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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @liveactionlink8736
    @liveactionlink8736 6 років тому +5859

    That dude can't even complete a simple 4 piece puzzle. I highly doubt he could figure out how to create a worm hole

    • @gojeffygo1066
      @gojeffygo1066 6 років тому +102

      I know right?

    • @tatman8000
      @tatman8000 6 років тому +49

      Damn nice burn

    • @DepressedLemur9
      @DepressedLemur9 6 років тому +2

      lol

    • @sentel140
      @sentel140 6 років тому +2

      LiveAction Link lol

    • @TehNewV
      @TehNewV 6 років тому +18

      Or you could view it as a puzzle with pieces missing, say a 3x3 puzzle of 9 pieces or more.

  • @takethef
    @takethef 6 років тому +471

    I blasted 420.69 Hz out of my laptop speakers and a homunculus appeared in my room. He says he's from Sedona, though. I guess I did *some* things right, right?

    • @EntropyKC
      @EntropyKC 6 років тому +16

      Try going to Sedona and see if you can get a portal to that idiot's apartment

    • @LughSummerson
      @LughSummerson 6 років тому +32

      Whatever you do, don't ask him a third question.

    • @paulwebb2078
      @paulwebb2078 6 років тому +8

      I tried 525 Hz and a weird kid with a deformed head named David appeared.

    • @beasttank5929
      @beasttank5929 5 років тому +5

      I saw the flat earth at 600 Hz

    • @channel5980
      @channel5980 4 роки тому

      Nice

  • @sethc4758
    @sethc4758 3 роки тому +2003

    i was just in Sedona last month, crazy thing is i actually saw a portal into this dudes bedroom

    • @hi12235
      @hi12235 3 роки тому +71

      Same. Was he wearing a red shirt, just to make sure we are talking about the same dudes portal.

    • @penciloctopus2235
      @penciloctopus2235 3 роки тому +47

      @@hi12235 I don't think he wore a red shirt when I saw him, he was sitting there in a blue shirt eating an orange.

    • @gni3128
      @gni3128 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @LukeSumIpsePatremTe
      @LukeSumIpsePatremTe 3 роки тому +38

      @@penciloctopus2235
      I think you just saw the portal to my mom's garage

    • @laserbean00001
      @laserbean00001 3 роки тому +26

      It's true, I was the portal.

  • @marcusg.2910
    @marcusg.2910 3 роки тому +4140

    I remember 2017 being something everyone on the internet hated but I can't remember what the hell happened since 2020 overshadowed it

    • @MagnsATK98
      @MagnsATK98 3 роки тому +352

      I would gladly have another 2017 at this point lol

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 3 роки тому +295

      I thought 2016 was the hated year of the internet before 2020

    • @achaeanmapping4408
      @achaeanmapping4408 3 роки тому +440

      @@MyHandleIsAplaceholder ever since 2016 everyone has been saying that the previous year was the worst year

    • @DontTouchMyCroissant
      @DontTouchMyCroissant 3 роки тому +79

      And 2018 happened. And 2019. They were all terrible.

    • @bluebolt1844
      @bluebolt1844 3 роки тому +187

      @@DontTouchMyCroissant 2019 was nice. Cringe, undoubtedly, but everyone's heart seemed to be in the right place that year. People were willing to have goofy fun without being overly cynical.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 5 років тому +2788

    “Blyat!”
    _smashes with notebook_
    That shit got me dying

    • @nunziocastellano1160
      @nunziocastellano1160 5 років тому +8

      You do know what that means right?

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 5 років тому +80

      @@nunziocastellano1160 Yes. Why wouldn't I?

    • @V_Deity
      @V_Deity 5 років тому +27

      Yeah didn't the bible was a fucking "notebook"

    • @icarusmakarov9365
      @icarusmakarov9365 5 років тому +159

      @@V_Deity It was a chinese-russian dictionary

    • @brendaajamu7152
      @brendaajamu7152 5 років тому +2

      @Schrödinger's Theory lol

  • @Hopeyfish
    @Hopeyfish 5 років тому +2300

    *"How dare you make us wait for free things that you make for free?!?"*

    • @yardfowl3149
      @yardfowl3149 5 років тому +34

      i busted a gut laughing when he said that :D

    • @acooldude3164
      @acooldude3164 5 років тому +4

      Best line.

    • @lqu
      @lqu 5 років тому +9

      People when they realise they'd been duped into making communism a thing.

    • @PhishyBongwaters
      @PhishyBongwaters 4 роки тому +2

      I spit coffee all over my desk when that went by, I love this guy

    • @bachlamtung5131
      @bachlamtung5131 4 роки тому +2

      please tell me what the name of the channel is

  • @Droggelbecherbot
    @Droggelbecherbot 4 роки тому +10259

    "Do you really want another 2017?"
    Me, sitting here in 2020, crying: "Yes, oh god yes! Please just let me go back!"

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 4 роки тому +600

      And this comment was even before coronavirus got worldwide...

    • @MayPastel
      @MayPastel 4 роки тому +156

      I would do anything to go back to 2017.

    • @JordanBeagle
      @JordanBeagle 4 роки тому +106

      Funny enough my 2017 was actually worse than my 2020 so far

    • @kidchiko9435
      @kidchiko9435 4 роки тому +41

      I was just about to post the same thing

    • @goog-p7p
      @goog-p7p 4 роки тому +91

      2017 seems so archaic to me that my brain recognizes it as nonexistant. 2017 never happened.

  • @leiladekwatro3147
    @leiladekwatro3147 3 роки тому +485

    Imagine feeling emotionally lost and going on a spiritual journey to find yourself out in Sedona and you just open a portal to some fuck's bedroom

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump 6 років тому +4674

    Holy shit this video is amazing

    • @blastback27
      @blastback27 6 років тому +11

      ikr

    • @random_guy1572
      @random_guy1572 6 років тому +13

      Its sad that this comment doesnt have alot of comments because you have over 400,000 subscribers and millions of views.
      I feel like this comment should have more comments. Btw nice videos I love them :)

    • @tf3confirmedbuthv54
      @tf3confirmedbuthv54 6 років тому +4

      Fuck you, need more likes boyo

    • @cavegamer5989
      @cavegamer5989 6 років тому +14

      Hey look it's my other favorite UA-camr!

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 6 років тому +6

      UpIsNotJump dude hahaha what chu doing here

  • @LeoElso
    @LeoElso 6 років тому +849

    I love how you take an obviously fake video, and still make it interesting to debunk- and THEN, you add MORE research on top, and a new argumentation on top of it! You're not content with a simple debunk, you're pushing as far as you can. I find this very inspiring. Absolute quality content not just because you're naturally entertaining, but also because you work your ass off and respect your audience, and yourself!

    • @xXEpicOwnageXx
      @xXEpicOwnageXx 6 років тому +18

      Completely agree. Very well said.

    • @dougodud
      @dougodud 6 років тому

      LeoElso 400th like :3

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 4 роки тому

      He single-handedly madr it impossible for me to enjoy ARGs

  • @crummockiphail9720
    @crummockiphail9720 6 років тому +3022

    I don't know what your guys' problem is, but I tried the portal thing and it worked. Opens right up to a Chipotle in Albuquerque, I just reach my hand in and steal free guac, it's pretty dope.

