From spy to president: The rise of Vladimir Putin

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  • Опубліковано 30 гру 2024

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  • @Vox
    @Vox  2 роки тому +1850

    Correction, March 2, 2022: A subtitle translation in this video misstates a quote from Russian President Vladimir Putin. At 3:15, he says, "We need to pay close attention to it".

    • @fath2776
      @fath2776 2 роки тому +8

      hi

    • @Skengham
      @Skengham 2 роки тому +110

      Wooooow 4 years later!

    • @FinAce
      @FinAce 2 роки тому +6

      sheesh

    • @waitwhat9150
      @waitwhat9150 2 роки тому +44

      This is so random but okay

    • @yas_m1n
      @yas_m1n 2 роки тому +3

      thanks dude

  • @nitsuj6801
    @nitsuj6801 4 роки тому +33874

    Russia: You can only be president for 8 years
    Putin: Turn that 8 side ways

    • @iamchanman4041
      @iamchanman4041 4 роки тому +1188

      I never ever put this, first time I have ever said this... but fr....... underrated comment

    • @aresx3749
      @aresx3749 4 роки тому +656

      Originality, top-notch comment.

    • @CayenneGT
      @CayenneGT 4 роки тому +242

      Underrated

    • @reti-mj7qc
      @reti-mj7qc 4 роки тому +113

      Translated from a meme but okay

    • @deansnipah2895
      @deansnipah2895 4 роки тому +31

      Hahaha

  • @salt_liqueur
    @salt_liqueur 5 років тому +46920

    Putin has been in power for literally my entire life

    • @djas95219
      @djas95219 5 років тому +2435

      A succesful dictator :/

    • @awc6007
      @awc6007 5 років тому +812

      Vipere 20 years of borderline Dictatorship

    • @thelovablelefty289
      @thelovablelefty289 5 років тому +124

      Ikr

    • @kit1lk
      @kit1lk 5 років тому +452

      I was born in 1999

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 5 років тому +78

      Same

  • @themobilemercenary1782
    @themobilemercenary1782 4 роки тому +17957

    Russia: Only president for 8 years, max.
    Putin: ∞

  • @sprtrnds7880
    @sprtrnds7880 2 роки тому +3596

    Russian billionaires: *oligarchs*
    American billionaires: *entrepreneurs*

    • @GOKUPLAYZ534
      @GOKUPLAYZ534 2 роки тому +75

      This needs more likes 😂👏

    • @kamabilol
      @kamabilol 2 роки тому +37

      Hahaha true

    • @Sudeep.Manerkar
      @Sudeep.Manerkar 2 роки тому +23

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @andybulldog79
      @andybulldog79 2 роки тому +134

      American billionaires did not get hand selected by leaders to "buy" a formerly government owned business like oligarchs did.

    • @GOKUPLAYZ534
      @GOKUPLAYZ534 2 роки тому +211

      @@andybulldog79 Yeah but LOBBYING is legal in the US.....?

  • @dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap3898
    @dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap3898 4 роки тому +43730

    Putin in news = dictator
    Putin in internet = meme God

    • @gamning7689
      @gamning7689 4 роки тому +2493

      in reality he is best president

    • @coldnadkan4962
      @coldnadkan4962 4 роки тому +608

      For meme god I would pick Donald Trump

    • @n0odle184
      @n0odle184 4 роки тому +1277

      @@coldnadkan4962 doubt

    • @ileanabriannemari
      @ileanabriannemari 4 роки тому +862

      @@coldnadkan4962 Press X to doubt

    • @sivvinod3187
      @sivvinod3187 4 роки тому +322

      @@ileanabriannemari x

  • @user-rn9fe8hu3r
    @user-rn9fe8hu3r 4 роки тому +4319

    See in Russia, Putin didn't become the president, the president Became Putin....

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 4 роки тому +8264

    Things that can't be changed:
    1. Life
    2. Death
    3. Queen Elizabeth II
    4. The President of Russia

    • @iamhappythingy9258
      @iamhappythingy9258 4 роки тому +55

      and a lot more

    •  4 роки тому +74

      I'd gladly have putin forever

    • @OscarMor5678
      @OscarMor5678 4 роки тому +46

      It should be the queen of england

    • @eugene3369
      @eugene3369 4 роки тому +139

      5. Kim Jong Un

    • @melikhanaygor9208
      @melikhanaygor9208 4 роки тому +50

      Unfortunately President of Turkey too

  • @hansgoober35
    @hansgoober35 2 роки тому +1132

    Vladimir Putin doesn’t actually walk, he just spins the Earth underneath his feet.

  • @tommybrad6393
    @tommybrad6393 4 роки тому +9221

    He's basically the Russian version of Queen Elizabeth, undying.

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 роки тому +426

      Theodore Roosevelt was the most American American
      Putin is the most Russian Russian

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 4 роки тому +29

      @@bemotivated8443 this is true

    • @coolingheat5644
      @coolingheat5644 4 роки тому +5

      Тим это место

    • @Aethelhadas
      @Aethelhadas 4 роки тому +68

      hello i am from 2037.......
      I am here to say that Putin and the Queen...........
      are still undying

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 4 роки тому +6

      @@Aethelhadas yay

  • @lansoyanguluan621
    @lansoyanguluan621 4 роки тому +6386

    This looks like a cutscene in a call of duty campaign mode

    •  4 роки тому +10

      @Nam u just recognizen lool

    • @redredred407
      @redredred407 4 роки тому +6

      yeah hahaha literally 🤣

    • @Wholelottaorange
      @Wholelottaorange 4 роки тому +34

      Speacially the end when Putin was walking......you can feel the chills

    • @Matthew-qx3dh
      @Matthew-qx3dh 4 роки тому +15

      MW2 intro

    • @KReeMMeeNAL
      @KReeMMeeNAL 4 роки тому +1

      Perfect 👌🏻

  • @-...................-
    @-...................- 4 роки тому +6767

    Two immortal beings on Earth:
    The Queen of England
    The President of Russia

  • @ghost3826
    @ghost3826 2 роки тому +263

    Russia:How long do you want to be president?
    Putin: Yes

  • @gryzly6368
    @gryzly6368 4 роки тому +7634

    4 things you cannot choose.
    1)Your Parents
    2)Your looks
    3)Your ethnicity
    4)The president of Russia

  • @DrewMcIntyre.
    @DrewMcIntyre. 3 роки тому +31130

    Putin is the type of guy who reads the whole terms and conditions and clicks "I disagree".

