Dr. Phil Reads Thirst Tweets

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  • @ungiftd
    @ungiftd 5 років тому +11364

    IM SCREAMING THEY GOT DR. PHIL

  • @lilliesinthegard32
    @lilliesinthegard32 5 років тому +10239

    "When I'm home I'm worthless"
    I felt that

    • @Voltage.Bone.R
      @Voltage.Bone.R 5 років тому +26

      Cool pfp

    • @Josh-wn5fu
      @Josh-wn5fu 5 років тому +83

      Im 14 and this is deep😫😰

    • @alayaw2331
      @alayaw2331 5 років тому +73

      So I'm worthless 24/7?

    • @Cinnamuunn
      @Cinnamuunn 5 років тому +7

      Does his wife makes him feel that why ?

    • @yachiyous9110
      @yachiyous9110 5 років тому +24

      Man... Dr. Phil is such a noob. I don't have to be at home to be a worthless person

  • @carolineg05
    @carolineg05 5 років тому +18403

    "I'm worthless. I'm like a lizard on a rock, *_I don't wanna deal with your issues_* "
    *Dead💀*

    • @kadencechristy4467
      @kadencechristy4467 5 років тому +3

      Caroline/Serenity The Weirdo same

    • @marissa6951
      @marissa6951 5 років тому +2

      Caroline/Serenity The Weirdo MEEEE

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 5 років тому +14

      *LIZARD PERSON CONFIRMED!*

    • @lg6213
      @lg6213 5 років тому +2

      I felt that😌

    • @katreenadiez509
      @katreenadiez509 5 років тому +13

      Wtf just as i started reading this dr.phil started speaking this line as well

  • @itskyliemydudes946
    @itskyliemydudes946 4 роки тому +11347

    “As long as I got a face, you’ve got a place to sit.”
    Doctor Phil
    2019

    • @itskyliemydudes946
      @itskyliemydudes946 4 роки тому +361

      Someone please use this as your yearbook quote

    • @Vize_Iron
      @Vize_Iron 4 роки тому +49

      @@itskyliemydudes946 I will😂

    • @kirstinburke9316
      @kirstinburke9316 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao!

    • @Peanut778
      @Peanut778 4 роки тому +11

      @@itskyliemydudes946 I would gladly

    • @tcmtcm1133
      @tcmtcm1133 4 роки тому +36

      I'd vote for Dr Phil for president. #Phil2020

  • @g1rlboy
    @g1rlboy 5 років тому +21334

    not in a 100 years would i have expected dr phil to read thirst tweets

    • @zzkng1
      @zzkng1 5 років тому +477

      j o n a s not in a 100 years would i expect thirst tweets about dr phil to exist

    • @kayrepetunia902
      @kayrepetunia902 5 років тому +55

      j o n a s same I was so shocked ngl

    • @laacard4773
      @laacard4773 5 років тому +68

      But hes h a w t. And s e x y. And he makes me m o i s t.

    • @puppylove200
      @puppylove200 5 років тому +23

      j o n a s I didn’t find them all that thirsty really.. kinda mild compared to other tweets we’ve seen lol

    • @hiidkwhyimhere2597
      @hiidkwhyimhere2597 5 років тому +2

      Yup

  • @ehveen
    @ehveen 5 років тому +17396

    I swear Dr. Phil is way too innocent for this

    • @ellepie2122
      @ellepie2122 5 років тому +465

      NormalVids he’s not too innocent lol he’s seen it all

    • @Krazykarlton
      @Krazykarlton 5 років тому +223

      "Well thank you" Dr. Phil 2019

    • @svrrtvvvreewbt1882
      @svrrtvvvreewbt1882 5 років тому +46

      You mean
      *WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO FCKN INNOCENT* for this.

    • @kpez8573
      @kpez8573 5 років тому +50

      Dr phil is not innocent. AT ALL

    • @yokohama3p937
      @yokohama3p937 4 роки тому +44

      Oh my God, he's a psychologist! Of course he's seen it all because THAT PART OF HIS JOB!🙄

  • @StephanieJ777
    @StephanieJ777 4 роки тому +10887

    “I DON’T WANNA DEAL WITH YOUR EMOTIONAL ISSUES WHEN WE ARE NOT ON THE SHOW.” - Dr. Phil

    • @rachelmoten2424
      @rachelmoten2424 4 роки тому +311

      He said I ain't doing shit for free 😂

    • @jevonmcpherson8054
      @jevonmcpherson8054 4 роки тому +16

      Having emotional issues isn't a good thing. Men don't want women like that.

    • @Rose-xe4ct
      @Rose-xe4ct 4 роки тому +81

      Jevon Mcpherson
      Only emotionally impaired toxic males can’t deal with emotions. Normal men without psychological issues know when to be there emotionally for their friends, family, lovers.

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому +20

      Rose Finally someone that isn’t brainwashed by society

    • @rafaeterna1081
      @rafaeterna1081 4 роки тому +4

      @@Rose-xe4ct yes, *but* not all the time. just like ladies doesn't like clingy guys

  • @dumbass2714
    @dumbass2714 4 роки тому +8561

    "When I get home... I'm worthless... I'm like a lizard on a rock."
    I can relate... but it's not only at home...

