Ranking Genshin Characters on a FIRST DATE?! 💝

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  • @Koomaxx
    @Koomaxx  10 місяців тому +83

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    • @InterstellarKo-komi
      @InterstellarKo-komi 10 місяців тому

      What about Nahihi?

    • @that_artist5175
      @that_artist5175 5 місяців тому

      8:46 i feel like both Lyney & Lynette would be third wheeling Freminet's date

    • @that_artist5175
      @that_artist5175 5 місяців тому

      @@InterstellarKo-komi If you meant Nahida she is a kid so she should not be dating.

  • @hjt091
    @hjt091 10 місяців тому +945

    Lynette hates socializing with people to the point she pretends to be a robot to avoid it. She's either climbing out the bathroom window or she just never showed up.

    • @hutothetao
      @hutothetao 10 місяців тому +53

      and lyney arrived for her

    • @AstreaHatter
      @AstreaHatter 10 місяців тому +35

      @hutothetao omg yes, he’s on 2 days at once since he’s covering for Freminet too

    • @caramelcwossont
      @caramelcwossont 9 місяців тому +21

      Lynette seems fine with socialising with people she knows or likes, as long as their not over the top I imagine. She’s said she would’ve liked Navia as a sister because she would be fun

    • @ilvosio
      @ilvosio 9 місяців тому +1

      I feel like she would also spend the dates money on sweets

    • @McDonalds_Lyney
      @McDonalds_Lyney 7 днів тому

      I imagine she third wheels Lyney but is so quiet that you don’t even notice her and maybe still have a fine date (Lyney or Lynette herself offers to pay for her meal)

  • @libraryscholaralexis6581
    @libraryscholaralexis6581 10 місяців тому +1490

    I feel a date with Neuvillette would end up turning into a water tasting date, kind of like wine tasting but with water. That way he gets to try all new types of water.

    • @galaxyspidercat
      @galaxyspidercat 10 місяців тому +87

      Fr bro can never stop yapping about water

    • @ft.jackjimmy7282
      @ft.jackjimmy7282 10 місяців тому +72

      he would tell you drinking wine at 10am is unhealthy and orders water for you. and you better make him happy cus it might start raining and you ruin everyone else's dates too

    • @nooone1387
      @nooone1387 10 місяців тому

      He can try my body wat-

    • @inspirationalroseswashere..
      @inspirationalroseswashere.. 10 місяців тому +27

      I’m just imagining he has a whole array of water glasses on the table, kind of like the way people arrange glasses to play music on them

    • @condescendingnahida5129
      @condescendingnahida5129 10 місяців тому +20

      He will judge his water according to the Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale

  • @dominicjannazo7144
    @dominicjannazo7144 10 місяців тому +827

    I don't think Childe has multiple dates. He would however step away for a few minutes, go next door and get in a fight, and walk back in to the restaurant like nothing happened despite all the sirens converging nearby.

    • @gimbo4025
      @gimbo4025 10 місяців тому +166

      his date: hey you hear those sirens?? thats crazy i hope everyones okay
      childe, wiping blood off his knuckles: hmm? oh yeahhh

    • @naruske97
      @naruske97 10 місяців тому +124

      1000%! One of his main traits is being loyal. The f-boy persona is something the English side of the fandom believes of him because Griffin is pushing that image only because it benefits him

    • @Gummy_Pop.
      @Gummy_Pop. 10 місяців тому +4

      yes pure tartoolgi energy XD

    • @Azaleaaah
      @Azaleaaah 10 місяців тому +78

      One of the main trait he is known is being loyal. So I really REALLY dont get why people keep thinking he is some playboy that has multiple dates and has multiple boy friends and girl friends. What in his character shows he is that type? I genuinely don't get it. This is not hate to anyone, I just really relaly don't get it

    • @magusdarkrider9779
      @magusdarkrider9779 10 місяців тому +37

      BUT WHAT IF he actually keeps stepping out because he has like 15 duels scheduled for the same day but his date doesn't know that and assumes he's sneaking off to see other dates

  • @WolframYouTube
    @WolframYouTube 10 місяців тому +389

    I think a date with Noelle would end up with her hearing someone calling for help in like Stormterror's Lair and then she instantly rushes off to help, forgetting that she was on a date in the first place

    • @brabbits5308
      @brabbits5308 10 місяців тому

      Fuck i can already she why i should marry her

    • @kiritsundere
      @kiritsundere 10 місяців тому +31

      Tighnari I feel like would be yammering but it would be a sweet date, he would definitely bring a flower for his date and be gentlemen with his sarcastic and sassy humor

    • @frustrella._.3398
      @frustrella._.3398 10 місяців тому +18

      Noelle will just runs straight towards a wall, leaving a hole with her silhouette looney toon style

    • @theampeel
      @theampeel 10 місяців тому +5

      Yeah we have to take her to a place where we can be alone, otherwise it will happen exactly that 💀

    • @CherryBobosa-hz3ns
      @CherryBobosa-hz3ns 3 місяці тому

      ​@@frustrella._.3398HELP???( Kinda true...)

