Thank you Minsleif for joining me in this video! Be sure to check out her channel if you're interested in Genshin lore and good vibes! ⌂ Minsleif's UA-cam channel: ua-cam.com/channels/M8PYBRGM-TfdNnYjVSlCbw.html ⌂ Minsleif's Twitch channel: www.twitch.tv/minsleif
Her videos are very fun and informative ! I have been following her since her stream , when Alhaitham first shown up I relate to her simping. Also , I love how she says names of characters right !
This was amazing, I love the game, also for when you do the next hunger games what-have-you possible to take some of us who have commented down here to be a part of the next round? I'm only asking because I got the idea a while ago and I thought it be really cool
Minsleif said "something something Dainsleif" and I was like: 👀 that sounds familiar, wait a sec. Then looked at the caption and whispered "oh it's the lore lady who has a pretty voice"
I feel like that in any scenario where both the Raiden Shogun and Sara are options, you would need to kill Sara in self defense for whatever you were going to do (or not do) to the Shogun
Marry Gorou 100%. He's cute + sensitive + writes an advise column + likes cake! I feel like if there were any marital issues, he'd handle them maturely~ not sure how his Ms. Hina identity would contribute to the marriage tho lol
11:42 My girl, you are correct. Thoma is the best husbando and nothing you can say or do will make me change my mind or my lockscreen (it’s a picture of official Thoma b-day art)! As a Thoma simp, I feel very honoured.
Am I the only one who gets Aisen vibes off of Pantalone? Also remember with Ayato you get the #1 husbando, Thoma: cooks, cleans, cares, and loves animals.
I love this kind of videos but it always feels like they're too short lmao make them longeeeer 🥺 also my top marry would definitely be Xiao he's my favorite now and always
Should've married Yunjin, she's got big bank being a world renowned singer, plus being able to travel the world with her and she's also really nice and sweet, and a nerd which is cute Also holy based with both of you marrying Kokomi
I really like Hu Tao for her dark humor, energy, and how she values living to the fullest. Amber I used to be indifferent to her, then I read the manga, and then idolized her for her kindness and courage for Collei. Not sure if I would kiss or marry them. (And with Capitano, I don't think I can kiss someone who likely doesn't have a face). However I'm more decisive with Dottore, completely despised him, he can suffer in purgatory for 1000 years and then spend eternity in hell. And Albert's a stalker who decided to waste his time on one of the most boring activities in life, so death might as well come for him.
Ok but like you gotta marry Childe, he’s got that stable employment, big wallet, we know he’s a family man. Sure he’s got a few war crimes, but who doesn’t
Ooh yay another great Koomaxx collab video + kiss, marry, kill, reject in time for Valentine’s Day. I love playing along with these types of videos so here are my answers: 1) Marry Childe, kiss Madam Ping, kill Cyno since I found him a bit rude in the quests and while Hu Tao’s Lantern Rite rap was abysmal her original story quest was good enough to let her live 2) Marry Yunjin- her hangout really made me love her, kiss Yoimiya, leave Xiao alone because that’s what he’d probably be more comfortable with, and kill Alhaitham because after accidentally hearing him in the English dub he sounds like a massive prick and I can’t get over it 3) Kill Albert- duh, marry Capitano- people don’t really have bad things to say about him on top of his nice physical design, and while it would be spicy to kiss Pantalone in a round I marry a different Fatui to cause drama... I’ll just kiss Nilou and leave him alone 4) Kill Dottore- I’ve loved Scara and Diluc from the start so any of their enemies have to go, marry Shenhe, I don’t feel strongly bout the other 2 but for always giving us banger lore I guess I’ll kiss Dain 5) Marry Dehya- the only 5* waifu I’d been tempted to pull for waifu status + she actually has a good personality, kiss Ayato, leave Pulcinella alone so Childe can kill him himself, and kill Sucrose cuz I’ve never liked her and she’s actually got great potential to do bad just look at her thoughts on Diona! 6) Marry Wanderer/Scara- 1.1 player, kiss Heizou- his flirty personality is fun, and while I like Jean I agree that Liben has done too much for us to kill so I’m sorry girl you kinda gotta die 7) Marry Yelan- I guess with my choice in her and Shenhe I like a lil potential for danger, kiss Eula, leave Ei alone, and kill Sara- I find her a bit uptight 8) Marry Amber, kiss Yae, I initially really didn’t like Kokomi but my opinion of her has grown a ton since her release so I’ll leave her be and kill Kaeya who I’ve also never really liked 9) Marry Candace, kiss Mona, and this is gonna be shocking kill both Baizhu and Tighnari and bring Jean from that previous round to a Statue of the Seven for revival- I really hate both of their designs, Baizhu is awful to Qiqi, and while Tighnari himself isn’t awful to anyone... can’t wait for them to announce the new EN VA cuz yuck 10) Marry Thoma, kiss Gorou, leave Cloud Retainer be cuz that one sassy meme of her is too funny, and kill Guoba who could never light a torch in Dragonspine because he’d be sad because bonus round: Xiangling, Xingqiu, Chongyun, Kazuha: marrying both Kazuha and my OG main Chongyun and killing both Xingqiu (painfully and slowly) and Xiangling (poisoning) for being bad friends to Chongyun. Maybe the true reason I would marry Yelan and Shenhe is because I also share their murderous potential when it suits me 😈 If they were in the quiz I’d also marry Diluc and Zhongli and kill Ying’er and that lady who was really bitchy to us at the Liyue City tea shop before Yelan took it over, but for people actually in the quiz my top marriage choice would probably be Yunjin for practicality and Wanderer in my heart.
Kiss Cyno; Marry Tartaglia, Kill Hu Tao, discard madam ping Kiss Alhaitham, Marry Xiao, Kill Yoimiya, discard Yun Jin (Alhaitham and Xiao can be interchangeable; I could also discard Alhaitham to the eremites or tentacles though) Kiss Albert, Marry Pantalone, Kill Capitano, discard Nilou (After I kiss Albert I guess I could kill him?) Kiss dainsleif, Marry Dottore, Kill shenhe, discard shinobu (Dottore is clearly a bottom for me) Kiss Sucrose, Marry Ayato, Kill Pulcinella, discard Dehya (Ayato and Sucrose and be interchangeable) Kiss Wanderer, Marry Heizou!, Kill Liben, discard Jean (Kyaaa Heizou >.