  • @garbage_man9290
    @garbage_man9290 5 років тому +13509

    "I'm only dr.phil on the show, when I get home I'm worthless, I'm like a lizard on a rock"

    • @introverttaciturn4133
      @introverttaciturn4133 5 років тому +291

      I was pooping and when I heard him read it, I was laughing my ass off. Literally. LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @mfanelonkanini2405
      @mfanelonkanini2405 5 років тому +13

      🤣

    • @apriltheghost2009
      @apriltheghost2009 5 років тому +155

      It makes sense though lol.... Like I make pizza all day, and when I get home I definitely don't want to eat pizza or talk about it lol, so I would imagine he doesn't want to talk about issues when he gets home.

    • @Hanawiess
      @Hanawiess 5 років тому +54

      I admire his sense of humor. He kinda cute too but a lilllll too old for me

    • @cutepechupop101
      @cutepechupop101 5 років тому +5

      Mood

  • @localclown3785
    @localclown3785 4 роки тому +9786

    “When i get home im worthless, im like a lizard on a rock” MOOD

    • @suburbaninhabitor
      @suburbaninhabitor 4 роки тому +26

      MOOD

    • @Me-eb3wv
      @Me-eb3wv 4 роки тому +6

      Cute pfp bro

    • @nachosanddoritos
      @nachosanddoritos 4 роки тому +2

      VAN*imation class clowns be like 😂

    • @localclown3785
      @localclown3785 4 роки тому +1

      Bigchoro12 this is literally the most unoriginal type of comment, anyone with two braincells could think of this my guy 🕺🕺

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 роки тому +1

      @@Soggymilk10 How do you know if he/she copied a comment or not, you're not him/her, dumbass

  • @IIXXXXII
    @IIXXXXII 5 років тому +11419

    "When i get home, i'm worthless, i'm like a lizard on a rock."
    SPIRIT ANIMAL

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter 5 років тому +54

      Eᴛʜᴀɴ My pet is a lizard on a rock 🦎 Still a compliment to me lol

    • @missftz
      @missftz 5 років тому +6

      @@DwightLivesMatter lol my pet is a snake

    • @iBFP.
      @iBFP. 5 років тому +18

      When i heard him saying that i laughed so hard and i was like damn Dr Phil know how to say funny shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Thanks for writing this comment man

    • @daHalog0d
      @daHalog0d 5 років тому +7

      It's because he's a reptilian get it

    • @paddymills
      @paddymills 5 років тому

      @@daHalog0d lol look dr Peter David Beter

  • @allieluna712
    @allieluna712 4 роки тому +14988

    this was low key disturbing to watch but i haven't laughed this hard in years

    • @jamessum825
      @jamessum825 4 роки тому +53

      I didn’t laugh at all.

    • @grae_sea
      @grae_sea 4 роки тому +49

      omg it’s a army- HIIIIIIII

    • @grooooootie
      @grooooootie 4 роки тому +30

      R u army!!!

    • @allieluna712
      @allieluna712 4 роки тому +25

      Kpop Rules Buddy omg armyyyy 💜💜💜

    • @allieluna712
      @allieluna712 4 роки тому +10

      Tanishka Joshi yass 💜💜

  • @_.Joyy._
    @_.Joyy._ 5 років тому +12423

    *This is the side of doctor Phil we never knew existed but always somehow needed*

    • @gingishot866
      @gingishot866 5 років тому +15

      didn’t you straight up copied another persons comment?

    • @_.Joyy._
      @_.Joyy._ 5 років тому +2

      Shooketh_ Boi um no.

    • @_.Joyy._
      @_.Joyy._ 5 років тому +2

      Omggg thanks for the likes😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 5 років тому +12

      Shooketh_ Boi haha everyone is morphing into everyone else thanks to internet lingo.

    • @moccalou
      @moccalou 5 років тому +5

      @@klickingkayasmr7585 It's kind of terrifying. I always thought that robots would replace real people. I didn't know real people would be replacing robots.

  • @tonof.c.1397
    @tonof.c.1397 4 роки тому +17985

    "When I get home, I'm worthless."
    *Dr. Phil is my spirit animal*

  • @bigmarsss
    @bigmarsss 4 роки тому +12264

    *”his shiny bald head is such a turn on”*
    doctor phil: ._.

  • @zweetsouffle9567
    @zweetsouffle9567 4 роки тому +5732

    It's only so long until someone writes fanfiction...

  • @kornflakez1405
    @kornflakez1405 4 роки тому +13432

    Alternate title: _Dr. Phil Picks New Patients For His Show_

  • @howdeepwasthecanyon
    @howdeepwasthecanyon 4 роки тому +6830

    "as long as I got a face, you got a place to sit" *never thought I'd ever hear Dr. Phil say that😂*

    • @riabeabae
      @riabeabae 4 роки тому +20

      Jayden Smith 😂😭

    • @BlaydeAlabama
      @BlaydeAlabama 4 роки тому +59

      Welp I can 💀 now. Life just was completed after this

    • @bighaley6882
      @bighaley6882 4 роки тому +62

      I even died more when he said "I'm not that old" 💀

    • @user-uc2he9wb2f
      @user-uc2he9wb2f 4 роки тому +21

      New ringtone

    • @lu4y4pants
      @lu4y4pants 4 роки тому +7

      THAT needs to be a ringtone

  • @keymarie2607
    @keymarie2607 5 років тому +7261

    “Sometimes I want to kiss Dr.Phil on the lips”
    “Thanks, Robin”
    😂😂😂 that was his wife lmao

