Top 10 Strangest Things We Know About Vladimir Putin

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  • @WatchMojo
    @WatchMojo  7 років тому +831

    Check out these Putin related items:
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    The Plot to Hack America: How Putin’s Cyberspies and WikiLeaks Tried to Steal the 2016 Election amzn.to/2tcOQez
    Winter Is Coming: Why Vladimir Putin and the Enemies of the Free World Must Be Stopped amzn.to/2uwJlLC

    • @zikfreed2012
      @zikfreed2012 7 років тому +9

      Watchmojo news confirming your prejudice!

    • @cmcneill1123
      @cmcneill1123 6 років тому +3

      C A P I T A L I S T!
      BLYAT

    • @Abhinav123able
      @Abhinav123able 6 років тому +11

      Wow.. This channel filled to the brim with prejudice.
      The voice of the host is that of a woman who has achieved nothing in her life and so she has to lash out here to make her living worthwhile.

    • @warrenrabbit1971
      @warrenrabbit1971 6 років тому +2

      WatchMojo.com ii

    • @boogbirb495
      @boogbirb495 6 років тому +2

      WatchMojo.com ...all but one is true

  • @Schneter
    @Schneter 5 років тому +5676

    How many push ups can you do?
    Putin: All of them.

  • @thebakerfam4366
    @thebakerfam4366 4 роки тому +3390

    Putin's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever

    • @euphoria1980
      @euphoria1980 4 роки тому +47

      omg this made my day

    • @zerotustra5264
      @zerotustra5264 4 роки тому +22

      He did. I believe, it was after one of reelections

    • @Skunwar1994
      @Skunwar1994 4 роки тому +6

      The best comment in the whole section

    • @MrGoodman174
      @MrGoodman174 4 роки тому +2

      That's why he's the most legit Libra of this planet.

    • @raavikarthikeya3609
      @raavikarthikeya3609 4 роки тому +7

      Does he have tear glands to begin with?

  • @idenree8606
    @idenree8606 4 роки тому +14354

    Dude is literally the main character of the whole world.
    Edit: this has aged like milk.

    • @Casteray
      @Casteray 4 роки тому +66

      Yeah

    • @egor.33333
      @egor.33333 4 роки тому +33

      YourTurn Again stfu

    • @sunjookat4865
      @sunjookat4865 4 роки тому +28

      The love interest is Donnie

    • @lu-fs8df
      @lu-fs8df 4 роки тому +32

      Elon musk tho

    • @sadsnoop620
      @sadsnoop620 4 роки тому +47

      @@supahmario5409 Your countries leader is most likely his puppet

  • @huyvan7527
    @huyvan7527 2 роки тому +508

    Love him or hate him, you must accept that he is strong, powerful and smart, he can ride a bike because he workout everyday, not like some US president 😳😳

    • @timadolph3980
      @timadolph3980 2 роки тому +38

      I wonder if Putin can ride a bicycle!? That appears to be a challenge here in the USA. 🤣🤣

    • @winifredjagger328
      @winifredjagger328 2 роки тому

      He can also kill innocent Ukrainian babies and is now sending his innocent Russian young men to become 'Cannon Fodder' in the Ukraine. That's not strong, powerful or smart. He's a weak, sub-human; evident in the amount of facial surgery he's had to try to look young.

    • @Evvzt
      @Evvzt 2 роки тому

      @@timadolph3980 💭 haha yes 👍🏾 getting lost on stage , mixing words , lost his wife , walked down aeroplane ✈️ stairs , yet predicted they “ would end nordstream “ pump co2 in doing so and say we will have peace in the Middle East , and sex education for kids . 🌈 very logical puppet

    • @ericrivera8410
      @ericrivera8410 2 роки тому

      My Ukrainian neighbordon't give a shit about his workout

    • @Primo_Luca
      @Primo_Luca Рік тому +15

      I swear, Biden's gonna get disassembled out of nowhere like some Lego character one of these days

  • @lennycruz4558
    @lennycruz4558 4 роки тому +6314

    If Putin installs Windows, Microsoft agrees to his terms and conditions

  • @demerjr8097
    @demerjr8097 4 роки тому +673

    Coronavirus is weak in Russia, and we know why

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +6149

    "He hugs polar bears"
    I mean that's just a Standard Russian thing to do...

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +129

      No, Russians hug European bears...
      Ever seen a Polar Bear in Russia?

    • @Xipe-totex
      @Xipe-totex 4 роки тому +42

      @@Gia1911Logous I've heard that you may find them in northern eastern Siberia. Idk if its true

    • @yoshitaka78711
      @yoshitaka78711 4 роки тому +21

      But if bears is not unconsious in russia he doesnt chase
      You chase them

    • @beausanguine4483
      @beausanguine4483 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao, man, i haven't seen polar beer in my life, only in zoos xdddd. Trust me, in Russia we don't hug bears) it's stereotype

    • @isaiahivan1117
      @isaiahivan1117 4 роки тому +8

      Welcome to Russia

  • @jeygee3736
    @jeygee3736 2 роки тому +496

    That polar bear became first in history for hugging a wild Putin

    • @evalacekova2429
      @evalacekova2429 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @tornado02ful
      @tornado02ful 2 роки тому

      yeah bro we can see the edited tag, i wonder what was this comment before...

