God I wish. Women wearing burkas and in the kitchen making food. Sounds fantastic. Unfortunately the corporations and war machine will never let that happen. Exploiting women is far too lucrative a business model.
I can listen to him rant all day on any topic. Wayyyy more so than his stand up. Rogan same. I don’t think his stand up is good. I honestly think Tim, in this capacity, this is strongsuit. Social commentary
I saw Tim in Sf. He absolutely killed it and openers were fire. Now when listening to this podcast I realized this. He’s not only funny, original but also politically and news relevant. He’s crazy conscious of the effect his words have on the mass conscious. He’s not only navigating being funny… but humor you have to be conscious to catch. Smart humor, with class. Tim will always be my favorite comedian. Protect this man at all costs
Right after Tim's Chicago show I got on the blue line and there was a homeless guy passed out face down in the middle of the crowded subway car full of drunk chicks stepping over him and squawking about random bullshit, all of them unbothered and paying him literally zero mind. That's just life in the big city
That Chicago show fucking rocked. I saw him in Indy a while back and honestly my expectations were kinda low because that show was good but not as good as his podcasting. Glad to be proven wrong though. When the openers killed then he came out dressed like Lori I knew it was going to be awesome and it was. My wife is super liberal but even she loved it.
did this with a cop friend in st lous. it was RIVETING. "thats a crime tech taking evidence from the shooting there last night." "we found a body burned in that dumpster last week" "you should pick up the speed through this section and dont stop at the stop sign"
No they'd get targeted, whether it's rocks getting thrown or bullets I don't think people would enjoy unless if it's like an armored up double decker bus with reinforced glass and like 1 or two guards
@@ilikecinema1234 well that's it would have to be , like in Alaska u go on this massive 6 wheeled vehicle 12 feet high bullet proof glass enclosed and go straight to the polar bears 🐨🐨 and they lean on and stand up on it but perfectly safe 🚬👍😅🥃
Tim Dillon is like that monthly gift box that you just never know whats coming. One week you get a teddy bear and a nice vitamin juice, next week, "oooo a knife and a bottle of liquor. "
This is a moment in time. Imagine telling someone in 1984 that in 2023 a person named Tree will be on CBS as they tell you you can go to the beach. Its gone right off the rails folks XD
It did go off the rails as planned. I wrote a book about America's planned implosion in 2015 called, We Are The American Zombies. It named Bill Gates wanting to vaccinate grandma, race riots, and drugging the public into oblivion.
I really have to thank CBS news for their segment on ecotourism. The fact that there’s this “ocean” and we can go there to cajole turtles into the water was a revelation; typically, me and my family would go to Centralia Pennsylvania every summer and fling spare tires into the mine shaft.
Last episode he played a snuff film of a young teen dying 3 times. This episode he’s laughing at homeless drug addicts. And you think he’s a “social commentator “ hahaha. You’re both worthless pigs.
I wasn’t sure what I was going to do this summer, but thanks to Tree, I now plan to become an unqualified volunteer scientist, stay on designated paths at my local park, and visit various disaster sites across the nation.
Certainly better qualified than Tree. Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a summer for you two, hanging off the side of an oil rig trying to see any surviving dolphins.
Tim doesn't care about the censorship. He's making enough money now to walk away from an audience he hates. When someone tell you who they really are, believe them. We had a good run here, especially during the pandemic.
@@KealGG Pandemic was really a gift, it made many peoplerealise that the New World Order conspiracy theory is not just a theory. Some people really do want to control everything, and think that they can.
"This is where we're at now in the country that the people who are talking about issues of grave importance are themselves completely mentally destroyed" Nails it.
Tim looking like a crypto billionaire who is recording this episode from his independence day alien mothership while overlooking San Francisco about to vaporise the inhabitants if they don't declare him King Pig. 👑🐷💰🚬
I have night terrors every night. When I go to sleep I listen to white noise or Tim Dillion. God bless your heart Timmy for the comfort, as I warpspeed into the universe dissolving!
The New York Times doesnt seem to realize the Totencopf symbol was used long before the Nazi's in various military uniforms. In fact it was often used by the prussian military on their helemts, to show that they would be willing to put their self at stake for the life of the whole community. This symbol was later adapted by the US navy seals into the "punisher skull" based on the Marvel comic character of the same name.
Prices are so ASTRONOMICALLY HIGH in SF and the Bay Area that this needed to happen to drive prices back down and to wake people up on these soft on crime policies.
