I did not fucking know that. TX, born & raised! I had a solid education so i was lucky. But I guess that makes sense why people in TX are SUPER concerned about which school district they live in, like, base their home purchase on this info. Bc we all know which schools are crap. I don’t know anything about how the school system works here, though, so I have no idea why it is so bad. But also, TX is huge and I don’t know how education varies by region. But if it varies THIS MUCH between individual schools, within the same school district sometimes, then it’s probably just as varied in more rural areas. I have no idea but no kids so no worries. Also when was this filmed?? It feels a bit dated for some reason?? Maybe it’s just his look??? 😆😆🤟🤟
noun noun: riff; plural noun: riffs a short repeated phrase in popular music and jazz, typically used as an introduction or refrain in a song. "a brilliant guitar riff" a monologue or spoken improvisation, especially a humorous one, on a particular subject. "extended riffs on the pitfalls of contemporary romance" verb verb: riff; 3rd person present: riffs; past tense: riffed; past participle: riffed; gerund or present participle: riffing play riffs. "the other horns would be riffing behind him" perform a monologue or spoken improvisation on a particular subject. "he also riffs on racism and the economy"
Ropsana Khanom well I’m not sure what they’re referring to exactly but (sorry if this is common knowledge) but the situation in North Korea has been very poor for a long time. Common citizens don’t have electricity or running water, think their dictator can read their minds, are forced to be in the army for a decade, aren’t allowed to do basic things like wear jeans or watch non Korean movies, have an average life expectancy of 60, don’t even know what Africa is, and don’t have a word for “love” in their language. All whilst the dictator lives the most luxurious life anyone’s ever seen
He said if Tiffany's eyes were any further apart they'd be close together 😭😭😭 so cold. I actually thought she was pretty. Now I just keep picturing her eyes drifting apart
@@timhnic6823 Yes, you can make whole channels with nothing but comedians on it. Who you choose to "like" and which artist you add diversifies who pops up and what "kind" of comedians show up. Got a station started with Kathleen Madigan and added mostly female comedians until the whole channel is largely female comedians. Playing with algorithms is lots of fun (;
That awkward moment when my ex has the same name, similar bone structure, and long hair and I thought for sure it was him. And I’m from Mississippi. I’m not winning here at all 😂
Out here writing hate comments and then liking our own comments, hmmnn, sounds bitter like someone's baby batter brain is DOA, you know they can fix that right homie?
@@JohnnyHotovson yes that would be the sanest resolution to a conflict of subjective taste and pointless contribution of criticism. If you say you didn't like your comment, I believe you, that however was the least of my 'mad'.
It's even more hilarious when you realize all the states he's flying over don't have bodies of water. You'd practically have to aim for the colorado river.
Just hear me out! This is truly who this person is. There is no way that he can act like this and it come that natural to him without it being who he truly is. 🤝👏👏👏
This guy is funny! I'm from Texas, too. But one thing I want clear up is as of 2020, Texas is ranked #32 in pre-k to 12th grade and #33 in higher education (according to the U.S. Department of Education) and Mississippi is ranked #46 😊 oh, and I lived in Manhattan Beach (outside of L.A.) in 2007-2008. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming already in progress lolol. Good stuff, though, bud!
I’m from Kansas originally, and now been in Texas for 20 years. The 49th ranking is so painfully accurate and killed me haha but I still love my new home!
"If her eyes were any further apart they'd be close together" is the best roast Ive ever heard.
I thought the same thing 😂😂
YUP
What a great line 🤣
It's a read sis (same thing lmao I'm just being a jerk don't mind me)
I agree...funniest roast ever!
"49th in education. Y'all there are 50 states in the US....and if you grew up in Texas you probably didn't learn that" lmao
I did not fucking know that. TX, born & raised! I had a solid education so i was lucky. But I guess that makes sense why people in TX are SUPER concerned about which school district they live in, like, base their home purchase on this info. Bc we all know which schools are crap. I don’t know anything about how the school system works here, though, so I have no idea why it is so bad. But also, TX is huge and I don’t know how education varies by region. But if it varies THIS MUCH between individual schools, within the same school district sometimes, then it’s probably just as varied in more rural areas. I have no idea but no kids so no worries. Also when was this filmed?? It feels a bit dated for some reason?? Maybe it’s just his look??? 😆😆🤟🤟
Born in CO and lived whole life in TX, half my classes were us just sitting around and getting 100s for nothing
@@SpadedSuz That great Texas education and you can't place the Trump presidency?