    • @Addi_Teacha509
      @Addi_Teacha509 2 роки тому

      😂😂🤣

    • @Crucial178
      @Crucial178 2 роки тому

      Oh bhai 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Sumoni__Puri
      @Sumoni__Puri 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ritviks.8587
    @ritviks.8587 4 роки тому +2739

    Honorable mentions: W I D E W A L K

  • @PkorniBoi
    @PkorniBoi 4 роки тому +5108

    When Putin jumps in the water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets putin

  • @John2find
    @John2find 6 років тому +8868

    if aliens ever gonna attack us , let this man lead the humanity.

    • @MrSurya-sn5fi
      @MrSurya-sn5fi 6 років тому +275

      This was the best and craziest comment

    • @imamhosain4991
      @imamhosain4991 6 років тому +28

      😁😁

    • @jeromemausisa4013
      @jeromemausisa4013 5 років тому +57

      Russian duke nukem!

    • @enoch6499
      @enoch6499 5 років тому +216

      Nah, Aliens are too scared to attack us, they know Putin too well, they would extinct if they attack earth in front of Putin

    • @pinelasefa4995
      @pinelasefa4995 5 років тому +15

      And let a serial killer run the world I think not

  • @norahappolus8994
    @norahappolus8994 2 роки тому +154

    Badass! Bold, charismatic, chilled, intelligent and strategic to boot! World leader.

  • @jdtv50
    @jdtv50 4 роки тому +2103

    “When it comes to masculine world leaders, one guy takes the cake”
    Putin: I made the cake myself

    • @sststudio8814
      @sststudio8814 4 роки тому +18

      You won but at what cost😔

    • @LedgeHolythicc
      @LedgeHolythicc 3 роки тому +17

      "I somewhat a baker myself"
      -Putin maybe

    • @JaedenCage
      @JaedenCage 3 роки тому +9

      He owns the whole bakery

    • @_JoeVer
      @_JoeVer 3 роки тому +4

      @@JaedenCage no, an entire cake factory xD

    • @arani3395
      @arani3395 3 роки тому +3

      I am the cake

  • @shashank4216
    @shashank4216 4 роки тому +1854

    When Putin comes to your house ,you are the guest ...

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 6 років тому +841

    He also offered to help Canada with our fires. But Canada government turned his offer down.

    • @setikovsky
      @setikovsky 6 років тому +59

      T-Bone Im from mid Europe...in 1945 russians offered us a help with Hitler...And then occupied my country for 50 years, even today they mess with our goverment, so be glad you're from Canada.

    • @setikovsky
      @setikovsky 6 років тому +25

      ShockM. Czech republic, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary..

    • @deepinthemangroves208
      @deepinthemangroves208 6 років тому +43

      PJz 8 in a way the Russians divided Germany on purpose with the goal to prevent another World War and also the Russians weren't convinced that Hitler was actually dead because a statement from one woman that Hitler is dead isn't a strong proof .

    • @Teabone3
      @Teabone3 6 років тому +21

      Yeah i think the Canadian government saw the offer as a political move. Russia preceives Canada as a lap dog country just as the US does.

    • @8bennaboo
      @8bennaboo 6 років тому +3

      Do we really want help from a dictator?

  • @MaherMskkawi
    @MaherMskkawi 2 роки тому +204

    When Putin was born he didn't cry. His doctor did

  • @antoniorsoftware
    @antoniorsoftware 5 років тому +4601

    If Putin was American President he would be remembered as the greatest and coolest president ever.

    • @furymaster8139
      @furymaster8139 4 роки тому +506

      He already will be remembered as the greatest and coolest bro.

    • @conkcreatbb
      @conkcreatbb 4 роки тому +139

      AntonioR Software he already is the coolest and greatest

    • @webaazul2500
      @webaazul2500 4 роки тому +72

      2nd. Only Teddy Roosevelt is cooler than Putin.

    • @gradychristian6414
      @gradychristian6414 4 роки тому +14

      @@webaazul2500 agree

    • @kristenpearson4632
      @kristenpearson4632 4 роки тому +7

      No Millard fillmore would.

  • @samuel1543
    @samuel1543 7 років тому +3693

    In America The Secret Service Protects The President
    In Russia,Putin Protects The Secret Service

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 4 роки тому +817

    Dislikes be like: *russia bad America good*
    Likes be like: **normal person**

    • @euanwalsh7604
      @euanwalsh7604 4 роки тому +2

      And of course... The human rights violations?

    • @Arevika01
      @Arevika01 4 роки тому +14

      And the first ones are Russian. Lmao. American propaganda is strong af nowadays

    • @theimperialinquisition5009
      @theimperialinquisition5009 4 роки тому

      Nope those likes are from a Man

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 роки тому

      Yep

    • @somethinggeneric6583
      @somethinggeneric6583 3 роки тому +4

      @@euanwalsh7604 please shut up with that American human violations shit
      That shit has been a nuisance in the Philippines, especially when Duterte was dealing with drug lords
      So please shut up
      My god that shit is annoying

  • @debo750
    @debo750 2 роки тому +130

    This man is the true james Bond

  • @randomuser4960
    @randomuser4960 4 роки тому +772

    Vladimir Putin Vs Chuck Norris
    God : that's why I separated the damn continents

  • @alexandervolgzangief6759
    @alexandervolgzangief6759 4 роки тому +388

    I saw a Vladimir Putin's video.
    My testosterone levels went sky high.

  • @dominiccarrano9513
    @dominiccarrano9513 6 років тому +604

    Why does the U.S hate Russia. If the U.S and Russia worked together imagine what they would accomplish. Coming from an American

    • @VIMrussia
      @VIMrussia 5 років тому +13

      The existing politics lead their way, and what is more important your infuence groups making politics, literally, sorry bro.

