@@namantherockstarGet a real job you made yourself look like a ass hat with that "my parents will buy me a camera" statement get it yourself don't depend on your parents for it, like potato head Biden has said "come on man" 😂😂😂
also Everything is the supposed Brothels, Philippina Mafia, Taco Tuesday MIDRATs is anything But tacos... I mean there is a reason the Carrier being called a city at sea (The Bronx for east Coast, Compton for West Coast)... really, they could do Law & Order: AirLant and it would be a thing... but mostly it would cover the HT's constantly unpluming tampons in the aft pipes and the occasional investigating fan-room follies (cliff hangers being either the Chem-Lit bandit or the Phantom Shitter)...
Well, this took off, so I might as well put this. I work at the Naval Aviation Development Center in Fallon, and the team here, pilots and all, love your videos. We’ve got a few F-35 pilots that stop by and love the 22. Keep doing what you’re doing.
The only times war did determine who was right was during the American Civil War and World War II. Literally everyone knew who were the bad guys (Confederacy, Nazi Germany etc) in those wars.
I actually found it funny at 0:47 with the, "Talk shit behind my back all you want to but I will knock on your door and ask you what the fuck you want."
A-10: Started with a gun, ended up with an aircraft F-35: Started with a computer, ended up with a flying computer F-15: Started with a mission, ended up with a different one because the opps were too scared to show up F-22: Started with a dream, ended up without any enemies, not a single one
@LordElmo420 Alternatieve. B-52: Started with a B-17, ended up with the longest active serving aircraft *in the world*. I could be wrong though feel free to double-check that. Edit. I did check and it appears to be older aircrafts still in service. *However* these aircrafts are not the same as the Grandpa Buff. Like, the oldest fighter still technically in service is the MiG-17, developed in 1952. However we know it does not hold a candle to any other semi-modern aircrafts.
"Who the fuck pissed off the USA?" Everyone, Ireland, everyone🤣 Glad to see a long skit, HLC! May your muse and current events bless you with the ability to make more like it. Free time pending, of course.
There is no such thing as overkill. If you are not significantly stinger than your opponent in a war something somewhere has gone HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG
Overkill's problem is it requires a good training program because real world experience is so hard to get. The only real experience you usually get are against opponents who lack understanding, mental capacity and a sense of their own mortality. (teenagers?)
In the wise words of Curtis LeMay - "Use overwhelming military force. Use too much and deliberately use too much; you’ll save lives, not only your own, but the enemy’s too."
As a Sailor, I love the fact you gave the USN carriers the Chong voice. Also, to quote a certain sci-fi series... Maxim 37: There is no overkill; only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
Love peeking behind the scenes at your creativity. Also, it's totally appropriate that the carrier is chill, it's a well-defended ocean-going RV that is constantly taking in the scenery, after all. It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!
Also we kinda want that thing to be chill, considering the sheer terrifying amount of hate and pain it can just suddenly unload on everything within its considerable range. So he's chill.. until he's not.
Strangely that makes a hell of a lot of sense. He would have to be chill AF cause he's higher than the flight ceiling of what he's carrying so that he dosent loose his goddamn mind!😂
"It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!" Hmm...... not quite. If Carriers could hold F-22's, then that statement would be totally true. How about hyper-active little children?
America accidentally turning everything into an aircraft is the equivalent of me trying not to play as a Stealth Archer every playthrough in Skyrim. It just happens and I have no idea how, but I like it!
@@zachelkins1229 "How did that happen?" "Well we took Florida Man and sent him to Japan as part of a research collaboration, with half of an unlimited defense budget..."
@@zachelkins1229welp…. The engineer who was behind the real life gundam tourist attraction teamed up with his son and let’s just say….. we are getting machines from the 86 anime. Shits fucking wild.
@nickhilbert9376 the Yokohama one? I've wanted to see it in person ever since I heard about it. Still it is exciting that soon™️ we might have something like even a Zaku or Leo.
An extra 5 minute long HLC video is definitely a special blessing for us all I love how USA just gave an entire history lesson to the Iran and Iraq there along with him showing off his beautiful air force... *BUT HEY Now where was Grandpa BUFF in that!!*
"War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left." There's a level of honesty in all of these I appreciate the hell out of. Even as I wonder how many people might be missing the nuance.
It hasn't been the first time for Israel in quite a few decades now, bud. They've literally been low key either removing Palestinians from their own homes in favour of illegal settlements or outright killing them almost since the word go.
11 carries. 9 amphibious that anywhere else would be called a carrier, but they also bring a few thousand marines. So 20. The US really has 20 aircraft carriers. We have a amazing resource in terms of capital ships. But we need some cheaper escorts so we can actually get places. A multi-billion dollar destroyer that can do everything is just not practical as a workhorse vessel
@@davidpascoe293I’m sorry, did you say the navy’s army? Soooo like are we saying the army’s air force? The air forces navy? The space forces infantry? That’s….odd….but to correct you on the real matter….the US Air Force has the biggest air force in the world….the US navy has the 2nd biggest air force in the world….literally
just please, more a-10. im a scotsman who has loved that aircraft all my life because it feels like the spirit animal of my country, and now the voice is perfect!
I didn’t even serve on one, and I can attest that (aside from a few high strung individuals) the Navy is pretty chill. Just ask the other branches what our fitness levels are 😂
"Look man, we just sit here and watch the planes come and go. Make sure they got their packages for delivery. It's chill." Seems ... pretty accurate to me, also former Navy.
It takes skill to create the right reverberating emotion through time. US military says "12 Days of Christmas," and most people say "nice song, but too repetitive." The people that know however, have a shiver run through them. That shiver, that is the goal.
It was LESS than 100 hours. I was there and I had a watch. Timed it. 96 and a half hours. That's when OUR officers and our administration stopped us. 👍🇺🇸
As an American I feel like most of NATO stays in a perpetual state of wondering "who da fuk pissed off the USA?" And I love it. Also, much love from an American son with Irish heritage. 👍
@@namantherockstarDo you have a smartphone? then you don't need a camera, your phone already has one. That and it will be significantly easier to upload to UA-cam from your phone than from a dedicated camera. Stop begging, start posting, and see if your content is worthy to be on the stage.
