true story link to the article in comments.

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,6 тис.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +5815

    “PsyOps, what do I pay you for?”
    “I, uh… I can’t say-“
    Best joke in this entire skit, hands-down. 🤣

    • @darklyripley6138
      @darklyripley6138 Рік тому +33

      I don’t entirely get it

    • @atroxiv
      @atroxiv Рік тому +216

      ​@@darklyripley6138psyops is basically in charge of somewhat kind of illegal stuff, and the DOD doesnt publish its budget. Or tell us what they do.

    • @daytonraught629
      @daytonraught629 Рік тому +40

      @@atroxivPSYOP is in all reality nothing that crazy

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 Рік тому +31

      MK Ultra in a nutshell

    • @dualxsurvival155
      @dualxsurvival155 Рік тому +7

      Had me laughing uncontrollably

  • @bredsheeran2897
    @bredsheeran2897 Рік тому +5061

    “How did Sweden think of weaponized homophobia before me” 💀

    • @LBCB94025
      @LBCB94025 7 місяців тому +1

      *Actually, The united states Definitely tried to make a "gay bomb"!!?? Like 30+years ago!!??*
      _They were Hopeful they could be Utalizing Pheromones or other chemicals to cause enemy soldiers to drop their weapons and start shaggin eachother!?_ Lol
      *(Needless to say **_IT DID NOT WORK!?)_* lol
      _And a non chemical version of "brain washing" was hoping to cause a similar situation by suggestion and controlled imagery; as far back as the 60's and perhaps the 50's!!_
      (But any earlier projects never have seemed to get off the drawing board..?!)
      🧐🤔🤨🤷🏼
      #Gay_Bomb

    • @sideways5153
      @sideways5153 7 місяців тому +123

      It’s Bc the US thought of weaponized homosexuality and stopped there.
      Gay bomb, baybeeeee

    • @miniongeorge60
      @miniongeorge60 7 місяців тому

      The gay bomb could still technically be considered weaponized homophobia because they planned to use it on middle eastern countries where being gay was illegal

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem 7 місяців тому +37

      ​@@sideways5153
      can we try using those on russia?
      get their servicemen kicked out because of russia's homophoba?

    • @MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital
      @MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital 7 місяців тому +29

      As a swedish i person i fucking love it

  • @tylerpatti9038
    @tylerpatti9038 Рік тому +3340

    Sweden: invade me… If you’re gay!
    (Russian fleet Withdraws from the Baltic Sea.)

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 4 місяці тому +34

      I feel dumb for asking if this really happened.

    • @samsanimationcorner3820
      @samsanimationcorner3820 4 місяці тому +102

      @@hunterrhoades1813 yes, and it's shocking that it worked.

    • @iscariot90
      @iscariot90 4 місяці тому +49

      I still can't believe this shit actually worked.

    • @annehock
      @annehock 4 місяці тому +22

      @@iscariot90but it DID

    • @iscariot90
      @iscariot90 4 місяці тому +27

      @annehock Oh I know, and it cracks me up every time I think about it.

  • @fenrisfalcon5648
    @fenrisfalcon5648 Рік тому +1743

    "How did the sweads think to weaponize homophobia before me?"
    Asking the real questions here!

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu Рік тому +24

      Swedes.

    • @bransonwalter5588
      @bransonwalter5588 Рік тому +42

      They didn't. The USA was literally trying to come up with a bomb that would turn soldiers gay.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Рік тому +41

      We may have not tried to weaponize homophobia but we did try to weaponize Homosexuality. Their was a working theory on the origin of homosexuality as genetic and working on that theory tried to make a bomb that induced homosexuality.

    • @Warlundrie
      @Warlundrie Рік тому +16

      Sweden has had a history of embracing new military tech for a long time now, we prefer high tech quality over quantity of low tech. Just look at the blackbird incident during the 80s and later on the HMS Gotland training practice with the US Navy in the 00s.

    • @nightwolfnordberg9476
      @nightwolfnordberg9476 Рік тому +7

      We are good at making weapons

  • @noble6339
    @noble6339 Рік тому +26020

    Weaponized homophobia😂

    • @andypina4478
      @andypina4478 Рік тому +183

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @christopherderasmo5041
      @christopherderasmo5041 Рік тому +543

      Everyone forgets the Vietnam era gay bomb

    • @patrickglaser1560
      @patrickglaser1560 Рік тому +146

      ​@@christopherderasmo5041 and we manufactured a certain disease

    • @christopherderasmo5041
      @christopherderasmo5041 Рік тому +89

      @@patrickglaser1560 Which one? The recent one or decades past?

    • @GhostCozak
      @GhostCozak Рік тому +93

      ​​@@patrickglaser1560aaaaaayyyyy, aids joke or just fact. Yeah lets go with fact.

  • @psycosanches589
    @psycosanches589 10 місяців тому +3627

    "The cockpit of an F-22 Fighter Jet identifies as a safe space."
    Yeah probably one of the safest places on the planet.

    • @Lieutenant_Matrix
      @Lieutenant_Matrix 8 місяців тому +82

      Only the cockpit, not the sky or ground infront of it

    • @nicholascordero6600
      @nicholascordero6600 7 місяців тому +92

      "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me?"

    • @proudpapaprick
      @proudpapaprick 7 місяців тому +53

      ​@@Lieutenant_Matrix The sky immediately around it is perfectly safe. Nothing it kills will get anywhere near that close, so there's no need to shoot there.

