I'm Playing Pokemon Wrong.
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- Опубліковано 19 лис 2019
- 1 sub = 1 slain Wooloo►bit.ly/NintendoFan
I’ve been playing Pokémon Sword and Shield for 48 hours. I’m still on Route 1. I’m playing Pokémon wrong. Why am I doing this to myself?
Ending song:
• UE Chorale - Baa Baa B...
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"I'm concerned about my son. He left on his Pokemon journey and he's just been...killing Wooloo right outside the front door. For...for days now."
Lmao
You know, when you put it into this perspective, it really is hilarious. Someone needs to animate this.
I'm just imagining some poor farmer going out to check on their herd of Wooloo, only to find out they're all dead.
Sayvion Washington Lol just a field of death with one shiny Wooloo hiding in the bushes.
@@sayvionwashington1939 plot twist, He's been beating up the same Wooloo for three days. Lol
JWittz: "I can't sleep..."
Person: "Have you tried counting sheep?"
JWittz: *visible anger and anguish* ..............Y E S !
Lol
lol
Lol
lol
Lol
Everyone else: having a grand old time on their Pokemon adventures
JWittz: *screams at passing sheep*
He should never go to norway, they attack
"How many Wooloo have you killed?"
"Idk, how many loaves of bread have you eaten?"
Ask me that same question, and I'd tell you zero, because it's never worked like that in any of the official games.
_I am no fun._
how many times have you breathed
Is....is that a JoJo reference???
@@zorrollusion6315 you just won my vote for gayest thing
@@simon-patrickjohnson lmao
Finds shiny Wooloo.
Accidentally kills it because all his pokemon are over lv50.
gotta get that false swipe ability
@@sh0ck3r48 Not if you're still on route 1 (unless you trade for a Pokemon that van learn it/already has it). XD
Chris fair point
Ranillis most Pokémon that early don’t even need to be weakened
Finds it and Runs outs of Balls
JWittz: *enters route 1*
Every single wooloo there: „why do i hear boss music?“
ColdPlay of Doom this is the best comment
*_TERRARIA MEMES!_*
*Doom music intensifies*
*MOON LORD MUSIC OVERPOWERS EVERY BOSS MUSIC*
Best comment
Jwittz: *gets a shiny*
Mental Health: welcome back.
I read “welcome back” in professor oak’s voice
@@captnbassbeard3222 same😂
@Lotadot I had a beldum use last resort and die on me. I kept hunting and reclaimed it, I named it reclamation.
@Lotadot saddest shiny death ever for me
Me: i just shiny hunted wooloo for 5 days...
My brain: did you find the black sheep??
Me: yeees
My brain: goood, now you get *t h e g o o d c h e m i c a l s*
Pretty dopamine.
Three bags full?
I shiny pidgey ran away from me one time :(
Good chemicals
Nostalgia
Light bulb success
Time paid off success
@@lolodoesart6811 that's ruff budy
*“I’ve been hunting Wooloo for so long my Wooloo isn’t even a Wooloo anymore!”*
I died laughing at this
Its a mareep
Im imagining Hop just staring at you doing this from a distance, clutching his Wooloo as tight as he can
I actually took a second to think about this and nearly shot a pizza roll out of my nose.
@@Akane1313 Why was there a pizza roll in your nose?
@@emc246 there wasnt when he started
When he finally leaves that lane his pokemon are gonna look like they been taking steroids
And he's still smiling
TheJWittz: I shiny hunted wooloo
Me: What did it cost
TheJWittz: *EVERTHING*
"IV'E MURDERED OVER 1000 OF YOU FOR YOU!!"
-TheJWittz, 2019
he just a little bit Yandere
Imagine how many times he fell asleep trying to count how many he had battled..
blksky I wish people made more comments like this, instead of the usual copypasted handful of memes
Brilliant
Underrated af
Very clever homie!
I did the same thing with nickit I really wanted a shiny but gave up at 2,000
“They’re like animals. And I slaughtered them like animals.”
ANAKIN
oh no
SKYWALKER
"The dead must have their tribute."
This is where the fun begins.
Looks like he's...
...at his WITTZ end!!
No
Ba dum tshh! 😝
*sad trombone sounds*
I'm surprised I've not seen that pun before now.
Hop: HOLY ARCEUS! Why are you level 100?!?!
