Pro-tip on the Audi: Disconnect the N428 valve that forces the oil pump into low pressure mode. If you pull the connector, it will default to the high pressure side of the oil pump.
I don't want much! I just want the person reading this to be healthy, happy, and loved! Wishing you a good day full of nothing but positivity, my friend 💕
Ok, guys. Please Read this. I grew up watching Top Gear. It's literally my favorite show ever, and I started watching it way before the James May days. I'm old. When the original Top Gear was broken up, I was absolutely gutted. I thought nothing would ever take it's place. The relationship that the guys had was so incredibly special. I started watching Cleetus when he was putting whistles in exhaust. I absolutely love this channel. It's incredible what Cleetus and his team have built over the years. But this " series" with the Miami cars gave me some old school Top Gear vibes. I was crying laughing and it made me feel like the start of early Top Gear. Jeremy, James and Hammond Cleetus, James , Squirrel and the boys. Please, please keep this going. I/we need this.
i’m so glad yall threw in jackstand laughing when you closed the door on the mini 😭 my big brother laughs the same way and i’ve been missin him but that reminded me of him to a T much love to yall
hope you see him soon! never feel afraid to give your loved ones a call just to tell them you love them, and you miss them. you never know when your/their last day may be and it may brighten both of your days.
***TONIGHT ON TOP CLEET*** A giraffe and a squirrel try to keep their Hemi alive, Jackstand puts a bandaid on his Auchi, Tye and Zach try to show everyone that size doesn't matter 🎶Top Gear Music Plays🎶
I was sitting there yelling at the screen like someone watching football when they neither revealed the loaner car, nor re-ran the drag race with the working car. But I guess they have to consider the maximum entertainment value, especially since the Audi winning the drag race would have been a sweep?
This was sooo much fun to watch! It gives Top Gear UK vibes where they all make fun of each others cars and decisions. Please keep making content like this! It was freakin great man!
@LordSyntax No, the top gear "jokes" were scripted and could only fool a boomer such as yourself. I'm pretty sure, Cleetus and James braking the doors weren't exactly agreed upon in advance with the rest of the crew or they're amazing actors. This improvisation makes it somewhat dangerous and wouldn't fly in normal TV, cause no insurer would agree to it. you don't really believe that Jeremy did things like wiring a horn to a gas pedal at night, when everyone was asleep, do you? I'm talking about jokes of this kind.
I have a soft spot for the old 2.0t S-Line, I had a 2008 back in the day. The engine itself had some quirks(lots of quirks) but the car was 150% solid. Sold it with 134k miles.
George coming out of the office after Jackstand put in turbo #3 and the car is blowing literal clouds of smoke: "I see ya'll... got it fixed." Had me like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@daymoncleveland0622 right!!!?! But I can't even imagine the stress of it all, the gratitude I have for Cleet and the rest of the crew is off the charts.
Love these challenges! The “Cheap Car Shootouts” must continue! Favorite part of the video was the scene from inside the Audi with Jackstand and his “Jimmy Carr” laugh! 😂
26:15 jackstand circling like a shark, then makes the attack on the other door on the mini Cooper 😂😂😂 my stomach is starting to hurt from laughing so much this video 😂😂😂
To me it's stupid, juvenile and I hate whistling diesel for the same reason but millions of people love him so I'm obviously in the minority. Not that anyone asked my opinion.
Please, for the Love of all that is Freedom, keep doing these kind of challenges. i suggest a 4x4 budget challenge, a SUV challenge, a mini-van challenge and an RV challenge.
Guys, take a minute to just appreciate that y'all have such a good friendship, team, fans, and family you are truly blessed. I wish you nothing but the best.
Never have I seen guys have that much fun on a budget, nor have I ever had that much fun watching them.........hilarious. Can't wait for the second part.
34:48 cleet right now trying to come up with a way to say they cheated😂😂😂😂 then jack stand asking cleet “ so did we win “ 😂😂knowing he did just wanted to make sure it’s okay with boss 😂😂 i’d be sour too😂😂😂😂
I was thinking the same. They just aren't very reliable or nearly as solid. Those crown viccs were basically trucks. that 300 is a Mercedes that was cost cut by Chrysler.