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 5 років тому +9

      Why does Russia hates the Netherlands. His Daughter has lived there for crying out loud, and how does he thanks its citizens, he shoots MH17 out of the sky and is not willing too help too find the once who did it.

    • @surrealistidealist
      @surrealistidealist 4 роки тому +11

      I think it's because there's never been a pro-Russia lobby in the United States, and lobbying is the only real way policy gets done. For the past hundred and twenty years, the US policy agenda with respect to Russia has mostly been set by people who came to the US to flee Russia, either as refugees or as fugitives. Neither of those types of lobbyists are objective analysts.

    • @strongbear3369
      @strongbear3369 4 роки тому +2

      Because they murder there own people for starters

    • @scum1633
      @scum1633 4 роки тому +6

      john driscoll well fuck you too, dipshit buckaroo

  • @dgw4049
    @dgw4049 2 роки тому +128

    The fact that he can ice skate is alone enough to impress me.

  • @manggame6135
    @manggame6135 4 роки тому +1081

    Normal people: Will get older everyday
    Vladimir Putin: Will get younger everyday

  • @autizticbin9270
    @autizticbin9270 7 років тому +926

    he protecc
    He attacc
    but most importantly
    he hacc

    • @СахКуку
      @СахКуку 6 років тому +16

      no actual evidence for the last one

    • @007RAJKOify
      @007RAJKOify 6 років тому +14

      she protecc
      She attac
      but most importantly
      she scam

    • @Metalboyy97
      @Metalboyy97 6 років тому +4

      and yet no evidence leads to any high ranking kremlin officials or whatsoever.

    • @digitalbarks5705
      @digitalbarks5705 6 років тому

      Goddamn Lance Vance

    • @ReclaimTheMainland
      @ReclaimTheMainland 6 років тому

      @@digitalbarks5705 dance

  • @russiacountry8969
    @russiacountry8969 4 роки тому +179

    This is Russia’s leader: People are now Jealous

    • @Ritikasingh-on1vg
      @Ritikasingh-on1vg 4 роки тому +4

      True!

    • @EmoFemboyHunter69
      @EmoFemboyHunter69 3 роки тому

      I don’t know a single person who would want to live under his rule, coming from someone who does, sadly.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 роки тому +1

      Nobody’s jealous now…

  • @OKamiKAT
    @OKamiKAT 2 роки тому +202

    When Putin visits America, the americans speaks russian.

    • @K99-r3v
      @K99-r3v 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @АмарТемур
      @АмарТемур Рік тому +2

      😅😅😆😆

    • @sujapullen8261
      @sujapullen8261 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mondop5270
      @mondop5270 Рік тому +1

      Putin doesnt visit america- PUTIN WILL NEVER GO TO A COUNTRY NOT UNDER RUSSIAN INFLUENCE EVER AGAIN!

    • @dorothyann-rc7ih
      @dorothyann-rc7ih 10 місяців тому

      When put in goes to Rome the Romans
      do what
      he does

  • @amberrose9609
    @amberrose9609 4 роки тому +1474

    Why is "he once caught a massive fish" more manly than "he was in kgb"

    • @TheRamenSauce
      @TheRamenSauce 4 роки тому +62

      Fish are cool

    • @aen2767
      @aen2767 4 роки тому +40

      It's a man thing,
      I'm 17 and I've only caught 2 fishes all my life. I go fishing occasionally but can't catch anything

    • @shreygera1281
      @shreygera1281 4 роки тому +64

      @@aen2767 u might be gay then

    • @aen2767
      @aen2767 4 роки тому +24

      @@shreygera1281 🤣🤣🤣

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao

  • @reggiecactus2810
    @reggiecactus2810 4 роки тому +481

    Vladimir Putin stepped on LEGO brick once
    The LEGO brick was screaming in pain

    • @jet-productions1892
      @jet-productions1892 3 роки тому +5

      Boy this masterpiece is underrated hahahahha i wonder how many likes you'll get if u were early enough

    • @marianrodova4337
      @marianrodova4337 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated

  • @mustacheenforcementagencym8782
    @mustacheenforcementagencym8782 4 роки тому +654

    Putin: Chad
    Trump: virgin
    Kim jong un: neckbeard

    • @pilotpig_
      @pilotpig_ 4 роки тому +24

      Trump gets more pussy than you

    • @Symphyy
      @Symphyy 4 роки тому +4

      Heehehehehhheehehe

    • @150_asharifadhilaha2
      @150_asharifadhilaha2 4 роки тому +38

      @@Deptune lmaooo, you don't have to do him dirty

    • @yuhrzz
      @yuhrzz 4 роки тому +17

      Trump: dickhead virgin

    • @jayvhoncalma3458
      @jayvhoncalma3458 4 роки тому +1

      *Pour cold water on burned area*

  • @antborain
    @antborain 2 роки тому +43

    The only difference is that he's a real man, a true leader. Americans will never understand this.

  • @filipposstavro1233
    @filipposstavro1233 2 роки тому +654

    What a fine President, I hope he does not do anything scary in the future.

  • @afreenmaqsood2721
    @afreenmaqsood2721 4 роки тому +306

    How many talents and skills do a person has?
    Putin:Hold my nuclear missilie

    • @rxce5220
      @rxce5220 4 роки тому +3

      Vodka* ffs this isnt north korea

    • @afreenmaqsood2721
      @afreenmaqsood2721 4 роки тому

      @@rxce5220 u can say that ....

