Fayisinyourcookiejar it started on november because he started doing things he wouldnt usually do bc of the fangirls, now he's just encouraging the hell out of it
phil: yES, ANOTHER POINT dan: *realizes he’s gonna lose* phil: someone’s gonna get a macaroon in his mouth tonight dan: *angrily biting sweater strings* i dOn’T eVeN wAnT iT!!1
DAN WAS KEEPING EYE CONTACT WITH US THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS APPROACHING PHIL WITH THAT MACAROON. HE KNEW THAT WE WANTED IT. HE KNEW THAT WE WERE THE LITTLE SHITS WE ARE.
YoHarryYou'reAWizard of course he does. They read the comments. They know that 25% of the comments will be commenting on PHANPROOFOMGGGGG and they just don't gaf anymore
Vrisha S Dan : types Michael Clifford Google feud: x Phil: I googled Michael Clifford Me: same Phil same and I'm triggered he's not on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya know, after Phil said that I could practically hear Dan saying "I'm gonna put something else in your mouth if your not quiet." And I made myself uncomfortable.
Highlights of video: -Dan's curly hair -Phil ate most of the macaroons -"I like dipping things" Dan about Team Condiment -LOLRant -P E R S O N A L S P A C E -Is duct tape safe for... 'kidnapping your senpai?' -"I'd say bondage" "I'm kidding" -Dan feeding Phil the macaroon. "No, Phil I have to give you it." While looking @ the camera multiple times. He knows what he's doing, and he's not gonna stop anytime soon
also - "you have the penis!" (WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS) - and right after - "stop saying penis" "penis penis penis" like in one of the first pinofs (actually it was in amazingdan, just checked 😂)
Fun story: I told my friend about Dan and Phil and she googled them and found them hot and so she followed their instagram accounts (probably hoping for selfies of them). Ah, little did she know.
my sister asked me why i thought dan and phil were so funny, and i had to think about it for a second, but i finally came up with an answer : Dan is full of cynical, dry humour that can be hysterical, and Phil has the soul of a five-year-old unicorn.
I think that's exactly it. They're pretty much a different as they could be but it somehow works so well. They both simultaneously find each other funny and find each other ridiculous.
Can we all just take a moment and acknowledge that "how to raise your gpa" was on the list. Because every high school student should feel the pain of this truth
Phil: I just want to eat it normally!! *shoves macaroon in his mouth and makes victory gestures* Me: WAIT SO I HAVE BEEN EATING MACAROONS LIKE AN IDIOT THIS WHOLE TIME!?
Dan has a blue tongue in this video Blue=4 letters Square has 4 sides Half of a square is a triangle. The reason it's halved is because there is two people on this screen. A triangle has 3 sides The illuminati is a triangle DAN=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Dear Dan and Phil: I didn't know it, I just thought they were normal emotions, but I was recently diagnosed with severe depression. I'm not saying this for attention. I just want to thank you. Your videos have helped me cope with everything that's been happening, and I may not be able to use my internet for a while, as my family can't afford it. So I wanted to say it now. Thank you. You always make me laugh when I think I can never smile again, and you just make me happy. You'll probably never see this, but I just wanted you to know that.
I fricking hate depression, I'm currently going through my own dark cloud but I hope things eventually get better for you. UA-camrs like Dan and Phil make things seem better, even if it's just for a moment, and that's something I really appreciate.
Yoosung Kim I'm honestly in the same place as you right now with my emotions. It's been rough, but there are little moments like these videos that make it better.
Yoosung Kim I'm in the same place and my nan is in hospital dying right now and nobody can do anything to save her, I want to thank them for taking me out a pit of sadness. I'm still slightly stuck in it but you really help Dan and Phil!
How people learn how to raise babies: Step one: get an older child Step two: torture the child Step three: find out that isn't good Step four: don't do it to the new child and leave the older, broken one
Dear World: Please keep duct tape away from your fish
DanAndPhilGAMES ok
DanAndPhilGAMES omg
i love you
DanAndPhilGAMES FUCK ME
DanAndPhilGAMES also babies.
Dan: Could I be a lawyer?
Oh the irony.
Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr
I could see it now... My imagination is messed up
Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr😂😂😂
"No you can't"
Sorry if it's totally obvious and I'm totally lame for not knowing, but why exactly is that ironic?
"can I be a lawyer"
I'm sure dan has googled that before
thisisnotjamie probably 😂💕
Phil: You can be anything
Dan: Can I be a cannibal
GiannaZolo me: no dan be a potato you know you want to
GiannaZolo Dr. Lecter approves this message.
Dannibal Lecter
GiannaZolo lol
GiannaZolo when
"can i be a...lawyer"
appARENTLY NOT DANIEL
Holly this is to much 😂😂😂😂
omg
Holly
wow
Holly tOOK ME A FUCKING WHILE
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
in the past few months
dan has been successful teasing the fangirls
ikr
key golden the past few months??? it's been from the start he's always torturing us
key golden i screamed
Fayisinyourcookiejar it started on november because he started doing things he wouldnt usually do bc of the fangirls, now he's just encouraging the hell out of it
it's so true XD
"can i be a ..."
me: isolated sheep herder in iceland
Maryam Fatima guð minn almáttugur 😂
Maryam Fatima yeah I know ... I just woke up and I thought I was hilarious by saying " oh my God " in Icelandic........ I am so oooo funny
Gunnhildur Ósk google translate tells me that means "My God" in icelandic. ive never been to iceland
Maryam Fatima well if you translate it directly it says" my God almighty"......buuuut it is the same as "oh my God "
Gunnhildur Ósk oh ok
Dan:"Can I be a lawyer?"
*lol apparently not*
Too soon 😂😂
Way to crush dreams into a fine powder and snort it
IM CACKLING
I'M FUCKING DYING
Wow, just wow
"someone's gonna get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight"
-and other sentences by Phil
Tiny Marshmallow WHY ARE YOU UNDER EVERY COMMENT LMAO
Twenty Paphonies I love your channel. I used to see you on every tøp video ever, and now I see you on every Dan and Phil video ever.
I freaking love your channel
DAD
Dan was so hurt in the beginning when he found out Phil ate all the macaroons
Macarons
That lil fattie Daniel
Connie The Corgi
President Macaroon
I know, right?
I would’ve
You can see Dan knows what he's doing to us
Danish Dragon HE LITERALLY JUST KILLED ME.I AM DECEASED!#!
Danish Dragon He's a troll😂😭
I feel like it's real, but there is always the chance they are messing with us. we'll never know.....
oh, he knows. They've both known for a looong time, but now it all seems intentional
Danish Dragon I thought they were gonna kiss😢😂
phil: yES, ANOTHER POINT
dan: *realizes he’s gonna lose*
phil: someone’s gonna get a macaroon in his mouth tonight
dan: *angrily biting sweater strings* i dOn’T eVeN wAnT iT!!1
"Someone's gonna have a sweet macaroon in their mouth tonight." OH ARE THEY NOW PHIL?
Raindapple & Leafdapple so many dirty jokes
i thought something very dirty tho...
AquaTheArtist Link plz lmao
*Dan gives Phil the macaroon*
*Screenshots everything*
appreciation post for the fact that mr daniel is finally accepting his beautiful hobbit hair
amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire preach.
How to raise:
Phil - Kittens!
Dan - a p e n i s
This describes their personalities so well xD
DAN WAS KEEPING EYE CONTACT WITH US THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS APPROACHING PHIL WITH THAT MACAROON. HE KNEW THAT WE WANTED IT. HE KNEW THAT WE WERE THE LITTLE SHITS WE ARE.
ONE OF US ONE OF US
ur name
HAMILTRASH
and Peggy i havent shipped it in years but even I felt that
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
"completely not kink related I just want death" OKAY ME TOO DAN
Julie Eyerman I've never related so much
Is it just me or are Dan and Phil getting cuter?
k2ss13 no i think he is
k2ss13 I loved them all along... 😍😘😍😘😍😘
k2ss13 I chooseeeeeee the latter
k2ss13 omg yes!
k2ss13 it is not just you
"I'm gonna choke myself. Completely not kink related, I just want death"
-Dan 2017
"someones gonna get a sweet macaroon in HIS mouth tonight' i DIED
"- of getting that delicious sweet treat" YOU ARE KILLING MEEEE
"kidnapping your senpai" same Dan lol. im getting "How to befriend your favorite internet stars" flashbacks haha
THE DAN FEEDING PHIL BIT OMG
ducttapeisnotonfire and AmazingMacaroon
I love youtube PHIL SAID IT LIKE 2 CHOICES IN!
