How to Know You’re Becoming a White Woman - Dewayne Perkins - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубліковано 5 лип 2020
  • Dewayne Perkins explains what happened when his mom signed him up for a “Scared Straight” program and shares how his attempt to perfect his white woman perspective got out of hand. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @sarah.s.flanagan
    @sarah.s.flanagan 4 роки тому +255

    “At a Sweet Green looking at crystals on Etsy” and “Transformation complete!” deserved bigger laughs

    • @mismay360
      @mismay360 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SakinahIman
      @SakinahIman 4 роки тому +6

      Probably wasn’t enough white women in audience to relate. 🥴🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 3 роки тому +3

      The green crystals on Etsy deserved a standing ovation.

    • @alisiabarbour7374
      @alisiabarbour7374 3 роки тому +2

      Absolutely 😂😂😂

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 2 роки тому

      Perhaps too personal? Like, I resemble that remark.

  • @ciara9414
    @ciara9414 4 роки тому +365

    I was eating mango while watching this 😂😩

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry for the graphic details on your comment and the fact you were eating mango

    • @bepis602
      @bepis602 4 роки тому +6

      @M Bryant woah calm down buddy

    • @Nada_fr
      @Nada_fr 3 роки тому

      A very poor choice of food young women

    • @FountainOfYoot
      @FountainOfYoot 3 роки тому +2

      @M Bryant lol wow 😅

    • @bepis602
      @bepis602 3 роки тому +3

      @M Bryant i'm sorry but i can't take anyone who uses incel language unironically seriously 😭😭 and for the record.. I'm a woman

  • @RaymondGW
    @RaymondGW 4 роки тому +169

    iLaughed...hard. "Like a mango that's been through a lot."

    • @Staylive7
      @Staylive7 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh the accuracy of this had me cracking up!!

    • @rememberozma
      @rememberozma 4 роки тому +4

      Here's so right, and now I will never again be able to eat one without thinking of the other...

  • @jadwigaw.6896
    @jadwigaw.6896 4 роки тому +269

    Oh my... What a stiff audience. Nobody laughed at the “bigot” joke... One of the best ones.

  • @DonVonBliss
    @DonVonBliss 4 роки тому +104

    hes interactable, funny and has the crowd going. Good comedian

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 4 роки тому +105

    Idk what I would not do if someone offered to pay my student loan debt.

    • @legalgal12
      @legalgal12 4 роки тому +2

      I would do a LOT!!! 😁

    • @mismay360
      @mismay360 4 роки тому +2

      Times is tough loool

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 роки тому

      For me it's helping me immigrate to another country. Yes I'll get gay married for that, make it official! And I will love my new wife....just very reluctantly in one aspect of our relationship.

  • @lucienmeunier3268
    @lucienmeunier3268 4 роки тому +223

    great comedian but comedy central is being really greedy reposting the exact same set from two years ago. like yall make enough money already and i know for sure none of the proceeds are going to him.

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 роки тому +4

      That's how marketing works. Go to any good channel on UA-cam, you'll see tons of videos on the same thing. Only so many ways to do a sit up.

  • @BlueIdiotPie
    @BlueIdiotPie 4 роки тому +151

    Ill see comments talking about how they should be posting black comedians performing for black audiences bc their jokes tend to go over white ppls head but I really think the same should apply to gay comedians as well. This dude is fantastic and that audience did not appreciate him enough

    • @GDL364
      @GDL364 4 роки тому +4

      Well he’s both so both apply here

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 3 роки тому +1

      He was hilarious! Black and gay? Perfect!!

    • @casadegaitan
      @casadegaitan 3 роки тому +1

      Oh please.

  • @mismay360
    @mismay360 4 роки тому +42

    “NYC is a bad place full of bad people” long time resident and can confirm 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LearningToLove..
    @LearningToLove.. 3 роки тому +8

    “The texture is unsettling” 😂😭😂
    Let us live lol

  • @chaseleswift252
    @chaseleswift252 4 роки тому +87

    The opening line was like he met John.