  • @Sfw_Hana
    @Sfw_Hana 10 місяців тому +254

    I'm surprised chat didn't put Yoimiya in the talkative category when her demo has a section at the end to show just how much she can talk.😭😭😭

  • @min3bubblegum
    @min3bubblegum 10 місяців тому +1105

    Kaveh: *complains about Alhaitham the entire date*
    His date: "You, uh... are you sure I'm not the one thirdwheeling you two, or...?"

    • @Koomaxx
      @Koomaxx  10 місяців тому +334

      Kaveh: “yeah yeah yeah it’s fine SO ANYWAYYY-“

    • @BLANKTNF543
      @BLANKTNF543 10 місяців тому +11

      LMAO

    • @darthva31
      @darthva31 10 місяців тому +51

      Ok, Kaveh, just say you're jealous of Alhaitham already.
      Do we have to go through this (literal) song and dance every single time?

    • @marismoments39
      @marismoments39 10 місяців тому +20

      @@darthva31 tell us, you're jealous...

    • @Julcaaaa
      @Julcaaaa 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@marismoments39don't just assume bruh

  • @Lotan_
    @Lotan_ 10 місяців тому +259

    Alhaitham would also be the kinda guy to just not turn up.

    • @Koomaxx
      @Koomaxx  10 місяців тому +29

      I can see that too!!

    • @Lotan_
      @Lotan_ 10 місяців тому +9

      Yae Miko's character quest ends with her spending all the Traveler's money so 😆

    • @hana1980
      @hana1980 8 місяців тому +8

      He has a (male)wife waiting at home. He's busy!!

  • @Laura-qx5je
    @Laura-qx5je 10 місяців тому +158

    I think it would be fun if you randomized couples (like a spinny wheel or something) and then try to imagine how a date between them would go 😂 this was great too though!

    • @PrincessJadyn15
      @PrincessJadyn15 10 місяців тому +12

      That actually sounds funny

    • @Mercyfalls
      @Mercyfalls 10 місяців тому +7

      That would be hilarious, but has a high risk of Koomax getting hate for "illegal ships" or putting their fave with someone other than their favorite ship even on a hypothetical date. Some Genshin fans are batshit crazy with harrassing over FICTIONAL ships.
      Almost none of the characters have confirmed ages, so it's up to each person to headcanon.
      But a lot of Genshin fans are like "when I headcanon that characters as underage and you ship them with someone I headcanon as adult even if it's just as a joke for a funny video, you're a pedo!!!"
      And even just height difference between a tall model and medium/short model gets called "illegal"...
      Also, sexualities. Someone headcanons a character with a certain sexuality or will claim they are "gay coded" and then it's homophobic to ship them with the opposite sex, so straight ships get a lot of hate. And then there are actual homophobes who will throw a hissy fit about any queer ship.

  • @slayra1333
    @slayra1333 10 місяців тому +206

    Yae Miko literally ordered too much food to scam the traveler out of their money in her story quest hahaha

  • @SilverFlame15
    @SilverFlame15 10 місяців тому +354

    I love the idea of Ganyu and Keqing having a date together and then neither of them show up

    • @dankemems4701
      @dankemems4701 10 місяців тому +91

      "i'm so sorry for bailing on you i got really busy"
      "omg i got really busy too we have so much in common"
      "wait so you didn't show up either?"
      "wait, YOU didn't show up?"

    • @magusdarkrider9779
      @magusdarkrider9779 10 місяців тому +43

      Ooh what if they both run into each other at the Jade Chamber like "oh you didn't show up to our date?" "wait you didn't show up either??" until Ningguang just orders them to take the rest of the day off

    • @MoodyBluesRequiem80
      @MoodyBluesRequiem80 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@dankemems4701 pfft 😆😆😆

    • @andreat6948
      @andreat6948 8 місяців тому +3

      I imagined it as both of them totally forgot, and someone maybe Ningguang asked them how the date was and both where like "what date?" Haha

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 10 місяців тому +163

    Alternate for Layla: she falls asleep before the date but her alternate personality comes out and goes in her stead. It goes great but they agree to just be friends so that OG Layla doesn’t wake up only to discover they are now dating someone~

    • @maevethefox5912
      @maevethefox5912 10 місяців тому +29

      Alternate Layla goes on the date and wakes up halfway through and then OG Layla heads out the window xD

    • @badlotusxo
      @badlotusxo 10 місяців тому +4

      Remind me that's Moon Knight scene with Jake goes flirting and leave Steven going to date lol.

