@@RedNWhite2 imagine being up there fighting Darth Vader and you hear him say "Leia is your sister" instead of hearing "no, I'm your father" I would have just let go and just fall to my death. You did watch Star Wars right? 🧐
LMAO! Consider in modern society, Women chase after the same top 10% of men & get pregnant from these same men. The very likelihood of two children from different mother's being siblings is a strong possibility.
At least the stereotypical birth defects that are associated with incest children only start appearing at the second generation and beyond. So Luke and Leia's kid will be fine, most likely.
When I read this spoiler initially, I thought the punchline would be that this is about Luke getting a paternity test but Leia slept with Han and it's a relief moment lmao
This reminded me of a fanfic I read years ago. The empire somehow found out that Luke and Lea are siblings, and got the cam footage from when Lea kissed Luke to make Han jealous. The imperial officers are like "huh, those rebels are worse then I thought" but Vader is like "oh no, oh no. I need to stop it, NOW" he tries to contact Luke unsuccessfully, sends a pretty stupid spy to get in between their "relationship", and this dude witnesses a bunch of misunderstandings(that from outside perspective can be seen as romance, but actually isn't) and reports them to Vader, who freaks out even more and busts Han Solo out, so he can get in the way between his wayward kids. Eventually the team gets tired of the new weird guy who's constantly meddling and decide to mess with him in a hilarious way. Lea catches a stomach bug, and the dumb spy reports that she's preggo. When Luke goes to see dad on Endor they have a very interesting conversation. I think I'm gonna re-read that, it was absolutely hilarious. Edit; btw it's "Sibling Revelry" by frodogenic. give it a read if you're bored. Edit 2: UA-cam doesn't allow links to other sites, so if you're interested, you'll have to find it on your own. Put the name of the story and the author into a search bar(Google or any other). The story will be on website called Fanfiction.
@@maxdanzl-lage8498 I don't think UA-cam allows links to other sites, but if you put the name of the story and author into Google search bar one of the results would be it. It would be on site "fanfiction", not on AO3. Hope you enjoy:)
@@ZaldaFan_24 Because allegedly, thanks to original sin, all humans are undeserving of mercy. Justice would be sending us straight to hell. By impregnating an underage girl with his son which is also himself, and then letting the Roman Empire kill him, he created a loophole in his own justice system allowing humans to escape punishment for any crime by asking the deceased aspect of himself who died on the cross for forgiveness.
@@ZaldaFan_24 Because before Jesus, people were being sent to hell left and right, but then Yahweh had a son and had him brutally tortured and executed so that humanity could be saved no matter what they did as long as they believe in Jesus, so sayeth the bible.
“Because there isn’t a therapist in the galactic empire that could fix you if I did!” So true, when this actually happened to an unfortunate couple who found out they were half siblings because their parents were adulterers they ended up killing themselves.
@@swiftsetrider4543 I’m sorry, didn’t realize this actually happened, didn’t mean to be too lighthearted about it. That being said, they *could’ve* just parted company. It’s like let’s say someone fed you human meat 🍖 and you didn’t know you just committed cannibalism. I’d probably throw up but doubt I’d have the energy to kill myself.
Well it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away so Alabama could have been a planet that was eventually destroyed forcing the cousin lovers to relocate to earth.
Doctor: You are not the father... Darth Vader and Luke: *Celebrating* Doctor: Of the Leia from the second planet. Darth Vader and Luke: *Stunned silence* Doctor: Kidding.
Leia: *Runs and hugs Luke* Han (disappointed): "Okay, I get it..." Leia: "Han, Luke is my brother" Han: _happy disbelief_ Leia: "...and I'm a princess. Royal family customs are insistent."
Still quite possible given that Republic alone has a million bloody habitable worlds(I'm pretty sure that what "inspired" GW to say that Imperium also has a million worlds... meanwhile the date of the events was "inspired" by Dune which happens something like 36k years in the future). So yeah, unlikely combination and million planets is miniscule on galactic level, but it's not that surprising. Especially since royals literally don't have naming variety and use numbered codes to differentiate themselves. "King Louis of France." Which one?!
@@TheArklyte First you need a princess of a planet, that already drastically reduces the chances. Then you need the ones named Leia. And from those you need the ones born the same day. And from them you need the ones that look the exact same
I once read a hilarious fanfiction called “sibling revelry” that had a premise like this. Vader learns Leia is his daughter between V and VI and then imperial intelligence finds a security tape on Hoth of the kiss. Hilarity ensues.