    • @Demosthenes7891
      @Demosthenes7891 4 роки тому +9

      "...and I'm new in town!"

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 3 роки тому

      “I will start with the fact that I’m black, as that is a given. Then for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay”

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG 3 роки тому +16

    Did I recently watch this? Yes.
    Am I watching it again? Yes.
    The set was hilarious. Several jokes went over people’s heads.

    • @samanthasangqu7187
      @samanthasangqu7187 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed! This guy is so hilarious, the crowd doesn’t deserve him!

  • @pernellrachel7474
    @pernellrachel7474 4 роки тому +45

    The mango joke

  • @heidi3963
    @heidi3963 4 роки тому +60

    It sounds like he was a writer for Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. I can easily believe it because he was hilarious!

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, good point. Not sure why I thought if Chelsea Handler and Samantha had completely slipped me mind.

    • @RedHaidCat
      @RedHaidCat 4 роки тому +11

      Well, why guess when you can Google it for 2 sec...? He was was writing for Michelle Wolf's short lived late night.

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 4 роки тому +13

    People keep saying this is a very scary time to live. But imagine living through the time when anyone can call you a witch and you have to prove you're not. 😂😂

    • @conancat
      @conancat 3 роки тому +3

      Ohhhh, you mean like how a person is born in Kenya and is the founder of ISIS, or another person have been eating children and cheese pizza because her friend ordered pizza to a dinner once? 😂

  • @haysoos7945
    @haysoos7945 3 роки тому +2

    “It’s like a very soft Mango that’s been through a lot” LMFAOOO

  • @amandaphillips4344
    @amandaphillips4344 4 роки тому +85

    Damn theres ALOTTA haters in the comments😔 this guys killing it💯

    • @princevegeta-son
      @princevegeta-son 4 роки тому

      The part where he stumbles over his punchlines? Or kinda mumbles through his set ups?

  • @queenjordiisgems
    @queenjordiisgems 3 роки тому +2

    The “ohmigawd yawsss” killed me😂😂

  • @karlwashington6414
    @karlwashington6414 4 роки тому +10

    A very soft mango that's been through a lot 😂

  • @petramladenovic2927
    @petramladenovic2927 4 роки тому +45

    he is so lovely

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 4 роки тому +9

    Great set! Hope ro see more from him!

  • @jasondesper4055
    @jasondesper4055 4 роки тому +79

    Thoughtful and entertaining set. He turned into a Karen, poor boy.

  • @RochX-7
    @RochX-7 2 роки тому +2

    Great story teller. Got me laughing before the gym 😂

  • @scottwareham6987
    @scottwareham6987 4 роки тому +5

    The last joke was pure gold!

  • @thecheshirecatecholamine994
    @thecheshirecatecholamine994 3 роки тому +4

    “Would work,” is homophonous with “woodwork.”

  • @claudiasilva9318
    @claudiasilva9318 4 роки тому +39

    Really good!! We need more from this person!!!!

  • @sherwinjordan7301
    @sherwinjordan7301 4 роки тому +12

    Great job 👏

  • @BuckMeisterCulREACTS
    @BuckMeisterCulREACTS 4 роки тому +2

    this was an amazing set

  • @Im.SheenaV
    @Im.SheenaV 4 роки тому +19

    I love his voice !

  • @carolyngraham1407
    @carolyngraham1407 3 роки тому +1

    Don't spoil mango for me please! Hilarious!!!

  • @holleyhoffman6011
    @holleyhoffman6011 3 роки тому +2

    I get those shooting thoughts all the time. Being in public with lots of people now is stressful

  • @caleortega2936
    @caleortega2936 4 роки тому +5

    That was some hilarious stand up

  • @sadier2740
    @sadier2740 4 роки тому +6

    my new favorite comedian

  • @luvinart.839
    @luvinart.839 4 роки тому +5

    Excelente 💥😄💥

  • @vitoriafreirevilasboas8025
    @vitoriafreirevilasboas8025 4 роки тому +1

    🗣🗣🗣🗣 I love his energyyyy, he made me laugh pretty hard

  • @OfficialJagPaw
    @OfficialJagPaw 4 роки тому +3

    Great material! hahahaha

  • @simbull1175
    @simbull1175 4 роки тому +17

    Yo he’s pretty good

  • @hazknow12
    @hazknow12 2 роки тому

    "Kinda like a beat up mango that's seen alot" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grizzlyblue486
    @grizzlyblue486 2 роки тому