    • @Rebuswind
      @Rebuswind 6 років тому +160

      If this comment was not under Captain D's video...I bet you money that some one will actually believe you for real and try for themselves...

    • @AmaranthOriginal
      @AmaranthOriginal 6 років тому +41

      People can't get it to work because they're within the sphere of influence f a Balderhaz cube.

    • @danniespears5035
      @danniespears5035 6 років тому +2

      Crummock iPhail you have a

    • @danniespears5035
      @danniespears5035 6 років тому +3

      Rebuswind how you doing are you drinking tonight I wish I was

    • @megaton_a
      @megaton_a 6 років тому +36

      Mine opened into the bottom of a toilet in Guatemala. Still trying to get the smell out of my curtains.

  • @thefreakmachine
    @thefreakmachine 3 роки тому +1560

    As a cat owner I can testify that my house is 110% haunted: things keep falling, stuff get broken without apparent reason, weird and hauntingly noises during night. Me and my wife keep feeling the undead jaws that bite our feet toes after midnight.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 3 роки тому +68

      I have the same problem, except it's my hand toes

    • @carbinecryo30716
      @carbinecryo30716 3 роки тому +28

      I think I have the same problem
      I keep waking up to a shitton of fur on my blankets

    • @hulkjumper
      @hulkjumper 3 роки тому +21

      I might have this problem too, my couch keeps getting ripped up and all my pottery keeps shattering overnight for no reason

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 2 роки тому +18

      Me too! There's some shithead sitting in my chair everyday, and my catfood bowls keep emptying themselves.

    • @softlysnowing3959
      @softlysnowing3959 2 роки тому +2

      @@Shinkajo 'hand toes'

  • @tegen7465
    @tegen7465 5 років тому +1523

    I totally fell for the fake Cicret ad.

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds 5 років тому +2286

    Audio = Teleportation
    "OK guys I'm going to Africa"
    "How are you going to get there?"
    *Africa by Toto starts playing*

    • @josephstalin7995
      @josephstalin7995 5 років тому +26

      Best comment.

    • @ryanloftesness2902
      @ryanloftesness2902 4 роки тому +6

      Africa is actually one of my favorite songs

    • @iamthatoneguy7875
      @iamthatoneguy7875 4 роки тому +5

      Oh no, it's time to go
      **Grabs bluetooth speaker and throws out the window**

    • @mesumshah4954
      @mesumshah4954 4 роки тому +1

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This is an underrated comment!

    • @starchild2299
      @starchild2299 4 роки тому +1

      if audio = teleportation, that means the space stone in marvel comics and movies is just a tiny speaker... the sound stone

  • @genhen
    @genhen 6 років тому +333

    Such a high production value. You should be #1 on youtube

    • @metalsquirrelgamer
      @metalsquirrelgamer 6 років тому +3

      Henry through the video i realized the amazing effort he put into this video

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 6 років тому +1

      metalsquirrelgamer exactly

    • @TheCabIe
      @TheCabIe 6 років тому +5

      Unfortunately in order to be one of top dogs on youtube you have to appeal to biggest demographics which are kids and teenagers aged 10-14 (or something along those lines). Production quality has little to do with it, it's about acting a certain way (exaggerating your emotions like shock, anger and frustration) and creating brand about yourself (and not necessarily the content you produce) these kids want to idolize. Videos about scepticism and critical thinking will never become one of most viewed ones on youtube and that's fine, this is why I respect this channel so much, Captain stuck with what he believes in from the start and finally got to the point where he can make videos full-time and sustain himself.

  • @danelyn.1374
    @danelyn.1374 3 роки тому +134

    it's kinda amazing how this entire video is supported by hours of video editing and illustrations for even the smallest of gags, while still maintaining a flowing and compelling narrative that goes along well with the editing. CD is really genius in this way and it's insane how underrated this man is

    • @celestial1564
      @celestial1564 7 місяців тому +2

      I'm very skeptical about that behaviour it's distracting and very noisy even the comments are full of silly nd unrelated jokes instead of viable context hence reminding me there could be various agents on this feed here to possibly discredit nd spread disinformation so still wary of who's telling what truth 🙄 or could he be making nd debunking his own videos 😮

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 3 місяці тому

      mf whats wrong with you​@@celestial1564

  • @emberdrops3892
    @emberdrops3892 6 років тому +628

    6:00 You took your time to replicate his whole bedroom! The quality of the channel is amazing!!!

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 4 роки тому +3618

    Even if playing specific sounds opened a portal to Sedona, who cares? It's Sedona. No one is going there.

    • @ballsolver
      @ballsolver 4 роки тому +75

      bro Sedona is BEAUTIFUL

    • @absolutezero6190
      @absolutezero6190 4 роки тому +87

      Áron Csapó Sedona is cringe

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 4 роки тому +121

      It's not like the portal would even be useful to get to sedona even if you did want to; it's far to small to get through and in the sedona end it's way too high up.

    • @HazzyHazeI
      @HazzyHazeI 4 роки тому +5

      I just went to a mansion there

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins 4 роки тому +47

      You open a portal to Sedona in your bedroom and your bae opens one in theirs. Sedona would become the transportation capitol of the world overnight.

  • @sXeblues
    @sXeblues 6 років тому +516

    This really is one of the best channels out there.

  • @pepeperez91
    @pepeperez91 2 роки тому +144

    That circlet add towards the end was genius! Captain really rewards his viewers with some deep lore.

  • @johncrafton8319
    @johncrafton8319 6 років тому +614

    I love the little "Cicret" advert popping up on the bottom. Nice touch.

  • @saugesmith803
    @saugesmith803 6 років тому +2354

    I love the work you put in every video, you should have a ton more views
    You’re freaking amazing

    • @RebeccaJudes
      @RebeccaJudes 6 років тому +6

      He probably doesn't because i've been subscribed for forever and i've even hit the notification bell and still don't get notified when he posts!

    • @materialistrealist6515
      @materialistrealist6515 6 років тому +8

      Captain Disillusion is my favorite content creator on UA-cam, and he absolutely deserves more subscribers. I hope he knows how much he's appreciated.

    • @ErnieZee
      @ErnieZee 6 років тому +5

      He doesn't get so much views because he's not favoured by the algorithm and it's not weird. CD makes amazing videos but he made 75 of them in the past 10 years, which means he may attract users to the UA-cam platform only once every few months. That's not profitable for youtube so they won't feature it.

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 6 років тому +3

      He could make more vids more often, if he ditches the face painting.
      Im pretty sure that takes 90% of the manpower

    • @twischta
      @twischta 6 років тому

      @@RebeccaJudes Happened to me for some channels, too. If you don't get the pop up stating you'll receive all notifications, simply deactivate the bell, unsubscribe and subscribe and click bell again. Let the individual popups fade out so you can check if youtube registered everything correctly.

  • @ShammyChan
    @ShammyChan 6 років тому +1486

    I am so happy you came to the h3 podcast !! I am here to stay now

    • @misantrope6267
      @misantrope6267 6 років тому +70

      UA-cam does a great job at hiding really popular content they do not agree with though.