@dustyc324 nothin wrong with 300s? As long as your cooling system ain't completely trash and you do basic maintenance they're just fine. They're roughly about the same weight as a crown vic as well
@jerodwolford2743 I've been an auto tech for 20 years. a chrysler, anything is junk. a 300 and a crown vic only compare because they both have 4 doors and a v8. after that, one is a truck grade commercial vehicle. one is a German sedan. can the parts get any worse? yep, you could have chrysler step in and make the stuff cheaper and cheaper. chrysler buyers will buy anything. look around. they know they don't need to offer a good product. one little wall tap and the whole front everything will crumble. I've worked on hundreds of them.
@@dustyc324 and the 300 has been around just as long dork lol. If they weren't reliable they wouldn't have lasted 20 years. Both platforms are/were used as police (commercial) vehicles. Many cops said they actually preferred the chargers over anything they had from Ford. The 4.6 has just as many problems as the 5.7 hemi does. The hemi just makes more horsepower, more torque, more aftermarket support, and is also lighter. The crown vic is stuck with a 4 speed auto while the 300 uses a 5 speed. The only thing that's actually junk when it comes to reliability on the 300 is the front suspension set up. The bushings wear out prematurely.
I've owned and worked on both and in the 300 there's too many arms/bushings in the suspension and steering, then Vics have the great dual wishbone front and much beefier rear
My jaw DROPPED both times the mini got the door smoked. Even more so the 2nd time when james did it lmao. I was shook 😂 i couldn't believe they did it twice lmao
James! Check you crankcase vacuum too! The PCV/Oil Trap that sits on top of the valve cover will fail and allow too much crankcase vacuum and send too much oil vapors into the intake, combustion chamber, etc.
13:50 jack stand laughing was so wholesome, its nice they get to have fun and work for someone like cleet, all us mechanics would have loved to bein this world but we mostly get ass hole bosses
I worked for mini when these were new. I did 4 clutches in 1 shift before. They paid like 12 hours flat rate, and took 2-2.5 hours total each. 48 hour pay day for 10 hours of work. We did SO many warranty because of squeal noises so we got really good at them. Good luck bois! Great episode!
Feels like I haven’t uploaded in weeks
3 days. You're slipping
Hey, as long as you upload, we are all satisfied brother
Yeah wtf
12:33 That will buff right out.
Miss you brother
Pro-tip on the Audi: Disconnect the N428 valve that forces the oil pump into low pressure mode. If you pull the connector, it will default to the high pressure side of the oil pump.
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I love James' little laugh when Cleet smoked the door 😂😂😂
Came to say this same thing.
Same ahah Peter griffin made my day 😂
Sounds like a turkey call
me to
😂😂😂
The cheap car battle is one of my favorite series!
Literally.I enjoy itlike its a vlog lol
Just the budget car / budget item videos are great to watch
True
Love these video series!
Same!
A cheap car challenge KILLED it is definitely two of the highest viewed videos during the MONTH OF FREEDOM.
34:42 Jackstand Jimmy - "That's something a loser would say!" - I Love It!!! This series is comedy gold!
LOL OL OLLLL!!
😂😂
When Cleetus wiped the mini door out, it was funny but when Jackstand done the opposite side, it absolutely ruined me 😂😂😂🏴
Me too! I need this laugh tonight
@@neo1231 what kind of person reads the comments before watching the video???
It never gets old. Does anybody remember when cleet did that to uncle chet's brand new ranger?
Same here...lol
In fking tears
Y’all ain’t gonna have mosquitoes for about 2 months after Jackstand professionally fogged the entire place 😂😂
Ty: “the last 37 times I practiced this over the weekend” Mocking Cleetus lmao 🤣
I literally have tears in my eyes that was so funny!!!
Funny because you just know it’s accurate too…
The trash talk is top notch!
Yeah that was the best I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂
I don't want much! I just want the person reading this to be healthy, happy, and loved! Wishing you a good day full of nothing but positivity, my friend 💕
Ok, guys. Please Read this.
