@NoOneGetzOutAlive Like he did as Sam back then, he will come back and take revenge. Pots a cucumber and ram it into Donnie Darko where the sun doesn't shine.
Roadhouse has the best ending of any movie ever. They murder like 9 people and when the cops show up everyone just shrugs and says they didn't see anything. Case closed.
Roadhouse is the quintessential 80's movie. It has punk rocker John Doe as a bartender, pro-wrestler Terry Funk as a bouncer, old Sam Elliot as a boss level bouncer, Elvis' bodyguard as a auto parts store owner, mullets, monster trucks, and house music provided by a blind guitarist. If you don't like Roadhouse, you suck at life!
Just in case you guys never heard this one. The dude who plays the dude who gets his throat ripped out went to the movie premiere with his mother. During the part of the movie where he says the line, "I used to ---- guys like you in prison," his mother stood up, turned to the audience and said, "That's my boy!"
Hank's body double was an assassin in 1986's MacGyver and laser-whipped He-Man Lundgren in 1987. But Swayze wiped the floor right there with him in 1989.
Damn this movie is automatically cool just for having Jeff Healey in it (1:49) guy was blind but he didn't let it stop him from being one of the sickest guitar players of all time. He also opted to play on cheap Squier Stratocasters usually which hilariously shredded the notion that you somehow 'needed' a guitar that costs thousands just to sound good. RIP to a musical legend
That's surely gonna suck a little if your planning on working in a bakery or office or something involving other people tomorrow. Also I probably would take a train or even ride a bicycle to your workplace rather than drive a car.
@@SofaKingShit I have just left a message for my boss explaining that I have to take the weekend off due to just watching a Space Ice video about Roadhouse...He will understand.
“Whiskey’s runnin’ low.” Everyone needs a paycheck, but Keith David had already been in The Thing , Platoon, Bird, They Live, etc.. I wonder how much he got for this crowning achievement.
First time I watched this “hey Keith David….awesome” he then proceeded to not be in the rest of the movie. All on the cutting room floor apparently. One of the many reasons I want the three hour version.
@@jekw23 apparently Keith David pissed off Swayze during filming. So while the movie was being edited, Swayze round kicked his way into the editing suite, did the thing with his fingers and ripped out all the film that had Keith David in it, except for the plot-crucial whiskey line.
2 seconds in and you've already perfectly illustrated why the 80s and 90s were the best fucking decades ever! It's been a landslide to hell in quality ever since.
"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table..." I laughed for like two straight minutes about that. And "Sensing things were getting too awesome, this lady shows up to ruin it." I'm still laughing.
6:32 "His attempts to restock goes full Boston Whiskey Party. Only this time, the red shirts aren't fucking around!" Absolutely brilliant, Space Ice! Your one liners are second to none.
"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table" is the greatest character description of all time. And I'm sorry, but Bob Iger made the common bad guy mistake of not sending out his strongest goon first. As soon as Swayze and his stunt driving knife showed up, he should have sent Kathy Kennedy to drain the life out of Swayze and everything else in a 30 mile radius.
There was an urge to check the channel, because I knew UA-cam was trying to hide something from me, after finding this 2 minutes after release with no notification, I'm glad my instincts took the wheel
10:58 and also trying to figure out why there is a seating area around a plant in the corner of a room looking at a wall. Must be to admire that artwork through the plant.
Watching space ice, I want you to be nice...until its time not to be nice, which normally involves Neil breen but for now let's gourge on some nostalgia. When he ripped that guys throat out, and the nurse checks for a heartbeat...that's medical excellence.
Been waiting to get drunk and watch this. Sorry for the delay everyone but a man's gotta know his limitations. I laughed, i cried, laughed again, a little vomiting ensued and then i started watching. Neil Breen's gotten a lot better and so have the other actors. 4 thumbs up 👍👍👍 Roadhouse!
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Hi sweetie pie.
man f you, how does stand up comedy not make me LOL as much as your commentaries do? :))
Dude the ending when they’re are skinny dipping at the pond and the blind dude is playing guitar while they get it on is the most cold blooded part of
Jerry Jones :P
Bob Iger waves :P
I played this movie on the highest volume possible and my neighbors called the cops because I wasn’t playing it loud enough.
Your neighbors must be gay boys.
😂
The only legend greater than your neighbors is the split to butt wiggle at a bar in Thailand.
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
Did any of them yelled "ROADHOUSE" back at you while imitating Peter Griffin's ?
"He's not Patrick Lazy" was a 200 IQ line.
Idiotic comment
Danica Patrick Swayze 😅
when i heard it i knew i see it in comments haha
"If you're asking how it made that turn, f*ck you! No one questions Roadhouse." 😂
Peter griffin turned it
Sam Elliot likes cool Dudes.
Knives stills good drivers
Anybody seen Richie
"a car driven by a knife..."