  • @naruske97
    @naruske97 10 місяців тому +150

    HC when Lyney finds out Lynette has a date he congratulates and convinces her to go; but once the date starts he drags Freminet with him to spy on her from the bushes,camouflage outfits and binoculars included

    • @llksjd
      @llksjd 10 місяців тому +16

      canon

    • @tegcat
      @tegcat 9 місяців тому +9

      canon

    • @theallpowerfullani9809
      @theallpowerfullani9809 8 місяців тому +13

      Omg and lyney and Lynette would also do this if fremi got a date

    • @flowerdefknows
      @flowerdefknows 7 місяців тому +1

      REAL

    • @Boba56
      @Boba56 3 місяці тому +1

      The urge to write a fanfic about that

  • @VarsVerum
    @VarsVerum 10 місяців тому +130

    Kaeya would arrive but not show himself up to you until JUST before you're about to leave because you think you got stood up. He would definitely do something like that >_>

  • @uyuman1
    @uyuman1 10 місяців тому +88

    In the Arataki beetle brawling event in Liyue Itto was both third wheeling Kuki and ate a weeks worth of ingredients in the Wanmin restaurant.

    • @maevethefox5912
      @maevethefox5912 10 місяців тому +20

      I feel like neither of them could ever go on a date without the other showing up.

  • @wafflestoast4546
    @wafflestoast4546 10 місяців тому +76

    Thoma is the man among men. he'd pay attention to your preferences, your allergies, interests and accommodate. 100/10! male wife for the win.

  • @_Ten_
    @_Ten_ 10 місяців тому +274

    I love all the Archons being next to each other lol.

    • @derp_dragons
      @derp_dragons 10 місяців тому

      That's what being penyless does to you, you're just happy to get a free meal. 😂

    • @Bakeme0bsessed
      @Bakeme0bsessed 6 місяців тому

      Where is nahida?

    • @mangostestes9371
      @mangostestes9371 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Bakeme0bsessedshe's a child

    • @TylerC21410
      @TylerC21410 2 місяці тому

      ​@mangostestes9371 Well, technically, she still is greater lord rukhadavata, but it still makes sense as to why she wasn't included.

  • @charlotte9394
    @charlotte9394 10 місяців тому +62

    AS A CHILDE LOVER I GOTTA COME IN AND DEFEND HIM FROM THE F-BOY ALLEGATIONS (not actually mad just gotta do my boy justice)
    That man is a family man, we all know that from his story quest and all of his talkings about Tonia, Teucer, and Anton. This man is either yapping your ears off about his little siblings and telling you ALLLLLLL about the gifts he's getting them or fun things they're doing together. OR. Childe is a family man, he's not going on dates just to pass time or whatever, he's looking for someone to settle down with. He's going to be respectful and pay for your meal (no matter how much you spend (case and point him paying for Traveler and Zhongli during the AQ AND his story quest)). He CAN be rizzlord but he's not messing around😤

    • @blankuser987
      @blankuser987 10 місяців тому +7

      YES SOMEONE GETS IT

    • @naruske97
      @naruske97 10 місяців тому +7

      Exactly!

    • @mitziixoxo
      @mitziixoxo 9 місяців тому +11

      In the words of Kaveh,
      “THANK YOU OH MY GOD THANK YOU”
      People mischaracterize him so badly like it’s actually sad😭 the whole point of his story quest was to show that despite his harbinger status, he’s a rlly caring family man😭😭 and then like everything hes said and done has shown that hes actually a very loyal guy☹️. I feel the same about Kaeya too, he also is SO mischaracterized it’s sad. He’s made to be some kind of extraverted player when in reality, 1) bro is probably too busy dealing with his internal struggle to care about romance, and 2) his whole story and everything about him is that behind his outward extroversion, he’s actually a shy guy who hates taking credit for things (Adelaide talks abt this in his hangout, and we see it in Jean’s story quest when he refuses to take credit to planning the party for her). And any of his “flirty” behavior is really just him being friendly because that’s how he gets information and runs his info network w the treasure hoarders.
      Being a Childe and Kaeya enjoyer who understands their characters and lore sucks sometimes because you constantly have to explain them to people😭

    • @caramelcwossont
      @caramelcwossont 9 місяців тому +4

      A character trait of his is being INCREDIBLY LOYAL TOO-
      He also very well would stick by the traveler because he can fight someone without risk of murder (just one reason)

    • @AjaxGenshin
      @AjaxGenshin 19 днів тому

      As an Ajax lover from day 1, your opinion has been approved of. Good job comrade ❤🎉✌🏻👍🏻
      He is a family man, he loves, he has the 'id kill for you' vibe. He is rich, loyal, strong, charismatic, can cook, can clean. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?!
      I DONT SEE ANYWHERE IN HIS CHARACTER OF HIM BEING A PLAYBOY! ALL I SEE IS A LOYAL HOMEGUY!

  • @Pascll
    @Pascll 10 місяців тому +56

    I agree with the ganyu placement, but for a completely different reason
    she has a character story that talks about, the more important an occasion is, the more she strives for perfection, but the more nervous she gets. as a result, despite normally being punctual, she arrived late for the rite of descension once because she spent 2 hours making sure her outfit wasn't similar to the one she wore last year. she's got a lot of voicelines where she worries about her appearance too. all the voicelines they've shown for her new skin are also of a similar pattern, they're all ganyu making sure evrything's perfect or her worrying if she put everything on right.
    so I could imagine ganyu spending hours picking the right outfit and not showing up because of that. after that, she'd then be too embarrassed to ever talk to her date again.
    for a similar reason, I also see ganyu ending up in the tier of "too nervous to talk".

