30 Pound Alien Baby | House M.D.
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- Опубліковано 21 бер 2022
- Clinic patient who is empowered by her figure is told that she is actually pregnant but further tests prove otherwise.
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From "Heavy" (Season 1, Episode 16): House and his team investigate an overweight ten-year-old girl (Jennifer Stone) who has a heart attack and her mother (Cynthia Ettinger) insists that House and his team look past her weight to find the diagnosis. Adding to his stress, Vogler demands House get rid of a member of his team.
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“You have little people inside you” is one of my favorite House quotes 😂😂
That line cracks me up still lol
My favorite is when a patient tried to circumcize himself. 😂
And, in the end, he was right.
My favorite of his regarding pregnancy was "You have a parasite..."🤣
@@xxdemonshitxx that would in essence mean that you are one too...
As a retired health professional I can assure you this is less weird than a lot of what happens in hospitals.
Can definitely agree
As a technician working retail for over fifteen years I can tell you this is less weird than what happens at most pharmacies!
To quote a certain M.D, "I've been a doctor for 20 years, you aren't gonna surprise me. What did you stick and and where?"
Storytime please Alf
I bet it's never a dull moment 😂
Actually you can still die from a benign tumor. If it puts too much weight on other organs around it it can cause damage to the organs.
House probably weighed the options and decided he was okay with this one crazy B potentially kicking the bucket
I have one strangling my intestines. I have to have it removed. This will be the fifth surgery for the same issue.
And I'm guessing 30 pounds would put it into the "heavy" threshold
@@merlinthewizard3221 depends on it's positioning. Seeing as it's causing her heartburn then I'd say it's already putting weight some of her organs like her intestines and stomach. That could cause a bowel obstruction. And if it's in a spot where it can put weight on the heart or diaphragm then that's a heart attack waiting to happen.
@Hunter lol not a doctor I've just had 2 tumors removed so I know alot about how damaging even a benign tumor can be. I had one form in my colon and I almost died cause it caused a blockage not only in my colon but it put weight on my kidneys and caused one to almost rupture.
I feel this conversation should have ended with: "I have six kids, I can't afford a $20,000 surgery."
It would more likely go something like, "I have no insurance. I can't afford a $50,000 surgery." (Of course, this fictional hospital is a Training Hospital, which is why you see them running 10,000 tests without blinking an eye. I don't think the patients in this show have to worry about payment. Or if they do, I think it's highly subsidized by the million/billionaire contributors and investors -- if I remember correctly.)
@@forgottenquill7063 but then…why would they train doctors that they can run thousands of tests when they wouldn’t be able to when they become residents elsewhere
@@forgottenquill7063 I think that hospital its a free clinic , but that would be weird cause not even in fictional USA there such thing as FREE.
She has six kids. If she's poor she's on Medicaid and the surgery costs nothing. If she's not poor she has good insurance and a good income.
True
If someone told me "we have to remove 30 pounds from you" i would jump on the table and scream lets go xd
Bruh same xD lol
lol my mom had a 18 lb tumor in her uterus (not a baby like a real tumor) and threw a mini party that she was getting insurance paid for liposuction.
No one would have guessed she even had one because she was still thin which was the real shocker.
Would you ask to keep the tumor as a souvenir?
My brother in Christ, you can do it yourself in months.💪🏻
@@nullclass0813 this is antimedicine comment right here. You can't pray the gay away. You also can't exercise a tumour away!
I’d like to think what made her change her mind was House’s little “please” at the end.
I sure too hope so🌝🌝🌝
The odds of house making her *~think~* he’ll tell the husband about the affairs and the paternity status of 2-3 of their kids
100%
The odds that he’d actually tell the husband
30% maybe? Depends on how low his Vicodin prescription is and how many (or few) F’s he has to give that week
It might also have been the kids, house maybe hates most people but he does have a soft spot for kids especially if he can use them to make the parents uncomfortable about something lol.