The squeal in 4:22 is just 🥺 My answers: 1. Marry Cyno (I actually find him funny most of the time), kiss Madam Ping (Because she’s such a sweet granny), kill Tartaglia (sorry) 2. Marry Al Haitham (English major here, we can talk for hours), kiss Yoimiya (because she’s wholesome), kill Xiao (to put him out of his misery) 3. Marry Pantalone (just look at his wallet), kiss Nilou, kill Albert (duh) 4. Marry Kuki (she seems fun), kiss Shenhe, kill Dottore (to get revenge for my daughter Collei) 5. Marry Ayato (for his prestige), kiss Sucrose, kill rooster man 6. Marry Heizou (he’s cuteeee), kiss Liben, kill Wanderer (you’re cool, but Jean is too relatable) 7. Marry Eula, kiss Yelan (thx for coming home early), kill Sara (Raiden is one of my mains, I can’t kill her) 8. Marry Kaeya (I want to make sure he feels loved and never gets abandoned again), kiss Amber (she’s so sweet), kill Kokomi (sorry) 9. Marry Tighnari (he’s so sarcastic and cute), kiss Mona (she’s my first five star), kill Baizhu 10. Marry Thoma, kiss Guoba, kill Gorou
Okay I’ll play along: 1- Kiss: Cyno Marry: Madame Ping (it would be so nice to be married to her she would treat you well) Kill: Childe (I’m sorry) Discard: Hu Tao (rather be friends) 2- Kiss: Yoimiya Marry: Xiao Kill: Althaitham Discard: Yun Jin When you said xiao “will get to be with his friends now” if you kill him I died ajcbsjsbja lmaoooo 3- Kiss: pantalone Marry: Nilou Kill: Albert. Easy. Discard: Il capitano I do not know the fatui well lol 4- Kiss: Shenhe Marry: Kuki Shinobu (i bet she is financially stable) Kill: Dottore Discard: Dainsleif 5- Kiss: Ayato Marry: Dehya Kill: the rooster Discard: Sucrose 6- Kiss: Liben (I bet he’d be a good date tbh) Marry: Heizou Kill: Wanderer (I’m sorry, RIP to his second chance in life) Discard: Jean 7- Kiss: Kujou Sara Marry: Yelan Kill: Eula (wow looks like vengeance was MINE in the end) Discard: Raiden Shogun 8- Kiss: Kokomi Marry: Kaeya Kill: Yae Miko (but I like her, it would just be a funny thing between friends, she would be in on the joke) Discard: Amber 9- Kiss: Tighnari Marry: Mona Kill: Baizhu Discard: Candace 10- Kiss: Cloud Retainer Marry: Thoma Kill: Gorou (I’m sorry) Discard: Guoba Top marry gotta be xiao
playing along :D 1: kiss Childe, marry Ping, kill Hu Tao, spare Cyno 2: kiss Yun Jin, marry Yoimiya, kill Alhaitham (I'M SORRY.), spare Xiao 3: kiss Nilou, marry Capitano, kill Albert, spare Pantalone 4: kiss Shenhe, marry Shinobu, kill Dottore, spare Dainsleif 5: kiss Dehya, marry Sucrose, kill Pulcinella, spare Ayato 6: kiss Heizou, marry Jean, kill Scaramouche, spare Liben 7: kiss Ei, marry Sara, kill Eula, spare Yelan 8: kiss Kaeya, marry Amber, kill Miko, spare Kokomi 9: kiss Candace, marry Mona, kill Baizhu, spare Tighnari 10: kiss Guoba (on the head), marry Thoma, kill Gorou, spare Cloud Retainer the Alhaitham one pains me a lot because he's in my top three faves for the whole game, but I just know he'd frustrate me to tears if he was real LMAO
Technically since Ei's mind is in the sword we could just kill her vessel (Raiden Shogun) and spare Sara that way, one of Raiden's voice lines actually say that she can recreate a body for herself whenever she wants so...
I feel like killing Albert is always the correct choice to make. Also, Noelle, Candace, Dehya, Yoimiya is the worst lineup ever for me to have to choose from.
My choices (this was so funnnn): Group 1: Marry Tartaglia, Kiss Cyno, and Kill Hu Tao (I'm sorry Hu Tao ;u;), Madam Ping is scot free Group 2: Marry Alhaitam, Kiss Xiao, and Kill Yunjin (This was so hardddd), Yoimiya is free ;u; Group 3: Marry Pantalone, Kiss Nilou, and Kill Albert lmao, Capitino is free Group 4: Marry Kuki Shinobu (my queeennn), Kiss Shenhe, Kill Il Dottore, Scot free Dainslief (he needs love, but I can't....) Group 5: Marry Sucrose, Kiss Dehya, Kill the Rooster (I can't with this man haha), Scot-free Ayato Group 6: Marry Heizou, Kiss Wanderer, Kill Liben, and Scot-free Jean (The easiest one surprisingly haha) Group 7: Marry Yelan, Kiss Kujou Sara, and Kill Raiden Shogun (HAHA), Scot-free Eula Group 8: Marry Kokomi, Kiss Amber, and Kill Kaeya (I'm sorry Kaeya....), Scot-free Yae Miko Group 9: Marry Mona no question, Kiss Candace, Kill Baizhu, Scot-free Tighnari Group 10: Marry Thoma, Kiss Gorou, and Kill Gouba (I'm so sorryyyyyy), Scot-free Cloud Retainer Top Marry: Kuki Shinobuuuuuu
Ykw, I'd love to do something like this with Koomax and/or any of my other favorite UA-camrs but idk how people collab without being in the same place😅 I have no knowledge of how exactly collabs work
I feel like marrying Tartaglia would be quite the save thing, you're family to him then and he'd wipe out everything that even intends to harm you. Okay, maybe not so save, actually. XD
Tfw you can't kill Dottore because he's an alter in your DID system- 😥😅 I did choose marry for him though. He is an absolute godsend in here, haven't gotten in trouble since he got here. Also, being in a marriage with a doctor might be really handy when it comes to medical emergencies. {Same for Baizhu}
“It took me a hundred pulls to get Layla and I got three Mae yikos.” Me who got her on my first ten pull (accidentally because I was saving for Raiden and as a joke I was hovering above the ten pull button and I clicked it)
Hu Tao: Kiss Tartaglia: Kill and take his leftover mora. He almost destroyed Liyue lmfao Cyno: Marry Madame Ping: discard. let her sip osmanthus wine in the teapot ig Xiao: Kill Alhaitham: Kiss Yoimiya: Marry Yun Jin: Discard Nilou: Marry Capitano: Discard Albert: self-explanatory Pantalone: Kiss Shenhe: Discard Kuki Shinobu: Kiss Dainsleif: Marry Dottore: Kill Dehya: Kiss Pulcinella: Kill for that cursed fanart Ayato: Marry Sucrose: Discard Scaramouche: Kill Liben: Discard Heizou: Marry Jean: Kiss Sara: Marry (then Kill because she'll probably never forget me killing Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder) Eula: Discard Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder: Kill Yelan: Kiss Kaeya: Kiss Yae Miko: Kill Amber: Discard Kokomi: Marry Tighnari: Kiss Mona: Discard Candace: Marry Baizhu: Kill Gorou: Kiss Thoma: Marry Cloud Retainer: One must perish Guoba: Discard
1. Marry Madam Ping (let's be real, she do provide), Kiss Cyno, Kill Childe, and Discard Hu Tao. 2. Marry Yoimiya, Kiss Xiao, Kill Alheitham (yes as an anemo main, I will dare to kill him), and Discard Yun Jin (she's too pretty to die). 3. Marry the bag- I mean Pantalone, Kiss Nilou, Kill Albert (based), Discard Capitano. 4. Marry Shenhe, Kiss Dainsleif, Murder Dotorre in the name of the Kaedahara Clan, and Discard Shinobu. 5. MARRY DEHYA (god I hope she comes home soon), Kiss Boba Man , Kill the Rooster, and Discard Sucrose (I love her too but this one was hard to choose). 6. (God this one is even harder to choose!) Marry Jean, Kiss Heizou, Kill Wanderer, and Discard Liben (I'm sorry king). 7. Marry me Raiden, Kiss Eula (her backstory is good ngl, she's doing her best), Kill Yelan (I got trust issues), and Discard Sara. 8. Marry Kaeya (my first beloved), Kiss Kokomi, Kill Yae Miko (she too sussy), and Discard Amber. 9. Marry Candace (she mommy), Kiss Tighnari (he's adorable), help Beizhu test his immortality research, and Discard Mona. 10. Marry the Male Wife, Kiss the good boy Gorou, Kill Cloud Retainer, and Discard the Stove God.