    • @ToadGrabber2
      @ToadGrabber2 6 років тому +2

      daTenshi no kidding

    • @vincentdc211
      @vincentdc211 6 років тому +1

      Right on

    • @aaroncarr3413
      @aaroncarr3413 6 років тому

      daTenshi he did!?

    • @anttica1798
      @anttica1798 6 років тому +12

      I dont remember how i found this channel 2 hours ago but since then I have been watching it and happy to see its still alive!

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 3 роки тому +214

    That rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" was genuinely beautiful.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah I really really love it is as well. Even the sorta "silly" lyrics are really nice.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 2 роки тому +10

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts It's his voice. It's genuinely great to listen to.

    • @FrostbyteFreeman
      @FrostbyteFreeman 27 днів тому +1

      Even though the gag is that he doesn't know what the lyrics mean, the Captain's little parody actually betrays a genuine understanding of the true sentiment behind the song. It doesn't matter if you know the lyrics, or even if you can sing well- all that matters is that you sing along.

  • @leopinty5103
    @leopinty5103 5 років тому +2144

    "BLYAT!!!"
    *smashes with dictionary*
    got me dying

  • @TheMonkWay
    @TheMonkWay 6 років тому +1090

    Impressive editing as always Captain!

    • @SoundJudgment
      @SoundJudgment 6 років тому +2

      The Captain comes through... ... .. **AGAIN!** :D

    • @BlazePro
      @BlazePro 6 років тому

      If U Comment On My 4 Most Recent Videos I Will Subscribe To You With 24 Different Accounts!!! ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🍰

    • @zilentis1835
      @zilentis1835 6 років тому +1

      BlazeTbh reported

    • @NetTubeUser
      @NetTubeUser 6 років тому

      +The Monk Way - Oh, yes! It's impressive. How many hours, creativity, and efforts Captain and his team spent to do this? I don't know for sure, but it's unbelievable! - I'm always impressed by his videos, since 2007.

    • @uwirl4338
      @uwirl4338 6 років тому +1

      Editing, writing... everything really. This guy is truly a genius.

  • @defenderndefendern1568
    @defenderndefendern1568 6 років тому +223

    "Love with your heart, use your head for everything else!" - Captain Disillusion 2008

    • @thatonegooze
      @thatonegooze 6 років тому +10

      ForrestSCSgod fucking dammit your that one fucking guy at that party

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 6 років тому

      dumblittlekid wanna bet he's going to respond you're that other guy that the party

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 6 років тому

      efred22 his top half is painted into what is called by humans as a *normal* skin color to not frighten them

  • @diablokink1151
    @diablokink1151 3 роки тому +113

    I'll definitely teach my kids this line "Love With Your Heart, But Use Your Head For Everything Else"
    AWESOME CHANNEL.

  • @WilhelmFreidrich
    @WilhelmFreidrich 6 років тому +509

    I replicated this experiment the first time I tried it. I don't know why it didn't work for you all. By the way, I am a homunculus. Maybe that's affecting things.

    • @cdude4089
      @cdude4089 6 років тому +7

      Same here

    • @murdermyinsanity
      @murdermyinsanity 6 років тому +20

      You know I think it is the homunculus thing. I normally hate trolls, but I love you. So its affecting something.

    • @daonlybat5599
      @daonlybat5599 6 років тому +3

      Bill Smith i tried it too, and it worked! The portal's shape was a little Funkier than shown. other than that i saw a dead guy, he was Fat, and i saw his Head rolling down the mountains. Well that was my story.

    • @bigperfect
      @bigperfect 6 років тому +9

      I got it to work too, but the secret unfilmable spirit haunting the spot I do it at says it won't work if I tell anyone the location.

    • @snuffywuffykiss1522
      @snuffywuffykiss1522 6 років тому +7

      I got it to work, but to be able to see it you have to take a bunch of LSD first...

  • @supersonicguy556
    @supersonicguy556 6 років тому +75

    welcome back disillusion, glad to have you here for 2018

    • @supersonicguy556
      @supersonicguy556 6 років тому +2

      hold the fuck up that portal video is clearly real you wanna fight

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 6 років тому +751

    finally some new debunking

    • @rulesofimgur
      @rulesofimgur 6 років тому

      think of the average person. not too bad right?
      now take into account that half of the people in the world are stupider than that

    • @alfoncejean8826
      @alfoncejean8826 6 років тому

      felt more like kiking down an open door.

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks 6 років тому

      Mr Not That Famous Hi, how did you get verified? Just curious. 😀 Thanks!

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 6 років тому

      You know those people that comment about how the likes are at 666? No matter how inevitable it is that for all likes past 666, I never thought I'd live to see it myself... May another kind soul find these cursed likes.

  • @snorchill3170
    @snorchill3170 3 роки тому +83

    "How dare you keep us waiting for free things that you make for free!" - Captain D

  • @genessab
    @genessab 6 років тому +156

    The banner ad was for the cicret bracelet
    “Like a tablet, but it doesn’t work”

    • @immanismjr5606
      @immanismjr5606 6 років тому +10

      Vikings488 The small things in life.

    • @Mecal00
      @Mecal00 6 років тому +8

      I tried to exit out of it, then I realized what it was

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 6 років тому +5

      I got as far as the X while muttering. Ugh. And got a pleasant surprise when my hate waves made it explode.

    • @green_universe
      @green_universe 6 років тому +1

      I scrolled down for this comment. Hehe.

  • @DonYermo
    @DonYermo 6 років тому +134

    The production and quality of this video is better than anything else I've seen on UA-cam by a long shot holy cow

    • @shiningmissingno.8788
      @shiningmissingno.8788 6 років тому +3

      Dana Dee Doe yeah, captain D has been far underrated for the last 10 years

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 5 років тому +608

    Honestly as I re-watch all of these I think.. "I don't know if I'd rather have fewer videos at this amazing and solely unique level of quality, or more videos with a slightly lower level of polish and dedication." I mean, he didn't _have_ to recreate a bedroom... but he did. For us. That's why we love the Cap. The one True Captain. America, Marvel, Planet, Crunch, Morgan, Jack Sparrow, Nemo, Picard and even John Keating! (Yes. He counts. O' Captain my Captain.) All of them be damned. Disillusion is the one. True. Captain.
    Thank you Captain Disillusion.

    • @neckslicer
      @neckslicer 5 років тому +12

      Yep. Quality > quantity

    • @acooldude3164
      @acooldude3164 5 років тому +4

      Thanks, Cap.

    • @thesadmilkbox6342
      @thesadmilkbox6342 5 років тому +3

      So... Quality before Quantity?

    • @nicanornunez9787
      @nicanornunez9787 4 роки тому

      Oh captain is Lincoln, so don't get me wrong I love D, by the Abe invented the coins.

    • @ceruchi2084
      @ceruchi2084 4 роки тому

      Dang, that comment making me wanna stand up on a desk.

  • @aydenwalking
    @aydenwalking Рік тому +10

    “Do you really want to go to 2017?” Yes captain, we do 😔

  • @RyanSchin
    @RyanSchin 5 років тому +862

    I bet your nerves were shaking on the pie-to-the-face take lol. Hopefully that was first try. I love your videos, man.

