How to Know You’re Becoming a White Woman - Dewayne Perkins - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2020
- Dewayne Perkins explains what happened when his mom signed him up for a “Scared Straight” program and shares how his attempt to perfect his white woman perspective got out of hand. (Contains strong language.)
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“At a Sweet Green looking at crystals on Etsy” and “Transformation complete!” deserved bigger laughs
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably wasn’t enough white women in audience to relate. 🥴🤷🏽♀️
The green crystals on Etsy deserved a standing ovation.
Absolutely 😂😂😂
Perhaps too personal? Like, I resemble that remark.
I was eating mango while watching this 😂😩
Sorry for the graphic details on your comment and the fact you were eating mango
@M Bryant woah calm down buddy
A very poor choice of food young women
@M Bryant lol wow 😅
@M Bryant i'm sorry but i can't take anyone who uses incel language unironically seriously 😭😭 and for the record.. I'm a woman
iLaughed...hard. "Like a mango that's been through a lot."
Bruh the accuracy of this had me cracking up!!
Here's so right, and now I will never again be able to eat one without thinking of the other...
Oh my... What a stiff audience. Nobody laughed at the “bigot” joke... One of the best ones.
hes interactable, funny and has the crowd going. Good comedian
Idk what I would not do if someone offered to pay my student loan debt.
I would do a LOT!!! 😁
Times is tough loool
For me it's helping me immigrate to another country. Yes I'll get gay married for that, make it official! And I will love my new wife....just very reluctantly in one aspect of our relationship.
great comedian but comedy central is being really greedy reposting the exact same set from two years ago. like yall make enough money already and i know for sure none of the proceeds are going to him.
That's how marketing works. Go to any good channel on UA-cam, you'll see tons of videos on the same thing. Only so many ways to do a sit up.
Ill see comments talking about how they should be posting black comedians performing for black audiences bc their jokes tend to go over white ppls head but I really think the same should apply to gay comedians as well. This dude is fantastic and that audience did not appreciate him enough
Well he’s both so both apply here
He was hilarious! Black and gay? Perfect!!
Oh please.
“NYC is a bad place full of bad people” long time resident and can confirm 🤣🤣🤣
“The texture is unsettling” 😂😭😂
Let us live lol
The opening line was like he met John.
"...and I'm new in town!"
“I will start with the fact that I’m black, as that is a given. Then for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay”
Did I recently watch this? Yes.
Am I watching it again? Yes.
The set was hilarious. Several jokes went over people’s heads.
Agreed! This guy is so hilarious, the crowd doesn’t deserve him!
The mango joke
It sounds like he was a writer for Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. I can easily believe it because he was hilarious!
Oh, good point. Not sure why I thought if Chelsea Handler and Samantha had completely slipped me mind.
Well, why guess when you can Google it for 2 sec...? He was was writing for Michelle Wolf's short lived late night.
People keep saying this is a very scary time to live. But imagine living through the time when anyone can call you a witch and you have to prove you're not. 😂😂
Ohhhh, you mean like how a person is born in Kenya and is the founder of ISIS, or another person have been eating children and cheese pizza because her friend ordered pizza to a dinner once? 😂
“It’s like a very soft Mango that’s been through a lot” LMFAOOO
Damn theres ALOTTA haters in the comments😔 this guys killing it💯
The part where he stumbles over his punchlines? Or kinda mumbles through his set ups?
The “ohmigawd yawsss” killed me😂😂
A very soft mango that's been through a lot 😂
he is so lovely
Great set! Hope ro see more from him!
Thoughtful and entertaining set. He turned into a Karen, poor boy.
Great story teller. Got me laughing before the gym 😂
The last joke was pure gold!
“Would work,” is homophonous with “woodwork.”
Really good!! We need more from this person!!!!
Great job 👏
this was an amazing set
I love his voice !
Don't spoil mango for me please! Hilarious!!!
I get those shooting thoughts all the time. Being in public with lots of people now is stressful
That was some hilarious stand up
my new favorite comedian
Excelente 💥😄💥
🗣🗣🗣🗣 I love his energyyyy, he made me laugh pretty hard
Great material! hahahaha
Yo he’s pretty good
"Kinda like a beat up mango that's seen alot" 🤣🤣🤣
“A very soft mango that’s been through a lot” 😂
This guys is so awesome and hilarious
I felt that YASS on a spiritual level.
I want that hat...where?!!
He already said...Marshall's lol
@@moarroz mmm you sholl right
You have to go back in time to 1989..
This is a very similar one: www.gigipip.com/products/wren-round-top-hat-1?variant=29603234086956¤cy=USD&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpfKTgtne6gIVfBatBh1ZJQ6GEAQYASABEgIQe_D_BwE
But if you look for boater hats, bolero hats, or “telescope crown hat” you can probably find others. :) That was just the most similar one I happened to find.
he is sooooo funny no pause his jokes just flooow!!!