More like she didn’t want House to tell her secrets to her husband
it was most probably him telling her that there are "websites full of men looking for married woman with scars"
That husband deserves better, he's such a sweet man
Exactly
yes
Doesn't it seem kind of immoral for them to tell her a 30 pound tumour can't kill her? Even if it's growing slowly, if it keeps getting bigger it will kill her eventually. At that size it's already putting strain on her other organs. It's amazing her only symptom is heartburn and a little discomfort.
they really should have consulted real doctors when creating the dialogue. It makes it seem less real.
Yes but as it's not directly endangering her so there's no immediate chance it kill her immediately or there's no need to remove it quickly. The overweight (not including the tumor) is also likely candidate to ultimate kill her. So the question is what's more likely to kill her the overweight, bad diet or something else like an accident, jealous husband/lover or a STD). Even the operation is a candidate as it's not without risk and can kill her. So the risk of living with the tumor might be just as high as the surgery. But she did not give Wilson the chance to tell the whole story of what dangers the tumor entailed.
Many men develop prostate cancer but are not treated because it's not immediately effecting them, it developed so late in their live and the cancer develops so slowly, that's it's much more likely they die from old age then from the prostate cancer. So the risk of operating does not weigh up to the health, extra life year gains.
@@barthoving2053 Is she actually over weight aside from the tumor though. 30 pounds seem's like a fair bit of weight.
@@barthoving2053 I mean tbh, I would be hella concerned about a tumor that heavy sitting on her ovary, My mother literally had a fibroid the size of a grapefruit sitting on top of her uterus, basically caused her hemorrhage. They had to give her multiple transfusions and had a hysterectomy asap because it was literally causing her to bleed out. Maybe the position of it is key here, but I find it hard to believe that she did not experience any irregularities in her cycle with that big of a tumor sitting right over her organs.
They wanted to remove it so they were pretty concerned even dr house knew it needed to be removed, it he didn't think it was serious he would've blackmailed her into it.
Physician patient confidentiality protects me from annoying conversations.
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂
@@floa3355 I am going to give you an annoying conversation
You have quoted a line from the clip
I bet a lot of doctors agree with House there.
I think her problem is she is terrified of surgery and is acting defensive because she does not want to admit it to the doctors.
I thought it was about the price not the surgery itself.
Nah, just feminism at its best.
@@lemmykilmister545 shut up . Has nothing to do with feminism
@@gwenc.2310 later it showed that she was cheating on her husband, her husband was fine if she get scar from the surgery, but she was worried the other guys wont like her scar(she already had i 3 kids with other guys her husband didnt knew)
XD no she wanted to keep her weight for the men she was sleeping around with
Wouldn't a benign tumor that's continually growing eventually start crushing your organs?
Yes, 30 pounds would be putting pressure on her bladder most likely.
Yes they do not start growing and depending on where they are it can be fatal.
@@gregscrabshack2307 she said it's on her ovary, it could eventually cause her ovary to rupture and she could bleed out internally.
I would assume yes, like my heaviest baby was 9 lbs and my hips and pelvis felt like they were splitting apart, never mind the puking bc of the acid reflux and feeling like my lungs are being squished from under. It was really hard to breathe the last month bc my baby never dropped ☠️ sleeping was out of the question unless I fell asleep sitting up. Could not sleep any other way. Don’t know how it would be possible to carry around a 30 lb tumor.
Initially they'll get constipation and urinary incontinence by compressing the bowel and bladder and then worsen progressively.
Ovarian tumour in a premenopausal women larger than 7 mm needs to be surgically removed even if its benign due to the risk of malignant transformation and cyst accidents
THANK YOU I'm surprised they didn't mention it
this whole sentence is a horror story
I wonder if there's any way they could realistically cut and remove the tumor vaginally, eliminating scarring completely.
@@forgottenquill7063 lol, not possible.
@@forgottenquill7063 Theoretically sure, if whomever operating is the literal god, realistically no.