    • @xxArjay07xx
      @xxArjay07xx 4 роки тому +11

      Maybe it was just VFX. Lol jk

    • @dramaticlock7524
      @dramaticlock7524 4 роки тому +1

      Why would he be shaking huh

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 4 роки тому +46

      Colin Cain Because if he messed up, he’d have to redo his face paint to get another take

    • @SQUIDWORD15
      @SQUIDWORD15 4 роки тому +55

      @@annoyingkid48 yeah tan face paint is sorta rare

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 4 роки тому +35

      MaskedKoopaKid1453 Ok, I get you’re being sarcastic, obviously it’s not rare, but it’s still expensive and difficult to make it look as realistic as CD does, especially on top of chrome like that.

  • @RichardAspdenOfficial
    @RichardAspdenOfficial 6 років тому +88

    Thank you for a decade of content. :)

  • @DriesduPreez
    @DriesduPreez 6 років тому +274

    I was wondering why CD picked such an obviously fake case to debunk, but then the real theme of the video emerged. Excellent work Captain.
    That ending, heck. Feels. To many more

  • @meru8348
    @meru8348 3 роки тому +39

    Captain D: do you really want another 2017?
    Everyone in 2020 and 2021: dear god yes

  • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
    @suprememasteroftheuniverse 5 років тому +272

    The guy goes to that length to make a worm hole. Silly peasant, I have a compost pile full of worm holes.

    • @phoebecatgirl933
      @phoebecatgirl933 5 років тому +6

      HA ha!!! I have some worm holes in some old books, too!

    • @grahamdrews9290
      @grahamdrews9290 5 років тому +2

      I have so many I hang them up as Halloween decorations.

    • @califaern3sto
      @califaern3sto 4 роки тому

      Howcome loads of ppl have that picture? Who and where is that pic from?

    • @mirozen_
      @mirozen_ 4 роки тому

      I used to have worms in my compost pile. Then one day they all disappeared...but they did send me a nice postcard from Sedona.

    • @neckslicer
      @neckslicer 4 роки тому

      how long do people need to realize the reference to your username lmao

  • @thakaanu
    @thakaanu 6 років тому +657

    Most underrated channel on youtube

    • @StretchyPlays
      @StretchyPlays 6 років тому +17

      2018 goal, get captain D to a million subs.

    • @Cislunar13
      @Cislunar13 6 років тому +1

      No way. YOU'RE the most underrated channel on UA-cam.

    • @wheedler
      @wheedler 6 років тому +8

      Nobody's heard of the most underrated channel on UA-cam.

    • @carl6607
      @carl6607 6 років тому +1

      You can say that again

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 6 років тому

      I'd have to assumed the most underrated channel would have a single sub?

  • @CatLivesNite
    @CatLivesNite 6 років тому +2309

    *re-making an entire bedroom, let yourself get hit by a pie while wearing a *LOT* of face paint and making a creepy girl painting.
    *Now that's dedication*

    • @Blizky
      @Blizky 5 років тому +24

      you think that was a real bedroom? cute ^^

    • @kuno835
      @kuno835 5 років тому +26

      Is it even face paint though?

    • @bayblademaster697
      @bayblademaster697 5 років тому +18

      The painting? Greenscreen. The room? Greenscreen. ITS A GREENSCREEN

    • @CatLivesNite
      @CatLivesNite 5 років тому +14

      @@bayblademaster697 the room isn't a greenscreen you dipshit and if you're a patreon you could actualy see someone applying the face paint.
      And how tf do you put a greenscreen in your face to make it look like it's an actual facepaint?

    • @maddog564
      @maddog564 5 років тому +5

      @@CatLivesNite r/woooosh
      also you do know that green screen effects work on anything that's green right?

  • @Shenaldrac
    @Shenaldrac 3 роки тому +90

    You know, that bit at the end about the blurring reminds me of Cinema Sins and how a ton of people that defend them (and they themselves have claimed) with the argument of "it's not meant to be real criticism, and anyway people can totally tell". And your thing about how that kind of fuzziness can be dangerous, that really hits home to me. Thank you.

    • @paolorubenmastretta
      @paolorubenmastretta 3 роки тому +6

      That's a false equivalence if I ever seen one, CinenaSins whether you like it or not doesn't say anything factual or that can be construed as such: it's based on works of fiction and as such nothing they claim is a matter of fact and given that's satire is not made to make anyone comfortable if you don't like what they say or how they say it you can either express your thought in a civil manner or outright close the video and go on with your day.

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 3 роки тому +37

      @@paolorubenmastretta Uh.... they do say things that are factually incorrect though. For example they'll claim that something doesn't make sense and ding it, but the film _does_ actually explain that thing. That's factually incorrect. They will also sometimes intentionally edit footage to make things look worse than they really are in the film, to support the "sins" they wish to assign to it.
      Then, when they are called out for this, sometimes people will claim that it's "just satire" and that "everyone can tell it's not real criticism, it's just for fun" despite, if you look into the comments, you can see people commenting saying they hadn't realized the film was so bad and they wouldn't go see it. So it clearly is having an effect on people. This is similar to what is shown in this video, where people claim that "well it's not like anyone really believes it" and Captain Disillusion shows that, yes actually, some people do end up believing it is real. Even if Cinemasins or their followers claim it's satire, they put no disclaimer on their videos saying as such, and some people do end up thinking it is meant as genuine criticism.
      Also, I *am* expressing my thoughts in a civil manner right now, so I'm not sure why you brought that up. That's what I'm doing. Being critical isn't incompatible with being civil. Being civil doesn't mean brown nosing.

    • @paolorubenmastretta
      @paolorubenmastretta 3 роки тому +3

      @@Shenaldrac Let's rephrase your objection: If I say that a work of abstract art makes no sense am I stating something factual or am I expressing my opinion? That's the point! Cinema is a form of art and opinion about it are just that opinions you cannot force them, or anyone else for that matter, to agree with you because, and I cannot stress this enough, discussing movies is not the same a making claims on real life and be it genuine criticism or not, it's not their responsibility in any way shape or form to be right.
      Speaking of civil discourse, I see you do and I appreciate it, what I was referring was the fact that many of the comments I've seen attacking CinenaSins were less than decent let's say, I'll let slide the last accusation cause I'm not here to pick a fight.

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 3 роки тому +9

      @@paolorubenmastretta
      "Cinema is a form of art" Debatable, given art's definition is fuzzy at best. But even so, your example is flawed. While saying "this makes no sense" might be an opinion, if you say "This painting is made with water colors" that can be a *factual error* if it isn't a water color painting. If it was done with pastels then what you have said is factually wrong, and it is perfectly valid of someone to point out that you are spreading *factual misinformation.*
      That is what CinemaSins does, they make factual, objectively provable, not-just-an-opinion errors.
      Also, I don't understand why you think movies aren't a part of real life and thus anyone who talks about them has no responsibility to be correct or avoid spreading misinformation. Movies are a part of reality, they're projections of light, which is real, on a screen, which is also real. They features actors and sets which are real, even CGI films are real. If I say Toy Story is about a serial killer in small-town USA, that's wrong and it's perfectly reasonable for someone to call me out on my lie. You don't get to just say "It's okay that he lied to you, because movies aren't real." That isn't how anything works.
      If you do not accept that film criticism is every bit as open to criticism as anything else in the world, then I suspect there's no point to further discussion.