  • @aryands6646
    @aryands6646 3 роки тому +5012

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed-calls from Putin.

    • @pratikpatil8543
      @pratikpatil8543 3 роки тому +142

      that's the comment we should actually think deeply.

    • @Mr_WerewolfIND
      @Mr_WerewolfIND 3 роки тому +9

      Don’t copy copy cat

    • @aryands6646
      @aryands6646 3 роки тому +50

      @@Mr_WerewolfIND I copied it from a Zlatan vid if you know who he is

    • @srisaiteja9375
      @srisaiteja9375 3 роки тому +2

      Epic

    • @ballin1006
      @ballin1006 3 роки тому +9

      Actually Alexander is not the real inventor of the telephone

  • @nelsonl8166
    @nelsonl8166 2 роки тому +675

    Looks like they’ll need to extend this documentary

    • @DavidoMAMO
      @DavidoMAMO 2 роки тому +26

      after russia take over ukraine

    • @dumbshit2353
      @dumbshit2353 2 роки тому +13

      @@DavidoMAMO *jewkraine

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing Рік тому +3

      @@DavidoMAMO *after they fail to take over ukraine

    • @zkuov
      @zkuov Рік тому +2

      @@DavidoMAMOthis aged well

    • @commanderiosifstalin4938
      @commanderiosifstalin4938 Рік тому +9

      @@dylanisntvibing Want to say something after the Ukrainian failed counteroffensive in 2023?

  • @Werax_10
    @Werax_10 4 роки тому +4864

    When Putin comes to your house, you are the guest.

    • @maseratiboy2956
      @maseratiboy2956 4 роки тому +89

      He gives you food

    • @sahilpohare
      @sahilpohare 4 роки тому +37

      True...... Crimeans Did become guests in their own home when Putin gave a visit.

    • @waughy9103
      @waughy9103 3 роки тому +9

      He offers you a drink

    • @SM16Basketball
      @SM16Basketball 3 роки тому +1

      @@lioubastoupakova3770 who’s zlatan

    • @gabrieldadi1076
      @gabrieldadi1076 3 роки тому +3

      @@SM16Basketball i think a football player in milan his name zlatan ibrahimovic

  • @danieladigamov3472
    @danieladigamov3472 4 роки тому +2045

    3:15 The subtitles say that he said "They are mad dogs. They should be treated as such.", but he's actually just saying "We need to pay close attention to it", it's actually funny how Vox lies blatantly and takes advantage of people who don't understand Russian.

    • @Студент-й9ы
      @Студент-й9ы 4 роки тому +63

      Он вообще не парится. Лишь бы представить президентов Америки как сверхлюдей-освободителей, а Путина - оккупантом, диктатором и психом

    • @soul_es
      @soul_es 4 роки тому +19

      @@Студент-й9ы Про Путина - правда

    • @Студент-й9ы
      @Студент-й9ы 4 роки тому +24

      @@soul_es Не позорь Россию, отвались

    • @soul_es
      @soul_es 4 роки тому +14

      @@Студент-й9ы тебе по 50 рублей платят за такие комменты?

    • @Студент-й9ы
      @Студент-й9ы 4 роки тому +19

      @@soul_es К сожалению, нет, пашу на чистой инициативе. А вам захотелось похвастаться?

  • @vishaltripathi1859
    @vishaltripathi1859 4 роки тому +5370

    When Putin was born , he named his parents.

  • @SunnyOst
    @SunnyOst 2 роки тому +613

    This dude needs a computer, so he can play military games online like everyone else

  • @strawberryfluff6730
    @strawberryfluff6730 3 роки тому +2904

    In Soviet Russia, you don't learn about government.
    Government learn about you.

    • @nikitakehlerr311
      @nikitakehlerr311 3 роки тому +83

      Same in current Russia

    • @Primegamin-yh4jm
      @Primegamin-yh4jm 3 роки тому +45

      Yea still is like that in a lot of countries

    • @ishaansejpal249
      @ishaansejpal249 3 роки тому +15

      Underrated comment😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mayank7158
      @mayank7158 3 роки тому +7

      That's a good one

    • @Primegamin-yh4jm
      @Primegamin-yh4jm 3 роки тому +1

      @famous austrian painter I think you mean most of Europe but you’re still correct
      that username tho

  • @mytho_actual
    @mytho_actual 4 роки тому +4061

    When Putin cuts onions
    The onions cry

  • @h1suke
    @h1suke 4 роки тому +2379

    as russian I can say only one thing: yo tf with that subtitles, they're completely wrong

    • @vett7749
      @vett7749 4 роки тому +45

      @@elianaph_5534 yikes i really would not recommend using the word comrade

    • @deen_771
      @deen_771 4 роки тому +31

      @@vett7749 dafuq who u talking to and what did the original comment say

    • @abdullahburki5226
      @abdullahburki5226 4 роки тому +3

      666

    • @AaryanRKO
      @AaryanRKO 4 роки тому +1

      what really?

    • @kimik-sb1bc
      @kimik-sb1bc 4 роки тому +47

      You mean 3:10? I don't think it's theirs, but yeah, whoever was the translator, not sure how "we need to pay close attention to events of this..." ['scale' I'm assuming, it got cut off at that point] got translated to whatever the subtitles were. Or maybe he really said that and the subtitles are just out of sync, I'll need to find the original video.
      *EDIT:* Nevermind, I found a video from AP Archive with the original interview. He actually did say those things, he just said it a few seconds before the part Vox clipped and the subtitles lag behind.

  • @patient4047
    @patient4047 2 роки тому +148

    The west: sanctions russia
    Russai: Oh no, anyways

    • @JustChill-zd4ib
      @JustChill-zd4ib 10 місяців тому

      West really thinks world revolves around them don't they. Silly gooses just isolating themselves more and more.