    • @clarissagriffith1336
      @clarissagriffith1336 5 років тому +438

      His wife is Robin I think they put hers into the bucket on purpose to surprise her husband

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 5 років тому +30

      Lol I thought isn’t that his wife’s name

    • @keymarie2607
      @keymarie2607 5 років тому +49

      Dancing On My Hippos Grave I follow her on Twitter. Robin McGraw.. and he’s always speaking highly of her

    • @Mikiluvsu
      @Mikiluvsu 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @haileysnuthut5382
      @haileysnuthut5382 4 роки тому +2

      Omg I was reading this right when he said it lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brayaunaquarles8598
    @brayaunaquarles8598 4 роки тому +6305

    "his shiny bald head is sexy" I can't with people 😂

    • @MonRojasOfficial
      @MonRojasOfficial 4 роки тому +39

      LMAAAAAOAOOAOOAO

    • @rosieposie2404
      @rosieposie2404 4 роки тому +19

      noo😂😂😂

    • @gilnahnu
      @gilnahnu 4 роки тому +11

      WE YSC SBSEHWTH 😭😭🖐🏽

    • @raemundo498
      @raemundo498 4 роки тому +6

      💀😭😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @user-vv9lc5su9i
      @user-vv9lc5su9i 4 роки тому +20

      “As long as I got a face, you’ve got a place to sit.”
      Doctor Phil
      2019

  • @cuppasmimnie2287
    @cuppasmimnie2287 5 років тому +5114

    *"as long i've got a face, you've got a place to sit"*
    this is one of the many things i never thought i'd hear doctor phil say

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 5 років тому +2955

    It hurts my soul to know that Dr. Phil has a self esteem as low as I do.
    We're doomed

    • @dasaniwaterdude9439
      @dasaniwaterdude9439 5 років тому +125

      Nah, hes just being facetious with his self-deprecating humor. He comes off as confident in himself when doing it.

    • @TheSavannahhhhhh
      @TheSavannahhhhhh 5 років тому +6

      Ugly as an old mitt 😂

    • @SuicideRedemption
      @SuicideRedemption 5 років тому +31

      @@TheSavannahhhhhh yeah you are

    • @piezku
      @piezku 5 років тому +1

      @@SuicideRedemption I AM TOO!

    • @bruhbruh3750
      @bruhbruh3750 5 років тому +1

      2.2k likes and.... 4 comments

  • @bambibones1755
    @bambibones1755 5 років тому +4365

    “Have you seen me with my shirt off?” - Dr Phil
    Legend.

  • @l-dawg8792
    @l-dawg8792 4 роки тому +3172

    Aw he’s so self deprecating and critical of himself.

    • @madisonfreeman6386
      @madisonfreeman6386 4 роки тому +284

      Dr Phil needs a therapist to work on his confidence

    • @ninata7868
      @ninata7868 4 роки тому +38

      Well hes a Virgo

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 4 роки тому +128

      @@ninata7868 ..so? Anyone can be self critical or deprecating doesn't have to be a Virgo man I hate u all who take Zodiac Signs as a rule book

    • @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020
      @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020 3 роки тому +5

      “Mama was right! MAMA WAS RIGHT!”

    • @aestheticeditz2885
      @aestheticeditz2885 3 роки тому +4

      @@Tiffany-ov2jf jokes bro

  • @mamartinez2583
    @mamartinez2583 5 років тому +10925

    Literally anyone else on thirsty tweets:
    Dr. Phil: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*

  • @magnoliaroses0
    @magnoliaroses0 4 роки тому +16844

    “I would let dr Phil top me”
    Dr Phil: *thank you*

  • @HP-bq3he
    @HP-bq3he 5 років тому +4618

    Dr.phil is a WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON outside of the dr.phil show

    • @frankthetank2284
      @frankthetank2284 5 років тому +66

      Same person different focus.

    • @tmatiara2075
      @tmatiara2075 5 років тому +132

      Duh, he is a lizard on a rock

    • @annewithaneeditz8783
      @annewithaneeditz8783 5 років тому +92

      He’s more serious on the show, mostly cus he’s speaking to fucked up people lol he’s not gonna start laughing when someone says something like “ my husband cheated on me lmao

    • @bellar8381
      @bellar8381 4 роки тому +3

      hes a badass on the show as well

  • @bean1569
    @bean1569 4 роки тому +1262

    WHY IS DR PHIL LOWKEY INSECURE AHSKDJWKDJEK HES SO SWEET

  • @harjyotkaur5100
    @harjyotkaur5100 5 років тому +2483

    "Hey I'm Dr. Phil and I am hanging out at BuzzFeed today."
    MOST ICONIC SENTENCE EVER

    • @laurenreese3936
      @laurenreese3936 5 років тому +3

      Harjyot Kaur “And I’m gonna be reading your thirsty tweets.” Iconic interview that needs to go viral ASAP

  • @jermwerm2575
    @jermwerm2575 5 років тому +12261

    Dr Phil has the best self deprecating humour XD
    Didn't expect that from him honestly

    • @harls3337
      @harls3337 5 років тому +46

      SAME

    • @taylorradick1431
      @taylorradick1431 5 років тому +22

      For reallll!!!!