    “A very soft mango that’s been through a lot” 😂

  • @asterphoenix5678
    @asterphoenix5678 4 роки тому

    This guys is so awesome and hilarious

  • @ThexDynastxQueen
    @ThexDynastxQueen 3 роки тому +2

    I felt that YASS on a spiritual level.

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel 4 роки тому +28

    I want that hat...where?!!

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 4 роки тому +7

      He already said...Marshall's lol

    • @thaelectricfeel
      @thaelectricfeel 4 роки тому

      @@moarroz mmm you sholl right

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 4 роки тому

      You have to go back in time to 1989..

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 роки тому +2

      This is a very similar one: www.gigipip.com/products/wren-round-top-hat-1?variant=29603234086956¤cy=USD&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpfKTgtne6gIVfBatBh1ZJQ6GEAQYASABEgIQe_D_BwE

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 роки тому +2

      But if you look for boater hats, bolero hats, or “telescope crown hat” you can probably find others. :) That was just the most similar one I happened to find.

  • @wamboshomaryan8002
    @wamboshomaryan8002 2 роки тому

    he is sooooo funny no pause his jokes just flooow!!!

  • @neilhunter495
    @neilhunter495 11 днів тому

    I'm in love 😍

  • @cloudjumper6162
    @cloudjumper6162 3 роки тому +1

    His description of vagina the 🥭 I'm dead 😂

  • @loodcatnoods
    @loodcatnoods 3 роки тому +1

    Love it! Everyone has a price 😍😍😍

  • @CompanionCorbs
    @CompanionCorbs 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is amazing

  • @YewTube444
    @YewTube444 3 роки тому

    SOOOOO GOOOD! 🆕 FAVE 😩⚠️

  • @mikeyllo
    @mikeyllo 3 роки тому +1

    Did he say a mango that's been through a lot? LOL

  • @Echosinfireify
    @Echosinfireify 4 роки тому +20

    So cute and funny!

  • @MarianaBandarra
    @MarianaBandarra 4 роки тому +1

    TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!

  • @maegantrice936
    @maegantrice936 4 роки тому +37

    His reasoning for gay peeps being the chosen ones is actually pretty legit sounding🤔

  • @nicolewoolaston1554
    @nicolewoolaston1554 4 роки тому

    "Pass me that plate of vagina". Im DEAD!!!!!!!!

  • @katelynndennen4877
    @katelynndennen4877 3 роки тому

    I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you, I needed this 💞

  • @Be1smaht
    @Be1smaht 4 роки тому +5

    Hes crazy

  • @weaselweasel6601
    @weaselweasel6601 4 роки тому +18

    This was already uploaded with the same thumbnail and a different title

  • @siyabonga1000
    @siyabonga1000 4 роки тому +4

    I could swear I've heard some of his jokes from Jaboukie...

  • @BrizzB
    @BrizzB 2 роки тому

    He is so cute, yaaaassssss

  • @moderateswag69
    @moderateswag69 4 роки тому +3

    Lol

  • @nina-mill
    @nina-mill 4 роки тому +2

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @PS-ip7wo
    @PS-ip7wo 4 роки тому +1

    Wow wow wow ❤️👏👏

  • @basilraza7020
    @basilraza7020 4 роки тому +30

    *karen hides in corner*

  • @kimherreracruz3029
    @kimherreracruz3029 3 роки тому

    LMAO!! this audience got like HALF of the jokes!🤦🏽‍♀️ he’s fucking hilarious!!!😆😆 I love him!!✨👏🏽

  • @ArghRawrWhoa
    @ArghRawrWhoa 4 роки тому +1

    Hmm

  • @Jacob42086
    @Jacob42086 4 роки тому +3

    Why'd y'all change the title?? 😕

  • @mamboawasum-henry4980
    @mamboawasum-henry4980 3 роки тому

    There is nothing wrong with Marshall’s! The shade!