  • @Fallensnowch
    @Fallensnowch 10 місяців тому +31

    I think Shenhe would be the type to say I love you on first date because she’s very bold. Also because Cloud retainer would definitely teach her some tips before Shenhe on goes date and then proceeds to follow her secretly to see how the date goes. Shenhe would probably misunderstand how a date goes and just does straight to I love you, let’s go out scenario.

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 10 місяців тому +3

      CR: "This one demands grandchildren"

  • @potatthews
    @potatthews 10 місяців тому +60

    diluc def jumped out of the window to deliver justice if the date happened at night

  • @Azaleaaah
    @Azaleaaah 10 місяців тому +34

    People thinking Childe is a playboy with multiple dates will never fail to amuse and confuse me ngl. What about him shows he is that type? He's always known to be a loyal guy. I hope this doesn't sound like a hate, still a great video nontheless I am just genuinely confused cause everything he has done in game is due to his loyalty to his queen and family

    • @ain1823
      @ain1823 8 місяців тому

      its because of his eng va 😒

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 10 місяців тому +126

    I do feel like Furina’s kind of depends on if it’s before or after the archon quest. Before the archon quest, yes, 100% ordering all the fanciest food. After the archon quest, she slips out the window because the fancy food isn’t worth the human interaction lol

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 10 місяців тому +12

      Nah if you and furina get along well enough to go on a date she'd be hyped as heck but she'd respect your wallet

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 10 місяців тому +8

      She literally hates fancy or "adventurous" food, her ideal date is McDonald's lmfao

    • @THATBrokeAroSpecWallet
      @THATBrokeAroSpecWallet 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@CircusFoxxo fr the best kind of date

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 10 місяців тому +3

      @@THATBrokeAroSpecWallet she'd also take you to see the most fire movie or play imaginable, then take you to some hole in the wall restaurant

  • @funniloneliboi
    @funniloneliboi 10 місяців тому +90

    Ayaka pretty much all but confessed to Traveler during her story quest, I feel like she should've been in "Says I LOVE YOU on the first date."

    • @umbralumbreon7380
      @umbralumbreon7380 10 місяців тому +13

      She fully would be the kind to say “I love you” but not in a direct way because she’d be too embarrassed to be that forward, especially on a first date

    • @Krissamiyoo
      @Krissamiyoo 9 місяців тому +3

      I'm convinced that Ayaka is the type of person who after the first date thinks they're already married

  • @Booga04
    @Booga04 10 місяців тому +69

    Hu Tao would turn the date into an advertisement for Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

  • @aviasegel
    @aviasegel 10 місяців тому +65

    Oh god, the image of both travelers on a date and they both think the other one is third-wheeling. And their date just doesn't know which of them was supposed to be come but they're fine either way

  • @kivvz8453
    @kivvz8453 10 місяців тому +49

    I feel like childe would try really hard to be normal but he'd be SO AWKWARD AND SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE because this boy literally fell in the space hole at 14 and then got thrown into the military, there was no time to learn how to date people properly (except maybe fellow harbingers question mark???)
    so yeah he'd sweat and try really hard to impress you and that's so damn CUTE 10/10 WOULD DATE AGAIN

    • @derp_dragons
      @derp_dragons 10 місяців тому +4

      You're saying that about a guy who "hey girly"s a complete stranger the first time they meet. ;)

    • @kivvz8453
      @kivvz8453 10 місяців тому +25

      @@derp_dragons the "hey girlie" was a mistranslation and you should look it up. in Chinese he's greeting the traveler with more respect and politeness. he also addresses all female characters he meets with respect, there's not a single line of his I can think of that could hint him be flirtatious.
      also, my point still stands, this man may be charismatic on the outside, but he's a whole mess in any romantic situation. all he knows is battle, ice fishing, drinking firewater with comrades who are chill enough, and taking care of his family. oh yeah, and world domination

    • @derp_dragons
      @derp_dragons 10 місяців тому +2

      @@kivvz8453 I didn't mean to upset you or invalidate your comment by what I said. A person can be flirtatious and still be awkward in a dating situation. Personally, I like the EN version where he's more flirty because it added to him being a bit of a goofball and the thought of him being flirty on a date but also awkward at the same time is funny to me.
      But in the end it's all up to any of us to decide in which light we want to see the character. :)

    • @kivvz8453
      @kivvz8453 10 місяців тому +3

      @@derp_dragons oh no I'm so sorry if I came off as rude, it wasn't my intention!! I can get a bit too defensive about this ginger man, but that's no excuse to upset another person because of a fictional character. your vision of him is also interesting and I like the idea 🤝

    • @derp_dragons
      @derp_dragons 10 місяців тому +1

      @@kivvz8453 Not at all, I just felt I overstepped with my comment so I wanted to make sure you know I meant no offense. And I didn't know the EN version took that much of a liberty with his portrayal so that's something new I learned thanks to you. 💚
      (and I totally get being defensive, it can get frustrating when a good chunk of the fandom ignors the majority of a characters personality and backstory)