1: Kiss Madame Ping, Marry Cyno, Kill Tartaglia 2: Kiss Xiao, Marry Alhaitham, Kill Yun Jin 3: Kiss El Capitano, Marry Nilou, Kill Albert 4: Kiss Shenhe, Marry Shinobu, Kill Dottore 5: Kiss Dehya, Marry Sucrose, Kill the Rooster 6: Kiss Jean, Marry Heizou, Kill Scaramouche (Killing Harbingers is my favorite!) 7: Kiss Sara, Marry Yelan, Kill Eula 8: Kiss Kaeya, Marry Yae Miko, Kill Amber 9: Kiss Baizhu, Marry Tighnari, Kill Mona 10: Kiss Thoma, Marry Gorou, Kill Guoba Top Marry: Cyno. I love me a dumbass with bad jokes.
@@Yoimiya_Lover29 He's a fictional character. Collei is also a fictional character. It's ok to like villains who have done horrible, horrible things, because at the end of the day, they're not real, and whatever atrocities they commit only affect other fictional characters. I personally like him because I'm a psychology major and he's kind of a mess, but also, if evil why hot? He's got a fantastic design and an amazing voice, as well as an interesting backstory and status as the 2nd Harbinger. I can't wait for him to be playable, but I can also understand why people would hate him and want him to die. We'll just have to see where things go from here :>
1st: Kill Childe(for personal reasons), Kiss Madame Ping(like how you would kiss your grandma on the cheek), Scot-Free Cyno(I like him a lot), Marry Hu Tao(Friend Weddings Yey!) 2nd: Kill Xiao(for personal reasons), Kiss Yun Jin(she'd be the type to do the kiss on both cheeks greeting you know?), Marry Yoimiya (AAA FRIENDS WEDDING AGAIN AND ITS YOIMIYA, SHE'S WHOLESOME), Discard Al-Haitham(listen, he's perfect and all but marrying him, he wouldn't agree so yeah) 3rd: Kill Albert (scu-), Kiss Nilou (she'd be the type to give friends' kisses everytime she meets you), Marry Pantalone (Red Flag I know but he fineeee), and Scot-Free Capitano (yeah, he a bad guy but not interested so yeah) 4th: Kill Dottore (obvious), Kiss Shenhe (I don't know, its just decided), Marry Shinobu (she's so capable and kind I'd marry her), and Dainsleif Scot-Free (he's cool, we're cool) 5th: Kill Mayor (Harbinger and I may have killed Childe but he manipulated Childe too so yeah, join your fellow Harbingers old Sir), Marry Ayato (Arranged marriage probably so I'd agree for the privileges of being Kamisato, no romantic relations involved), Kiss Sucrose (I want to give her a forehead kiss AAAA), and Scot-Free Dehya (Same feeling towards Dain, cool I guess) 6th: Kill Wanderer (Decided to kill Harbingers off somehow hahhaa), Kiss Jean (Like a sister :3, I'd like to be sisters to Jean and Barbara to be honest), Marry Liben (Long live the King who gives free primos and lore from other nations), and Scot-Free Heizou (I'm bitter he didn't come home after 120 plus 50 wishes on the banners he has featured in) 7th: Kill Kujou (Sorry), Marry Yelan (as thanks for coming home and letting me win her 50/50 as of the time of this comment), Kiss Raiden (I don't know, kissing Raiden feels like the right decision), Scot-Free Eula (I admire her, she's cool so yep!) 8th: Kill Yae Miko(yes, even having Miko won't stop me, her personality is not really for me), Kiss Kaeya (I'm a simp), Marry Amber (Wholesome like Yoimiya, super awesome too), and Scot-Free Kokomi (She's really pretty so just chill and be pretty Koko) 9th: Kill Baizhu (he tries too hard fo stay alive, just let yourself go Bro ;D), Marry Candace (She's so hdbdbdbdh amazing I just need to marry her), Kiss Mona (We'd be besties yeeee), Scot-Free Tighnari (He's cool, personality very sassy I like it) 10th: Kill Cloud Retainer (Sorry Liyue and all the folks out there, Shenhe will put me out of my misery soon), Marry Guoba (Yes, he knows how to cook yooooo), Kiss Gorou (I don't know, I'd love to kiss him in the forehead yeeee), Scot-free Thoma (He be chill, he be cool)
I'ma do this just for fun! 1: Kiss-Hu Tao, Marry-Cyno, Kill-Tartaglia (I find Cyno's jokes funny, i couldn't NOT marry him) 2: Kiss-Yoimiya, Marry-Alhaitham, Kill-Xiao (Let Xiao see his friends lol. Marrying Alhaitham because I feel like I'm quiet enough not to annoy him. Wouldn't be a fulfilling marriage, but he has money.) 3: Kiss-Pantalone, Marry-Nilou, Kill-Albert (PANTALONE IS HOT I'M SORRY) 4: Kiss-Shenhe, Marry-Shinobu, Kill-Dottore (No particular attachment to any of them tbh, but Dottore gives off vibes) 5: Kiss-Sucrose, Marry-Ayato, Kill-Pulcinella (Sucrose is cute, but Ayato is rich, and he comes with a free Thoma. Sucrose would be a good friend though, especially for a fellow bio nerd) 6: Kiss-Heizou, Marry-Scaramouche, Kill-Jean (Okay okay, I just want to know how long it would take him to kill me lol. Jean is the one i have the least attachment to, and I feel like Lisa would kill me if I kissed her) 7: Kiss-Sara, Marry-Eula, Kill-Ei (Go to your sister Ei. I find Sara more attractive than Yelan. Idk why.) 8: Kiss-Yae Miko, Marry-Kaeya, Kill-Amber (No attachment to Amber, Yae looks like she'd kiss nice, and honestly I just wanna see how marriage with Kaeya would go... and I feel I'm level-headed enough not to have the brother-in-law out for my guts.) 9: Kiss-Baizhu, Marry-Tighnari, Kill-Mona (Tbh Mona kinda annoys me. Tighnari is the best, and he comes with FLOOF, and I like Baizhu a lot. He deserves a smooch. No opinions on Candace.) 10: Kiss-Cloud Retainer, Marry-Thoma, Kill-Gorou (Give the bird her smooch. And if it's a serious marriage, I need no excitement, I'm a very laid-back person. Thoma would be perfect for me.)