    • @paolorubenmastretta
      @paolorubenmastretta 3 роки тому +3

      @@Shenaldrac I'll get to the art part of the discourse later, for now let's say that I decide to call Trump "the orange in chief" cause I find it funny, we should all agree that whether you like it or not it's a form of criticism meant to be funny, is factually correct? No, last time I checked he was still human (somehow)! Does it matter? No, I'm making fun of something! If you don't like it you can listen to someone else. This said cinema is most definitely a form of art: "a piece of creativity targeted at conveying beauty or emotions" and as you can read anything in it, no matter its real intent was; an example: In the greenish hue on the skin of a impressionist portrait ( e.g. bal au moulin de la gallette), I could see the flesh rotting instead of interpreting it as the reflection of the light from the leaves around, as such I *joke* that "the Zombie is enjoying a coffee" you'd be doubly wrong in correcting me: you're firstly trying to correct my personal interpretation of a piece of art and you'd, secondly, totally miss the joke. That's CinemaSins, they interpret a piece of art and try to make jokes on it.

  • @arcattocat7328
    @arcattocat7328 4 роки тому +596

    “Cicret Bracelet, like a tablet but doesn’t work.”
    Lol

    • @johnburt7935
      @johnburt7935 4 роки тому

      Should have sent to Wakanda for a Kimoyo bracelet.

    • @alt8791
      @alt8791 4 роки тому +7

      I actually moved to click the “x” button to get rid of it before realizing what it was

    • @wilbertzhu6218
      @wilbertzhu6218 4 роки тому +1

      i think ur on the wrong video

    • @gavinm3328
      @gavinm3328 4 роки тому +2

      朱仲希 go to 12:38

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 4 роки тому

      "Cicret Bracelet - It's like Apple Maps, bu- ...
      it's like Apple Maps"

  • @WilliamFischerOfficial
    @WilliamFischerOfficial 6 років тому +1372

    I like how most of the time your vfx far surpass those of the videos you destroy 😂

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 6 років тому +82

      William Fischer And he does it totally tongue in cheek just for a laugh and to poke fun at everyone, including himself xD It's great. Have you seen the one where he's showing how people film scenes in which two or more characters played by the same person are interacting with each other/themselves seamlessly? ... And used a 3D animated character to show how it works? x'D Oh man that had me laughing, that's such a cheeky sense of humour, the amount of effort that goes into these videos is just phenomenal, and the presentation is seriously addictive, haha.

    • @WilliamFischerOfficial
      @WilliamFischerOfficial 6 років тому +4

      for sure man!

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 6 років тому +5

      William Fischer Right?? Captain D is the only D I'll cop xD

    • @Poolie
      @Poolie 6 років тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂W😂H😂Y😂😂😂D😂O😂😂😂I😂😂😂U😂S😂E😂😂😂E😂M😂O😂J😂I😂S😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 6 років тому +7

      You rarely can find this quality of VFX in god damn B class or Indie movies... and this guy works them into fucking youtube video just for lulz! I have learned vfx my own, but it would take me a month of full on work to get that level of production quality O.o Sure i'm not expert and my quality is average at best, but damn his good!

  • @DavidGarcia-fe7lv
    @DavidGarcia-fe7lv 4 роки тому +631

    12:41 I love how he just made his "costume" make a little more sense by making that line between his human mask and his metal skin be like the little seeping mass that goes from fact to fiction. I admire you cap

    • @muai0902
      @muai0902 3 роки тому +20

      Dafuq did you actually watch the video lol?? It's his "human" *fiction* that actually seeps into his "cyborg" *facts* . Look again at 12;33.

    • @fbiagent5623
      @fbiagent5623 3 роки тому +12

      I laught at that cicret ad😂

    • @falleithani5411
      @falleithani5411 2 роки тому +9

      @@muai0902 If the human part is fiction, then you're not dealing with a cyborg. That's android territory.

    • @beaueads4170
      @beaueads4170 2 роки тому

      How could anyone admire this clown..

    • @zephyr1181
      @zephyr1181 Рік тому

      I thought his costume always had that seep?

  • @goartist
    @goartist 2 роки тому +5

    2018: "do you really want another 2017?"
    2022: dude!

  • @meniimya5148
    @meniimya5148 5 років тому +351

    4:09 I LAUGHED SO HARD JEEZ. It says "Russian to Chinese dictionary" on the book.

    • @greypug7769
      @greypug7769 4 роки тому +20

      donutdanny BLYAT! *CRACK*

    • @GovertKrook
      @GovertKrook 4 роки тому +3

      And the song on the end was "wij houden van oranje" dutch football song which originated from Auld lang Syne. My comment was corrected by Dante van Gemert so shoutout to him.

    • @DantevanGemert
      @DantevanGemert 4 роки тому +1

      @@GovertKrook Can't tell if I'm being woooshed here but have you ever heard the Wilhelmus?

    • @GovertKrook
      @GovertKrook 4 роки тому

      @@DantevanGemert yes. And why do you think youre getting whoosed. Because I also feel like I am being whoosed.

    • @GovertKrook
      @GovertKrook 4 роки тому

      Because I am dutch so it would be wierd if I haven't heard it.

  • @ZoniesCoasters
    @ZoniesCoasters 6 років тому +6874

    How the hell do people think this shit is real?

  • @TheNormalUniverse
    @TheNormalUniverse 6 років тому +44

    CD is an actual superhero. Thanks for the fantastic video!

  • @garyleis5762
    @garyleis5762 3 роки тому +5

    Captain D, super entertaining content. Keep the skepticism going. It's refreshing to see the impossible debunked. We live in the real world. Reality is amazing enough without the deception. Great work!

  • @TwiejkVR
    @TwiejkVR 6 років тому +215

    Man, i love how you debunk a video. and put MORE visual effort into explaining it then the entire video applied to theirs.
    Believing in crazy shit is something humans do so well. Was it not some researcher that found out the more crazy something seems. the more likely people will start believing it. something that has to do with people WANTING to believe it.

    • @pre-packaged_9692
      @pre-packaged_9692 5 років тому

      Yes thank you. That fact is really important to put out there and keep in mind.
      It's called magical thinking. I'm pretty sure Freud was the one to coin it.

  • @ryconroleplays
    @ryconroleplays 6 років тому +687

    Best day of 2018 so far!

    • @daonlybat5599
      @daonlybat5599 6 років тому +1

      Rycon Roleplays yaaaaasssss!

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 6 років тому +4

      And, agreeing with the Captain: Not another 2017, pulease

    • @juge4502
      @juge4502 6 років тому

      :(

    • @dns2388
      @dns2388 6 років тому +1

      Worlds collide in the weirdest way, hi Rycon!

    • @virgobro2025
      @virgobro2025 6 років тому +1

      Rycon Roleplays what the hell is your life then?