My 21 year old son took me to your show a few weeks ago in Chicago at the beautiful Chicago theater. We had a great night. Your intro was hilarious. We love you in Indiana❤
Man, I needed this. I needed a way to see things that are so horrific in a way that I could laugh. I've seen videos of Kensington that seem pretty bad, but the state of people, and the number of them, in San Francisco and in the cities across the bay is something else. It is a thing to behold, really. We have the doubled-over zombies like every other metropolitan, but we also have racoons and rats given human form, floating around from garbage can to garbage can, and then sleeping and relieving themselves on the sidewalks.
Used to have dip n dots at the airsoft arena I would go to! Really gave me the tactical advantage I needed! Plus it wouldn’t spill on my naz* patches and cover my tactical ideologies!
Someone has finally given voice to my love for SF. I live 2 hours south, but I love staying in the city or in Oakland for a night to survey the dystopian hellscapes they have become.
He put a rerun on Spotify and said he got 2 strikes on UA-cam but will be back in 90 days when lifted,but may be moving to Twitter and new patron gonna be uploaded soon.... Happy 4th ALL 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 USA
My daughter and I live in Portland Oregon, and when we are bored we go "to the zoo, and check out the animals" which is cruising around downtown Portland or out in the numbers in a place called "Felony Flats" and a place called "Tortilla Flats" to check out the animals
In highschool me and my friends took a road trip from the Quad Cities to Chicago to see homeless people . Saw a bunch bought some fireworks at a stop light from one, seen some guys stripping a car in broad daylight overall great trip. Didn't know we were trend setters until today, thanks Tim!!!!!
Tim is such a saint for sacrificing Father’s Day with his dad and instead spending time with us.
We are all his children today
@@oN3xShOtxkilL 🤯
😂😂😂
Daddy?
but...but he hates his effeminate dad..and his mom (psychiatry)
Tim Dillon is the voice of a generation.
"They wanna make America into Saudi Arabia, but with more pork". Pure gold lol
😂😂😂
God I wish. Women wearing burkas and in the kitchen making food. Sounds fantastic. Unfortunately the corporations and war machine will never let that happen. Exploiting women is far too lucrative a business model.
😂😂😂😂😂
I can listen to him rant all day on any topic. Wayyyy more so than his stand up. Rogan same. I don’t think his stand up is good. I honestly think Tim, in this capacity, this is strongsuit. Social commentary
Wakakakakakaka!
I saw Tim in Sf. He absolutely killed it and openers were fire. Now when listening to this podcast I realized this. He’s not only funny, original but also politically and news relevant. He’s crazy conscious of the effect his words have on the mass conscious. He’s not only navigating being funny… but humor you have to be conscious to catch. Smart humor, with class. Tim will always be my favorite comedian. Protect this man at all costs
My crush until death
The man who has 4 homes but deserves 8 is one of the best parts of my week.
💪
Yes or yes
I thought he had two
8 stunning estates.
He's an asshole. It doesnt mean you shouldn't like him... But no, he doesn't deserve sht.
The sheer JOY that Tim feels at 45:02 when she mentions Disaster Tourism fills my spirit!
Hahahahah best part 😂
Right after Tim's Chicago show I got on the blue line and there was a homeless guy passed out face down in the middle of the crowded subway car full of drunk chicks stepping over him and squawking about random bullshit, all of them unbothered and paying him literally zero mind. That's just life in the big city
Were you able to abscond with a few of the drunk chicks though?
That Chicago show fucking rocked. I saw him in Indy a while back and honestly my expectations were kinda low because that show was good but not as good as his podcasting.
Glad to be proven wrong though. When the openers killed then he came out dressed like Lori I knew it was going to be awesome and it was. My wife is super liberal but even she loved it.
Shit next time give the poor bastard a sandwich 😂
We wish him well
@@JeepinDan.be best.
Another great one. "Why are they manufacturing danger for their sad suburban meaningless lives? Go to the cities we've ruined!"
Imagine being driven around San Fran in a safari bus throwing handfuls of dog food at homeless junkies while taking pictures.
Don’t like this. When the bus goes down the hills, it gives the homeless the high ground on you.
@@Chris.4345 make the bus a double decker?
Lol
That's actually a great idea, I'm stealing it
@@Chris.4345 My tour will have armed security.