    • @heatherashby830
      @heatherashby830 6 місяців тому +6

      Not much will bother you there that's for sure also it goes at Mach 20 so easy to avoid people if necessary

    • @idkmynameis4064
      @idkmynameis4064 6 місяців тому +12

      ​​@@heatherashby830 Mach 20.00 is physically impossible to achieve on the F22's airframe and engine setup, did you possibly mean Mach 2.0-2.15? Because no military or technological company have advanced enough technology to achieve Mach 20.00

  • @scratthesquirrel5242
    @scratthesquirrel5242 Рік тому +1985

    "your people can stop living in fear..."
    i got 99 fears but russia honestly aint one

    • @davoid1792
      @davoid1792 Рік тому

      Growing up with school shooter drills and Shit, yeah I ain’t exactly scared of Russia, or it’s people, the most emotionally repressed, economically depressed, and Nuclear expressed nation on earth, but they just a bunch of bitches, whining and screaming cause they know they ain’t shit.

    • @orionfreed6763
      @orionfreed6763 Рік тому

      Yeah fr. All they have is their alleged nuclear arsenal but it’s pretty obvious they can’t afford upkeep on the scale that they’ve claimed, so while they almost definitely have some nuclear weapons it’s debatable the extent to which most of them actually work. Even if they do, how many Russians are gonna end the world just to save Putin’s government? Russia is no more a threat than North Korea or Iran.

    • @qrowacheron230
      @qrowacheron230 Рік тому +88

      Honestly! I know damn well squirrels are on that list, but I haven't even considered being scared of Russia

    • @PrayedForYou
      @PrayedForYou Рік тому

      Why does NATO exist if nobody is scared of Russia?

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Рік тому

      @@qrowacheron230 Squirrels, The US Government... California, New York Rats... Florida Man...

  • @Lambda420
    @Lambda420 Рік тому +19418

    Changing the enemies pronouns to “was/were” since 1776

    • @randomusernameidk
      @randomusernameidk Рік тому +330

      Vietnam: 🌳🤨🌳

    • @Lambda420
      @Lambda420 Рік тому +163

      @@randomusernameidk and also global war on terror

    • @mesobean
      @mesobean Рік тому +403

      @@randomusernameidk ask the 1 million dead veitcong

    • @Siko_neakO
      @Siko_neakO Рік тому +371

      ​@croccandbaultorcure we won damn near every battle in Vietnam and we only left because our civilians didn't like the war

    • @genderfluidmusiclover808
      @genderfluidmusiclover808 Рік тому +10

      Lmao!

  • @tobiashjalmarsson2038
    @tobiashjalmarsson2038 11 місяців тому +688

    As a swedish person, i will confirm two things:
    1: Yes, Our english IS the best english, the stereotypes are hilarious though.
    and 2: yes, we did beat america on Weaponized Homophobia. and i myself am proud of that acheivement

    • @theEVILone0130
      @theEVILone0130 8 місяців тому

      I'm damned impressed with the weaponized homophobic bit and probably a little jealous of you now. Now can you weaponize the transgender and and nonbinary and I'll declare your nation rock gods. And try to talk turkey into going non binary or at least dropping out of NATO.

    • @Mrhalligan39
      @Mrhalligan39 8 місяців тому +14

      I haven’t looked it up but I think Swedes top the list for number of non-native speaking pop stars.

    • @jiofreed13131
      @jiofreed13131 8 місяців тому +13

      ⁠@@Mrhalligan39it’s not. the nederlands tops the list for 5 years but sweden is a good 2nd.

    • @foethefox793
      @foethefox793 7 місяців тому +5

      I can also confirm, as a proud Swede!

    • @bartonbella3131
      @bartonbella3131 6 місяців тому +1

      It's like you're our psycho older sister!

  • @woutverjans2928
    @woutverjans2928 Рік тому +7287

    "The pronouns of a missile are high/explosive"

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal Рік тому +86

      and/or big/load

    • @MrWezzell
      @MrWezzell Рік тому +73

      Naw, now we also got ones now that are spinning blades/ of death.

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal Рік тому +71

      @@MrWezzell A missile that identifies as an attack helicopter, eh? Nice.

    • @lemontv7883
      @lemontv7883 Рік тому +34

      Frag/mentable

    • @psychoaztecs
      @psychoaztecs Рік тому +30

      high/explosive/fragmentation

  • @warhammers
    @warhammers Рік тому +9362

    "Nobody wanted the smoke for so long so I kicked my own ass" fucken got me going
    (Holy fuck 8.7K likes)

    • @nigen
      @nigen Рік тому +38

      what event is he talking about?

    • @whitedawn2122
      @whitedawn2122 Рік тому +317

      American civil war i think

    • @nigen
      @nigen Рік тому +26

      @@whitedawn2122 what did that have to do with smoking?

    • @davoid1792
      @davoid1792 Рік тому +293

      @@nigen I just…. Bud “the smoke” is slang, by saying “nobody wanted the smoke” it meant nobody wanted to fight us.

    • @nigen
      @nigen Рік тому +57

      @@davoid1792 I mean, the civil war happened right after the Mexican American war

  • @michaelhough5003
    @michaelhough5003 9 місяців тому +171

    That morse code thing is genius on 2 fronts.
    1, the nature of submarines is to be undetectable, this is a not so subtle way of letting the submarines know they are very much detected.
    2, the obvious one, it attacks the ego of the soldier's. If a Russian naval officer is even 5% less likely to order the sub to follow the message, its doing its job.