I grew up watching Top Gear. It's literally my favorite show ever, and I started watching it way before the James May days. I'm old.
When the original Top Gear was broken up, I was absolutely gutted. I thought nothing would ever take it's place. The relationship that the guys had was so incredibly special.
I started watching Cleetus when he was putting whistles in exhaust.
I absolutely love this channel. It's incredible what Cleetus and his team have built over the years.
But this " series" with the Miami cars gave me some old school Top Gear vibes. I was crying laughing and it made me feel like the start of early Top Gear.
Jeremy, James and Hammond
Cleetus, James , Squirrel and the boys.
Please, please keep this going.
I/we need this.
I fully agree. They're showing serious potential to be the American equivalent of Top Gear. I know there is U.S. Top Gear, but it's not the same.
Hell yeah, brother!
Agreed im only 35 but top gear was the greatest, this is the only thing that could come close
*no*
*WHAT IF THEY DID A DRIVE FROM FLORIDA TO ALASKA CHALLENGE!!* would be so epic!!!!
Jackstand with the "technicalities" a pure racer at heart!
He was literally a "smokey" Yunick this day. lol
It was hard to hear but when they were questioning the turbo price. He said well I didn’t see anyone pay for nitrous 😂
35:31
21:45 "now this is NOT demolition derby" "yeah, yeah, yeah..." gotta love james 😂
i’m so glad yall threw in jackstand laughing when you closed the door on the mini 😭 my big brother laughs the same way and i’ve been missin him but that reminded me of him to a T
much love to yall
hope you see him soon! never feel afraid to give your loved ones a call just to tell them you love them, and you miss them. you never know when your/their last day may be and it may brighten both of your days.
@@robm5008it's a bot, look at the other comments
***TONIGHT ON TOP CLEET***
A giraffe and a squirrel try to keep their Hemi alive, Jackstand puts a bandaid on his Auchi, Tye and Zach try to show everyone that size doesn't matter
🎶Top Gear Music Plays🎶
Best comment ever on this channel 😭
This should be the top comment!
😂 😂😂
But who's voice did you hear saying it? Hammond, May or Clarkson?
@@richardturner8630 Clarkson 💯
Dude George wheezing laughing his ass off when cleet hit the mini Cooper freaking KILLED me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this video was freaking funny 😂😂
Hands down the series that makes this channel great. Keep up the competition between the guys and the crap talk. It’s gold
Thank you to whoever helped James with the parts.
I was sitting there yelling at the screen like someone watching football when they neither revealed the loaner car, nor re-ran the drag race with the working car. But I guess they have to consider the maximum entertainment value, especially since the Audi winning the drag race would have been a sweep?
He showed up to the race with a broken car. Nowhere would he get a week to rerun the race.
And the tune. That really saved us jimmy fans. ECU was done. Would have been in limp mode every 5 minutes
James cheated so hard and sand bagged them 😂😂😂
Integrated engineering good guys. I've used them to tune a vw
Worst part about the month of FREEDOM is knowing we don't get daily uploads once June hits. Love you Cleet
It is June! 😂
11 months later
wdym when june hits its june 3rd
Buddy’s still in the past
@@hynev9720 nah I looked outside just now and June ain't hit yet
This was sooo much fun to watch! It gives Top Gear UK vibes where they all make fun of each others cars and decisions. Please keep making content like this! It was freakin great man!
Top gear was lame because it was too scripted and too controlled. This is more dangerous, but more entertaining.
@LordSyntax No, the top gear "jokes" were scripted and could only fool a boomer such as yourself. I'm pretty sure, Cleetus and James braking the doors weren't exactly agreed upon in advance with the rest of the crew or they're amazing actors.
This improvisation makes it somewhat dangerous and wouldn't fly in normal TV, cause no insurer would agree to it.
you don't really believe that Jeremy did things like wiring a horn to a gas pedal at night, when everyone was asleep, do you? I'm talking about jokes of this kind.
@@PuerRidcully they literally did these things on Too Gear UK but okay buddy go off
@@justinviray9735 they did, but that's not my point. I see you've got issues with reading comprehension.