  • @theemntree2150
    @theemntree2150 10 місяців тому +18

    There should of been a category called “was too smooth its creepy” and put lyney and heizou in there

  • @Blu3zeisBlu3ze
    @Blu3zeisBlu3ze 10 місяців тому +49

    Small correction: any date with Childe is a 10/10, even if he has another date

    • @MoodyBluesRequiem80
      @MoodyBluesRequiem80 10 місяців тому +4

      Simp (But I mean, HE'S SO HOOT 😩😩🔥🖤)

    • @Blu3zeisBlu3ze
      @Blu3zeisBlu3ze 9 місяців тому +2

      YES IM A SIMP- AND I AM PROUD@@MoodyBluesRequiem80

  • @seuleforever4011
    @seuleforever4011 10 місяців тому +34

    Shinobu would 100% third-wheeling Itto'a date, but she do it to help with the date, like scolding him when he does wrong!
    Like a wingman but more strict 😂

  • @ZeoffArcaneOfficial
    @ZeoffArcaneOfficial 10 місяців тому +27

    I feel Shenhe would show up to the date but would be basically quiet the whole time. Not too nervous to talk but just that she doesn't talk much.

    • @maevethefox5912
      @maevethefox5912 10 місяців тому +5

      Either that or she threatens to harm the waiter who messes up a drink order

    • @Candytime9
      @Candytime9 10 місяців тому +3

      or she shows up but you don't know she is there because she is hiding and watching. (Influenced from the Xianyun trailer, she is watching the traveler fish from behind the tree.)

  • @silverz7774
    @silverz7774 10 місяців тому +9

    Im happy yo finally see Thoma on the top of a tier list, did not expect to be this one.. VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT :P

  • @RavenVandom
    @RavenVandom 10 місяців тому +15

    I think if Wanderer went on a date and if it went fine. he is gonna be a complete tsundere about it.

  • @tishabloom1166
    @tishabloom1166 10 місяців тому +18

    Zhongli is the perfect mix of spends all of dates’ money and talks too much because when we first met him he did just go on and on and spend money he didn’t have and we were lowkey on a date with Paimon 3rd wheeling just SHOOK

  • @RaikaKoshiba650
    @RaikaKoshiba650 10 місяців тому +7

    Navia goes in the tier beyond perfect date, guaranteed marriage ASAP

  • @xanaviii
    @xanaviii 10 місяців тому +14

    Ganyu and Keqing don't show up because they have a work date with each other...7 days a week.
    They're the types that need to star in a Hallmark movie to remind them there is more to life than work.

  • @shinrinwitch5832
    @shinrinwitch5832 10 місяців тому +12

    Hehe I knew Rizzley will be 10/10 he knows when to have fun. ❤

  • @joshthehollow5254
    @joshthehollow5254 10 місяців тому +20

    3:16 technically he already did that in the new beetle event (it was the group's money and not a date's but still). Best part is it was a reunion party and he wasn't even supposed to be there.

  • @kennyyang2546
    @kennyyang2546 10 місяців тому +14

    Lol this is so accurate! I really hope you keep uploading these videos, underrated content creator

    • @kennyyang2546
      @kennyyang2546 10 місяців тому +1

      Also, can you do HSR on this too? I can totally imagine Dan Heng IL...
      Dan Heng: uh
      Person: Would you like to order some food.
      Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
      Person: Would you like to...talk?
      Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
      Person: WOULD YOU LIKE TO KISS?
      Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
      Person: would you like to continue this date?
      Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
      Person: "leaves*
      March 7th: That sucks, Dan Heng.
      Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
      Dan Heng, inside: ARGHHHHHH THE WORLD HATES ME!!

  • @ChaosFlute
    @ChaosFlute 10 місяців тому +10

    Miko canonically spends too much of your money when you go to that restaurant with her... as in your entire paycheck for writing for her...

  • @rey_probloblyonline
    @rey_probloblyonline 10 місяців тому +9

    YOUR VIDS ARE 100% THE BEST!! YOUR MY FAV CREATER

    • @Koomaxx
      @Koomaxx  10 місяців тому +2

      WHAAA THANK U UR TOO KIND 😭

  • @llyyz
    @llyyz 10 місяців тому +5

    There should be a category like "their date run away" for people like yaemiko or lisa

  • @Caramilkz
    @Caramilkz 10 місяців тому +6

    personally i think childe should be in 10/10 date cuz he wouldnt have more than one hes too loyal for that..

  • @reveriesend4668
    @reveriesend4668 10 місяців тому +8

    I need to make a separate comment for my love Yoi:
    Yoimiya is prob the smoothest talker among the character in game. The girl is so good at white-lieing she white-lies herself without realizing.
    This makes her superficially the best candidate to take out on a date. But it's going to be hard reading her feelings. She's just going to say "Oh I'm happy. Thanks for all this great memories." but you won't know if she's truly happy or not. Hell, even Yoimiya herself won't know.
    Even if something goes wrong on the date, she's just going to go "oh come on, you know me. I'm already so happy you try to treat me so nicely." and she's not lying when she says that; That's what she knows.
    But is that what she truly want? No idea, no?

