IS IT PAINFUL TO DIE?! - Dan and Phil play Google Feud #2

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  • @DanAndPhilGAMES
    @DanAndPhilGAMES  7 років тому +37313

    Dear World: Please keep duct tape away from your fish

  • @sokkacool
    @sokkacool 7 років тому +5769

    Dan: Could I be a lawyer?
    Oh the irony.

    • @asmallratscreaming
      @asmallratscreaming 7 років тому +16

      Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr

    • @pfwalsh1
      @pfwalsh1 7 років тому +8

      I could see it now... My imagination is messed up

    • @ellerieyay6476
      @ellerieyay6476 7 років тому +3

      Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr😂😂😂

    • @nongri586
      @nongri586 7 років тому +84

      "No you can't"

    • @vioviovioletprime2792
      @vioviovioletprime2792 7 років тому +13

      Sorry if it's totally obvious and I'm totally lame for not knowing, but why exactly is that ironic?

  • @thisisnotjamie7122
    @thisisnotjamie7122 7 років тому +245

    "can I be a lawyer"
    I'm sure dan has googled that before

    • @hmmmokie4338
      @hmmmokie4338 7 років тому +2

      thisisnotjamie probably 😂💕

  • @giannazolo
    @giannazolo 7 років тому +2320

    Phil: You can be anything
    Dan: Can I be a cannibal

  • @holly5967
    @holly5967 7 років тому +1938

    "can i be a...lawyer"
    appARENTLY NOT DANIEL

  • @kianna2265
    @kianna2265 7 років тому +498

    in the past few months
    dan has been successful teasing the fangirls

    • @gaileehopkins
      @gaileehopkins 7 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @faith-on-the-internet
      @faith-on-the-internet 7 років тому +17

      key golden the past few months??? it's been from the start he's always torturing us

    • @kamille2607
      @kamille2607 7 років тому

      key golden i screamed

    • @kianna2265
      @kianna2265 7 років тому +14

      Fayisinyourcookiejar it started on november because he started doing things he wouldnt usually do bc of the fangirls, now he's just encouraging the hell out of it

    • @imgoingtohell399
      @imgoingtohell399 7 років тому +1

      it's so true XD

  • @Mrym-q1q
    @Mrym-q1q 7 років тому +389

    "can i be a ..."
    me: isolated sheep herder in iceland

    • @gunnhildurosk6401
      @gunnhildurosk6401 7 років тому +1

      Maryam Fatima guð minn almáttugur 😂

    • @gunnhildurosk6401
      @gunnhildurosk6401 7 років тому +1

      Maryam Fatima yeah I know ... I just woke up and I thought I was hilarious by saying " oh my God " in Icelandic........ I am so oooo funny

    • @Mrym-q1q
      @Mrym-q1q 7 років тому +1

      Gunnhildur Ósk google translate tells me that means "My God" in icelandic. ive never been to iceland

    • @gunnhildurosk6401
      @gunnhildurosk6401 7 років тому +1

      Maryam Fatima well if you translate it directly it says" my God almighty"......buuuut it is the same as "oh my God "

    • @Mrym-q1q
      @Mrym-q1q 7 років тому +1

      Gunnhildur Ósk oh ok

  • @danigurl1203
    @danigurl1203 6 років тому +1807

    Dan:"Can I be a lawyer?"
    *lol apparently not*

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 7 років тому +623

    "someone's gonna get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight"
    -and other sentences by Phil

    • @sophiakawgan-kagan3099
      @sophiakawgan-kagan3099 7 років тому +4

      Tiny Marshmallow WHY ARE YOU UNDER EVERY COMMENT LMAO

    • @elannaanzelone2949
      @elannaanzelone2949 6 років тому +4

      Twenty Paphonies I love your channel. I used to see you on every tøp video ever, and now I see you on every Dan and Phil video ever.

    • @benny-yl2sv
      @benny-yl2sv 6 років тому

      I freaking love your channel

    • @ollie9869
      @ollie9869 5 років тому +1

      DAD

  • @embryrue6103
    @embryrue6103 7 років тому +2483

    Dan was so hurt in the beginning when he found out Phil ate all the macaroons

  • @user-yo2ku4uv4k
    @user-yo2ku4uv4k 7 років тому +799

    You can see Dan knows what he's doing to us

    • @kamille2607
      @kamille2607 7 років тому +38

      Danish Dragon HE LITERALLY JUST KILLED ME.I AM DECEASED!#!

    • @DedicateMcCurds
      @DedicateMcCurds 7 років тому +21

      Danish Dragon He's a troll😂😭

    • @im_a_phatllamas
      @im_a_phatllamas 7 років тому +14

      I feel like it's real, but there is always the chance they are messing with us. we'll never know.....

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 7 років тому +33

      oh, he knows. They've both known for a looong time, but now it all seems intentional

    • @bellagonzalez2927
      @bellagonzalez2927 7 років тому +8

      Danish Dragon I thought they were gonna kiss😢😂

  • @cu4wr
    @cu4wr 6 років тому +1171

    phil: yES, ANOTHER POINT
    dan: *realizes he’s gonna lose*
    phil: someone’s gonna get a macaroon in his mouth tonight
    dan: *angrily biting sweater strings* i dOn’T eVeN wAnT iT!!1

  • @raindappleleafdapple4036
    @raindappleleafdapple4036 7 років тому +532

    "Someone's gonna have a sweet macaroon in their mouth tonight." OH ARE THEY NOW PHIL?

    • @ParatoxicVin
      @ParatoxicVin 7 років тому +14

      Raindapple & Leafdapple so many dirty jokes

    • @sashap6315
      @sashap6315 7 років тому +12

      i thought something very dirty tho...

