@@detectivebroppy1523 I’m sure you’ve heard this, but traditionally, teenagers were not children, and even children were not seen as children after they could function independently, because the realities of the low quality of life and short lifespans required people to mature quite quickly, something most countries (notice how i say most) have advanced past and led us to now see and treat children as immature and no longer raising them to be adults and take on responsibility early, we simply dont need to. Treating children as children came after child labor laws were enacted and also from wealthy families who’s children would inherit wealth. It was seen as a delusional idea that kids should be “innocent” of the adult world and to be nurtured and educated first. So the idea that teenage girls are children is VERY new. Once you were childbearing age and had enough years of experience training to be a mother everyday of your life and/or training to be a wife and carry on your family’s name (aka like 16), you would be married out of necessity. Obviously we in the modern world do not do these things anymore because of our quality of life and advancement of social structures, so impressing these ideas onto historical applications like this is simply illogical
"yOu lOoK bEtTer iN rEaL LiFe tHaN iN pIcTuReS" 👁👄👁 With straight face: "That's a very inappropriate thing to say" Girl took the words right out of my mouth🤣🤣🤣
"Who’s there" "✨It’s just me✨" "Hey Bazzle did you bring me a new book" "✨Howdy✨" "Forgive me sweetie" "Did someone say fire in the hall?" This says a lot about the writing
If its not for him this movie would not even be listed as E Grade. No joke, remove him and there will nothing worthy of this film, no entertainment value whatsoever. Movies shit and the V.A knows it.
I've heard that the reason the lip syncing is horrible is because these movies are produced in Russia and lionsgate does the English dubbing or something 🤷♂️
Sea witch: In order to be able to walk, the Little Mermaid gave up her voice. And you can become the king of fruitiness by giving me something much less precious than your ability to speak. Pinocchio: My virginity?
The audio: 🎶🎵🎶🎵
The mouth movement: 🙂
It's a Russian dub
Noo 😆
@@Nolongerusingthisaccount123 oh
I see this comment has 999 likes, lets make it 1k
Opposite problem to the Pinocchio one then
Its funnier because in no universe would a literal princess be forced to marry a mailman 💀
Especially one who is a gown ass adult and a teenage child!
@@detectivebroppy1523 I mean, that actually happened a lot through history
@@detectivebroppy1523 I’m sure you’ve heard this, but traditionally, teenagers were not children, and even children were not seen as children after they could function independently, because the realities of the low quality of life and short lifespans required people to mature quite quickly, something most countries (notice how i say most) have advanced past and led us to now see and treat children as immature and no longer raising them to be adults and take on responsibility early, we simply dont need to. Treating children as children came after child labor laws were enacted and also from wealthy families who’s children would inherit wealth. It was seen as a delusional idea that kids should be “innocent” of the adult world and to be nurtured and educated first. So the idea that teenage girls are children is VERY new. Once you were childbearing age and had enough years of experience training to be a mother everyday of your life and/or training to be a wife and carry on your family’s name (aka like 16), you would be married out of necessity. Obviously we in the modern world do not do these things anymore because of our quality of life and advancement of social structures, so impressing these ideas onto historical applications like this is simply illogical
@@detectivebroppy1523 But still, they recognize that there is a modern audience and have the princess herself point out how creepy he is
@@detectivebroppy1523 well children marry adults in the Middle East
*"Who's there?"*
*"ITHS JUST MEEE"*
"I'm gonna live in ÆÆYAÆYA"*
yassified pinocchio 💅
I’m literally rolling help-😭😭
I read this as the boys intro
@@skamosthedestroyerofworlds HOW??-
A E A E AH AH or something.
Nah this ain’t Pinocchio, this is pistachio 💀
STOP-
UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAOOO
YOU MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK LMFAOOO
LMFAOOO
I'm in tears💀
"Ready or not, cause here I come. Get out of the way, get under my thumb. I'm gonna live in 𝕒𝕪𝕪𝕖𝕪𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕪𝕒𝕖𝕪𝕒"
These lyrics are so inspirational 👍🤟🤪🎉🥳😋😌😉☺️😊
@@Dazzle41fr 🤪🤪🤪
𝐀𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐲𝐚٩(ᐛ)و
wish I could move there but I'm broke
@@-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-2 I know same, like only rich people live there
“I’m gonna live in AyYayaYUH”
Those are the most inspirational words I have ever heard from a song.