There are actually several real life examples of this kind of thing happening. There's even a theory that people are more likely to be attracted to those with similar genetics but it's countered by being raised together. Anyways, even if Luke is marrying the other Princess Leia, it's going to be awkward calling your sister's name in the throes of passion.
luke never resented that one got to be a princess and he got to be a moisture farmer in the desert? though i guess she did lose all her stuff in the end so he probably couldn't say anything snarky to her
Luke: "Wait. That means that Leia, my totally platonic friend Leia, is my sister! And that means-!" Vader: "That I've gotta go menace that smuggler. See ya later, son."
What’s really interesting is that even in a galaxy far far away dealing with characters that technically aren’t even human we still place all our morals onto their culture.
The only thing worse than "I am your father" is "Leia is your TWIN sister"
honestly I would have just let go at that point and taken my chances with the fall
@@GameShiftMaster??????
@@RedNWhite2 imagine being up there fighting Darth Vader and you hear him say "Leia is your sister" instead of hearing "no, I'm your father" I would have just let go and just fall to my death. You did watch Star Wars right? 🧐
@@GameShiftMasterwhat about instead of both of those you hear Vader say "I'm your and Leia's father"?
@@GameShiftMasteroh my god im so stupid
“When you don’t know your father, anyone can be your sister.”
-Luke Skywalker
This comment is gold
To be fair you can know your father and anyone can be your sister as well.
@@horushyperion76 touché ;)
When your father is the 13th of a baker's dozen who was put up for adoption, anyone can be your cousin.
LMAO! Consider in modern society, Women chase after the same top 10% of men & get pregnant from these same men. The very likelihood of two children from different mother's being siblings is a strong possibility.
"I didn't know abortions could talk"
This line nearly turned me into one myself
I laughed at this line too 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean it's never too late
I thought he killed me with that one
😂😂😂 hahaha ahhhhh I think that would even make bowser laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Taking a sip of my drink right when Vader said, *"maybe in fucking Alabama"* was such a stupid mistake.
google incest rate by state @@tvguy61
@@tvguy61 It is just a joke stereotype that incest is common in Alabama, take it as a joke only.
@@NinjaMJM yeah, only 50% of people from Alabama are married to their sisters.
@@klafbangIT'S NOT FAIR IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!
Actually, taking a drink during any of Zach's videos is a mistake. 🤣
Grounding is the most cruel punishment for a Skywalker
Good one
With sand.
Get out
Never could get the high ground... 😞
@@seraphwithatank6535even better lol
He literally went from "you're never allowed to see her again" to "this is fine actually"
He secretly really wants those grandkids...
i mean shit, the coming kid kinda changes the conversation
At least the stereotypical birth defects that are associated with incest children only start appearing at the second generation and beyond.
So Luke and Leia's kid will be fine, most likely.
"I was having her take care of my nephew, who's like a son to me..." Holy ****, I'm dead. 💀
Same thing I said😂😂
and then she’ll be like “oH mY gAwD iM sOoOo SoRrY lIkE i ShOuLdNt MaKe AsSuMpTiOnS lIkE tHaT” 😂
"You are NOT the father"
Vader and Luke: YES!!
Obi-Wan: Fuck...
As soon as the doctor showed up, I knew exactly what he was going to say.
"You are NOT the father" incredible stuff
When I read this spoiler initially, I thought the punchline would be that this is about Luke getting a paternity test but Leia slept with Han and it's a relief moment lmao
Luke: "Wait. This means that my best friend... has been fucking my sister!"
Vader: "Get in the ship, boy! We've got a smuggler to menace!"
Plot twist, they still are twins, but it's obi wans children
This reminded me of a fanfic I read years ago. The empire somehow found out that Luke and Lea are siblings, and got the cam footage from when Lea kissed Luke to make Han jealous.