    • @miasanchez3552
      @miasanchez3552 7 років тому

      AquaTheArtist Link plz lmao

  • @phanistotallyonfire8698
    @phanistotallyonfire8698 7 років тому +146

    *Dan gives Phil the macaroon*
    *Screenshots everything*

  • @_p1xie
    @_p1xie 7 років тому +337

    appreciation post for the fact that mr daniel is finally accepting his beautiful hobbit hair

    • @xpeepwrld
      @xpeepwrld 7 років тому

      amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire preach.

  • @embrosia6219
    @embrosia6219 6 років тому +450

    How to raise:
    Phil - Kittens!
    Dan - a p e n i s
    This describes their personalities so well xD

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 7 років тому +1368

    DAN WAS KEEPING EYE CONTACT WITH US THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS APPROACHING PHIL WITH THAT MACAROON. HE KNEW THAT WE WANTED IT. HE KNEW THAT WE WERE THE LITTLE SHITS WE ARE.

  • @julieeyerman
    @julieeyerman 7 років тому +975

    "completely not kink related I just want death" OKAY ME TOO DAN

    • @Listen2WhatISay
      @Listen2WhatISay 7 років тому +38

      Julie Eyerman I've never related so much

  • @voltronkilledme6652
    @voltronkilledme6652 7 років тому +2160

    Is it just me or are Dan and Phil getting cuter?

    • @D3I57
      @D3I57 7 років тому +3

      k2ss13 no i think he is

    • @elisethiele
      @elisethiele 7 років тому +4

      k2ss13 I loved them all along... 😍😘😍😘😍😘

    • @meiilla3690
      @meiilla3690 7 років тому +3

      k2ss13 I chooseeeeeee the latter

    • @daisyyli
      @daisyyli 7 років тому +2

      k2ss13 omg yes!

    • @static979
      @static979 7 років тому +15

      k2ss13 it is not just you

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 7 років тому +251

    "I'm gonna choke myself. Completely not kink related, I just want death"
    -Dan 2017

  • @michaelbricky
    @michaelbricky 7 років тому +2818

    "someones gonna get a sweet macaroon in HIS mouth tonight' i DIED

    • @michaelbricky
      @michaelbricky 7 років тому +49

      "- of getting that delicious sweet treat" YOU ARE KILLING MEEEE

    • @michaelbricky
      @michaelbricky 7 років тому +58

      "kidnapping your senpai" same Dan lol. im getting "How to befriend your favorite internet stars" flashbacks haha

    • @michaelbricky
      @michaelbricky 7 років тому +45

      THE DAN FEEDING PHIL BIT OMG

    • @michaelbricky
      @michaelbricky 7 років тому +48

      ducttapeisnotonfire and AmazingMacaroon

    • @animaloversammy
      @animaloversammy 7 років тому +11

      I love youtube PHIL SAID IT LIKE 2 CHOICES IN!

  • @alayarichardson20
    @alayarichardson20 7 років тому +146

    *Dan trying to feed Phil*
    *Dan looks into the camera*
    me: I hURt You CheeKY SHit

  • @EmmaLilsLuff
    @EmmaLilsLuff 7 років тому +401

    I love how dan is lecturing Phil over eating the macaroons when he's clearly been eating sweets cause he has a blue tongue

    • @amber7795
      @amber7795 7 років тому

      Kat Queen I KNOW

    • @tantanmustdie
      @tantanmustdie 7 років тому

      Kat Queen what is a blue tongue?

    • @saltybitch
      @saltybitch 7 років тому

      Miles colinson it means his tongue is blue because he's been eating blue sweets

    • @teg7084
      @teg7084 7 років тому

      Miles colinson a tongue that is blue

    • @vinceeager8553
      @vinceeager8553 7 років тому +2

      Unless Phil's spunk is blue

  • @marblewater.
    @marblewater. 7 років тому +2469

    3 minutes in and dans already yelling

    • @rosemari1804
      @rosemari1804 7 років тому +6

      little human OMG IS THAT PIDGE

    • @kaylahgriffin8508
      @kaylahgriffin8508 6 років тому +2

      PIDGE!!! 😃

    • @azaleas_x
      @azaleas_x 6 років тому +14

      little human he was yelling 7 seconds in

    • @imqueen2333
      @imqueen2333 6 років тому +1

      little human I CAN SEE MY BEAN PIDGE

    • @mai-mj2bf
      @mai-mj2bf 6 років тому +1

      little human not even three lmaoo

  • @TsukaChotterie
    @TsukaChotterie 7 років тому +130

    I hope you guys never stop giving yourselves weird nicknames at the end because it's my endscreen guilty pleasure

    • @ksneksj72828
      @ksneksj72828 7 років тому +3

      Élise Blouët the more rare kinks unleash themselves in these situations

  • @andreah9587
    @andreah9587 7 років тому +858

    IM NEW TO THIS CHANNEL AND IM JUST SITTING HERE WONDERING WHERE THESE GORGEOUS UNICORN MEN HAVE BEEN ALL MY LIFE HOLY BALLS-

    • @katelnrigby101
      @katelnrigby101 7 років тому +45

      Hi welcome, you'll either join the shippers or the normal people, there's no in between

    • @jlzhwdc
      @jlzhwdc 7 років тому +5

      Andrea H WELCOME TO THE PHANDOM!!

    • @jlzhwdc
      @jlzhwdc 7 років тому +6

      Andrea H they also have their own individual channels.