    • @marissafarr1346
      @marissafarr1346 5 років тому +87

      I think he was embarrassed and that was an easy way to cover it up on the spot

    • @dess234
      @dess234 5 років тому +1

      Marissa Farr embarrassed of what😭

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 5 років тому +4

      Have you seen Scary Movie 4?

  • @blazehaze233
    @blazehaze233 5 років тому +17569

    "it's a little sexual... OH... well, thank you" LFKDKD

  • @user-ok7cd9iq1s
    @user-ok7cd9iq1s 4 роки тому +2400

    If mr potato head was a real man:

  • @user-lf3zm6sz5e
    @user-lf3zm6sz5e 5 років тому +3996

    "when I get home,I'm worthless, I'm like a lizard on a rock. I don't want to handle your emotional issues at home." OKAY POP OFF DR PHIL

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 5 років тому +24

      Just like when he removes that suit with the shoulder pads and looks like Larry King with big shoulder divots from the suspenders that holds his drawers up.
      Mean tweet, text I mean.

    • @mcjlovesatj
      @mcjlovesatj 5 років тому

      The goldfinch.

  • @aileen249
    @aileen249 5 років тому +3927

    Dr. Phil roasting himself is everything I need

    • @skkrr3281
      @skkrr3281 5 років тому +10

      Azucena Corado when u get home im worthless 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 5 років тому +16

      He actually has a great sense of humor who would’ve thought

  • @carpool.
    @carpool. 5 років тому +8556

    Dr Phil: *reads paper*
    Dr Phil: “Guess who’s heading to the ranch!”

    • @emorat377
      @emorat377 5 років тому +83

      *👏-to--👏--the--👏--ranch--

    • @Nawalsamer04
      @Nawalsamer04 5 років тому +46

      IzIzzy 8109 *pewdiepie joined the chat*

    • @e_veharapeco
      @e_veharapeco 5 років тому +21

      Pewdiepie: *RANCH*

    • @bubblegumsubs6050
      @bubblegumsubs6050 5 років тому +16

      No one:
      PewDiePie: thE rAnCh

    • @venom19977
      @venom19977 5 років тому +6

      RAM RANCH

  • @nicoleryu5309
    @nicoleryu5309 4 роки тому +553

    i cant i’m on here after he told people not to comment daddy on his tiktoks LMAOO

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 4 роки тому +65

      Dr Phil makes tiktoks? 💀

    • @yellowshoeee
      @yellowshoeee 3 роки тому +9

      @@ayejay_374 probably spends people to the ranch while doing the woah

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 3 роки тому

      @@yellowshoeee 🤣

  • @myrnaelderedge2467
    @myrnaelderedge2467 5 років тому +13271

    This is something I never knew I wanted but secretly always needed

    • @toastysock
      @toastysock 5 років тому +17

      Your shit has 666 likes. I'd like it but...

    • @megawho12
      @megawho12 5 років тому +6

      Me too gf

    • @letsparchmentitupyo7566
      @letsparchmentitupyo7566 5 років тому +1

      yes

    • @Skrapes
      @Skrapes 5 років тому

      Makes no fucking sense but aight

    • @thenewclassic4
      @thenewclassic4 5 років тому

      I would have liked the comment if you didn’t say « secretly ».

  • @jacobfinkle
    @jacobfinkle 4 роки тому +1783

    Whoever commented "My dream threesome would be with Judge Judy and Dr.Phil" needs to be on Dr. Phil

    • @urmom-sc9nx
      @urmom-sc9nx 4 роки тому +42

      that tweet got me crying of nonstop laughter hahaha

    • @Erik-mq5ze
      @Erik-mq5ze 4 роки тому +9

      They wish they were 😂

    • @hecandoit3576
      @hecandoit3576 4 роки тому +21

      Our guest we will be bringing on the show is Judge Judy, they're going to talk about their problems. Oh wait! Dr. Phil took off his belt, ah the patient is making out with judge judy, Dr. Phil just took off his pants and joined in, oh gosh this is live, we are going live. "Yes judge Judy", "you rock Dr. Phil", "oh yeah", "ah ah ah uh uh uh",
      Audience is shook, the Dr. Phil show is cancelled, and so is the judge Judy show.

    • @kirstinburke9316
      @kirstinburke9316 4 роки тому +1

      Haha for real but that made me laugh so hard though.

    • @carriemforkin
      @carriemforkin 4 роки тому +2

      Yes 😂

  • @Randomperson2222221
    @Randomperson2222221 5 років тому +2680

    "when i get home I'm worthless, im like a lizard on a rock" ~ Dr. Phil McGraw 2k19

  • @aaliapatel1632
    @aaliapatel1632 4 роки тому +1504

    i'm questioning why Dr.phill had thirst tweets

    • @drdispekful747
      @drdispekful747 4 роки тому +36

      He is an adonis

    • @y222kgrl
      @y222kgrl 4 роки тому +159

      it's called daddy issues luv

    • @rhiannonj9138
      @rhiannonj9138 4 роки тому +140

      Why WOULDNT he have thirst tweets?