The biggest tragedy of the last 15 years is Patrick Swayze never saw this, the review his masterpiece truly deserved.
Yeah RIP.
Thank god he passed before the remake abomination.
@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378
What does Yellowstone have to do with this?
@@BazookaToe IDK did I say that?
@NoOneGetzOutAlive
Like he did as Sam back then, he will come back and take revenge.
Pots a cucumber and ram it into Donnie Darko where the sun doesn't shine.
6:11 "Then a giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table shows up" - Hahaha I'm dying!🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂lol‼️
He knows how to review the BEST movie ever.
Honestly, the first time I saw this movie I thought the exact same thing!
That was my exact focus. Classic Space Ice
😂😂😂
In Roadhouse, Patrick Swayze taught us that pain don’t hurt.
🤣,👏👏👏
With enough adrenaline, pain actually feels good. When the adrenaline wears off though...
He got enuff shot morphine/adrenaline pre shooting
Pain don't hurt him cuz he hurts pain.
Rest In Peace Patrick Swayze. A tremendous loss.
"after about 6 seconds...or 3 Seagal movies worth of movements" killed me x).
That’s the main reason we watch Space Ice videos, to see how long he can go before he starts finding creative, relevant ways to roast Seagal
Roadhouse has the best ending of any movie ever. They murder like 9 people and when the cops show up everyone just shrugs and says they didn't see anything. Case closed.
When a stuffed polar bear falls on you, you'd say that you didn't see anything either!
Yeah, the ending is just bodies dropping in ridiculous ways where even seasoned detectives would be WTFing
You could get away with a lot before DNA evidence existed
They saw Swayze and knew he must have been fighting evil.
There was no black person to hit or blame.
Roadhouse is good enough to fix all your flaws… unless you’re Steven Seagal. Not even a bar in Thailand can fix that.
RIP Patrick Swayze. Hell of a career. Even had a hit song at one point.
Roadhouse is the quintessential 80's movie. It has punk rocker John Doe as a bartender, pro-wrestler Terry Funk as a bouncer, old Sam Elliot as a boss level bouncer, Elvis' bodyguard as a auto parts store owner, mullets, monster trucks, and house music provided by a blind guitarist.
If you don't like Roadhouse, you suck at life!
Since I watched Roadhouse for the first time back in 1997 my life has rocked. Thanks Roadhouse!
That blind guitarist was legit that good too...his name was Jeff Healey
Now that's what I call diversity. hahaha
Forgot about ths topless woman in there.
omg was that Jeff Healey, as well as Terry Funk, wtf? so epic!!
“Taunting the guy for not fighting you while he’s actively fighting you is a bold move.” Let’s see if it works out for him, Cotton. 😂😂
"bless his very clogged heart" Hahahaha!!
That was the one that got me here 😂
@@jonathanpeterson1984same, was scrolling looking for this comment! 😂
That guy was such a great guy in real life. Too bad he died not too long after making the movie.
"We're gonna need you to go be bald somewhere else. Thanks a bunch."
Having decided to go the bald look a few years ago, this caught on to me right away haha
That line was smoothly placed.
That felt personal.
Based.
soo polite
Just in case you guys never heard this one. The dude who plays the dude who gets his throat ripped out went to the movie premiere with his mother. During the part of the movie where he says the line, "I used to ---- guys like you in prison," his mother stood up, turned to the audience and said, "That's my boy!"
What a mom!!
Ok that’s funny
Truly, what a beautiful story!
Siskel and Ebert rates this mom two thumbs down.
JIMMY? I HATE Jimmy, but I saw him in something else and he was pretty good...
"Leaving when there's no more work to do is usually a dealbreaker" 😂😂😂 its funny because a lot of employers really think like that
Watching a Space Ice review is the perfect way to end a work week.
Space Ice has an eye for details. I never knew "Hank" had a body double and that that guy had a nose bleed before
And the body double looks like one of the replicants from Blade Runner.
A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table 😂😂😂
And here I thought Id be the only one making this comment
@ 😄😄😛
This was my lost it moment on this video lol
@@burtharbenson8860 😆😆💯
"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table". Okay, fine, take my money.
“This is definitely the best bar out of Thailand” 😂😂😂 I cracked up
Calling that guy Bob Iger is funny every time.
Wait, was that not Bob Iger??
@@civil_villain I thought it was Jackie Treehorn!
Patrick Swayze (Roadhouse, 1989): That [Bob Iger] guy is crazy
Everyone (2024): yeah we all see it now
The real Bob Iger deserves the same fate
"Getting in touch with his feminine side" Outstanding!
Judging by his car, he's really serious about it too.
Haha by swerving all over the road. I loved it.
LMAO! I didn't catch that until now. That's hilarious!
Roadhouse is so good, if you don't like it youre getting roundhouse kicked.
