Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down
A very nice take on the concept "Stay quiet if you want to survive". Kind of like A quiet place, i like it. As a fellow Analog horror creator, it's always good to see some inspiring ideas!
@@kiryu-chan1590 Umm how about we do that and drums and then a electricit guitar going "da da rin" and some rock music and then we add the snaping fingers or whatever u call it "he peeled of his skin" (snap fingers)
Here’s what I’ve put together, which is very close to my initial guess. The Uranium is not a fungus, but the fungus HAS uranium within its composition and uranium is just a name for an intelligent alien species of microscopic organisms that found there way deep into the earth. These microbes were disrupted by the Chernobyl meltdown and resurfaced. I’m guessing the “Uranium Fungus” somehow sent a signal to that “humanity’s last challenger” creature or whatnot. At first I thought this was a poorly put together thing of words to sound smart and scary, but now that the season is over I get how much well written lore and potential there is within this story. Well done Krusty Lobster, I hope to enjoy season 2!
In the SCP-universe, this is a XK-class end of the world scenario, but some anomaly in the hands of the foundation. Have the key of bringing back humanity
Uraaaaaaainum fever has done and got me down. Uraaaaaaaanium fever is spreadin all around. With a Geiger counter in my hand, ima goin out to stake me some government land. Uranium fever has done and got me down.
I love the concept behind this but the presentation is quite lacking. Try to follow some kind of structure maybe, with how it is right now it feels like a bunch of stuff thrown together. Try to root it down in a universe more. If these are meant to be broadcasts, use more official language and spellcheck everything. A lot of it is "Here's this thing. Oh btw here's another thing.", which official sources just wouldn't really do. I'd recommend checking out some real broadcasts and tapes similar to what you're aiming for and replicating that to an extent. There's an issue with pacing being way too quick as well, which better presentation would fix to some extent, but I also recommend working on that separately. Reading up on how horror works psychologically could help with that. Researching uranium, nuclear power and weapons could also help a ton! Nuclear meltdowns don't cause explosions, for example. That and maybe making it something way more anomalous, not just fungi. That would've quickly been found with a simple microscope and it doesn't make much sense for a fungus, an earthly organism, to come from an asteroid, unless panspermia is involved. The scenario is pure madness, but there has to be a method to the madness if that makes sense. Lastly, the monster. Design-wise, maybe a little to human but still great, love the artwork a lot. You should apply the method to the madness thing though. Leave the possibility of some sort of mechanism to cause it to come to us open. Right now it just seems... Unrelated? There's just not much to go off when the main thing is a fungus and the thing that led it here is an explosion, let alone a type of explosion that's happened before. I'd employ the paranormal here, or some kind of mechanism humans can't understand. Having the thing straight up b-line for earth from millions of light years away and cover that distance way too quickly would also add to the horror. Just not instant. Let it fester a bit to terrify the viewers. Overall, a whole load of potential here but could do with a remake. I really hope this helps because I'd love to see this become big. Never really seen anyone mix uranium and planet eaters before!
I like how these were people at one point, yet they’re referred to as “animals” in the instructional video. They aren’t human anymore, they’re something else
Well, I don't know, but I've been told Uranium ore's worth more than gold Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep I've got that bug and I can't sleep Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well I had talk with the AEC* And they brought out some maps that looked good to me And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road I reckon I drove about 100 miles Down a bumpy road out through the wilds When all of sudden I bounced to a stop At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb Right up to the top where I thought I'd find A hunk of rock that would make it click Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick On the second day, I made the top And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop The only clickin' that I heard that day Was the bones in my back that had gone astray Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well, you pack up your things You head out again Into some unknown spot where nobody's been You reach the spot where your fortune lies You find it's been staked by 17 other guys Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit That bug's done caught me and I've been bit So with a Geiger counter and a pick in my hand I'll keep right on stakin' that government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down
bro this came up on autoplay while i was dozing off? i woke up hearing "he peeled off his skin" and i was so confused??? 。゚・ ໒(≧▽≦)১ ・゚。 besides that, this is really good!! i'm not usually this scared by analog horror :0 i'm so excited to see more from you!!
Warning:There is a new virus spreading like fire known as Uranium fever.Symptoms of Uranium Fever are:THE CROUDERS ARE COMING FOR YOU.If you or a loved one is infected with it:Run or take shelter.
Facts: the video is probably based in irl there a Chernobyl mushroom that eat radioactive. There’s a spores that is not radioactive but It can damage lungs
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I would be terrified... if I didn't know exactly what consuming Uranium would ACTUALLY do to you. I'd rather become an anomaly than what would normally happen
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Thinking the same thing over here👍
I’m just sayin a gram of uranium is 20 million calories
Yumyum uranium
Oh crap im fat now
Why eat every day when you can instead eat a gram of uranium and not be hungry ever again?
