Coney and Slime are probably my two favorite commentators for literally any game because from my perspective it seems like they both value entertaining the audience with banter/discussion over focusing entirely on how the match is playing out, even if it’s with something completely off-topic. And no matter how many people are making hate threads or complaining on forums, they just keep doing it their own way, and I really respect that.
Hello slime, yesterday after many months, I decided to go and watch some twitch, I had lost my love for twitch many months ago and I got the itch to open it back up. After many months of not watching any streamers, I struggled to decide which streamer to go watch for the first time in a while, but then I saw that my favorite yard member was online, so I decide to go watch him. I, like many others have amazon prime, so I decided to spend it on you, one of the funniest online personalities I have watched. I decided to write a little message to you, something playful that would hopefully put a smile in your face, the message was "Hello cutie patootie". Upon reading this message, you said the following "Don't ever talk to me like that" and banned me. Mr. Slime, I would very much appreciate it if you would unban me, as I enjoy to see the chat, please and thank you :D
He's an incredible yapper. 2017-2019 Wolfe would have a match scheduled with another youtuber, start the recording AN HOUR early, and just yap to the camera until they showed up. Some of my favorite old content. I think LOCKED OUT is on my top 10 youtube videos of all time list
9:26 as a kid I thought I had no imagination and as I grew up I just figured that shit was fake. I didn’t know people could actually envision objects in their minds like that. I always thought people were all like me and that was just a visual representation of imagination they used in cartoons. I can picture like glimpses of memories and a good sense of direction but creating objects in my mind was something I really wished I was able to do as a kid. I remember trying and trying but I didn’t get anywhere so I thought it was bs
Generational crashout from Ludwig
Bro's a jigglypuff player like we should have known
top 10 salty absurd crashout moments in history
timestamp?
@@the-golden-duck 0:00
0:14 excited
Slime's best jokes curated by Slime
Who better to do it, he's the comedy expert
#snubbed
he's finally out of the mines and he's got diamonds
“Wow that’s a lot of games” is hilarious
Wake up babe, there's fresh slimewire straight from the tap
19:49 brb pitching your idea to Beat Saber
i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs
LMAO
wtf is this real life
That's crazy
Coney and Slime is the antagonist team up of the century
7:20 the tiny panic on ludwig’s face when tina asks what “print” means
Coney and Slime are probably my two favorite commentators for literally any game because from my perspective it seems like they both value entertaining the audience with banter/discussion over focusing entirely on how the match is playing out, even if it’s with something completely off-topic. And no matter how many people are making hate threads or complaining on forums, they just keep doing it their own way, and I really respect that.
23:56 "That's the sound knuckles makes in Sonic Adventure Battle Two" dude holy fuck. that is so accurate it's scary.
came down to find this that shit crit me
my imagination allows me to fully visualize, in HD clarity, slime with a big rosebud hanging out shaved and oiled
Hmm :/
I'm going to be honest, I am not a fan of this comment. Well done!
one of the rare instances i am thankful for aphantasia
I truly hope slime snipes you on twitter for this one. amazing comment btw
the erobb gta 5 loading screen is one of my favorites it's just so good
The slime best of from worlds greatest is actually what I needed today. Yayayayay
Staring at Slime's shirt and trying to decide if it goes on the Christmas wishlist or not
cop
cop
It's from a website called Mamono world if u want it
I think those guys are gonna call the police on you
@@connorpalmer6454 I'm getting the police called on me because my swag too different
Worlds greatest polycule
Red bull makes every polycule great
stanz at 3:13 is so real for that and also brought back forgotten horrors to my mind palace
"he doesnt rule with an iron fist, he rules with a squeaky toy hammer" is great
This video is the amalgamation of all the stuff Lud had to cut from his video due to sponsors lmao
Coney and Slime is a godlike combo
Bro I wasn't familiar with Etoiles's game, he's funny as fuck
7:40 insane banger from Coney
6:42 acting like his ass doesn't sleep on the ground with the detritivores
Bro, this comment got me imagining Maya giving Slime a tour of alveus, and it hit me different.