    • @georgimihailov4906
      @georgimihailov4906 3 роки тому

      @@afreenmaqsood2721 You are a idiot. Only psychos have nuclear missiles.

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 3 роки тому

      For real. He's also a decent pianist

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 3 роки тому

      Holy shit he's a pilot too??

  • @THEWHITEKNIGHT
    @THEWHITEKNIGHT 4 роки тому +2171

    I'm so proud of him. And I'm not even Russian
    Edit: this was old comment. You guys need to stop. I didn't changed it deleted it as to show how everything's change.

  • @MysteriusSushi
    @MysteriusSushi Рік тому +179

    there are 4 things we know about him:
    1. his heart is cold
    2. his moves are bold
    3. he never gets old
    4. he saved the world

    • @MELOLOVESCATS
      @MELOLOVESCATS Рік тому

      Lol

    • @qf8898
      @qf8898 Рік тому +5

      I was shocked when i knew that his age is 70. I thought he was in the late 40💀

    • @mjkrh
      @mjkrh Рік тому

      Woooooorld

    • @marinabogoslavskaya2715
      @marinabogoslavskaya2715 Рік тому +1

      Lol there are 3 thing we know about, no lame rime’s necessary :
      1. You sound just like a bot
      2. As a kid u must’ve been dropped
      3. Ur facts are way off
      4.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Рік тому +2

      Nah he wants to start WW3.

  • @ravenlorque3234
    @ravenlorque3234 4 роки тому +222

    Next: Russian President: Putin catches an asteroid that is supposed to hit on Russia

    • @IdOFtruth
      @IdOFtruth 3 роки тому +14

      That too with his left hand and eyes closed 😂

    • @kimann311
      @kimann311 2 роки тому +4

      No comment

    • @elysanchez6740
      @elysanchez6740 2 роки тому

      Lol!! Indeed!

  • @satrajithalder2942
    @satrajithalder2942 2 роки тому +361

    You may love him or hate him but you can not ignore him...

  • @aliteralstrawberry3121
    @aliteralstrawberry3121 4 роки тому +1631

    he’s so manly even the birds salute him

  • @rsoulard6377
    @rsoulard6377 2 роки тому +54

    10. Friends with Steven Seagal
    9. Helped put out wild fires
    8. He was in the KGB
    7. Talented hockey player
    6. Once caught a 34-36inch pike fish
    5. Shot a whale with a crossbow
    4. Hugs polar bears
    3. Knows martial arts
    2. Bent a frying pan in half
    1. Stops tigers in their tracks

  • @sonfire1
    @sonfire1 6 років тому +1306

    He is one of the iconic president ever, love from india....

    • @rinkiakepapa5625
      @rinkiakepapa5625 5 років тому +37

      iconic !! lol !! this video just showed everything putin has done except doing his own job - work for the development of russia, reminds us of the stalin!! and also i am from india

    • @pritamlaskar7265
      @pritamlaskar7265 5 років тому +105

      @@rinkiakepapa5625 What do you mean by no job ? Lol, he brought back a dead Russia back into life.

    • @tejasbhandare251
      @tejasbhandare251 4 роки тому +14

      @@rinkiakepapa5625 these are only manliest things he has done not every thing

    • @priyankakunwar6993
      @priyankakunwar6993 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @sanjana3273
      @sanjana3273 4 роки тому +21

      @Our ship Lusitania stfu

  • @Woofiss3D
    @Woofiss3D 6 років тому +853

    He is such a badasss Haha
    -Said by an American.

    • @user-ne3ko8pq9y
      @user-ne3ko8pq9y 5 років тому +4

      Said by no American.

    • @twokato
      @twokato 4 роки тому +1

      @Andres Figueroa good question

    • @sohailabdullah8376
      @sohailabdullah8376 3 роки тому +3

      Indian hold my population

    • @EmoFemboyHunter69
      @EmoFemboyHunter69 3 роки тому +3

      He’s a cold blooded murderer
      -an actual Russian

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 роки тому +1

      @@EmoFemboyHunter69 unlike a lot of of comments, this actually aged very well O.o

  • @dr.greenvil7679
    @dr.greenvil7679 3 роки тому +541

    When putin came late to school, the teachers would apologize for being early.

    • @joyvallejos3614
      @joyvallejos3614 2 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KhalidAli-sr2xr
      @KhalidAli-sr2xr 2 роки тому +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ana-ll4th
      @Ana-ll4th 2 роки тому

      Fr

    • @INKA-zz8fk
      @INKA-zz8fk 2 роки тому

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @carmelaquiatchon8243
      @carmelaquiatchon8243 2 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @Proyaach
    @Proyaach 2 роки тому +324

    Putin is the type of guy who wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.

  • @reversef0xx
    @reversef0xx 4 роки тому +67

    Top 10 manliest things we know about Putin:-
    1) He is a man

  • @belladie4110
    @belladie4110 7 років тому +107

    if you Google "Who is stronger than Chuck Norris? " The answer is Vladimir Putin

    • @CT-1902
      @CT-1902 6 років тому +1

      D. I. E.
      You're not too far off however what his actually been proven that's Chuck and Putin are Blood Brothers. It's just that when they were born Putin instead of falling with his brother he fell far from his brother and mother and instead was raised by Cossack bears.

    • @pratapsinghuuwngifhgj2476
      @pratapsinghuuwngifhgj2476 6 років тому

      +raven mcdermott
      😂😂😂
      u guys wont leave a single chance.