Don't go just anywhere go to AYeYayAya 💀 quoted by captain creepy pants
@@paniniprincess5211 YES
bro it's so nice there but don't go to the tower
@@atom2865real what's wrong with the tower?
@@that_kny_kid8120 it's not AyYaYaYuh
The audio: AYAYAYAYA
The lip syncing: 😮😮😮
He actual says something different in the original song
The audio: ÆÆYAÆYA
The lip syncing: ŒŒŒYŒ
"Outta my way, get under my thumb"
Bro deserves a grammy
Like I'm short but not microscopic >:(
I think he said cu-
@@lilygamez2568 yea u are haha >:J
"I'm gonna live it, Aeyayaya!"
Bro got bars
This looks like it belongs on Disney minus...
nah this is on nisdey divide…
@@diamondpugs11 bruhh lmaoo
@abraxas deezneez equal
Dasani²
disiskanee negative x/2
People: my singing sounds good
Their singing:
Lol true 🤣
I kinda love the song I know I'm weird ok?
Lmao
He's gonna live in Ayayeyeyah 💀
@@TheDuck133 Holy shit same I think it's because of his weird-ass voice
"yOu lOoK bEtTer iN rEaL LiFe tHaN iN pIcTuReS" 👁👄👁
With straight face: "That's a very inappropriate thing to say"
Girl took the words right out of my mouth🤣🤣🤣
bro is a pedophile 💀
He reminds me of that old legend of zelda cartoon
Are we gonna ignore the princess literally having the bangs of Princess Peach
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED HER HAIR FROM SOMEWHERE- 💀
Yes we are ig
Marie Antoinette who?
@@D00dleStudios DEAD
WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY -
‘My Sweet Monster” sounds like a webtoon title
Trueeeeee
There was a shoujo called my little monster😭
Bahahaha it does!
I mean, I see ads for those all the time >.>
Lol its does tho
You're goddamn right!
“Who’s there?”
“✨*ĮTs JŪst mË*✨”
Oh dear that's accurate
@@NoahPhillips31 how lol, it has symbols and the way he said it was legit
@@NoahPhillips31 how? The way the person typed it had symbols, caps and then lowercase. While fruity-cchio said it normally.
🤓
@@mohdikhwanabdmalik882 you sound goofy right now, bro. Cause the comment was a joke. That's why the symbols. 🤓
🤡
@Everyone that's calling me out IT WAS A JOKE GEEZ LOUISE
we will never forget the iconic "father, when can i leave be on my oWwWwn? 💅🏻"
“That’s a ✨VERY✨ inappropriate thing to say.”
Help what 😭😭
The way the voice doesn’t even sync with the the mouth movements in BOTH movies 💀💀💀
(it’s because it’s originally in a different language and the english voices are just a dub)
@@missdarling7806 what is original language????
@@missdarling7806 it still makes it feel weird and kinda suck
@@agungraytora5689 russian
Frrrr
I feel like the voice actor was drunk and high at the same time while recording I swear why does he sound so weird..?
Because it's a fucking 59 year old pauly shore
@@unknownpasta8103 haha 😂
That's how Pauly Shore sounds
Speech impediment so dont make fun of it
He played the high kid from the goofy movie
Kids movies would rather have a grown man groom a teen girl than a normal gay character 💀
Post-Soviet Russian kids movies are messed up too.
“ its just mEEEeh “ 💀
“ HowDaEy”
“ im gonna live in AYAyUGhh” idk if thats what he actually said but yknow who cares
LMAO
YES I THINK IT WAS-
"I'm gonna live in ÆÆÆYAAAAAA"
Fr lol
"I'm gonna live in ayeyayayah"
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL 💀
😂💀💀💀
Thanks for 557 like holy shit!