Roadhouse kicked 😁
Chuck Norris watches this movie as inspiration before he works out and frees POW's in Vietnam.
No one out Chuck Norises Chuck Noris
Hank's body double was an assassin in 1986's MacGyver and laser-whipped He-Man Lundgren in 1987.
But Swayze wiped the floor right there with him in 1989.
“Then a giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table shows up”. 😂
I just randomly found this channel today AND I FRIGGIN LOVE IT!!! 🤣👍
This is a Steven Seagal fan channel, welcome to the club...
“Discount Gary Oldman”
“Bless his very clogged heart”
“Three Segal movies worth of movement”
😂😂😂😂
The "throat rip spin kick" 😂. This is the best one in a while
-A neck full of ass knife- enters the Chat.
Damn this movie is automatically cool just for having Jeff Healey in it (1:49) guy was blind but he didn't let it stop him from being one of the sickest guitar players of all time. He also opted to play on cheap Squier Stratocasters usually which hilariously shredded the notion that you somehow 'needed' a guitar that costs thousands just to sound good. RIP to a musical legend
His set with the great Stevie Ray Vaughan was amazing. Jeff definitely held his own there.
He truly is sinfully underrated. He was a devastating loss to music, in my opinion. His shredding skills were amazing!
She’s freaking out because this is all about her had me rolling!!!!
Thanks to Space Ice for next 24 hours my arm will be remaining in salute pose to this awesome film, what the hell make that 48 hours.
That's surely gonna suck a little if your planning on working in a bakery or office or something involving other people tomorrow. Also I probably would take a train or even ride a bicycle to your workplace rather than drive a car.
@@SofaKingShit I have just left a message for my boss explaining that I have to take the weekend off due to just watching a Space Ice video about Roadhouse...He will understand.
Which salute?
The Roman salute?
@@SimonStrange The Patrick Swayze salute
The Van Damme reference was so subtle...kudos Mr Space Ice.
"Took this beautiful voice from us, only second to my own" -Space Ice
A lengthy investigation was conducted and found that this is true.
"Discount Gary Oldman"😂😂😂...classic😂
Roadhouse.......... Simply uttering the word will gather instant respect from the huddled masses...
And roundhouses
@@AedanBlackheart Peter Griffin Approves this response...
7:36 “Holy fucking shit!” I love it when you get surprised.
MONSTER TRUCK!
Space Ice needs to do more surprised moments like this.
I'm just gonna assume this won Best Picture. not even looking it up.
Fuck yeah...
Agreed, no need to even look, it’s a given.
It won Best Picture 3 times in two years, once in 1988 prior to release and twice in 89.
"A giraffe wearing a picnic table shirt"..You are totally awesome,bro🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!
This is the funniest one in a long time. There were so many good lines in it
“Whiskey’s runnin’ low.”
Everyone needs a paycheck, but Keith David had already been in The Thing , Platoon, Bird, They Live, etc.. I wonder how much he got for this crowning achievement.
$13 bucks and a case of Hennessy is the rumor......
First time I watched this “hey Keith David….awesome” he then proceeded to not be in the rest of the movie.
All on the cutting room floor apparently. One of the many reasons I want the three hour version.
@@jekw23 Release the Rowdy cut!!!
@@jekw23 apparently Keith David pissed off Swayze during filming. So while the movie was being edited, Swayze round kicked his way into the editing suite, did the thing with his fingers and ripped out all the film that had Keith David in it, except for the plot-crucial whiskey line.
Jus keepin up appearances. Dont mean nuthin "
2 seconds in and you've already perfectly illustrated why the 80s and 90s were the best fucking decades ever! It's been a landslide to hell in quality ever since.
The aughts had some good movies, it was all downhill after 09
"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table..." I laughed for like two straight minutes about that.
And "Sensing things were getting too awesome, this lady shows up to ruin it." I'm still laughing.
Roadhouse is the ultimate guilty pleasure movie, "Pain don't hurt"
I thought you'd be bigger...
You know a movie is great when MST3K writes a Christmas carol about it.
You can't keep kicking his door in and waking him up every time his house blows up 😂😂😂 that's a great line
Wow, first time I've ever seen a woman kicked in the kitty in a movie before. XD
Beaver boot
Hey, that’s Patricia Tallman getting kicked, isn’t it?
"No Hard Feelings" and JLaw was naked too
Thanks! I’m crying over here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Be Ice until it's time to not be Ice....
The movie that should have been....
@@scotthoward1265Road House II: Ice House
.... Then it's time to be space
Swayze ain't lazy, not crazy. He's just Swayze. Also? The polar bear should have been hired as a stunt double for Seagal.
my favorite story is that space ice is actually seagals son who has anger towards him. seagal is obviously an amazing actor and a national treasure
6:32 "His attempts to restock goes full Boston Whiskey Party. Only this time, the red shirts aren't fucking around!"
