[YTP] The Tragedy of Darth Sand

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  • Опубліковано 5 січ 2018
  • The end of an era is at hand. Having succumbed to the temptations of sand, Anakin goes postal on younglings and continues to lose his hearing. Obi-Wan tracks him down to the Mufasa System to have a heated argument. Meanwhile, Yoda attempts to twist Darth Idiot so he cannot control the pub or rule the galaxy.
    The final chapter of the Revenge of the Sand trilogy has arrived and will make a fine addition to my collection. It has taken a while, but I have worked hard on this and I hope that it has paid off. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
    The reason for the delay was, yet again, technical issues. I had actually finished the video a little while ago. Aside from taking a holiday, I have been trying to export the video and even had to remake it twice! I wanted to keep it at original quality. However, despite my efforts, the only way I could complete the video is by doing the double export of the project like I did with 'Nero Fires Everything' and 'Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin', due to issues with the project being too big. It does mean that the quality is reduced, but I think it's good enough that you can still see what's going on.
    From now on, I will be doing shorter videos. This will avoid these issues and also means videos won't take as long to make. Win-win.
    Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @davidmerriam2539
    @davidmerriam2539 6 років тому +9681

    "This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be a sith Lord and not have legs?"

    • @TheDarthDestruktor
      @TheDarthDestruktor 6 років тому +768

      Ask Maul.

    • @hunterlennel8906
      @hunterlennel8906 6 років тому +78

      david merriam best part imo

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 6 років тому +127

      TheDarthDestruktor Not only does he not have legs, he doesn't have a waist, a dick, or any internal organs below his waist!

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 6 років тому +39

      Shawn Fields Now, he don't have anything cause that Nigga dead.

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 6 років тому +173

      *I Love The High Ground!*

  • @eingi8597
    @eingi8597 6 років тому +7718

    *Obi-Wan looks on corpses of massacred children*
    "Hello there".

  • @idkman334
    @idkman334 Рік тому +1124

    4:04-4:09 “I am more powerful than the chancellor. I can throw him across the galaxy” I’m dying 💀

    • @darryfears3025
      @darryfears3025 Рік тому +17

      💀

    • @Foxplayer091
      @Foxplayer091 Рік тому +93

      I mean...he did end up throwing him. just not across the galaxy

    • @gormold4163
      @gormold4163 Рік тому +22

      @@Foxplayer091 he meant he could throw him when they were across the galaxy.

    • @thenerd5992
      @thenerd5992 Рік тому +14

      He probably could, actually.

    • @jeanettegiese1347
      @jeanettegiese1347 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @supersonicfan990
    @supersonicfan990 Рік тому +877

    6:42
    ''You survived, you've won the prize!''
    ''A Prize?''
    ''nOH''
    Gets me every time

    • @WolfTrooperRex
      @WolfTrooperRex Рік тому +24

      You will not stop me…

    • @Djay_B
      @Djay_B Рік тому +42

      @@WolfTrooperRexYou will stop me. Darth Vader will _dew it_ more than either of us!

    • @WolfTrooperRex
      @WolfTrooperRex Рік тому

      @@Djay_B your faith in transformers. Misplaced it may be. as is your faith in your faith

    • @vanguardtrainer924
      @vanguardtrainer924 Рік тому +5

      @@Djay_B He isn’t wrong.

    • @aidanpurkiss9457
      @aidanpurkiss9457 Рік тому +11

      ​​@@Djay_B Fath in transformers, misplace maybe as is your fath in your fath.

  • @scarlett3700
    @scarlett3700 4 роки тому +3406

    "you're breaking my heart"
    "LIAR"
    "i'm breaking your neck"

  • @firstrateduelist4377
    @firstrateduelist4377 4 роки тому +2911

    *Anakin kicks all the younglings*
    “Not again, Obi Wan’s gonna kill me”

  • @yechezkelbinstok9281
    @yechezkelbinstok9281 3 роки тому +525

    “To twist this Lord Idiot, strong enough you are not”
    “He is my mother”
    “Twisted, that is”

    • @kylevalentine5431
      @kylevalentine5431 2 роки тому +12

      Lmao

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Рік тому +26

      "or, should I call you.... *_Darth Idiot?"_* is the rawest comeback I've seen in a YTP lmao

    • @samueliaho8193
      @samueliaho8193 Рік тому +11

      Obi-Wan's line fits so good and "mother" sounds so unsecure it's abslolutely hilarious😂😂

    • @zan7838
      @zan7838 Рік тому +1

      my favorite

  • @Martyn.T79
    @Martyn.T79 2 роки тому +617

    “You will not stop me”
    *ignites lightsaber*
    “You will stop me”
    😂😂😂

    • @WolfTrooperRex
      @WolfTrooperRex Рік тому +37

      Lord Vader will DEW IT more than EITHER OF US!