    • @discotech6178
      @discotech6178 6 років тому +3

      *punches each other together* and *creates black hole*

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 6 років тому

      If you Google "who has shot down MH17" The answer is Vladimir Putin

    • @kratosthegodofwar2593
      @kratosthegodofwar2593 6 років тому

      What about Stalin?

  • @ultradragon864
    @ultradragon864 2 роки тому +105

    POV: You wanted to see the newest comments of this video

    • @jyeb2384
      @jyeb2384 2 роки тому +1

      Right on

    • @usmiste9
      @usmiste9 2 роки тому

      True looool

    • @mrsinkzn
      @mrsinkzn 2 роки тому

      Absolutely esp now ???

    • @RachmadaniFAG
      @RachmadaniFAG 2 роки тому

      I don't care how international community talk about this autocrat, he still a coolest leader for me.

    • @empresslunar
      @empresslunar 2 роки тому

      I'm the latest rn

  • @senanidw7617
    @senanidw7617 2 роки тому +42

    He is a real king

  • @kobedunn465
    @kobedunn465 3 роки тому +742

    WHATTT! Putin can fly a plane, this man is on creative mode, He can do anything.
    -Ex Spy
    -Can fly a plane
    -Champion Judo fighter
    -Can weight lift
    -Excellent swimmer
    -Rides bears
    -Can shoot a sniper
    -Russian president and former prime minister

    • @arlinalvera1773
      @arlinalvera1773 3 роки тому +66

      Way better than joe Biden

    • @kobedunn465
      @kobedunn465 3 роки тому +38

      @@arlinalvera1773 that’s for shore, all he does is forgets things and eats ice cream

    • @MimiBlackbird
      @MimiBlackbird 2 роки тому +19

      He’s gonna kill us all.

    • @kobedunn465
      @kobedunn465 2 роки тому +5

      @@MimiBlackbird literally

    • @jasonandangiewilliams1043
      @jasonandangiewilliams1043 2 роки тому +15

      And still has time to be a piece of shit,!!!!!!

  • @DreadSky
    @DreadSky 4 роки тому +215

    Me: Show's mum me strong by bending spoon.
    Putin: Hey mum look..
    (Bends frying pan..)

  • @WillMaX313
    @WillMaX313 7 років тому +166

    I live in Russia. 25 years old, have a family, a nice job. I voted for Putin. And when i see all those brainewashed comments, it makes me really sad about you, people.

    • @googudaddy8252
      @googudaddy8252 6 років тому +2

      Вильдан Махалов I love putin

    • @noneofyourinterest.2909
      @noneofyourinterest.2909 6 років тому +12

      It is good that you voted for Putin. He is the only one, who actually DOES something!

    • @VeryHotBantman
      @VeryHotBantman 6 років тому

      Респект

    • @garykrakow2383
      @garykrakow2383 6 років тому +1

      right, but he does the wrong things. that's the problem

    • @garykrakow2383
      @garykrakow2383 6 років тому

      so u are one of the few young russian people who trust this evil of a man

  • @abhigyanshandilya2932
    @abhigyanshandilya2932 Рік тому +23

    "He doesn't breathe Oxygen
    Oxygen itself visits his lungs to pay respect"

  • @gamebugz-blockstrike842
    @gamebugz-blockstrike842 2 роки тому +45

    Putin doesn't check for monsters under his bed, monsters check for Putin over the bed

  • @sampaksasa3756
    @sampaksasa3756 4 роки тому +89

    Nothing is as great as comments of Putin's videos
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Real treasure

  • @bobzagas6008
    @bobzagas6008 4 роки тому +312

    He’s not just a badass, he’s as sharp as they get. Very intelligent.

  • @KrugerFS
    @KrugerFS 2 роки тому +69

    Firstly, with everything this guy has achieved, he would believe what he's doing now won't fail.
    Secondly, he doesn't come across as the world domination type, maybe he just wants the west to leave them alone and stop interfering, don't know.

    • @demon-yt9133
      @demon-yt9133 2 роки тому +7

      He is a good man

    • @МадинаАхмедова-к9ф
      @МадинаАхмедова-к9ф 2 роки тому +5

      Так и есть. Он просто хочет, что бы Россию оставили в покое.

    • @pinkyhotmessx69
      @pinkyhotmessx69 2 роки тому +6

      thats EXACTLY what he wants. He has said it over n over again

    • @Primo_Luca
      @Primo_Luca Рік тому +3

      Too bad people think everything's black or white

    • @АмарТемур
      @АмарТемур Рік тому +7

      Он это говорит с 2008 года, но его не слышат. Всё ближе НАТО подступает к границам

  • @Sir_Skank_Hunt42
    @Sir_Skank_Hunt42 3 роки тому +46

    I wish America had a leader like him

  • @abuzzedwhaler7949
    @abuzzedwhaler7949 6 років тому +868

    The true alpha.

    • @doushonmandic5509
      @doushonmandic5509 5 років тому +13

      5:24 I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants to get body slammed by him

    • @moonstareh3527
      @moonstareh3527 4 роки тому +5

      @@doushonmandic5509 nah, i love him too

    • @buddhapiyao1315
      @buddhapiyao1315 4 роки тому +2

      absolutely the perfect adjective !!