My Choices Group 1: Marry Tartaglia, kiss Hu Tao, kill Cyno, Madam Ping is free. Group 2: Marry Xiao, kiss Yoimiya, kill Alhaitam, Yunjin is free. Group 3: Marry Nilou, kiss Pantalone, kill Albert, Capitino is free. Group 4: Marry Shenehe, kiss Dainslief, kill Il Dottore, Shinobu is free. Group 5: Marry Ayato, kiss Sucrose, kill the rooster, Dehya is free. Group 6: Marry Jean, kiss Wanderer, kill Liben, Heizou is free. Group 7: Marry Sara, kiss the Raiden Shogun, kill Yelan, Eula is free. Group 8: Marry Amber, kiss Kaeya, kill Miko, Kokomi is free. Group 9: Marry Candace, kiss Mona, kill Baizhu, Tighnari is free. Group 10: Marry Thoma, kiss Gorou, kill Cloud Retainer, Gouba is free.
Omg! I agree! I would totally marry Heizou as my number 1. (He has fun, flirty husband vibes. ) If I couldn't be with him, I'd marry Zhongli or Kazuha for sure.
Gorou: Kiss, will be my pet dog with Thoma Thoma: MARRY MALEWIFE FTW, poly with Ayato yes yes Cloud Retainer: Made her my maid Guoba: Made him my maid then kill him
I'm doing this off of what I know about the characters + attractivness because I know like 0 lore to any of them, Round 1: Kissing Hu Tao, Marrying Madame Ping, Killing Cyno Round 2: Kissing Alhaitham, Marrying Yoimiya, killing Xiao because I'm just not a fan of him Round 3 (I have no clue who half of them are): Kissing the guy on the right, marrying Nilou, killing Albert Round 4: Kissing Shenhe, Marrying Shinobu, Killing the guy on the right Round 5: Kissing Ayato, Marrying Sucrose, Killing the goblin man- Round 6: Kissing Jean, Marrying Scara, killing the npc guy that i don't know the name of Round 7: KIssing Yula, Marrying Raiden EI (NOT THE PUPPET TO BE CLEAR), Killing Sara Round 8: Kissing Yae, Marrying Kokomi, Killing Amber Round 9: Kissing Candace, Marrying Mona, Killing Baizhu Round 10: Kissing Cloud Retainer, Marrying Thoma, Killing Gorou
Thank you Minsleif for joining me in this video! Be sure to check out her channel if you're interested in Genshin lore and good vibes!
⌂ Minsleif's UA-cam channel: ua-cam.com/channels/M8PYBRGM-TfdNnYjVSlCbw.html
⌂ Minsleif's Twitch channel: www.twitch.tv/minsleif
Her videos are very fun and informative !
I have been following her since her stream , when Alhaitham first shown up
I relate to her simping.
Also , I love how she says names of characters right !
This was amazing, I love the game, also for when you do the next hunger games what-have-you possible to take some of us who have commented down here to be a part of the next round? I'm only asking because I got the idea a while ago and I thought it be really cool
“BUT HE’S GOT A WALLET!” Only a minute in and I already know how this video gonna go 🤣
Didn't expect to see you here
Varssss omga big fan
The crossover episode we didn’t know we needed 🥹🤍
Problem with the wallet, Pantalone sponsors childe
Yoo vars!
"But he's got a wallet!" Then take it off his body and take Cyno on the best date ever
That's actually genius
👏👏 we could use the wallet too get cyno the nips he deserves
cyno is not good looking tho
@@madapigi1 … debateable
-every sus genshin player.
@@madapigi1 nah have you seen that man in a cloak he is so attractive
EVERYONE and their moms knew that albert would be killed the second he got into the screen
Hardest kiss marry kill discard for me would definitely be Kazuha, Scaramouche, Heizou and Xiao. Like dangggg i’m down bad for anemo men
Anemo boys are the best🥰
Same though
Anemo men>>
Kill Scaracoochie, kiss Xiao, discard Kazuha, marry Heizou (for me)
For me I’d probably Marry Heizou, Kiss Scaramouche, Kill Xiao, and um let Kazuha go
"He'll get to be with his friends now"
every serial killer ever:
The Pulcinella pic lives in my head rent free, also this was so much fun ILY 😍💙
ILY 2!! Thank you for joining me it was so fun!! 🥰✨
6:14
I almost choked on my water that image came outta nowhere 😂
I actually choked at that rooster man fanart
same hahaha
Same I was drinking coffee while waiting to get my eyebrows waxed and I made a weird ass noise in public
Minsleif said "something something Dainsleif" and I was like: 👀 that sounds familiar, wait a sec. Then looked at the caption and whispered "oh it's the lore lady who has a pretty voice"
Omg minsleif you're amazing! Thank you for reading the lore that we don't want to!
I feel like that in any scenario where both the Raiden Shogun and Sara are options, you would need to kill Sara in self defense for whatever you were going to do (or not do) to the Shogun
Marry Gorou 100%. He's cute + sensitive + writes an advise column + likes cake! I feel like if there were any marital issues, he'd handle them maturely~ not sure how his Ms. Hina identity would contribute to the marriage tho lol
I picture it like finding out your husband is a drag queen. 😁
agreed
@@ReineGalenathat’s not far off from the situation presented lol
He's definitely very uwu so if you're into that it seems it'd be a very fluffy and sweet marriage
7:51 my lesbian ass died at that point, HOW DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN 4 MOMMIES???!?!?!?!
I feel like if you marry Ayato, you get free boba forever, AND I bet he'd make Thoma still cook and clean for you. Win-win! Two husbandos in one.
I love how you went from loving Gorou to just getting rid of him in 2 seconds XD
You're like, oh I love him! But not really.
11:42
My girl, you are correct. Thoma is the best husbando and nothing you can say or do will make me change my mind or my lockscreen (it’s a picture of official Thoma b-day art)! As a Thoma simp, I feel very honoured.
Am I the only one who gets Aisen vibes off of Pantalone? Also remember with Ayato you get the #1 husbando, Thoma: cooks, cleans, cares, and loves animals.
Playing along!
Round 1:
- Kiss: Hu Tao
- Marry: Cyno
- Kill: Tartaglia
- Spare: Madam Ping
Round 2:
- Kiss: Alhaitham
- Marry: Xiao
- Kill: Yoimiya
- Spare: Yun Jin
Round 3:
- Kiss: Capitano
- Marry: Pantalone
- Kill: Albert
- Spare: Nilou
Round 4:
- Kiss: Shinobu
- Marry: Dainsleif
- Kill: Dottore
- Spare: Shenhe
Round 5:
- Kiss: Sucrose
- Marry: Ayato
- Kill: Pulcinella
- Spare: Dehya
Round 6:
- Kiss: Wanderer
- Marry: Heizou
- Kill: Liben
- Spare: Jean
Round 7:
- Kiss: Sara
- Marry: Eula
- Kill: Ei
- Spare: Yelan
Round 8:
- Kiss: Kokomi
- Marry: Kaeya
- Kill: Yae Miko
- Spare: Amber
Round 9:
- Kiss: Candace
- Marry: Tighnari
- Kill: Baizhu
- Spare: Mona
Round 10:
- Kiss: Gorou
- Marry: Thoma
- Kill: Guoba
- Spare: Cloud Retainer
I love this kind of videos but it always feels like they're too short lmao make them longeeeer 🥺 also my top marry would definitely be Xiao he's my favorite now and always
Should've married Yunjin, she's got big bank being a world renowned singer, plus being able to travel the world with her and she's also really nice and sweet, and a nerd which is cute
Also holy based with both of you marrying Kokomi
Minsleif becoming koomaxx level wild is a new one and I'm here for it
Al haitham just MARRY a million times KISS a trillion times and like..