The imperial officers are like "huh, those rebels are worse then I thought" but Vader is like "oh no, oh no. I need to stop it, NOW" he tries to contact Luke unsuccessfully, sends a pretty stupid spy to get in between their "relationship", and this dude witnesses a bunch of misunderstandings(that from outside perspective can be seen as romance, but actually isn't) and reports them to Vader, who freaks out even more and busts Han Solo out, so he can get in the way between his wayward kids. Eventually the team gets tired of the new weird guy who's constantly meddling and decide to mess with him in a hilarious way. Lea catches a stomach bug, and the dumb spy reports that she's preggo. When Luke goes to see dad on Endor they have a very interesting conversation.
I think I'm gonna re-read that, it was absolutely hilarious.
Edit; btw it's "Sibling Revelry" by frodogenic. give it a read if you're bored.
Edit 2: UA-cam doesn't allow links to other sites, so if you're interested, you'll have to find it on your own.
Put the name of the story and the author into a search bar(Google or any other). The story will be on website called Fanfiction.
I read that and I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard from a fanfic before. It was so good
Reading it rn ngl, funny as fuck
Well I have something to read this weekend now.
Can someone send the link please, this sounds bonkers
@@maxdanzl-lage8498 I don't think UA-cam allows links to other sites, but if you put the name of the story and author into Google search bar one of the results would be it. It would be on site "fanfiction", not on AO3. Hope you enjoy:)
"How many more?"
"Two"
"Ok am ready"
Bro mastered humor
"How do you know?"
"I like to find loopholes in the bible" i died laughing to this. Not only is it a callback but i do the same thing lmao
The whole Jesus thing was a loophole in divine justice after all, if you think about it
I laughed so hard when he said that
@@OuterRimPrideHow so?
@@ZaldaFan_24 Because allegedly, thanks to original sin, all humans are undeserving of mercy. Justice would be sending us straight to hell. By impregnating an underage girl with his son which is also himself, and then letting the Roman Empire kill him, he created a loophole in his own justice system allowing humans to escape punishment for any crime by asking the deceased aspect of himself who died on the cross for forgiveness.
@@ZaldaFan_24 Because before Jesus, people were being sent to hell left and right, but then Yahweh had a son and had him brutally tortured and executed so that humanity could be saved no matter what they did as long as they believe in Jesus, so sayeth the bible.
I mean, i can't deny all the benefits he described about being in a relationship with a sibling.
HMMMMM
Calm down Alabama
I swear are you a bot. You’re fucking everywhere
Kinfucky lol
Hol' up...
I was convinced the twist was going to be Luke saying "Oh I know".
Same
"If i tell you, there isnt a therapist in the galactic empire that can fix you"😂😂😂
Thumbs up #100
Sometimes you can just tell that he came up with the jokes before the framing device as an excuse to use them lmao
Right? Zach just wanted an excuse to throw out his best incest jokes. And I approve.
“Because there isn’t a therapist in the galactic empire that could fix you if I did!” So true, when this actually happened to an unfortunate couple who found out they were half siblings because their parents were adulterers they ended up killing themselves.
That seems excessive.
@@Dana-712FifthAve
So sad, it wasn’t their fault at all. I wish a therapist could have helped them.
@@swiftsetrider4543 I’m sorry, didn’t realize this actually happened, didn’t mean to be too lighthearted about it. That being said, they *could’ve* just parted company. It’s like let’s say someone fed you human meat 🍖 and you didn’t know you just committed cannibalism. I’d probably throw up but doubt I’d have the energy to kill myself.
Woohh
Wanted to like this comment but it was already at 69
"sibling rivalry" is insane 💀
The only rivalry siblings should have is trying to finish the other first
@@Psilomuscimol calm down there alabama
I love how Vader tries to play it all off as a joke😂
I love how Darth Vader knows where Alabama is.
*will be in a long long time
Well it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away so Alabama could have been a planet that was eventually destroyed forcing the cousin lovers to relocate to earth.
Lots of planets have an Alabama.
LMFAO "I didn't know abortions could talk" 😂 funny AF
Lol bro's budget has gone really up, instead of a paper with Darth Vader, he actually bought a helmet
A helmet where he can eat crackers, no less. 😆
A helmet where he can eat crackers, no less. 😆
Production. Value!! 📈📈📈
And filmed in outer space
Half a helmet tbf
"How many more?"
"Two."
"OK, I'm ready."
What a great Father-Son dynamic.
Darth Vader: "Leia is your twin sister."