    • @nikidon99
      @nikidon99 4 роки тому +60

      Please don't insult Dr Phil

    • @naomi_lesterschild2585
      @naomi_lesterschild2585 4 роки тому +32

      Don't be rude, support him treat people with kindness

  • @mmeeoo0w
    @mmeeoo0w 5 років тому +12805

    producers: it’s sexual
    dr phil: OHHHH
    dr phil: well thank you

    • @melonyborgono8570
      @melonyborgono8570 5 років тому +25

      ava kaplan 😂😂😂

    • @fatimaaa2722
      @fatimaaa2722 5 років тому +58

      I cAN'T BREHATH-

    • @davidburnny
      @davidburnny 4 роки тому +91

      based on the cut in the video, it looks like they explained what it meant to him and then edited it out

    • @flooshm
      @flooshm 4 роки тому +8

      Must be Canadian

    •  4 роки тому +2

      comment

  • @adrianavelazquez-ponton8703
    @adrianavelazquez-ponton8703 5 років тому +2309

    Immediately changing my ringtone to "how's that working for you?"

  • @stella-uq5wx
    @stella-uq5wx 4 роки тому +12154

    “WhEn I gEt hOmE iM wOrThLEss. I’m lIke a lIzArd on a ROck.”
    - Dr Phil, 2019

    • @rachelprosise5755
      @rachelprosise5755 4 роки тому +67

      what in God's name makes you want to type like this??? Honestly asking, seen it many times... still don't get it

    • @stella-uq5wx
      @stella-uq5wx 4 роки тому +84

      @@rachelprosise5755 It’s just a goofy way to type, nothing all that special. 😊

    • @thattrashyhoe2785
      @thattrashyhoe2785 4 роки тому +48

      you all are dumb, it’s actually mocking the way people say things, most of the time.

    • @A.Y1616
      @A.Y1616 4 роки тому +7

      Why would you do my man Dr. Phil like this?! He is awesome

    • @jadedeleon_
      @jadedeleon_ 4 роки тому +2

      stella 2020*

  • @connie2263
    @connie2263 4 роки тому +9496

    dr phil: what is top me?
    someone: its sexual.
    dr phil: oh.
    *thank you.*
    edit: hOW DID THIS GET-

  • @zoecameron4696
    @zoecameron4696 5 років тому +870

    Did you notice how much he was putting himself down? I hope he realizes how genuinely valued he is

    • @mistydayremainsofthejudgment
      @mistydayremainsofthejudgment 5 років тому +115

      I think he's just doing self-deprecating humor, he is married and has kids and grandkids after all. He's very confident on the show and quick to tell guests of his own accomplishments if they start acting up. He just doesn't want to be all flirty when, again, he has a wife of many years lol.

    • @r4ndom7000
      @r4ndom7000 5 років тому +19

      that's just his relatable humor

  • @ronzaveronica
    @ronzaveronica 5 років тому +11531

    This made me very uncomfortable yet amused

    • @marimartell3498
      @marimartell3498 5 років тому +41

      Queezy, weird but somehow I laughed 🤷‍♀️

    • @zackyzau2505
      @zackyzau2505 5 років тому +62

      I admire the guy. Didn't now he had a funny side.

    • @Hanawiess
      @Hanawiess 5 років тому +9

      Only slightly uncomfortable

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 5 років тому +34

      I read that as "This made me very uncomfortable, yet aroused."
      I need to go catch some sleep XD

    • @zackyzau2505
      @zackyzau2505 5 років тому +17

      @Seto KaibaX
      "You need help, you need SERIOUS help, SERIOUS SERIOUS help."

  • @connietrevino1567
    @connietrevino1567 5 років тому +8780

    Hearing him say the word sexy makes me feel so uncomfortable

    • @anunnaki5647
      @anunnaki5647 5 років тому +391

      The whole Video makes me feel uncomfortable

    • @justgavin_
      @justgavin_ 5 років тому +73

      *s e x y*

    • @_stingrei_
      @_stingrei_ 5 років тому +18

      weeby weeb *and I oop-

    • @sloop3720
      @sloop3720 5 років тому +29

      Connie Trevino that's called arousal

    • @connietrevino1567
      @connietrevino1567 5 років тому +26

      @@sloop3720 *heavy breathing* you're right

  • @sqwishskullkid8176
    @sqwishskullkid8176 3 роки тому +94

    "Most men would rather amputate a body part then be bald, you're not cutting shit off of me"
    Has a Scary Movie 4 flashback

  • @sarah-bx8kl
    @sarah-bx8kl 5 років тому +862

    *finally, my youtube recommendations is working.*

  • @TheWickedWombRaider
    @TheWickedWombRaider 4 роки тому +5785

    Dr.Phil: "You're not cutting s*** off of me!"
    Me acting like I've never heard anyone cuss before: 👁👄👁

    • @armareya
      @armareya 4 роки тому +26

      same

    • @bbyxobat
      @bbyxobat 4 роки тому +60

      FUCKING SAME I AUDIBLY GASPED HAHAHA

    • @lillythefennec
      @lillythefennec 4 роки тому +22

      I guess it depends on the person who cusses lol

    • @TT-vz5uc
      @TT-vz5uc 4 роки тому +2

      TayMariee_Exclusive TM right!!!