*Dan trying to feed Phil*
*Dan looks into the camera*
me: I hURt You CheeKY SHit
I love how dan is lecturing Phil over eating the macaroons when he's clearly been eating sweets cause he has a blue tongue
Kat Queen I KNOW
Kat Queen what is a blue tongue?
Miles colinson it means his tongue is blue because he's been eating blue sweets
Miles colinson a tongue that is blue
Unless Phil's spunk is blue
3 minutes in and dans already yelling
little human OMG IS THAT PIDGE
PIDGE!!! 😃
little human he was yelling 7 seconds in
little human I CAN SEE MY BEAN PIDGE
little human not even three lmaoo
I hope you guys never stop giving yourselves weird nicknames at the end because it's my endscreen guilty pleasure
Élise Blouët the more rare kinks unleash themselves in these situations
IM NEW TO THIS CHANNEL AND IM JUST SITTING HERE WONDERING WHERE THESE GORGEOUS UNICORN MEN HAVE BEEN ALL MY LIFE HOLY BALLS-
Hi welcome, you'll either join the shippers or the normal people, there's no in between
Andrea H WELCOME TO THE PHANDOM!!
Andrea H they also have their own individual channels.
Andrea H welcome to the fandom!! You'll never escape no matter how hard you try :)
Welcome to the phamily! I hope you like it, cause you're never getting out
Phil is literally me with food.
"There were eight"
"I WAS HUNGRY"
Is it just me or is Daniel so cute when he chews on his hoodie strings.
Yaaaaaaassss😍👌
When isn't he cute?
Linda Waddell not just you :3
“Does Dan care?
NoooOOOoO"
He’s always really cute... •~•
Poor soul: //sneezes
Normal person: bless you
Me: May Sister Daniel bless your soul.
Omg XD I should start doing that
Amazing Anna is not on fire I need to do that. People already think I'm insane.
i love this
I did it to my best friend and she said "I KNOW WHAT THAT'S FROM ANNA"
"How?" "IT'S YOUR LOCK SCREEN ON YOUR PHONE IDIOT "
Dan: "for duck taping your senpai"
Me: *remembers the "how to befriend your favorite Internet stars" video*
YES.
Melissa Radford OMG XD
Melissa Radford IKR I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS SPECIFICALLY TO SEE SOMEONE MENTION IT
YES OMG SAME
Dan: Can I be a...
Me: *screams* PET NAMED STEVE!
Daytona Sherriff OH MY GOD YES😂😂😂😂
Daytona Sherriff
SAME XD Anytime I play Google feud I HAVE to type that in
Star 09061 I always type in Markiplier 😂😂
Star 09061 SMAE
Daytona Sherriff LOL YAS
"Is duct tape safe for fish" what are you doing with your fish????
duck tape
@@whimbrella duct tape
@@ellenlouise8135 quack
@@whimbrella Moo
"Is it painful to die?" I dunno, wanna test that?
OHOHOHOOOOOO
ooh, edgy
* Winky face emoji *
Dan: "is duct tape safe for Kidnapping your senpai"
me: "Dan you tested that theory remember"
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT DAN'S OBNOXIOUSLY BLUE TONGUE
MrTheKunzer i see you everywhere
MrTheKunzer love your videos
MrTheKunzer senpai
There are these sweets called 'brain lickers' in England that turn your toung blue x
MrTheKunzer love your vids😍
I find it ironic how Daniel typed "Can I be a Lawyer?", when he went to University for law. Anyone else?
That's more of a coincidence but ya, I see what you're getting at.
Actually no. I'm wrong. It is indeed irony and not a coincidence.
Curly hair. Blue tongue. Feeding a macaroon. Product placement. Regular uploads. Writing in a Death Note. 2017 is amazing so far.