That poor man, absolutely adores and loves his wife, but he doesn't know some of his children aren't his
He's literally spending his Hard earned money on kids who are not even his!
Statistics say that between 30 to 50% of men are raising kids that are not theirs. That was a shock to me when I looked it up. But yeah, reality.
@@hammyshayaddy8330 i mean like to not even know and be lied to like that tho
Sad but not unusual
“Sad but not unusual“, yep, thank God for DNA tests!
"Like a Thesaurus?"
"What???"
That always makes me laugh.
Also acceptable responses: "huh?" and "pardon?"
had to google that word, never understood it due to language barrier and had to laugh out loud when i read what it means
I bought a new thesaurus the other day. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible.
@@jaytrox4599 It's the same word in Dutch, what is it in your language?
@@21N13 well guess i got outed for just not knowing the word.. its the same in german actually..
guess all those bad grades for languages in school were justified after all ^^
House was 1 of the only medical show's i ever enjoyed watching, probably his great personality and overwhelming kindness to his patient's...lol
Incredibly, he - or rather Hugh Laurie, who plays him - manages to be a giant arsehole while also having more empathy than I could ever muster in a million years.
Yes same here!! House is based on Sherlock Holmes (lol house/Holmes) and the same kinda “who dun it” investigation style. I think that’s why this show is so great bc of a timeless character. But Hugh Laurie by himself is chefs kiss
Have you ever listened to his music? He is incredible.
I always liked his kind of kindness - like a shovel to the head
😂
I'd have to figure there's more serious effects from a 30-lb tumor than just heartburn.
I've a 3.8cm one on right adrenal causing all sorts of havock lol surgery Monday morning. (Probably not the best idea watching all these lol ) but I can tell you, 30lb would cause more then heartburn. Lol
@@lisagoff2033 Adrenal gland tumor sounds like some kind of superpower origin lmao.
@@jimmydesouza4375 over the surgery and all now about 4 weeks and I felt I did about 7 rounds with superman 😂 battle scars to prove it lol
Yes. Especially if it applies too much pressure to the pelvic splanchnic ganglion. Ohhhhh boy, take a step back. this is about to get messy for everyone.
"I guess I must have just been brainwashed by the media. And all those years of medical training."
I love it! Lol.
“I’ve never gone swimming with you.” 😂😂😂😂
Nothing wrong with being curvy. Everything wrong with having a bad/overly defensive attitude 🤦🏻♂️
Being overweight has tons of negative health consequences and costs taxpayers many millions of dollars.
Obesity is literally the number 1 cause of death.
Curvy is one thing. Rampant obesity is another.
@@spencergsmith Being overweight is also unhealthy, obesity is the number one cause of death. These are two separate facts, but related to each other. Fact to the matter is, being overweight is a lack of self-discipline and burdens society with someones bad choices.
@@eternia15 I know? Why are you responding to me? I'm saying the same thing as you.
Lol yall fighting about agreeing
My mom had a huge tumor in her uterus, 13 pounds. Like this, it was benign but it gave her heartburn like crazy. She’s in the heavier side too so it was hard to really tell. She had surgery removing it and her uterus. Blood tests came back clean for cancer! My brother and I laugh though that it’s the biggest things shes every birthed since both he and I were premature
I was not premature still i was 6-6.5 pounds Could fit twin babies
I just love how he gets straight to the point. Seriously some people need this type of honesty
Sometimes it makes information tough to process if it’s not sugarcoated. Like you can’t just go “Your kid’s gonna die”
I think I get your point though
His behaviour is horrific for a medical professional, a doctor would be fired within seconds if they behaved like this IRL lmao. Also making assumptions of someone's condition based purely on how they look is a pretty terrible thing to do too.
@@laurab1105 I wish I can say this is the case in most place....but back when I am doing charity work oversea, there are some doctor that are absolute human waste who exploit their patient both physically and mentally, hospital knows about that, but there simply aren't available replacement and so these doctor gets to do whatever they want freely!