    • @crybabyphan2263
      @crybabyphan2263 7 років тому +24

      Andrea H welcome to the fandom!! You'll never escape no matter how hard you try :)

    • @meraki3898
      @meraki3898 7 років тому +18

      Welcome to the phamily! I hope you like it, cause you're never getting out

  • @hannahjane6787
    @hannahjane6787 7 років тому +194

    Phil is literally me with food.
    "There were eight"
    "I WAS HUNGRY"

  • @lindawaddell9677
    @lindawaddell9677 7 років тому +1655

    Is it just me or is Daniel so cute when he chews on his hoodie strings.

  • @petergriffinstan420
    @petergriffinstan420 7 років тому +330

    Poor soul: //sneezes
    Normal person: bless you
    Me: May Sister Daniel bless your soul.

    • @sprinkle1839
      @sprinkle1839 7 років тому +16

      Omg XD I should start doing that

    • @maddieedits
      @maddieedits 7 років тому

      Amazing Anna is not on fire I need to do that. People already think I'm insane.

    • @buckybarnesnoble
      @buckybarnesnoble 7 років тому

      i love this

    • @petergriffinstan420
      @petergriffinstan420 7 років тому

      I did it to my best friend and she said "I KNOW WHAT THAT'S FROM ANNA"
      "How?" "IT'S YOUR LOCK SCREEN ON YOUR PHONE IDIOT "

  • @melissaradford1448
    @melissaradford1448 7 років тому +162

    Dan: "for duck taping your senpai"
    Me: *remembers the "how to befriend your favorite Internet stars" video*

    • @aquari1659
      @aquari1659 7 років тому +2

      YES.

    • @kayliebrehm1909
      @kayliebrehm1909 7 років тому

      Melissa Radford OMG XD

    • @seren188
      @seren188 7 років тому

      Melissa Radford IKR I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS SPECIFICALLY TO SEE SOMEONE MENTION IT

    • @rikawitt9255
      @rikawitt9255 7 років тому

      YES OMG SAME

  • @daytonaaasherriff7232
    @daytonaaasherriff7232 7 років тому +245

    Dan: Can I be a...
    Me: *screams* PET NAMED STEVE!

    • @lucjan8227
      @lucjan8227 7 років тому

      Daytona Sherriff OH MY GOD YES😂😂😂😂

    • @Star-hx3ew
      @Star-hx3ew 7 років тому +5

      Daytona Sherriff
      SAME XD Anytime I play Google feud I HAVE to type that in

    • @i_am_leslie1419
      @i_am_leslie1419 7 років тому +3

      Star 09061 I always type in Markiplier 😂😂

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 7 років тому

      Star 09061 SMAE

    • @AKayelenna22
      @AKayelenna22 7 років тому +1

      Daytona Sherriff LOL YAS

  • @icanthelpfallinginlovewith9551
    @icanthelpfallinginlovewith9551 7 років тому +410

    "Is duct tape safe for fish" what are you doing with your fish????

  • @moss_clouds
    @moss_clouds 7 років тому +372

    "Is it painful to die?" I dunno, wanna test that?

  • @elliekimerina723
    @elliekimerina723 7 років тому +256

    Dan: "is duct tape safe for Kidnapping your senpai"
    me: "Dan you tested that theory remember"

  • @gbcaro42
    @gbcaro42 7 років тому +861

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT DAN'S OBNOXIOUSLY BLUE TONGUE

    • @peachydais
      @peachydais 7 років тому +3

      MrTheKunzer i see you everywhere

    • @confusedghost3751
      @confusedghost3751 7 років тому +3

      MrTheKunzer love your videos

    • @emilyemily354
      @emilyemily354 7 років тому

      MrTheKunzer senpai

    • @clefster
      @clefster 7 років тому +4

      There are these sweets called 'brain lickers' in England that turn your toung blue x

    • @sharonkeny3882
      @sharonkeny3882 7 років тому +1

      MrTheKunzer love your vids😍

  • @maddie-ie6wr
    @maddie-ie6wr 7 років тому +465

    I find it ironic how Daniel typed "Can I be a Lawyer?", when he went to University for law. Anyone else?

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 7 років тому +285

    Curly hair. Blue tongue. Feeding a macaroon. Product placement. Regular uploads. Writing in a Death Note. 2017 is amazing so far.

    • @mayexacustides7828
      @mayexacustides7828 7 років тому

      Yes it is!

    • @nisot8401
      @nisot8401 7 років тому

      BelleFlower15 plus they said penis like 1586325 times in this video so yay

  • @annalynnpyles3083
    @annalynnpyles3083 7 років тому +1855

    OK but why is Dan messing with his hoody strings so much I'm just like SIT STILL MY CHILD

    • @ItsTia312
      @ItsTia312 7 років тому +27

      Annalynn Pyles HES HARD AF, no other explanation

    • @MegaHollyo
      @MegaHollyo 7 років тому +27

      Annalynn Pyles bc he's me

    • @uwu-od7qu
      @uwu-od7qu 7 років тому +2

      Annalynn Pyles
      Ikr

    • @florrrina
      @florrrina 7 років тому +31

      "You've gOT UNEVEN TOggLES!"

    • @subtleshenanigans5983
      @subtleshenanigans5983 7 років тому +25

      Annalynn Pyles I noticed that. I actually do it a lot when I where a hoodie. Maybe he's a fidgeter? (For me I think it was a form of stimming.)