Luke Skywalker: 👁👄👁
Luke's whole world shattered before his very eyes when Vader told him that
“how am I supposed to teach the kid to use the force when he's got webbed F*cking fingers” - Vader, Darth
Excusing domestic violence as a sibling dispute, is a crazy action that I'm 100% sure is an Alabama custom
"I'm from Alderaan. It's kinda the Mississippi of the galaxy." - Princess -Lois- Leia.
“Alderaan, Alabama…. Not too different.”
Doctor: You are not the father...
Darth Vader and Luke: *Celebrating*
Doctor: Of the Leia from the second planet.
Darth Vader and Luke: *Stunned silence*
Doctor: Kidding.
Leia: *Runs and hugs Luke*
Han (disappointed): "Okay, I get it..."
Leia: "Han, Luke is my brother"
Han: _happy disbelief_
Leia: "...and I'm a princess. Royal family customs are insistent."
"Her name is princess Leia"
"Nearly Dies"
"...of Luke or Leia. You should have let me finish. You're not their father but they're still siblings."
Considering Anakin's "father" was midichlorans, the whole family tree would be a bit bizarre, even without the Luke/Leia thing.
Anakin's Father is the Force, midichlorians are inside all living things as what connects people to the Force
How tf do you get the force to jizz into you
@@kevinzhang6623 Random invisible particles somehow f*ck anakin’s mom.
Kevinzh technicaly both are corect anakin was created by mediclorians being meddled with by darth plagius
seriously? I thought his mom was just saying his dad wasn't in his life...not that she literally pulled a jesus's mom O.O
Luke: "Dad, we're expecting a baby, it's a good thing." Darth Vader: "MAYBE IN F*CKING ALABAMA!"
Ah yes, the Coffin of Luke and Leilei
I was looking for this
BRO 💀💀💀
Hah!
Omg 😂
"You are NOT the father..."
"Yeaaaahhh!!!"
"...of either of them"
*"Wat"*
...and they are twins.
Darth vader slowly eating almonds absolutely made me burst out loud! Great vid
🎶 Sweeeeet home Aldorana🎶
"How do you know?"
"I like to find loopholes in the Bible."
That's the best quote in this video!
This is funny because it's illogical, since Luke knew Leia was his sister before Vader even knew he had more than one child.
Well, I mean Luke and Vader also weren't all "buddy buddy" with each other like they are in this video, so there's that.
It's funny because it's a skit. If the main joke to you is that it breaks Star Wars canon, you might be a very boring person to hang out with.
@@Marvelfanatic3658
That too, but I'm assuming it's an alternative timeline where they beat Palpatine without Vader dying.
@@trillionbones89
No I meant it added to the humor, but whatever.
Why do you think Luke ended up a hermit drinking green milk?
😂The beat part is i can actually see and hear Clone Wars Anakin absolutely taking the piss out of Luke in this scenario
Reminds me of a meme where Vader and Luke are on the elevator in their way to the Emperor, and Vader asks, "So... have you kissed a girl yet?"
I mean, didn't Darth Vader only ever find out that they are siblings from Luke anyway? Would make that even more weird when he finds out like this.
Well it’s a skit
Imagine having 2 women with the same name in the entire universe. That's just crazy coincidence.
with the same title and born the same day
@@Vexy93 and it's a galaxy not a universe
Who look the same in pictures
Still quite possible given that Republic alone has a million bloody habitable worlds(I'm pretty sure that what "inspired" GW to say that Imperium also has a million worlds... meanwhile the date of the events was "inspired" by Dune which happens something like 36k years in the future). So yeah, unlikely combination and million planets is miniscule on galactic level, but it's not that surprising. Especially since royals literally don't have naming variety and use numbered codes to differentiate themselves.
"King Louis of France." Which one?!
@@TheArklyte First you need a princess of a planet, that already drastically reduces the chances. Then you need the ones named Leia. And from those you need the ones born the same day. And from them you need the ones that look the exact same
“Almond?”
“What the fuck did you just say?!”
“Almond?”
I have tears 😭
at first I thought Luke was gonna respond with "Oh yeah, I know she's my sister."
He keeps making such banger videos man, he makes it look so easy (watched this instead of prepping for my chem exam 3 days later ._.)
you still have time, good luck!
Eh. That's an easy exam.
@@christsdisciple3105 wasn't lmao
This is only a few minutes. What, did you leave it on repeat?