"Benign" does not mean harmless. It will still cause you to feel ill, or drain your energy, therefore considered an illness instead of a norm variation.
And if the tumor ruptures it can cause all kinds of infection risks.
It just won´t spread
That's why they were insistent for her to get the surgery. She said no even after they said it will resolve other issues, so they let go.
“You wear a bikini NOW?”
Idk why but this got me 😂
I actually loved her response more. Really stopped House in his tracks.
“Dr patient confidentiality protects me from annoying conversations”😂
This woman is an excellent actor! Look how her face changes from shock and frustration to anger. Brilliant job!
So we're ignoring the fact that she's been cheating on her husband?
In spite of House being House, it's none of his business. His being able to guarantee her health, and also "Win" the argument with her is all he wants.
House has been SUPER biased towards letting chicks get away with cheating...
This episode, the other one where the girl has the "virgin" birth. It's a little messed up how normalized it all is honestly.
@@dancinginfernal he does not care really about peoples lives and lies. only if it has a medical issue. and if he can win an argument.
I mean while she didn’t deny it that doesn’t necessarily mean she is. He was implying that one of their children couldn’t have blue eyes just because they both have brown, but that’s not true. There is a 7% chance that two people with brown eyes could have a blue eyed child.
@@michealayoung3469 She pretty much outright confirms she cheated though.
After being checked by the gynecologist he pulled me up, still sitting on his rolling stool leaned in and in nearly a whisper said, “There’s a baby in there.”
I ❤️ this
Not a tumor but my mother had a MASSIVE ovarian cyst removed last year (more than 26LB) it went from her hip all the way up to under her rib cage and was slowly killing her, we had no idea until she went to the ER vomiting and in pain!
The crazy part? My mum had a fall nearly 14 years before and has walked with a limp and had a bad hip for years after... Since her surgery? She walks perfectly fine with zero pain. That's how long that cyst may have been growing.
This is probably my favorite clinic duty clip! I love that he just springs Mrs. Hernandez on Wilson.
actually i belive as it was a tumor his consultancy as an Oncologist was necessary.
imo, the DIY box cutter circumcision is still the best.
Yeah. But he interacted with her. If he was a different doctor, he would have probably told Wilson about his interactions with her.
He is an oncologist. She has cancer.
"You wear a bikini now?? 😰" -House
"this is what a woman's supposed to look like" yeah if they have a 30 pound tumor
Actually, during the Victorian era, the maternal look was very much "in style". Women went out of their way to wear clothes that made their stomachs rounder and ate to the point where they were pleasantly plump. if you look at art of the late Renaissance period, you see many women with rounder faces, that maternal stomach and thicker thighs and arms. Skinny was NOT at all in fashion and you were only considered beautiful if you were able to mimic that healthy weight and glow of the "maternal spirit". Beauty has always had an ever-shifting definition.
@Forgotten Quill 'In Style' and 'Fashionable' have no bearing on what someone is 'supposed' to look like. They are aesthetic trends, social constructs if you will, that shift and change. What is 'trendy' one year can be so out of fashion it is mocked just one year later.
Beauty has nothing to do with what is healthy, White Lead should have taught you that!
i wonder how many scene we are missing before being able to compile the entire show from this UA-cam channel
Then watch the show so you can get the full length episode
@@NeverPutDown where can i watch it?
@@Deffonotchan peacock it’s free
@@SircooksAlott thx I will take a look
@@NeverPutDown oh I have watched the entirety of house multiple times I'm just putting forward a hypothesis
“You wear a bikini now??” 🤣 😂 🤣
bros fighting for his life to keep this tv show alive 😭
It’s a good show buds, it’s funny because House is an independent investigator too like myself & I got an internet phD from my investigations
No they're not. This is the official channel. So this is someone's job. If the network can make money on a done show, they will.