@@PuerRidcully comprehension isn’t the issue. obviously you haven’t watched enough Top Gear UK.
THANK GOD they bought that AUDI, they saved someone else from suffering it.
I should say, I like the car. But it was truely a too good to be true for the average person.
@@EM-Night-Rainyea man, those early 2.0t’s suck. His mind was in the right place though
Seems to perform really well. Just needed a new turbo.
@@mediocreman2 i have one, never had an issue, love it runs fine, they payed almost nothing for it, and got what they paid for
I have a soft spot for the old 2.0t S-Line, I had a 2008 back in the day. The engine itself had some quirks(lots of quirks) but the car was 150% solid. Sold it with 134k miles.
When Jackstand backed into their door that second time.....i havent laughed that hard in forever!!!!! HAHAHA!! Thank you for that!!!!!!!!!
Both parts in this series have had me rolling😭
Jackstand driving by with the checkered out the window, while Cleet is looking to see who the first loser was, is pure comedy.haha
I was thinking the sammmeeeeee
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1st loser😂😂😂😂 you didn't 😂😂😂😂
Genuinely hilarious. Well done!
George coming out of the office after Jackstand put in turbo #3 and the car is blowing literal clouds of smoke: "I see ya'll... got it fixed." Had me like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Finding a discrete spot to burn off turbo oil is a vw mechanics past time
20:19 George in a HEMI Brother induced state of bliss lol
13:52 jackstands laugh is so genuine and great idk why felt good vibes
You’re girly as fuck steven
@@TeewopShiesty legit calls himself shiesty goofy wanna be degen
I clicked SO fast! The month of Freedom really had us spoiled!!!!
It never lasts long enough… 😔
@daymoncleveland0622 right!!!?! But I can't even imagine the stress of it all, the gratitude I have for Cleet and the rest of the crew is off the charts.
lolol saaaaaaaaame
Lol you too aye😂. Yall got any extra of them cleeter videos
Right, it never lasts long enough!!
The circle track battle between the mini and the 300 was LEGEND
Love these challenges! The “Cheap Car Shootouts” must continue!
Favorite part of the video was the scene from inside the Audi with Jackstand and his “Jimmy Carr” laugh! 😂
Cleetus: Rips the door half way off the mini.
Also Cleetus: This is not a demolition derby.
26:15 jackstand circling like a shark, then makes the attack on the other door on the mini Cooper 😂😂😂 my stomach is starting to hurt from laughing so much this video 😂😂😂
That had me dying too, all of them concentrating on the vid of who won then crunch James folds the other door😂
that will teach the kids for leaving their doors open .
Smoky jack stand says it all. Creative rule interpretations. Love it.
Anyone want to bet Zack & Ty never leave a car door open for the rest of their lives?
😂🤣😂
Pure Gold!
James laughing had me freaking rolling!
If they didn't learn the first time, I doubt they ever will.
That was hilarious
that will teach em
And James proves that he is the master mechanic and one of the baddest wrench turners you have ever met.
Everyone hitting mini cooper doors is the best thing of this whole video. I was in tears.
I mean who leaves their car doors open.
Cletus playing it cool celebrating his run while George is laughing like a hyena was icing on top
To me it's stupid, juvenile and I hate whistling diesel for the same reason but millions of people love him so I'm obviously in the minority. Not that anyone asked my opinion.
Truth!
@@TheGreenGrower618same. Not amusing to me at all.
19:10 Cletus: “I’ve never seen anything like this in my life” 😂😂😂😂
13:49 James laughing when Clete removed the mini's door made my day
Bro james laugh had me dying laughing I know cleet was editing this laughing so hard like this is definitely going in the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:20 “You never said it couldn’t burn oil” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 As someone who’s blown a turbo in an Audi this makes me laugh beyond control.
You and every other Audi s4 owner
@@Clem_Kadidlehopper that'd be a4s that are notorious for burning oil
@@Clem_Kadidlehopperthat’s an a4, player.
Perfect thumbnail with Jackstand standing beside his smoke machine at 19:30 LOL
James: "It's a start finish, not a checkpoint." = Epic.