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH
Cross-overs we didn't know we needed
I really like Hu Tao for her dark humor, energy, and how she values living to the fullest. Amber I used to be indifferent to her, then I read the manga, and then idolized her for her kindness and courage for Collei. Not sure if I would kiss or marry them. (And with Capitano, I don't think I can kiss someone who likely doesn't have a face).
However I'm more decisive with Dottore, completely despised him, he can suffer in purgatory for 1000 years and then spend eternity in hell. And Albert's a stalker who decided to waste his time on one of the most boring activities in life, so death might as well come for him.
As a Gorou lover, I'm in pain to see so many people would kill him 🥲 It hurts me physically, mentally, and spiritually
Lore Mommy is here!!
Dehya: Kiss
Pulcinella: KILL THE GRANDPA
Ayato: Marry, I mean come on who wouldn't want that
Sucrose: Experimented with
Agreed 🤝 HAHAHAHA
There's a lot of perks to marrying ayato
Both of your tastes are amazing.😭 My top picks for marry are Dainsleif and Heizou too. 💀
Holy shit I had the exact same thought for Xiao lmao like just put him out of his misery, been suffering for too long
Not me thinking Minsleif was gonna say Guoba as her #1 marry😭😭
6:14 Pullcinela's delusion be like
LOL! These vids are absolutely hilarious every time!
Ok but like you gotta marry Childe, he’s got that stable employment, big wallet, we know he’s a family man. Sure he’s got a few war crimes, but who doesn’t
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT- R WE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW KOOM’S A DANCER????
6:13 Caught me off guard Lmaooo, that was so random.
Ooh yay another great Koomaxx collab video + kiss, marry, kill, reject in time for Valentine’s Day.
I love playing along with these types of videos so here are my answers:
1) Marry Childe, kiss Madam Ping, kill Cyno since I found him a bit rude in the quests and while Hu Tao’s Lantern Rite rap was abysmal her original story quest was good enough to let her live
2) Marry Yunjin- her hangout really made me love her, kiss Yoimiya, leave Xiao alone because that’s what he’d probably be more comfortable with, and kill Alhaitham because after accidentally hearing him in the English dub he sounds like a massive prick and I can’t get over it
3) Kill Albert- duh, marry Capitano- people don’t really have bad things to say about him on top of his nice physical design, and while it would be spicy to kiss Pantalone in a round I marry a different Fatui to cause drama... I’ll just kiss Nilou and leave him alone
4) Kill Dottore- I’ve loved Scara and Diluc from the start so any of their enemies have to go, marry Shenhe, I don’t feel strongly bout the other 2 but for always giving us banger lore I guess I’ll kiss Dain
5) Marry Dehya- the only 5* waifu I’d been tempted to pull for waifu status + she actually has a good personality, kiss Ayato, leave Pulcinella alone so Childe can kill him himself, and kill Sucrose cuz I’ve never liked her and she’s actually got great potential to do bad just look at her thoughts on Diona!
6) Marry Wanderer/Scara- 1.1 player, kiss Heizou- his flirty personality is fun, and while I like Jean I agree that Liben has done too much for us to kill so I’m sorry girl you kinda gotta die
7) Marry Yelan- I guess with my choice in her and Shenhe I like a lil potential for danger, kiss Eula, leave Ei alone, and kill Sara- I find her a bit uptight
8) Marry Amber, kiss Yae, I initially really didn’t like Kokomi but my opinion of her has grown a ton since her release so I’ll leave her be and kill Kaeya who I’ve also never really liked
9) Marry Candace, kiss Mona, and this is gonna be shocking kill both Baizhu and Tighnari and bring Jean from that previous round to a Statue of the Seven for revival- I really hate both of their designs, Baizhu is awful to Qiqi, and while Tighnari himself isn’t awful to anyone... can’t wait for them to announce the new EN VA cuz yuck
10) Marry Thoma, kiss Gorou, leave Cloud Retainer be cuz that one sassy meme of her is too funny, and kill Guoba who could never light a torch in Dragonspine because he’d be sad because bonus round:
Xiangling, Xingqiu, Chongyun, Kazuha: marrying both Kazuha and my OG main Chongyun and killing both Xingqiu (painfully and slowly) and Xiangling (poisoning) for being bad friends to Chongyun. Maybe the true reason I would marry Yelan and Shenhe is because I also share their murderous potential when it suits me 😈
If they were in the quiz I’d also marry Diluc and Zhongli and kill Ying’er and that lady who was really bitchy to us at the Liyue City tea shop before Yelan took it over, but for people actually in the quiz my top marriage choice would probably be Yunjin for practicality and Wanderer in my heart.
The way everyone just agrees to kill Albert 😂
Kiss Cyno; Marry Tartaglia, Kill Hu Tao, discard madam ping
Kiss Alhaitham, Marry Xiao, Kill Yoimiya, discard Yun Jin (Alhaitham and Xiao can be interchangeable; I could also discard Alhaitham to the eremites or tentacles though)
Kiss Albert, Marry Pantalone, Kill Capitano, discard Nilou (After I kiss Albert I guess I could kill him?)
Kiss dainsleif, Marry Dottore, Kill shenhe, discard shinobu (Dottore is clearly a bottom for me)
Kiss Sucrose, Marry Ayato, Kill Pulcinella, discard Dehya (Ayato and Sucrose and be interchangeable)
Kiss Wanderer, Marry Heizou!, Kill Liben, discard Jean (Kyaaa Heizou >.
the pain when they killed baizhu
i love the captions omg
sino, hutau, tortaglia
ciao al hayes yoy mia 😭😭
The Collab we didn't know we needed
I feel like if you kiss Alhaithem he will be like "is that the best you've got ?" And then go back to his books
You cannot kill Amber she’s been with us since the start she doesn’t deserve it
The moment the God of Lore does a kiss, marry or kill is absolutely MiNd BuFfErInG oN aNoThEr LeVeL
Wanderer/Scaramouche is just so fluffing cute and I think he would make a good(ish) husband! :)
I read “kiss, marry kill” in my head and it turned out as “kiss, carry, mill”- wtf 💀
Heizou: I’m cool
Scara: I’m emo
Jean: I work hard
Liben: I have primogems
Me: Yup! Liben all da way
The squeal in 4:22 is just 🥺
My answers:
1. Marry Cyno (I actually find him funny most of the time), kiss Madam Ping (Because she’s such a sweet granny), kill Tartaglia (sorry)
2. Marry Al Haitham (English major here, we can talk for hours), kiss Yoimiya (because she’s wholesome), kill Xiao (to put him out of his misery)
3. Marry Pantalone (just look at his wallet), kiss Nilou, kill Albert (duh)
4. Marry Kuki (she seems fun), kiss Shenhe, kill Dottore (to get revenge for my daughter Collei)
5. Marry Ayato (for his prestige), kiss Sucrose, kill rooster man
6. Marry Heizou (he’s cuteeee), kiss Liben, kill Wanderer (you’re cool, but Jean is too relatable)
7. Marry Eula, kiss Yelan (thx for coming home early), kill Sara (Raiden is one of my mains, I can’t kill her)
8. Marry Kaeya (I want to make sure he feels loved and never gets abandoned again), kiss Amber (she’s so sweet), kill Kokomi (sorry)
9. Marry Tighnari (he’s so sarcastic and cute), kiss Mona (she’s my first five star), kill Baizhu
10. Marry Thoma, kiss Guoba, kill Gorou
Nice taste!