    • @Breadcrab_archive
      @Breadcrab_archive 2 місяці тому +4

      @@WolfTrooperRexfaith in transformers misplaced me be as is your faith in your faith

  • @The_Admiral5
    @The_Admiral5 6 років тому +2383

    *Yoda:* "Killed not by clones this padawan. By young Skywalker he was."
    *Obi-Wan: "Who could have done this?!"*

  • @TheMagicRobot
    @TheMagicRobot 4 роки тому +2472

    "You're breaking my heart!"
    "LIAR! -I'm breaking your neck!"
    XD

    • @molargunk2977
      @molargunk2977 4 роки тому +83

      Obi wan: woa
      Anakin: not again obi wan's gonna kill me

    • @hillwoop9101
      @hillwoop9101 4 роки тому +8

      You have done that yourself!

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 4 роки тому +3

      Uno reverse card

    • @weedeetclaus7038
      @weedeetclaus7038 4 роки тому +4

      @@hillwoop9101 you turned her against me! ×6
      You have done that yourself! ×5

    • @christiancs8279
      @christiancs8279 4 роки тому +2

      I am the 1.1k like

  • @cmloegcmluin
    @cmloegcmluin Рік тому +255

    "Senator Organa, I need help" "Nope." perfect encapsulation of Bail Organa's character

  • @TunafishN7
    @TunafishN7 3 роки тому +464

    "Darth Vader will DEW IT more than either of us"
    -Darth Idiot

    • @wosh253
      @wosh253 2 роки тому +42

      faith in transformers misplased maybe as in your faith in your faith

    • @Bowling4986
      @Bowling4986 2 роки тому +36

      @BlueS8 Or... should we call him... Darth Darthius?

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 2 роки тому +15

      @@Bowling4986 You're blind, master Yoda...

    • @TheOracle342
      @TheOracle342 2 роки тому +10

      @@victornoel36 Surprised?

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 2 роки тому +12

      @@TheOracle342 Now you will experience the full power of-
      *force push
      UUAAAGH!!

  • @HGBfilmsYT
    @HGBfilmsYT 4 роки тому +5628

    **dead, lifeless children on the floor**
    Obi wan : “Hello there”

  • @ChamChamRealSmooth
    @ChamChamRealSmooth 4 роки тому +3658

    "Goodbye, Iron Man. Goodbye, Captain America. Miss you, I will."
    Yoda saw Endgame.

  • @scottcarter8864
    @scottcarter8864 2 роки тому +626

    "Darth Vader will DO IT more than either of us."
    That's actually very true.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +69

      *Yoda and Palpatine Looking at anakin:*
      *Padme and Anakin smugly looking at each other with raised eyebrows:*
      Yoda: "Hate you we do. a loser you are"

    • @Mod_121
      @Mod_121 Рік тому +33

      “Faith in Transformers, misplaced may be. As is your faith in your faith.”

    • @iantaggart3064
      @iantaggart3064 Рік тому +4

      Not necessarily. Rey and Grogu exist.

    • @knox3870
      @knox3870 Рік тому +2

      *DEW IT

  • @evabible9770
    @evabible9770 2 роки тому +564

    Okay but Obi Wan saying “Hello There” to each twin as they’re born is pretty wholesome.

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 8 місяців тому +24

      and saying "Hello there" to a room of dead padawans XD

    • @evabible9770
      @evabible9770 8 місяців тому +7

      @@typo1345 idk if that's wholesome lol

  • @arshiaghanbarian3717
    @arshiaghanbarian3717 4 роки тому +2521

    " Or should i call you *Darth* *Idiot* . "
    - Yoda

  • @spinosaurustricycloplots1346
    @spinosaurustricycloplots1346 4 роки тому +1869

    "I cannot kick Anakin"
    "He is my MOTHER"
    2 Hours Later
    *Kicks Anakin multiple times*

  • @slimewizard7350
    @slimewizard7350 2 роки тому +315

    5:10 when the fighting game characters only have a few lines of dialogue.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Рік тому +64

      5:25 when you skip the cutscene and the villain's monologue

    • @WolfTrooperRex
      @WolfTrooperRex Рік тому +37

      7:32 The final boss in the cutscene

    • @AsgardianQueen
      @AsgardianQueen 4 місяці тому +9

      YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!

    • @chickenvasquez78
      @chickenvasquez78 12 днів тому

      𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙!

    • @lukestantz12
      @lukestantz12 7 днів тому

      @@AsgardianQueenYOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF

  • @KuryouTheRunt
    @KuryouTheRunt Рік тому +220

    The idea that Palpatine was just stood in the background egging Anakin on to jump to at Obi Wan cracks me up everytime.

    • @TheChopstyx
      @TheChopstyx Рік тому +16

      In my mind its canon. Sideous wanted anakin weak and dependant. So he egged anakin on knowing he was gonna get effed up.