    • @reveriesend4668
      @reveriesend4668 10 місяців тому +3

      ironically: the only true sign we know of "when Yoimiya is happy" is when she shuts up and just enjoys the scene and the nuance of the event.
      so yeah. there's simply no way you can truly know whether she's truly happy or not, until she herself takes the step forward to do something out of the ordinary to tell you that she has fallen in love with you.
      Maybe a kiss? or maybe a hug? something like that.

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 10 місяців тому +1

      Her story quest in sumeru was a date, we even rizz her a little at the end
      But she'd be a perfect date in any case

  • @sua8638
    @sua8638 10 місяців тому +105

    I love how you didn't include the childern

  • @maevethefox5912
    @maevethefox5912 10 місяців тому +14

    Someone brings Bennett on their date like 'listen I just need the attack buff..."

  • @grimsdol4665
    @grimsdol4665 10 місяців тому +7

    I like the idea of Ayato actually has another date, But he's so good at hiding it You'll never know

  • @ft.jackjimmy7282
    @ft.jackjimmy7282 10 місяців тому +3

    I love that my popsicle boys are in one category. Chongyun, Mika, and Freminet are my sons, and I put them in the same team as Wriothesley as motivation to grow up big and strong, and 20% more confident.

  • @Phlegeth
    @Phlegeth 10 місяців тому +9

    Pyro makes up half of the perfect date.

  • @Zippomine
    @Zippomine 10 місяців тому +7

    Why do I think zhongli would be yapping about tea the entire time 💀

  • @adelinegardner
    @adelinegardner 10 місяців тому +1

    aw this was so cute! all your hcs are so funny
    tier list idea: genshin characters on a plane (who slept the whole time, asked for more snacks, watched movies, etc.)
    or on like an overnight school trip or something lol

  • @derp_dragons
    @derp_dragons 10 місяців тому +8

    BDSM flare-up, I can't! Imagine him being on a date, gentlemanly and perfect, his date spills a drink or something and he just takes out a riding crop, lifting his dates chin up with it and say "you've been naughty, I'll have to punish you." with a soft voice, being all charming. 🤣
    (and no, I'm not laughing at Koomaxx, I'm laughing at the image!)
    Edit: Seeing Wanderer just now, I think there should have been a category "makes their date cry and just leaves them sobbing".
    Edit 2: Hot take, Dehya would rank 2nd in the perfect date category. She KNOWs how to treat her date and make them feel special. Sorry Kazuha, she's downranking you to 3rd (even though, surprisingly, for me they both have a similar energy to them - like, they're there with you in the moment, enjoying the time but you just know tomorrow or in a few days they're on their way because that's just how they are).

  • @gaia_cool_it
    @gaia_cool_it 10 місяців тому +10

    yall keep painting kaeya as a player. I'm lowkey tired of it. this is the same guy who arranged a whole birthday party for jean and was shy to take the credit for it. the same guy who purposefully left the tcg cards in cats tail so that traveller can play tcg. the only scenario where he'd be having dates with two people is when he wants some information out from them.

    • @leafymika
      @leafymika 10 місяців тому +5

      realll! i thought him having two dates for funs and giggles was ooc

  • @mlkcookies
    @mlkcookies 10 місяців тому +2

    Kaveh is so on point though. Considering how much he talked about Alhaitham during that dinner (with the traveler, Collei, Cyno and Tighnari) he would 100% still talk about him on a date.

  • @mikii278
    @mikii278 10 місяців тому +2

    Oh Ayato would def treat his date like a princess/prince

  • @lellaland8430
    @lellaland8430 10 місяців тому +11

    Love this video, but the mischaracterization of childe makes me sad

  • @ohreolli9202
    @ohreolli9202 10 місяців тому +8

    Thanks for always posting such fun content, Koomax!! ♥

  • @caramelcwossont
    @caramelcwossont 9 місяців тому +1

    One of Childe’s trait is being loyal, so I highly doubt he has multiple dates. Hell I imagine one of the few reasons Childe likes the Traveler so much is because WE’RE ACTUALLY SOMEONE HE CAN FIGHT WITHOUT THE RISK OF CAUSING MURDER 😭
    Tbh a reason I find this tier list hard to list is because I can’t imagine some of these characters being with anyone else
    Like Kaveh? Dude I do not imagine him with anyone else but Alhaitham
    Also Navia would definitely be a 10/10 date for me. I love her design, her personality is fucking fun, she’s such chaos yet nice I just AUGH LOVE HER

  • @kaybevang536
    @kaybevang536 10 місяців тому +7

    Yeah Yammers Part is me and my girlfriend on first date we literally talking so much that we hung around till 11 pm 😂 and came home gaming together

    • @Koomaxx
      @Koomaxx  10 місяців тому +4

      That’s the best when two yammer’ers get together, perfect match and good conversation!