NAH BUT THE WAY YOUR FRIEND TALKS AND THIER VOICE OMG THE THINGS I WULD DO TO HEAR THEM SAY MY NAME
Okay I’ll play along:
1-
Kiss: Cyno
Marry: Madame Ping (it would be so nice to be married to her she would treat you well)
Kill: Childe (I’m sorry)
Discard: Hu Tao (rather be friends)
2-
Kiss: Yoimiya
Marry: Xiao
Kill: Althaitham
Discard: Yun Jin
When you said xiao “will get to be with his friends now” if you kill him I died ajcbsjsbja lmaoooo
3-
Kiss: pantalone
Marry: Nilou
Kill: Albert. Easy.
Discard: Il capitano
I do not know the fatui well lol
4-
Kiss: Shenhe
Marry: Kuki Shinobu (i bet she is financially stable)
Kill: Dottore
Discard: Dainsleif
5-
Kiss: Ayato
Marry: Dehya
Kill: the rooster
Discard: Sucrose
6-
Kiss: Liben (I bet he’d be a good date tbh)
Marry: Heizou
Kill: Wanderer (I’m sorry, RIP to his second chance in life)
Discard: Jean
7-
Kiss: Kujou Sara
Marry: Yelan
Kill: Eula (wow looks like vengeance was MINE in the end)
Discard: Raiden Shogun
8-
Kiss: Kokomi
Marry: Kaeya
Kill: Yae Miko (but I like her, it would just be a funny thing between friends, she would be in on the joke)
Discard: Amber
9-
Kiss: Tighnari
Marry: Mona
Kill: Baizhu
Discard: Candace
10-
Kiss: Cloud Retainer
Marry: Thoma
Kill: Gorou (I’m sorry)
Discard: Guoba
Top marry gotta be xiao
playing along :D
1: kiss Childe, marry Ping, kill Hu Tao, spare Cyno
2: kiss Yun Jin, marry Yoimiya, kill Alhaitham (I'M SORRY.), spare Xiao
3: kiss Nilou, marry Capitano, kill Albert, spare Pantalone
4: kiss Shenhe, marry Shinobu, kill Dottore, spare Dainsleif
5: kiss Dehya, marry Sucrose, kill Pulcinella, spare Ayato
6: kiss Heizou, marry Jean, kill Scaramouche, spare Liben
7: kiss Ei, marry Sara, kill Eula, spare Yelan
8: kiss Kaeya, marry Amber, kill Miko, spare Kokomi
9: kiss Candace, marry Mona, kill Baizhu, spare Tighnari
10: kiss Guoba (on the head), marry Thoma, kill Gorou, spare Cloud Retainer
the Alhaitham one pains me a lot because he's in my top three faves for the whole game, but I just know he'd frustrate me to tears if he was real LMAO
Technically since Ei's mind is in the sword we could just kill her vessel (Raiden Shogun) and spare Sara that way, one of Raiden's voice lines actually say that she can recreate a body for herself whenever she wants so...
Glad to see we're mostly on the same page!
YES OMG HEIZOU SUPREMACY 💖💖 also I love ur vids sm
I would definitely marry Dehya because she is strong, kind, protective, and a girl boss
I almost choked on my ravioli when the sus fan art of Rooster.
for the scara one i will marry scara no doubt kiss heizou wont touch jean and kill funny looking rockstar
I feel like killing Albert is always the correct choice to make. Also, Noelle, Candace, Dehya, Yoimiya is the worst lineup ever for me to have to choose from.
AaAaa yessss! another shinobu supporter yayyyyy! I swear she is so bada$$ but also funny and kind and smart. She is sooo underrated
OMG, MINSLEIF THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING THE GENSHIN LORE SO WE DONT HAVE TO
10:57 i just cant stand the way minsleif says Candace😭😭😭 kendackeh
My choices (this was so funnnn):
Group 1: Marry Tartaglia, Kiss Cyno, and Kill Hu Tao (I'm sorry Hu Tao ;u;), Madam Ping is scot free
Group 2: Marry Alhaitam, Kiss Xiao, and Kill Yunjin (This was so hardddd), Yoimiya is free ;u;
Group 3: Marry Pantalone, Kiss Nilou, and Kill Albert lmao, Capitino is free
Group 4: Marry Kuki Shinobu (my queeennn), Kiss Shenhe, Kill Il Dottore, Scot free Dainslief (he needs love, but I can't....)
Group 5: Marry Sucrose, Kiss Dehya, Kill the Rooster (I can't with this man haha), Scot-free Ayato
Group 6: Marry Heizou, Kiss Wanderer, Kill Liben, and Scot-free Jean (The easiest one surprisingly haha)
Group 7: Marry Yelan, Kiss Kujou Sara, and Kill Raiden Shogun (HAHA), Scot-free Eula
Group 8: Marry Kokomi, Kiss Amber, and Kill Kaeya (I'm sorry Kaeya....), Scot-free Yae Miko
Group 9: Marry Mona no question, Kiss Candace, Kill Baizhu, Scot-free Tighnari
Group 10: Marry Thoma, Kiss Gorou, and Kill Gouba (I'm so sorryyyyyy), Scot-free Cloud Retainer
Top Marry: Kuki Shinobuuuuuu
Ykw, I'd love to do something like this with Koomax and/or any of my other favorite UA-camrs but idk how people collab without being in the same place😅 I have no knowledge of how exactly collabs work
I feel like marrying Tartaglia would be quite the save thing, you're family to him then and he'd wipe out everything that even intends to harm you. Okay, maybe not so save, actually. XD
Kiss - cyno
Marry - childe
Kill - hu tao (im sorry)
This is peak bisexuality
Tfw you can't kill Dottore because he's an alter in your DID system- 😥😅
I did choose marry for him though. He is an absolute godsend in here, haven't gotten in trouble since he got here. Also, being in a marriage with a doctor might be really handy when it comes to medical emergencies. {Same for Baizhu}
Zhongli when you decide to marry Childe:HAND OVER THE WALLET
12:15 man she gonna love her desicion now i mean cloud retainer is a baddie no questions asksd
“It took me a hundred pulls to get Layla and I got three Mae yikos.”
