Jedi: getting tragically gunned down an betrayed. me: laughing like a kid because it's to the bionicle narration EDIT: I just finished the video, and this is a god damned masterpeice! Nearly every joke lands, and has me giggling like an idiot! Amazing work, Alpaca!
Greggory Tame when I watched revenge of the sith, and saw all of the Jedi being killed, I literally cried, I was so angry at the same time, this was when I was 9 something like that.
13:50 Just that whole sequence breaks me "stay true to the light" as they head for the cavern "I think we're going the wrong way" And then he just punches him without a word The fact it's cut to look so believable too... It happens without me registering it looks wrong xD like it actually happens
11:12 Just a reminder that, in official canon, both the regular and Nuva versions of the KauKau only work for a limited time and only down to a certain depth, that's how situational it is. I also find it funny that the writers had to tack on extra powers to the Ruru (projecting light and limited x-ray) so that it didn't utterly suck when stacked up against Invisibility, Comprehend Language, Detect Thoughts/Dominate Person, Telekinesis and Major Image.
Gotta say, the simple elegance of that LEGO joke at 16:03 is the stuff I’m here for lol. Stay well out there everybody, and Jesus Christ be with you friends.😊
@@nessesaryschoolthing Nah, the comics were actually great up until around '06 or so when they started cramming way too much into them. Honestly I always liked the books and comics. The movies were a mixed bag but I enjoyed them back in the day for what they were (they don't really hold up now though).
7:28 Vakama and Matau are officially now the new Woody and Buzz. It works perfectly because Matau is green with wings and Vakama is red which is pretty close to brown. Also they are both toys (in real life).
The highly anticipated sequel to the bonkle verse from the legendary alpacahawk i lost the plot when the rocks fell on the bugs life dude haha and dont even get me started on the hissin in my ear that was just so good ....liked the lil chuck quote in there too.......so good
Dude, you should do a UA-cam Poop on ALL the movies in the series you did. For example, you did Peter Parker Fails at Life Parts 1-6, right? And it started with Spider-Man 2 and ended with 3. HOWEVER, you didn’t do the FIRST one. The same goes to the Star Trek trilogy, except you never did the LAST one. I miss your content, fam! Keep it coming!👍🏼 @AlpacaHawk
8:21 I was thinking the exact same thing the last time I saw Bionicle! Those two scenes work so well together. You got to make a YTP of that before me. Well, I'm still glad at least someone made it. I wouldn't be surprised if the creators of this movie got a lot of their ideas from the Matrix. Imagine a Bionicle movie like the Matrix where all of the Bionicles consciousness was in fake world like the Matoran Universe and/or the Solis Magnus system but in reality they are the toys they really are. Vakama is Neo/The One and Lhikan is Morpheus and humans are the machines.
Brain at 3 am: 13:08 Me: 14:48 Btw 14:57 After all these years still a decent scene. PS: I thought Nidhiki is voiced by Steve Blum but it actually Paul Dobson. Either way, Eliphas the Inheritor is now a part of Bionicle lore, which is amazing.
... oh, Alpacahawk, you stealth-referencing genius, you. I *just* realised noticed what you did at 5:19 It's the same joke from _Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube_ but it's at the *exact same timestamp*
@@fernandogunthorando1379 It was from 'Megamind (2010)', and the lyrics refer to Metro Man (for those who never watched the movie; he's the superhero that said "It's pronounced...: Metro City!" at the start of the video).
- Well, we shall watch Star Wars. *hands Toa the Sequel trilogy* - D: *7,2 hours later...* - Urgh! That was a complete waste of time! I can't even... XD well played AlpacaHawk!
Turaga Duma saying that he was Teridax and killed Lhikan to disapproval from the Matoran, and then saying to disregard it to cheers and approval, isn’t that far off from the political state of the United States.
I just realized that the next one of these will involve that one character that awakened strange things in the kids who saw the 3rd movie. Y'all know who I'm talking about, so I'm not even gonna name her outright.
I've been looking forward to this! Legends of Metru Nui was always my favorite of the trilogy! There wasn't a single thing I didn't laugh at in this video! 😂
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I’ve seen too many of these as I can’t imagine a clip of someone falling without it ending in peter Parker hitting the car.
His youtube poops are not complete without at least one falling peter parker clip lmaooo
bgv
It feels wrong to not include it.
@@spider-man500 😂😂
"And so, whether it was madness or Sparta, we sought out the Avengers! But they never even returned our messages."
I think *I’m* going the wrong way
😂😂😂
I mean Bionicle isn't really as popular as Marvel so it does make sense in that sense.
I mean... Iron man AND Bucky arrived eventually...