Isn't there now a missile in development the aim260 joint strike missile its roughly the size of an aim120 amraam but can shoot at air and ground targets and with f35s f16s f18s f15s and awacs where they can use eachothers radars to guide these things so in theory now an f35 can be a forward aircraft that can just be the guidance to f15ex's absolutely loaded with aim120s or the aim260
Ah the F-35. Gets outskilled by the Gripen in terms of ease of use, turnaround time, all weather capaility, amount of weaponry (For the F-35 internal), Price and maneuverability with the Gripen itself being a better AWACS than the F-35 could ever be with better datalink. Also Meteor, IRIS-T and ASRAAM go woooosh
@@A_Qwynide F-22 - Started with a plan to make a stealth fighter jet. End with Well Whatever the F-22 is today. A wild crazy airborne weapon system that can suddenly decide it forgot how to fly.
Yes, I'm from Texas listening to a man from Colorado stationed in Oklahoma talking about world events in funny voices and laughing my ass off. It's not my fault. My father (an Air Force E8) raised me this way!
As Retired US Navy Serviceman (Aug. 84 - Aug. 14 - Military Police) I approve of the usage of Tommy Chong as the voice of the USS Gerald R. Ford! One CO of a ship I was on had the entire collection of Tommy Chong's movies in the ships onboard video library! 😅
I was actually thinking Tommy Chong makes sense for the Ford because of all the development problems it's had with all the new systems. Launch and recovery systems, ordnance elevators, everything is just way too laid back and trippy to function the way the Department of the Boat People wants it to.
"You know the Navy isn't going to like that" As a former squid who considers all international naval affairs as the world's largest game of "I'm not touching you lol", I do indeed like that. Carry on.
The most effective news ever. This needs to be a show on tv because I’m actually paying attention And have learned above anything .. Don’t touch the boats
As a Canadian with some experience bridging the gaps between Americans and British folk (a diaper = a nappy etc) you get the UK perfectly! The accent, the cracking decorum and the abject bafflement at everything American does is bang on, Buddy! Keep up the good work! PS could you please do a deep dive into Canada’s war crimes? This might be a good time to remind the world just who else runs with the big dogs. 🇨🇦❤🇺🇸❤🇬🇧
The Navy from the view of Marines are the world's most chill Uber driver. That no matter what they pick you up in, there is never enough room for you to be comfortable.
As a magic the gathering nerd, there is a card with the flavor text of “war is an act that determines not who is right, but who is left”, and it’s stuck with me for years. Real “the winners write the history books” energy. Thanks for working that in there!
I love to think about it like some stoner guy came up with the idea: "Dude? What Dude? Dude, what if a big gun... but flight? Dude!!" In relation to the A10
@@bitze865 legend has it, the ginsu hellfire missile variant (sword knife arrow missile) was designed by a stoner who was into hunting, the missile is non-explosive and just before hitting the target it deploys several meter long swords to shred the target. This thing is the American attempt at a "flying gullotine" and has been used extensively to scalp important bad guys with surgical precision.
UK“Unite States, did you just send a second carrier group in there?” U.S “yeah I did, oh wait do you think two is not enough? I have like nine more” 😂 murica baby!
I always thought this guys A-10 immitation was "Dirty Harry the airplane 'do you feel lucky punk!?!?' " and his f-15 was "the grizzled vetran from texas- the airplane" I also thought his f-22 was "batman the airplane, screw loose while defending gotham and he is neurotic because he is fighting to save a city that is already lost; and the villains he is fighting? are shadowy reflections of himself" LOOOOOOOOOOOVE his wholesom moment video and story time with grampa buff video though!
I want a time machine to go back and see the Roman version of you playing with little wooden figures talking about Legions, chariots, invading Britain and clapping Cleopatra’s cheeks
There's another concept that I want to develop into something pithy: "Only the survivors of war get charged with war crimes," and/or "When war gets serious, the rules of war pack up and leave." Sort of corollaries of "It's never a War Crime the first time," but with the context of, "When you're serious or desperate enough, War Crimes start to look like War Doctrines." Maybe that's the one.
except no they dont and every country has been tried for war crimes after ww2 at least once england had dresden massacre and the US had the DEF debacle under eisenhouer. so no youre ass pulling like simple people who like to justify immoral practices from their allies always do.
@@sharktenko267 every country that has experienced a side of any war has dabbled in war crimes. If they were not charged it was because they didn't get caught or they had a better PR team.
As a proud Navy Vet, I whole heartedly approve of the character for the CVN's. I was floating along in CVN-65 when 9/11 happened so I also agree that it's the rabid critters inside the RV that are the dangerous part. The RV is just how we get where we need to go in comfort and style. :) Nothing says "hello" or FAFO better then pulling up in 4.7 Acres of sovereign US territory with more aircraft and weapons that 95% of the other countries.
I think you got the carriers voice half right. When they are on route sailing, totally chill, enjoying the moment, relaxed. When they get on station, preforming operations, should transition to an overworked small town mayor/drill instructor/overloaded parent. How many sailors, aircraft, and secondary surface vessels does a carrier need to coordinate with? So, yeah, super chill, enjoying the down time when possible, super stressed and busy when -it hits the fan.
If you every have to do voices for the SM missiles like the SM-2, SM-3, SM-6, or other surface to air missiles. You should make them act like the aliens from Toy Story, but instead of the claw it’s Aegis selecting them.
I was a below decker on a carrier during OEF and New Dawn. The carrier voice was appropriate. There's more chill at sea, especially with an enemy to hunt. Keeps the Kahki's occupied.
Love it. “Do You think two isn’t enough? I have like 9 more.” One carrier battle group is you peaked our interest and we’re keeping a eye on you, two is if you keep it up things will get real serious real fast.
Really? I haven't heard anything about it in our public media, I know that our government provided free transport to all Poles who wanted to return to Poland and didn`t want to stay in Israel (so it would have to be someone kidnapped earlier, certainly not now)... All those interested have already returned to Poland safely. Where did you hear such information?
Hamas would genuinely stop existing the next day if that happened. And that's without bombing civilians and crying boo hoo, your bombs and planes are useless unless you commit war crimes.
So then please explain how Ukraine took three months and lost 80,000 people we trained to NATO standards using NATO methods and NATO equipment attacking the Russian defensive line and not even making it past the security perimeter ahead of the first real defenses. Also, check the news. Kupyansk. Avdiivka.