    • @user-hx7rb7up3g
      @user-hx7rb7up3g Рік тому +14

      ​@@TheChopstyx'Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us'

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 2 місяці тому

      @@user-hx7rb7up3g Dew it

  • @JD37
    @JD37 4 роки тому +8618

    “If into the security recordings you go, only security recordings will you find.”
    - Yoda is so wise.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 роки тому +408

      “If into the Comment Section you go, only comments will you find.”

    • @user-uo1zd1wi9t
      @user-uo1zd1wi9t 4 роки тому +118

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Grandmaster Yoda the wise?

    • @Ghostkillaz
      @Ghostkillaz 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah I know😉

    • @arshiaghanbarian3717
      @arshiaghanbarian3717 4 роки тому +67

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @Revan5556
      @Revan5556 4 роки тому +14

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

  • @henryburvee3028
    @henryburvee3028 4 роки тому +3378

    “Darth idiot” Sickest burn in the entire galaxy

  • @camerongordon9761
    @camerongordon9761 Рік тому +163

    10:05 Yoda’s exit plan was flawless

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 2 роки тому +598

    5:32 “-Emperor. Or, should I call you Darth Idiot? Or, should I call you Darth Arthur? Or, should I call you Darth Darthious?”
    *-Yoda, Grandmaster of Roasting*

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Рік тому +61

      "You're Blind, Master Yoda...."
      "Surprised?"

    • @user-zt1pv5kw8h
      @user-zt1pv5kw8h Рік тому +44

      @@hobomike6935 "Now you will experience the full power of-- *gets pushed to the chair* AAAAAH!!!"

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 Рік тому +16

      Darth Arthur is the most powerful Darth of all time

  • @Cloudson97
    @Cloudson97 4 роки тому +2295

    Anakin: "Don't make me kick you..."
    Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the pub, and to your MUM!"

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 4 роки тому +113

      "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

    • @Cloudson97
      @Cloudson97 4 роки тому +92

      “What did you say?”

    • @mr.cringe2533
      @mr.cringe2533 4 роки тому +87

      “Only a sith deals in absolutes.”

    • @isaaclai3523
      @isaaclai3523 4 роки тому +90

      "Then you're a Sith Lord!"

    • @Cloudson97
      @Cloudson97 4 роки тому +89

      “Oh dear, you’re right!”

  • @cheivan_
    @cheivan_ 5 років тому +3554

    "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
    "Then you're a Sith."
    "Oh dear, you're right."

    • @thehooder8815
      @thehooder8815 4 роки тому +68

      So you're the sith lord*

    • @BB0ysGames
      @BB0ysGames 4 роки тому +4

      kek

    • @harryunderwood9387
      @harryunderwood9387 4 роки тому +36

      @Jim Johnson KOTOR and other Legends material showed most people actually can't see the difference. Really, their ideologies are rather similar (Jedi believe in removing the Id in favour of obeying the Force, Sith become dependant on the Force for more POWER).

    • @kojakaofficiel
      @kojakaofficiel 4 роки тому +3

      I saw this comment while watching the part of it in the video I swear!

    • @Sandwich13455
      @Sandwich13455 4 роки тому +3

      As is the faith in your. ...faith!

  • @MagnustheMage
    @MagnustheMage Рік тому +226

    For some reason Sidious falling back over his chair gets funnier every time for me

  • @GlitchyGamers18
    @GlitchyGamers18 2 роки тому +193

    “My allegiance to the pub, and your MUM.” Caught me completely off-guard and after watching it for the 100,000th time I still can’t get over it

  • @kennyherron6529
    @kennyherron6529 4 роки тому +2034

    “Killed not by clones this Padawan but by young skywalker.”
    “Who could of done this.”

  • @Mld-sk1jb
    @Mld-sk1jb 4 роки тому +1467

    Padme:"your breaking my hearth"
    Anakin:"LIAR""I'M BREAKING YOUR NECK"
    Obi-Wan:"Woah"

    • @tylermcewan3274
      @tylermcewan3274 4 роки тому +20

      Well crap went from 13 to 84 real quick

    • @MAC-xl5dn
      @MAC-xl5dn 4 роки тому +17

      Not again obi Wons gonna kill me

    • @iv477_
      @iv477_ 4 роки тому +4

      stupid comment

    • @republicofengineers1983
      @republicofengineers1983 4 роки тому +3

      LOL, that really got me. 😆

    • @tajmahjal
      @tajmahjal 4 роки тому +5

      He is actually correct. It’s not “you’re”
      “You’re” is actually “you are”

  • @AquaAtia
    @AquaAtia 3 роки тому +370

    7:11 will never get old

  • @timvanhoeck7018
    @timvanhoeck7018 2 роки тому +222

    6:42 At this point, I'm starting to think Yoda and Sidious are just trolling one another...