  • @scienceblockxl1698
    @scienceblockxl1698 6 років тому +165

    Came here from the h3 podcast and OMG Ethan is right this is the best produced series of videos on UA-cam I have ever seen. This channel diserves sooooooo much more recognition.

    • @jrizos
      @jrizos 6 років тому

      Found the deep state plant /s

  • @DKCGamerGirl
    @DKCGamerGirl 2 роки тому +19

    I laughed so hard at 3:34 its not even funny... Been having a rough week. I need that, thank you!
    Just decovered your channel and have been binging it for hours. So informative and the comedy is so greatly executed. And your use of visual effects is down right amazing!

  • @margon9181
    @margon9181 6 років тому +163

    We all realize that CaptainDisillusion decides to debunk the VFX on the Internet instead of making it huge owning a business or working on million-dollar blockbusters. What amazing dedication, hats off to you.

    • @jamessteven711
      @jamessteven711 6 років тому +14

      Marcos Gonzalez (little secret..... He does and he has)

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha, the venom in this post amuses me. Could only imagine what he did to inspire such a thing but I'm sure its deserved. :3

  • @millerh4500
    @millerh4500 6 років тому +424

    I thought that was a real Cicret ad...

    • @NotJustSomeGuy
      @NotJustSomeGuy 6 років тому +4

      Wow someone that plays hackmud found in the wild!

    • @yellowcrash10
      @yellowcrash10 6 років тому +2

      Wow, the two other people on earth who play hackmud!

    • @CollinAbroadcast
      @CollinAbroadcast 6 років тому +3

      Wow! the other 1.31232 people that don't know wtf youre talking Bout

    • @koopathewarrior745
      @koopathewarrior745 6 років тому

      Collin Abroadcast sameeeeeeeeee

    • @natalyst
      @natalyst 6 років тому +2

      me too i thought my fucking adblock broke

  • @littolicce
    @littolicce 6 років тому +196

    that Cicret bracelet cameo though

    • @adiahaalexander9359
      @adiahaalexander9359 6 років тому +10

      alittalien I was at Target shopping for Christmas and a worker started telling me about the Cicret and was convinced it was real. I was "ooh baby let mama inform you" and showed him Captains video.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому

      It's not a cameo, though. When you learn to view unsubstantiated videos with more credibility, people take advantage of that to slip in their own aim.

    • @StephanieLeighG
      @StephanieLeighG 6 років тому +4

      roguishpaladin What??

    • @JonPienaar
      @JonPienaar 6 років тому +1

      LOL I was looking for the X to click on before I realised it was a joke!

    • @WatchMeDIYIt
      @WatchMeDIYIt 6 років тому

      IKR? Lol!

  • @mausmalone
    @mausmalone 3 роки тому +83

    "It's how you get 2017. Do you really want another 2017?" lol - watching this December 30, 2020

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 роки тому

      I don't even remember what happened in 2017.

  • @rxquiem9701
    @rxquiem9701 4 роки тому +463

    Homunculus: sniff my acid
    Guy: *_B L Y A T_*

  • @moonostultus
    @moonostultus 6 років тому +154

    At 12:37 I tried to close the Cicret ad as it came up.
    Sometimes I exasperate even myself.

    • @kharmachaos667
      @kharmachaos667 6 років тому +6

      My thumb hovered over for it for a second before it burned up. Je suis dumbass. XD

    • @dragmasanimation
      @dragmasanimation 5 років тому

      I put my mouse over the X button, but then I realized it was a much bigger X button than on real ads so I realized what was going on.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 5 років тому

      Im so used to those yellow add markers, i didn't even notice the fake add because there were no markers

    • @Levienci
      @Levienci 5 років тому +1

      yall are some non-adblock virgins

    • @americangirlthings
      @americangirlthings 5 років тому

      me to

  • @mrflippy3578
    @mrflippy3578 6 років тому +41

    The end was hilarious. Captain, your videos have always amused me. And you're absolutely correct about the "we know this is fake" comments. I remember correctly that on your first few videos, years ago, your first comments were mostly "this is stupid and pointless, everyone knows it's fake." And even "you will never grow with a pointless channel like yours." I hope the people that said that a decade ago can see you now. ;)
    I appreciate all the work you put into your videos. Find me someone who puts this much effort into their UA-cam content.
    Edit: It's trending now!

    • @gooscarguitar
      @gooscarguitar 6 років тому +3

      If he has never failed to disappoint... that means he has always succeeded in disappointing you

    • @mrflippy3578
      @mrflippy3578 6 років тому

      Oh crap, touché...

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 років тому +1

      Grammar matters.
      Also, I bet those people feel foolish now, 500k+ subs and growing.

    • @lenguamuerto
      @lenguamuerto 6 років тому +1

      Find you someone that puts this much effort in their videos.. well, right away Nerd city comes to mind.

    • @mrflippy3578
      @mrflippy3578 6 років тому

      lengua muerta, just saw some of Need City's videos. Seems like that channel puts a lot of effort as well! Though, when it comes to the visuals, I can't find greater content quality than that of the Captain's. In the end both channels put great work into their videos and I wanna see more UA-camrs like that!

  • @_P2M_
    @_P2M_ Рік тому +10

    2017 was the last year I felt real happiness, so yes, maybe I do want another 2017.

    • @jmchichstudio9145
      @jmchichstudio9145 Рік тому

      Freaking same. It all went downhill right about there.

  • @steampunkerella
    @steampunkerella 6 років тому +796

    "do you really want another 2017?" oh god. oh god

    • @Aliyea
      @Aliyea 6 років тому +2

      Kat Reynolds i read this at the same exact time the captain said it

    • @kurxis1930
      @kurxis1930 6 років тому +7

      Well, yeah. Because that means more Captain Disillusion videos debunking or pointing them out.
      Don't you guys want that?
      Yeah, I am that half glass full type of guy hahaha.

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka 6 років тому +17

      I don't get the whole "last year was the worst!!!" thing

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 6 років тому +7

      Kat Reynolds TBH I would love another 2017

    • @earthbjornnahkaimurrao9542
      @earthbjornnahkaimurrao9542 6 років тому +8

      well 2017 was pretty great, but 2018 will be just like 2017 but even more so!

  • @BallotBoxer
    @BallotBoxer 6 років тому +55

    6:30 That custard pie shot is beautiful!

  • @kyjoca5039
    @kyjoca5039 5 років тому +331

    "Do you really want another 2017?"
    Little did the Captain know, 2018 would be much, much worse.

    • @r34productionz84
      @r34productionz84 5 років тому +23

      And in 2019, sadly fortnite is still going strong

    • @brendaajamu7152
      @brendaajamu7152 5 років тому +1

      how?

    • @flyingsodwai1382
      @flyingsodwai1382 5 років тому +3

      wait.. what was wrong with 2017?

    • @chronofactor2037
      @chronofactor2037 5 років тому +8

      R34 Productionz and in 2020 things get a hell of a lot worse just you wait. (Donald trump gets added to fort nite)

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 5 років тому

      2017 was actually a very good year for me lol

  • @2spicy
    @2spicy Рік тому

    I can’t believe how high quality these videos are. I would def watch a full TV series of Captain Disillusion!