Such a good show
I had a 20lb fibroid in my body cavity, it was awful having people think I was pregnant and asking when it was due. I could hardly breathe and was so weak and tired all the time where it used so much of my blood supply. It was a 5 hour operation and 2 blood transfusions, and a long scar from chest downwards, better than having the fibroid though!
Jesus, glad you're okay
I had one of those also on my pelvis. The docs thought it could have easily been cancer. Turns out it was a harmless fibroid. But I got it out and have been fine and cancer free since.😃
Brown eyes are dominant and someone with brown eyes can carry the recessive blue eyes gene. In fact, the allele for blue eyes and the allele for green eyes are carried on the same recessive gene. If two people have brown eyes and both carry the recessive blue eyes gene they can have brown eyed children, blue eyed children, and green eyed children. It all depends on which genes get shared in the particular conception. House's argument is at best quite shaky. Even if she *has* been unfaithful, all her children could still have been fathered by her husband She obviously carries the recessive blue/green gene since she conceived children with blue and green eyes and her husband may as well.
Lol right? My bestie and her ex-husband have a daughter with blond hair and blue eyes. Neither have either but they both have grandparents that do and the girl very much looks like her father even with the blonde hair and blue eyes.
I never trust the phenotypes haha, both of my parents have green eyes, but two of their three kids have brown eyes (including me) and the other has blue 😂😂😂 (no infidelity involved we are all basically the spitting image of our dad and it would be difficult for my mom to fake a birth)
Additionally, my sister and I are the first in three generations to have brown eyes on both sides of the family. Everyone before has blue/green and one grandmother has hazel
I was always told that eye color is essentially a toss up, that it's one of those things not really controlled by the usual dominant/recessive formula. You could be born with ANY eye color regardless of who your parents are. In my family, it kind of supports the toss-up idea I'm talking about.
Mother: Two Green
Father: One Brown, One Blue
Sister: Two Blue
Me: Two Brown
I could be wrong. I've been lied to before.... Let me know if my information is incorrect.
@@forgottenquill7063 If i remember what saw a class a while back correctly it's more related to eye colour being effect by more than one gene leading to a broader spectrum of eye colours, blue is still a rarer eye colour in general though. So as oposed to bb giving blue if 3 of the 4 are blue it might be blue for example (not how it work but a posibilty from the partial image i can remember.
A Karen before we called them Karens. I'm a little surprised she didn't demand to speak to his manager.
You say that, but in an earlier episode, one of the more annoying mothers refusing or questioning her sons treatment was in fact called Karen.
(Side Note: Despite pointing this out, I don't agree with calling annoying women Karens because I'm sure there are lovely Karens out there.)
Not questioning white men in authority no matter how right they OFTEN are is so yesterday.
@@smurfyday First off, stop race baiting. He's an expert and a medical professional. House being white or an authority figure has nothing to do with it. Second, she quickly established that she's very stupid. She couldn't even come up with "heartburn", a very common and easily derivable term, for her symptom. She even had trouble coming up with words to describe them. Third, she's actively cheating on her hubby but denied being pregnant. I doubt all of her partners got snipped and agreed to use condoms. Fourth, she wanted to keep a 30 pound tumor because she was afraid she couldn't keep cheating if she had it removed.
House may have been wrong about her being pregnant, but getting knocked up is a lot more likely than a 30 pound tumor on her overy. Her reasoning was far from sound and rooted in delusion and denial.
Lol you think house would have gave her a manager,
Yeah she would have been speaking to somebody all right it would have been house or somebody else pretending to be a manager
@@jonathanevans3853 In the words of House "You're a moron". I said nothing of how House would react to a Karen.
I love how House gives a supposed to be kind and wholesome message in the rudest way possible 😂
Just a request, do post more bloopers / behind the scenes of all seasons. Missed the friendship and camaraderie for the first time, please do this for the new fans like me too ☺️❤️ even photoshoot and preview they used to shoot and all the behind the scenes fun. Please 🥺🙏
@02:23 😂🤣😂 "yeah, you got a problem with that?"
she is what delusion looks like.
love this show lol
House is at his prime in this episode 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine talking to my local doctor like her. Doctors are only concerned with their patients in movies/series not in reality
House is being his usual self and nice at the same time.