  • @xkolian5072
    @xkolian5072 4 роки тому +4869

    What Anakin has brought to his new empire:
    -PEACE,
    -FREEDOM,
    -PEACE,
    -SECURITY,
    -JUSTICE,
    -FREEDOM,
    -PEACE,
    -AND FREE *sand*

    • @theocean1973
      @theocean1973 4 роки тому +366

      France: “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité.”
      America: “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
      Anakin’s New Empire: “PEACE, FREEDOM, PEACE, SECURITY, JUSTICE, FREEDOM, PEACE, AND FREE *sand* “

    • @larryii666
      @larryii666 4 роки тому +131

      why would he allow his own weakness to be accessed so easily?

    • @RinMariiiii
      @RinMariiiii 4 роки тому +124

      Can't enjoy a galactic empire if I don't have free sand

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 4 роки тому +61

      Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 роки тому +55

      @@thorshammer7883 then you're the Sith Lord

  • @thiccomniman
    @thiccomniman 4 роки тому +6032

    “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
    “What did you say?”
    “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
    “Then you’re the Sith Lord.”
    “Oh dear, you’re right!”

    • @engineergaming2549
      @engineergaming2549 4 роки тому +400

      Only a sith deals in absolutes
      Are you sure?
      Absolutely....... *w a i t*

    • @BieriPlayer
      @BieriPlayer 4 роки тому +185

      *Uno reverse card*

    • @zthehooman
      @zthehooman 4 роки тому +23

      Lol

    • @gabedupree9882
      @gabedupree9882 4 роки тому +84

      I hate it when he does that!

    • @Bengals4Life_
      @Bengals4Life_ 4 роки тому +86

      See Obi-Wan is evil and the jedi are evil

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum Рік тому +156

    3:32 I remember hearing somewhere that the reason Ewan MacGregor covered his mouth was to hide his laughter because he thought the phrase "killing younglings" sounded ridiculous.

    • @ryanvanbeek2673
      @ryanvanbeek2673 Рік тому +4

      I remember that too

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 Рік тому +9

      Tbf it would be kinda awkward saying that with a serious face

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Рік тому

      George Lucas is a hack.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Рік тому

      George Lucas is a hack.

    • @phootaphan9166
      @phootaphan9166 8 місяців тому +10

      "I cannot watch any more."
      keeps watching
      "I will not watch any more."
      keeps watching

  • @IbenPlaysYT
    @IbenPlaysYT 2 роки тому +133

    6:42
    "You survived. You've won the prize."
    "A prize?"
    "No!" *Shoots force lightening at Yoda*
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JasonSmith-ee7zq
    @JasonSmith-ee7zq 5 років тому +4570

    ...or should I call you darth idiot?
    ...or should I call you darth arthur?
    ...or should I call you darth darthious?

    • @trav34
      @trav34 5 років тому +231

      Darth Arthur's good, thanks.

    • @michaelbentin577
      @michaelbentin577 5 років тому +153

      You will not stop me, you will stop me
      Darth Vader will DEW IT more than either of us.

    • @sargezero
      @sargezero 5 років тому +94

      Faith in transformers misplaced may be.

    • @codyscales4849
      @codyscales4849 5 років тому +81

      As is your faith in your faith

    • @michaelbentin577
      @michaelbentin577 5 років тому +60

      Your blind master Yoda

  • @megannicole7
    @megannicole7 5 років тому +2116

    “You’re breaking my heart!”
    “LIAR! I’m breaking your neck” 🤣

  • @ericremotesteam
    @ericremotesteam Рік тому +74

    11:31 Anakin owing to the Imperial March as he burns is funnier than it has any right to be. 🔥 😂

  • @thenerd5992
    @thenerd5992 2 роки тому +128

    1:22
    Padme: “What’s happening?”
    Anakin: “The Jedi have tried to overthrow the *PUB!”*
    Padme: “I can’t believe that!”
    Anakin: “I saw Master *KENOBI* attempt to get *W A S T E D* myself!”

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 4 роки тому +786

    6:42
    Palpatine: "You survived you've won the prize."
    Yoda: "A prize??"
    Palpatine: *"NOO!"*

    • @aronsmith3417
      @aronsmith3417 4 роки тому +26

      *Force push following the laughter* your rule is at a end

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 роки тому +17

      Nobel prize, Palpatine, Nobel prize.

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n 4 роки тому +14

      the prize was force lightning to the face

    • @fredplushproductions5875
      @fredplushproductions5875 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahahahah ahhhhhh

    • @ESCAPE40
      @ESCAPE40 4 роки тому +5

      That's the best part 😂

  • @ned9542
    @ned9542 4 роки тому +1410

    Separatist leader about to get slaughtered: "Nooo, nOoooOo"
    Anakin: "Alright, but you owe me one"

  • @morteminfernum8460
    @morteminfernum8460 2 роки тому +98

    Perfect ending..
    "Lord Vader...can you hear me?"
    "What did you say" 🤣🤣

  • @MrHandsomeStudios
    @MrHandsomeStudios 2 роки тому +420

    "I have a new hearing aid Emperor, Or should I call you Darth Idiot" I just died when hearing this 😂

    • @BonBon-od9zm
      @BonBon-od9zm 2 роки тому +61

      Or should I call you Darth Arthur

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 2 роки тому +53

      Or should I call you Darth Darthius?