    • @KiwiPew
      @KiwiPew 2 роки тому +1

      Yep.. Chad aint him.. Chad aint it.. the alpha

    • @camiliasinensis2456
      @camiliasinensis2456 2 роки тому +4

      I think he's a sigma

  • @fatmalaysiankid4044
    @fatmalaysiankid4044 4 роки тому +170

    That fish after being kissed by Vladimir putin : omg mom Vladimir kissed me

  • @yessinbejaoui6928
    @yessinbejaoui6928 2 роки тому +63

    He is a living legend

  • @belvinnadar5782
    @belvinnadar5782 4 роки тому +386

    You may not like him, but he's the most powerful man in the world today.

    • @mahamuthafathima12b19
      @mahamuthafathima12b19 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah like powerfully killing people

    • @belvinnadar5782
      @belvinnadar5782 2 роки тому

      @Andrew let's see.

    • @belvinnadar5782
      @belvinnadar5782 2 роки тому +13

      @Andrew yours or my definition of "power" is irrelevant. You really think Putin did not think this through? He's led Russia for decades. He's ex-KGB, not a retired kindergarten teacher. As long as he has the Oligarchs on his side, he is safe. There's little the US (or by extension, NATO) will or can do about this crisis from a military standpoint. I don't think Putin wants to conquer Kyiv, but definitely looks like he underestimated Ukraine. I assume you're from the West. If you are, your media has portrayed an inaccurate picture of the situation. Doesn't take a lot of digging to see why Putin did this.

    • @belvinnadar5782
      @belvinnadar5782 2 роки тому +1

      @Andrew you understand that almost all his rivals are either powerless, missing, in prison or confirmed dead, right? There is no replacing Putin anytime soon.

    • @belvinnadar5782
      @belvinnadar5782 2 роки тому

      @Andrew Putin is clapping Ukraine while Zelenskyy is practically begging for peace negotiations but sure, Putin and the Iron Curtain is failing. If you say so, Joe Biden.

  • @PinoyBowlerGS92
    @PinoyBowlerGS92 4 роки тому +239

    “Vladimir Putin doesn’t just Talk the Talk, he Walks the Walks as well”
    Well he is WALKING

  • @johnxina7797
    @johnxina7797 4 роки тому +586

    When Putin plays Minecraft,
    Monsters can't sleep because Putin's nearby
    wow thanks for so many likes

  • @lorenzogarcia9890
    @lorenzogarcia9890 2 роки тому +63

    @6:03 the moment he started to swim butterfly (not for amateurs) is amazing. Though it's not a proper butterfly in terms of strokes, considering his age, no goggles, no fins, it's cold, and while others are falling? I think that is incredible.

  • @moisesarroyo1248
    @moisesarroyo1248 6 років тому +158

    7:37 saddest moment I've ever seen

  • @Cesarini77
    @Cesarini77 7 років тому +382

    Putin for World President!!!!

  • @lggerardo1
    @lggerardo1 4 роки тому +124

    When he was a child, he read bed time stories to his parents!!

    • @niko931
      @niko931 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @testimonynewworlddisorder2914
    @testimonynewworlddisorder2914 2 роки тому +36

    A True Leader Of Our Time With A Class!!

    • @RachmadaniFAG
      @RachmadaniFAG 2 роки тому

      But i think almost every european and north american hate him right now.

    • @jasoncisney6366
      @jasoncisney6366 2 роки тому +2

      Do you live under the Earth's crust??

    • @testimonynewworlddisorder2914
      @testimonynewworlddisorder2914 2 роки тому

      @@jasoncisney6366 No Sir. I Live In AFRICA. And (Not) Under The Curse Of JOE New World Order And His (White House) Of Born-Haters. A Time To Think.

    • @testimonynewworlddisorder2914
      @testimonynewworlddisorder2914 2 роки тому +4

      @Helen Smith Yes, He Is And Hates No Man. But Watches Out For His Land And His Precious People.

    • @jasoncisney6366
      @jasoncisney6366 2 роки тому +1

      @@testimonynewworlddisorder2914 so like... You know about the whole genocide thing, right?

  • @zzed7571
    @zzed7571 7 років тому +733

    I feel like Americans will be angry after that video :/

    • @SneedFeed-v1x
      @SneedFeed-v1x 7 років тому +60

      Whilliam Shahin you must taking about the Lefty's

    • @kelvinmartinez4900
      @kelvinmartinez4900 7 років тому

      They will.

    • @cammedred8624
      @cammedred8624 7 років тому +29

      Dav Vivar yea I'm conservative and think Putin is great president, and I hope he likes Trump, wich form what if seen he does, and hope the relation ship with Russia only strengthens

    • @patha111
      @patha111 7 років тому

      у меня тоже пригорело

    • @Maro-tz9no
      @Maro-tz9no 7 років тому +5

      Not mad, just impressed of what kind of people Russia accepts in office unlike America

  • @fredschriks8554
    @fredschriks8554 7 років тому +558

    I got great admire for Mr. Putin.
    Still fit and willing to do stuff, for a man in his 60's. I hope Russia will keep Mr. Putin for a long time to come!