  • @arushigranger5273
    @arushigranger5273 7 років тому +340

    Their best friend bond has never been stronger

    • @notworthwatchingsrsly5443
      @notworthwatchingsrsly5443 7 років тому +1

      Arushi Granger I agree

    • @ilovejapan9301
      @ilovejapan9301 7 років тому +50

      Arushi Granger *cough*husband

    • @CJ-eg4ok
      @CJ-eg4ok 7 років тому +27

      Arushi Granger Yes... "Friendship"... * Cough * Yeah right * Cough *

    • @lizabeth.001
      @lizabeth.001 7 років тому

      Arushi Granger you forgot the a g and e after bond

  • @cassadynoelle4961
    @cassadynoelle4961 7 років тому +177

    "Does Dan care?"
    "NOOOOOOOO"

  • @randompants7311
    @randompants7311 7 років тому +995

    "It's not kink related" "bondage" YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS

    • @randompants7311
      @randompants7311 7 років тому +40

      "Thick" WHY ME

    • @breezycox569
      @breezycox569 7 років тому +3

      YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS. OMFG DID YOU GET THIS FROM THAT MOVIE. WE WATCHED THAT AT THE END OF THE YEAR. XD

    • @luphiauncovered-9353
      @luphiauncovered-9353 7 років тому +2

      RandomPants bruh that's what my eighth grade science teacher used to say.....

  • @coughsyrup9232
    @coughsyrup9232 7 років тому +2701

    When Phil said "someone's going to get a tasty macaroon in his mouth tonight" I was like, oh god Phil calm down!

    • @navs1485
      @navs1485 7 років тому +13

      me too lol

    • @soggytoast2337
      @soggytoast2337 7 років тому +16

      OH MY GOD SAME

    • @andrewentwistle3386
      @andrewentwistle3386 7 років тому +25

      But I love how he was talking about himself (because he was winning) but Dan said "I don't even want it"😂😂

    • @jules6023
      @jules6023 7 років тому +3

      Emily Dietrich same

    • @bnny2606
      @bnny2606 7 років тому +2

      omg ikr

  • @carlygrace4109
    @carlygrace4109 7 років тому +755

    I CANT HANDLE DAN. "I'm gonna choke myself, completely non-kink related I just want death" I'm literally laughing so hard 😂

  • @alyssatodd2770
    @alyssatodd2770 7 років тому +403

    Phil:Is it safe for.....
    Dan:Kidnapping your senpai.
    Me:.....so,you?

    • @eglej6647
      @eglej6647 5 років тому +2

      @soha farooki THANK U FOR THIS COMMENT. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @maria_louise505
      @maria_louise505 5 років тому +1

      The captions at that part hahah

    • @LoafBoyRye
      @LoafBoyRye 4 роки тому +1

      h a m s t e r s

  • @yoharryyoureawizard3560
    @yoharryyoureawizard3560 7 років тому +1313

    DAN KNOWS WHAT HES FUCKING DOING WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO FEED PHIL

    • @yoharryyoureawizard3560
      @yoharryyoureawizard3560 7 років тому +111

      HE WAS LITERALLY LOOKING AT US THE WHOLE TIME IM DONE

    • @alexsoto9528
      @alexsoto9528 7 років тому +73

      YoHarryYou'reAWizard I KNOW THIS LITTLE SHIT TEASING US

    • @Carina5707
      @Carina5707 7 років тому +78

      YoHarryYou'reAWizard of course he does. They read the comments. They know that 25% of the comments will be commenting on PHANPROOFOMGGGGG and they just don't gaf anymore

    • @sepiasmith5065
      @sepiasmith5065 7 років тому +73

      YoHarryYou'reAWizard honestly he gives zero fucks now he's just messing with us at this point

    • @akemi4391
      @akemi4391 7 років тому +47

      he wants to trigger us all :(

  • @makaylad8987
    @makaylad8987 7 років тому +314

    "It is safe for kidnapping your senpai" 😂😂😂

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 7 років тому +5

      Teenage Bookworm Dan would know

    • @elizabethdonaghy7456
      @elizabethdonaghy7456 6 років тому +3

      Kat M Omg you remember that video-

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 6 років тому +1

      Elizabeth Donaghy of course ;)

  • @vrishas7499
    @vrishas7499 7 років тому +493

    "I've googled Michael Clifford"
    Phil what have you been up to?

    • @taylorfromthefanfic3867
      @taylorfromthefanfic3867 7 років тому +28

      Vrisha S fangirling

    • @CaptinChey
      @CaptinChey 7 років тому +27

      Vrisha S writing 5sos fan fiction

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 7 років тому +9

      5sos ships! Malum vs. Mashton.

    • @jordi4119
      @jordi4119 7 років тому +1

      Malummm

    • @annalisec691
      @annalisec691 6 років тому +5

      Vrisha S Dan : types Michael Clifford
      Google feud: x
      Phil: I googled Michael Clifford
      Me: same Phil same and I'm triggered he's not on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @existentialrookie5432
    @existentialrookie5432 6 років тому +145

    I've watched this so many times and I still can't get over that *"e e e E E E E E e E E !"*

  • @nobodyatall598
    @nobodyatall598 7 років тому +778

    "SOMEONES GONNA GET A SWEET MACAROON IN HIS MOUTH TONIGHT"
    PHILLLLLL WHYYY

    • @jayce2773
      @jayce2773 7 років тому +81

      nobody at all
      It wouldn't have been as bad if Phil hadn't said tonight tbh

    • @leftygoosey
      @leftygoosey 7 років тому +23

      Ya know, after Phil said that I could practically hear Dan saying "I'm gonna put something else in your mouth if your not quiet." And I made myself uncomfortable.