I grew up in TX. I never went to class and smoked weed daily. I graduated in the top 15% of my class.
@@Rockoblocko 15% outta the 12 of yall that went there isn't so high of an achievement 😂😂
Jk jk
He’s John Mulany if god hit the final switch
MY GOD HAHAHA
I love everything about this comment, god bless your soul with endless rainbow
He's like Josh Wolf's gay little brother
bahahahahahahhahahashahhaaha
😂😂
Never heard of him but glad this got suggested. He's hilarious
Super agreed. He reminds me of my gay best friend, if my gay best friend was flamboyant & kept growing his hair out in highschool 🤣
Oh that's a he lol
Well there is such a thing as new people
Bossman isnt it obvious?
@@bossman9098 isn't it obvious?
This honestly just felt like a friend trying to riff and succeeding, he is pretty good
noun
noun: riff; plural noun: riffs
a short repeated phrase in popular music and jazz, typically used as an introduction or refrain in a song.
"a brilliant guitar riff"
a monologue or spoken improvisation, especially a humorous one, on a particular subject.
"extended riffs on the pitfalls of contemporary romance"
verb
verb: riff; 3rd person present: riffs; past tense: riffed; past participle: riffed; gerund or present participle: riffing
play riffs.
"the other horns would be riffing behind him"
perform a monologue or spoken improvisation on a particular subject.
"he also riffs on racism and the economy"
I was here for jeb bush as govenor. I'm left behind too 😁😆
edward lewis thank you for that
Texas represent! 😂😂😂😂 "I am a child left behind!"
I'm so glad this popped up, he's hilarious 😂
🤣 Im from Dallas!! You??
I just realized that I'd forgotten about North Korea and the Amazon fires.
It has been a hell of a year.
We should make a book about every fucked up thing that happened this year
@@caiorocha1049 its sad cause its actually a possibility
X The Invincible what happened in NK again?
Ropsana Khanom well I’m not sure what they’re referring to exactly but (sorry if this is common knowledge) but the situation in North Korea has been very poor for a long time. Common citizens don’t have electricity or running water, think their dictator can read their minds, are forced to be in the army for a decade, aren’t allowed to do basic things like wear jeans or watch non Korean movies, have an average life expectancy of 60, don’t even know what Africa is, and don’t have a word for “love” in their language. All whilst the dictator lives the most luxurious life anyone’s ever seen
@@lucymorrison2779 i know you werent talking to me but wow i didnt know some of that 😢
Is anyone else still caught up on him being worried about a flotation device on a flight to texas from LA
Yes! I was waiting for him to address THAT
Listen, Texas ranks 49/50 in education, there is only so much we can ask of this man
He DID warn you about the Texan school system.
@@indiegogurt the savagery of it all 😂
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I want to hear him TODAY
Talk about the news 😂
How old is this?
He said if Tiffany's eyes were any further apart they'd be close together 😭😭😭 so cold. I actually thought she was pretty. Now I just keep picturing her eyes drifting apart
When he said that we ranked 49th in education, I immediately knew which state we beat. 😬
Mississippi gets federal funds to stay in last place so no other state has to
@@Dogen70 ummmm
He needs a damn special lmfao netflix get this boy
Where'd this guy come from? Comedy central has been hiding him on me on UA-cam. I watch alotta comedy and only found him just today.