    • @derek___gomez
      @derek___gomez 2 роки тому +32

      You’re blind Master Yoda

    • @trefaran
      @trefaran Рік тому +21

      @@derek___gomez Surprised?

    • @idkman334
      @idkman334 Рік тому +26

      Now you will experience the full power of- *gets force-pushed into a chair*

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 6 років тому +5814

    When Obi Wan was watching the security videos, he should have said:
    "I hate it when he does that."

    • @lordpsalm7034
      @lordpsalm7034 6 років тому +284

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England
      or: "So uncivilized".

    • @Rocket-qg5jw
      @Rocket-qg5jw 6 років тому +199

      Omgg your so right that wouldve been hilarious 😂

    • @BobberTheWiseYTP
      @BobberTheWiseYTP 6 років тому +154

      Or, "you seem a little on edge"

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 6 років тому +62

      Luke M And you do not.
      That is why you fail.

    • @TheDanDude17
      @TheDanDude17 6 років тому +18

      Bobber the Wise No, he should say that when Anakin says “You turned her against me!”

  • @AJ_Tauros
    @AJ_Tauros 4 роки тому +588

    **kills his own wife**
    Anakin: “Not again... Obi-wan’s gonna kill me...”

    • @Croissant90_
      @Croissant90_ 4 роки тому +14

      “Again”?

    • @tylermcewan3274
      @tylermcewan3274 4 роки тому +14

      Huh,didn't realise that Anakin was Henry VIII

    • @laurensharpe137
      @laurensharpe137 4 роки тому +3

      Tyler Mcewan HAHAGAF

    • @Matt-zn3up
      @Matt-zn3up 4 роки тому +1

      the fact he says “not again” as if he’s done it multiple times is 10x better

  • @libertyprime2958
    @libertyprime2958 2 роки тому +172

    Virgin banking clan member: "No, Nooo!"
    Chad Anakin: "Alright, but you owe me one"
    Fucking fantastic

    • @timvanhoeck7018
      @timvanhoeck7018 2 роки тому +29

      Trade Federation, actually. The Intergalactic Banking Clan was run by Muuns, not Neimoidians. Still funny nontheless.

  • @notottomedic
    @notottomedic 2 роки тому +152

    I like how this entire series details anakin's friendly fire and obi wan's alcoholism.

  • @monsterovich
    @monsterovich 6 років тому +363

    "Or should I call you Darth Idiot." LOL.
    Yoda is badass.

  • @kewve19
    @kewve19 5 років тому +3106

    Obi Wan: padme turn around
    Padme: *moves*
    Anakin: You Turned Her Against me!

  • @memethief14
    @memethief14 3 роки тому +74

    0:58 Best plot-twist ever !

  • @itsmagic1244
    @itsmagic1244 4 роки тому +3560

    *Literally slaughters a bunch of innocent, defenceless children*
    “Not again...Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me”

  • @danielwebb3482
    @danielwebb3482 4 роки тому +2822

    “You’ve won a prize”
    “Really?”
    “No”
    Imagine how sad Yoda must have been when he realized that he didn’t win a prize

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 4 роки тому +25

      Da one an only Daniel 10:09 is his confirmed exact reaction

    • @Amateur-Fool
      @Amateur-Fool 4 роки тому +37

      Proceeds to be abused by yoda
      I love democracy

    • @noidea4223
      @noidea4223 4 роки тому +19

      "A PRIZE?"

    • @Chris-dk2ye
      @Chris-dk2ye 4 роки тому +27

      He must've been shocked lol

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 4 роки тому

      Mr Demopan if it works ;)

  • @basementdweller235
    @basementdweller235 2 роки тому +155

    8:54 palpatine’s face just keeps making me laugh 😂

  • @Meowface.
    @Meowface. Рік тому +22

    5:34 “or should I call you.. darth idiot”
    Get the man some cold water for that sick burn

  • @matthewwilliams310
    @matthewwilliams310 4 роки тому +1379

    Me: "Mom can we go see Revenge of the Sith?"
    Mom: "We have Revenge of the Sith at home."
    Revenge of the Sith at home:

    • @giovanniparisi7120
      @giovanniparisi7120 4 роки тому +102

      This is even better than Revenge of the Sith.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 4 роки тому +16

      Matthew Williams I dunno why you wanna go see Revenge of the Sith I mean the one at home is so amazing
      (I’m the 69th like)

    • @matthewwilliams310
      @matthewwilliams310 4 роки тому +3

      @@reddeath5791 I know, it's no different, I was just making a joke is all, it wasn't supposed to make sense.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 4 роки тому +2