Me who got her on my first ten pull (accidentally because I was saving for Raiden and as a joke I was hovering above the ten pull button and I clicked it)
Hu Tao: Kiss
Tartaglia: Kill and take his leftover mora. He almost destroyed Liyue lmfao
Cyno: Marry
Madame Ping: discard. let her sip osmanthus wine in the teapot ig
Xiao: Kill
Alhaitham: Kiss
Yoimiya: Marry
Yun Jin: Discard
Nilou: Marry
Capitano: Discard
Albert: self-explanatory
Pantalone: Kiss
Shenhe: Discard
Kuki Shinobu: Kiss
Dainsleif: Marry
Dottore: Kill
Dehya: Kiss
Pulcinella: Kill for that cursed fanart
Ayato: Marry
Sucrose: Discard
Scaramouche: Kill
Liben: Discard
Heizou: Marry
Jean: Kiss
Sara: Marry (then Kill because she'll probably never forget me killing Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder)
Eula: Discard
Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder: Kill
Yelan: Kiss
Kaeya: Kiss
Yae Miko: Kill
Amber: Discard
Kokomi: Marry
Tighnari: Kiss
Mona: Discard
Candace: Marry
Baizhu: Kill
Gorou: Kiss
Thoma: Marry
Cloud Retainer: One must perish
Guoba: Discard
1. Marry Madam Ping (let's be real, she do provide), Kiss Cyno, Kill Childe, and Discard Hu Tao.
2. Marry Yoimiya, Kiss Xiao, Kill Alheitham (yes as an anemo main, I will dare to kill him), and Discard Yun Jin (she's too pretty to die).
3. Marry the bag- I mean Pantalone, Kiss Nilou, Kill Albert (based), Discard Capitano.
4. Marry Shenhe, Kiss Dainsleif, Murder Dotorre in the name of the Kaedahara Clan, and Discard Shinobu.
5. MARRY DEHYA (god I hope she comes home soon), Kiss Boba Man , Kill the Rooster, and Discard Sucrose (I love her too but this one was hard to choose).
6. (God this one is even harder to choose!) Marry Jean, Kiss Heizou, Kill Wanderer, and Discard Liben (I'm sorry king).
7. Marry me Raiden, Kiss Eula (her backstory is good ngl, she's doing her best), Kill Yelan (I got trust issues), and Discard Sara.
8. Marry Kaeya (my first beloved), Kiss Kokomi, Kill Yae Miko (she too sussy), and Discard Amber.
9. Marry Candace (she mommy), Kiss Tighnari (he's adorable), help Beizhu test his immortality research, and Discard Mona.
10. Marry the Male Wife, Kiss the good boy Gorou, Kill Cloud Retainer, and Discard the Stove God.
Xiao: Kiss
Alhaitham: Fuck ig
Yoimiya: Kill
Yunjin: Marry
Hu Tao: marry
Tartaglia: kiss
Madame ping: kill
Cyno: discard
Xiao: discard
Alhaitham: marry
Yoimiya: kiss
Yunjin: kill
Nilou: discard
Capitano: kiss
Albert: Golden experience requiem(killing one time isn't enough)
Pantelone: marry
Shenhe: discard
Kuki Kinobu: kill
Dainslief: marry
Dottore: kiss
Dehya: kiss
Pulcinella: discard
Ayato: marry
Sucrose: kill
Scaramouche: marry
Liben: discard
Heizo: kiss
Jean: kill
Kujou Sara: discard
Eula: kiss
Ei: marry
Yelan: kill
Kaeya: kiss
Yae Miko: marry
Amber: kill
Kokomi: discard
Tighnari: kiss
Mona: kill
Candance: discard
Baizhu: marry
Gorou: marry
Thoma: kiss
Cloud Retainer: one will be discarded
Gouba: kill
1: Kiss Madame Ping, Marry Cyno, Kill Tartaglia
2: Kiss Xiao, Marry Alhaitham, Kill Yun Jin
3: Kiss El Capitano, Marry Nilou, Kill Albert
4: Kiss Shenhe, Marry Shinobu, Kill Dottore
5: Kiss Dehya, Marry Sucrose, Kill the Rooster
6: Kiss Jean, Marry Heizou, Kill Scaramouche (Killing Harbingers is my favorite!)
7: Kiss Sara, Marry Yelan, Kill Eula
8: Kiss Kaeya, Marry Yae Miko, Kill Amber
9: Kiss Baizhu, Marry Tighnari, Kill Mona
10: Kiss Thoma, Marry Gorou, Kill Guoba
Top Marry: Cyno. I love me a dumbass with bad jokes.
Tighnari: Bombastic side eye so hard
Mona: Marry so hard
Candace: Kiss so hard
Kazuha: Kill so hard
Happy valentines to everyone ❤
i be marrying dottore without a second thought
You and me both, the Dottore slander up in here is WHACK (but I totally get it lmao)
Can you explain to me why you like him? Bc I hate him sm for what he did to Collei
@@Yoimiya_Lover29 He's a fictional character. Collei is also a fictional character. It's ok to like villains who have done horrible, horrible things, because at the end of the day, they're not real, and whatever atrocities they commit only affect other fictional characters. I personally like him because I'm a psychology major and he's kind of a mess, but also, if evil why hot? He's got a fantastic design and an amazing voice, as well as an interesting backstory and status as the 2nd Harbinger. I can't wait for him to be playable, but I can also understand why people would hate him and want him to die. We'll just have to see where things go from here :>
@@SpatialSloth Okay ty for answering my question! I did not mean it in an offensive way, so I apologise if it came off that way!!
*sad Jean noises*
My favourite character gets slaughtered to spare the primogem man XD
1st: Kill Childe(for personal reasons), Kiss Madame Ping(like how you would kiss your grandma on the cheek), Scot-Free Cyno(I like him a lot), Marry Hu Tao(Friend Weddings Yey!)
2nd: Kill Xiao(for personal reasons), Kiss Yun Jin(she'd be the type to do the kiss on both cheeks greeting you know?), Marry Yoimiya (AAA FRIENDS WEDDING AGAIN AND ITS YOIMIYA, SHE'S WHOLESOME), Discard Al-Haitham(listen, he's perfect and all but marrying him, he wouldn't agree so yeah)
3rd: Kill Albert (scu-), Kiss Nilou (she'd be the type to give friends' kisses everytime she meets you), Marry Pantalone (Red Flag I know but he fineeee), and Scot-Free Capitano (yeah, he a bad guy but not interested so yeah)
4th: Kill Dottore (obvious), Kiss Shenhe (I don't know, its just decided), Marry Shinobu (she's so capable and kind I'd marry her), and Dainsleif Scot-Free (he's cool, we're cool)
5th: Kill Mayor (Harbinger and I may have killed Childe but he manipulated Childe too so yeah, join your fellow Harbingers old Sir), Marry Ayato (Arranged marriage probably so I'd agree for the privileges of being Kamisato, no romantic relations involved), Kiss Sucrose (I want to give her a forehead kiss AAAA), and Scot-Free Dehya (Same feeling towards Dain, cool I guess)
6th: Kill Wanderer (Decided to kill Harbingers off somehow hahhaa), Kiss Jean (Like a sister :3, I'd like to be sisters to Jean and Barbara to be honest), Marry Liben (Long live the King who gives free primos and lore from other nations), and Scot-Free Heizou (I'm bitter he didn't come home after 120 plus 50 wishes on the banners he has featured in)
7th: Kill Kujou (Sorry), Marry Yelan (as thanks for coming home and letting me win her 50/50 as of the time of this comment), Kiss Raiden (I don't know, kissing Raiden feels like the right decision), Scot-Free Eula (I admire her, she's cool so yep!)