No it’s 2 billion
Best thing to bulk tbh 👌
3:05
“HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN”
Me asf bc the beat low-key banged: 🕺🏾🕺🏾💃🏾💃🏾
SCP foundation: *trying to contain*
Analog horrors: tou know what would be funny? A SCP-096 virus
*Ahm* your coming with us
-Junior assistant haily
@@Junior_haily YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Its impressive how all of this was made by a crusty lobster.
**run**
**litterally goes 45-78mph**
I’m a uranium creature, hi everyone! Not sure why you’re calling us anomalies, but I can work past that. Stay inside, and I can hear your breathing.
Fair, but can you please not chase me, I cba today
Thanks bro I didn't want to peel off my skin
A very nice take on the concept "Stay quiet if you want to survive". Kind of like A quiet place, i like it.
As a fellow Analog horror creator, it's always good to see some inspiring ideas!
That "He peeled off his own skin" made my spine shiver horribly. It's 11:39 am, and that horrified me. All lights on, daylight, good lord.
3:41
you know shits serious when V1 a machine designed to kill everything is giving that kind of warning
HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN
FR, but how do you even laugh at your own skin 💀
@@Theman357-g8dcause of the radiation it made him think the skin was alive
@@Theman357-g8d probably
@@Thisisyourlocaljaytalbotfan oh
That made me scared TBH
3:00 Not me vibing to “HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN”😭😭
(Edit: OMG LARGEST AMOUNT OF LIKES I’VE EVER GOTTEN🎉🎉🎉🎉)
Someone make a beat out of this.
@@kiryu-chan1590 Umm how about we do that and drums and then a electricit guitar going "da da rin" and some rock music and then we add the snaping fingers or whatever u call it "he peeled of his skin" (snap fingers)
40 likes and you’re ballistic over it? Congrats but chill
i cant eat uranium anymore :(
HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
😋
Here’s what I’ve put together, which is very close to my initial guess. The Uranium is not a fungus, but the fungus HAS uranium within its composition and uranium is just a name for an intelligent alien species of microscopic organisms that found there way deep into the earth. These microbes were disrupted by the Chernobyl meltdown and resurfaced. I’m guessing the “Uranium Fungus” somehow sent a signal to that “humanity’s last challenger” creature or whatnot. At first I thought this was a poorly put together thing of words to sound smart and scary, but now that the season is over I get how much well written lore and potential there is within this story. Well done Krusty Lobster, I hope to enjoy season 2!
Thanks 🙏 😇
I guess I’ll be safe in my apartment, those long necks won’t be able to get through the lobby.
😂😂
In the SCP-universe, this is a XK-class end of the world scenario, but some anomaly in the hands of the foundation. Have the key of bringing back humanity
Uraaaaaaainum fever has done and got me down. Uraaaaaaaanium fever is spreadin all around. With a Geiger counter in my hand, ima goin out to stake me some government land. Uranium fever has done and got me down.
I love how the faces of patients are just goofy ahh stretched faces with goofy eyes
"contained by the FBI"
NAHH CALL THE SCP FOUNDATION
WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON SCRANTON REALITY ANCHOR
Everybody gon gangstah until a magenta colored kaiju that
destroyed ghidorah pops up💀
This is one of the few analog horror vids that have managed to genuinely scare me. Great work!!
I love the concept behind this but the presentation is quite lacking. Try to follow some kind of structure maybe, with how it is right now it feels like a bunch of stuff thrown together. Try to root it down in a universe more. If these are meant to be broadcasts, use more official language and spellcheck everything. A lot of it is "Here's this thing. Oh btw here's another thing.", which official sources just wouldn't really do. I'd recommend checking out some real broadcasts and tapes similar to what you're aiming for and replicating that to an extent. There's an issue with pacing being way too quick as well, which better presentation would fix to some extent, but I also recommend working on that separately. Reading up on how horror works psychologically could help with that.
Researching uranium, nuclear power and weapons could also help a ton! Nuclear meltdowns don't cause explosions, for example. That and maybe making it something way more anomalous, not just fungi. That would've quickly been found with a simple microscope and it doesn't make much sense for a fungus, an earthly organism, to come from an asteroid, unless panspermia is involved. The scenario is pure madness, but there has to be a method to the madness if that makes sense.