  • @stevenstevenson9365
    @stevenstevenson9365 6 років тому +26

    Congrats on 500,000 subs! Here's to a million!

  • @Baekstrom
    @Baekstrom 6 років тому +87

    The most impressive thing about this channel is that the guy never fails to paint his face. How many hours must he have spent putting that greasy makeup on and washing it off, just for the sake of our entertainment and education? A million points for dedication!

    • @kratoselricsuzumiya8345
      @kratoselricsuzumiya8345 6 років тому +19

      Tim Laursen yeah it looks exactly like human skin.

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 6 років тому +6

      That's his real skin. 100% real.

    • @LylaDagger
      @LylaDagger 6 років тому +2

      To be fair he probably does quite a few takes too. Quite a few takes and more then one video at a time. That's impressive.

    • @LylaDagger
      @LylaDagger 6 років тому +4

      @borf borf C'mon man. Can't you see the eyeliner? It's so obvious!

    • @DynestiGTI
      @DynestiGTI 6 років тому +6

      I'm pretty sure the whole point of his character is that the painted part is the real part (his character is an alien) and the top part of his head (without makeup) is his 'mask'.

  • @kemchobhenchod
    @kemchobhenchod 4 роки тому +942

    CD: "DO YOU REALLY WANT ANOTHER 2017?"
    Me, hiding in a bunker during COVID: "Yes. Yes, I would love that."

    • @HonkeyKongLive
      @HonkeyKongLive 4 роки тому +14

      Hoo boy I miss the innocent days of COVID.

    • @kingrowe8831
      @kingrowe8831 4 роки тому +7

      2017 was great

    • @MaersBroadcast
      @MaersBroadcast 4 роки тому +4

      2016 was better since everyone was crazy about fnaf.(Oh, how i miss those days)

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 роки тому +5

      No, you want a good year, not a less bad year.

    • @MaersBroadcast
      @MaersBroadcast 4 роки тому +2

      2017 x 2020 = we all know which is worse (2020)

  • @Kris-rz1yr
    @Kris-rz1yr 3 роки тому +10

    "I don't know things or talk to people. I stare at videos." Relatable

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 6 років тому +29

    Entertaining, insightful, and thought-provoking video. Hilarious, and yet a serious call to use reason once again. It should be clear why we need Captain Disillusion now more than ever.

  • @wiizapper
    @wiizapper 6 років тому +489

    I love how you use special effects to fake poorly implemented special effects.

    • @zeptofine
      @zeptofine 5 років тому +4

      oh the irony

    • @pre-packaged_9692
      @pre-packaged_9692 5 років тому +14

      Right!? He's fuckin leagues above so, so many of those internet tutorial "experts"

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 5 років тому +1

      I don't get it

  • @bobtoo9870
    @bobtoo9870 5 років тому +311

    the homunculus was good, until he started adding eyes. Totally broke my immersion. uncanny valley galore.

    • @johnburt7935
      @johnburt7935 4 роки тому +104

      If he'd just used dark spots, like the eyes of actual primitive animals, or the developing eyes of embryos, it would have worked much better.

    • @liahmmessinger3753
      @liahmmessinger3753 4 роки тому +1

      Can we get a video on the homunculi

    • @bobtoo9870
      @bobtoo9870 4 роки тому +2

      @@liahmmessinger3753 there is one.

    • @liahmmessinger3753
      @liahmmessinger3753 4 роки тому

      @@bobtoo9870 ok ill go look for it thanks

    • @advillobotomite1196
      @advillobotomite1196 4 роки тому

      @@liahmmessinger3753 Anyone find it? I can't.

  • @kdisley
    @kdisley 3 роки тому +5

    _"Do you really want another 2017...?"_
    Watching in 2021: *"YES!!!!"*

  • @lalalalalalalala780
    @lalalalalalalala780 6 років тому +16

    What I love in this channel are the monologues at the end of the videos. Well played Captain!

  • @StephenBlane
    @StephenBlane 6 років тому +134

    Obviously the portal was fake, everyone could see that! What I'm confused about is how everyone seems to be glossing over how CaptainDisillusion manges to summon a custard pie!
    Seriously, Infinite custard pies! Is he tapping into the 𝛑 dimension? We need more research on the matter!

  • @swiftstalk
    @swiftstalk 6 років тому +11

    Captain D, the amount of effort that goes into these videos is 100% noticed and appreciated. This (and all the other videos) are informative, while being really entertaining to watch, thanks to your clever use of humour and fantastic video editing. I just love when you deconstruct stuff and make it look so easy.
    Oh and by the way, the portal thing is an old classic. I'm an applied physicist and we open portals to the underworld and let demons and reptiles in everyday!

    • @AtheistEve
      @AtheistEve 6 років тому +5

      Swiftstalk Can you send Trump back?

    • @ZILOGz80VIDEOS
      @ZILOGz80VIDEOS 6 років тому

      We did that back in high school, people have been creating resonance cascades since the 90s.

  • @atomchik
    @atomchik 3 роки тому +3

    You have a lot of great videos, Capitain Disillusion, but this is easily your best. Your best humor, an extremely good point about disinformation, and the explanation for your costume. I really wish I could give this video more than one thumb up.

  • @mdgraller
    @mdgraller 6 років тому +250

    Call me a skeptic if you must, but something tells me this guy isn't really a half robot who lives in a space station.

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 6 років тому +16

      Matt Graller because he’s not half anything. He is a robot Demi god!

    • @1chaoticgood
      @1chaoticgood 6 років тому +13

      Colin Antink But..."demi" means half :o

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 6 років тому +1

      Letz Potato I got a word wrong wooops!

    • @KOLN555
      @KOLN555 6 років тому +14

      Well duh. He's all robot. The "half" you're referring to is just a human flesh mask that covers the top part of his face, like Batman's cowl.

    • @haitchiv6334
      @haitchiv6334 6 років тому

      No he's half human ya nut.

  • @Snake22091
    @Snake22091 6 років тому +51

    God that homonculus video is my favorite, "BLYAT" *smash*

  • @otterhaus
    @otterhaus 4 роки тому +121

    I'm rewatching CD videos and this one made me remember how much I hated that Dear David bullshit. A lot of my friends thought it was real and called me "cynical" for thinking (knowing??) it was fake.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 4 роки тому +2

      That's disconcerting.

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 4 роки тому +5

      lewandowska yeah, especially with the homunculus, literally everyone I know think it’s real and keep thinking that I’m stupid. They even want to try it themselves, and what happened is, obviously they failed, and then say that they’re wrong at doing it and still don’t want to realize that the video is fake. Now I realize, how flat earther could get so many believers, people always believe everything they see

    • @aa-ir6si
      @aa-ir6si 4 роки тому +3

      freedom of speech Like Abraham Lincoln said, “You can’t trust every thing you see on the internet”.

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 4 роки тому

      @@aa-ir6si that's the truest thing I have seen on the Internet

    • @sabbyd1832
      @sabbyd1832 4 роки тому +1

      Worse than ever in the paranormal world. Like with Franko Tv totally being caught faking and people still believe he doesn't. I understand how fake news can prosper and I have to
      double check information That I wou9ldn't normally because I know I can be duped too and that's disconcerting

  • @GaboCO316
    @GaboCO316 3 роки тому +51

    12:37 can we just take a moment to apreciate the subtle yet funny roast (literally) to the cicret bracelet?
    man small details like these is why this channel is gold.