    • @hestan723
      @hestan723 5 місяців тому +12

      The weirdest part is that it was made by pacifist activist (lile real hardline pacifist)
      They did something right for once

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey 29 днів тому +2

      ​@@hestan723Careful, you almost complimented someone different from you. Wouldn't want to open that mind up or anything 😢

  • @Shadowdragon9990
    @Shadowdragon9990 Рік тому +7040

    “The cockpit of a F-22 identifies as a safe space” XD I’m weak!

    • @TaftisBack
      @TaftisBack Рік тому +157

      Hold on, he's got a point though...

    • @Tallame_Longstory
      @Tallame_Longstory Рік тому +154

      Safe inside, dangerous outside

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 Рік тому +89

      It’s kinda funny like a lot of my friends are women so i started painting my nails with them sometimes and honestly I kick ass it paintball so I’ve gotten a few weird looks lol

    • @christopherduncan6630
      @christopherduncan6630 Рік тому +39

      ​@@violetraven9440 check out "simmunition", gunpowder paintball projectiles fired from real guns with a modified barrel that only fires paint rounds (for safety), I'm not sure if they're available to civilians though (they probably are). A few years back the PD of the town I was living in needed shooters for their active shooter drills and they used the sim rounds for realism. Haven't had that much fun in a while. If you do get your hands on some (or find a range/training facility that uses them) be sure to wear face protection, thick clothes, gloves, and a cup. You do _not_ want those things hitting bare skin or "sensitive" areas.

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 Рік тому +11

      @@christopherduncan6630 oh yeah i've seen that stuff before and it looks like a tone of fun so i'll see if i can find anything up here and get some time in with the sim rounds

  • @1mariomaniac
    @1mariomaniac Рік тому +6213

    _"Psy-ops, what do I pay you for?!"_ lmao

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Рік тому +122

      Classified

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 Рік тому +181

      "Uh, I can't sa...."

    • @isosev
      @isosev Рік тому +88

      Domestic.....issues.

    • @remotetoaster7488
      @remotetoaster7488 Рік тому +31

      Wouldn't be surprised if some of the 1st PSY-OPS looked to the Gay Bomb for inspiration

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington Рік тому +8

      Recruitment.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Рік тому +1621

    “Painted fingernails can still grip the joystick of a fighter aircraft” brings a whole new meaning to “Slay, Queen”

  • @VoidShrgn
    @VoidShrgn Рік тому +1564

    "Painted nails can still hold the joystick of a fighter" has to be the hardest line I've heard this week.

    • @haven_lady675
      @haven_lady675 Рік тому +34

      Double entendre right there

    • @kalancosta7650
      @kalancosta7650 9 місяців тому +4

      @@haven_lady675lol I didn’t notice this!!!

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 9 місяців тому

      No it's not it's lame 😂
      "I can train a sissy to drone strike you"
      If that's something we support unironically then I want Putin to set us straight

    • @kelvink9999
      @kelvink9999 9 місяців тому +27

      The cockpit of an F22 identify as a safe space

    • @teeheee2
      @teeheee2 9 місяців тому +4

      @@kelvink9999 I can't fucking breathe. Halp

  • @cyberdinedog2097
    @cyberdinedog2097 Рік тому +3397

    USA: They/Them army
    Russia: Was/Were army

    • @edac.7847
      @edac.7847 Рік тому +383

      Me, a Russian solider in WW3, watching a US drone drop a bomb over my squad and contemplating the 2 seconds I have left to live:
      The femboy thats controlling the drone from his basement in DC:

    • @WRSpiral
      @WRSpiral Рік тому

      ⁠@@edac.7847ah yes, America. The land of the free and also dropping bombs on Russians using femboys as the drone pilots.

    • @an_-cs6ct
      @an_-cs6ct Рік тому +36

      Omg thats too accurate!😭😭💀💀☠️☠️

    • @attilapeter2470
      @attilapeter2470 Рік тому +66

      ​@DropkicktheDecepticon L+cope for you they/them army be running laps around all others.

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Рік тому +28

      @DropkicktheDecepticon lbozo

  • @milestarling9490
    @milestarling9490 10 місяців тому +1567

    as a Marine I've seen furries outperform me in pt and have demonstrated fantastic combat tactics to me, just because they're fuckin weird doesn't mean they're not fuckin dangerous

    • @kiopsm8825
      @kiopsm8825 9 місяців тому

      Furries are horrifyingly smart, they've made a ton of stuff that the military now uses.

    • @CardboardSliver
      @CardboardSliver 8 місяців тому +342

      Imagine getting smoked by a green dog that squeaks when you boop it's nose.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 8 місяців тому +257

      In other news, there's furry Marines.
      I find this awesome.

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 7 місяців тому +64

      ​@@grmpEqweerBRU AIN'T NO FKIN WAY THATS REAL😂

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 7 місяців тому +155

      @@thelordofthelostbraincells
      I'm inclined to take the word of a serving marine on what his fellow marines are into off-duty.

  • @zachanderegg8763
    @zachanderegg8763 Рік тому +2302

    As a man that's enjoys joysticks... That joke was fire.

  • @user-vx5bd1ii3y
    @user-vx5bd1ii3y Рік тому +291

    I appreciate comedy that doesn't divide us but still goes for the enemy's throat. 10/10.

  • @hunterlurvey698
    @hunterlurvey698 Рік тому +1012

    "Your woke military stands no chance*
    The femboy directing a hellfire missle right to your target location
    "So heres the tea sis..."