    • @samsuperville
      @samsuperville 4 роки тому +4

      i literally gasped lmao

  • @ZenGForever
    @ZenGForever 5 років тому +1276

    Dr. Phil sends everyone who tweeted about him TO THE RANCH!!!

  • @averagegirlonyoutube4294
    @averagegirlonyoutube4294 4 роки тому +508

    My mom says this isn’t Dr. Phil. Says that someone used special “equipment” to make it look real. Please can someone explain to my mom that this is NOT the case

    • @nowmowcow5191
      @nowmowcow5191 4 роки тому +32

      Wait why does she think it’s an imposter Dr. Phil?

    • @averagegirlonyoutube4294
      @averagegirlonyoutube4294 4 роки тому +10

      nowmowcow I don’t know but I just need an explanation about how they used many clips and put them together so it looks like it’s real. But in order to convince her that it’s not fake I’ll need to have some backup so she knows its not fake

    • @jennadune8701
      @jennadune8701 4 роки тому +35

      Lauryn Cornelius compare the difference between his voice on the video and the show. And the looks. Even a makeup artist can’t get that. She needs to know they don’t do imposters on the show or else they would say it’s a joke. They don’t do jokes on that channel. It’s not April. Or he would look visibly fake. Ask her why. Once she answers, explain to her that they bring actually celebrities on the show. Use communication. Make a PowerPoint on it. Say something smart. Make pie charts on how likely it is for them to prank you with math. And have a board or no board.

    • @thatbitchnoemie
      @thatbitchnoemie 4 роки тому +32

      Is your mom a conspiracy theorist or sumn

    • @jennadune8701
      @jennadune8701 4 роки тому

      Simran Mukherjee deal!

  • @nicolasadorni4942
    @nicolasadorni4942 5 років тому +8884

    "it's a little sexual.."
    "Oh!..............well thank you"

  • @izzyburton6271
    @izzyburton6271 5 років тому +7975

    "im worthless, im like a lizard on a rock" I HAVE NEVER RELATED MORE LMAOOOOO

    • @kaoutharstambouli8565
      @kaoutharstambouli8565 5 років тому +10

      r/comedyhomicide

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 5 років тому +31

      Being lazy is one of the most unlikeable traits , being proud of it and your full on typical teenage white girl. I'd put money on the fact you put up anxiety quotes and loves yourself quotes up on your Instagram story at 2am aswell 🤣🤣

    • @arsenic2821
      @arsenic2821 5 років тому +98

      What did typical white teenage girls do to you?

    • @ayrowplain
      @ayrowplain 5 років тому +60

      Jodofly115 did a typical white girl hurt your feelings 😳

    • @malicentropy
      @malicentropy 5 років тому +39

      Jodofly got his cereal pissed on by a "typical teenage white girl".

  • @deceptivemidnight781
    @deceptivemidnight781 5 років тому +2408

    "Have you seen me with my shirt off" - DR PHIL COMING FOR YOUR FAVES

  • @karametzger720
    @karametzger720 4 роки тому +152

    I think Dr.Phil is adorable. He seems to be such a genuine person. Keep rocking it Dr.Phil!

  • @amirabhayat1517
    @amirabhayat1517 5 років тому +6142

    “Kinda sexy? Have you seen me with my shirt off???”
    *LMAO*

  • @SingingByBre
    @SingingByBre 5 років тому +724

    “I don’t wanna handle your emotional issues at home”
    Oh I felt that, my family felt that, my dog felt that

    • @carrot1160
      @carrot1160 5 років тому +3

      That's why we keep it to ourselves. Tragic

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 років тому

      I think we all felt that 😒

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 років тому

      @- sunflower oops sorry didn't realize mine was a Victoria Justice meme reference

  • @TheAdventuresofJFree
    @TheAdventuresofJFree 5 років тому +10931

    He was so salty about the 'kinda sexy' 😂😂😂

    • @ghostaub3719
      @ghostaub3719 5 років тому +231

      Phil: What do you mean kinda sexy? Have you seen me with my shirt off?
      Me: 🤔

    • @TheAdventuresofJFree
      @TheAdventuresofJFree 5 років тому +65

      @@ghostaub3719 lol yeah, and then after reading another one that called him sexy he made a comment about the "kinda sexy" one again

    • @sar2963
      @sar2963 5 років тому +42

      @@TheAdventuresofJFree yup 1:09 "... is so sexy, notice not kinda"

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 років тому +5

      He is the sexiest man

    • @adi-od9li
      @adi-od9li 5 років тому

      The Adventures of J.Free he is married

  • @buhlemaphalala9968
    @buhlemaphalala9968 4 роки тому +293

    "A seat" lmao send that person to the ranch 🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @additionbrown1116
    @additionbrown1116 5 років тому +11089

    send all these people to the ranch

    • @cherubiantactics
      @cherubiantactics 5 років тому +559

      bold of you to assume that they're not tweeting this while being inside the ranch

    • @swetiebunny6438
      @swetiebunny6438 5 років тому +180

      SEND THEM TO THE RANCH

    • @Memicchu
      @Memicchu 5 років тому +50

      LMFAO

    • @skyeroe5670
      @skyeroe5670 5 років тому +4

      shiii LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @ebc6970
      @ebc6970 5 років тому +5

      When I see the title I knew there would be someone who will comment thos

  • @hannaconcepcion8849
    @hannaconcepcion8849 5 років тому +5249

    I never, in my entire fucking life imagined this would happen.
    Glad it did tho 😂

  • @em0t33th7
    @em0t33th7 5 років тому +5122

    *i never knew i needed this until now*

  • @thedarkestsunn
    @thedarkestsunn 4 роки тому +97

    “Im worthless. Im like a lizard on a rock.” Felt.