    • @Hmpfgrmbl
      @Hmpfgrmbl 2 роки тому +2

      I tried to click it away and wondered why I couldn't. Oh Cap, you magnificient halfhumanfacepainted being!

  • @NotAllan
    @NotAllan 4 роки тому +566

    Rewatching Captain D's videos, I just realized why he's painting his face silver at 12:36.

    • @Yanai_H
      @Yanai_H 4 роки тому +45

      wow that's actually really clever, probably wouldn't have thought of this myself

    • @anardart115
      @anardart115 4 роки тому +12

      holy shit, you're right!

    • @tree-e3f
      @tree-e3f 3 роки тому +5

      AFter realizing rhis that undebunkable ideo

    • @ysnsmth
      @ysnsmth 3 роки тому +1

      nice

    • @Elec-citrus
      @Elec-citrus 3 роки тому +3

      It's Not Painted. The Bottom Part Of The Video Says "Fact"

  • @shadowseekeraol
    @shadowseekeraol 6 років тому +186

    Really, making a homunculus with alchemy? Someone should make an anime out of that, would probably do pretty well after a couple of attempts.

    • @currentteeth4078
      @currentteeth4078 6 років тому +9

      shadowseeker Full Metal Alchemist.

    • @geordonworley5618
      @geordonworley5618 6 років тому +26

      Dysania I think there was an implicit /s

    • @Rurike
      @Rurike 6 років тому +6

      Go to your room

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb 6 років тому +6

      I'd say there is a film in there...
      Ridley Scott: Homunculus is a missing link to our alien progenitors which as it evolves gets progressively difficult to control. Till [plot spoilers...]
      Michael Bay: Ill advised experiments on the creature cause it to mutate and grow to twice the size of a human and predatory... Lots of chases and explosions ensue.
      Peter Jackson: Six part epic adventure as the homunculus discovers it's place in the world. Well panoramic New Zealand.
      Edgar Write: Buddy movie where homunculus (Nick Frost) and home-brew scientist (Simon Pegg) have a fast paced adventure evading government scientists, bent on taking homunculus for their own science. Cue lots of comic violence.
      JJ Abrams: Lots of lens flare

    • @VladiMatt
      @VladiMatt 6 років тому +19

      Maybe involving somehow splicing human and animal DNA... say, from a small child and a pet, perhaps?

  • @zerosin4433
    @zerosin4433 6 років тому +71

    you need your own netflix special!

  • @Entity_1011
    @Entity_1011 Рік тому +4

    "Do you really want another 2017?" aged like some fine milk. You bet your ass I want that!

  • @12tone
    @12tone 5 років тому +325

    I don't know how I didn't see the 432hz thing coming, but it makes the whole thing so much worse...

    • @whatno5090
      @whatno5090 5 років тому +51

      I've heard "432 Hz is the more natural pitch" and even "432 Hz has mystical properties of rationality" but I've not yet heard of "432 Hz has the ability to open wormholes in my bedroom" until today

    • @EchoHeo
      @EchoHeo 5 років тому

      oh hey hello

    • @banjogames2003
      @banjogames2003 5 років тому

      Good to see you here

    • @TheZenytram
      @TheZenytram 5 років тому +3

      @@whatno5090 didn't you know, A-432 also cure câncer.

  • @daveganger7252
    @daveganger7252 6 років тому +12

    Thanks a ton Captain, here's to an even better trip around the sun! Just so very sad that such an amazing channel with top tier content has about half a million subscribers when so many absolute jokers spewing nonsense have millions and millions. This is the year they will see the light and bring all the love your way.

  • @YoussefRbahi
    @YoussefRbahi 6 років тому +37

    Was hoping the vortex to open to "Hey Vsauce, Michael here"

  • @TechRedstone
    @TechRedstone 2 роки тому +3

    "do you really want another 2017" YES YES I WANNA GO BACK

  • @plushtank4280
    @plushtank4280 4 роки тому +117

    “Use your head for everything else.”
    *smashes head on wall*

    • @doggobind
      @doggobind 4 роки тому +4

      *_B I G B R A I N M O V E_*

    • @vinayvikramsingh
      @vinayvikramsingh 3 роки тому +3

      Pro gamer move

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому

      "I don't want to use my head!"

    • @doggobind
      @doggobind 3 роки тому +1

      @laki player Yes, but let's keep Reddit stuff in Reddit.

    • @noonehere6994
      @noonehere6994 3 роки тому +1

      @@doggobind so professional. All redditors on yt should be like this instead of spewing r/whooosh nonsense everywhere.

  • @zephyr0407
    @zephyr0407 3 роки тому +135

    The person off screen “Whoah, Captain, take it easy!” I DIED

    • @_Scxrpixn_
      @_Scxrpixn_ 3 роки тому +2

      His gf? 😂

    • @geordi5054
      @geordi5054 3 роки тому +5

      @@_Scxrpixn_
      You don't think he makes these videos alone, do you? He has an entire production crew.

    • @_Scxrpixn_
      @_Scxrpixn_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@geordi5054 No I don't, I work in a Media crew. Lmao

    • @geordi5054
      @geordi5054 3 роки тому +4

      @@_Scxrpixn_
      Does your girlfriend work in the same media crew?

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 3 роки тому +6

      he makes his videos with his gf though lol

  • @mwhite112393
    @mwhite112393 6 років тому +31

    This is an audio-visual entertainment masterpiece.

  • @Dimastiy585
    @Dimastiy585 2 місяці тому +2

    Props to you keeping your impeccable practice of pronouncing perfect names of non-American origin. My grandfather's name is Ignatiy from Samara, and, should I make up some VFX shit, you are sure to grace the Web with perfect pronounciation of that name.

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 2 місяці тому

      He's originally from the Soviet Union and fled it with his parents when he was a kid I believe

  • @gooscarguitar
    @gooscarguitar 6 років тому +56

    I burst out laughing when that Cicret ad came up

    • @iAmTheSquidThing
      @iAmTheSquidThing 6 років тому +7

      I tried to click the close button as an automatic reflex.

  • @xodiach
    @xodiach 6 років тому +71

    That last comment about ARG-style fiction makes me very curious to see what a conversation between Captain Disillusion and youtubers like Nightmind and Reignbot would look like...

    • @Sixshotz1337
      @Sixshotz1337 6 років тому +10

      Xodiach I watch all 3 and I would definitely like to see a discussion between them

    • @MacetazzOpina
      @MacetazzOpina 6 років тому

      Yeeeeessssdddsw

    • @WaterDrinker666
      @WaterDrinker666 6 років тому

      Probably ends with Nightmind touching everyone inappropriately

  • @littolicce
    @littolicce 6 років тому +37

    hurray for Captain Daddyllusion

  • @Bboy10110
    @Bboy10110 3 роки тому +9

    I like these kinds of things when they're explicitly fiction & meant to tell a story. Its cool