She was the chick on friends who when was interviewed for a nanny than asked, “do you guys do random drug testing? If so I’m gonna need a three days notice.”
I wish they would start a house series again! I miss House!
Actually two brown eyed people can have blue eyed children. If each parent has a recessive gene, the blue. While my dad had blue eyes, my mom had brown. They had five blue eyed children and two brown. Why? Because my mom’s brown eyes had that recessive blue hidden there, a gift from her Scottish, blue eyed dad. Even if my dad had, had brown eyes there might have been a recessive blue hidden that would make its’ appearance time to time when it hooked up with my mom’s blue gene. My mom’s one dominant brown gene was always going to rule over my dad’s recessive blue gene and make a brown eyed child. Just in her case, she passed on the recessive blue five out of seven times. High school biology.
Yes it's fairly common knowledge that blue eyes are recessive, odd that they got it totally the wrong way around and none of the consultants noticed.
Blue, yes. Blue AND green? Not possible.
@@nityaprabhandam5239 It is possible. Eye color genetics are more complicated then what they teach in high school.
@@JaneAxon123
Wouldn't be the first time House has made a bold claim based on flimsy evidence. A guess, if you will. They do a lot of guessing on this show. Lotta times it's wrong. They just wrote it so he happened to be right in this case. Had to come up with something to push this little plot forward without a lot of work. Slap on some barely visible pictures of children and say their eyes don't match. Ta-da, easy out. My in-universe explanation is pretty much just that as well-- House takes a long shot based on the miniscule evidence he has, and lucky him, it's right on target. No extra work.
Maybe one or two children wld hv recessive gene. Most.
The heartburn. Gotta make sure its not spreading 😂😂
I don't think benign tumors are 100% harmless
Oh they aren't. Not by a long shot. One that large is going to be compressing other organs, interfering with their function. It also runs the risk of crimping blood vessels and causing a bowel obstruction by pressing the intestines closed. There's a lot of ways for a benign tumor to cause you serious health concerns if it's placed properly and\or big enough.
Some are if they stop growing and are not in an critical area. But of this size? Even the removal is dangerous because there is much blood in the tumor. In small pets tumors are removed early. If they are to big, most veterinarians won´t do surgery because it is a complicated thing to do.
Like a thesaurus? Geez man that was savage
LOL I feel like this is one of the few times House is genuinely saying please x'D
i like the camera work in this series. And Wilson.
This episode so disturbing on many levels. To cut to the chase: benign tumors can & do turn cancerous.
And two people with brown eyes can have blue eyed kids.
Two people with blue eyes can't have a brown eyed kid though.
@@d.h.5697 I knew a girl with brown eyes who found that out the hard way during my biology class.. 😬
“You can wear a bikini now?” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 he is such a savage
So many episodes I haven't seen but I love these clips
“You wear a bikini now?”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its a good question I mean Jesus, Imagine stumbling across that in a bikini whilst strolling across the beach, I'd try & harpoon it or at least roll her out to sea
Ive been watching these nonstop for the last week and just clocked he’s still posting now lmao
I remember watching the 1st part of this clip on this channel a long time ago, but I didn't remember the ending.
House's lil "please" at the end was adorable
Unfortunately, some benign tumors can kill you by putting pressure on other organs and diverting blood supplies...and removal of large ones can shock the body. My mamaw had a tumor in the abdominal cavity the size of a watermelon. Totally benign. Caused all kinds of other issues. She died right after surgery because her body couldn't handle the removal. So if you end up with a benign tumor and removal is an option, do it before it gets bigger and starts causing dangerous problems and complications.
"her body couldn't handle the removal" is an exceedingly unlikely cause of death (actually, i'm not even sure what that means). possibly you were offered that explanation as a means to simplify a difficult-to-explain and/or complicated medical circumstance. surgical error and cover-up strikes me as a more likely account. in any event, "body couldn't handle the removal" is medical nonsense.