Absolutely brilliant, Space Ice! Your one liners are second to none.
"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table" is the greatest character description of all time. And I'm sorry, but Bob Iger made the common bad guy mistake of not sending out his strongest goon first. As soon as Swayze and his stunt driving knife showed up, he should have sent Kathy Kennedy to drain the life out of Swayze and everything else in a 30 mile radius.
3:58 "bless his very clogged heart" :):)
RIP Swayze
Man space ice just makes my day
"The hair in here can only be described as glorious." dying here. :)))
I just recently saw this movie and loved the hell out of it. All the wonderful goodness of 80s except mullets.
*especially* mullets.
Fixed that for you, I am sure it was autocorrect's fault
I was born in 89 and my mom had me in a mullet throughout the '90s, social services didn't do a damn thing
"Giraffe Lady dressed as a picnic table" is not only hilarious but bang on accurate.
The fact that a masterpiece like Roadhouse doesn’t have a Criterion Collection release is a travesty.
Roadhouse is a great movie.
Space Ice - the movie reviewer I never knew I needed. This one was hilarious! 😂🙌🏽
FINALLY YOU DID ROADHOUSE THANK YOU
Road House is legendary documentation of 80’s Golden era Americana 🇺🇸 culture ! Absolutely love this iconic 80’s classic!
The wild Ambulance part was so fucking shocking that I literally gasped at the fricking lightening speed of the vehicle itself.
Uncle Rico's enthusiasm lol. I've seen this movie so many times that I never noticed the guy mentioned was that much excited popping his shotgun haha
"dressed like a picnic table" -- nailed it like he nailed her
God bless Space Ice
This is brilliant. He's picked up on all the things I hoped he would 😂😂😂
Still work in Thailand, you're a legend
One of the best videos you published. Genius joke every 30 seconds. Just amazing. I love your channel.
There was an urge to check the channel, because I knew UA-cam was trying to hide something from me, after finding this 2 minutes after release with no notification, I'm glad my instincts took the wheel
This is one of the best channels in UA-cam land!
10:58 and also trying to figure out why there is a seating area around a plant in the corner of a room looking at a wall. Must be to admire that artwork through the plant.
One of my favorite movies of all time, can confirm the Iceman’s vid title is 100% accurate.
This is the best channel on UA-cam. So glad the algorithm had it pop up in my feed the other day. I have been binging ever since
LoL the break down of the house owner being full of buckshot and all the crime ignored 🤣
Monster trucks, explosions, fuck yeah!
And more explosions
We miss you Mr. Swayze
Thank you for the laughters
Watching space ice, I want you to be nice...until its time not to be nice, which normally involves Neil breen but for now let's gourge on some nostalgia. When he ripped that guys throat out, and the nurse checks for a heartbeat...that's medical excellence.
"Took this beautiful voice away from us, second only to my own"💀💀💀
After the mandatory steven seagal diss and JCVD reference, I was getting worried I wouldn't hear about the spark plugs but I should've never doubted 😅
Peter Griffins favorite Movie
Roadhouse!
Road ➡️ Road ↩️ Road ⤴️ Road 🔄 Road ⤵️ Road
11:46 Lol "Better Seagal"😂🤣
I can't see Swayze without picturing Conky giving Julian some shit
Conky lmao 😂
The writing in this episode is outstanding. The setups and payoffs to the jokes are very well done, the best yet even. Great work!
Supreme mega blockbuster this time ice. This is Roadhouse.
"The best bar outside of Thailand." 😆 It really is true, nobody question Roadhouse, the best movie ever, thanks!
2:23 Cobra Commander/Star Scream, the late Chris Latta who died way too young.
Disappointed Steve Buscemi is not in this one too, but discount Gary Oldman, Bob Iger, and actual Cobra F'n Commander make up for it
Been waiting to get drunk and watch this.
Sorry for the delay everyone but a man's gotta know his limitations.
I laughed, i cried, laughed again, a little vomiting ensued and then i started watching.
Neil Breen's gotten a lot better and so have the other actors.
4 thumbs up 👍👍👍
Roadhouse!
"..We're gonna need you to go be bald somewhere else" 😄
I’m here for another mega blockbuster hit movie! Let’s go!
This movie taught me a valuable lesson: Don't eat the big white mint.
Wise man!
As soon as the headlights opened like that I was literally thinking the same thing "f****** sold!!" 🤣🤣
"You cant be kicking his door in, and waking him up every time his house explodes"
Shit had me DRT lol
This movie is the movie😎
Og Roadhouse was a work of cinematic art
Oh Space Ice! You’re the greatest 😂
"Getting in touch with his feminine side," made me spit my drink. You have a new subscriber sir!
"They don't call Patrick Swayze for nothing"
Roadhouse is one of those rare movies you want to stop watching but you keep watching. You did that movie justice, bro.