Lastly, the monster. Design-wise, maybe a little to human but still great, love the artwork a lot. You should apply the method to the madness thing though. Leave the possibility of some sort of mechanism to cause it to come to us open. Right now it just seems... Unrelated? There's just not much to go off when the main thing is a fungus and the thing that led it here is an explosion, let alone a type of explosion that's happened before. I'd employ the paranormal here, or some kind of mechanism humans can't understand. Having the thing straight up b-line for earth from millions of light years away and cover that distance way too quickly would also add to the horror. Just not instant. Let it fester a bit to terrify the viewers.
Overall, a whole load of potential here but could do with a remake. I really hope this helps because I'd love to see this become big. Never really seen anyone mix uranium and planet eaters before!
HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN 🗣🗣🗣
bro i had to run it back just to listen again
HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
“HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN” we all say in unison
Nice try fed, I'm going to keep eating Uranium.
4:56 this picture is Chernobyl by the way, which was a nuclear reactor plant that exploded
oh.. I didn’t know.
Hey guys I think he peeled of his skin
Jesus loves ya all and He wants you to turn to Him and repent, it’s your choice if you want to or not. 😊😊
Really? I'm personally not too sure... It'd make sense though... 🤔
that’s a bit of a reach
I can agree
NOO I CANT EAT MY DAILY URANIUM CEREAL ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭
Dont we eat like 1 gram of uranium anyways cuz of beats potatoes and other group vegetables
Ground i mean
@@Blue_blossomthegreat why dontchu eat 1 gram uranium and find it out?
@@Blue_blossomthegreatdepends on the country but ye
Nooo
0:28 Guys he needs serious help… he has oculi tui in facie ardeant!
Bro, at first I thought this was not that good... But DAMN! This is incredible!
Thanks , I’m glad you gave me a chance , not much people like it but I am so glad you did🙂🥰
No problem, seriously, good job and keep up the good work!
13:32 Love that URANIUM fever has been used here, fits with the series though
1:37 Ru **machine gun sounds**
I like how these were people at one point, yet they’re referred to as “animals” in the instructional video. They aren’t human anymore, they’re something else
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Uranium ore's worth more than gold
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I had talk with the AEC*
And they brought out some maps that looked good to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road
I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop
At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of rock that would make it click
Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick
On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my back that had gone astray
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Well, you pack up your things
You head out again
Into some unknown spot where nobody's been
You reach the spot where your fortune lies
You find it's been staked by 17 other guys
Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit
That bug's done caught me and I've been bit
So with a Geiger counter and a pick in my hand
I'll keep right on stakin' that government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Yes I indeed copied it
"Uranium Fever Has Come And Got Me Downnnnn"
Did anyone hear it play Uranium Fever in the background at around 12:45
and 13:36
The 12:45 was reversed.
4:52 ''15000 people Used to live Here but now its a ghost town''
“Uranium fever it’s spreading all around”
👍
bro this came up on autoplay while i was dozing off? i woke up hearing "he peeled off his skin" and i was so confused???
。゚・ ໒(≧▽≦)১ ・゚。
besides that, this is really good!! i'm not usually this scared by analog horror :0 i'm so excited to see more from you!!
Thanks!
Any one running over 20mph is getting tooted🔫
I run 20mph
10:24 why did i automatically know it was the song "fallen down" without even reversing it?
what a gentle creature, such magnificent and cute creature
we movin to Antarctica with this one 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
he peeled off his skin
Definitely did
HOLY SH*T WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY SOO SCARY 😭😭
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
This is amazing! Really well made and I really like the fact that it included a real historical event. I really enjoyed this
REAL HISTORICAL EVENT!!????
@@ArcyTheFox_Da1styep
How am i supposed to take this seriously 6:30
Fr 😭💀💀
photoshop
Fr
He looks like the guy who would say "MY LEG!!!"
Fallout fans would be the monster bc URAANIUM FEEVER!!!😂
this is so good, all the talent put into these tapes will never make me bored
YALL I REVERSED 10:31 FOR YOU ITS AN UNDERTALE SONG LOL
Fallen down?
@@Revezityofficial ye its fallen down
@@user-lc1ce2hu7j why haven't you picked it up then????
HELP LMAO
Hoe the FUCK do I reverse it
48 or 78 miles per hour, I'm dead
the guy with the motorboat:
The one mf with a civic and a laptop:
3:12 "HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN, HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN, HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"
Trough earth and heaven i alone am honored one imaginary tecnique:purple
Are you alright?
@thecoolcutlefishYT I am bro just feeling high after killing toji fushiguro I'm on 2nd hollow purple
Jesus loves ya all and He wants you to turn to Him and repent, it’s your choice if you want to or not. 😊😊
@MostrandomM_toexisttoday ofc he does but why did you bring that up?