@@tealfruitstudios1620 Yeah but Iron Man didn't even do anything.
Let's take a CLOSER look at those falls!
I was saying that out loud just as I got to your comment!
No, Tahu, no!
Do you think we’re going the right way?
@@kojeb let’s take a CLOSER look at those FALLS
omg right when i was red
ng ur comment the scene came XD
Make Lord of the Rings please
Fulfill the prophecy
Yes
Dewit
Make whole the blade that was broken
I can't wait to see what count dooku will do
I second this.
2:59 When you live your entire life in Ga-Metru, employed as a teacher, but still don't know what the symbol of your district is.
Nokama fails at life
I somehow managed no not notice that at first. Maybe she just really wants to live in Ko-Metru.
Man, never realized M̶e̶t̶r̶u̶ ̶N̶u̶i̶ Metro City was based on Australia.
If Bionicle took place in Australia, that would make a lot more sense
@David Silverman that’s New Zealand
Location: Australia
Well it does get overun with giant spiders
Matorans: in mortal danger
Tahu: LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS
I hope that becomes a regular joke in the next videos because that makes me laugh SO hard every time.
I thought that was clever! When I get a view of the waterfalls like that if say that!
"Visions can be a sign of madness, yes! Then it is agreed! Vakama is mad! ("I concur!")"
(Yea!)
"Mhm"
"And so whether it was madness or SPARTA, we sought out the Avengers! But they never even returned our messages!"
"Your mask power sucks"
"Hey, it has to be better than water breathing"
@@tau-5794 *cries in kanohi kaukau*
*"Hey, woah-"*
lmao it does, all he can do is make his face glow
Kyle Good one! 😂😂😂
9:38 missed opportunity to have him say “take a seat, young Skywalker”
"You've brought me those disks but I do not grant you the rank of Toa"
lost it at revenge of the sith elevator scene
And now we wait for "Bonkle 3: Web of Sauce".
Web of Simporak
Still waiting
Your title is more creative than mine lol
He's retired tho :(
@killerdragon558 Oh, he is? Dang. Oh, well. We will remember his videos of how great they are.
Poor old guy, nobody ever just lets him get to the story.
I think it's Vakama telling these stories.
Mati Hooti It is!
Nobody allows him to take a closer look at those falls either.
Jedi: getting tragically gunned down an betrayed.
me: laughing like a kid because it's to the bionicle narration
EDIT: I just finished the video, and this is a god damned masterpeice! Nearly every joke lands, and has me giggling like an idiot!
Amazing work, Alpaca!
Greggory Tame when I watched revenge of the sith, and saw all of the Jedi being killed, I literally cried, I was so angry at the same time, this was when I was 9 something like that.
Alpaca's the best YTPer on the market!
Please, though. The language used here is a bit intense.
I always save my laughs for the younglings scene right after. If you know what I mean.
7:14 - 7:34
3 perfect audio replacements within 20 seconds, this is god-levels of YTP
16:02 So this is when Makuta decided to join the flat earth society.
It all started when he stepped on legos
To be fair the matoran universe technically IS flat
13:50
Just that whole sequence breaks me
"stay true to the light" as they head for the cavern
"I think we're going the wrong way"
And then he just punches him without a word
The fact it's cut to look so believable too... It happens without me registering it looks wrong xD like it actually happens
“A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”
unexpected but quite accepted
5:15 And so, if the Toa could not find the Avengers....they would become their own superheroes. A league that served justice!!!
A CROWN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY! “HEY!!!”
IT'S PRONOUNCED "METRO CITY"!
Manol Georgiev Just let me tell the story!
*Mask
“I hate m o n d a y s”
*It’s not Makuta beneath that mask, it’s Garfield.*
I hate Matoran.
Next Sunday, I am going ACROSS THE SEA!
I sense a plot to destroy the Matrix
11:12 Just a reminder that, in official canon, both the regular and Nuva versions of the KauKau only work for a limited time and only down to a certain depth, that's how situational it is.
I also find it funny that the writers had to tack on extra powers to the Ruru (projecting light and limited x-ray) so that it didn't utterly suck when stacked up against Invisibility, Comprehend Language, Detect Thoughts/Dominate Person, Telekinesis and Major Image.
If it wasn’t for the limited X-ray it could possibly be the most worthless great mask in existence.
Let's watch Star Wars!
*7.2 hours later
Whenua: RRRAAAA! THAT WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME
11:31 when you get so absorbed in a sidequest you forget about the main game
[13:04] “Now get out before I send Mata Nui into a diabetic coma.” 😂
Sllllleep
Makuta: Sleeeeeeep.
Mara Nui: *diabetic coma*
Like 69
That one had me laughing real hard!