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly Рік тому +146

      The drag queen flying the a10: YASS QUEEN SLAY, SLAAAAAAAAAAAY

    • @essamarram7525
      @essamarram7525 11 місяців тому +56

      The Navy in question:

    • @kalancosta7650
      @kalancosta7650 9 місяців тому +24

      Hahahaha!!!! I laughed way too hard at this!!!

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 9 місяців тому +77

      UWU written across the warhead.

    • @xerosfs
      @xerosfs 9 місяців тому +25

      ​@@Mae_DastardlySLAY YOUR ENEMIES RAHHHHH

  • @alekazam1870
    @alekazam1870 Рік тому +1125

    The equivalent of "Only gay cops pull me over" bumper sticker😂

    • @berdwatcher5125
      @berdwatcher5125 Рік тому +27

      bro, Ive seen that.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +17

      That’s a good idea, I gotta get me one of those

    • @projectendor9256
      @projectendor9256 Рік тому

      make it only lesbians and you got a deal cus women cant drive for shit

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 Рік тому +8

      All fun and games until it happens to be a woman.

    • @AceIndiana
      @AceIndiana Рік тому +6

      @@E4439Qv5then it just sounds like a fun time

  • @SeaWitchUSN
    @SeaWitchUSN Рік тому +885

    I just choked on my Nutella at “weaponized homophobia” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tacoboy2218
      @tacoboy2218 Рік тому +6

      Fun fact about nutella it was created by the germans during ww2 to solve there coco shortage

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 Рік тому +3

      ​@anthroimperzia3927 the Italians and Germans were in cahoots.

    • @uneevee4397
      @uneevee4397 Рік тому

      @@audreydoyle5268 Ww2 was over by 1945?

    • @BadGamesHere
      @BadGamesHere Рік тому +3

      @@audreydoyle5268 only until a certain point. The Italian government switched sides after they realized they were losing.

    • @andromedamessier3176
      @andromedamessier3176 Рік тому

      Actually it is kinda work tho. Now that I think about it.

  • @simonmalmstrom9593
    @simonmalmstrom9593 10 місяців тому +72

    As a swede, the tiny accent is actually on point. It’s so small that you barely hear it but it is there. Actually impressed.

  • @KnittingPasta
    @KnittingPasta Рік тому +313

    "Hey, painted fingernails can still grip a joystick of a fighter aircraft. The cockpit of an F22 identifies as a safe space."
    🤣🤣 I'm dead

    • @ZackT9225
      @ZackT9225 9 місяців тому +14

      So is whoever comes across the F-22 in battle. Lol

  • @calvinhayman7597
    @calvinhayman7597 Рік тому +826

    I remember hearing about the gay sailor stuff I honestly thought it was fake.

    • @aldeleo2047
      @aldeleo2047 Рік тому +115

      The jokes write themselves. But when all the bunks are covered in seamen and semen it's hard to deny it

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Рік тому +35

      It's a very old running gag... that recently has gained strength.

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 Рік тому

      ​@@KlaaismI have seen it alot in vet's that tic toks navy is gay and apparently Marines are idiot's lol

    • @SlavicWeapons
      @SlavicWeapons Рік тому +2

      ​@@aldeleo2047 yea I know our usa military shit stop reminding me

    • @Tigermanprevatt4498
      @Tigermanprevatt4498 Рік тому +18

      A bunch of seamen in a tube

  • @jasmineeubanks3383
    @jasmineeubanks3383 11 місяців тому +251

    "That soldier is transitioning to female and she's about to transition ypu from 'Alive' to 'Recently Deceased'"

    • @Lieutenant_Matrix
      @Lieutenant_Matrix 8 місяців тому

      As long as I don’t have to keep living in the same time as mrs. screw/me

    • @creesenebeker5686
      @creesenebeker5686 7 місяців тому +4

      That should be 'Functional' to 'Unalive'.

    • @anewanewplayer6339
      @anewanewplayer6339 7 місяців тому +23

      As a trans fem I approve of this message

    • @element6555
      @element6555 5 місяців тому +14

      As a trans fem that is in the military I also approve of this message

    • @prismfireproductions3772
      @prismfireproductions3772 4 місяці тому +5

      |Transfem that comes from a military family, I approve!|

  • @ahh_yes_mr_bax
    @ahh_yes_mr_bax Рік тому +596

    As a gay man (and an infantry veteran) i approve of weaponized homophobia and volunteer my services as an advisor.

    • @annabackman3028
      @annabackman3028 7 місяців тому +35

      We consider our defense system authorized.
      Thank you.
      😄

    • @frzferdinand72
      @frzferdinand72 7 місяців тому +32

      When I was in, I remember using my gay privileges to be able to say the out of pocket shit that no straight Marine would ever dare say out loud

    • @mikkovalle7944
      @mikkovalle7944 7 місяців тому +36

      I imagined grizzled veteran yelling "Its not GAY enough!" To some poor Intel guys. Thanks for the laughs bro

    • @thecookiemeister5374
      @thecookiemeister5374 7 місяців тому +14

      Finally, an expert

    • @TaigaClaws
      @TaigaClaws 6 місяців тому +5

      Y’all forget about the gay bombs??

  • @coyote2239
    @coyote2239 Рік тому +2796

    As a gay, weaponize homophobia was the greatest line I've heard 😂

    • @coyote2239
      @coyote2239 Рік тому +2

      @AnthroImperzia I use it to keep annoying gay guys from hitting on me, they really had no clue I was gay 🤣

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 Рік тому +31

      as a confused it was also pretty great.