A carrier being a stoner makes total sense though because think of it like this they're stoners because they're insane from having to hear the insane shit each aircraft tells them when they just want to vibe on the water
I wish the History Channel would give you a budget to make a history of modern military equipment series for them. Each episode would be about 45 minutes in this format. 😂😂😂
The good thing about a second carrier, if it's utilized properly, is the potential for humanitarian aid. Power gen, water filtration, housing. Alot of lives could be saved by those carriers.
As someone who served 12 years Navy and 7 of em were on sea duty I whole heartedly approve of Ford being Tommy Chong! (Side note I'd love to see you give CG's some love along with the DDG and CVN. They're the modern battleship, while the last few of em are still floating around, and as an air defender I'm sure you'd appreciate the "it flies, it dies" motto)
I seem to remember an AnimarchyHistory video interviewing HLC where they touched on the Aegis system. One of them admitted that the SPY-1 radar and Aegis combat system actually scares them, probably because you can switch it to automatic and blow all those target icons into no shape at all without any further human input.
@@kemarisite Not quite true, there is still human input required as far as track designation. Once the system has no hostile tracks, the system would stop. That was how I spent much of my CIC watches in the Gulf, interrogating unknowns and comms with AWC on possibles. Same thing with CIWS, yes there is an "Auto" function, but there are parameters to prevent auto engagement. Without the "human in the loop" stuff, the system would be engaging every swell and false return that SPY picked up.
"America? Why did you send 2 carrier battelgroups towards Hamas?" "Because its build, its funded and the people on there are in desperate need of some action. But the short answer is, because i can!"
That’s because they are propaganda that feeds into what you want to hear. For example, you don’t want to hear about the fact that Ukrainians trained up to NATO standards and using native equipment with native methods lost 80,000 people over three months. And failed to break out of the Russian outer security pickets That weren’t even meant to be seriously defended. Lazo, don’t want to hear the fact that America has been at war for all but 18 of its gears existing as a country and ever since 1868 America has been constantly at war and American troops have been overseas unceasingly for over a century. The only thing he got right was the stuff about Palestinian terrorists, Andand Iran giving them money.
While I agree with the voice for the Carrier, if you do a 7th Fleet destroyer, I recommend either an overworked, angry soccer mom or a coked-up, worn out, angry version of Sheldon. Especially if they’re an ASW platform.
@@realmenhavelittledogs2661 T-Agos 23 and 21 2014-2019, DDG-89 (Mustin) 2020-2021 (damn homeport shift). 7th Fleet is way more fun than the other in my opinion.
I kinda think of an aircraft carrier as having Cliff Clavin's voice, from Cheers: "Hey, ah, where did you want that mobile Naval Air Station located?" And yes, I know that a Cheers reference means I'm old.
When you eventually have the Iowas make a guest appearance, I want each to have it's own personality. Wisconsin has a temper, Missouri pretends they're still relevant because they haven't accepted they're no longer the center of attention, New Jersey is just a quiet badass, and Iowa is the drunk that shot itself in the foot.
@@CircusJeanie2399 Speak softly and carry a big stick. NJ is badass because she sunk an island, and quiet because she knows she's badass and ain't gotta prove it to nobody.
"Standing up about as well as Steven Hawking" made my fucking ears ring dude holy SHIT. I find it wild as fuck how little most of the internet is talking about Hamas actively hiding in the civilian population though.
Because its old news, its what they do all the time. Its all they can do because they are such weak little losers who know they cant win no matter how hard they crotch thrust towards allah. The last time they started this we had all the stories of hamas snipers in churches and weapon stockpiles under schools being found. Now its just acknowledged as how they always work.
Moral of this video?: *DONT FUCK WITH THE US.* We’re like the Death Corps from Warhammer, except we don’t die (Also, can confirm the A-10 still sounds like a mental patient) Edit: I haven’t played 40k (I don’t have any way to play it *currently* ) so I’m sry if I didn’t use the right analogy. I just chose the Kreigsmen bc they are normal humans who dominate in a galaxy of super-powered beings (or so I’ve come to understand) and I just thought the U.S. is just like that, minus the complete lack of a self-preservation instinct
@@TheOriginalJphyper See the thing is, you're all black airforce energy all the time, about everything. That's what makes you so great at war. It just doesn't translate very well to things that aren't war.
As a Navy IS, I approve of the voice for the carrier. When you’re floating for long enough everything just becomes the motions.
Best sleep I've ever had...
@@namantherockstarGet a real job you made yourself look like a ass hat with that "my parents will buy me a camera" statement get it yourself don't depend on your parents for it, like potato head Biden has said "come on man" 😂😂😂
also Everything is the supposed Brothels, Philippina Mafia, Taco Tuesday MIDRATs is anything But tacos... I mean there is a reason the Carrier being called a city at sea (The Bronx for east Coast, Compton for West Coast)... really, they could do Law & Order: AirLant and it would be a thing... but mostly it would cover the HT's constantly unpluming tampons in the aft pipes and the occasional investigating fan-room follies (cliff hangers being either the Chem-Lit bandit or the Phantom Shitter)...
Retired USN here, the carrier voice is acceptable. 😅
Well, this took off, so I might as well put this. I work at the Naval Aviation Development Center in Fallon, and the team here, pilots and all, love your videos. We’ve got a few F-35 pilots that stop by and love the 22. Keep doing what you’re doing.
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left"
This has become imprinted inside my mind, absurdly accurate.
The only times war did determine who was right was during the American Civil War and World War II. Literally everyone knew who were the bad guys (Confederacy, Nazi Germany etc) in those wars.
And it is who left that determine who was right in the first place
Sounds about right for the Israel-Palestine shit show.
Let the history books reflect ...
@@dracotelumthere's a reason why the victor gets to write the history books.
I actually found it funny at 0:47 with the, "Talk shit behind my back all you want to but I will knock on your door and ask you what the fuck you want."
A-10: Started with a gun, ended up with an aircraft
F-35: Started with a computer, ended up with a flying computer
F-15: Started with a mission, ended up with a different one because the opps were too scared to show up
F-22: Started with a dream, ended up without any enemies, not a single one
damn... I can't add anything better.
B-52:Started with a B-17, ended up with grandpa.