  • @anteatercat
    @anteatercat 5 років тому +13292

    “i still dont know what ‘top me’ means”
    “its a little sexual”
    “oh, well thank you”

  • @mcbonofficial8703
    @mcbonofficial8703 5 років тому +3345

    OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY AGREED TO DO THIS? 😂

    • @userily
      @userily 5 років тому +2

      McBon Official right!?😂

    • @yummi118
      @yummi118 5 років тому +7

      he also did a funny ass scene in scary movie 4 with shaquille o'neal 😂😂

    • @mcbonofficial8703
      @mcbonofficial8703 5 років тому +2

      Omg I need to see the rap battle! Also, thx for 2.6 likes :)

  • @OieseGG
    @OieseGG 5 років тому +6878

    “Seeing you makes my day better”
    “You must have a really shitty day”
    IM CRYING LMAOO 😂😂😂

    • @jannoj2921
      @jannoj2921 5 років тому +28

      400+ likes, but no comments? I think I can fix that.

    • @strawberryfields4072
      @strawberryfields4072 5 років тому +3

      i don’t GET IT ETUFHJGGFH

    • @jannoj2921
      @jannoj2921 5 років тому +13

      @Joey Style are you stupid, did you even read my comment?

    • @mekahmed
      @mekahmed 5 років тому

      @Joey Style That's quite outstanding if you ask me...

    • @miffiestar
      @miffiestar 4 роки тому

      ABABAGHAHAHAHAHSJABAHSGAJAJAJAJAJ

  • @JamesBond-lj6ms
    @JamesBond-lj6ms 4 роки тому +161

    “I still need to know what top me means”
    “It’s kinda sexual”
    “Ooooooh. Well thank you!”
    😂😂

  • @TA-os2ru
    @TA-os2ru 4 роки тому +400

    I solely clicked on this out of sheer disbelief.

    • @akank.sha7
      @akank.sha7 4 роки тому +10

      I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating and I just had to see it

  • @jasminemai9360
    @jasminemai9360 5 років тому +3113

    “I would let dr.phil top me. I don’t know what top means”
    Guy: it’s kind of sexual
    “Ohh. Well thank you”
    😂😂😂

  • @shumion
    @shumion 5 років тому +10412

    if y’all don’t get danny devito to read thirst tweets then what’s the point

  • @rebeccaharris947
    @rebeccaharris947 2 роки тому +13

    His “ohhhh thank you” WAS EVERYTHING 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tiana4595
    @tiana4595 4 роки тому +8327

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE BUT HE'S ACTUALLY READING THOSE LMFAOSKSMSNJCJFNFIGM

  • @konrad7833
    @konrad7833 5 років тому +3787

    Person:”i want to kiss you on the lips!”
    Dr Phil:“thank you Robert”

  • @michelmiyat
    @michelmiyat 5 років тому +6029

    *tweet:* "older men"
    *Dr. phil:* oof

  • @leedleleedleleeleedleleedl4982
    @leedleleedleleeleedleleedl4982 2 роки тому +9

    Hearing him read these made me cry man I can’t

  • @Deu_terio
    @Deu_terio 5 років тому +10981

    Is this the closest thing we'll ever get to dr. Phil hosting meme review?
    Edit: So, it wasn't!

    • @gushernandez25
      @gushernandez25 5 років тому +133

      Basically

    • @-lightswitch-2916
      @-lightswitch-2916 5 років тому +197

      Dario Leo Hey, we got Elon Musk. We can DEFINITELY get Dr. Phil.

    • @ahvcys
      @ahvcys 5 років тому +82

      How about Keanu Reeves

    • @crumbumm
      @crumbumm 5 років тому +15

      *m e m e c o u c h*

    • @aafloofy
      @aafloofy 5 років тому +3

      THIS COMMEMT 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rebbecasantonioe3017
    @rebbecasantonioe3017 4 роки тому +5623

    Me: **existing**
    Dr Phil: *You need help, you need serious, serious help*

  • @cypernexus8727
    @cypernexus8727 4 роки тому +4416

    “You know intelligence is sexy”
    Every scientist : Aww yeah.

    • @yanik8286
      @yanik8286 4 роки тому +26

      Since when, is every Scientist Intelligent? 😃

    • @nelimany415
      @nelimany415 4 роки тому +27

      True, I find scientists incredibly sexy.

    • @warmyleathiccavolo8109
      @warmyleathiccavolo8109 4 роки тому +1

      @@nelimany415 omfl😂

    • @coole7653
      @coole7653 4 роки тому +7

      Yanik how are they scientist if they’re not intelligent

    • @randyvines1497
      @randyvines1497 4 роки тому +3

      Brqqqp E there are a lot of people who can declare themselves as scientists who aren’t actually that intelligent.