  • @jirensama1622
    @jirensama1622 5 років тому +5489

    His life is literally like a movie

    • @calebhall6767
      @calebhall6767 5 років тому +265

      Where do you think people get ideas for movies silly

    • @DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz
      @DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz 5 років тому +116

      @@calebhall6767 from Novels 😙

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 5 років тому +89

      And where do you think peoples get ideas for novels silly

    • @STARWARSvagi
      @STARWARSvagi 5 років тому +170

      @@ra_alf9467 from older Novels 😙

    • @NoName-zb9rn
      @NoName-zb9rn 5 років тому +81

      @@STARWARSvagi and where do you think people get ideas for old novels silly

  • @lighterfire33
    @lighterfire33 4 роки тому +5931

    How many years do you want to lead russia?
    Putin: yes

  • @wanali4504
    @wanali4504 3 роки тому +1625

    When he was late for school, the teacher punished the other kids for being too early

  • @russkayaimperiya4918
    @russkayaimperiya4918 2 роки тому +123

    In most countries you have a president, in Mother Russia the president has a country.

    • @JustChill-zd4ib
      @JustChill-zd4ib 10 місяців тому +8

      In America you have shadow government and president just a representative talking head.

    • @noblephoenix7340
      @noblephoenix7340 9 місяців тому +4

      @@JustChill-zd4ibBro's shooting the shots on Isnotreal 😂

  • @mukundachaudhary1923
    @mukundachaudhary1923 4 роки тому +15537

    Putin: From spy to president
    Trump: From WWE actor to president

    • @fir212
      @fir212 4 роки тому +566

      Makes me embarrassed lol 😂😭

    • @snoorislam1324
      @snoorislam1324 4 роки тому +66

      @@fir212 you from usa?

    • @runningoutofnames3CS
      @runningoutofnames3CS 4 роки тому +83

      @@fir212 how

    • @thehavioc5720
      @thehavioc5720 4 роки тому +730

      Modi: From tea seller to Prime Minister of India.

    • @AmanKumar-ux1ww
      @AmanKumar-ux1ww 4 роки тому +133

      @@thehavioc5720 and still u are use less😂😂😂😂

  • @TheGuyThatsNotFunny
    @TheGuyThatsNotFunny 4 роки тому +3138

    Putin, a powerful president of Russia
    Memes: *_W I D E P U T I N_*

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 4 роки тому +6

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac but still powerful

    • @Chara-chan
      @Chara-chan 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @roogoculus2885
      @roogoculus2885 4 роки тому +2

      jojo wich well he can still nuke ur house :)

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac 4 роки тому

      @@roogoculus2885 i dont think that he will nuke his country

    • @Four-of-aKind
      @Four-of-aKind 4 роки тому

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac putin used to be a kgb agent that were trained at every torture, except this

  • @Nothing-ui7pj
    @Nothing-ui7pj 4 роки тому +2704

    When Putin turned 18, his parents moved out the house

    • @CCCP-tb8wm
      @CCCP-tb8wm 4 роки тому +12

      😂

    • @briza2022
      @briza2022 3 роки тому +5

      Pfffhaaaa!

    • @henrybasic7386
      @henrybasic7386 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @kevincosby2187
      @kevincosby2187 3 роки тому +3

      Lol... 😂akin to our own rajanikanth.... When you wish to go vertical think lateral

    • @magnetrite1
      @magnetrite1 3 роки тому

      if that was meant to be a joke it is actually true....

  • @williammayer1721
    @williammayer1721 Рік тому +30

    This commentator is so tendentious in his portrayal of Putin. Putin is not my favorite person, but I respect his leadership skills. He missed so many nuances that were essential for Putin's politics. First, Yeltic was an American puppy dog. He let the West rob Russian natural resources. Russian oligarchs were a conduit to do that. When Putin took over, he just ended the party. That's why they hate him so much. No more stealing. Second, all these rebellions in Georgia, Chechnia, Belarus, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, or Armenia are a result of the CIA's meddling there. They wanted to destabilize Russia and possibly divide it so that it would be easier to control. Third, Putin's foreign policy was the result of NATO's aggressive eastward expansion. No word in his comments about that. This piece was a typical propagandistic material to discredit Russia and glorify the West and the U.S.

    • @mara-zc7hx
      @mara-zc7hx Рік тому +1

      of course, all the evil Americans and not the crimes of the Russians. 2022 after the beginning of the occupation of Ukraine by Russian troops. Finland became a member of NATO. the border with Russia and NATO increased by 1000 kilometers, why didn't Russia prevent this? Why did Putin say that this is Finland's business?

    • @vittoriomarano8230
      @vittoriomarano8230 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@mara-zc7hxbecause he's sure that it will not be a problem. 😂😂😂

    • @TSERJI
      @TSERJI 4 місяці тому

      nato doesn't expand unless countries voluntarily want to join. And those countries that did end up joining did so because they didn't want to get invaded by Russia again.
      But other than that, I do agree with your perspectives.

  • @bubbythejones
    @bubbythejones 5 років тому +11456

    Putin looks old when he’s young and looks young when he’s old???? HUH

    • @delfininsjezus
      @delfininsjezus 4 роки тому +214

      He has plastic surgery

    • @aspiknf
      @aspiknf 4 роки тому +156

      @@delfininsjezus No he doesn't...or does he?

    • @thearbiter3351
      @thearbiter3351 4 роки тому +183

      @@aspiknf nyet

    • @ratnadewriary4266
      @ratnadewriary4266 4 роки тому +23

      Troofsky Stooflin check how many activities he does

    • @FCGPamaj
      @FCGPamaj 4 роки тому +57

      Botox

  • @martincito1662
    @martincito1662 4 роки тому +2765

    When Putin looks at himself in the mirror he sees nothing because there’s only one Putin.

  • @randomperson3730
    @randomperson3730 3 роки тому +3039

    Dude's the only one who can pause the game in an online match

  • @Andrea-1998
    @Andrea-1998 Рік тому +44

    In Russia they’re called oligarchs, in America they’re called billionaires 🥱😭😭

    • @saimbhat6243
      @saimbhat6243 Рік тому +9

      Not really, they are called donors, lobbyists, PACs and interest groups.