Bro you’re keeping the legacy alive
Im dead!! You wear a bikini now? 🤣🤣
Gutted like a fish lmaoo
Compassionate blackmail.
I feel sorry for her husband
So if mommy gets heart burn one of them might catch on fire😂😂😂
You have little people inside you
He caught that at a glance too, nice touch.
I love when people think they’re smarter than a trained professional.
She’s so dramatic I had a 10 pound ovarian cyst and I have the tiniest scar on my stomach it’s like less than 2
inches
Her feminist speech in 0:38 - 0:48 was instantly shattered by her hypocrisy
Feminist or antifattist? House was being fattist not just aiming for health
I love how every once in while they remind you they're in New Jersey.
Alien make you “heart on fire”
House said please 😄
Ikr
just for a second looking at the thumbnail and title i thought it would be a real baby that was 30 pounds, im high
I love Dr house. Sometimes bluntness is the best thing
Actually 2 people with brown eyes can still have a blue eyed baby. Each partner would have to be Bb for it to happen but definitely viable. Only if 1 partner was a BB then it's impossible. You're welcome lol.
Yes but one kid had green eyes and another blue. That would be near impossible
@@Mir0skies Not at all. The small b is the recessive gene and simply a color hue that can produce green eyes. Percentages would dictate that 4-5 of the 6 would have brown eyes...but to deduce that 2 brown eyed parents can't have blue or green eyes is wrong. Btw, hazel is just a different hue of brown as well.
@@jamesw5353 didn’t someone find out punance squares aren’t actually how eyes work and it’s a lot more complicated
@@jamesw5353 they said near impossible, not completely impossible. the odds of that happening is practically astronomical. if that happened in real life, Id tell them to play the lottery, they have the luck of the gods.
@@Shiirow Not near impossible at all. 2 brown eyed parents with the small b recessive gene has a 6.25% of having a baby with blue eyes and 18.75% chance of green. Sorry, that's nowhere near being astronomical!
"My husband can't get enough of me!"
... Maybe if you saved a little for him? 💀💀💀
Best quote from this episode:
"Your plight has moved me!"
Runners up:
"Sometimes he doesn't show up for weeks"
"Even if I was Doctor House..."
Wait did he say "Sorry"
wow. even if he did not mean it. he still knows the words.
WILSONS EYES AT 3:02 😭😭
I'd definitely say a 30 pound tumor is dangerous no matter if it's cancer or not. If its that big it's not going to just stop growing. And think of the pressure it's putting on her organs. That's got to be hindering her breathing and squashing everything inside.
Benign tumours can kill you. I had a benign tumour on the side of my face and could have killed me. The surgery was 8 and a half hors long lmao
House just blackmailed a patient 😂😂😂
I absolutely love the comment sections under the house md clips. We all act like it’s real n it’s great
I expected House to tell the husband about his wife’s infidelity regardless of her cooperation. He did that once.
House quotes are amazing. He should meet Ed Bundy
It was the ‘please’ that did it
“I’ll have a scar so I can’t wear a bikini!”
Scars are badass wtf is this woman talking about ?
Do people fantasize about being this rude and that's the appeal of characters like this?
no, they fantasize about hating people.
Yes. Yep. And just breaking the rules and being surprising
@@sharonh4944 weird
I *am* this snarky. Just not all the time. And I only turn it on full force on people that are both ignorant *and* think they are very good at what they do. I tend to deflate arrogant assholes quite effectively.
I love House because he tries to get people to *think*. Tough love, in his case.
No one could continue being employed if they acted like this. It’s a TV DRAMA. Ever heard of willing suspension of disbelief?
Hundreds of articles have been written about the appeal of this show. The outrageous character, the witty writing, the great acting, etc.