    • @grandiewandie
      @grandiewandie Рік тому

      Weaponizing homophobia has worked in the past, some images of Putin are banned in Russia because they are photoshopped to show him dressed up like a gay clown.

    • @xcritic9671
      @xcritic9671 Рік тому +18

      Unrelated to the topic at hand: the Lord wants to heal you, society only cares about your political value.
      There is no condemnation in Christ Jesus, only in man.

    • @Nullthewolf01
      @Nullthewolf01 Рік тому +98

      @@xcritic9671 I’ll pass thanks but since you’re not being homophobic I’ll be polite about it

  • @LadyWarmachine
    @LadyWarmachine 10 місяців тому +108

    "Painted nails can still grip the control stick of an F22" THANK YOU.

  • @callmeturg1590
    @callmeturg1590 Рік тому +474

    As a swede i 100% confirm that to be true. We speak English very well here. And because we’re Swedish

    • @PaganPride3
      @PaganPride3 Рік тому +20

      I visited Sweden last year for a metal festival and 100% plan to go back. I couldn't have picked a better place for my first trip outside of the U.S. Your country is wonderful.

    • @callmeturg1590
      @callmeturg1590 Рік тому +9

      @@PaganPride3that’s great to hear! And thank you very much! Or as we say in Sweden. Tack så mycket

    • @BunnyBounce161
      @BunnyBounce161 Рік тому +5

      @@callmeturg1590 I really wanna visit Sweden, maybe even live there. I’m losing my rights as a person here in the US since I’m queer and trans, so yeye

    • @anautisticswede6748
      @anautisticswede6748 Рік тому +2

      ​@@BunnyBounce161 oh trust me you will be dissapointed soon if you move here. Sweden has this thing where everybody thinks roughly the same thing until everyone changes their opinion at once. And as I spend quite a lot of time in more diverce circles I can tell you that as soon as more of them get citizenship (and I hope they do soon) a lot of our policy will change for the better, although at the cost of our almost calefornia veiws on trans and gay questions. If you want lots of trans and lgbtqaa+ rights you should just go for LA. Or maybee try Germany.

    • @Green__Ghost
      @Green__Ghost Рік тому +1

      ​@@BunnyBounce161 Swedes are a very accepting people, you'll feel more than welcome here.

  • @garretnachowicz442
    @garretnachowicz442 Рік тому +580

    Painted fongernails can also hold a rifle. And affix a bayonet. And possibly restore the original meaning of "Slay, Queen!"

    • @ProjectEchoshadow
      @ProjectEchoshadow Рік тому +54

      Based

    • @davidmartin9225
      @davidmartin9225 Рік тому +115

      As an American, I prefer "Slay king" but in a revolutionary, death to monarchs, way.

    • @garretnachowicz442
      @garretnachowicz442 Рік тому +68

      @@davidmartin9225 ya know what? Also valid.

    • @tossboy2643
      @tossboy2643 Рік тому +58

      Sic semper tyrranus *stabs enemies homosexually*

    • @atashgallagher5139
      @atashgallagher5139 Рік тому +35

      ​@@tossboy2643 lots of practice impaling men. A bayonet isn't a huge change. Weaponise the homosexuals as well.

  • @Tea_N_Crumpets
    @Tea_N_Crumpets 8 місяців тому +67

    Weaponized homophobia is basically a modern swedish tradition at this point. One of the inciting incidents that got the "disease" classification of homophobia revoked in the 70's was a FUCKTON of swedish queers calling in sick to work because they were gay. Whether it's domestic or foreign, we know how to take advantage of people's prejudice for our advantage!
    edit: spelling mistakes

    • @RobespierreThePoof
      @RobespierreThePoof 4 місяці тому +4

      OMG. Really? Sweden, I love you even more now.
      Clearly I need to read more Swedish history.
      Seriously, though ... You Nordic countries have managed somehow to become some of the most loved nations worldwide. It's a large reason why when Russia and Turkey behave in a hostile way towards you, almost no one could takes their "concerns" seriously.

    • @kentuckyliz188
      @kentuckyliz188 3 місяці тому

      That’s awesome. I didn’t know that 👏🏻

    • @Altrag_
      @Altrag_ 3 місяці тому +4

      This is the way to do activism. All sitting in traffic in front of my truck while my wife is in labor accomplishes is making me hate you when I am at the controls of a 2 ton machine. Not good for the cause or the health of protesters.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 3 місяці тому

      I'm in literal fucking tears laughing at this!

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 місяці тому

      @@Altrag_also not good for the person that has to clean said 2 ton machine which means somebody else to hate said protesters

  • @raymundoserna3449
    @raymundoserna3449 Рік тому +321

    "A very simple spell but very effective"

    • @freddman0135
      @freddman0135 Рік тому

      Sweden: Ay!... Ay russia!....
      Russia: ?
      Sweden: if you enter my water you're gay
      Russia has not swam it since

    • @DatFemmy
      @DatFemmy Рік тому +8

      "Then ill take it off your corpse"

  • @zer0theultimate
    @zer0theultimate Рік тому +89

    That's actually genius. Taunt them in sonar and morse code so they feel uncomfortable and leave

  • @maelthrajaluk42
    @maelthrajaluk42 8 місяців тому +31

    "No one wanted the smoke long enough, and I kicked my own ass." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brucifer2332
    @brucifer2332 Рік тому +188

    "the cockpit of an F22 identifies as a safe space" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @1ntense796
    @1ntense796 Рік тому +142

    Weaponized homophobia sounds like a dope album cover.