    • @luphiauncovered-9353
      @luphiauncovered-9353 7 років тому +7

      Corniles 67 now that's fucking talent m8

    • @leftygoosey
      @leftygoosey 7 років тому

      LuphiaUncovered - thanks bro ;)

    • @kayleejennings6231
      @kayleejennings6231 7 років тому

      Corniles 67 OML sameeee😍👌

  • @lindseytaylor3793
    @lindseytaylor3793 7 років тому +2460

    I think Dan finally got bored of straightening his hair

    • @sarajoy8874
      @sarajoy8874 7 років тому +43

      Sister Daniel god we are so fucking blessed

    • @cassandravanmeter304
      @cassandravanmeter304 7 років тому +8

      Sister Daniel Sister im nun...der water with you
      im done okay bye

    • @juniperlee9668
      @juniperlee9668 7 років тому +9

      Sister Daniel It looks great

    • @jessifloyd
      @jessifloyd 7 років тому +8

      Sister Daniel I love it

    • @evilshelleyduvall
      @evilshelleyduvall 7 років тому +7

      i love his curly poodle hair 👌😍

  • @TiffanyRae
    @TiffanyRae 7 років тому +595

    I'M SO DONE WITH THESE TWO! DAN FEEDING HIM THE MACAROON! GIVING US EYE CONTACT LIKE THAT! HE FUCKING KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING!

    • @GamerGirl997
      @GamerGirl997 7 років тому +27

      RaesofLight obviously!😂 he has admitted it before

    • @kee6803
      @kee6803 7 років тому

      ?

    • @KiaraBilyk
      @KiaraBilyk 7 років тому

      Am2 When? On a live show?

    • @GamerGirl997
      @GamerGirl997 7 років тому +2

      Kiara Bilyk on a comment, someone said "now dan's just fucking with us" (because of how he acted towards phil in that video lol) and he answered "yup"

    • @ida3787
      @ida3787 7 років тому +12

      If you put captions on when he's feeding him the macaroon it says "ha, I was gonna lick it"

  • @chloecarolyn3045
    @chloecarolyn3045 7 років тому +113

    Phil: I just want to eat it normally
    Me: Phil that was the complete opposite of normal

  • @meredithwallace4043
    @meredithwallace4043 7 років тому +657

    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH DUCK TAPE AND BABIES YOU CREEPY WEIRDOS" *fucking dies on the floor laughing*

  • @ShelseaX
    @ShelseaX 7 років тому +191

    dan: feeds phil while looking at the camera/us as if saying "is that what you fucking wanted"
    me: feels personally attacked

  • @anishabiswas3851
    @anishabiswas3851 7 років тому +1819

    "Is duct tape safe for kidnapping your Senpai?" -Dan
    Dan kidnapped Phil and used duct tape, Phil is his senpai

  • @fencerowe3083
    @fencerowe3083 6 років тому +81

    Dan predicted the *E* meme a year before it happened

  • @tinythingy4
    @tinythingy4 7 років тому +351

    dan and phil have such a funny dynamic cause dan has cronic existential crisis and phil is just a banana

    • @Zmm202
      @Zmm202 7 років тому

      tinythingy4 true dat

    • @finn8121
      @finn8121 7 років тому

      The FairyAMV Girl y

    • @sarahdianewarren
      @sarahdianewarren 7 років тому +33

      tinythingy4 describing Phil as a banana is surprisingly fitting

    • @edisonthethird
      @edisonthethird 7 років тому +1

      miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So TRUE BANANA FITS SO WELL AND I DONT KNOW WHY

    • @pipinacarathanasis
      @pipinacarathanasis 7 років тому +3

      miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So I love your username it's beautiful

  • @victoriahaskins8576
    @victoriahaskins8576 7 років тому +220

    "What are you doing, Dan?"
    "I'm feeding it to you."

    • @princeafnan6555
      @princeafnan6555 7 років тому +15

      me me i hate him he did that to fucking give us heart palpitation..

  • @amandaisnotapanda6558
    @amandaisnotapanda6558 7 років тому +776

    "How to raise:"
    Phil: "A Baby!"
    Dan: "Your Penis."

    • @hopepyrope9591
      @hopepyrope9591 7 років тому +66

      there are two types of people

    • @camillelistowski7401
      @camillelistowski7401 7 років тому

      ScienceAndBandoms YES YES

    • @lydiazanetti
      @lydiazanetti 7 років тому +2

      AmandaIsNotAPanda the difference between them right there

    • @denpagirl
      @denpagirl 7 років тому

      ScienceAndBandoms uh other people r called amanda too

    • @autumnwileycatt3237
      @autumnwileycatt3237 7 років тому +1

      Zoie~ Then there's me who saw your profile pic and shouted" Yassssssssss"

  • @embrosia6219
    @embrosia6219 6 років тому +182

    Phil: How to raise your -
    Dan: *pEnIs*

  • @secretaltruism4174
    @secretaltruism4174 7 років тому +358

    I was so expecting Dan to just gobble that macaroon at the end.

    • @zhrsina7534
      @zhrsina7534 7 років тому +10

      Maddie Briggs
      Ikr???!!! I kept waiting for it....