@LordElmo420 Alternatieve.
B-52: Started with a B-17, ended up with the longest active serving aircraft *in the world*.
I could be wrong though feel free to double-check that.
Edit.
I did check and it appears to be older aircrafts still in service. *However* these aircrafts are not the same as the Grandpa Buff.
Like, the oldest fighter still technically in service is the MiG-17, developed in 1952. However we know it does not hold a candle to any other semi-modern aircrafts.
No Grandpa Buff
AC-130: started with a cargo aircraft, ended with the question "so, how many guns can we hang on this thing?"
War dosnt determine who’s right. War determines who’s left 😂😂😂
"War determines whos stronger"
A crackhead i met on the street
@@hassanrizwan6304 lmao
Sad but true in some cases.
Every few weeks the internet provides me with a NEW favorite saying ever!
Israhell are doing genocide
"Who the fuck pissed off the USA?" Everyone, Ireland, everyone🤣
Glad to see a long skit, HLC! May your muse and current events bless you with the ability to make more like it. Free time pending, of course.
Namely Asia
I was wondering when we'd get a mention!
I think someone touched a boat in Panama and the USA is getting flashbacks.
You get a carrier strike group! You get a carrier strike group! Everybody gets American freedom!!
@Tigerfish. Carefull you don't wont the freedom he's talking about
Free freedom
Technically speaking, it's about one carrier strike group / 18 countries. Probably enough honestly.
@@leadheadmike1I don't know, they've had a government they don't like for so long I think some of them might actually want it
BUY ONE CARRIER STRIKE GROUP GET A SECOND ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
"Overkill is underrated"
I abide by this nugget of wisdom as well.
Ain't no kill like Overkill
There is no overkill, there is only open fire and reload.
There is no such thing as overkill. If you are not significantly stinger than your opponent in a war something somewhere has gone HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG
Overkill's problem is it requires a good training program because real world experience is so hard to get. The only real experience you usually get are against opponents who lack understanding, mental capacity and a sense of their own mortality. (teenagers?)
In the wise words of Curtis LeMay - "Use overwhelming military force. Use too much and deliberately use too much; you’ll save lives, not only your own, but the enemy’s too."
As a Sailor, I love the fact you gave the USN carriers the Chong voice.
Also, to quote a certain sci-fi series... Maxim 37: There is no overkill; only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
Do you, too, have a gun that makes an ominous hum?
Maxim 34: If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
55: It's only too many guns if they are pointed in the wrong direction.
Ahhhh… my kind of nerds 😂
I found the Schlock fans. Thanks for reminding me of it, time to go back to reading it
Love peeking behind the scenes at your creativity. Also, it's totally appropriate that the carrier is chill, it's a well-defended ocean-going RV that is constantly taking in the scenery, after all. It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!
Also we kinda want that thing to be chill, considering the sheer terrifying amount of hate and pain it can just suddenly unload on everything within its considerable range. So he's chill.. until he's not.
"Ocean-going RV."... I love that!
Strangely that makes a hell of a lot of sense. He would have to be chill AF cause he's higher than the flight ceiling of what he's carrying so that he dosent loose his goddamn mind!😂
"It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!" Hmm...... not quite. If Carriers could hold F-22's, then that statement would be totally true. How about hyper-active little children?
@@ryanbrochu3336 Carriers can't hold F22s?
America accidentally turning everything into an aircraft is the equivalent of me trying not to play as a Stealth Archer every playthrough in Skyrim. It just happens and I have no idea how, but I like it!
I'm just waiting for "we wanted power armor and ended up with gundams..."
@@zachelkins1229 "How did that happen?" "Well we took Florida Man and sent him to Japan as part of a research collaboration, with half of an unlimited defense budget..."
@@zachelkins1229welp…. The engineer who was behind the real life gundam tourist attraction teamed up with his son and let’s just say….. we are getting machines from the 86 anime. Shits fucking wild.
@nickhilbert9376 the Yokohama one? I've wanted to see it in person ever since I heard about it. Still it is exciting that soon™️ we might have something like even a Zaku or Leo.
My every dark souls, Playthru ending up with a strength, character and heavy armor with a big sword
Buffalo Bill as the F-22 is one of the most amazing characterization decisions I've ever seen. It's magnificent.
I didn’t know it was Buffalo Bill.
First Impression?
Dirty Harry…
An extra 5 minute long HLC video is definitely a special blessing for us all
I love how USA just gave an entire history lesson to the Iran and Iraq there along with him showing off his beautiful air force... *BUT HEY Now where was Grandpa BUFF in that!!*
Sleeping. He needs to rest up before a fight.
Youngsters with F-prefix start the fight. Grandpa Buff ends it.
He's enjoying the cool front that just came through. Probably out fishing in the Red River.
@@FrikInCasualMode Except for Desert Storm. Grandpa Buff started that.
he was airborn with a no coms mission just sucking on his butterscotch waiting for the green light to release his payloads .
"War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left."
There's a level of honesty in all of these I appreciate the hell out of. Even as I wonder how many people might be missing the nuance.
If Hamas keeps up their shenanigans? I'm gonna guess around 2.048 million. ;)
it's got the same kind of energy as the fat electrician's, "I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying it happened"
“Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me” gets me every time
Yeah, he’s frustrated and ahead of his time.
Remember everyone: *_IT’S NOT A WARCRIME THE FIRST TIME…_*
there is going to be plenty of warheads on foreheads soon enough
Canada remembers.
Quack
the fat electrician guy has great content as does our guy here HLC!!
It hasn't been the first time for Israel in quite a few decades now, bud. They've literally been low key either removing Palestinians from their own homes in favour of illegal settlements or outright killing them almost since the word go.
When you have more aircraft carriers than the world. You can park a bigger airforce than most countries have off the nearest beach.
Doesn't one carrier group house a larger air wing than like 80% of the worlds countries individually?
11 carries. 9 amphibious that anywhere else would be called a carrier, but they also bring a few thousand marines.
So 20. The US really has 20 aircraft carriers. We have a amazing resource in terms of capital ships.
But we need some cheaper escorts so we can actually get places. A multi-billion dollar destroyer that can do everything is just not practical as a workhorse vessel
The Navy’s army has one of the most powerful air forces in the world.