I CAN'T 😭😭😭
@@petyreyvind9963 NEITHER CAN I HAHAH
@@mingicringi LETS GO TO AYEYAYAH!!!
his mouth doesnt even match the talking 😭💀
When he says ayayayh he says OoOoOooo
It's because it's originally in another language (forgot which one it was) either way, it really adds to the quality 💀😭😭😭😭
@@briann6520 it's originally Russian but it's dubbed into English but it's so bad ☠️
the original was in Russian that's why
@@briann6520 Usually if people dub it into other languages, they're still required to edit though...so I guess they didn't bother editing it lol
I actually found myself vibing to this song 😭
"I'm gonna live in ÆÆÆYAAA"
Same 😂
It was okay until the ayayaya
“Forgive me, sweetie! 😭”
“dId SoMeBoDy SaY fIrE iN tHe HoLe? 👹”
"Forgive me sweety 😔😩"
"DiD sOmEoNe sAy FiRe In ThE hOlE? 😃💥🎇🎆🎇"
😂
LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wanted to see if someone wrote this😂
💀
Fr 💀
“Who’s there?”
“It’s just me 💅”
U copy me
@@gamerandhuman7807 what???
@@gamerandhuman7807 you don’t own a movie quote lmao.
. Queen 💅
@Floppy boi wth my dood
*"Forgive me Sweetie!!"*
*"Did someone say fire the hole?"*
Bro gotta be the most deaf person on earth 💀☠️
LOL-
Nahh bro just wants some chaos 💀💀💀
Being too close to those fireworks is probably why 😂
You sure about that? Whenever my friend yelled “WHITEBOARD” my ex crush would think she said his name. His name doesn’t even sound like whiteboard 😭
Thats what i was thinking 💭
With that voice, he would ask the princess if she had an older brother.
he wants both
It’s like they ripped off klaus without watching klaus
YES
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR A MINUTE
Klaus was SOOOO good tho, this is like the crap version.
Thats what I was gonna say
Where can I watch that movie again?
"I'm gonna live in ayayeyayah😭"
"Ready or not cuz here I come 🤪 out of my way get under my thumb 👁👄👁"
I'm gunna use that-
Fr💀
He sounds like he chocked on Tesla engine 👁️👄👁️
yeah
@@Mitsuxx 👁️👄👁️ yeah wth is ayayaya
@@Mitsuxx i cant say your wrong 💅
“It’s been a couple of months” A COUPLE OF MONTHS 😭✋
"Who’s there"
"✨It’s just me✨"
"Hey Bazzle did you bring me a new book"
"✨Howdy✨"
"Forgive me sweetie"
"Did someone say fire in the hall?"
This says a lot about the writing
"Hi Basil, did you bring me a new book?"
🏳️🌈✨ _HoWdY_ ✨😩🍑
Fruity 😶
@@glassdollies istg the characters r so fruity i bet the va is also fruity.
ILL BE SO SURPRISED IF THEY HIRED A STRAIGHT GUY JUST TO ACT FRUITY
@@glassdollies Fr what is happening 😭
I was gonna say that it's like hOWdYy
@@TheDuck133 lol
THE LIP SYNCING DOESNT EVEN MATCH UP????
I’m pretty sure it’s originally animated in another language, so it’s not going to match.
Yea I saw from another comment that it was originally in Russian or smth
I swear lionsgate has bipolar disorder the come out with ass low budget movies like this then come out with bangers like John wick
she had the princess peach bang 😭
The beat:🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
The singing:💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
LMAOOOOOOOO
It’s not even singing 😂
Yashirrrrooooo
For real though, the beat was kinda fire but the singing just ruined everything
lol
"Get under my thumb, I'm gonna live in AiyAyAya"
I’m pretty sure it’s “I’m gonna live it”
Get under my thumb 💀
What he said :aiyaya
What he actually said: want a break from the ads?
When they threw him it has no sound 💀
REMINDS ME OF ISLAND BOYS- TWH AYAYA
"Fatherrrrr when can I leave to be on my ownnnn I got the whole worldussy!"
"FORGIVE ME SWEETIE!!!"
"Did someone say fire in the hole 😃"
" Ready or not, cause here I come. "
" Get out of my way, get under my thumb. "
" Im gonna live in ልሃልሃልሃልሃልልልልሃ! "
"Get out of my way, go drink my c-"
@@jackforlife101 um
@@jackforlife101 why don’t you finish that sentence
@@jackforlife101 u we’re about to say Coca-Cola… right?