Player: *WOOLOO*
Hop’s Wooloo: *scared and confused sheep noises*
Lex Nuqui
Hop: Mate please just leave them alone for the sake of the population
Me: Hmmmmm..... Imma shiny hunt a shiny rival
Hop : Am i a joke to you?
Humm, didn't know pokemon sword would have a genocide run.
"Unforgiving Sans has challenged you to a battle"
Interesting
That explains Toby Fox’s involvement
*Encounters shiny Wooloo
Jwittz: Man why does this music sound kinda like undertale stuff?
He’s having a baaaaaa time
"And that's how Wooloos became extinct in Galar"
THIS WEEK
ON POKEMON GEOGRAPHIC
Remember when wooloo was thought to be a god? Good times.
Don't worry, the wooloo population will go back up when trainers try shiny breeding
No, everyone will just breed their shiny wooloos and wooloos will now have black fur and a white head, shinies will now be the old regular version
He single-handedly made sheep an endangered species.
SHEEP!!
that guy didnt just get a shiny wooloo as his first encounter, he got a *square* shiny wooloo as his first encounter. do you know how stupidly lucky that is
The square shinies are actually more common in the wild
Actually, due to some programing error, its more common to find square shinies than normal shinies
(The mistake being that the ratios of finding both ((15/16 normal 1/16 square)) Are exchanged/become the opposite when encountering a pokemon)
Wait what's a square shiny?
@@venom_colada1512 Its a sort of different shiny or something
Right?!
Someone random child on route one: Umm, mommy... why is there a pile of dead wooloo and why does that boy have crazy eyes?
the mum: let's look away from that crazy person
He's a shiny hunter, look away Timmy I don't want you to-OH GOD TIMMY!!!
It is too late mother, I've seen everyhthing * wooloo death noises in background *
The mom: uhh... just move along sweetie...!
WHERE THE LAMB SAUCE
fainted not dead
Is this that Joker movie everyone keeps talking about?
S O C I E T Y
What happens when a shiny hunter doenst get a shiny ill tell you what peofesor you'll get what you deserve.
"You wouldn't get it"
-Jwittz
We are ALL CLOWNS
All it takes is one accidental KO.
Me when i finally get to Galar: Hmm too bad i havent seen a wooloo yet
Random guy: They went extint a few days ago....
Matthijs Rietveld haha 😂
That'll be in Ultra Sword and Shield
Krumpulous no it will be called sword shield and arrow
Or gun
Yesssssss.... Goooooooooood. All the Wooloo must go.
I love to play each new game suuuuuuper slow so I can drink it all in!! The only drawback is avoiding any and all spoilers until I complete my game months later. Haha.
SHINY WOOLOO IS SO CUTE ?!
Hello! I love your videos.
JWittz: We've literally not once never had a Pokemon based on a sheep before.
Mareep: Am I a joke to you?
Yes, yes your are
@@egaming1875 Heresy.
Well Mareep is Blue LABADIDABADAI
Is Mareep even sheep?
But ampharos is amazing
"I'm trying to Shiny Hunt Wooloo"
You are the only person playing this game CORRECTLY.
Disguised Toast would like to have a word
I think this is unhealthy. This early game, especially.
No.
Praise Shiny Dynamax Wooloo
@@Leopoldshark why should I praise a differente colored wooloo?? it just a wooloo ....
Never EVER let this man inside of a casino
You're thinking too small.
CREATE your own casino and let ONLY this man inside of it.
Bluebedo huh, here some points for creativity.
He's not losing anything though. Time is hardly a commodity to lose like this.
JWittz = Jerma985's gambling addiction + Sushi Ramen Riku's mad experiments
@@Wartooth91 Time is the ONLY commodity you can never replace.
I think this is a world record...
*jwittz takes 48 hours of game time to catch a wooloo*
RTgame: I can bet that.
JWittz: *Finds a shiny Wooloo after killing tens of thousands of them*
JWittz: *Is so absorbed in killing Wooloos that he kills the shiny without noticing*
Let's hope he doesn't forget to take Pokéballs with him 😉
GOD FORBID...I WOULD CRY FOR HIM🤣🤣
Immediate suicide...
I have done this it was the one time i tried to get a shiny i rage quited after that.
Considering he's fought thousands of them, I don't think he can weaken them without killing any :P
imagine he killed the shiny just because of muscular memory.