It's the USA's biggest "Fuck off".
@@davidpascoe293I’m sorry, did you say the navy’s army? Soooo like are we saying the army’s air force? The air forces navy? The space forces infantry? That’s….odd….but to correct you on the real matter….the US Air Force has the biggest air force in the world….the US navy has the 2nd biggest air force in the world….literally
just please, more a-10. im a scotsman who has loved that aircraft all my life because it feels like the spirit animal of my country, and now the voice is perfect!
As former Navy, I approve of your choice. Keep him nice and relaxed even as he is delivering death.
he's just there for the pew pew birds to take flight and land on, most chill ship in the whole navy
When the navy gets unchill, they delete islands.
Yep. My paternal grandpa served on an LST during WWII. Had a temper, being Irish and all, but was generally pretty chill.
I didn’t even serve on one, and I can attest that (aside from a few high strung individuals) the Navy is pretty chill. Just ask the other branches what our fitness levels are 😂
"Look man, we just sit here and watch the planes come and go. Make sure they got their packages for delivery. It's chill."
Seems ... pretty accurate to me, also former Navy.
Overkill is an underappreciated art form. Anyone can kill, it takes talent to leave a scar on history
This needs to be on a shirt.
Found the Canadian.
It takes skill to create the right reverberating emotion through time. US military says "12 Days of Christmas," and most people say "nice song, but too repetitive." The people that know however, have a shiver run through them. That shiver, that is the goal.
There's no kill like overkill - US military doctrine since 1941
Over kill is better than under dead
It was LESS than 100 hours. I was there and I had a watch. Timed it. 96 and a half hours. That's when OUR officers and our administration stopped us. 👍🇺🇸
As an Irish Man, we appreciate & approve the accent 🫡👏🏻🙏🏻🇮🇪🍀 Also thank you for talking facts and truth.
I'm surprised y'all can still distinguish a man from a woman. Good for you.
How do you feel about potatoes?
@namantherockstar yeah I don't give anything to beggars not even mercy
As an American I feel like most of NATO stays in a perpetual state of wondering "who da fuk pissed off the USA?" And I love it. Also, much love from an American son with Irish heritage. 👍
@@namantherockstar Professional Cameras don't mean much in comparison to a computer with the right specs and recording software.
As a F22 fearing, Buff loving American. I approve this message. 🏠🍬🇺🇲
“In the year 3000, it’ll be me, Kieth Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, the 1911 and the Browning .50!”
The Buff lives forever
@@KandrishaPlays Buff puts the "Good Old" in Good Old Boy lol
"War doesn't determine who's right. It determines who's left."
That is so cold, so hard, and so true.
Ahh the F-35. The AWACS that you can’t shoot at until it has already shot at you. Nice
And half an EA-18G Growler.
@@namantherockstarDo you have a smartphone? then you don't need a camera, your phone already has one. That and it will be significantly easier to upload to UA-cam from your phone than from a dedicated camera.
Stop begging, start posting, and see if your content is worthy to be on the stage.
Isn't there now a missile in development the aim260 joint strike missile its roughly the size of an aim120 amraam but can shoot at air and ground targets and with f35s f16s f18s f15s and awacs where they can use eachothers radars to guide these things so in theory now an f35 can be a forward aircraft that can just be the guidance to f15ex's absolutely loaded with aim120s or the aim260
Ah the F-35. Gets outskilled by the Gripen in terms of ease of use, turnaround time, all weather capaility, amount of weaponry (For the F-35 internal), Price and maneuverability with the Gripen itself being a better AWACS than the F-35 could ever be with better datalink.
Also Meteor, IRIS-T and ASRAAM go woooosh
@@nathanpearson6762I'm just waiting for grandpa Buff to roll up, dump a few tons of missiles, and let the F35 figure out what to do with them.
Epic episode!!! "Started with a gun...ended with an aircraft....started with a computer...ended with an aircraft.."😂
"F22 - started with an aircraft, ended up with... *that* - you know what I'm talking about, you've seen him"
American planes are just evolutions of things that can kill you already
@@A_Qwynide yeah....that...😆
Nice one brohem
@@A_Qwynide i'd love to know with what they started for that...
@@A_Qwynide F-22 - Started with a plan to make a stealth fighter jet. End with Well Whatever the F-22 is today. A wild crazy airborne weapon system that can suddenly decide it forgot how to fly.
"War doesnt decide whos right, whos left does and im still standing after 200 years" is movie level badass of a line
"Talk shit about me behind my back all you want to, but I will knock on your door and ask what the fuck you want" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯 fuggin love it
You know the Navy is not going to like this?
The Navy is going to love that.
"The Navy is not going to like this..."
Tommy Chong channeling The Dude "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uhh, your opinion, man."
Can we all just appreciate the pure comedy gold that takes place is all these videos . Great work brother 👏
Yes, I'm from Texas listening to a man from Colorado stationed in Oklahoma talking about world events in funny voices and laughing my ass off. It's not my fault. My father (an Air Force E8) raised me this way!
Nah, guy's just funny.
Same
This is the way.
I too am a Texan laughing my ass off at the funny voices.
Coloradan enjoying the work of another Coloradan
As Retired US Navy Serviceman (Aug. 84 - Aug. 14 - Military Police) I approve of the usage of Tommy Chong as the voice of the USS Gerald R. Ford! One CO of a ship I was on had the entire collection of Tommy Chong's movies in the ships onboard video library! 😅
Imo chong's voice would go better with a carrier from the 60s like the nimitz's or enterprise.
I was actually thinking Tommy Chong makes sense for the Ford because of all the development problems it's had with all the new systems. Launch and recovery systems, ordnance elevators, everything is just way too laid back and trippy to function the way the Department of the Boat People wants it to.
I just figured it was the voice chosen, because the guy it's named after was kinda dumb.
Great vid as always. As a former F-16 crew chief i appove of the lawn dart's voice. Gives off a Ryan Reynolds vibe.
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
Holy shit...😦
No saying has been more true especially in WW1 WW2 and the cold war and nowadays.
@@noonespecial9704even more so before that!
That’s right up there with “Might doesn’t make right, Might makes is”.
well...its true..
Bertrand Russell
"You know the Navy isn't going to like that"
As a former squid who considers all international naval affairs as the world's largest game of "I'm not touching you lol", I do indeed like that. Carry on.