"10 laps to make yall broken"
"This is NOT a demolition derby"
THE funniest exchange I've ever seen on this channel! Hell yeah brother!
Honestly😂
“Something a loser would say” best part. Tell ‘em jackstand
The Cheap Car/Truck Challenges are the best Cleet!! We love em...keep it up!!!! Brother!!!
The AUDI WITH A COME BACK!! More epic then hearing jame’s real laugh!
Please, for the Love of all that is Freedom, keep doing these kind of challenges. i suggest a 4x4 budget challenge, a SUV challenge, a mini-van challenge and an RV challenge.
jackstand laughing at the door crunch is he best part of the video lmfaoo
Idk Jack stand backing into the mini might beat that
The Mini and the 300 racing door to door was way more intense action than I thought we were going to see there.
Jackstand smoked the competition by reading between the lines AGAIN!😂
He's got that south Florida Smokey Yunick way of thinking...if the rule book don't say I can't then I can
These guys are making absolutely legendary content. Historical stuff happening here.
LS George has added so much to the channel, his laugh is infectious.
Cleetus' fake surprise after he hits the door on the Mini is pure gold
Guys, take a minute to just appreciate that y'all have such a good friendship,
team, fans, and family you are truly blessed. I wish you nothing but the best.
I love James and his use of loop holes to win every competition! Genius!
One of the biggest parts of winning is knowing the rules and what isn't technically illegal.
9:17 squirrel be looking like he can barley see over the wheel 😂
Never stop being you George 🤣🤣 such an infectious laugh, I can't stop giggling along🤣🤣
You need to do more of these $3k battles. This was a great series!
Jack Stand’s laugh is mint! 13:58
Never have I seen guys have that much fun on a budget, nor have I ever had that much fun watching them.........hilarious. Can't wait for the second part.
Def gotta do this stuff more often. Best content from yall in awhile
“Something a loser would say” EPIC! 😂😂
His one liners are so clutch. Always hits the perfect one liner at the perfect time
That in-car footage in the cooper was sick. Cleetus was driving the hell out of that hemi. Lmao
Anyone else hear jackstands laugh for the first time and how absolutely funny it is 😂🎉
34:48 cleet right now trying to come up with a way to say they cheated😂😂😂😂 then jack stand asking cleet “ so did we win “ 😂😂knowing he did just wanted to make sure it’s okay with boss 😂😂 i’d be sour too😂😂😂😂
Ahahahahahhaha😂 hitting the Mini door 😂😂😂 James's squeeky toy laugh
If Crown Vics become hard to find, 300s could be a replacement
I was thinking the same. They just aren't very reliable or nearly as solid. Those crown viccs were basically trucks. that 300 is a Mercedes that was cost cut by Chrysler.
@dustyc324 nothin wrong with 300s? As long as your cooling system ain't completely trash and you do basic maintenance they're just fine. They're roughly about the same weight as a crown vic as well
@jerodwolford2743 I've been an auto tech for 20 years. a chrysler, anything is junk. a 300 and a crown vic only compare because they both have 4 doors and a v8. after that, one is a truck grade commercial vehicle. one is a German sedan. can the parts get any worse? yep, you could have chrysler step in and make the stuff cheaper and cheaper. chrysler buyers will buy anything. look around. they know they don't need to offer a good product. one little wall tap and the whole front everything will crumble. I've worked on hundreds of them.
@@dustyc324 and the 300 has been around just as long dork lol. If they weren't reliable they wouldn't have lasted 20 years. Both platforms are/were used as police (commercial) vehicles. Many cops said they actually preferred the chargers over anything they had from Ford. The 4.6 has just as many problems as the 5.7 hemi does. The hemi just makes more horsepower, more torque, more aftermarket support, and is also lighter. The crown vic is stuck with a 4 speed auto while the 300 uses a 5 speed. The only thing that's actually junk when it comes to reliability on the 300 is the front suspension set up. The bushings wear out prematurely.