I've DONE THAT BEFORE!
my first shiny hunt for a shiny ralts, I got so LUCKY, less than an hour with no bonuses, I didn't even reach Petalburg...
Exactly what I wanted too! Female shiny ralts...
I hit run away.
He would commit suicide
or his team is too high level to lower its health without knocking it out
@@Envy_May Since Gen 6, all Pokemon on the first route have a 100% catch rate
thats what they want you to think
Wooloo thats not shiny: *exists*
Jwittz: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
This needs more love
Wooloo that's not shiny: *exists*
Jwittz: wait, that's illegal
Shiny hunting is literally the definition of insanity
For my current hunt, yes
Doesn't fit the definition of insanity.
Me: Buys the new game
Me: "Where are the wooloo"
NPC: "Didn't you hear, wooloo are extinct because a man killed so many of them just for a black wooloo"
Sorry man, maybe there's some left in shield
Im not 👍 this comment couse it Has 666 👍
@@graysoul8516 now its not
@@graysoul8516 Now it has 777
Imagine inverting colours and still getting a normal coloured wooloo
and accidentally killing it
Wait....that means it was shiny
Meme_land13 1243 exactly
Meme_land13 1243 200000 IQ
This is just like that movie “The Silence of the Wooloo”
*See's 999: Nine Persons, Nine Hours. Nine Doors reference. Single tear rolls down cheek
JWittz: "I've been on route 1 for 48 hours"
Me: WHY?!
JWittz: "I've been trying to hunt shiny Wooloo"
Me: Oh, ok. That's understandable.
Finds a shiny wooloo
JWittz: YES!! FINALLY!!!!
The Pokemon Wildlife Research Centre:
"The population of Wooloo has tremendously dropped in the past 48 hours, we need to investigate this soon or the Wooloos will face extinction!"
Jwitz encounters a Wooloo
Jwitz: "So anyways, I just started blasting."
"I haven't left route one"
me who is still training there: a h
THE CALM BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS KILLING ME
I came here to say the same thing xD
@@patriciapeaden4378 LOL OMG
I think we just looked inside the head of a person slowly going insane
About something really small
all it takes is one bad day.
You call that slow?
knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, knocking em out, knockin em out and knockin em out, AAAAAAAA
-JWittz 2019
Someone: "Do you remember how many Wooloo you had to encounter for that shiny?"
JWittz: "Do you remember how many ants you've stepped on?"
So that's why the wooloo was trying to get out at the start of the game.
Laughed out loud at this one.
LMAO :'D
Yes
I thought it was trying to give itself head trauma
A masterfully crafted portrayal of a man's spiral into insanity.
Joker (Marvel & Persona): First Time?
@@jupitersgodzilla7114 wait what do you mean "Marvel"?
Most people: *You're* playing Pokémon *WRONG!!*
This video's title: *I'm* playing Pokémon wrong
Wooloo is so cute that when I get my hands on the game, I won't ever evolve it.
This is like watching a serial killer slowly fall into insanity.
Its almost concerning tbh.
If you're a serial killer, then something was already wrong with you
This man is already a serial killer. He has over 3000 victims.
FlashStatic Exactly.
Grown man loses all mental function over recolored sheep circa 2019
Almost every grown men loses their mind when they see any recolor Pokemon
That doesn’t actually exist lol
@@HighHeNah I caught a shiny Eevee for a friend twice because I evolved it wrong and didn't save before trying to evolve it.
That was the single worst week of my life.
"We've literally never had a Pokemon based on a sheep before"
Hey Jwittz, Mareep would like to have a word
Game Freak: Not anymore you don't
When your vid is 9:30 so you say “knocking them out” for 30 seconds
" I have been hunting wooloo so long that my wooloo isn't even a wooloo anymore. "
Talking about a new meaning to the phrase "counting sheep" lol
Nah, it is bagging sheep. 🐑
2:35
Time is worth money.
Pokémon has chance rates.
I'm not addicted.
“Mastah Jwittz there are too many of them! What are we going to do?”
Jwittz: *Ignites saber* “THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS”
"Man single handedly wipes out the Wooloo population, only one survives."
And then the new shiny is white Wooloo lol
i just realized that the background music is “baa baa black sheep”... bc shiny wooloo is a black sheep
It's also twinkle twinkle little star, and the melody for the ABC's.