"But I'm not touching you, I'm just here, floating, waiting." "Waiting for what?" "I dont know, but we'll find out."
Lmfao
The most effective news ever. This needs to be a show on tv because I’m actually paying attention
And have learned above anything .. Don’t touch the boats
As a Canadian with some experience bridging the gaps between Americans and British folk (a diaper = a nappy etc) you get the UK perfectly! The accent, the cracking decorum and the abject bafflement at everything American does is bang on, Buddy! Keep up the good work!
PS could you please do a deep dive into Canada’s war crimes? This might be a good time to remind the world just who else runs with the big dogs. 🇨🇦❤🇺🇸❤🇬🇧
That's just the Geneva Suggestions. Lol
It's not a war crime the first time, and the winners decide who actually committed war crimes.
If Canada would stop catching that extremism from the right wing crazies from the US, I'd be a lot more comfortable with Canada's war criming
Y'all is scarry when y'all want to be.
@@baseballjustin5Nah, it's the Geneva Checklist. Canada's itching to hit all the new items added in 1949😂
The Navy from the view of Marines are the world's most chill Uber driver. That no matter what they pick you up in, there is never enough room for you to be comfortable.
Maybe so,,,, but most marines will admit a ship rack and chow are far better then being in barracks.
@@peteparker7396Been on an MEU before. 100% correct.
@peteparker7396 not to mention without their Uber fleet, it's a really long swim for the marines to get to where they're going.
@@norahc.Didn't Perun make a joke in one of his videos about the USMC needing the Navy until they develop the ability to swim across the Pacific?
@kemarisite he did but he's not the first
As a magic the gathering nerd, there is a card with the flavor text of “war is an act that determines not who is right, but who is left”, and it’s stuck with me for years. Real “the winners write the history books” energy. Thanks for working that in there!
We started with a computer, ended with an aircraft is quite possibly the best description of the F-35 I've ever heard
I love to think about it like some stoner guy came up with the idea: "Dude? What Dude? Dude, what if a big gun... but flight? Dude!!"
In relation to the A10
@@bitze865 you might be more right on that than you think, I'd have enjoyed witnessing that "brain storming" session
@@bitze865 legend has it, the ginsu hellfire missile variant (sword knife arrow missile) was designed by a stoner who was into hunting, the missile is non-explosive and just before hitting the target it deploys several meter long swords to shred the target. This thing is the American attempt at a "flying gullotine" and has been used extensively to scalp important bad guys with surgical precision.
WE WANT MORE LONG VIDEOS LIKE THIS!!!
...Or atleast I do. Love the series and the character development, its all on branded fucking point!
No no we all agree with you.
The Air Craft would be pretty chill. The swarm it’s holding and all the escort vessels around it are what’s amped and ready to shred.
"we'll go fisty cuffs and deal with this like real men"
-Hamas left the chat
Funny AF comment lol!😂
They ain’t got a real man amongst their ranks to begin with
@@BlandSpagetti 💯% facts!
*Sabaton - In the Name of God begins playing in the background*
@@BlandSpagettiThere isn’t a single real man amongst the jihadists, we send em to hell either way though so their fate is always the same.
UK“Unite States, did you just send a second carrier group in there?”
U.S “yeah I did, oh wait do you think two is not enough? I have like nine more” 😂 murica baby!
Poland: Article 5?
More like 20 if we include the amphibious assault ships that are still bigger than most regular carriers
I always thought this guys A-10 immitation was "Dirty Harry the airplane 'do you feel lucky punk!?!?' " and his f-15 was "the grizzled vetran from texas- the airplane" I also thought his f-22 was "batman the airplane, screw loose while defending gotham and he is neurotic because he is fighting to save a city that is already lost; and the villains he is fighting? are shadowy reflections of himself" LOOOOOOOOOOOVE his wholesom moment video and story time with grampa buff video though!
I want a time machine to go back and see the Roman version of you playing with little wooden figures talking about Legions, chariots, invading Britain and clapping Cleopatra’s cheeks
oml lmao imagine that
"Would you phalanx me?
I'd phalanx me."
Then he would have to despise Judea instead of defending it.
@@ElyArts OMG!!😂😂 that was brilliant!!
@@ElyArtsFreaking awesome.
"Overkill is underrated" considering what happens when we leave countries standing I approve this message
There's another concept that I want to develop into something pithy: "Only the survivors of war get charged with war crimes," and/or "When war gets serious, the rules of war pack up and leave."
Sort of corollaries of "It's never a War Crime the first time," but with the context of, "When you're serious or desperate enough, War Crimes start to look like War Doctrines." Maybe that's the one.
I’m not so sure about the first one, but the second one is definitely a keeper.
"The treaties calling certain actions war crimes aren't there to protect me, they are there to protect you. Break them at your own risk"
yeah no, rules of engagement still apply, and israel has still committed war crimes over the last 50+ years
except no they dont and every country has been tried for war crimes after ww2 at least once england had dresden massacre and the US had the DEF debacle under eisenhouer. so no youre ass pulling like simple people who like to justify immoral practices from their allies always do.
@@sharktenko267 every country that has experienced a side of any war has dabbled in war crimes. If they were not charged it was because they didn't get caught or they had a better PR team.
As a proud Navy Vet, I whole heartedly approve of the character for the CVN's. I was floating along in CVN-65 when 9/11 happened so I also agree that it's the rabid critters inside the RV that are the dangerous part. The RV is just how we get where we need to go in comfort and style. :) Nothing says "hello" or FAFO better then pulling up in 4.7 Acres of sovereign US territory with more aircraft and weapons that 95% of the other countries.
The Big E was one of a kind; at least 35,000 lbs of her steel is being used to build her Ford Class successor.
@@digitalrailroader that and the portholes from CV-6’s captain’s cabin are being installed in CVN-80.
I think you got the carriers voice half right. When they are on route sailing, totally chill, enjoying the moment, relaxed. When they get on station, preforming operations, should transition to an overworked small town mayor/drill instructor/overloaded parent. How many sailors, aircraft, and secondary surface vessels does a carrier need to coordinate with?
So, yeah, super chill, enjoying the down time when possible, super stressed and busy when -it hits the fan.