It's funny because that's exactly what happens... More or less.
Alternate title: Onewa and Nuju go mad with power while everyone else sucks.
You have no idea the amount of nostalgia that had just been crammed into my brain.
5:14 is that the theme song from Justice League 2002
I KNEW it sounded familiar!
You know looking back, Vakama's teammates were absolute jerks to him.
Mostly Matau.
I spit out my toast when the “A MASK HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY” part played.
15:15
HEY
i was finding the video funny - a bit hit-and-miss at times because i'm picky - but that happened and i sounded like a hyena stepping on onua's claw
So...who's willing to bet the next one has Vakama developing an unexplained love of sand?
Unity! Duty! *s a n d*
@@kojebAnakin Skywalker: Peace freedom security and free sand to my new empire!
6:18
Nokama: Nuju, hang on!
Obi-Wan: *O H I D O N ' T T H I N K S O*
Gotta say, the simple elegance of that LEGO joke at 16:03 is the stuff I’m here for lol. Stay well out there everybody, and Jesus Christ be with you friends.😊
It's also a refrence to "[YTP]Makuta joins the Flat-Earth society"(alsy by AlpacaHawk)
I'm pretty sure peter breaking his back on a car is in every single one of his videos.
Let’s all agree that the fact that they even made bionicles movies is insane. They’re almost like a parody unto themselves.
The comics were even worse.
The online serials were pretty good.
I liked everything with bionicels
Don't you ever say something bad about bionicles! It's the only thing that gives my life sense!
@@nessesaryschoolthing Nah, the comics were actually great up until around '06 or so when they started cramming way too much into them. Honestly I always liked the books and comics. The movies were a mixed bag but I enjoyed them back in the day for what they were (they don't really hold up now though).
13:37 the worst part is Matau and Onewa are voiced by the same person
7:12 Those voices fit perfectly!
The legend is back, stronger than ever!!
The fact this exists warms my childhood heart 🤣🤣
12:56 Jamenson’s laugh gets me every time!
"Forget Turaga Dume, He's a tyrant! Now go!" - Toa Vakama
XD lol!
"I think we're going the wrong way..."
"SHUTUP!!!"
7:28 Vakama and Matau are officially now the new Woody and Buzz. It works perfectly because Matau is green with wings and Vakama is red which is pretty close to brown. Also they are both toys (in real life).
Bionicle: Legends of Metro City, but Onewa tells everyone to sit down
The highly anticipated sequel to the bonkle verse from the legendary alpacahawk
i lost the plot when the rocks fell on the bugs life dude haha
and dont even get me started on the hissin in my ear that was just so good
....liked the lil chuck quote in there too.......so good
@AlpacaHawk Hey uh...You think they went this way?
The return of the king...
I can't express how happy I am that I understood every reference. Feels good man.
i didn't get the "whispering in my ear" one
@@TheHan464646 from the disney robin hood movie
i don't know where "dude you're supposed to stop a door with your foot" is from
3:02 I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Nokama put the water Toa Stone in KO METRU's (ice region) slot.
4:42 When you reveal yourself to be the imposter in Among Us
Lmao
Dude, you should do a UA-cam Poop on ALL the movies in the series you did. For example, you did Peter Parker Fails at Life Parts 1-6, right? And it started with Spider-Man 2 and ended with 3. HOWEVER, you didn’t do the FIRST one. The same goes to the Star Trek trilogy, except you never did the LAST one. I miss your content, fam! Keep it coming!👍🏼 @AlpacaHawk
Without exaggeration, the number one solution that the bionicle employ when in danger is run away.
They're not retreating, they're advancing in a different direction!
Oh man, I never realized how similar LeeKhans death was to Jallers.
And then Lhikan's mask becomes Jaller's
@@leonardopapa5000 Lhikan fails at life!
11:05 - what every single person thought when they saw this film
ehh, at least Matau lived up to expectations
This is the best Bionicle movie. Change my mind.
All three are about equal imo
all flawed but enjoyable
@@kenetickups6146 I'm talking about this YTP.
Patrick lel
No it is NOT.
...It's the best Bonkle movie.
@@SeenAGreatLight I stand corrected.
this is great. i cant even meme about it its so good.
absolute gold after gold execution on classic gags
11/10 would look at those falls again
Only 17 Seconds in and I can tell I'm in for a good time.
yes
15:35 “Why are you running? WHY are you running!?”
Not a close enough look at those falls. 0/10
I really was not expecting a Robin Hood reference, but I was glad to receive one, nonetheless.