    • @staxfrmdamewz7060
      @staxfrmdamewz7060 6 років тому +2

      o they will everyone else running is fucking terrible or a communist

    • @neotei9561
      @neotei9561 6 років тому +6

      why keep a horrible president

    • @lyagenda2k167
      @lyagenda2k167 6 років тому +1

      Breaf Aceroid he isnt

    • @kaygon.5202
      @kaygon.5202 6 років тому +12

      Fred Schriks lol this guy has most of his elections rigged so its not like russia has much of a choice. But if they did, i doubt the gays, poor people, or thousands sold into sex slavery; without a voice, would agree with you

    • @tejspedersen6707
      @tejspedersen6707 6 років тому +14

      Fred Schriks putin is one of the most corrupt presidents in world and a mass murderer. But hey, let’s still keep him, cuz he’s fit. Yes! That seems totally reasonable. Let’s keep one of the most corrupt presidents in modern history, cuz he’s fit for an old man. Sure, let’s pray for that

  • @RogueReplicant
    @RogueReplicant 6 років тому +621

    Putin is a true badass. Period.
    Respectfully, an American admirer

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 6 років тому

      I wonder what the casulties of MH17 would think of your opinion?

    • @6521712
      @6521712 6 років тому +9

      @@makkie211175 MH17 was shot down by a group of rebels using a SAM missile system which is not what Putin did

    • @dirwanedy8919
      @dirwanedy8919 4 роки тому +1

      @@makkie211175 Malaysia citizen blame Ukrainian countries.

    • @nandadulaldas3221
      @nandadulaldas3221 4 роки тому

      Dude be careful you might on the nsa watchlist

    • @dirwanedy8919
      @dirwanedy8919 4 роки тому

      @@nandadulaldas3221 which probably true, Malaysia citizen blame Ukraine. Who did u say me or tatsuya shima?

  • @Artsyfartsy002
    @Artsyfartsy002 2 роки тому +57

    Why did elon musk say he would fight him?! Musk would get his ass beat 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @atuffzidane5995
    @atuffzidane5995 3 роки тому +255

    Putin: i need no weapon
    Person: then why there's a gun on your pocket?
    Putin: the guns need me

  • @AaronShenghao
    @AaronShenghao 7 років тому +188

    How many president was a business man? At least 2 (Trump and Bush). How many president was a SPY? 1 (Vladimir Putin)

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 6 років тому +2

      Degaulle in France was a renowned general.

    • @piratealeks6865
      @piratealeks6865 6 років тому +8

      Wasn’t H W Bush director of the CIA?

    • @S1lverarrow
      @S1lverarrow 6 років тому +3

      actually George H. W. Bush was director of CIA. But nobody like him or his son.

    • @dougcarter454
      @dougcarter454 6 років тому +2

      AaronShenghao out of those 3 names would prefer the spy ..putin.
      Depends which bush you mean. H bush also a spy boss CIA same as putin who was not the boss but high ranking spy

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 6 років тому +1

      How many presidents has given the order to shoot down MH17?

  • @Seeves
    @Seeves 7 років тому +892

    Putin seems like a cool guy.

    • @aliacf8518
      @aliacf8518 6 років тому +44

      YaBoiPogei seems? HE DEFINITELY IS

    • @animeislife.3817
      @animeislife.3817 6 років тому +18

      YaBoiPogei He is.

    • @kgmyatthu3171
      @kgmyatthu3171 6 років тому +19

      Cool badass

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 6 років тому +13

      so cool he kills 300 women and childeren with a BuK missile (MH17)

    • @eugenewilson8389
      @eugenewilson8389 6 років тому +20

      Ya, Vladimir Putin personally traveled to Ukraine and shot a BuK missile at a passenger plane.

  • @marcedge6983
    @marcedge6983 2 роки тому +50

    Never underestimate a Colonel in the KGB and a former Director FSB

  • @not_real7901
    @not_real7901 3 роки тому +28

    When Putin is in an interview, he questions the journalist.

    • @natalyamelnikova4154
      @natalyamelnikova4154 9 місяців тому

      today your comment sounds like a prophesy 😂😂😂😂

  • @liantombing5925
    @liantombing5925 6 років тому +66

    7:38 hello darkness my old friend...

  • @ganeshs2470
    @ganeshs2470 4 роки тому +97

    I don’t think there is no other person in this world as versatile as him, let alone be all the leaders of the world..

  • @darthiyamanoharan1718
    @darthiyamanoharan1718 2 роки тому +55

    We Tamilians love Russia and Putin.
    Stay strong makkalae

  • @johnamarukmc2181
    @johnamarukmc2181 4 роки тому +69

    Others: blow out candles on their birthday
    Putin: blow supersonic missile n his birthday.

  • @brunobegic3841
    @brunobegic3841 3 роки тому +51

    Some say that they once found blood in his testosterone system

  • @codyrisling1718
    @codyrisling1718 6 років тому +37

    Also would like to mention in Canada 2016 a lot of my country was on fire being surrounded by mountains and dense forest, nothing could be done to put the blaze out. Took months to fully put everything out, Russia was the first country to offer us help(Canadians) by wanting to send water bombers and ground fighting fire fighter units over to help...my government refused because of Arrogance and pride...

    • @hydraoni0n
      @hydraoni0n 2 роки тому

      Lie

    • @jsjdjsjdjdjmdnsnsnsm7241
      @jsjdjsjdjdjmdnsnsnsm7241 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah...Russia is not acutally a brutal country.Only that the USA and Trump makes Communism,Russia and its Allies as the world threat.If Russia wants to help a country they wouldn't just say it and makes like yheyre good.Not like Trump,did a little good and then makes it popular

    • @merlygarrido1096
      @merlygarrido1096 2 роки тому +2

      Era de esperarse. Arrogancia más envidia

    • @dzokej762
      @dzokej762 2 роки тому

      @@hydraoni0n your comment is as useless to us as you are to society

  • @amaiemmanuelevnaegbune4163
    @amaiemmanuelevnaegbune4163 2 роки тому +8

    Awesome! Unbiased! Entertaining! Thumbs up!