Same, ain't even seen him on Pandora yet. Imma sucker for comedians from tx tho
@@byronconn2799 dude I never thought about comedy on Pandora or Spotify. I feel like a life noob
@@timhnic6823 Yes, you can make whole channels with nothing but comedians on it. Who you choose to "like" and which artist you add diversifies who pops up and what "kind" of comedians show up. Got a station started with Kathleen Madigan and added mostly female comedians until the whole channel is largely female comedians. Playing with algorithms is lots of fun (;
@@timhnic6823 me either ur not alone. I'm 29. I was left behind by govenor jeb bush 😂😂😂
Texas
"They're going to die...today"
I spat out my drink 😭
The delivery is so delightful, lil screams and such
Yeah dude is confident
He needs his own show. Someone cast him as John Waters in a biopic. Or as Shelley Duvall in The Shining. 🔥🔥
DUDE! He has such a John Waters energy about him it’s crazy!
😂😂
lol John waters is still alive and well in Baltimore.
Comedy central needs to give him a show...I don't even need a premise, just him talking lol
His delivery is so natural. I clicked this video by accident and stayed, hes hilarious and fun.
That awkward moment when my ex has the same name, similar bone structure, and long hair and I thought for sure it was him. And I’m from Mississippi. I’m not winning here at all 😂
I sent this to my friend, who looks just like him. There's also a transitioning waitress at a local sports bar who also does.
Awwwwww! I feel you. ✊🏽
Was your boyfriend also a gay man lol
That one liner about Turkey is so simple but brilliant.
Yeah he's really funny. His gelfling joke was priceless!
I was cracking up at that!!😂🤣😂😂
yeah real funny if you're completely braindead
Out here writing hate comments and then liking our own comments, hmmnn, sounds bitter like someone's baby batter brain is DOA, you know they can fix that right homie?
@@maebandy u mad? also, why would I like my own comment? if YT allowed screencaps I would gladly prove it
@@JohnnyHotovson yes that would be the sanest resolution to a conflict of subjective taste and pointless contribution of criticism. If you say you didn't like your comment, I believe you, that however was the least of my 'mad'.
I've never felt so natural with another comedian... and comedy is my jam. Im speechless right now 😊✌🤗 Fantastic!
I love his presentation, A+
I hope he gets into voice acting 💕
"If her eyes were any further apart they'd be close together" I nearly choked lol
I want to be this guys friend. He is Hilarious.
Same
i'm dying at the flotation device joke
It's even more hilarious when you realize all the states he's flying over don't have bodies of water. You'd practically have to aim for the colorado river.
@@jemiebridges3197 yess hahaha, as he said, texas rates 49th in education
Boy he hit it on the nose with the Muppet Gelfling line. Bravo 👏😂
Dude your funny as hell 😂 I don’t know how you can be flamboyant and discreet but you nailed it.
John Mulaney and Jeffree Star love child he is.
speak them wise words, yoda !
Was thinking the same with Jeffree Star!
I just... I just can't unsee it now....
Duuude I thought John Mulaney and John Waters🤣
He said sun country airlines is just some dude named Steve
This guy is a saviour. I just had a massive fight with my Narc mother and I struggled to get in a good mood but this guy fixed this. Thank you
A true Whitney fan knows her as Nippy!
And microwaved Trumps! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I googled gelfling and SCREAMED in my apartment
Haha 🤣 I did the EXACT same thing!
Y’all don’t know what a gelfling is??? 😭 that makes me sad. Lol.
@@amandah3619 they probably youngins...lol...they probably didn't get the Janice reference either....lol....
Same lol the boy is absolutely beautiful but...I see it lol
Thank you and grace both for the visual of a late hitter. I enjoyed a vicarious second hand round of porcine squeals.
WHERE has this person been my whole life? He’s hilarious 😂
I literally love the fern gully and labyrinth references. I can not express how much I love this
Tiffany trump part had me rolling 😂
Hes very funny and I love his voice! Lol. I would definitely like to see him live
“If her eyes were further apart they’d be close together fucking sent me” I loved this 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
He said "I've seen furn gully!" Oh my God I love it!
Please keep gaying up the place, I am DYING laughing, tysm!!
4:21 can we take a moment to appreciate her highlight? She’s stunning!
He* lol
@@failyr nope, she. the audience member, not comedian.
Seonaid Kabiah ah, understood
So sorry, just wanted to say I love your pfp. Michiko to Hachin is amazing and I'm still mad that so many people don't know it exists.