If i had to guess, the numbers have to be approaching like 300 and 400 just to get the planes ready
It goes from a chill 5 star holiday resort to organise chaos in 10 seconds. 😂
From "Motion of the Ocean" to "We All Lift Together"
I mean.... After Russia got froggy with Ukraine, "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" was playing in several ready rooms.
Like when grandpa Buff told the F-35 to sit down and shut up when the 35 said he wasn't gonna listen to a fossil
If you every have to do voices for the SM missiles like the SM-2, SM-3, SM-6, or other surface to air missiles. You should make them act like the aliens from Toy Story, but instead of the claw it’s Aegis selecting them.
I was a below decker on a carrier during OEF and New Dawn. The carrier voice was appropriate. There's more chill at sea, especially with an enemy to hunt. Keeps the Kahki's occupied.
Love it. “Do You think two isn’t enough? I have like 9 more.” One carrier battle group is you peaked our interest and we’re keeping a eye on you, two is if you keep it up things will get real serious real fast.
What's Three, "You are now a crater"? I thought that was battleships.
@@Chokah ... one must wonder what all 11 would be. Yikes.
@@SuperGuykothe entire carrier group is when you really fvked around say playing with nukes and stuff
I do believe there is a MEU over there as well, so depending on how you count carriers....
@@zwinmar21 it’s a light carrier. I mean it does have firepower but not as much as a carrier strike group
Aircraft Carriers ARE sorta chill. And they got plane babies to take care of. Proud parents.
You know... Hamas did apparently kidnap a Polish guy
Some GROM operatives running past US with rifles while chanting "ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5!"
Really? I haven't heard anything about it in our public media, I know that our government provided free transport to all Poles who wanted to return to Poland and didn`t want to stay in Israel (so it would have to be someone kidnapped earlier, certainly not now)... All those interested have already returned to Poland safely.
Where did you hear such information?
Hamas would genuinely stop existing the next day if that happened.
And that's without bombing civilians and crying boo hoo, your bombs and planes are useless unless you commit war crimes.
@@AmiRa-wj9jt Saw something on a news site, the man in question is Alex Dancyg I think? He was kidnapped during the initial attack.
If GROM is on it then US Navy will enjoy the show from safe distance
@@brylozketrzynplease inform me what grom is
US in actual news: *too formal, too official, too boring*
US in a Linecrosser video: *wise ass war crimal with no fucks to give*
That’s the difference between the press secretary and a U.S. service member.
Remember if nobody survive this doesn't count as war crime
Bruh this is the LONGEST video you've made! Well done
So then please explain how Ukraine took three months and lost 80,000 people we trained to NATO standards using NATO methods and NATO equipment attacking the Russian defensive line and not even making it past the security perimeter ahead of the first real defenses.
Also, check the news. Kupyansk. Avdiivka.
Five bloody minutes of pure comedy and facts i love it! greetings from germany
“Standing up as good as Stephen Hawking.” 😂 also the “not the brain part, the body part” was absolutely hilarious 😂
I had to pause it. One of the best lines of the century.
If the mans body functioned as well as his mind, he could probably have cured himself of cancer.
Add in the fact that Hawking is now dead, this insult has even more layers
@@sonar357 like ogres and onions
@@GearGuardianGaming probably
Carriers might need chill dad and chaotic mum energy. Everything is chill until their babies start flying then out comes chaotic mum.
A carrier being a stoner makes total sense though because think of it like this they're stoners because they're insane from having to hear the insane shit each aircraft tells them when they just want to vibe on the water
nah...the radiation turned them, into ghouls... brains have left the chat.
They're there to... dematerialize stuff.
A 5 minute skit!!!! With the F-22 cameo as well. Amazing job
3:49 _would you intercept me? I’d intercept me._ Lol never gets old.
I'm watching this while in the middle of the ocean. What a time to be alive.
The truest thing in this video is "War does not decide who is right, war decides who is left", for better or worse, that is facts.
F-16 kinda sounds like Ryan Reynolds XD
Both my grandfathers were sailors (one WWII, the other Vietnam), and I’d like to think both would appreciate the humor of this video. Well done.
Agreed, my great Pop Pop served as a shipmate in World War II, all the way through it. If he was still here, he’d be laughing his ass off probably
Well, we appreciate them.
I wish the History Channel would give you a budget to make a history of modern military equipment series for them. Each episode would be about 45 minutes in this format. 😂😂😂
I'd buy that
Oh Fuck Yes, I would watch the shit out of that
Mail Call 2.0!!! I'm there!!!❤❤
we need to make this happen!
It'd be the first time they had anything worth watching since they stopped doing Modern Marvels and other solid series.
The good thing about a second carrier, if it's utilized properly, is the potential for humanitarian aid. Power gen, water filtration, housing.
Alot of lives could be saved by those carriers.
"we dont fear Americans"
*Uncle Sam has entered the chat*
Like that simpsons meme:
Iran: "I don't fear Americans"
Kuwait: "Is that 2 destroyers and a couple of Intruders?"
Iran: "Ahhh! Where!?"
And immediately after he enters the chat there's nothing left of the others but a vapor trail as they leave.
As someone once said, "There's no overkill in the ARMY, there's "Open fire!" and "I need to reload!"
2:33 OHOHO😂 “you personally are standing up about as good as Stephen Hawking”
As someone who served 12 years Navy and 7 of em were on sea duty I whole heartedly approve of Ford being Tommy Chong! (Side note I'd love to see you give CG's some love along with the DDG and CVN. They're the modern battleship, while the last few of em are still floating around, and as an air defender I'm sure you'd appreciate the "it flies, it dies" motto)
Tico's were just Spru-cans with the AEGIS suite and a new top deck. Just glorified carrier plane guards.... Spoken from a DDG sailor.
I seem to remember an AnimarchyHistory video interviewing HLC where they touched on the Aegis system. One of them admitted that the SPY-1 radar and Aegis combat system actually scares them, probably because you can switch it to automatic and blow all those target icons into no shape at all without any further human input.
@@kemarisite Not quite true, there is still human input required as far as track designation. Once the system has no hostile tracks, the system would stop. That was how I spent much of my CIC watches in the Gulf, interrogating unknowns and comms with AWC on possibles. Same thing with CIWS, yes there is an "Auto" function, but there are parameters to prevent auto engagement. Without the "human in the loop" stuff, the system would be engaging every swell and false return that SPY picked up.