8th: Kill Yae Miko(yes, even having Miko won't stop me, her personality is not really for me), Kiss Kaeya (I'm a simp), Marry Amber (Wholesome like Yoimiya, super awesome too), and Scot-Free Kokomi (She's really pretty so just chill and be pretty Koko)
9th: Kill Baizhu (he tries too hard fo stay alive, just let yourself go Bro ;D), Marry Candace (She's so hdbdbdbdh amazing I just need to marry her), Kiss Mona (We'd be besties yeeee), Scot-Free Tighnari (He's cool, personality very sassy I like it)
10th: Kill Cloud Retainer (Sorry Liyue and all the folks out there, Shenhe will put me out of my misery soon), Marry Guoba (Yes, he knows how to cook yooooo), Kiss Gorou (I don't know, I'd love to kiss him in the forehead yeeee), Scot-free Thoma (He be chill, he be cool)
On behalf of the aroace community I would like to request a round of Befriend, Defend, End for the next time :D
Shenhe: Kiss
Shinobu: Be Friends With
Dainsleif: Marry
Dottore: Kill
When kokomi popped up I don’t think I’ve decided who to marry so fast ever
I'm sure Cloud Retainer's smooch on the cheek surely changed when you saw her human form👀👀👀
Right at the start you want someone that provides for you, yet ignore the business owner with gods on her payroll.
"i bet some people would kill her because the ruin people 50/50 " i exactly Killer her for that reaon 😂😂😂😂
1:31 the moment xiao came on screen my mind was made
Y’all can die idgaf I just want xiao
Minsleif’s Voice is just ✨ chefs kiss- 🍽
the longer i play along, the more i begin to question my sexuality
I'ma do this just for fun!
1: Kiss-Hu Tao, Marry-Cyno, Kill-Tartaglia
(I find Cyno's jokes funny, i couldn't NOT marry him)
2: Kiss-Yoimiya, Marry-Alhaitham, Kill-Xiao
(Let Xiao see his friends lol. Marrying Alhaitham because I feel like I'm quiet enough not to annoy him. Wouldn't be a fulfilling marriage, but he has money.)
3: Kiss-Pantalone, Marry-Nilou, Kill-Albert
(PANTALONE IS HOT I'M SORRY)
4: Kiss-Shenhe, Marry-Shinobu, Kill-Dottore
(No particular attachment to any of them tbh, but Dottore gives off vibes)
5: Kiss-Sucrose, Marry-Ayato, Kill-Pulcinella
(Sucrose is cute, but Ayato is rich, and he comes with a free Thoma. Sucrose would be a good friend though, especially for a fellow bio nerd)
6: Kiss-Heizou, Marry-Scaramouche, Kill-Jean
(Okay okay, I just want to know how long it would take him to kill me lol. Jean is the one i have the least attachment to, and I feel like Lisa would kill me if I kissed her)
7: Kiss-Sara, Marry-Eula, Kill-Ei
(Go to your sister Ei. I find Sara more attractive than Yelan. Idk why.)
8: Kiss-Yae Miko, Marry-Kaeya, Kill-Amber
(No attachment to Amber, Yae looks like she'd kiss nice, and honestly I just wanna see how marriage with Kaeya would go... and I feel I'm level-headed enough not to have the brother-in-law out for my guts.)
9: Kiss-Baizhu, Marry-Tighnari, Kill-Mona
(Tbh Mona kinda annoys me. Tighnari is the best, and he comes with FLOOF, and I like Baizhu a lot. He deserves a smooch. No opinions on Candace.)
10: Kiss-Cloud Retainer, Marry-Thoma, Kill-Gorou
(Give the bird her smooch. And if it's a serious marriage, I need no excitement, I'm a very laid-back person. Thoma would be perfect for me.)
I've seen those Capitano arts too. What a gigachad!
BUT HES GOT A WALLET!
cross that he got a bank account
My Choices
Group 1: Marry Tartaglia, kiss Hu Tao, kill Cyno, Madam Ping is free.
Group 2: Marry Xiao, kiss Yoimiya, kill Alhaitam, Yunjin is free.
Group 3: Marry Nilou, kiss Pantalone, kill Albert, Capitino is free.
Group 4: Marry Shenehe, kiss Dainslief, kill Il Dottore, Shinobu is free.
Group 5: Marry Ayato, kiss Sucrose, kill the rooster, Dehya is free.
Group 6: Marry Jean, kiss Wanderer, kill Liben, Heizou is free.
Group 7: Marry Sara, kiss the Raiden Shogun, kill Yelan, Eula is free.
Group 8: Marry Amber, kiss Kaeya, kill Miko, Kokomi is free.
Group 9: Marry Candace, kiss Mona, kill Baizhu, Tighnari is free.
Group 10: Marry Thoma, kiss Gorou, kill Cloud Retainer, Gouba is free.
Your gonna change your mind about cloud once you see her human form
minsleif looking at xianyun now be like: oh i fucked up
1:22 Yandere simulator reference 👌
Omg! I agree! I would totally marry Heizou as my number 1. (He has fun, flirty husband vibes. ) If I couldn't be with him, I'd marry Zhongli or Kazuha for sure.
i never thought a stranger on the internet could describe me in a sentence but ok
I agree with koomaxx I too would marry Heizou no hesitation(only hesitating if kazu is there) my two favorite boys✨💕
WHY IS PULCINELLA WITH MUSCLES MOST REPLAYED.
Gorou: Kiss, will be my pet dog with Thoma
Thoma: MARRY MALEWIFE FTW, poly with Ayato yes yes
Cloud Retainer: Made her my maid
Guoba: Made him my maid then kill him
Love both of your voices.
I'm doing this off of what I know about the characters + attractivness because I know like 0 lore to any of them,
Round 1: Kissing Hu Tao, Marrying Madame Ping, Killing Cyno
Round 2: Kissing Alhaitham, Marrying Yoimiya, killing Xiao because I'm just not a fan of him
Round 3 (I have no clue who half of them are): Kissing the guy on the right, marrying Nilou, killing Albert
Round 4: Kissing Shenhe, Marrying Shinobu, Killing the guy on the right
Round 5: Kissing Ayato, Marrying Sucrose, Killing the goblin man-
Round 6: Kissing Jean, Marrying Scara, killing the npc guy that i don't know the name of
Round 7: KIssing Yula, Marrying Raiden EI (NOT THE PUPPET TO BE CLEAR), Killing Sara
Round 8: Kissing Yae, Marrying Kokomi, Killing Amber
Round 9: Kissing Candace, Marrying Mona, Killing Baizhu
Round 10: Kissing Cloud Retainer, Marrying Thoma, Killing Gorou