Yes it is!
BelleFlower15 plus they said penis like 1586325 times in this video so yay
OK but why is Dan messing with his hoody strings so much I'm just like SIT STILL MY CHILD
Annalynn Pyles HES HARD AF, no other explanation
Annalynn Pyles bc he's me
Annalynn Pyles
Ikr
"You've gOT UNEVEN TOggLES!"
Annalynn Pyles I noticed that. I actually do it a lot when I where a hoodie. Maybe he's a fidgeter? (For me I think it was a form of stimming.)
Their best friend bond has never been stronger
Arushi Granger I agree
Arushi Granger *cough*husband
Arushi Granger Yes... "Friendship"... * Cough * Yeah right * Cough *
Arushi Granger you forgot the a g and e after bond
"Does Dan care?"
"NOOOOOOOO"
I died
"It's not kink related" "bondage" YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS
"Thick" WHY ME
YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS. OMFG DID YOU GET THIS FROM THAT MOVIE. WE WATCHED THAT AT THE END OF THE YEAR. XD
RandomPants bruh that's what my eighth grade science teacher used to say.....
When Phil said "someone's going to get a tasty macaroon in his mouth tonight" I was like, oh god Phil calm down!
me too lol
OH MY GOD SAME
But I love how he was talking about himself (because he was winning) but Dan said "I don't even want it"😂😂
Emily Dietrich same
omg ikr
I CANT HANDLE DAN. "I'm gonna choke myself, completely non-kink related I just want death" I'm literally laughing so hard 😂
Carly Grace 😂😂😂
Carly Grace sounds like me tbh
Phil:Is it safe for.....
Dan:Kidnapping your senpai.
Me:.....so,you?
@soha farooki THANK U FOR THIS COMMENT. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
The captions at that part hahah
h a m s t e r s
DAN KNOWS WHAT HES FUCKING DOING WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO FEED PHIL
HE WAS LITERALLY LOOKING AT US THE WHOLE TIME IM DONE
YoHarryYou'reAWizard I KNOW THIS LITTLE SHIT TEASING US
YoHarryYou'reAWizard of course he does. They read the comments. They know that 25% of the comments will be commenting on PHANPROOFOMGGGGG and they just don't gaf anymore
YoHarryYou'reAWizard honestly he gives zero fucks now he's just messing with us at this point
he wants to trigger us all :(
"It is safe for kidnapping your senpai" 😂😂😂
Teenage Bookworm Dan would know
Kat M Omg you remember that video-
Elizabeth Donaghy of course ;)
"I've googled Michael Clifford"
Phil what have you been up to?
Vrisha S fangirling
Vrisha S writing 5sos fan fiction
5sos ships! Malum vs. Mashton.
Malummm
Vrisha S Dan : types Michael Clifford
Google feud: x
Phil: I googled Michael Clifford
Me: same Phil same and I'm triggered he's not on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've watched this so many times and I still can't get over that *"e e e E E E E E e E E !"*
"SOMEONES GONNA GET A SWEET MACAROON IN HIS MOUTH TONIGHT"
PHILLLLLL WHYYY
nobody at all
It wouldn't have been as bad if Phil hadn't said tonight tbh
Ya know, after Phil said that I could practically hear Dan saying "I'm gonna put something else in your mouth if your not quiet." And I made myself uncomfortable.
Corniles 67 now that's fucking talent m8
LuphiaUncovered - thanks bro ;)
Corniles 67 OML sameeee😍👌
I think Dan finally got bored of straightening his hair
Sister Daniel god we are so fucking blessed
Sister Daniel Sister im nun...der water with you
im done okay bye
Sister Daniel It looks great
Sister Daniel I love it
i love his curly poodle hair 👌😍
I'M SO DONE WITH THESE TWO! DAN FEEDING HIM THE MACAROON! GIVING US EYE CONTACT LIKE THAT! HE FUCKING KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING!
RaesofLight obviously!😂 he has admitted it before
?
Am2 When? On a live show?