    • @Andrea-1998
      @Andrea-1998 Рік тому +4

      @@saimbhat6243And billionaires, they’re the real oligarchs of the world

    • @voorooniin
      @voorooniin 11 місяців тому +3

      Поддерживаю! С введения новых санкций ничего не изменилось в экономическом плане. И на самом деле, они отвернули от себя либералов, которые свято верили в них, начали развивать внутренний туризм и строительство в нашей стране, а также помогли многим людям заработать на импорте с других стран. Кроме того, своей недальновидностью, они укрепляют сотрудничество стран БРИКС. И раньше я был довольно либерален, но сейчас, поняв, что такое по настоящему демократия, верю и своему президенту и курсу который ставит наше государство. В целом да, сдаваться мы не собираемся, брат!

  • @superplayerishere
    @superplayerishere 4 роки тому +4392

    When Putin was born, he said “Congratulations” to his mother.

  • @ChartMania
    @ChartMania 4 роки тому +2320

    I just realised: if you were making a film about Putin's life, Daniel Craig would be a very good choice

    • @kiraxxxxxxxxx
      @kiraxxxxxxxxx 4 роки тому +93

      No one can be as good as Putin for that job !

    • @samuellee6310
      @samuellee6310 4 роки тому +63

      Well we wouldn’t be able to make the movie because he is immortal

    • @AureliusKNG
      @AureliusKNG 4 роки тому +61

      Mads Mikkelsen is more fittin'

    • @itsyourboyyy
      @itsyourboyyy 4 роки тому +22

      Why does he have to be British. What’s wrong with a Russian actor

    • @narjgee1989
      @narjgee1989 4 роки тому +2

      @@AureliusKNG Yessss

  • @kai-gi4hw
    @kai-gi4hw 4 роки тому +11016

    When Putin listens to Spotify, the artists get ads

    • @accurategamer7085
      @accurategamer7085 4 роки тому +88

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AndreIguodalaFan55
      @AndreIguodalaFan55 4 роки тому +30

      It's funny, and I'm sorry, but that means the artists got ads for themselves. As in the artists get ads for their music.

    • @AndreIguodalaFan55
      @AndreIguodalaFan55 4 роки тому +6

      @Mohamed Hassan Abu hussein Look, I'm sorry. I was just saying that because that's what it meant.

    • @AndreIguodalaFan55
      @AndreIguodalaFan55 4 роки тому +6

      @Mohamed Hassan Abu hussein I get it, I'm very sorry, but
      Yeah you have a point

    • @bbc8q112
      @bbc8q112 4 роки тому +1

      :D

  • @drewclark248
    @drewclark248 2 роки тому +108

    When Putin travels he doesn’t move, the earth moves for him.

  • @1900OP
    @1900OP 2 роки тому +5732

    I bet this video is recommended to more people now that Russia sent it's troops in Ukraine.

    • @tofifichannel7199
      @tofifichannel7199 2 роки тому +40

      Yep to me

    • @kmb361
      @kmb361 2 роки тому +48

      yea thats why im watching

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 2 роки тому +32

      Yep. Waiting for this comment. Was gonna make it myself if I didn’t see one

    • @JeremyBX
      @JeremyBX 2 роки тому +91

      It's so weird reading all these Chuck Norris comments about Putin

    • @303beto303
      @303beto303 2 роки тому +2

      That’s how I got here

  • @iamzepeqeno5086
    @iamzepeqeno5086 4 роки тому +13936

    When Putin installs Windows, microsoft accepts HIS terms and conditions.

    • @emiliokramadita2757
      @emiliokramadita2757 4 роки тому +109

      i like this one

    • @Masterkeyinc
      @Masterkeyinc 4 роки тому +60

      Exactly copied same comment
      At least try to show it original

    • @MrGoodman174
      @MrGoodman174 4 роки тому +14

      @@Masterkeyinc Aha, i knew i wasn't the only one who noticed that.

    • @askip9304
      @askip9304 4 роки тому +8

      Stolen

    • @olidojosephd.9054
      @olidojosephd.9054 4 роки тому +16

      *Trump: WRONG! It's OurSoft.*

  • @iillegally
    @iillegally 4 роки тому +1583

    If Putin is in a class room and gets a phone call, the whole class goes out so he can talk

    • @mdsabuddin6323
      @mdsabuddin6323 4 роки тому +21

      That's original!

    • @ntf5211
      @ntf5211 4 роки тому +3

      putin does not carry any phones on him for security and privacy reasons

    • @GlebNikolaevskii
      @GlebNikolaevskii 4 роки тому +3

      The thing is no one dares to talk in Russian schools when the teacher is in the room. I speak from experience.

    • @jotarokujo3870
      @jotarokujo3870 4 роки тому +2

      666th like

    • @3fammy
      @3fammy 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated 😂

  • @dragonmanbtmg6860
    @dragonmanbtmg6860 2 роки тому +62

    When Putin turns on the radio, the radio listens to him.

  • @grigorievamaria8960
    @grigorievamaria8960 5 років тому +4349

    3:13
    What VOX subtitles are saying: They are mad dogs. They should be treated as such.
    What Putin is actually saying: We should carefully treat all these cases...
    LOL
    VOX I really like this channel, especially that part about disasters, and also I like your editing style, but could you please stop treating not English speaking people like that? Sometimes we could clearly hear what people are really speaking about in their language. It just looks ridiculous.

    • @mikhailraf1176
      @mikhailraf1176 5 років тому +87

      Ахах, сам долго смеялся

    • @strider029
      @strider029 5 років тому +65

      Blame the speaker (which is also researcher), not entire Vox.

    • @NotaRealnam
      @NotaRealnam 5 років тому +366

      @@strider029 Anything that Vox uploads has been quality checked and signed off by them. So even if its only 1 person making the mistake, Vox not catching it and not addressing the misinformation, automatically makes it their mistake by default.

    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 5 років тому +11

      3:13 or 3:15 ?