Touring rough parts of town like an animal safari is legit a solid business model
As long as it’s armored with bullet proof glass. Fire hoses would be fun too
@@CountryHombre 😅😅😅🤕🔪🗡️👍🥃🚬
did this with a cop friend in st lous. it was RIVETING. "thats a crime tech taking evidence from the shooting there last night." "we found a body burned in that dumpster last week" "you should pick up the speed through this section and dont stop at the stop sign"
No they'd get targeted, whether it's rocks getting thrown or bullets I don't think people would enjoy unless if it's like an armored up double decker bus with reinforced glass and like 1 or two guards
@@ilikecinema1234 well that's it would have to be , like in Alaska u go on this massive 6 wheeled vehicle 12 feet high bullet proof glass enclosed and go straight to the polar bears 🐨🐨 and they lean on and stand up on it but perfectly safe 🚬👍😅🥃
Tim Dillion taking a week off from his fake business is comedy in it’s own self
His sexuality also. 🎉
*its
@@tarico4436 you really got him bro, hope he recovers
@@tarico4436 tits**
@@zachsav3235 we wish him well
Tim Dillon is like that monthly gift box that you just never know whats coming. One week you get a teddy bear and a nice vitamin juice, next week, "oooo a knife and a bottle of liquor. "
Tim's description of drug addiction is so on-point. You're either high or you're anxiety-ridden waiting on your next fix. Binary. 8:30.
Taking the drug isn't even the best part... it's when the guy hits you and says he's ten minutes away. The anticipation.
@@freddieoblivion6122 100%
@@freddieoblivion6122i can finally shit at that point 😂
@@freddieoblivion6122I’m more calm when I have a jar of dabs than I am on the dabs
It's addiction 101
the real problem is people not recognizing this behavior more generally in life
This is a moment in time. Imagine telling someone in 1984 that in 2023 a person named Tree will be on CBS as they tell you you can go to the beach. Its gone right off the rails folks XD
It did go off the rails as planned. I wrote a book about America's planned implosion in 2015 called, We Are The American Zombies. It named Bill Gates wanting to vaccinate grandma, race riots, and drugging the public into oblivion.
The new studio has some infowars vibes and i like it 😂
Tim dillon always looked like the gay son of akex Jones lol.
@@vrilmaxxed exactly what I was thinking lol
I really have to thank CBS news for their segment on ecotourism. The fact that there’s this “ocean” and we can go there to cajole turtles into the water was a revelation; typically, me and my family would go to Centralia Pennsylvania every summer and fling spare tires into the mine shaft.
I am from that area and there is nothing more spot on 😂
many families choose to spray paint dicks all over the abandoned highway
from someone who recently fled the bay area, this made my night. thank you Tim, this was worth the wait. ❤
Left in 2018, best decision ever but it hurts. It was amazing for a good minute in the scheme o things...
Every ad agency should be thrilled to be represted by tim he is a commerical genius
Finally, getting a peak on tim’s real estate hobby what a beautiful skyline penthouse.
And what an underwhelming and bland skyline it is.
I'm scared if Tim Dillon doesn't post an episode tonight... he might wind up on substack after all.
Tim knocking it out of the park yet again, he is one of the best social commentator out there.
Last episode he played a snuff film of a young teen dying 3 times. This episode he’s laughing at homeless drug addicts. And you think he’s a “social commentator “ hahaha. You’re both worthless pigs.
THE Best period
😂
Yeah, Tim is the best period. No shame admitting it.
The best ever
Tim calling the disaster tourism all within one episode is amazing
God bless Tim Dillon
Amen!
@@YESWECANPEACE Amen 🙏
Allah Akbar
God bless Bro Jogan
Stop it you only want his body for perversion.
Alex Jones but with a sense of humour. I am all for it!
I wish Tim well.
Him talking about this submarine next week is gonna be gold
Tim Dillon doing a comedy podcast with RFK Jr would be legendary
I love the idea of the cast of Boys Meet World sharing an Uber to the event-- and one of them is driving.
I wasn’t sure what I was going to do this summer, but thanks to Tree, I now plan to become an unqualified volunteer scientist, stay on designated paths at my local park, and visit various disaster sites across the nation.
You should be a teacher. By your OP you are overqualified
Certainly better qualified than Tree. Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a summer for you two, hanging off the side of an oil rig trying to see any surviving dolphins.
@@andrewfulton3435 better than a cruise.
Tim doesn't care about the censorship. He's making enough money now to walk away from an audience he hates. When someone tell you who they really are, believe them. We had a good run here, especially during the pandemic.
What happened?
@@sigurd3899I think he just said what happened🤣 Timmy doesn’t need us anymore so he’s ghosted us.
@@KealGG Pandemic was really a gift, it made many peoplerealise that the New World Order conspiracy theory is not just a theory. Some people really do want to control everything, and think that they can.
blame it on the cucky patreons
@@KealGGwhat??? What do you even mean 😂 the episodes haven't stopped
I would like to officially commit to a donation pledge of $1 to have Tom Dylan debate Peter Hoetez on the efficacy of vaccines
Damn straight.