      Matthew Williams I know, I was following up the joke

    • @matthewwilliams310
      @matthewwilliams310 4 роки тому +3

      @@reddeath5791 Ah ok lol so many people whoosh I just assumed you did sorry

  • @hayden.8057
    @hayden.8057 5 років тому +1437

    “You will not stop me”
    *pulls out lightsaber*
    “You will stop me”

    • @dqcbao
      @dqcbao 4 роки тому +3

      Thats something new he right " he is weak"

    • @mrcapsam4646
      @mrcapsam4646 4 роки тому +8

      Darth vader with dew it not either of us

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 4 роки тому +10

      Dew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew itDew it

    • @Ben-xz3bo
      @Ben-xz3bo 4 роки тому +3

      Your faith in transformers misplaced it is as is your faith in your faith

    • @Djay_B
      @Djay_B 4 роки тому +1

      Darth Vader will *DEW IT* more than either of us!

  • @fitnessfan1529
    @fitnessfan1529 3 роки тому +84

    Grievous coming back to life was one of the most hilarious and brilliant jokes I have ever seen, in my opinion it actually should have been in the movie the way it was presented here :D

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss 2 роки тому +6

      Shit, don't give Disney any ideas!

  • @americathecountryball8358
    @americathecountryball8358 11 місяців тому +14

    This is peak Star Wars content

  • @iforgot87872
    @iforgot87872 4 роки тому +959

    “Senator Organa, I need help.”
    “No.” (Fades away).
    Lmao.

    • @sauldownbadman876
      @sauldownbadman876 4 роки тому +11

      i see you everywhere. big fan of your ytp's bro

    • @iforgot87872
      @iforgot87872 4 роки тому +10

      @@sauldownbadman876 Ha thanks! What can men do against such reckless Theoden?

    • @thepsychicspoon5984
      @thepsychicspoon5984 4 роки тому +1

      @@iforgot87872 forget his spoon

  • @thejfkexperience682
    @thejfkexperience682 6 років тому +295

    Padme: "You're breaking my heart"
    Anakin: "Liar, I'm breaking your neck"

  • @kingelite1102
    @kingelite1102 2 роки тому +73

    2:36 he might be twisted by the dark side but still shows respect

    • @Drflash55Official
      @Drflash55Official 10 місяців тому +10

      "Stop! Nooo!"
      "...Alright, but you owe me one."

  • @theallmightyfish3027
    @theallmightyfish3027 2 роки тому +40

    This is so deep.
    How padme sees the monster anakin has become and immediately falls in love with obi wan which enrages anakin and makes him break her heart, but there comes the plot twist, because he was actually breaking her neck.
    And Obi wan is so shocked the only thing he can say is "wow"
    Then they engage in a brutal argument, however obi wan's argument backfires, which reveals he was a Sith Lord all along.
    So now they fight through a lava world.
    But ultimately obi wan gets the high the high the high AaAaAaAa aaaaaaaaa *the high ground.exe has stopped responding* and kicks anakin to death

  • @mankdemelord6974
    @mankdemelord6974 4 роки тому +1585

    “You’ve survived. You’ve won the prize!”
    “A prize?”
    *”NO”*
    **Gets electrocuted**

  • @goobah7444
    @goobah7444 4 роки тому +651

    "You’ve survived, you’ve won the prize.”
    "A prize?”
    "No”
    *sith lightning*

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 роки тому +16

      @@grandarmyoftherupublicofgr7446 Fuck off

    • @Nolanpage678
      @Nolanpage678 4 роки тому +4

      Local Local that’s a lotta ducks

    • @5Mega8Thinker93
      @5Mega8Thinker93 4 роки тому +1

      Nobel Prize

    • @zapgamer4415
      @zapgamer4415 4 роки тому +1

      (INTENSE WHEEZING)
      (Gets force pushed into a chair)

    • @Dav624
      @Dav624 4 роки тому +1

      More like *NAW!*

  • @TheGoldSedgwick
    @TheGoldSedgwick 2 роки тому +78

    "Anakin my allegiance is to the pub and to your MUM" got my laughing crazy

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 2 роки тому +7

      This is actually a plot hole beacuse Anakin IS his mother!

    • @JDrevolver66
      @JDrevolver66 Рік тому +6

      @@francescapatti2934 Twisted, that is.

  • @Kiryukazuma341
    @Kiryukazuma341 2 роки тому +60

    4:54 Anakin: YOU TURN HER AGAINST ME
    Obi wan: You have done that yourself !
    *10 hours later*
    Anakin: YOU TURN HER AGAINST ME !
    obi wan: You have done that yourself !

    • @czzp77
      @czzp77 5 місяців тому +1

      20 hours later
      Anakin: You have done that yourself
      Obi Wan: you turned her against me!
      30 hours later
      Anakin: Forgive me, Master!