  • @crosstudio
    @crosstudio 3 роки тому +3

    so apparently there is a straight comic named Dwayne Perkins and a gay comic named Dewayne Perkins.

  • @mismay360
    @mismay360 4 роки тому

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

  • @paultaylor328
    @paultaylor328 2 роки тому

    This isn't my dude from Brooklyn. TF?

  • @elizabetha6443
    @elizabetha6443 4 роки тому +5

    He sorta looks like dababy ?

  • @emmythomassee1903
    @emmythomassee1903 4 роки тому

    How mad I would be if I died in a Marshall’s- every one who aspires to millionaire status

  • @firesign4297
    @firesign4297 3 роки тому

    🤗😄😂🤣🥰👏👏👏👍🏾👍🏾🤗❤

  • @Bourneinlight
    @Bourneinlight 4 роки тому +1

    Fear about being shot in a Marshall’s. #samsies

  • @Nada_fr
    @Nada_fr 3 роки тому

    *he meant that she was a karen* !

  • @theewildrose
    @theewildrose 4 роки тому

    Its funny because i fucking hate calling the cops even when i'm in actual danger....

  • @CarynDPrescott
    @CarynDPrescott 4 роки тому

    He should wrote for Reductress 🤣🤣 reductress.com/

  • @TheAmaGri
    @TheAmaGri 4 роки тому +5

    Wait... did anyone notice that some jokes were identical with Joel Kim boosters Set? I wonder who stole from who

    • @yettoliveyettolove5937
      @yettoliveyettolove5937 4 роки тому +3

      They're legit the same person in different bodies. Even the way they deliver and carry themselves.

    • @notsomagic7359
      @notsomagic7359 4 роки тому

      I STAN Joel

  • @Kevs442
    @Kevs442 4 роки тому

    Funny, all these ppl blaming the audience. It's always the bow & arrows fault, never the Indians...

  • @lamingojohnsoniv5150
    @lamingojohnsoniv5150 4 роки тому +10

    This guy never heard of Jeffrey Dahmer. XD

  • @elizabethd.838
    @elizabethd.838 4 роки тому

    Become a black woman. Challenge

  • @annmariedalton3887
    @annmariedalton3887 2 роки тому

    Ik it’s a joke, but it’s sad that the mass shootings line rings true even today, 5/25/2022…

  • @chicgal3
    @chicgal3 4 роки тому +7

    Maybe the problem is he had a Soft mango w/a weird texture instead of a sweet peach 😂🍑😅 He's funny tho

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 4 роки тому +1

      That's what I'm saying...gay guy's be picking their best friends to eat out or something cuz they always have a horror story like that is normal. They also need to be told that as a man ages he starts shooting out cottage cheese material. Facts from an endocrinologist and urologist

    • @pmotorsports8276
      @pmotorsports8276 3 роки тому

      " Sir at first you don't succeed, try try again"

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 роки тому +1

    Sthuper gay

  • @Dave-lr2wo
    @Dave-lr2wo 4 роки тому +9

    Wait, is he gay?

    • @shirley9209
      @shirley9209 4 роки тому +2

      DA, If it's quack like a duck etc...

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 роки тому +1

      Wait what yes he’s gay no he’s not dumb if that’s what you were trying to say

  • @austin4043
    @austin4043 4 роки тому

    He’s funny I guess but he’s very awkward 👼🏼

  • @princevegeta-son
    @princevegeta-son 4 роки тому +2

    Wow... Bombing is always hard to watch

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 4 роки тому +3

    Faith. It's all about believing. You don't know how it will happen. But you know it will.

    • @raykewin3608
      @raykewin3608 4 роки тому +7

      Bullshit. Faith is for losers. You want something, make it happen. End of.