    • @jplayzow
      @jplayzow Рік тому +6

      I could see this being a pop punk album

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 10 місяців тому

      @@phant0m233 There is The Decline from Perth, Australia... They've got a song called "Homophobes are gay"
      Not the same but it is pretty good

  • @realmasker8647
    @realmasker8647 9 місяців тому +68

    The fact that Sweden actually did this and it worked is hilarious

  • @eyeover7307
    @eyeover7307 Рік тому +166

    Sweden got rid of them with 6th grade humor 😂😂😂

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue Рік тому +14

      A basic weapon of Wit. But an effective one.

    • @annabackman3028
      @annabackman3028 7 місяців тому +5

      We don't like violence, if not needed (had enough during the 1700-1800 centuries), we prefer diplomacy.
      However, some countries can't even spell the word, so we had to think outside the box.
      Honestly, that is one of the best practical jokes ever.😅

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@annabackman3028 Fully agree. Swedes do not like war, but we are very good at it.
      Or at least on the whole we are prepared for when someone wanna find out.

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +181

    “Read a book instead of sleep under it”
    😂

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 3 місяці тому +10

    When I first saw the Psyops Badge flash, I thought it said, "Alcoholic Operations."
    Which, as a 13 year veteran of the Cold war, would make perfect sense.

  • @bendover9813
    @bendover9813 Рік тому +346

    I don’t think anyone in the US is particularly “scared” of Russia or Russians. Sure, we used to make memes about them being tough, but even then, that was because of movies, not anything that Russia did 😂

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr Рік тому +27

      I used to think Russia was kinda cool
      Now they're a joke to me

    • @mile3018
      @mile3018 Рік тому +8

      The fat hairy guy chasing a bear with a pepper grinder was pretty tough

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 Рік тому +24

      Too be fair. The last time they got attacked by terrorists they mailed the pieces back to the families of said terrorists. That was pretty badass.

    • @buck_swope
      @buck_swope Рік тому

      We were told to be afraid of Russians so the little hat guys could make / sell more weapons. Same thing now.

    • @Fyrebird721
      @Fyrebird721 Рік тому +26

      The *people* of Russia are tough af... Theie Gov't and military equipment on the other hand?...not so much

  • @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578
    @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 Рік тому +80

    “Painted fingernails can still grip the joystick of a fighter aircraft” is one of my new favorite quotes

  • @zachrickoff
    @zachrickoff 9 місяців тому +29

    Definitely top 3 best channels on UA-cam. Absolute gold. Keep it up sir

  • @sear1515
    @sear1515 Рік тому +96

    "You've just been fucked by psy-ops"
    -"Because physical wounds heal"

    • @orinmcnair
      @orinmcnair 13 днів тому

      the mental scars of a predatory psy-operative will never heal

  • @danielrichard4987
    @danielrichard4987 Рік тому +42

    I just visited Sweden. First time out of the country. Beautiful. Amazing people. Everyone was super friendly and very interested in the US involvement with Russia's b.s.

    • @Green__Ghost
      @Green__Ghost Рік тому

      Yeah we REALLY don't like the Russians since they have a tendency to not respect our borders, hell they even dropped a few bombs on us during WW2 and claimed it was an "accident". And don't get me started on the submarines.

    • @Revegineer
      @Revegineer 11 місяців тому +1

      Sweden was great, I was there for an internship just in time for a US aircraft carrier to be in the harbor of Stockholm. Tv doesn't do there size justice.

  • @septegram
    @septegram 11 місяців тому +45

    "Painted fingernails can still grip the joystick of a fighter aircraft."
    Perfect!❤❤❤

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 Рік тому +132

    Our military can still turn someone's pronouns to "was/were"

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому +4

      Or has been 😂

    • @atlasthespy2707
      @atlasthespy2707 Рік тому +18

      someone with they/them pronouns and a gun can still change yours to lead/filled so i mean

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому +10

      @@atlasthespy2707 I don't think people understand that identity doesn't impact operational performance burly men are but paper vs weapons of war in the hands of "soft individuals"
      Knowing your limitations is actually a wonderful motivator

    • @atlasthespy2707
      @atlasthespy2707 Рік тому +5

      @@haruhisuzumiya6650 it doesn't matter how strong your chin is, your chin is still susceptible to 5.56

    • @chazo1367
      @chazo1367 Рік тому +3

      @@atlasthespy2707 Doesn't matter how strong or tough you are, you aren't immune to gunfire, the Boxer rebellion taught the Chinese "boxers" that fact when they tried to bum rush Dan Daly during that time and thought they were bulletproof, he won against a mob of hundreds because gun beats melee weapons lol.

  • @calisnowman
    @calisnowman Рік тому +148

    They did WHAT?!?? 😂😂😂 also, the cockpit of an F-22 is, by definition, a safe space lol.

    • @BadGamesHere
      @BadGamesHere Рік тому +5

      Physically, yes.
      But for those who need one socially, it does overtime.
      A-10 Warthog is much better though.

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x Рік тому +4

      @@BadGamesHere And a very dangerous space for anyone on the ground....
      Including allies. Can we just give the a-10 an electronic suite already if we're gonna keep it around?