@@KeluRolen Not exactly. Sure the same notes are being played (almost), but there are different syllable counts, therefore this one is specifically baa baa black sheep.
@@nuggetangel103 regardless I just like to point out them being very very very similar
@@KeluRolen Yea, there are a handful of people who don't know how similar they are 😆
I just noticed as I read this comment.
I wasn't even shiny hunting and I found a shiny nincada, two for the price of one baby😎
Call this irrational phenomena... “the ballpit” in honor of this man’s insanity and Wooloo’s unquestionable and unending roundness.
"Hey jwittz when are we going to get a review of S&S?"
"When i get a shiny woolo"
"Oh so you beat the game already"
"No......"
I just spent 10 minutes listening to him talk about killing Wooloos.
All things considered that’s not too bad. You could be hunting for shiny Wooloos.
@@stephendonovan9084 ...I'll shiny hunt a wooloo with this video on repeat tomorrow... The best idea ever!
Vaas: Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
J: I HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS OF WOOLOOS
Me: **Surprised pikachu**
“Not just the Wooloo-men, but the Wooloo-women and Wooloo-children too...”
"He killed Woolewes, Padme."
They were like Pokémon! SO I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE POKÉMON!
Finding the shiny: "hey finally i found you, buddy"
Behind you thousands of slauthered sheep.
I think you meant "thousands" but I like the mental image of eviscerated wooloo particulate scattered all over a grassy field with a bright-eyed smiling youngster and their pet cat.
Imagine he crits it
Der GlorreicheGeselle that is lots of fresh woohoo meat
"THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A POKÉMON BASED ON A S H E E P"
Me: Somebody has been F O R G O T T E N.
Also me: I hate it anyways.
It is Mareep and a goat pokemon....
It's just that I did not really like mareep and that one grass goat pokémon.....
Dex Toons Gogoat?
@@theworldofquark great job for remembering!!!!
"Oh I would knock out 500 Wooloo and I would knock out 500 more, just to be the man who found a shiny Wooloo right outside my door!"
"We've never had a sheep Pokemon before!"
Don't talk to me, or my Mareep son Zeus, ever again.
Meanwhile, turtles.
Aztech Dan turtwig
I've not run the numbers or anything, but there's like at least 1 turtle or turtle-esque pokemon/family line every gen.
Chance avalugg is kinda turtle like ngl
Ironically my shiny mareep was the second shiny I ever randomly found in the wild. I love it, it is my best friend
This man's never gonna count sheep when going to sleep again, he'll just have Wooloo nightmares
Too bad wooloo made it in but not your avatar
He'll close his eyes and just see a field of passed out wooloo covering all of route 1 blocking him from playing the rest of the game
Lmao
The wooloos will have nightmares with him in it.
how may Wooloo have you killed
TheJWittz: Y E S
I'm watching this as I am route 1, 15 hours into the game to find shiny wooloo... this is despairing and hopeful at the same time...
I did have the thought to box the team I actually wanna play the game with xD
“How many wooloo have you slaughtered?”
“How many breads have you eaten in your life?”
DIO!!!!
That shiny wooloo knows the joestar secret technique
"Thirteen. I only eat Japanese food."
(Couldn't resist)
I have not eaten over 3000 breads in my life
JOJO!
One man's descent into madness for a glittery piece of mutton.
Haha nice
Everybody else’s videos: sword and shield is lazy
This video: COME HERE SHEEPYYYYY
I feel your pain. I can relate. Been running the WooLoo circle for weeks now.
I was here for the Wooloo massacre. I will tell my grandchildren of this historical event.
*Wooloo
For that, to the camp!
Kim Jong-un that’s what I said fair leader
@@Greigames you may have, but you also didn't as it clearly says Wooloo, not Wooloo
It's like the Great Emu War but more wool
@@geoffgibson1 or more emo
"And so legends did say, that Sir Wittz slaughtered wooloo by the scores straight for an entire fortnight. In the wake, the people gathered the slain, and feasted for many fortnight more."
with how many kids love fortnite you could replace it with that too
And there was much rejoicing.