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 роки тому

      Choose your faith and leave me out of it. Good for you you want a god who hates diversity, have a nice day I don’t wanna hear about it.

  • @marlonthemightysmith7836
    @marlonthemightysmith7836 4 роки тому

    Super gay

  • @sambolambo7239
    @sambolambo7239 4 роки тому +1

    So apparently gay people can't catch covid since the last two uploads have been gay comics

    • @MsEssTee
      @MsEssTee 4 роки тому +11

      They weren't recorded during the 'rona 😐

  • @nicolegeron3048
    @nicolegeron3048 3 роки тому

    this audience si weak, vibe check Not Passed

  • @dudeonyoutube
    @dudeonyoutube 4 роки тому +1

    Is it gay black guy comedian month on UA-cam again?

    • @edienandy
      @edienandy 4 роки тому +2

      I hope so it’s my favorite month

    • @dudeonyoutube
      @dudeonyoutube 4 роки тому +1

      Edie, when you gonna dump that loser Andy?

  • @deadheadwsp705
    @deadheadwsp705 4 роки тому

    Not funny, didn’t laugh

  • @rueben3213
    @rueben3213 4 роки тому +5

    Lame

  • @joncosmomusic
    @joncosmomusic 4 роки тому +2

    🤢

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 роки тому

      What-

    • @marlonthemightysmith7836
      @marlonthemightysmith7836 4 роки тому

      🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @jerseygirlinvermont
      @jerseygirlinvermont 4 роки тому +2

      @@marlonthemightysmith7836 Get over yourself! If you don't like it don't watch, but you don't need to leave multiple hateful comments.

    • @jerseygirlinvermont
      @jerseygirlinvermont 4 роки тому +3

      @Jon Cosmo Seriously? What if we all just stopped being racist, homophobic, transphobic and/or Islamophobic and just remained quiet instead of feeling the need to announce our ill-will from behind the safety of our keyboards.

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 роки тому +2

      1BoardwalkAngel Forever thank you

  • @beardedsheepdog2783
    @beardedsheepdog2783 4 роки тому

    Love the comedy , hate the politics, stop listening to mainstream hooah

    • @robinvolpi
      @robinvolpi 4 роки тому +4

      🙄 So we should listen to who? Trump/gop liars, criminals and perpetrators of dangerous conspiracy theories - to deflect from their own transgressions?

  • @nimaiplouffe7121
    @nimaiplouffe7121 4 роки тому +2

    It’s hard to find someone funny when they give off the impression that they actually feel superior to the crowd.

    • @cdmp777
      @cdmp777 4 роки тому +10

      Didn’t get that vibe from him at all and I dislike people who act like that.

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 4 роки тому

      I think its an act

    • @Dave-lr2wo
      @Dave-lr2wo 4 роки тому +1

      You're such a hapless Millennitard that you can't even detect OVERT, HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT self deprication.

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 4 роки тому +1

      Dave oh my god chill out people like you always starting arguments full of rage without any actual reason to be upset.

  • @AG-ej7wm
    @AG-ej7wm 4 роки тому

    I can laugh about myself, white people, sex, white women, millenials etc. But there needs to be some sort of balance, some hint of "I know we all aren't perfect" or something that indicates a funny roast. That's why I didn't like these jokes. They seemed to come from a genuinely prejudiced place.

  • @grizzlehatchet1
    @grizzlehatchet1 4 роки тому +7

    I guess this could be for somebody..... Its not me though. 👎

  • @Bluecat33
    @Bluecat33 4 роки тому +11

    Spend more time writing real material instead of picking out your hipster fits

    • @oeama13
      @oeama13 4 роки тому +13

      Stfu

    • @oeama13
      @oeama13 4 роки тому +8

      @Owen Sheridan no u

    • @blubhi_true5397
      @blubhi_true5397 4 роки тому +4

      He looks snatched, the hell are you talking about. His jokes were also pretty funny. Last time I checked he had a crowd looking at him and laughing at his jokes. What are you doing?

  • @larrykinari1872
    @larrykinari1872 4 роки тому +1

    This was......trash