  • @jordanalexofficial5358
    @jordanalexofficial5358 4 роки тому +169

    No one:
    Me watching this at 2am : 👁👄👁

  • @rachieleigh1234
    @rachieleigh1234 4 роки тому +7121

    “You need help, you need SERIOUS help” lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
    Omg 7.1K likes! Thank you so much! 🥹🥹🥹

  • @idontcaresir
    @idontcaresir 5 років тому +7914

    _"I would let Dr. Phil top me"_
    Dr. Phil: *??!!*
    Also Dr. Phil: Well, Thank you.

  • @riceabab
    @riceabab 5 років тому +1571

    "I think my type is older men"
    Dr.Phil: *OuCh*

  • @oop-8775
    @oop-8775 4 роки тому +69

    “When I get home I’m worthless” LITERALLY ALL OF GEN Z IN A NUTSHELL 💀

  • @TheeKhonshuOfficial
    @TheeKhonshuOfficial 4 роки тому +6928

    “It’s a little sexual”
    Dr Phil: “ooooh.........
    Well thank you”

  • @justme7625
    @justme7625 5 років тому +1417

    the most least person i ever thought of getting into this, yet so satisfying when he reads them lmao

  • @tominewman798
    @tominewman798 4 роки тому +9939

    The more you look at him the less he looks like Dr. Phil.

    • @HeroinChrist
      @HeroinChrist 4 роки тому +493

      Lily Newman I was just experiencing that.

    • @anything.4.seleeeenassss
      @anything.4.seleeeenassss 4 роки тому +387

      For real... I thought I was the only one seeing that 🤣

    • @clay89593
      @clay89593 4 роки тому +78

      Lmao I know exactly what you mean! I gotchu

    • @grayfox6930
      @grayfox6930 4 роки тому +46

      Why is this so true?

    • @sillylilguy3
      @sillylilguy3 4 роки тому +25

      Un Bothered he used shadow clone jutsu and sent one of his clones here for this video because he is busy using his other clone jutsu on his wife

  • @bouncedatass8211
    @bouncedatass8211 3 роки тому +10

    the fact that you even got him to do this is amazing

  • @ElmaThacaj
    @ElmaThacaj 5 років тому +3524

    Nobody:
    Doctor Phil: I’m like a lizard on a rock

  • @pennick4920
    @pennick4920 5 років тому +1371

    "Have you ever seen me with my shirt off?" -Dr Phil 2019

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 років тому +2087

    _Everyone wants a piece of that Dr. Phil's shiny head_

    • @ricardovazquez1772
      @ricardovazquez1772 5 років тому +19

      I'm not gay, but Dr. Phil is Dr. Phil

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 5 років тому

      My dad's head is shinier lolol

    • @diol9313
      @diol9313 5 років тому +1

      BEANS you want a piece of your dad’s shiny head?

  • @batatarek
    @batatarek 3 роки тому +29

    “When I get home I am worthless”
    Felt that on another level-

  • @veilentines
    @veilentines 5 років тому +6805

    He blocked me on Instagram a few years ago when I called him “daddy”

    • @May-eb7oz
      @May-eb7oz 5 років тому +206

      Same

    • @hewalcc8206
      @hewalcc8206 5 років тому +160

      Why though..

    • @lilhoepeep731
      @lilhoepeep731 5 років тому +712

      At least you were noticed by senpai

    • @okkismet
      @okkismet 5 років тому +43

      @@hewalcc8206 because

    • @maddieramsey5349
      @maddieramsey5349 5 років тому +89

      Lol maybe he had an affair and thought you were serious

  • @raniaabdulghani9390
    @raniaabdulghani9390 5 років тому +2664

    Dr Phil talking bad about himself honestly made me sad

    • @cremadefresita
      @cremadefresita 5 років тому +13

      Rania Abdulghani right!?! lmao

    • @jaeent6074
      @jaeent6074 5 років тому +70

      It’s called self-deprecating humor

    • @bend5963
      @bend5963 5 років тому +1

      The man has humility

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 5 років тому

      🤣

    • @Gobackto4chan
      @Gobackto4chan 4 роки тому

      Lmao he only avoids saying negative things about people who honestly need help. Everyone else is fair game.

  • @mathewcaltrider7812
    @mathewcaltrider7812 5 років тому +1042

    "You need help, you need SERIOUS help".

    • @user-iq2oq8ol6z
      @user-iq2oq8ol6z 5 років тому +15

      He’s not wrong tho lol whoever wrote that tweet is sick in the head

  • @frxckles9210
    @frxckles9210 3 роки тому +8

    "cos when you are old and bold you gotta have something your rocking." - Dr Phil

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 років тому +5213

    I never knew thirst tweets would exist for Dr. Phil 😂

  • @ghazalk5861
    @ghazalk5861 5 років тому +10323

    He's the LAST person i would have thought would be doing this
    Its 2 am i need to sleep why am i listening to Dr phil tell me he looks sexy shirtless

  • @kalin4048
    @kalin4048 5 років тому +6388

    Producer: it's very sexual
    Dr.Phil: oh...thank you

  • @skypotato6460
    @skypotato6460 4 роки тому +1381

    When Dr.Phill is 69 years old 😂😂
    Too immature ok I’ll leave :v