    • @Mikey12396
      @Mikey12396 5 років тому +7

      Janitra Falvierna shouldnt it be obvious lol

  • @DrewMcIntyre.
    @DrewMcIntyre. 3 роки тому +3915

    Putin doesn't wake up in the morning, the sun rises once he gets up.

    • @ottokuitunen2412
      @ottokuitunen2412 3 роки тому +65

      If that's the case, the man has a steady schedule.

    • @lachlanmtb7540
      @lachlanmtb7540 3 роки тому +8

      * Moscow song intensifys *

    • @kayleebrown2921
      @kayleebrown2921 3 роки тому +24

      Tell him to wake up earlier because I'm afraid of the dark.

    • @TheWolf_07
      @TheWolf_07 3 роки тому +3

      In that case, am scared bout the day he does't gets up...

    • @knorisland
      @knorisland 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @AnonURnot
    @AnonURnot 2 роки тому +4189

    This documentary hits different now

    • @whateverbabe
      @whateverbabe 2 роки тому +76

      Hits even better 🇷🇺

    • @notbossdragonking
      @notbossdragonking 2 роки тому +119

      @@whateverbabe how about you commit not living on yourself now

    • @r3kt273
      @r3kt273 2 роки тому +2

      FR

    • @kucingtepijalan3459
      @kucingtepijalan3459 2 роки тому +24

      @@whateverbabe wow, that edge... It can even cut a rock!!!

    • @valeries0817
      @valeries0817 2 роки тому +21

      i mean,yes he is a rock hard leader.Although all of us scared of this man,but cant deny that he is the one who make russia a superpower again

  • @Gmmmw13
    @Gmmmw13 8 місяців тому +58

    When Putin reads book, book gets knowledge

    • @kjolen
      @kjolen 7 місяців тому

      ayo bro wts??🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leeburkett9906
    @leeburkett9906 5 років тому +4511

    From spy to president. I thought you were talking about George H.W. Bush, former director of the CIA.

    • @nukepacifista9188
      @nukepacifista9188 5 років тому +27

      Pffffft yea yea bush is great

    • @sangamo38
      @sangamo38 5 років тому +281

      Ohh that 911 guy.

    • @luv2travel2000
      @luv2travel2000 5 років тому +11

      Exactly!

    • @6023barath
      @6023barath 5 років тому +137

      @@sangamo38 You're confusing George HW Bush with George W Bush who was president during the attacks

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 5 років тому +7

      Barath Raj lol, still this bush only got one term, which is conversely worse the 9/11 guy

  • @abdullah19800
    @abdullah19800 2 роки тому +8165

    this documentary aged well

    • @jubedaali7785
      @jubedaali7785 2 роки тому +52

      fr

    • @awc6007
      @awc6007 2 роки тому +40

      Facts

    • @lafq
      @lafq 2 роки тому +343

      The comments did not

    • @calhuh1232
      @calhuh1232 2 роки тому +21

      @@lafq true

    • @theofebro6195
      @theofebro6195 2 роки тому +30

      I didn't even realize it was 4 years ago until i saw your comment

  • @aymancloud8053
    @aymancloud8053 3 роки тому +4662

    When Putin eats in a restaurant, the restaurant pays him.

    • @ashley-et6pj
      @ashley-et6pj 3 роки тому +72

      When Putin brushes his teeth, he puts the bristles on the tooth paste

    • @pratikpatil8543
      @pratikpatil8543 3 роки тому +32

      @@ashley-et6pj brush itself says "I'm lucky"

    • @anjanagowda5604
      @anjanagowda5604 3 роки тому +14

      i mean they do through taxes lol

    • @kabodra
      @kabodra 3 роки тому +11

      Actually, if he would have showed up randomly in some restaurant in Moscow, the restaurant owner would probably do that

    • @mirzaramishbaig8980
      @mirzaramishbaig8980 3 роки тому +4

      @@kabodra I mean he's the president no wait he the mordern day version of Tasr
      (Russian word for emperor)

  • @elwinjyothis5388
    @elwinjyothis5388 2 роки тому +56

    When Putin watches UA-cam video, UA-cam deposits the ad revenue to Putins account.

  • @chihebbacha6680
    @chihebbacha6680 3 роки тому +3829

    When lunch is ready
    Putin pauses the online game

  • @sammyball7020
    @sammyball7020 7 років тому +14832

    This almost seems like its the opening to a movie.

    • @MrKafein
      @MrKafein 7 років тому +288

      Right, this is the development history of our reality, won't be as cool as Lord Of The Rings, though.

    • @jasonl9392
      @jasonl9392 7 років тому +63

      Sammy Ball More like a documentary to me

    • @sammyball7020
      @sammyball7020 7 років тому +14

      Fair

    • @DanielLeachTen
      @DanielLeachTen 7 років тому +97

      that's because its blatant propaganda.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 7 років тому +59

      Daniel Leach good one boris

  • @strongking2809
    @strongking2809 5 років тому +1913

    Plot Twist: *he is still spy*

  • @ChristopherThomas-yc2xs
    @ChristopherThomas-yc2xs 10 місяців тому +16

    “My heart is cold, moves are bold, and I never get old.”
    P.S. - the background music was cool.

  • @krishnak.6263
    @krishnak.6263 3 роки тому +4637

    Once in school, Putin made a spelling mistake.
    Now: All the dictionaries have been corrected.

  • @aladrissi5823
    @aladrissi5823 5 років тому +3967

    Libya isn’t in the Middle East .. it’s in North Africa

    • @onlychildtonia67
      @onlychildtonia67 5 років тому +153

      Ala Drissi Stop using your common sense. Lol.