You will single handedly add sheep to the endangered list
What if shiny don’t unlock until you get to the wild area that would be hilarious 😂🤣🤣
Montwizl it sounds plausible but not possible since others have found 1st encounters while starting the game though after 1500 kills of rookidee on my first day of playing I got nothing though after I beat the game and got the shiny charm I got a shiny milcery through masuda it’s on my channel if you don’t believe me
“Do you hear the lambs, Clarice?”
*cuts to a scene filled with Wooloos*
goodbye horsesssssss
Not anymore. All I hear is Silence. of the Lambs
*wooloo corpses
Jwittz: **Finally gets shiny wooloo**
Also Jwittz: Wanna see me do it again.
Markus Rochin gotta get the shiny living dex yk yk?
Good get the right nature.
kyubiiofrage that’s easy just use a mint
update: The man finally did it, and not only did he get a shiny wooloo, he got an ultra shiny wooloo.
RESPECT!
Ultra shiny? I'm way behind on pokemon it seems
There's a new variation of shinies which have a new flash animation when they're put into battle. Not much is known about them tho other than the new animation
If it's an overworld encounter...then those sparkles aren't ultra rare.
Diamonds are more common for wild shinies, stars are more common for eggs. They're not ultra rare
@@Whiteythereaper Not how that works. An ultra-shiny is more common after a chain, just like brilliant pokemon. Randomly in the wild, the odds are still 8 times less for it to be ultra shiny.
havent kept up with jwittz in like 5 years. glad to see this is what hes up to
"Been hunting for Shiny Wooloo for so long my Wooloo isn't even a Wooloo anymore" 😂😂😂
By far the best quote.
"Mother...The Wooloo...I'm driving them to near extinction for my very own, one I can call my love."
I honestly clicked the Video by accident but after hearing the short comical spontaneous boarder line psycho mental break down outbursts I had to subscribe!!! I appreciate the laugh
This is the tale of “The Great Wooloo Genocide of 2019”
I can get behind that.
the real darkest day
Time for the wooloo crusade
This is the greatest wooloo genocide of all time.
kinglight117 (colorized)
Alternate title: "I've sold my soul to a fictional sheep."
Fictional black sheep
That’s like the title for the entire internet after Wooloo was shown
Felixs minecraft series
i could feel that descendant into madness in the depths of my brain XD so glad u got it!
8:47
Wooloo is our savior
Respect Lord Wooloo
Pokemon: "starts pointing at people", you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo, "points at JWittz" you don't, "continues" you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo, you get a shiny Wooloo.
Pokemon fans: STILL arguing over sword & shield
JWittz: finding a shiny wooloo
Edit: OMFG So many likes lol
Yampers are a must even though thr gamr is kinds bsd
Well he's not going to find /get/anything a shiny hoppip, but he'll ecstatic to know he can find klink.
I mean, in USUM I had to/could global-trade to get a klink, all you had in that was stuff like bulbasaur, squirtle, dratini etc. It's about time GF started purging them, I mean, why would you want a mareep when you can this.... not-mareep-sheep-mon, and klink.
To be fair no one actually cares, because "it's just a game" -TheJWittz , where he spend 40h+ on the first route....
In route 1
Me: Getting a Rainbow Swirl Alcremie with a great nature.
@@haruhisuzumiya6650 It just sounds dumb. I mean, the verb is actually en route, and it's a road, you don't stand/walk IN the road.
that ending song killed me lmao good job and congrats
I’m commenting this in November 2020 and this is still my favorite Jwittz video of all time
>invert colors
"I don't get it, that's just a regular Wooloo."
>kills it
Exactly what i was thinking Haha
Plot twist. He was out of pokeballs when he found it.
Scariest thing to happen to a trainer
DON'T you do that to me BOY
Or he instinctively knocked it out
That happen to me
That was me once. I friend told me to make sure I bought poke balls to catch the shiny riolu and I thought I did but realized upon seeing said shiny that I bought them in a different game.
I watched this video and wanted you to get a shiny so badly i am so happy rn you did it :'3
(haven't watched any of your other vids this is just raw happiness)
the silence of the lambs
im sorry
That was so wrong it was funny.
BBC Reporter: Local child masecures sheep with his cat and lizard.
Chuck "florida man" at the start of that, and you've got yourself a believable headline
@@pandemisis3017 Surely the UK has its own version of Florida Man. Florida Man is just one of those universal constants.
Alisha C Welsh man?
@@garygao6072 LOL
You really massacred that spelling of the word "massacres".