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 11 місяців тому

      @@comet.xno
      Let the fear of its majesty fall from the heavens like it’s bullets. With the force of a meteor and destructive force of a drag queen’s sass

  • @cryptotogether1405
    @cryptotogether1405 Місяць тому +2

    I love that safe space line we all Americans free to be them selves loving and serving the country!!!!!! love the Chanel

  • @KimKhan
    @KimKhan Рік тому +58

    Appreciate the glorious martial prowess of Sweden being shared and not using a Swedish Chef accent at the same time.

  • @Mr__Crow__W
    @Mr__Crow__W 7 місяців тому +25

    WHERES THE LINK?!?!?!? I NEED THIS ARTICLE

  • @spencersharp4599
    @spencersharp4599 2 місяці тому +4

    Also it's Switzerland that's the most known for being neutral... that's why the expression is "I'm staying Switzerland on this"

    • @MushuaThePotato
      @MushuaThePotato 2 місяці тому +1

      I know but Sweden is neutral (or was) for about 200 years too.

  • @laxelford3533
    @laxelford3533 Рік тому +66

    "The cockpit of a F-22 identifies as a safe place" is the best thing I've heard ij a while

  • @DesertBombero873
    @DesertBombero873 Рік тому +92

    These are fukn hilarious man. Love the content!

  • @eduardomorales8443
    @eduardomorales8443 5 місяців тому +12

    Doesn't matter how divided the U.S seems sometimes, if you give them a common enemy, they'll deal with you quickly so they can return to argue with eachother again

    • @Altrag_
      @Altrag_ 3 місяці тому +3

      We are a dysfunctional family, but a family nonetheless. I can make fun of my brother, and I can say all sorts of mean shit to him. But don't you try to join in, or God help you.

  • @Mountain8ear
    @Mountain8ear Рік тому +60

    "The cockpit of an F-22 identifies as a safe space."
    🇺🇲

  • @Steven-ly9ei
    @Steven-ly9ei Рік тому +51

    "Hold up psyops what do I pay you"
    *sweats* 😂

  • @Real-MemmeB
    @Real-MemmeB 9 місяців тому +19

    As a Swede, we don’t just weaponize homophobia. We SPECIALIZE in it.

  • @nosauceyesrough3576
    @nosauceyesrough3576 Рік тому +52

    “Uhhh I can’t say” LMFAO

  • @wmc5431
    @wmc5431 Рік тому +28

    "Painted fingernails can still hold the flight stick of a fighter. The cockpit of an F-22 identifies as a safe space." I was rolling.

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris 10 місяців тому +20

    As a pilot who paints my fingernails before every time I go up (running joke, it's a long story), I can confirm this statement.

  • @lionheartx-ray4135
    @lionheartx-ray4135 Рік тому +50

    Sweden playing 5 D chess. That just so cleaver.

    • @loganb7059
      @loganb7059 Рік тому +3

      Clever. Cleaver is a type of knife, also often called a butcher’s knife.

    • @Kanamethealfr
      @Kanamethealfr Рік тому +4

      ​@@loganb7059swedish chef approves 👩🏼‍🍳

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 Рік тому +18

    "Painted fingernails can still grip the joystick of a fighter aircraft." I freaking love this line!

  • @briancz1
    @briancz1 25 днів тому +2

    I love your content. Keep it up.

  • @Chaotic_Pixie
    @Chaotic_Pixie Рік тому +15

    Happy Pride! This one deserves to be shared everywhere this month. It’s great!

  • @johnsatan117
    @johnsatan117 Рік тому +44

    The navy has been gay forever and they have consistently kicked ass.

    • @Kanamethealfr
      @Kanamethealfr Рік тому +1

      LGBTQIA+ people have fought and won pretty much every war throughout history.. arguably, the straights are the minority on the battlefield at a certain point because of the lack of social intelligence and typically poor decision making skills (like being straight)

    • @jasonmurawski5877
      @jasonmurawski5877 Рік тому +23

      You cannot lock 3000 men onto a ship and send it into the ocean for a month and not expect some gay shit to go down.
      Come to think of it, that’s probably why of all the branches I would want to join the navy

    • @Kanamethealfr
      @Kanamethealfr Рік тому +5

      @@jasonmurawski5877 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Green__Ghost
      @Green__Ghost Рік тому

      You would expect men so familiar with asses to be really good at kicking it.

    • @andromedamessier3176
      @andromedamessier3176 Рік тому +2

      I mean Spartan

  • @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
    @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD 4 місяці тому +3

    Remember how the Spartans were considered THE ultimate fighting force, and how they were so terrifying on the battlefield?
    Yeah, that level of unit cohesion and vigor in battle can only come from a bond forged between battle brothers who know each other…inside AND out.
    That’s why the WORST tactical decision in history was for Troy to take out Patroclus…

  • @havenceceliafavaloro5782
    @havenceceliafavaloro5782 Рік тому +13

    “I decided to kick my own ass” I just snorted 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aeonbarr
    @Aeonbarr Рік тому +15

    "The cockpit of an F22 identifies as a safe space."
    I need that on a t-shirt

  • @rafaelcalderon6028
    @rafaelcalderon6028 16 днів тому +2

    The Civil War reference was golden.

  • @derekskinner2694
    @derekskinner2694 Рік тому +26

    Honestly, it's probably the safest space around 😂😂😂

  • @finalframe8223
    @finalframe8223 Рік тому +19

    I'm from sweden and i'm dying of laughter cuz i've never heard of this. "Psyops, what do i pay you for?!"😂

  • @kekekeke2200
    @kekekeke2200 9 місяців тому +2

    It's true, the thing about us swedes speaking better English than most of England and America, it's actually very common that us swedes loose our accents while learning English. I used to sound like a Scotsman when speaking english

  • @CT5555_
    @CT5555_ Рік тому +15

    "The cockpit of an F-22 identifies as a safe space." That is a distinctly 2023 statement right there.