    • @realniggashit3
      @realniggashit3 5 років тому +249

      Egypt is in North Africa but also part of Middle East

    • @burebistta1923
      @burebistta1923 5 років тому +58

      @@realniggashit3 that's because it has lands in Asia

    • @TheMohd1999
      @TheMohd1999 5 років тому +70

      @@realniggashit3 as for Libya,it is in no way considered to be a middle eastern country. Only North African (Maghrebi)

    • @yashvardhanthakur1968
      @yashvardhanthakur1968 5 років тому +3

      Same thing

  • @Saiko0001
    @Saiko0001 4 роки тому +2558

    When Putin was 5, he sent his parents to kindergarten

    • @CCCP-tb8wm
      @CCCP-tb8wm 4 роки тому +17

      😂

    • @genghiskhan.2265
      @genghiskhan.2265 3 роки тому +8

      He did

    • @bit-te
      @bit-te 3 роки тому +9

      More like Gulag

    • @palepuaditya9370
      @palepuaditya9370 3 роки тому +5

      You mean "sentenced"? Seriously, he is a great guy unlike the west potrays him.

    • @mahesya137
      @mahesya137 3 роки тому +4

      U spell gulag wrong there mate

  • @10millionedits12
    @10millionedits12 2 роки тому +26

    When putin late in class , teacher punnish other students for coming Early.

  • @kentguiller
    @kentguiller 3 роки тому +1714

    Everybody gangsta until Moscow is renamed to Putingrad

    • @rishenreni7618
      @rishenreni7618 3 роки тому +75

      Like Lenin did with Leningrad
      Low likes for this comment tooo many people don't know history

    • @soumitrab5283
      @soumitrab5283 3 роки тому +49

      And Stalin with Stalingrad

    • @easytiger6570
      @easytiger6570 3 роки тому +15

      And Nazarbaev with Nursultan

    • @furixmusic1962
      @furixmusic1962 3 роки тому +8

      @@easytiger6570 I'm breaking the chain now! three is enough!

    • @loudmouthnear
      @loudmouthnear 3 роки тому +16

      And George Washington to Washington DC

  • @syedhamdan1622
    @syedhamdan1622 3 роки тому +3302

    When Putin does push-ups,
    The ground elevates up and down

    • @jntwo5244
      @jntwo5244 3 роки тому +18

      Ahh the concept of avoiding asteroid is simple

    • @youtybe5029
      @youtybe5029 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤝👍💐

    • @EvilSt0ner
      @EvilSt0ner 2 роки тому +10

      That's a Chuck Norris joke, Kinda Like "When the Boogey Man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Putin."

  • @HassaanQ
    @HassaanQ 3 роки тому +6762

    When Putin was born, he congratulated his parents.

  • @Fed_Fes
    @Fed_Fes 2 роки тому +51

    Zelenskyy: From comedian to president.

  • @reggiecactus2810
    @reggiecactus2810 4 роки тому +755

    Some say Vladimir Putin has counted to infinity, twice.

  • @issa5487
    @issa5487 4 роки тому +1672

    people: all asians look the same
    russian presidents for the last 20 years:

  • @idkwhatnametochoose6197
    @idkwhatnametochoose6197 4 роки тому +5185

    2000: Putin’s In Power!
    2020: Putin Is In Power?
    2050: WHY IS PUTIN STILL FREAKING IN POWER
    2060: ARE YOU SERIOUS WH- *_This Part Of The Comment Has Been Deleted By The Russian Federation_*

  • @manavkotphode5619
    @manavkotphode5619 2 роки тому +41

    The most powerful man in the world.

  • @gohome7336
    @gohome7336 4 роки тому +7302

    when putin left home he said “you’re the man of the house now” to his father

  • @afon_s
    @afon_s 5 років тому +1532

    Daniel Craig must play Putin in some biographic movie

    • @eeboyaker
      @eeboyaker 5 років тому +22

      There are many rumors that his plastic surgery was to make him look more like Daniel Craig.

    • @dariyoon
      @dariyoon 4 роки тому +7

      or Mads Mikkelsen

    • @karthiksekaran3072
      @karthiksekaran3072 4 роки тому +13

      only putin plays putin

    • @speeedfreee3896
      @speeedfreee3896 4 роки тому +1

      Putin should be a villain in a mission impossible movie

    • @zareeftashfique8168
      @zareeftashfique8168 4 роки тому

      Афон Слепцовский I was just thinking that And have Joel Edgerton play Boris Yeltsin

  • @The-Beard-Bong-Rider
    @The-Beard-Bong-Rider 3 роки тому +1154

    When Columbus discovered America, he asked Putin for directions

    • @JJJJ-lk8wj
      @JJJJ-lk8wj 3 роки тому +2

      But Putin wasn't alive at that time!!!

    • @mikeyjricha2762
      @mikeyjricha2762 3 роки тому +26

      @@JJJJ-lk8wj exactly

    • @JJJJ-lk8wj
      @JJJJ-lk8wj 3 роки тому +7

      @@mikeyjricha2762 smh people these days don't even know basic history

    • @shinw0
      @shinw0 3 роки тому +30

      @@JJJJ-lk8wj r/woosh

    • @mikeyjricha2762
      @mikeyjricha2762 3 роки тому +26

      @@JJJJ-lk8wj it was a joke my guy what that guy said 🤣🤣

  • @randomdude5187
    @randomdude5187 5 місяців тому +10

    He would've stayed calm if NATO didnt keep violating agreements between NATO and the USSR/Russia

    • @cakefaice
      @cakefaice 5 місяців тому

      And what formal agreements did NATO and Russia make?

  • @louispride7695
    @louispride7695 4 роки тому +4141

    When Putin gets off the bus, he is thanked by the bus driver.

    • @output4342
      @output4342 3 роки тому +82

      this is actually no joke

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 3 роки тому +28

      When putin passes through the toll booth, the attendant pays putin before letting him drive past the toll booth

    • @god9034
      @god9034 3 роки тому +5

      That sounds like he wants him gone

    • @herbertmacaulay8987
      @herbertmacaulay8987 3 роки тому

      Thunk*

    • @beatthatpussylikehulkhogan165
      @beatthatpussylikehulkhogan165 3 роки тому +2

      @@herbertmacaulay8987 it’s thanked

  • @ejiebucag2994
    @ejiebucag2994 3 роки тому +8200

    When Putin stares at the night sky, the stars make a wish.