I thought the same thing! Sis was glowing
The lungs of the planet is whitney houston omfg😭😭
Love this. I could listen to him all day. 🤣❤️
"if her eyes were any farther apart, they'd be closer together."
that's a great line.
jonathan van ness sans beard
It's just this dude Steve! Hahaha
"I'm a child left behind".😂
He's like a mixture of Aisling Bea and Klaus from umbrella academy 😂
Wow this is such a good set
I have to defend Sun Country because I enjoyed flying with them, saved money and they're 1000x better than spirit
he’s funny
I'm a fun nerd, Ghelfling joke cracked me up beyond belief 😂
That was excellent
Y'all I watch a LOT of stand-up and by far this was the best
Every line was funny
“like Janice from the Muppets f*cked a Gelfling” 😂
"Me. Beloved comedian Daniel Webb."
Such an understanding mother. Bless her soul.
When he talked about the French guy asking "do you want to smoke some crack?" in the accent, I died laughing.
Love his energy, super funny! Hope to see more clips, he needs a special!
Just hear me out! This is truly who this person is. There is no way that he can act like this and it come that natural to him without it being who he truly is. 🤝👏👏👏
Reminds me of a straight david spade
P.s. i love david spade
😆
This was a delight.
Love him!!!
Funny and witty.
This is the funniest 9minutes and 16seconds ever. He’s killing it.
In the nicest way, this man sounds like my grandmother
Ohmygosh I need more of this guy
HE IS SO GOOD
What a doll!
Honey, you speakin' my language!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay. Found a new favorite.
This guy is just effortlessly funny.
Millennials(me) are killing it our generation of comedians I think you're pretty good better with time
A gelfling! The Dark Crystal- he is hysterical
This guy is funny! I'm from Texas, too. But one thing I want clear up is as of 2020, Texas is ranked #32 in pre-k to 12th grade and #33 in higher education (according to the U.S. Department of Education) and Mississippi is ranked #46 😊 oh, and I lived in Manhattan Beach (outside of L.A.) in 2007-2008. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming already in progress lolol. Good stuff, though, bud!
I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!😭😭😭😭
Never heard of this guy before - I'm 100% satisfied with UA-cam's recommendation of him.
Now comes the search for more of his content 👌
Funny. Love it. ❤❤😊
Probably my favorite comedian in the last 15 yrs,👏👏👏👏👏
Now that he mentioned it, yeah, he does look like a half Gelfling.
From the dark crystal lol
Nerds 😜 (but the fun kind! 😁🤙🏼)
I was SEARCHING for this comment.
Hilarious! Great set
"At least he died doing what he loved"
YO I'M DYING!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"I had to learn a lot of geography this week and IMSICKOFIT!"
😂😂💀💀
This guy had me laughing harder than I have in a LONG time. Thanks for bringing a little bit of light to my day.
Why haven’t I ever heard of this person til now! 😍
The lungs of the planet were Whitney Houston😂
That was really got me!
Early 90s Anthony Kiedis of RHCP
I totally see it!
I watched this 4 times. Laugh out loud funny!
Am I the only one that thinks he would play a FANTASTIC Grell Sutcliff??? 😍
Everyday IS the end of the world in LA! 😂 this dude is great
Looks like Jim Varney after a makeover at a middle school girl's sleepover.
BRUGH!
😮😃😁😂😂😂😂
Ole sheet an Ernest callback.
What?!? I love this guy! I've never seen him before and I'm mad about it.
Jack and Chrissys test tube baby is one of my favorite comedians right now.
lmao a child left behine :D
"Texas ranks 49th in education" explains so much about some of my extended family.
"if that bitches eye's were any further apart they'd be close together" almost killed me 😂
I’m from Kansas originally, and now been in Texas for 20 years. The 49th ranking is so painfully accurate and killed me haha but I still love my new home!
Perfect comedy. This is one of the best I've ever heard.
I LOVE him 💜💜
All of his references are so hilarious to me. Like Fern Gully was my favorite movie as a kid
Honestly not gonna lie this guy is hilarious
I love this guy so much lol
I always come back to this his delivery is brilliant he’s so funny
I love him!!!!!