  • @mandothepando9637
    @mandothepando9637 Рік тому +23

    Someone also opened a gay bar on Gotland (biggest target for Russian attacks on Sweden) and set up a sign inviting Russian sailors...

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 20 днів тому +2

    “Psy-ops what am I paying you for?”. Feels like something we should be asking most of the people in the federal government.

  • @Dr.Chibbins
    @Dr.Chibbins Рік тому +8

    I know Cis and Trans people are United in their desire be able to be who they are. It doesn’t matter what’s under the hood as long as they’re good at what they do. Utterly WRECKING someone knows no gender or sexual identity.

  • @America1776.
    @America1776. 4 місяці тому +4

    "In the 1800s, nobody wanted the smoke enough, I decided to kick my own ass!" - me

  • @forgottenfamily
    @forgottenfamily 3 місяці тому +1

    One the first day of the Ukrainian War, a Ukrainian woman released a TikTok of how to start a T-72. She was in a dress and heels and was pressing buttons while navigating around her nails.

  • @michaelcoward1902
    @michaelcoward1902 6 місяців тому +7

    The cockpit of an F22 counts as a safe-space.
    *Nods appreciatively* that's funny as fuck.

  • @flightmaster529
    @flightmaster529 Рік тому +14

    "weaponized homophobia" im stealing that

  • @natertater8917
    @natertater8917 8 місяців тому +3

    Its nit tge young woke generation you gave to worry about...its the 2 generations of 25-40 years old battle hardened combat vets . And they will be fighting for their families possibly on their homeland😂😂😂 ...all bad.

  • @STALKER953
    @STALKER953 Рік тому +24

    "I can't say-"
    I'm dead

  • @l.b8896
    @l.b8896 Рік тому +30

    The cockpit of an f22 identifies as a safe space

    • @isosev
      @isosev Рік тому +9

      It is however unsafe for everyone outside of it.

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 11 місяців тому

      @@isosevA-10 much more so(especially because of the “age” of the technology used in its systems)

  • @KeybladingAlchemist
    @KeybladingAlchemist Рік тому +9

    "The cockpit F-22 identifies as a Safe Space" is my new favorite thing

  • @JeffSchonfeld
    @JeffSchonfeld Рік тому +73

    decided to kick my own ass 🤣

    • @legionofregion8825
      @legionofregion8825 Рік тому

      What was he talking about? Also yes hilarious, even though I don't know exactly what he's talking about we've done that several times

    • @gamingwitmc7041
      @gamingwitmc7041 Рік тому +3

      @@legionofregion8825 the civil war.

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 Рік тому +3

      @@legionofregion8825 I'm almost positive he's refering to the civil war. he mentioned the 1800s.

  • @alisoncircus
    @alisoncircus 8 днів тому

    Sadly, the Swedes thought of weaponized homophobia before the Americans because way more Americans are genuinely homophobic. Weaponizing it would be too "icky" for them.

  • @jamieg4200
    @jamieg4200 Рік тому +81

    Gets blasted by an a-10 with custom made multi colored tracers itsss absolutely fabulous

  • @WhisperingAila
    @WhisperingAila Рік тому +30

    Sweden: “you’re gay”
    America: “Dude, Vikings were one of the more hygienic groups of men back then, I would be.”
    Russia: “The swear in Russian, I am not.”
    Uruguay: “What’s up?”

  • @jameson8682
    @jameson8682 3 місяці тому

    Our military is absolutely not prepared for a drawn out fight with an enemy that is close to our technological level. I spent 15 years in, got out a few years ago because i saw the writing on the wall. Bad leadership and lack of discipline means that when something does happen, a lot of young soldiers are going to have to relearn old lessons the hard way.

  • @Sir_Fres
    @Sir_Fres Рік тому +10

    FINNALY SOMEONE KNOWS THAT MOST OF US SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH

  • @jamescoop8979
    @jamescoop8979 Рік тому +12

    Well, that explains why it takes me a while to figure out who is from Sweden.

    • @Revegineer
      @Revegineer 11 місяців тому

      Yeah most people there speak perfect English.

    • @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
      @peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, you know we starts to learn English in the second grade, at around 8 years old.

  • @papallama3666
    @papallama3666 6 місяців тому +1

    "I decided to kick my own ass" has me gasping. 😂😂😂

  • @phillipmorel5116
    @phillipmorel5116 Рік тому +10

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I literally fell off my chair laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 8 місяців тому +8

    American: "I may be a they/them, but I'm about to turn you into a was/were."

  • @kimberlylawton1617
    @kimberlylawton1617 4 місяці тому +2

    Where is that article?

  • @weaselwolf8425
    @weaselwolf8425 Рік тому +5

    Sweden really hit them with that "you stay in my waters, you're gay" bruh😅😂

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 11 місяців тому +3

    "your people can stop living in fear"
    We dont live in fear, we live in ✨poverty✨

    • @oldpain7625
      @oldpain7625 9 місяців тому

      Uhhh. Might want to take a look around the world. We're doing fine.

    • @iloveplasticbottles
      @iloveplasticbottles 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@oldpain7625brother look at the cost of living. We got millions living in poverty.