  • @dudester9893
    @dudester9893 4 роки тому +2002

    “My allegiance is to the pub, to your mom” -Obi Wan

    • @anakinskinwalker1724
      @anakinskinwalker1724 3 роки тому +116

      But Obi Wan earlier said "Anakin is my mother."

    • @inlegend2129
      @inlegend2129 3 роки тому +76

      @@anakinskinwalker1724 So he means his grandmother

    • @anakinskinwalker1724
      @anakinskinwalker1724 3 роки тому +28

      @@inlegend2129 Whoa

    • @samueliaho8193
      @samueliaho8193 3 роки тому +54

      Earlier:
      - The jedi have tried to overthrow the pub. I saw master Kenobi attempt to get wasted myself.
      Makes sense

    • @thedacenorpes3681
      @thedacenorpes3681 3 роки тому +6

      @@samueliaho8193
      Wow
      So civilised

  • @boodabear5575
    @boodabear5575 4 роки тому +545

    7:32
    Sidious: “You will not stop me.”
    *Lightsaber ignites*
    Sidious: *Begins walking backwards* “You will stop me.”

    • @polystratgaming1405
      @polystratgaming1405 4 роки тому +41

      “Darth Vader will DEW IT more than either of us”

    • @anakinskywalker3058
      @anakinskywalker3058 4 роки тому +8

      @@polystratgaming1405 Yes Master

    • @zutakauzumaki4928
      @zutakauzumaki4928 4 роки тому +5

      Faith in transformers

    • @game_end_selfcarter8365
      @game_end_selfcarter8365 4 роки тому +2

      Anakin Skywalker imagine a Jedi turning to the dark side and betraying his master because of the current chancellor who was actually a sith then the Jedi kills his wife and battles his master and then becomes critically injured and then brought back as a robot
      Just a thought

    • @aronsmith3417
      @aronsmith3417 4 роки тому +3

      @@polystratgaming1405 faith in transformers misplaced maybe, as is your faith in your faith

  • @Splobkingofsplob
    @Splobkingofsplob 5 місяців тому +8

    Palpatine jumping at 7:10 and falling over his chair kills me no matter how many times I watch it lol

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 2 роки тому +49

    3:10
    "Consume the sith, we must!"
    Yoda wants Obi-Wan to be a cannibal

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 6 років тому +2019

    "It's over, Anakin. I don't die this movie."
    "You underestimate ME."
    "Don't try it."
    "I shouldn't."
    Palpatine out of nowhere: "DEW IT."

    • @bipolareagle8892
      @bipolareagle8892 6 років тому +88

      I will try!

    • @waffle-jy5yf
      @waffle-jy5yf 6 років тому +35

      DON'T TRY IT

    • @SS_Joker_88-18
      @SS_Joker_88-18 6 років тому +13

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    • @goodatnothinghd6410
      @goodatnothinghd6410 6 років тому +14

      The Joker DEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWITDEWIT MAKE ME A fING SANDWHICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @charmxreuploads5997
      @charmxreuploads5997 6 років тому +8

      The Joker JEW IT

  • @Omnisprime
    @Omnisprime 4 роки тому +2188

    “Only a Sith deals in absolutes”
    “Then you’re a Sith!”
    “Oh dear, you’re right!”

    • @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100
      @nonamemclovenakamr.n8100 3 роки тому +101

      he should have edited the lightsaber red when obi-wan pull it out

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 3 роки тому +17

      noname mcloven aka mr.n i was kinda expecting that lol

    • @cobrasharkgaming7830
      @cobrasharkgaming7830 3 роки тому +1

      Omnisprime lol no wonder the sith win blackjack all the time

    • @diamondrocks2266
      @diamondrocks2266 3 роки тому +7

      6:24

    • @CZrandom1
      @CZrandom1 3 роки тому +1

      I like the number of likes here ... sorry for no liking this coment 😂

  • @FinalJEDYTV
    @FinalJEDYTV 9 місяців тому +9

    6:20 "Anakin my allegiance is to the-pub, and your MOM"
    A really funny line

  • @scooterdemo
    @scooterdemo Рік тому +19

    I love the consistency in this series of Anakin asking people to repeat themselves, he must be hard of hearing in this version

  • @LordDessik
    @LordDessik 6 років тому +740

    Obi wan: *leaves for 14.47 seconds*
    Anakin: *kills Master Windu, turns to the Dark Side, pledges loyalty to Palpatine, kills 150 children, strangles pregnant wife to unconsciousness*

    • @MrLele3000
      @MrLele3000 5 років тому +63

      he surely is his mother

    • @Angrygreentea
      @Angrygreentea 5 років тому +57

      He works fast, nigga.