I love that movie so much. It’s so underrated. 😂
8:15 I died at this part because of Vakama's reaction,
At least "I don't think I wanna be a Turaga" makes for a smoother transition to Web of Shadows
I think this YTP is unironically better than the film itself.
8:21 I was thinking the exact same thing the last time I saw Bionicle! Those two scenes work so well together. You got to make a YTP of that before me. Well, I'm still glad at least someone made it. I wouldn't be surprised if the creators of this movie got a lot of their ideas from the Matrix. Imagine a Bionicle movie like the Matrix where all of the Bionicles consciousness was in fake world like the Matoran Universe and/or the Solis Magnus system but in reality they are the toys they really are. Vakama is Neo/The One and Lhikan is Morpheus and humans are the machines.
Even before his creation Tahu is one with the falls
Tahu technically existed at this point since the Toa Mata were being stored in the Codrex until they were needed
17:17 This is the way.
Mando: Stop saying that, Bionicle
12:56 is the best jj laugh yet I applaud that editing 😂
Legitimately god-tier mixing in this
5:28 I was expecting a Garfield reference.
Brain at 3 am: 13:08
Me: 14:48
Btw 14:57
After all these years still a decent scene.
PS: I thought Nidhiki is voiced by Steve Blum but it actually Paul Dobson. Either way, Eliphas the Inheritor is now a part of Bionicle lore, which is amazing.
Nuju getting smacked by Vakama for constantly going the wrong way was hilarious. XP
I swear we have the exact same tastes. All of these references, I love them so much.
With all this talk of the avengers, it's amazing we haven't seen an avengers YTP yet.
“We must find the avengers”
At 6:57 I'm pretty sure Nidhiki says "Do it" without moving his mouth
Palpatine: DO IT.
"Hey, It has to be better than water breathing." Kaukau's career destroyed
The entire Toa Mahri obliterated
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 At least it didn't take all their mask powers to do it.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45Just like Matoro-
@sparrowfox6943 Oh now that's just uncalled for.
The best ytp artist returns
... oh, Alpacahawk, you stealth-referencing genius, you. I *just* realised noticed what you did at 5:19
It's the same joke from _Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube_ but it's at the *exact same timestamp*
"Stuff the Matoran, we are Toa!" - Toa Vakama ~0-1 year(s) after the Great Cataclysm
"I have a version of you on my shelf."
A truly underrated joke.
It should have been Palpatine saying "Dew it!" at 7:00 imo
🎶I have eyes that can see right through leeeeaaad🎶
What is that from i know that from somewhere
A good thing too. His mask power needed all the help it could get.
@@fernandogunthorando1379 It was from 'Megamind (2010)', and the lyrics refer to Metro Man (for those who never watched the movie; he's the superhero that said "It's pronounced...: Metro City!" at the start of the video).
AlpacaHawk: Return ot the King
"Liikan fails at life". Perfect!
Seems Makuta took a page from Optiprimus's book on apathy.
"Forgive the delay, Turaga"
"No"
- Well, we shall watch Star Wars. *hands Toa the Sequel trilogy*
- D:
*7,2 hours later...*
- Urgh! That was a complete waste of time!
I can't even... XD well played AlpacaHawk!
"Apaca"
@@fernandogunthorando1379 I... I can explain! A meteor struck my house, and that caused me to make this typo! Fixed it now.
@@HeliosKafar I was just pointing it out anyways, Toodles!
Turaga Duma saying that he was Teridax and killed Lhikan to disapproval from the Matoran, and then saying to disregard it to cheers and approval, isn’t that far off from the political state of the United States.
I just realized that the next one of these will involve that one character that awakened strange things in the kids who saw the 3rd movie. Y'all know who I'm talking about, so I'm not even gonna name her outright.
A healthy amount of Megamind (and everything else, dang dude!)
About your Netflix Joke: because nobody used Apple TV
Oh Christ, the “stop hissing in my ear!” bit got me lmao
This one had some Ultima jokes!
Please, though, go easy on the language.
"Before I send Mata Nui into a diabetic coma!"
1:55 When you grab the last slice of pizza before your sibling.
Bionicle knew 'The Way' before the ears of the world heard The Mandolorian.
I've been looking forward to this!
Legends of Metru Nui was always my favorite of the trilogy!
There wasn't a single thing I didn't laugh at in this video! 😂
It's been eons since I had a good laugh, thank you so much for this blessing.
I knew the Mandalorian joke would make it.
This is the way
@@nicksojka7457 ...of the BONKLE.
Please, don't retire. It will be the saddest day on yt. Don't DEWIT! I beg you!
8:50 Lol love the Disney trilogy hate! They were a complete waste of time
Wrong timestamp.
This video was probably your best yet, i laughed so hard during this and i'm only halfway through!