Kiara Bilyk on a comment, someone said "now dan's just fucking with us" (because of how he acted towards phil in that video lol) and he answered "yup"
If you put captions on when he's feeding him the macaroon it says "ha, I was gonna lick it"
Phil: I just want to eat it normally
Me: Phil that was the complete opposite of normal
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH DUCK TAPE AND BABIES YOU CREEPY WEIRDOS" *fucking dies on the floor laughing*
kaiii
Mere EXO-L same
Hello, there fellow EXO-L
dan: feeds phil while looking at the camera/us as if saying "is that what you fucking wanted"
me: feels personally attacked
Same
"Is duct tape safe for kidnapping your Senpai?" -Dan
Dan kidnapped Phil and used duct tape, Phil is his senpai
*I knew it*
Gaaaaaassssssppppp THAT HAPPENED DIDNT IT FUCK I JUST REALISED
Amazing profile pic
true
of course he is we already knew this
Dan predicted the *E* meme a year before it happened
dan and phil have such a funny dynamic cause dan has cronic existential crisis and phil is just a banana
tinythingy4 true dat
The FairyAMV Girl y
tinythingy4 describing Phil as a banana is surprisingly fitting
miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So TRUE BANANA FITS SO WELL AND I DONT KNOW WHY
miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So I love your username it's beautiful
"What are you doing, Dan?"
"I'm feeding it to you."
me me i hate him he did that to fucking give us heart palpitation..
"How to raise:"
Phil: "A Baby!"
Dan: "Your Penis."
there are two types of people
ScienceAndBandoms YES YES
AmandaIsNotAPanda the difference between them right there
ScienceAndBandoms uh other people r called amanda too
Zoie~ Then there's me who saw your profile pic and shouted" Yassssssssss"
Phil: How to raise your -
Dan: *pEnIs*
I was so expecting Dan to just gobble that macaroon at the end.
Maddie Briggs
Ikr???!!! I kept waiting for it....
Maddie Briggs i literally was too
SME
I think he was going to if Phil hadn't grabbed it, he was just rolling Phil
i was trying to fit "a pet named steve" into all of them
i always appreciate a good markiplier reference
Mark. That's some good shit
jackee hahah yes
jackee OMG Same!
Is duck tape safe for a pet named steve?
Highlights of video:
-Dan's curly hair
-Phil ate most of the macaroons
-"I like dipping things" Dan about Team Condiment
-LOLRant
-P E R S O N A L S P A C E
-Is duct tape safe for... 'kidnapping your senpai?'
-"I'd say bondage" "I'm kidding"
-Dan feeding Phil the macaroon. "No, Phil I have to give you it." While looking @ the camera multiple times.
He knows what he's doing, and he's not gonna stop anytime soon
Ashley Wood whiiiich will mostly likely be illmakeuhowell's video in about four hours
"Is that what you wanted? Is that what you fucking wanted?" -Dan Howell (from a livestream)
also
- "you have the penis!" (WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS)
- and right after - "stop saying penis" "penis penis penis" like in one of the first pinofs (actually it was in amazingdan, just checked 😂)
I imagined him saying, " triggered you damn phannies 😂"
verxnicv
Phil: Penis Dan. Penis , Penis, Penis. What is your favorite fruit and Phil's too. :)
how is 'how to raise the dead' not there!?
Because if you watch the right shows, you know how :)
I’ve searched that multiple times. Three of those times were in class. When I was meant to be working on an assignment. I need help.
I know!! I was thinking the same thing
Random Emo Trash is that.... is that a PJO reference??
Probs cause it was ‘how to raise !A!’
god Phil has spent too much time with Dan he is so sarcastic
Dan & Phil stole my social life haha you're user name is too relatable XD
Alicia Ingalls 😂
My god, I fookin love your name
For 8 fucking years
Dan & Phil stole my social life *or maybe that's the true phil and dan's actually a sarcastic little shit because he spends so much time with phil*
Fun story: I told my friend about Dan and Phil and she googled them and found them hot and so she followed their instagram accounts (probably hoping for selfies of them). Ah, little did she know.
hahahahahaha
Always a Fangirl same happened to my neighbor
Omg loooool
Huh?