"America? Why did you send 2 carrier battelgroups towards Hamas?"
"Because its build, its funded and the people on there are in desperate need of some action. But the short answer is, because i can!"
Hamas is soon to go by way of The Wagner Group. All while the west is being saturated with priceless, combat proven, Intel.
Why did we send two carriers? Because we didn't send THREE.
Why did we send 2? Because theirs already to many other ships and subs choking the area up.
We only sent 2 because you can only put so many battle groups in the mediterranian sea
@@GearGuardianGaming America turning the med into naval bumber cars and blocking the suez that way xD
Please keep making these videos. They make me feel so much better about the crap the world is in right now.
That’s because they are propaganda that feeds into what you want to hear.
For example, you don’t want to hear about the fact that Ukrainians trained up to NATO standards and using native equipment with native methods lost 80,000 people over three months. And failed to break out of the Russian outer security pickets That weren’t even meant to be seriously defended.
Lazo, don’t want to hear the fact that America has been at war for all but 18 of its gears existing as a country and ever since 1868 America has been constantly at war and American troops have been overseas unceasingly for over a century.
The only thing he got right was the stuff about Palestinian terrorists, Andand Iran giving them money.
Damn a 5 minute video?? What did we do to deserve this kind treat??
Thank you! ❤❤❤❤
While I agree with the voice for the Carrier, if you do a 7th Fleet destroyer, I recommend either an overworked, angry soccer mom or a coked-up, worn out, angry version of Sheldon. Especially if they’re an ASW platform.
Popeye after he has eaten his spinach
Holy shit that’s spot on!!! 😂😂😂 just add surly Chief with his well used well seasoned coffee cup and you got it!
COMDESRON 15 has entered the chat!! My dude, what years were you in Yoko and what was your boat? I was DDG-56 (McCain) 98-02.
@@peteparker7396 You wanna see a Chief get really mad.... wash out his "well seasoned" coffee cup, ha ha ha
@@realmenhavelittledogs2661 T-Agos 23 and 21 2014-2019, DDG-89 (Mustin) 2020-2021 (damn homeport shift). 7th Fleet is way more fun than the other in my opinion.
As a former Navy OS, I, too, can confirm that that is the exact energy on a Aircraft Carrier
"because overkill is underrated"
“War doesn’t determine who’s right, War determines who’s left”
Nice
Great, longer content and still works well.
Situations explained in under 5 minutes
That 4 digit armored vehicles part got a spit take outta me
That voice is appreciated by the navy a whole lot more than that other one, if y'know what I mean. HeY BoYs!
"no quite kill like over kill." - Grandpa Buff.
I kinda think of an aircraft carrier as having Cliff Clavin's voice, from Cheers: "Hey, ah, where did you want that mobile Naval Air Station located?" And yes, I know that a Cheers reference means I'm old.
Norm!
Then I’m just as old. I can see Cliff being a voice. I’d also like to see someone from the A-Team. B.A. or Murdoch would be cool.
The navy voice sounds about right. As someone who was in the navy we're pretty much all dead inside so sounds about right
When you eventually have the Iowas make a guest appearance, I want each to have it's own personality. Wisconsin has a temper, Missouri pretends they're still relevant because they haven't accepted they're no longer the center of attention, New Jersey is just a quiet badass, and Iowa is the drunk that shot itself in the foot.
I agree 100%
@@thejerk4478 Still can't get over that time she blew her turret gun huh? :P
I don't think there would be anything quiet about the ship that sunk an entire fucking island.
@@CircusJeanie2399 Speak softly and carry a big stick. NJ is badass because she sunk an island, and quiet because she knows she's badass and ain't gotta prove it to nobody.
Wisconsin doesn't really have a temper. We are always drunk so it only appears we are angry; it's the Midwest drunken slur. 😂
Overkill is just making sure you don't have to do the job twice.
"To whom it may concern:
At 75 rounds a second."
War doesn't determine whose right; it determines who is left. Truer words have never been spoken.
"War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left."
DAYUMN
"Standing up about as well as Steven Hawking" made my fucking ears ring dude holy SHIT.
I find it wild as fuck how little most of the internet is talking about Hamas actively hiding in the civilian population though.
Because its old news, its what they do all the time. Its all they can do because they are such weak little losers who know they cant win no matter how hard they crotch thrust towards allah. The last time they started this we had all the stories of hamas snipers in churches and weapon stockpiles under schools being found. Now its just acknowledged as how they always work.
Because thats what they always do.
Aircraft carriers are basically starting with a city and building a ship around it. They have a freaking STARBUCKS onboard. Maybe go for New Yorker?
More like starting with a landing strip and building a ship around it
@@Shiftinggers Started with a military base and made it float.
It's amazing how many doors with beards and towels on their heads are talking smack, might need to get the M1014.
5 minutes of HBLC something I didn’t know I needed in life
Moral of this video?: *DONT FUCK WITH THE US.* We’re like the Death Corps from Warhammer, except we don’t die
(Also, can confirm the A-10 still sounds like a mental patient)
Edit: I haven’t played 40k (I don’t have any way to play it *currently* ) so I’m sry if I didn’t use the right analogy. I just chose the Kreigsmen bc they are normal humans who dominate in a galaxy of super-powered beings (or so I’ve come to understand) and I just thought the U.S. is just like that, minus the complete lack of a self-preservation instinct
Sounds like a mental patient? You mean is one?
We all seem like just a bunch of psychotic idiots, but on those occasions when we get our act together, there's no stopping us.
Waaaaghh
The A-10 is what happens when the US tried to get just a little more Dakka.
@@TheOriginalJphyper See the thing is, you're all black airforce energy all the time, about everything. That's what makes you so great at war.
It just doesn't translate very well to things that aren't war.
The carrier is also a bit of a bait and switch. You attack that carrier, you're going to learn what 877 billion of annual defense spending gets you.
Marines sitting off Israel: DAD TURN US LOOSE AND LET US DO WHAT WE DO BEST!
Uncle Sam: "Soon. Soon, my misguided children."
A 10 is probably still my favorite. Not just because it's my favorite aircraft, but because you'd have to be batshit insane to fly one!
"Because Overkill is underrated" - USA
It got me good.