I've owned and worked on both and in the 300 there's too many arms/bushings in the suspension and steering, then Vics have the great dual wishbone front and much beefier rear
Cleeter out there with the Section 8 Bentley, rippin LMAO
Section 8 Bentley, that's friggin awesome.
Oh man😂😂
Stealing.
Lol where I live we call them ghetto wraiths 😂
Jackstand knew exactly what he was doing while driving through the grass. Quattro awd baby.
12:30 This has become our generations Top Gear and i love it
Yeah. But this is real content. Not like TopGear that was all 100% scripted. This is the real thing
This is the best automotive content going right now. PLEASE keep this shit up.
Zach and Ty are my favorite. So humble but try to trash talk. Its funny 😂
Ty drove the pants off the mini against the 300c
They get their shots in though. 😅
@@aznskrachmaztah very exciting race, for sure. I was rooting for ty. Underdog...
U guys hit all the "Tog Gear" points. absolute master series!!!!!!!!!!!
That's exactly what I thought. The Jeremy Clarkson era UK Top Gear series I could watch for weeks...
35:01 clear right now trying to come up with one more challenge in his head😂😂😂😂
Cheap car battle is probably one of my favorite videos ever. Whole crew gets to participate and it's so much fun to watch. HELL YEAH BROTHER
That was pure entertainment. Gimme more entertainment
We need more of this great stuff brotha. !!!!
"Garrett's over there and he's like, so the last 37 times I've practiced it over the weekend..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I cried laughing!!
Talk about a burnout, wow that Audi put out some smoke!
I love the real James come out in these competitions 😂 the clip of James giggling when you smack Zach’s door had me rolling 🤣
"here's a picture of me holding 100 bucks " hahahahahahah
Jackstand's laugh had me dieing!!!
35:01 cleet right now trying to come up with one more challenge in his head😂😂😂😂
Man I just about pissed myself laughing at the Mini Cooper door and the hemi brother slides coming into the track 💀😂😂😂😂😂
This content is diffinetly a must, its fun to see everybody's having fun!
13:50 James’ laugh cracks me the hell up! 😂
29:08 “ the 37 times. I did it over the weekend and this is how I did it and this is how I got faster “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ole diggs comin from ty 😂
My jaw DROPPED both times the mini got the door smoked. Even more so the 2nd time when james did it lmao. I was shook 😂 i couldn't believe they did it twice lmao
James laugh when the door got crunched! 😂 that’s the best genuine emotion
James! Check you crankcase vacuum too! The PCV/Oil Trap that sits on top of the valve cover will fail and allow too much crankcase vacuum and send too much oil vapors into the intake, combustion chamber, etc.
Can confirm.. My A4 did that
23:37 bro the is a great SHOT 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Final challenge is a on/off road rally course with a jump and a puddle section
It doesn't get much better than this boy's 🤘 wrenching, racing , and competing with the boys.
34:30 James was so ready for that argument lol
24:55 if cleet can push ‘em old the outside he has a chance ! Hell, yeah brother
13:50 jack stand laughing was so wholesome, its nice they get to have fun and work for someone like cleet, all us mechanics would have loved to bein this world but we mostly get ass hole bosses
9:04 LOL. George looking for a gear to grab...
Jafro in the wild!
20:19 squirrels laugh is continagues 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
This is literally the best TV I've ever seen!!! My cheeks hurt. 40 minutes of smiles!!!!!
jackstand clearing it out needs to be a poster
A weekend without a Cleetus video was the worst weekend in weeks. Month of freedom spoiled us
I worked for mini when these were new. I did 4 clutches in 1 shift before. They paid like 12 hours flat rate, and took 2-2.5 hours total each. 48 hour pay day for 10 hours of work. We did SO many warranty because of squeal noises so we got really good at them. Good luck bois! Great episode!
need more mini jet boat content and a budget boat comp. budget comps are the best and so entertaining
It would be cool if you guys kept these cars as projects. Next challenge could be who improved most with $5000 budget for mods. 😊
This is one of the reasons I love hate the malicious destruction
This is a great idea. Do the challenge again. Same cars. Maybe a $3000 budget. Fix and upgrade try again