    • @probably_kazu
      @probably_kazu 7 років тому +3

      Maddie Briggs i literally was too

    • @blazingsunshine3089
      @blazingsunshine3089 7 років тому +2

      SME

    • @katrinaanderton4901
      @katrinaanderton4901 7 років тому +18

      I think he was going to if Phil hadn't grabbed it, he was just rolling Phil

  • @dakotab7147
    @dakotab7147 7 років тому +560

    i was trying to fit "a pet named steve" into all of them

  • @ashleywood6674
    @ashleywood6674 7 років тому +584

    Highlights of video:
    -Dan's curly hair
    -Phil ate most of the macaroons
    -"I like dipping things" Dan about Team Condiment
    -LOLRant
    -P E R S O N A L S P A C E
    -Is duct tape safe for... 'kidnapping your senpai?'
    -"I'd say bondage" "I'm kidding"
    -Dan feeding Phil the macaroon. "No, Phil I have to give you it." While looking @ the camera multiple times.
    He knows what he's doing, and he's not gonna stop anytime soon

    • @Carina5707
      @Carina5707 7 років тому +8

      Ashley Wood whiiiich will mostly likely be illmakeuhowell's video in about four hours

    • @sadzoey
      @sadzoey 7 років тому +17

      "Is that what you wanted? Is that what you fucking wanted?" -Dan Howell (from a livestream)

    • @nikawlodarek
      @nikawlodarek 7 років тому +24

      also
      - "you have the penis!" (WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS)
      - and right after - "stop saying penis" "penis penis penis" like in one of the first pinofs (actually it was in amazingdan, just checked 😂)

    • @judithcamposeco9223
      @judithcamposeco9223 7 років тому +2

      I imagined him saying, " triggered you damn phannies 😂"

    • @zqueen1229
      @zqueen1229 7 років тому +12

      verxnicv
      Phil: Penis Dan. Penis , Penis, Penis. What is your favorite fruit and Phil's too. :)

  • @tia3509
    @tia3509 7 років тому +307

    how is 'how to raise the dead' not there!?

    • @bananamuffins582
      @bananamuffins582 7 років тому +14

      Because if you watch the right shows, you know how :)

    • @emv3328
      @emv3328 6 років тому +3

      I’ve searched that multiple times. Three of those times were in class. When I was meant to be working on an assignment. I need help.

    • @benitaleveiro4057
      @benitaleveiro4057 6 років тому +1

      I know!! I was thinking the same thing

    • @benitaleveiro4057
      @benitaleveiro4057 6 років тому +1

      Random Emo Trash is that.... is that a PJO reference??

    • @somethingsalazar2613
      @somethingsalazar2613 6 років тому

      Probs cause it was ‘how to raise !A!’

  • @jesse953
    @jesse953 7 років тому +412

    god Phil has spent too much time with Dan he is so sarcastic

    • @aliciaingalls8401
      @aliciaingalls8401 7 років тому +9

      Dan & Phil stole my social life haha you're user name is too relatable XD

    • @jesse953
      @jesse953 7 років тому +4

      Alicia Ingalls 😂

    • @jesse-cg5nb
      @jesse-cg5nb 7 років тому +10

      My god, I fookin love your name

    • @BingBong-gt6oh
      @BingBong-gt6oh 7 років тому +6

      For 8 fucking years

    • @wommiez
      @wommiez 7 років тому +24

      Dan & Phil stole my social life *or maybe that's the true phil and dan's actually a sarcastic little shit because he spends so much time with phil*

  • @AlwaysaFangirl
    @AlwaysaFangirl 7 років тому +362

    Fun story: I told my friend about Dan and Phil and she googled them and found them hot and so she followed their instagram accounts (probably hoping for selfies of them). Ah, little did she know.

  • @KatieMarie-pw4xw
    @KatieMarie-pw4xw 7 років тому +599

    " *You* have the penis!" -Phil 2k17

    • @meganmiller173
      @meganmiller173 7 років тому +11

      Katie Marie LOL 😂😂😂 I couldn't breathe 😅😝🤣

    • @Ray-yu2mc
      @Ray-yu2mc 7 років тому +1

      Katie Marie I DECEASED LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @courtielol534
      @courtielol534 7 років тому +15

      "My Penis, Your Penis !" - Daniel

  • @jessicapetryshyn5078
    @jessicapetryshyn5078 6 років тому +69

    I’m emotional and crying and eating chips and watching dan and phil
    what a way to spend a monday night

  • @owllover1237
    @owllover1237 7 років тому +1484

    my sister asked me why i thought dan and phil were so funny, and i had to think about it for a second, but i finally came up with an answer : Dan is full of cynical, dry humour that can be hysterical, and Phil has the soul of a five-year-old unicorn.

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 7 років тому +8

      Owllover 123 Who lives with Dan.

    • @ellerieyay6476
      @ellerieyay6476 7 років тому

      Owllover 123 true tho

    • @AnnikaOakinnA
      @AnnikaOakinnA 7 років тому +25

      I think that's exactly it. They're pretty much a different as they could be but it somehow works so well. They both simultaneously find each other funny and find each other ridiculous.

    • @nongri586
      @nongri586 7 років тому +2

      It's stupid but it's true

    • @saminaakhter7230
      @saminaakhter7230 7 років тому +11

      Everyone tells me that I have a dry sense of humour. reason why I love Dan's ironical, sarcastic humour.

  • @That_Ace
    @That_Ace 7 років тому +137

    Can we all just take a moment and acknowledge that "how to raise your gpa" was on the list. Because every high school student should feel the pain of this truth

  • @AEmeraldEntity
    @AEmeraldEntity 7 років тому +212

    "I like dipping" anyone else think of "DIP ME!!!!" .... Dan what have you been doing with phil.....?

    • @redpandashatecherries
      @redpandashatecherries 6 років тому +1

      I will forever be confused by that comment and Dan's cheeky face after that?