    • @grimsobad8545
      @grimsobad8545 3 роки тому +239

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin nuked the dinosaurs away

    • @A.Salustiano
      @A.Salustiano 3 роки тому +32

      Loved this one

    • @xianiaa9939
      @xianiaa9939 3 роки тому +5

      xaxaxaxa blyat 🤣

    • @goodman5568
      @goodman5568 2 роки тому +2

      it is a shame not only for the Russian state that it robs its citizens, but for the British state, which does not prevent the acceptance of money made from Russians in its bank "bays"

    • @thomasburn3247
      @thomasburn3247 2 роки тому +20

      We know what Ukraine'll be wishing for

  • @mihirthacker9771
    @mihirthacker9771 4 роки тому +4488

    *When Putin comes to your house, he gives YOU the Wifi password.*

  • @ladscrimpton8590
    @ladscrimpton8590 2 роки тому +13

    The Western Media calls Russian millionaires/billionaires "oligrachs" while callingWestern millionaires/billionaires "entrepreneurs" and "philanthropists" pffffft cool

  • @scuttledspatula8837
    @scuttledspatula8837 2 роки тому +7867

    Bush - “I looked the man in the eye, and found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy”
    This did not age well. 😂

    • @aymanm.8462
      @aymanm.8462 2 роки тому +475

      well, he is very straightforward

    • @IVANdtk117
      @IVANdtk117 2 роки тому +66

      man don't believe on the story that the medias give you, it's not the full story

    • @lainwarisa
      @lainwarisa 2 роки тому +137

      Like bush is any better

    • @katesarmiento9934
      @katesarmiento9934 2 роки тому +48

      @@IVANdtk117 yes i agree. Research guys!! This geopolitical issue is very serious

    • @samstapes7471
      @samstapes7471 2 роки тому +43

      Putin is a puppy compared to bush, that guy was the devil in the flesh

  • @tonystank4899
    @tonystank4899 4 роки тому +2345

    Putin once miss 2 day in school. now they're called weekends

  • @mancebofan6961
    @mancebofan6961 5 років тому +3879

    When I think Putin; I think a shirtless man riding a Bear

  • @akee129
    @akee129 10 місяців тому +13

    So I want yall to apply the same lens to western leaders. Thanks.

    • @pacivalmuller9333
      @pacivalmuller9333 8 місяців тому +4

      @petererb9463
      USA is an oligarchy just like Russia. And Ukraine for example that west likes to defend so hard is worst country of Europe by far in terms of freedom, economy.

  • @jamesr141
    @jamesr141 5 років тому +3278

    Putin was born in 1952. He wasn't 40 when the Berlin Wall fell.
    He was 37.
    This is meant to be an informative video.
    You can't even get simple facts right.

    • @patrick3671
      @patrick3671 5 років тому +249

      They got the subtitles wrong too. Vox is just as bad as big media and is great at manipulating it's viewers

    • @adamst.martin1932
      @adamst.martin1932 5 років тому +27

      You're right on that. 1989- 1952= 37 years old..

    • @pipermeyers7776
      @pipermeyers7776 5 років тому +55

      are you okay

    • @AbdulRasyidPangrango-qr9dt
      @AbdulRasyidPangrango-qr9dt 5 років тому +61

      @@pipermeyers7776 see this 3:10 the translate is wrong, putin not say that, not single one

    • @dlob5346
      @dlob5346 5 років тому +24

      @@patrick3671 because vox is just a name...u need to see who owns them and then who owns that company... most media is owned by 2 or 3 ppl. CNN and BBC almost look exactly alike. Same ppl who own CNN own vice and HBO and in sure many UA-cam outlets too (like young Turks or other s who seem to be pushing the same message)

  • @vedansh9004
    @vedansh9004 3 роки тому +8789

    Putin didn't lose hair , the hair simply realised that they weren't worthy enough to be over his head.

  • @CollinsK_
    @CollinsK_ 2 роки тому +897

    "Its hard to imagine Russia can continue under these circumstances"
    Here we are again with these same circumstances.

    • @CollinsK_
      @CollinsK_ 2 роки тому +28

      @@pranshulrajvaidya I have no problems with a man protecting his way of life, especially if he lives rightly, but sometimes the kind of actions we take can create even more hardship for the people we are trying to save.

    • @Ash-bl7vm
      @Ash-bl7vm 2 роки тому +21

      @@pranshulrajvaidya "we will again, if NATO don't stop it's expansion" You think NATO is expanding? It's actually Russia.

    • @AmeyBikram
      @AmeyBikram 2 роки тому +22

      @@Ash-bl7vm Go to school kid and learn some history about NATO and it's expansion and what US did in the past invading other countries and thereby killing millions of people and then comment

    • @Ash-bl7vm
      @Ash-bl7vm 2 роки тому +21

      @@AmeyBikram classic “what about the US.” The US doing bad things doesn’t justify pootins actions. Also, every country has the right to join NATO including Ukraine. If Russia feels scared of Ukraine joint NATO, then that’s Russias problem

    • @CallForGrandPappy
      @CallForGrandPappy 2 роки тому +16

      @@pranshulrajvaidya nato will make it worse in every way possible, do your education on Yemen and Libya, among many other countries.

  • @tuanvunguyen880
    @tuanvunguyen880 5 місяців тому +7

    Cant imagine Russia without Putin as the President

  • @amantaynurlanuly5712
    @amantaynurlanuly5712 4 роки тому +1265

    When Monsters go to sleep they check under bed for Putin

  • @savageworldofgaming3795
    @savageworldofgaming3795 4 роки тому +1848

    The worst day Putin's life was February 30, now it doesn't exist 😂😂😂

  • @wellingtonaviationchannel634
    @wellingtonaviationchannel634 3 роки тому +717

    When Putin graduated college, the college was given a degree

  • @girlshushhhh
    @girlshushhhh 8 місяців тому +33

    love him or hate him hes a G

    • @cheese7781
      @cheese7781 7 місяців тому +4

      G as in Goodatdestroyingtheworld

    • @D402S
      @D402S 5 місяців тому +2

      ​​​@@cheese7781The Americans and the British are good at that

    • @cheese7781
      @cheese7781 5 місяців тому +4

      @@D402S one doesn’t exclude another

  • @reggiecactus2810
    @reggiecactus2810 4 роки тому +2060

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly
    He rides a bear's bacc

  • @TheGreatGopib
    @TheGreatGopib 4 роки тому +501

    Without him tho, russia would have fallen to become like every other post USSR country in Eastern Europe

    • @ioannisimansola7115
      @ioannisimansola7115 4 роки тому +6

      With Erdogan , alliance with Turkey and the Armenian affair Putin can be ....terminated , but he does not understand it

    • @games4us132
      @games4us132 4 роки тому +2

      facts

    • @kimblirish
      @kimblirish 4 роки тому +37

      Is that joke? I tell you as russian citizen, live in Russia in 2020 is like a trial

    • @Денчик-г4ш
      @Денчик-г4ш 4 роки тому +56

      @R S as another russian i must tell u that u can live here nicely if u'll work hard enough, that's it.