I'd love to see that! Hopefully Maya will give him a nice enclosure and he can get the care he needs ❤️
Hello slime, yesterday after many months, I decided to go and watch some twitch, I had lost my love for twitch many months ago and I got the itch to open it back up. After many months of not watching any streamers, I struggled to decide which streamer to go watch for the first time in a while, but then I saw that my favorite yard member was online, so I decide to go watch him. I, like many others have amazon prime, so I decided to spend it on you, one of the funniest online personalities I have watched. I decided to write a little message to you, something playful that would hopefully put a smile in your face, the message was "Hello cutie patootie". Upon reading this message, you said the following "Don't ever talk to me like that" and banned me. Mr. Slime, I would very much appreciate it if you would unban me, as I enjoy to see the chat, please and thank you :D
my username is dulperrr
@@duliorios6878 im good on that
you got slimed
@@slimewirebro didn't sugar-coat it
every cut in this video gave me whiplash, thank you slime
Wolfey on the yard would go so hard oh my god 😂
He's an incredible yapper. 2017-2019 Wolfe would have a match scheduled with another youtuber, start the recording AN HOUR early, and just yap to the camera until they showed up. Some of my favorite old content. I think LOCKED OUT is on my top 10 youtube videos of all time list
@ you and me brother bear
Ludwig ahh thumbnail
Tina did fantastic as the straight man on the couch, great stuff.
I genuinely cried from laughter, thank you slime!
Ludwig "you can't say that" Ahgren
Strapping in for another Slime smash hit
Slime! I live for these videos, keep the slop coming!
“All I do is see the end of my ops” is so hard bro
21:50 surely Ludwig is sliding some Funky Kong r34 at Slime right here
The applebee's shirt is so fire
12:45 actually so funny
we all know which couch's got the villains
teemo is a war criminal
8:00 there is actually a hitch hikers guide game!
Coneys evil ass stare right at the start scares me
9:28 It used to be two, now it's three
The apple fell far from the tree🍏
good god i can smell it through my screen
holy like batman, the likes are are pouring in!🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🧍🏼♂️
I just genuinely enjoy listening to Slime's commentary
41 minutes of slop we eating good tonight lads
this is the worlds greatest edit i needed
i just watched this twice back to back because i had nothing else to do
Thanks for uploading this king
“I’m not saying I’m proud of it, but I did it. And I’m proud of it”
27:53 “easy Tom Brady” slime is too quick with it
Ludwig actually got slime on commentary after asking enough on the yard.
caster commentary behind-the-scene (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Great bit from Connor eats pants
alright slime, this is some of your best work to date on youtube.
im so eternally happy there is a new slime video
man i love to refresh youtube to a slime upload
i zoned out for a tiny bit, and then i thought it ended on slime doing a nick mullen impression of tucker on broadcast and was so confused
my mind is blank I see nothing but darkness
Ludwig is so cracked at the mp4 minigane order up. Slime never losing that game actually is god gamer behavior
I was here for the commentating ngl
“Slim be careful!”
#1 brand risk NA
slime is a born commentator man
It’s legally distinct
9:26 as a kid I thought I had no imagination and as I grew up I just figured that shit was fake. I didn’t know people could actually envision objects in their minds like that. I always thought people were all like me and that was just a visual representation of imagination they used in cartoons.
I can picture like glimpses of memories and a good sense of direction but creating objects in my mind was something I really wished I was able to do as a kid. I remember trying and trying but I didn’t get anywhere so I thought it was bs
slime slop for my slime starved little belly
Slime is a generational ad risk bro
you know technically we all got our diapers changed by intelligent apes
Love me some slimewire straight to the organs
My goat says it like it is
they didnt have slop like this in the trough back in the middle ages
Damn it Slime i own that shirt, and now that you’re wearing it, I have to throw it out. Thanks a lot.
why
If I pull up to the function and some slatt is wearing my fit but better, I'm never wearing the fit again
slime so real for the minigolf thing i have quit minigolf before mid game for similar reasons.
Now I really wanna watch the whole tournament
slime knowing who vinnie hacker is feels like a sign we switched universes
Finally we've returned from the mines
you drop every time i forget about you
tina calling ludwig a teemo player was gold
I am white, I am 34, I do sleep in a trailor on the floor!
sounding with the pokemon keys
fresh slime straight from the wire
i like slime casting too bad i cant see his tweets
41:20 Slime on the scene (colourised)
Someone should fuse Ludwig to Coney's shoulders so they can experience average male height.
I can’t see the damn apple
Dastardly commentary my good man.
17:44 i thought this was an impression of ludwig’s mom for a sec
This is like The Yard+
this is a good movie. slime is very funny!
Comparing Minecraft parkour to hitchhikers guide is crazy
dare i say electric
I WAS JUST WATCHING THE MELEE COMMENTARY FROM 2 YEARS AGO
Stopped watching Blue Bloods to watch this! Very cool!
Bruh my dad is currently watching that 💀 S8E19
that's crazy that logwig called himself a high level league player
we just passing over the connor segment
Thanks for the slop, king.
slimewire is what happens when i undock from my friend
38:29 Lauren Bobr
ALT TITLE= ludwig stream: nothing but the hits
This was hilarious
Etoiles said Sonic sucks? I don't think I like that guy
coney gotta be on the yarf
i like connoreatspants