    • @deph1niumz80
      @deph1niumz80 6 років тому

      nothing, you're just creepy lmao

  • @knittedrachael
    @knittedrachael Рік тому +7

    one of my favourite Dan Tropes is when he is VERY DRAMATIC about something and EXCLAIMS A LOT ABOUT THIS UNJUST THING and then just goes 'whatever'

  • @MissCute20601
    @MissCute20601 7 років тому +1733

    Both Dan and his hair have given up on being straight

  • @nadjailic3321
    @nadjailic3321 7 років тому +1028

    Why is Dan's tongue blue

    • @stephanie2946
      @stephanie2946 7 років тому +92

      Nadja Ilic He had a delicious blue hamster last night

    • @oliviajohn6486
      @oliviajohn6486 7 років тому +68

      Trash Can I'm gonna delete myself now

    • @eleventyelena
      @eleventyelena 7 років тому +17

      Nadja Ilic maybe he had some of that watermelon stuff Martyn gave Phil for Christmas? idkk. Haha.

    • @catoncomputer
      @catoncomputer 7 років тому +30

      Maybe he had some of Phil's watermelon juice thing (he showed it in a liveshow)

    • @pinguu8010
      @pinguu8010 7 років тому +26

      Nadja Ilic Because his soul is getting its color since he lives with Phil 24/7

  • @allisclampMN22
    @allisclampMN22 7 років тому +225

    i think i love dan and phil more than i love myself and i think ... that i'm okay with it

  • @hawkii744
    @hawkii744 7 років тому +113

    Dan guesses the weirdest shit

  • @flipperestes
    @flipperestes 7 років тому +421

    *HE LITERALLY LOOKED AT ALL OF US WHEN FEEDING PHIL*

    • @gs2461
      @gs2461 7 років тому +20

      Kassandra Estes sit it made me so uncomfortable I literally cringed my whole body shivered i couldn't

    • @dkat9299
      @dkat9299 7 років тому +4

      Kassandra Estes I honestly wish he wouldn't

    • @skytippler
      @skytippler 7 років тому +6

      Kassandra Estes he always does that little poodle

    • @_m.monom.m_
      @_m.monom.m_ 7 років тому +28

      He hates us and wants us to suffer

    • @julianhappyfish2119
      @julianhappyfish2119 7 років тому +1

      He knows us too well because he is just like us

  • @sugarkjh4372
    @sugarkjh4372 7 років тому +428

    dan and phil will never see this but I want them to do friendship yoga so bad

    • @nadyacarapiet
      @nadyacarapiet 7 років тому

      CAN YOU IMAGINE

    • @ellieflynn8549
      @ellieflynn8549 7 років тому

      yesssssssssssss

    • @vikkki1163
      @vikkki1163 7 років тому

      chloedoesnotknow didn't they try it already tho

    • @am4775
      @am4775 7 років тому +12

      Didn't they do it in pinof 7

    • @tyalex_1044
      @tyalex_1044 7 років тому

      chloedoesnotknow that would get interesting......

  • @jacinta8204
    @jacinta8204 7 років тому +568

    Phil: I just want to eat it normally!!
    *shoves macaroon in his mouth and makes victory gestures*
    Me: WAIT SO I HAVE BEEN EATING MACAROONS LIKE AN IDIOT THIS WHOLE TIME!?

    • @zoemattey9399
      @zoemattey9399 7 років тому +30

      Jess Serpent I can't deal with this fandom, I love you all so much

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 7 років тому +1

      Zoey Mattey yaas phandom is phantastic..
      I'm not sorry pham

    • @gamingnuggeys8785
      @gamingnuggeys8785 7 років тому +2

      Ethiopian chick god dammit dude..... 😂

    • @ryanfire4176
      @ryanfire4176 7 років тому +3

      gaming nuggeys I just thought I should let you know I appreciate your name

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 7 років тому

      gaming nuggeys I couldn't help it , admit it.. it was kinda punny

  • @liveloveandeatcookies9541
    @liveloveandeatcookies9541 7 років тому +72

    When he said 'you raise my up' i sang 'so i can walk on mountains'... im a dork

  • @Katie-mp3pq
    @Katie-mp3pq 7 років тому +260

    Dan and Phil should do a conspiracy theory video

  • @WhiskerMoon
    @WhiskerMoon 7 років тому +56

    Dan freaking out about duct tape is quality entertainment.

    • @Marshmallow-no6fx
      @Marshmallow-no6fx 7 років тому

      You're... what?? THE WhiskerMoon? Watching Dan and Phil? My life is complete xD Hey btw :)))

  • @polarpineapple6711
    @polarpineapple6711 7 років тому +137

    "Someone's going to get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight."
    This can be taken two ways.

  • @lanac2970
    @lanac2970 7 років тому +2221

    Dan has a blue tongue in this video
    Blue=4 letters
    Square has 4 sides
    Half of a square is a triangle. The reason it's halved is because there is two people on this screen.
    A triangle has 3 sides
    The illuminati is a triangle
    DAN=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

  • @phoebeh9088
    @phoebeh9088 7 років тому +704

    Dear Dan and Phil:
    I didn't know it, I just thought they were normal emotions, but I was recently diagnosed with severe depression. I'm not saying this for attention. I just want to thank you. Your videos have helped me cope with everything that's been happening, and I may not be able to use my internet for a while, as my family can't afford it. So I wanted to say it now. Thank you. You always make me laugh when I think I can never smile again, and you just make me happy. You'll probably never see this, but I just wanted you to know that.

    • @mrpotatohead411
      @mrpotatohead411 7 років тому +33

      I fricking hate depression, I'm currently going through my own dark cloud but I hope things eventually get better for you. UA-camrs like Dan and Phil make things seem better, even if it's just for a moment, and that's something I really appreciate.

    • @whostolethepenguins9549
      @whostolethepenguins9549 7 років тому +14

      Yoosung Kim I'm honestly in the same place as you right now with my emotions. It's been rough, but there are little moments like these videos that make it better.