Always a Fangirl I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC SO MUCH. PROUD A.R.M.Y
" *You* have the penis!" -Phil 2k17
Katie Marie LOL 😂😂😂 I couldn't breathe 😅😝🤣
Katie Marie I DECEASED LMAO 😂😂😂
"My Penis, Your Penis !" - Daniel
I’m emotional and crying and eating chips and watching dan and phil
what a way to spend a monday night
The best
my sister asked me why i thought dan and phil were so funny, and i had to think about it for a second, but i finally came up with an answer : Dan is full of cynical, dry humour that can be hysterical, and Phil has the soul of a five-year-old unicorn.
Owllover 123 Who lives with Dan.
Owllover 123 true tho
I think that's exactly it. They're pretty much a different as they could be but it somehow works so well. They both simultaneously find each other funny and find each other ridiculous.
It's stupid but it's true
Everyone tells me that I have a dry sense of humour. reason why I love Dan's ironical, sarcastic humour.
Can we all just take a moment and acknowledge that "how to raise your gpa" was on the list. Because every high school student should feel the pain of this truth
"I like dipping" anyone else think of "DIP ME!!!!" .... Dan what have you been doing with phil.....?
I will forever be confused by that comment and Dan's cheeky face after that?
nothing, you're just creepy lmao
one of my favourite Dan Tropes is when he is VERY DRAMATIC about something and EXCLAIMS A LOT ABOUT THIS UNJUST THING and then just goes 'whatever'
He is the source of my personality fr
Both Dan and his hair have given up on being straight
Lovely Trashcan Best. Comment. Ever.
Ikr btw
Lovely Trashcan ikr
Lovely Trashcan I fucking love this
Lovely Trashcan This comment is way too real
Lovely Trashcan HAHAH TOO REAL
Why is Dan's tongue blue
Nadja Ilic He had a delicious blue hamster last night
Trash Can I'm gonna delete myself now
Nadja Ilic maybe he had some of that watermelon stuff Martyn gave Phil for Christmas? idkk. Haha.
Maybe he had some of Phil's watermelon juice thing (he showed it in a liveshow)
Nadja Ilic Because his soul is getting its color since he lives with Phil 24/7
i think i love dan and phil more than i love myself and i think ... that i'm okay with it
Mood
Same
Dan guesses the weirdest shit
*HE LITERALLY LOOKED AT ALL OF US WHEN FEEDING PHIL*
Kassandra Estes sit it made me so uncomfortable I literally cringed my whole body shivered i couldn't
Kassandra Estes I honestly wish he wouldn't
Kassandra Estes he always does that little poodle
He hates us and wants us to suffer
He knows us too well because he is just like us
dan and phil will never see this but I want them to do friendship yoga so bad
CAN YOU IMAGINE
yesssssssssssss
chloedoesnotknow didn't they try it already tho
Didn't they do it in pinof 7
chloedoesnotknow that would get interesting......
Phil: I just want to eat it normally!!
*shoves macaroon in his mouth and makes victory gestures*
Me: WAIT SO I HAVE BEEN EATING MACAROONS LIKE AN IDIOT THIS WHOLE TIME!?
Jess Serpent I can't deal with this fandom, I love you all so much
Zoey Mattey yaas phandom is phantastic..
I'm not sorry pham
Ethiopian chick god dammit dude..... 😂
gaming nuggeys I just thought I should let you know I appreciate your name
gaming nuggeys I couldn't help it , admit it.. it was kinda punny
When he said 'you raise my up' i sang 'so i can walk on mountains'... im a dork
Dan and Phil should do a conspiracy theory video
*signs name to petition*
I second this
Yaas
Dan freaking out about duct tape is quality entertainment.
You're... what?? THE WhiskerMoon? Watching Dan and Phil? My life is complete xD Hey btw :)))
"Someone's going to get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight."
This can be taken two ways.
Dan has a blue tongue in this video
Blue=4 letters
Square has 4 sides
Half of a square is a triangle. The reason it's halved is because there is two people on this screen.
A triangle has 3 sides
The illuminati is a triangle
DAN=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
same.