I'm in love 😍
His description of vagina the 🥭 I'm dead 😂
Love it! Everyone has a price 😍😍😍
This guy is amazing
SOOOOO GOOOD! 🆕 FAVE 😩⚠️
Did he say a mango that's been through a lot? LOL
So cute and funny!
TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!
His reasoning for gay peeps being the chosen ones is actually pretty legit sounding🤔
"Pass me that plate of vagina". Im DEAD!!!!!!!!
I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you, I needed this 💞
Hes crazy
This was already uploaded with the same thumbnail and a different title
I could swear I've heard some of his jokes from Jaboukie...
He is so cute, yaaaassssss
Lol
❤️❤️❤️
Wow wow wow ❤️👏👏
*karen hides in corner*
LMAO!! this audience got like HALF of the jokes!🤦🏽♀️ he’s fucking hilarious!!!😆😆 I love him!!✨👏🏽
Hmm
Why'd y'all change the title?? 😕
There is nothing wrong with Marshall’s! The shade!
so apparently there is a straight comic named Dwayne Perkins and a gay comic named Dewayne Perkins.
And other perkins is hilarious!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
This isn't my dude from Brooklyn. TF?
He sorta looks like dababy ?
How mad I would be if I died in a Marshall’s- every one who aspires to millionaire status
🤗😄😂🤣🥰👏👏👏👍🏾👍🏾🤗❤
Fear about being shot in a Marshall’s. #samsies
*he meant that she was a karen* !
Its funny because i fucking hate calling the cops even when i'm in actual danger....
He should wrote for Reductress 🤣🤣 reductress.com/
Wait... did anyone notice that some jokes were identical with Joel Kim boosters Set? I wonder who stole from who
They're legit the same person in different bodies. Even the way they deliver and carry themselves.
I STAN Joel
Funny, all these ppl blaming the audience. It's always the bow & arrows fault, never the Indians...
This guy never heard of Jeffrey Dahmer. XD
Become a black woman. Challenge
Ik it’s a joke, but it’s sad that the mass shootings line rings true even today, 5/25/2022…
Maybe the problem is he had a Soft mango w/a weird texture instead of a sweet peach 😂🍑😅 He's funny tho
That's what I'm saying...gay guy's be picking their best friends to eat out or something cuz they always have a horror story like that is normal. They also need to be told that as a man ages he starts shooting out cottage cheese material. Facts from an endocrinologist and urologist
" Sir at first you don't succeed, try try again"
Sthuper gay
Wait, is he gay?
DA, If it's quack like a duck etc...
Wait what yes he’s gay no he’s not dumb if that’s what you were trying to say
He’s funny I guess but he’s very awkward 👼🏼
Wow... Bombing is always hard to watch
Faith. It's all about believing. You don't know how it will happen. But you know it will.
Bullshit. Faith is for losers. You want something, make it happen. End of.
Choose your faith and leave me out of it. Good for you you want a god who hates diversity, have a nice day I don’t wanna hear about it.
Super gay
So what???
So apparently gay people can't catch covid since the last two uploads have been gay comics
They weren't recorded during the 'rona 😐
this audience si weak, vibe check Not Passed
Is it gay black guy comedian month on UA-cam again?
I hope so it’s my favorite month
Edie, when you gonna dump that loser Andy?
Not funny, didn’t laugh
Lame
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What-
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@@marlonthemightysmith7836 Get over yourself! If you don't like it don't watch, but you don't need to leave multiple hateful comments.
@Jon Cosmo Seriously? What if we all just stopped being racist, homophobic, transphobic and/or Islamophobic and just remained quiet instead of feeling the need to announce our ill-will from behind the safety of our keyboards.
1BoardwalkAngel Forever thank you
Love the comedy , hate the politics, stop listening to mainstream hooah
🙄 So we should listen to who? Trump/gop liars, criminals and perpetrators of dangerous conspiracy theories - to deflect from their own transgressions?
It’s hard to find someone funny when they give off the impression that they actually feel superior to the crowd.
Didn’t get that vibe from him at all and I dislike people who act like that.
I think its an act
You're such a hapless Millennitard that you can't even detect OVERT, HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT self deprication.
Dave oh my god chill out people like you always starting arguments full of rage without any actual reason to be upset.
I can laugh about myself, white people, sex, white women, millenials etc. But there needs to be some sort of balance, some hint of "I know we all aren't perfect" or something that indicates a funny roast. That's why I didn't like these jokes. They seemed to come from a genuinely prejudiced place.
I guess this could be for somebody..... Its not me though. 👎
Spend more time writing real material instead of picking out your hipster fits
Stfu
@Owen Sheridan no u
He looks snatched, the hell are you talking about. His jokes were also pretty funny. Last time I checked he had a crowd looking at him and laughing at his jokes. What are you doing?
This was......trash