  • @user-uu9yy4jp5h
    @user-uu9yy4jp5h 4 роки тому +647

    He is the only person aged as my grandparents that I am attracted to.

    • @georgimihailov4906
      @georgimihailov4906 3 роки тому +7

      Your English is abhorrent. "Aged". Don't you mean as old as?

    • @vampirexion
      @vampirexion 3 роки тому +35

      @@georgimihailov4906 Perhaps it isn't their native language?

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 3 роки тому +64

      Lol my grandma thinks he's hot as hell. She loves looking at the pic of him shirtless on a horse xD

    • @delphiniapickett2934
      @delphiniapickett2934 2 роки тому +1

      For sure

    • @Animesh_007
      @Animesh_007 2 роки тому +5

      @@magentuspriest Wait what...🤨😳.

  • @souradiptaganguly5285
    @souradiptaganguly5285 4 роки тому +63

    this guy is the CEO of the milky way galaxy

  • @jacktaliasteinberg9681
    @jacktaliasteinberg9681 4 роки тому +24

    Basically the real life James Bond.

  • @doctormd1719
    @doctormd1719 2 роки тому +12

    I respect and love President Sir V. V. Putin from my bottom of my heart for ever!...

  • @pedjagacinovic602
    @pedjagacinovic602 7 років тому +1441

    next list do top ten most gay things obama has done

    • @blackc_tr2122
      @blackc_tr2122 7 років тому +190

      'Obama is a great leader' don't make me laugh please

    • @jakkametkraiwong6508
      @jakkametkraiwong6508 7 років тому +69

      BlackC_TR At least 100 times better than the current one, I guess. 😂😂

    • @blackc_tr2122
      @blackc_tr2122 7 років тому +83

      Jakkamet kraiwong currect one is way better than obama in my opinion :/

    • @blackc_tr2122
      @blackc_tr2122 7 років тому +46

      Tilak Maddy Did I ask your liberalic tolerant opinion on me?

    • @jarrikdekezel5509
      @jarrikdekezel5509 7 років тому +47

      he was a nice person yes , a good leader no , if im correct isnt he the only president ever to be bombing other countries 8 years every single day?

  • @blloopblleep8541
    @blloopblleep8541 4 роки тому +59

    I always hear boss music when I see him

  • @James-wz1xr
    @James-wz1xr 3 роки тому +20

    Manliest thing you dont know about putin
    :Hes a *man* of culture

  • @nd6008
    @nd6008 2 роки тому +13

    I would love such man as a president

  • @namankumar1715
    @namankumar1715 7 років тому +251

    damn this man is wild
    edit: this did not age well

    • @karmathinleygyaltsen8858
      @karmathinleygyaltsen8858 6 років тому

      aur humare PM ko dekh lo

    • @IndianYouThoober90
      @IndianYouThoober90 6 років тому +1

      +Karma Thinley Gyaltsen our PM is Godlike.

    • @spongebobsmirk1528
      @spongebobsmirk1528 5 років тому +5

      @@karmathinleygyaltsen8858 what's wrong with our pm, he is from lower class poor family, not some dynast like pappu Gandhi, you want pappu to be pm, well good luck with that lol 😂😂😂

    • @mohammadshaan8475
      @mohammadshaan8475 4 роки тому

      @@spongebobsmirk1528 chai becho rss ke office me jhadu maro aur pm ban jao

    • @Hawk_9308
      @Hawk_9308 4 роки тому

      Shan Ansari chup kar

  • @PBWillyWonka
    @PBWillyWonka 7 років тому +187

    Putin for president of the USA

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 6 років тому +2

      So he can shoot down more airlines ;)

    • @hellokiddos6168
      @hellokiddos6168 6 років тому +5

      Nope putin is ours ;3

    • @hellokiddos6168
      @hellokiddos6168 6 років тому +2

      @Want Some Butter? Im half russian

    • @hellokiddos6168
      @hellokiddos6168 6 років тому +1

      @Want Some Butter? Second what do u have against my german ancestors

    • @hellokiddos6168
      @hellokiddos6168 6 років тому

      @Want Some Butter? Btw i change my picture every month i had russia last month

  • @ezdguk9616
    @ezdguk9616 4 роки тому +167

    Even bears knows how to respect their President.

  • @sly_fox8261
    @sly_fox8261 2 роки тому +10

    Russian President = Manly President
    American President = Orange Glob

  • @HecyWecy
    @HecyWecy 4 роки тому +57

    What did you do for summer
    Bobby: I went to Disney
    Trump: I went golfing.
    Putin: I wrestle bear.

  • @sophiehsieh1701
    @sophiehsieh1701 4 роки тому +35

    “He is the manliest of the man in person”

  • @larryfine4950
    @larryfine4950 7 років тому +516

    Putin is an interesting person.

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 6 років тому +3

      Yeah he shot down MH17 lol

    • @configure8k
      @configure8k 5 років тому +7

      @@makkie211175 wtf no the missile is from Ukraine

    • @timiv6897
      @timiv6897 5 років тому +3

      @@makkie211175 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂
      Propoganda

    • @makkie211175
      @makkie211175 5 років тому

      Yeah we know the truth is out there, and Putin is afraid of the truth.

    • @timiv6897
      @timiv6897 5 років тому +5

      @@makkie211175 YEAH we know how jealous you are about Russia