1:20 “I don’t know abortion could talk” 😂😂😂😂😂😂I laughed so hard 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
4:27 “ I like to find the loophole in the bible” 😂😂😂😂 I am dead
lmaoo
zach never misses
When your family tree becomes more of a family stick.
The fact that "luke" just broke for 15 seconds straight was hilarious
I like how this implies that Alabama and the Bible are a thing SW univers
Literally scrolled the comments looking for this, was curious if anyone else noticed it, lol
Pretty clever insertion 😂
I mean, Earth does exist in the star wars galaxy. At least in legends it did, it was called Urthha if I remember well.
Mr. Star never fails to get a smile out of me
"How many more you got?"
"Just two more..."
Let’s gooooo we get a Zach star wars series
Plzzzzz
Legend says Luke was so famous during the medieval times he inspired the Hasburgs
Incestrual trauma
You know we almost had a very different catch phrase from this movie regarding the characters blood ties.
And he should’ve absolutely said, “ but Luke is” at the end
2:16 I liked the literal switch being flipped after the revelation
my man getting his money's worth from the Darth Vader mask
"This is where the fun begins!" - Vader
The almonds got me. That is brilliant!
04:02
i did literally just spit out my coffee 💀😂
"I didn't know a***tions could talk" that line nearly made me spit out my coffee
This man Never misses
I once read a hilarious fanfiction called “sibling revelry” that had a premise like this. Vader learns Leia is his daughter between V and VI and then imperial intelligence finds a security tape on Hoth of the kiss. Hilarity ensues.
Space Maury: You are NOT the father.
Vader: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Space Maury: Obi-Wan is.
Vader: Wait... what?
What a coincidence, I'm in the middle of completing star wars series, your videos are at the perfect timing btw that is hilarious 😂
Darth Vader puking in his mask is funny.
4:51 Next Star Wars movie title: *But There's Still Hope*
What's the probability of two twins to be separated at birth, dumped in two different PLANETS and somehow meet and fall for each other...
Happens all the time.
It was the will of the force 😂
I never knew there were so many incest jokes
The multiple amount of coughing😂😂
Yes
Imagine Vader finds out he isn't a father at all in the end
There are actually several real life examples of this kind of thing happening. There's even a theory that people are more likely to be attracted to those with similar genetics but it's countered by being raised together.
Anyways, even if Luke is marrying the other Princess Leia, it's going to be awkward calling your sister's name in the throes of passion.
Unless she's into that fetish 🤷♂️
having a bad day and coming to a zach star upload is one of the only things that can cheer a man up
“I think he needs a father in his life”
“I think he needs two biological grandfathers”
Charley at the end: OOOoooooohhh, yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about!
So that's why he needed that respirator, he almost died of suffocation when he heard.
alabama actually has the strictest incest laws and in arkansa its compleatly legal
Poor Alabama, mocked for a falsehood.
This is a "you are not the father" where every one ends happy.
"Obi Wan why didn't you tell my kids they were related?! WHY?!"
luke never resented that one got to be a princess and he got to be a moisture farmer in the desert? though i guess she did lose all her stuff in the end so he probably couldn't say anything snarky to her
Now do Oedipus finding out who his mom is.
2:09 Luke was just stuck there processing what he just heard
Luke: "Wait. That means that Leia, my totally platonic friend Leia, is my sister! And that means-!"
Vader: "That I've gotta go menace that smuggler. See ya later, son."
What’s really interesting is that even in a galaxy far far away dealing with characters that technically aren’t even human we still place all our morals onto their culture.
I love the bit but I'm pretty sure Vader didn't know Lei was related to Luke until their final duel. 😂😂😂. Still love the bit.
When the pregnancy came in I did not expect that, thank God this Leia is a different Leia
I like how this was uploaded randomly at night but because im in Singapore its perfect timing
-"Leia is your twin sister."
-"Even better!"
This video is one of the most awesome productions ever. I would watch a documentary explaining everything behind the making of this.
If your sister is hot enough, judgment is lost from us
Is that from Corinthians?
"But they need two grandfathers." Vader how many did you have?
I like how he says congratulations after coughing like general Grevious
This should be Canon 😂
2:30 made me almost cry laughing
The pause of Luke just sitting there processing the information before understanding _exactly_ what was said.
They never dated. And Leia was the instigator of the kiss.