  • @sheridanwolf
    @sheridanwolf 10 місяців тому +2

    I usually don't leave comments on this video but a saw some replies about Childe's character, and both sides were right.
    Here's how I personally think it would go if it were a date with me. I have made my own tier list on similar terms. (Childe was in the tier I named "We had 1 date")
    Childe is charming and charismatic before we get to the restaurant, when we sit down, he starts talking about his siblings, which I would find cute, I would talk about my brother and my cousins. Then as the dinner gets later he starts talking about battles cause that's all he knows, and with great details like "did you know if you did this, this would happen? Pretty cool right?" And then it would gross me out and I would be the one jumping out of the bathroom window, leaving him to wonder "Did I do something wrong?" and he still pays.

  • @alluriusmusic
    @alluriusmusic 10 місяців тому +2

    With Baizhu at 3:40, you left out the aspect where he'd be too focused on your health, always nitpicking everything you eat...

  • @doktahv8837
    @doktahv8837 10 місяців тому +3

    Daeya would be 10/10 cause she would take you out to an absolute adventure out in the sands. Or a brawling tournament with Rizzlord Jailer....

  • @Fallensnowch
    @Fallensnowch 10 місяців тому +2

    I personally do think that Ganyu, Keqing and Jean would always show up because they are very responsible. So they would do an all nighter just so they have the time to go out on the date. Since the moment they agree, they would do their best to fulfil their promise.

  • @yixo
    @yixo 10 місяців тому +3

    Fischl to the too nervous to talk, when it comes to romance she collapses.
    Bruh Ganyu, Jean and Keqing are the type to come down to seconds on time wtf you on about, might not have time on their schedule at all tho.
    Noelle literally ended under a tree with a rose looking into the travelers eyes on not a date.
    Kokomi seems like the type that'd have the date at her or her partners house and would just nerd out the entire time and if invited out would just be curteus. People forget she's literally a princess.
    Rosa would either be secretly be uwu or have a really hard time showing affection for her partner. If she wasn't interested to begin with would 100% just decline the date.
    That bot row should just be renamed to declines the date.

  • @raikonzero
    @raikonzero 10 місяців тому +4

    Good luck making it past the first date with Childe and Yelan with one who's idea of a fun date is a fight to the death, and the other silencing you if you're a criminal

  • @xZyrux
    @xZyrux 10 місяців тому +3

    Ganyu would never forget an appointment! She might be overworked, but her executive functioning is top notch.

  • @ria_san
    @ria_san 9 місяців тому +2

    Bro, really with Ayaya? Man, she would DEFINITELY say “I love you” on the first date if the date was with Sora, lmao

  • @name_so_cool
    @name_so_cool 10 місяців тому +2

    This was such a fun stream to catch live! The intro bloopers will live on in the moment forever ❤

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg 10 місяців тому +6

    Now we should vote on the most awkward date pairings. Imagine poor Freminet with Fischl. That boy is going to spend the next month on the bottom of the ocean.

    • @saeranchoi3343
      @saeranchoi3343 9 місяців тому +2

      I think they would surprisingly get along tbh. They’re both really into their fantasy worlds and fairytales

  • @franklinfernandes5593
    @franklinfernandes5593 10 місяців тому +2

    Hear me out! Shinobu asked Itto to be her 'fake date' in a social event,
    the gang found out, and thought they were in a 'real date', tried to ruin the date all night, thinking they would disband if they married
    Shinobu finds out, gives them a scold, and into laughs at it for the rest of the night 😅

  • @textractGI
    @textractGI 10 місяців тому +4

    When we are talking about personal relationships, Keqing always seems to be kinda unsecure.
    I'd personally put her in the "too nervous to talk" category.
    For me, the perfect date might propably Yoimiya, I simply love fireworks.

  • @mrbnhafanatic3454
    @mrbnhafanatic3454 10 місяців тому +2

    I feel like Beidou would be in one of the top two categories because I personally can't see her dating multiple people at once

  • @basilhibiscus6119
    @basilhibiscus6119 6 місяців тому +1

    I agree with most of these, though I'm pretty sure Freminet would fflee but make it up to you, the anxiety kicked in too hard. On the other hand: servant boy Thoma third wheeling Ayato

  • @nirvana317
    @nirvana317 10 місяців тому +2

    koomaxx can you do a genshin tier list of them at a crime scene,idk i think it would be funny love your vids

  • @ChristinaLumine
    @ChristinaLumine 9 місяців тому +1

    This is the most unbiased tier list I’ve ever seen

  • @trixtheghostwalker6634
    @trixtheghostwalker6634 10 місяців тому +8

    Wonder where Arlecchino and Sandrone would be on this

  • @ria_san
    @ria_san 9 місяців тому +1

    Also, Layla was on the right spot. She would be sleeping at the date's time, LMAO