@@isaacsammy8088no
“Im gunna live in eyaYayAya👹😔”
Lol
Oh gosh someone already commented this 😂
Why did the song kinda eat though
Jojo reference pillar men theme
🤣🤣
“I’m gonna live in ayayaya”💀
I’ve heard it’s really nice this time of year.
If only I had enough money, I would move to AYAYAYA.
I’m with the daughter on this one 💀
“Fatherrr when can I leave to be on my own? Ive got the whole worldussy”
Yesss
he got to live in ayehyayhah
"father i wanna live in ayayaya"
Maybe they shouldn't have left him to on his own 💀💀💀💀💀
Who hired this voice actor 💀
He's the only reason why people watch this movie
A *GENIUS*
If its not for him this movie would not even be listed as E Grade. No joke, remove him and there will nothing worthy of this film, no entertainment value whatsoever. Movies shit and the V.A knows it.
Tbh if the performance wasn't so laughably bad it would just be Unmemorably Bad Animated Movie # 18567. Now it has achieved meme status at least.
The dikny ⚪️ people got a little high before they made this
👧🏼: "who's there?"
👦🏼: "it's just me ✋🙄💅"
WHAT IS THIS 😭
I can’t stop laughing help 🥲
Same 😂
"Who's there?"
✨️IT'S JUST ME✨️
“Are you ok?”
“I guess so 😀🤔”
@Galaxygirl emma that’s pretty gay that you’re in the LGBTQ community
oh hell na-
@Galaxygirl emma bc the voice makes me say oh hell no
"Who's there?✨🤔"
"It's just mæ🗿✨"
Imagine hearing that though-
@@LottieWeb oh-💀
That freaking killed me omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@skeletonsinscarves3965 Lol😂
🍑✨HOWdy✨🍑
- why are they casting the fruitiest people 😂😂😂
"im gonna live in ÆAYAHÆYAOEÆYEAHH😔"
‘I’m gonna live it ayyeyeyeyahhhuhhh’ 😩
that voice tho💀
Stop I'm gonna Choke from laughter
Jojo reference pillarmen theme
"I'm gonna live in ayayaya" what is that💀
💀💀
@@opheebopkrystal5170 Thank you for enriching me now I will be moving there
Kurtis Conner coming out of hibernation after he hears this
"Did someone say fire in the hole?🔥🔥🧐🤨"
He is my favorite character just from that clip tbh
“iTs jUsT mE~💅✨🫶”
"Howdy 🥰😍"
Yass
bruh
“~Ready or not cuz here I come”
I'm gonna live ÏT ÆÆÆ
I'm gonna live in 👹ÆÆÆÆ👹 lip sync doesnt even match😭😭😭
It be lookin like he inhaled some shit
FR
"😯"
I'm pretty sure that's in another scene
U
“FORGIVE ME SWEETIE”
“Did someone say fire in the hole?”
Then the building exploded
"I'm gonna live in æ æy ày ¥Ä"
💀
Dude the lip sync is 📉📉📉📉📉📉
📉
📉
📉
📉
` 📉
📉
📉
📉
@@foxy_lover7791 accurate
@@foxy_lover7791📉
📉
📉
📉
Ayayayayuhhh 😯😯😯
"im gonna live in iæiæiæyæb"
He sounds drunk pinochio 💀
"Ready or not cus here I come, outta my way, under my thumb, I'm gonna live in ÆÆÆÆ-" got me dying 🤣
Bro said if she’s a minor she’s finer💀💀
æ❤ya😮ya😅ya😊æ
Ææææ
@@ilovestarwars"uhm, actually 🤓"
Same
"My Sweet Monster" sounds like the name of a stereotypical Wattpad story 💀
Bam, bam bam
Especially one of those cringe mafia/gang romance stories 💀
@@Maple_Donut unfortunately yes
@@Maple_Donut it even resembles one 😳
XD
STOP I'M DYING LAUGHING, NEVER STOP DOING THESE😂😭💀
"WHO'S THERE😵"
"It's just me😏" had me rolling on the floor
“I’m gonna live in ayeayeayeay”
his mouth: 😮
I was just about to comment that
💀
Its a russian dub
nvm
ok so they're fucking w us now 💀💀
Pretty much 💀👍
Yup.