Phantastic Nigahiga reference or no🤔🙃
Phantastic poop also has 4 letters
danisonfire no lol
To much math
Dear Dan and Phil:
I didn't know it, I just thought they were normal emotions, but I was recently diagnosed with severe depression. I'm not saying this for attention. I just want to thank you. Your videos have helped me cope with everything that's been happening, and I may not be able to use my internet for a while, as my family can't afford it. So I wanted to say it now. Thank you. You always make me laugh when I think I can never smile again, and you just make me happy. You'll probably never see this, but I just wanted you to know that.
I fricking hate depression, I'm currently going through my own dark cloud but I hope things eventually get better for you. UA-camrs like Dan and Phil make things seem better, even if it's just for a moment, and that's something I really appreciate.
Yoosung Kim I'm honestly in the same place as you right now with my emotions. It's been rough, but there are little moments like these videos that make it better.
Yoosung Kim I'm in the same place and my nan is in hospital dying right now and nobody can do anything to save her, I want to thank them for taking me out a pit of sadness. I'm still slightly stuck in it but you really help Dan and Phil!
DAN AND PHIL!? REPLY TO THIS PERSON ! 💕💕💕💕
Yoosung Kim you deserve a reply
Can we take a moment to appreciate how cute Dan looks in a hoodie?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how cute Dan is in whatever and whenever?
Shivani Pandey touché
Lol XD
Nerd Central yus
Nerd Central ikr yas
dan really does know how much we live for him feeding phil, wow.
dan flipping shit about using tape on babies, animals and skin was the best thing i've ever experienced
Okay we all know Dan was feeding Phil in slow motion for us to screen shot. Don't deny it Danny😏😂
For the gifs!
Creative S We thank Dan for that cause he understands our weirdness
Creative S The way he stared at the camera
Oh geez.
I think I ate my... pet named Steve.
If you get that, you are an amazing human bean.
Amelia Winters is duct tape safe for my pet named steve?
Amelia Winters how to raise my pet named steve
*is now crying* xD
is duct tape safe for my pet named steve
HAHAHAHAHAYES
im putting my grades up for adoption
because i cant raise them
Jessica Wold you are amazing
My grades are like my artwork. They're hard to make, and once I'm finished, I leave them on a random counter and never change them again.
Candle Kate same
Jessica Wold what an original joke!1!1!🙄
I love this.
dan's shock at "is duct safe for skin" was so funny to me as a transmasculine person
dirt nasty me tho
Bitch me too, the fuck
get a fucking binder don't use tape
*(says this while completing binding with tape)*
Trans boii :)
yeet
I'd just like to personally thank whoever did the English captions and added sassy commentary.
Lydia Hassell HONESTLY
Lydia Hassell YAAAASSS
I saw this and rewatched the video with captions on just so I could read them XD
yep that person is awesome
It was definitely one of them
phil: SUBSCRIBE!!
me: if you wanna watch 4 videos a year
lau beaumont that literally went through my head😂
lau beaumont 😂😂😂
lau beaumont to watch my last one ( from 10 years ago ) just click over here
Creepypasta_ Nerd_ how is it a fail?
Leah's Logic no dan does that in the background when he says that because he pointed to the wrong side of him
I CANT BELIEVE THEY THOUGHT OF 5SOS BLESS YOU DAN AND PHIL
Abbie loves BANDS I don't like them so I can't believe it either
Abbie loves BANDS IKR
Abbie loves BANDS IDR
Abbie loves BANDS sameeeee
YASSS I KNOW RIGHT and ur pic is amazing
How people learn how to raise babies:
Step one: get an older child
Step two: torture the child
Step three: find out that isn't good
Step four: don't do it to the new child and leave the older, broken one
Basically life
As my parent's eldest daughter, I can confirm this is 100% true
My parents definitely used this method
A-are you ok?
Yup
"Michael"
Me: Jackson
Phil: Jackson obviously
Me: Jordan
Phil: Jordan.
Me: YES BOIII
YOUNGJAE'S butt sf9 And bts infires me YASSSSS
Viodino I
I was thinking Scott
Okay but Dan has been looking so good and happy and healthy and im just so proud of him i love him so much
singer4445 his hobbit hair I love ittt😍
Phil looks so good. His hair is getting longer and I love it
Dan being triggered makes my day! 😂👌🏻❤️