    • @carrierosem1
      @carrierosem1 7 років тому +5

      Yoosung Kim I'm in the same place and my nan is in hospital dying right now and nobody can do anything to save her, I want to thank them for taking me out a pit of sadness. I'm still slightly stuck in it but you really help Dan and Phil!

    • @audreytrisx
      @audreytrisx 7 років тому +8

      DAN AND PHIL!? REPLY TO THIS PERSON ! 💕💕💕💕

    • @deerme9992
      @deerme9992 7 років тому +4

      Yoosung Kim you deserve a reply

  • @nerdcentral1530
    @nerdcentral1530 7 років тому +439

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how cute Dan looks in a hoodie?

  • @poe9756
    @poe9756 7 років тому +61

    dan really does know how much we live for him feeding phil, wow.

  • @twiceasgood0804
    @twiceasgood0804 7 років тому +40

    dan flipping shit about using tape on babies, animals and skin was the best thing i've ever experienced

  • @soha643
    @soha643 7 років тому +723

    Okay we all know Dan was feeding Phil in slow motion for us to screen shot. Don't deny it Danny😏😂

    • @xanithofdragons
      @xanithofdragons 7 років тому +44

      For the gifs!

    • @paigetraynor2977
      @paigetraynor2977 7 років тому +33

      Creative S We thank Dan for that cause he understands our weirdness

    • @pianomercury
      @pianomercury 7 років тому +28

      Creative S The way he stared at the camera
      Oh geez.

  • @bazzle.dazzle
    @bazzle.dazzle 7 років тому +744

    I think I ate my... pet named Steve.
    If you get that, you are an amazing human bean.

  • @jessicawold
    @jessicawold 7 років тому +2145

    im putting my grades up for adoption
    because i cant raise them

    • @rose-wp3gu
      @rose-wp3gu 7 років тому +2

      Jessica Wold you are amazing

    • @rinb4599
      @rinb4599 7 років тому +9

      My grades are like my artwork. They're hard to make, and once I'm finished, I leave them on a random counter and never change them again.

    • @snekings5778
      @snekings5778 7 років тому

      Candle Kate same

    • @zoe6597
      @zoe6597 7 років тому +1

      Jessica Wold what an original joke!1!1!🙄

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 7 років тому +1

      I love this.

  • @dismantlingsummer
    @dismantlingsummer 7 років тому +226

    dan's shock at "is duct safe for skin" was so funny to me as a transmasculine person

    • @gooseboy7090
      @gooseboy7090 5 років тому +3

      dirt nasty me tho

    • @caryshelm4702
      @caryshelm4702 5 років тому +3

      Bitch me too, the fuck

    • @majoryaoifreak
      @majoryaoifreak 5 років тому +29

      get a fucking binder don't use tape
      *(says this while completing binding with tape)*

    • @dant-m7b
      @dant-m7b 5 років тому +1

      Trans boii :)

    • @danifyx9978
      @danifyx9978 5 років тому +2

      yeet

  • @lydiahassell5010
    @lydiahassell5010 7 років тому +355

    I'd just like to personally thank whoever did the English captions and added sassy commentary.

  • @looloomango
    @looloomango 7 років тому +546

    phil: SUBSCRIBE!!
    me: if you wanna watch 4 videos a year

    • @emmaellis8763
      @emmaellis8763 7 років тому +3

      lau beaumont that literally went through my head😂

    • @mothperson1637
      @mothperson1637 7 років тому +7

      lau beaumont 😂😂😂

    • @leahslogic6408
      @leahslogic6408 7 років тому +27

      lau beaumont to watch my last one ( from 10 years ago ) just click over here

    • @leahslogic6408
      @leahslogic6408 7 років тому

      Creepypasta_ Nerd_ how is it a fail?

    • @meghanjoan1083
      @meghanjoan1083 7 років тому +1

      Leah's Logic no dan does that in the background when he says that because he pointed to the wrong side of him

  • @sunshinewabby
    @sunshinewabby 7 років тому +457

    I CANT BELIEVE THEY THOUGHT OF 5SOS BLESS YOU DAN AND PHIL

    • @cbb3480
      @cbb3480 7 років тому +7

      Abbie loves BANDS I don't like them so I can't believe it either

    • @katekat8000
      @katekat8000 7 років тому

      Abbie loves BANDS IKR

    • @dinojkz
      @dinojkz 7 років тому +1

      Abbie loves BANDS IDR

    • @jess4736
      @jess4736 7 років тому +1

      Abbie loves BANDS sameeeee

    • @christalyn1924
      @christalyn1924 7 років тому

      YASSS I KNOW RIGHT and ur pic is amazing

  • @JaeAiZe
    @JaeAiZe 7 років тому +69

    How people learn how to raise babies:
    Step one: get an older child
    Step two: torture the child
    Step three: find out that isn't good
    Step four: don't do it to the new child and leave the older, broken one

  • @viodino1995
    @viodino1995 7 років тому +373

    "Michael"
    Me: Jackson
    Phil: Jackson obviously
    Me: Jordan
    Phil: Jordan.
    Me: YES BOIII

  • @aranakin_
    @aranakin_ 7 років тому +82

    Okay but Dan has been looking so good and happy and healthy and im just so proud of him i love him so much

    • @analise3346
      @analise3346 7 років тому +6

      singer4445 his hobbit hair I love ittt😍

  • @dkat9299
    @dkat9299 7 років тому +72

    Phil looks so good. His hair is getting longer and I love it

  • @Bloodyhandler1103
    @Bloodyhandler1103 7 років тому +272

    Dan being triggered makes my day! 😂👌🏻❤️