  • @ella-solvejgryelvien933
    @ella-solvejgryelvien933 10 місяців тому +1

    Razor says i love you because he thinks it just means he cares about the person and doesnt know its extreme to say on a first date

  • @greed7255
    @greed7255 10 місяців тому +10

    Wriothesley and Neuvillette having a perfect date with each other would actually be so real-

  • @no1981
    @no1981 10 місяців тому

    I was there for the live and I'm so so happy that Albedo, one of my favourite characters, ended up in the category i suggested 😭😭. Also that you acknowledged that Xinyan would be great, because she's great. :DD

  • @MyoArven
    @MyoArven 10 місяців тому +1

    I feel like Ayaka would say I love you on the first date. She isn’t used to interacting with people in a less formal way so I assume she would try to act normal and fail miserably

  • @Myojo584
    @Myojo584 10 місяців тому +2

    WAKE UP YALL
    THE QUEEN POSTED

  • @Dias_12
    @Dias_12 10 місяців тому +5

    1:55 Pocket wants to be sponsored as well

    • @Koomaxx
      @Koomaxx  10 місяців тому +3

      She’s so nosy always sniffing my snacks 👁️👃🏻👁️

  • @Aidan_Yao
    @Aidan_Yao 9 місяців тому +1

    There's 2 sides to Neuvillette: Either he asks you many questions about you, or he's so busy with politics in Fontaine that he straight-up can't show up.

  • @Fallensnowch
    @Fallensnowch 10 місяців тому +1

    I think this pretty accurate yeah. Itto would definitely also be in the third wheel category when Shinobu goes on a date. With gang as well lmao.

  • @leonardjavier
    @leonardjavier 10 місяців тому +1

    I love that most of Pyro users are 10/10 dates with their hype vibe ❤

  • @kuramaschick
    @kuramaschick 10 місяців тому +1

    You know if you date Itto it's basically dating the entire Arataki Gang. I can see them pumping him up and giving terrible relationship advice that he thinks is genius. Shinobu would be straightening Itto's collar and coaching him on proper date etiquette that would mostly be forgotten or ignored. He would be fixing his hair in the reflection of a spoon in the middle of dinner while making wild (and possibly illegal) suggestions for the next date.

  • @umbra268
    @umbra268 10 місяців тому +3

    aloy babysitting all the kids like: wtf man :(

  • @charlottesocool
    @charlottesocool 9 місяців тому

    you should do a tier list on what role a character would get in a musical/play!!!!

  • @dankemems4701
    @dankemems4701 10 місяців тому +2

    interesting how most of the pyro characters are 10/10 dates

  • @CircusFoxxo
    @CircusFoxxo 10 місяців тому +1

    Also im not standing for this Zhongli or Furina slander. Furina is both fairly wealthy and frugal with spending. Zhongli isn't broke or a big spender he just isn't used to clapping his hands and creating Mora of nowhere, and he'd be very strict with the social contract aspects of a date. He'd take you some nice places or cook some banger dish and youd spend three hours listening to his war stories.

  • @The_One_and_Oni25
    @The_One_and_Oni25 10 місяців тому +3

    NAVIAAAAAA!!! she didn't come home... All my freaking primos...

  • @AkioHaRdCoRe
    @AkioHaRdCoRe 10 місяців тому +1

    hello past twitch me glad your "talks too much" category was accepted xD this was very fun to see live

  • @starlytes
    @starlytes 10 місяців тому +22

    Okay but I feel like Wriothesley would be a 100/10 date lol

  • @Redwolf476-5
    @Redwolf476-5 10 місяців тому +2

    Paimon would be fourth wheeling the travelers

  • @Crimateilcanemagico
    @Crimateilcanemagico 10 місяців тому +1

    Yoimiya is my wife and she's a 10/10 in everything she does. She's the definition of perfection. Also I'm the god of festivals and she's the queen of summer festivals, so it means we're the perfect couple. (Also I got her last minute in 4.3)

    • @Crimateilcanemagico
      @Crimateilcanemagico 10 місяців тому +1

      Also Lyney deserved the 10/10 to me cuz he got the 𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒛🌹

  • @lemonstarboo
    @lemonstarboo 10 місяців тому +2

    I would melt if it was Thoma brooooooooo (I happen to have a cryo vision, took that quiz 5 times)

  • @k-skope7562
    @k-skope7562 10 місяців тому +2

    10:26 dunno why but I can imagine kokomi being flushed down the toilet like a fish lol

  • @songsayswhat
    @songsayswhat 10 місяців тому +1

    I think Furina would yammer. I always say I want to see her and Fischl in a story together so they can battle who will talk more.

  • @sharpiedraw9831
    @sharpiedraw9831 10 місяців тому +1

    I get why you put shenhe in wouldn't show up but honestly, i think that if she said she'll be there, she will be because she litterally made the trip from Liyue to Mondstadt just to go see traveler when she heard they were bartending at angel's share lol. Mam will go through a sea of fire to be there and when people ask if she's okay she'd have a deadpan face and say yeah, why do you ask ? Otherwise she just would have said no