Perhaps for those of us who suffer the abuse of the public and can’t unleash our own thoughts, it’s just fun to watch someone who does and think, if only I ….
most humans do not even realize that they are being selfish and cruel. they treat having kids as a form of insurance for their future selves, assuming kids grow up to care for the parents. this is probably the most blatant form of the selfishness of human procreation.
having kids is to continue the species, of course it's selfish and essential.
Couldn't agree more. In the past, and even NOW, couples not only considered kids their future nurses, but also forced them to learn and work the family business at a young age and raise the younger kids that came after. They were free labor, free babysitters and were expected to carry the family name into the future. Seems they did it out of necessity rather than desire. I never wanted kids, so when I found out my uterus was a sack of fibroid tumors covered in scarring from the endometriosis, it was an easy choice to have them rip it out and burn it. I figure if I ever have a real desire to have a child, there are plenty of kids who need adopting. Besides, the last thing this planet needs is more people.
If you cannot even care for the parents that gave birth to you and raised you then you are not hu*an. If your mother was selfish and cruel she would have abo*ted you instead of bringing you into this world so u can write comments like this.
@@btsarmyforever3816 by the way, that self-interest that pushed them to reproduce last until the end and becomes stronger the older they get. the desire of having a personal care giver is just one of the many incredibly selfish and insensitive reasons they have to bring another person to this place and they never, not for one second, think about or consider that other person they are bringing here just to fulfill their own selfish wishes.
I kinda of don’t like where she says “this is what a woman looks like” woman can look like anything and being skinny or fit is what a woman can look like too.
At the end House said, "please".
This show is bananas and full of misconceptions. Benign tumors can kill someone. The difference between benign and malignant is the manner of growth and whether it can metastasize to other tissue. Benign tumors can compress other structures like arteries, the brain, and GI tract causing fatal complications like bleeds, brain herniations, seizures, or GI obstructions.
This show was full of so much nonsense. It would have been utter garbage if it wasn't for Hugh Laurie.
it can kill as a side effect of size and position. the key difference is a malignant tumor is actively trying to kill you. one can have a benign tumor until they die of old age and only an autopsy would find it. the largest benign ovarian tumor was 303 pounds or so.
@@toomanyaccounts Neither is "trying" to do anything. They don't have intent.
Prostate cancer and thyroid cancer are malignant but many people die from old age before they die from the cancer. My point is that the designation of "malignant" and "benign" has to do with histologic characteristics and the ability to metastasize.
Malignant tumors have a much higher tendency to kill but that's not what the medical definition is. This show has medical advisers but I assume they ignore them when it's not convenient.
@@therach7841 prostate cancer is one of the most lethal cancers out there. not every person gets it. only 30% of men over 50% get it in their life. Thyroid cancer is 1 to 2%.
guess what you are doing a false equivalency. a giant benign tumor should be removed if it is pressing down on organs and impairing their function
That’s why it’s a show…it’s not REAL you’re taking it too seriously 😂😂😂 relax
“There’s nothing wrong with curvy, but I don’t know why you’re saying that because *you’re* fat, not curvy.”
-Alternate Timeline House
I had a cyst that was attached to my right fallopian tube, and it was twisting it. It was almost the size of a newborn's head, so I have a c-section scar, but no baby to show for it. Recovery was brutal! I had no idea how completely rubbish the painkillers are in the USA; they're muscle relaxants, not pain killers.
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being, giving birth to a 9 lb 14 oz baby, without an epidural, the cyst before removal was an 8-9. If it wasn't removed, it would just keep growing.
I've had two smaller ones removed since then, and I've go another one growing, but it's only 1 inc, so they don't want to remove it yet... 😭
If you are that "loud and proud" all that yelling is to convince yourself, not the people you are yelling at.
Too familiar. I had a 10lb tumor removed from my uterus last year and everyone swore I looked 9 months pregnant. Edit. I did
He is extremely right about men, women should never compromise on how they want to look or be like do it for yourself than for anyone else
Lol, "nope, I never went swimming with you. "
Actress did a great job