I think you meant Paul Hoetez
HA I'll match you but only if it goes to Tim's charity to help the homeless in LA.......I wonder how that's doing anyways lol
You know who else wanted people to debate them for money over controversial topics? Holocaust Deniers in the 70s. Joe Rogan is a literal Nazi! /s
It's Heater Potez
Did Tim’s very last episode get removed by UA-cam? It’s no longer up?? I think it was number 351?
Tim Dillon is playing the God emperor in the Dune sequel!! and I for one am not offended....
"This is where we're at now in the country that the people who are talking about issues of grave importance are themselves completely mentally destroyed" Nails it.
We went from a potential war with China to manscaping. 😂 Brilliant!
It's heartwarming that Tim is showing his Pride with his sunglasses. You go, girl.
Mother is mothering.
Tim is a top and clearly a man's man
Tim looking like a crypto billionaire who is recording this episode from his independence day alien mothership while overlooking San Francisco about to vaporise the inhabitants if they don't declare him King Pig. 👑🐷💰🚬
Kewl Adam...
Lmfao
I want Tim Dillon to host the 2024 Presidential Debates. 🤣 Instantly the greatest moment in TV history.
Thousand dollar shades and a gas station hat is pure Americanna
You watch Fleccas too!
He’s so Lana Del Rey.
Tim speaks the cold hard truth in a nation of gold fish
The new episodes of always sunny are hilarious.
I have night terrors every night. When I go to sleep I listen to white noise or Tim Dillion. God bless your heart Timmy for the comfort, as I warpspeed into the universe dissolving!
Try going to church and ask god to clense your body of demons
@@nickuva6508 I was actually going to ask Gary Busey
The new set proves that Tim is the new Host of Late Night
The New York Times doesnt seem to realize the Totencopf symbol was used long before the Nazi's in various military uniforms. In fact it was often used by the prussian military on their helemts, to show that they would be willing to put their self at stake for the life of the whole community. This symbol was later adapted by the US navy seals into the "punisher skull" based on the Marvel comic character of the same name.
I know it's a matter of taste but this is one of the best podcasts out there bar none.
Agreed 100%
Did the Submarine episode get taken down? Why?
We wish them well
I want Tim Dillon to be President Trump's press secretary, I would be laughing all day.
Lol when he said " now I have to be a scientist to go on vacation?" Died
Prices are so ASTRONOMICALLY HIGH in SF and the Bay Area that this needed to happen to drive prices back down and to wake people up on these soft on crime policies.
The background is the final image from a Russian hellfire missile before it hits LA. Truly inspiring.
Tim is like that friend you go to the baseball with to enjoy a few hot dogs and some good banter! Hits it out of the park Again!
"I'm for hitting women in your own home!" Sent me 😂😂😂
My 21 year old son took me to your show a few weeks ago in Chicago at the beautiful Chicago theater. We had a great night. Your intro was hilarious. We love you in Indiana❤
Love the studio remodel! Looks like a late show set
I miss the 🌵
Saw him on Saturday at Funner, CA, my buddy and I almost died from laughing…my abs were in pain…can’t wait for the next tour!
It’s a real place?
@@QEsposito510 hahaha yeah, it’s a native owned place Rincon tribe or something like that. It was at the Harrah’s Resort in San Diego.
Man, I needed this. I needed a way to see things that are so horrific in a way that I could laugh. I've seen videos of Kensington that seem pretty bad, but the state of people, and the number of them, in San Francisco and in the cities across the bay is something else. It is a thing to behold, really. We have the doubled-over zombies like every other metropolitan, but we also have racoons and rats given human form, floating around from garbage can to garbage can, and then sleeping and relieving themselves on the sidewalks.
" it's a real knife fight out there" -- tim dillon classic
We must protect tim forever , he's a true national treasure
Is he in danger ?
I disagree…He should get taken out John Lennon style
Tim needs one of those white cats that you see at chinese restaurants on the table
A Maneki Neko to bring in the dollars
Growing up in the Bay area we used to drive around San Francisco In high school to see all the craziness it was a great time Tim is right
Saw him in San Diego. He killed it. The outfit was on point too. Hard to look away.
Wheres the next episode pig, I want it now and I want it for free.
Tim really 𝙅𝙚𝙬'𝙙 us down these past couple of weeks...
Life In The Big City.
🌃 🕶️
That's definitely life in the big city 😂
Indeed I never thought I'd live to see the day Alex Jones was the real news. And I'm not even North American.
Used to have dip n dots at the airsoft arena I would go to! Really gave me the tactical advantage I needed! Plus it wouldn’t spill on my naz* patches and cover my tactical ideologies!