@@MostrandomM_toexisttoday ok
Low-key was all scary until I hear uranium fever
Warning:There is a new virus spreading like fire known as Uranium fever.Symptoms of Uranium Fever are:THE CROUDERS ARE COMING FOR YOU.If you or a loved one is infected with it:Run or take shelter.
13:37 uranium fever from fallout 4
They get honry
We could farm these entities by creating loud sound and trapping them in a box and shock them
Bro this is not minecraft
Not minecraft
At all
Facts: the video is probably based in irl there a Chernobyl mushroom that eat radioactive.
There’s a spores that is not radioactive but It can damage lungs
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I DONT WANNA BE TRAUMATIZED IN MY WHOLE LIFE
Wow a like under a hour? Nice
Ignoring all the funni comments, this series is AMAZING, my friend and I loved it and we can't wait for more! ❤
3:10
He peed on his kin
he peed on his kid 🤨
He kiss kid
5:35 women: THEYRE 6 FT TALL? I WANNA MARRY ONE
Monster: YOU WANNA MARRY ME OK "kills the woman
@@JulieManibo good ending
Uranium fever has done and got me down
9:38 nah bro it sounds like a cat meowing 😭
I LOVE THE HORROR TOO LOL THE MONSTERS MADE ME LAUGH
10:10 I think it said "I recall the night,the stars were out of sight and we were riding around."
Ur right
It did say it
you would literally explode if you directly consumed uranium so dont worry about this ever happening if there ever became a uranium fungus
me try to run then remind that they can run 78mph
that one girl in gym class:
We not eating nucular bombs with this one (sadly)🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
6:30 prettiest girl in school
XD
THIS IS AMAZING! I don’t know how you haven’t gone viral yet!
The only thing amazing is the taste of uranium
Fr tho
Caseoh see the fungus and just think it’s stuffed mushrooms 💀
caseoh then eats the creatures
@@oversees740fr though
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I think he peeled off his skin
i can’t wait till film theory covers this
"He peeled off his skin" line was just fucking hillarious.
wait what? i eat uranium every day
same
Krusty Lobster Have you seen my uranium rods?
6:33 people using filters:
IM SORRY BUT THE FACES AND PICS ARE SO FREAKING FUNNY BAHHHHHHAAAHAHA
They are the most dangerous animals. The uranium monster: Ruff Ruff
This analog horror is TERRIFYINGly underrated
Everybody else listening to "he peeled of his skin.":AHH SO SCARY
me:Oh you could make a beat of this
Non of us said it was scary it was goofy
Fax 😂
Bro if this happens im jumping off a building I don’t wanna know what those things would do to me💀
WE GOT NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE FULL SEASON BEFORE GTA 6 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Or so you thought
Not the “He peeled off his skin”
Jesus loves ya all and He wants you to turn to Him and repent, it’s your choice if you want to or not. 😊😊
@@MostrandomM_toexisttodayshhhhhhh
I'm so glad John Ward is here with me to witness this nightmare.
when i see a anomaly i just challenge them to a video game battle
3:16 me when I eat breakfast after I brush my teeth and my food is spicy:
this type of analog horror that keep me interested nice work btw
Thanks, will do!
I would be terrified... if I didn't know exactly what consuming Uranium would ACTUALLY do to you. I'd rather become an anomaly than what would normally happen
it does nothing.
@fionafisher8302 radiation poisoning would rip your body apart, killing you and anyone not wearing radiation protection
@fionafisher8302 Wrong. In some cases, it can be a fate worse than death, as radiation melts and destroys your body. Followed by death.
2:29 bro when the teacher calls his name and he wasn't listening
_"They don't know why people are eating uranium."_
Well, it is also referred to as "yellow cake".
yeah right im gonna listen to some shady company telling me what not to eat. uranium has been a snack for me since like forever
3:00 HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN! HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN! HE PEELED OFF HIS SKIN!
me might of peeled off his skin
Why does "He pell of his skin" sounds like "he kill all his kid" 💀💀
More like he pelled off his kid
Ikr-
Humans: im so hungry, maybe I can eat my favorite food...
Uranium!
That's not what they meant they were talking about apples or wine
Jesus this is good.. I’m gonna cover this in a theory vid cause man 🥵🥵 🙏🏼🙏🏼
"Why tf am I growing claws? "
-Me.
100 grams of uranium is *2.4 trillion calories*
I wanna eat some give me plssssssssss I’m starving to death
At least it's not Uranus Fungus!
Oof! Never again.