    • @taylordavies5422
      @taylordavies5422 5 років тому +56

      *kicks 150 children

    • @keava
      @keava 5 років тому +39

      "12.47 seconds* That business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't count"

    • @Gamberbro237
      @Gamberbro237 5 років тому +5

      *w o a h*

  • @mini1177
    @mini1177 Рік тому +7

    Who has seen this multiple times

  • @mihaelarosnovat779
    @mihaelarosnovat779 Рік тому +28

    "At last the Jedi are jedi" 8:48

  • @commander_flint_2.0_56
    @commander_flint_2.0_56 4 роки тому +1161

    “You turned her against me!”
    “You have done that yourself”
    “You turned her against me!”
    “You have done that yourself”
    “You turned her against me!”
    “.....you have done that yourself”

  • @jmk0822
    @jmk0822 4 роки тому +1463

    Beware the most powerful Sith Lord to ever live...
    *_Darth Darthius_*

  • @DustinWiesner
    @DustinWiesner Рік тому +14

    Obi wan: “Your new empire?”
    Anakin: “Don’t make me kick you”
    6:16

  • @nighthunter1649
    @nighthunter1649 2 роки тому +22

    Death children bodies on the ground.
    Nobody:
    *Nobody* :
    Obi wan: hElLo ThErE

  • @freshproduce4048
    @freshproduce4048 6 років тому +2935

    It's over, Anakin! I don’t die in this movie!

  • @joshfrancis9903
    @joshfrancis9903 5 років тому +557

    Yoda: "To twist this Lord Idiot, strong enough you are not."
    Obi-Wan: "He is my mother."
    Yoda: "Twisted, *that* is,"

  • @zacharyprovance3128
    @zacharyprovance3128 Рік тому +19

    "You will not stop me"
    *Yoda ignites his saber*
    "You will stop me"

  • @Krexxal
    @Krexxal 2 роки тому +10

    0:59 KENOBI! I’M BACK!

  • @MangoAssassin8
    @MangoAssassin8 4 роки тому +738

    Underrated lines:
    "Consume the sith, we must."
    "To twist this Lord Idiot, strong enough you are not."
    "He is my mother!" "Twisted that is."
    "I have a new hearing aide emperor."
    "Or, should I call you Darth Idiot. Or, should I call you Darth Arthur. Or, should I call you Darth Darthius."
    "You're blind Master Yoda." "Surprised?"

    • @bigmek2903
      @bigmek2903 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah some of these are my favorite. Shame plenty of people missed those :/

    • @ghost6896
      @ghost6896 4 роки тому +7

      "What did you say?"

    • @Apieupiupieuw
      @Apieupiupieuw 4 роки тому +1

      Time stamp pls

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 4 роки тому +3

      You’re blind Master MangoAssassin

    • @jaspersones5828
      @jaspersones5828 4 роки тому

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  • @gamerboi9000......
    @gamerboi9000...... Рік тому +22

    In my opinion the funniest part is yoda constantly force pushing Darth Idiot into a chair

  • @GothRailfan
    @GothRailfan 9 місяців тому +6

    "You must not be thinking clearly!"
    "No, for the first time, I am thinking clearly."
    "LOL!"

  • @TwiliPaladin
    @TwiliPaladin 4 роки тому +668

    Obi-Wan: "Senator Organa, I need help."
    Bail: "Nope."

  • @punoil
    @punoil 8 місяців тому +6

    I love the implication that Palpatine has to keep getting up and resetting his chair only to be knocked into it again

  • @jonasgreslund7541
    @jonasgreslund7541 2 роки тому +8

    3:00
    I can't watch anymore.
    that is me every night when I want to go to bed to get a good nights sleep but I want to keep watching more UA-cam videos.

  • @BoxofHealth
    @BoxofHealth 4 роки тому +608

    “What’s happening”
    “The Jedi have tried overthrow the pub”
    “I can’t believe that”
    “I saw Master Kenobi attempt to get wasted myself”

  • @CHRB-nn6qp
    @CHRB-nn6qp 9 місяців тому +8

    The idea that a lone battle droid rushes in while Anakin is doing an evil pose and kills him is amazing. Palpatine's entire plan derailed from a single battle droid

  • @kieranhatley222
    @kieranhatley222 2 роки тому +19

    "I am more powerful than the Chancellor..I-I can throw him across the galaxy" ROFL 4:04

  • @Pyroniusburn
    @Pyroniusburn 6 років тому +2050

    "Master Skywalker, there are two of them!"
    "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!"

  • @LilyZerep
    @LilyZerep Рік тому +15

    Iron Man: "Doth mother know thou weareth her drapes?"
    Yoda took that personally 👀

  • @isshishiroorderofgoldenkit3550
    @isshishiroorderofgoldenkit3550 2 роки тому +6

    6:57 the whole selection of this video is gold

  • @BarBQChips
    @BarBQChips 4 роки тому +1534

    “Stop! Nooo!”
    “Alright. But you owe me one!”
    LMAOOO

  • @jayb.7534
    @jayb.7534 6 років тому +157

    “Anakin my allegiance is to the pub and to your mum!”

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 років тому +4

      Well,of course he'd be loyal to his grandmother.