    • @emmanuelfrancois3717
      @emmanuelfrancois3717 4 роки тому +22

      @@kimblirish Let me guess, you was born in the late 90s or 2000s, so you don't know the real poverty like in the 90s.

  • @aaaaaaahhhh8055
    @aaaaaaahhhh8055 3 роки тому +2895

    Putin once missed two days of school.
    Now it’s called the weekend.

  • @itsAnnaVictoria
    @itsAnnaVictoria 24 дні тому +4

    almost 26 years as president, 26 YEARRS?!!

  • @ryanmcdonald6068
    @ryanmcdonald6068 3 роки тому +4451

    When Putin hit puberty, he sat his parents down and gave them “the talk.”

    • @IAE_123
      @IAE_123 3 роки тому +17

      lol

    • @ImworriedImgettingspyedon
      @ImworriedImgettingspyedon 3 роки тому +25

      underrated 🤣

    • @rajvanshsinghchauhan3677
      @rajvanshsinghchauhan3677 3 роки тому +90

      bro he hit puberty before his parents
      you're wrong

    • @evi1aa
      @evi1aa 2 роки тому +8

      💀💀💀

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 2 роки тому +14

      maybe instead of seeking attention with memes, think about how celebrating macho culture helps the bad guys. it's outdated cowboy archetypes that got Trump elected. if he wasn't, the Chechen and Ukrain people wouldn't have suffered for 10 years. I know, just jokes, right?

  • @johnbroomstick8017
    @johnbroomstick8017 3 роки тому +2277

    When Putin gets a bad grade, the teacher drops out.

    • @BaldricksTurnip1
      @BaldricksTurnip1 3 роки тому +15

      When Putin gets a bad grade the person gets sent to Siberia,or Novichok or a bullet ‼️

    • @Hi-dx5jt
      @Hi-dx5jt 3 роки тому +16

      @@BaldricksTurnip1 dude chill

    • @kingofsnacks8
      @kingofsnacks8 3 роки тому +5

      You forgot gulag

    • @kavolic
      @kavolic 3 роки тому +3

      @@Hi-dx5jt I mean he's not wrong

    • @Dazzxp
      @Dazzxp 2 роки тому

      If the teather gives him a bad grade, they are get unlimited vacation leave, effective immediately...

  • @staropramen478
    @staropramen478 5 років тому +964

    As a Finn, I'm honestly scared how polarized the world has become. Europe used to be diverse ideologically but now it's either left or right like in the US and we can't even have sensible conversations anymore.

    • @alexisrivesud46
      @alexisrivesud46 5 років тому +42

      Finn are scared of russian, the third world is scared of US, and Switzerland is scared of both (also come in my bunker)

    • @dravindowney401
      @dravindowney401 5 років тому +59

      Man I hate how divided the US is politically . It's total bull crap. This is coming from an American

    • @ГосподинТоварищ-ц1ъ
      @ГосподинТоварищ-ц1ъ 5 років тому +12

      Putin came - there was no war.
      Completed in 1996, the Khasavyurt Treaty.
      Putin came in 2000 !!!!!
      The second war began after the attack of terrorists on Dagestan !!!
      The sponsor of the terrorists is the "democratic" West !!
      YOU ARE REALLY FRAUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dood9974
      @dood9974 5 років тому +11

      Dravin Downey Most people have turned to extremism, not thinking for themselves. I don’t care what side you are on, be willing on taking in new ideas.

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb 5 років тому +2

      @@dood9974
      Because of extreme left people had to become extreme right.

  • @workinggirljapanese
    @workinggirljapanese 2 роки тому +7

    Reading "When Putin..." comments is quite entertaining lol

  • @Yuraichu
    @Yuraichu 2 роки тому +2342

    The final closing line gave me shivers. This isn't the first invasion and will not be the last.

    • @jasonmathew8479
      @jasonmathew8479 2 роки тому +51

      I'm pretty sure it's him 'ascending the stairs signifying his rise' that got you scared.

    • @braderaku
      @braderaku 2 роки тому +2

      Wdym?

    • @jasonmathew8479
      @jasonmathew8479 2 роки тому +7

      @@braderaku after trump relieved the sanctions against Russia , the documentary shows putin walk the stairs up, guarded by his security army which indicates his rise and a reign of terror in the Russian federation.

    • @jasonmathew8479
      @jasonmathew8479 2 роки тому +7

      So that scene and the final closing line combined was enough to contribute to the fear of that tyrant.

    • @oliviahunter7139
      @oliviahunter7139 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah well he didn’t lie

  • @VIZion910
    @VIZion910 3 роки тому +280

    When Putin turned 18, his parents had to move out

  • @415-t1k
    @415-t1k 5 років тому +3175

    Remember lads! This is a US perspective so don't swallow everything!

    • @mente8909
      @mente8909 5 років тому +63

      Ratatǫskr stfu

    • @cloroxbleach5687
      @cloroxbleach5687 5 років тому +7

      Yee yee

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 5 років тому +287

      i agree. theres good info but its very onesided and the translations are off. vox hasnt made the best videos on international relations

    • @415-t1k
      @415-t1k 5 років тому +41

      @@kevinzhu6417 Couldn't agree more

    • @415-t1k
      @415-t1k 5 років тому +66

      @HousingDinosaur **To remind lads. What? Were you unable to read the first point I wrote?