Love to see Tim using his glasses to celebrate Pride Month 😂
Definitely the gayest thing about him in this one
Gay comment
@@Earl3333 gay how
😂😂😂
Dude always wears shades ...it's for reason ,search for Casey Neistat episode- why I'm always wear shades
No new episodes? Time to watch Lemon Party with Timmy's old protégé
Tim would be a great leader of a fallen city.
Someone has finally given voice to my love for SF. I live 2 hours south, but I love staying in the city or in Oakland for a night to survey the dystopian hellscapes they have become.
The El Farolito quesadilla reference is the greatest plug in podcast history
He should try the carnitas super burrito from Taqueria Cancun 🌯
eco tourism segment had me absolutely crying
The only sex education a 5 year old needs is to know that the opposite sex has cooties😂
Also Red and Blue make purple
I actually went to Detroit 3 years ago to checkout abandoned buildings. I helped their economy a bit and I enjoyed myself
Tim dillon is a national treasure
Long Island's Best and Brightest!
@@williamgunderson7365 wrong you've forgotten Adolf Hitler's brothers.
@@macknights1911Dale and Fred were real jerks
I love listening to Tim playing over some Lofi. I call it American Decline-Fi and it's very relaxing
This is the funniest episode, upon a like of funny episodes, that he’s ever done 🤣🤣🤣. None stop ACTUAL laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣
The last patreon he did with king kump was amazing .
At 10:47 for about 90 seconds, I couldn’t breathe. “Get on her tight” and the “oh my God” comments in the background had me pissing my pull-up 😂
A friend of mine died from a ball to the head in grade 9 in a mixed game. Even at that young age, boys are much stronger than girls.
He put a rerun on Spotify and said he got 2 strikes on UA-cam but will be back in 90 days when lifted,but may be moving to Twitter and new patron gonna be uploaded soon.... Happy 4th ALL 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 USA
WTF
Loving the new Studio Tim!
My daughter and I live in Portland Oregon, and when we are bored we go "to the zoo, and check out the animals" which is cruising around downtown Portland or out in the numbers in a place called "Felony Flats" and a place called "Tortilla Flats" to check out the animals
I used to live in Philly. Something about being 15 mins away from some of the worst ghettos in the country is a great motivator to stay on track
Happy Father's day to Tim's disappointed Dad.
Born and raised in Flint, appreciate the shout-out and yes I fled as soon as I could around 2015.
I’ve never really heard Tim’s north eastern accent come out until this episode when he said “horra” instead of horror 😂
A part from every-time he says "awl" meaning all
He’s sound like my nana when he’s says horrible lmaooo
That is not a "northeast" accent. That is a Long Island accent.
He says horra in every episode lol it's a whole thing
@@opiebluwsit9751 your mom is a Long Island accent
NEW PODCASTS EVERY SATURDAY HUH
This podcast is the only thing giving me hope
In highschool me and my friends took a road trip from the Quad Cities to Chicago to see homeless people . Saw a bunch bought some fireworks at a stop light from one, seen some guys stripping a car in broad daylight overall great trip. Didn't know we were trend setters until today, thanks Tim!!!!!
The reflection in his glasses makes it so much better
Can’t wait for the biggest book to be launched since “Spare”.
Nice to know all my camping trips were actually just ecotourism.
Tim being VERY KIND to flint calling their motels "hotels"
Mobile homes mixed in between a church and a scrap auto parts yard.
Hostela are the best flint hotels
Can't wait for Tim's take on the Titanic "submarine" fuck up 😂
HATE TO BE ABSOLUTELY OBLIGATED TO LISTEN TO OLD CONTENT OF YOURS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIMMY BOY?
He's truth telling, it's called realism.
If you're wondering Tree's last name, Meinch, is a Japanese word for ground meat or sausage... Very fitting,I'm wondering if Tree did that on purpose.
Love the show!! Watch it every week.. thanks
Tim brought down the house in Chicago! Spot on cosplay of Batman villian and former mayor Lori Lightfoot!
I laughed so hard he killed lol and that was how he opened
Tim said "horror" in his LI accent within 2 minutes, it's gonna be a good one.
Tim, get Tom Hanks and Kristen Stewart on the podcast. Ask them about the illuminati and Twilight.
Ask Hanks about Isaac Kappy you mean.
Ask Mel Gibson about the jews
😄💙💙😄😄
Ask Derek Chauvin about patrisse cullors(BLM) mansions
@@livingter5079 Why? We know all we need to know.
Dictionaries are changing the definition of "fun", because of Tim. Love the great changes Tim is bringing to the crumbling empire. Classic.