Implying they weren't doing that from the beginning?
Most definitely
Exactly
"HOeW dAyGh...!" 🥵💅
"Im gOnNA LiVe iN aæyæœy" HELPP I NEED A DOCTOR IM COUGHING UP-
“Who’s there?”
….
“ItS jUsT mE”
"I'm gonna live in ayayayayuh"
Wish I could sing like that😩😩😩😩
*Fr😣😩*
I can't imagine someone singing that bad I'd rather listen to smoove barfour try to sing lil tjay
"Where do you live?"
"I live in AYAYAYA"
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHJVX woah no way I live in AYAYAYAYA
"i'm gonna live in ayaYAYUHH" HELP BRO💀💀😭
HELP IM SOBBING OF LAUGHTER
HHHHHHHHHHH 😭🤣 HELPPPPPPPPPPPP
That ain't Disney+ that's Dis knee- 💀
“im gonna live in ayeyayeayya”
his mouth: 😲
Can we talk about when the mailman said “ah ya ya ya” his mouth was like😮
💀
*Intense yelling I guess.*
I want to live there too😞
𝚈𝚎𝚜 🥴🥴🥴
@@wildmoika ¥£$
"did you bring me a book?"
*hOwDy*
THIS COMMENT SECTION IS GOLDEN 😂😂😂
LOL
“I’m gonna live in AEAEAEAEA”
What the heeeeelll-😭💀💀💀
“I’m gonna live in AyAHyAYHhYaaH”
WHAT THE HELL?!?
The lip syncing: 🙏
I've heard that the reason the lip syncing is horrible is because these movies are produced in Russia and lionsgate does the English dubbing or something 🤷♂️
These movies are just pure meme material. They’re so bad thats it funny
I think thats the point
@@datcheesecakeboi6745 they really made a movie for the memes?? Damn
@@organges theres no way they made a second movie if they werent
"I'm going to live I ꏂꌦꏂꌦꏂꌦꏂꌦꏂꏂꌦꏂEUUU" got me dying😂
“Who’s there?😯🧐”
“It’s just me😁😏”
“Ready or not cuz here I come🥳 Out of my way😒Get under my thumb😃👍I’m gonna live in æyæyæyæyāyæy😎✨”
She looks 10 💀
You seem 10
Agreed..
@@snjbear68 years of dude 💀
@@puckaduck9250 damn years of dude
Honestly your profile picture is really fitting for this comment, but she really does though
The voice: aye aye aye a
The animation: oooooooooooooo
Ikr I was like um get it right
“*I’m gonna live in A Y U H Y Æ U G H U H*”
-Pinocchio 2023
2022* the video is a year old
"AEAYAYAEYAYA"
💀💀
"I'm gonna live in AYAYAYA"
BRO I CAN'T WRITE THIS W/ A STRAIGHT FACE💀
"Im gonna live it, ayayayaa~"
"Did somebody say, Fire in the hole?"
**Everyone watches the castle be on fire**
"Fire in the hole"💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
SOBBIN
Not the footsteps in the singing scene 💀💀
“howdy ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎”
"iM gŌòÑnAàāā lĪvvēĒē iññ ææēyæyēyàÿhāaa"
got me dying 😂😂😂
I know right
Ha yeah can’t believe the movie actually exists
"who's there?"
"It's just MÆ🗿👅💅🍑"
Lol
I was gonna say that exact sentence.
i have come to realization i was wrong
You called lad?
@@so1ar3nergy how t-
I think the studio is dedicated to write those 'so bad that it's good' movies 🤣🤣
“I’m gonna live it Aææææææup”
I'ma live in æææ aaaah.
10/10 song writing
Best song ever
Pinocchio: “the last virgin”
Now at Applebee's
Sea witch: In order to be able to walk, the Little Mermaid gave up her voice. And you can become the king of fruitiness by giving me something much less precious than your ability to speak.
Pinocchio: My virginity?
@@setsu-chon i think for his virginity to remain it eould need to be the ability of getting beaches
Bro how is this guy fruitier than me 💀
"Who's there? 😨😰"
"It's just me 🙄🤪"
"Im gonna live in AYEYAYA AH"
What--