Oliver Welke once said "If you turn off the sound it should look like the news. If you turn the sound back on and still think its the news you need help".
@Who Is Mert? Heute-Show is a Weekly Show which is on ZDF every Friday evening at 22:30. It takes apart news, in its Satirical way, which happened during the Week. I think at the moment it is Summer break, but the Show will be back soon. Edit: i just realised, that i did not mention that "Heute-Show" means "Today-Show".
As a German I am amazed and flattered that you like our humor that much! English humor is extremely good as well, if I may says so. 😃 As a European I am sad to see you guys suffering the consequences and us in the EU weakened. Someone on YT commented some weeks back: "Great Britain is the only country in human history, that imposed trade sanctions on itself." Unbelievable this farce really happened, isn't it?!?
The day after the referendum the most googled question in Britain was 'What is the European Union?' Btw: It's 'as a European...', since you have this invisible J you don't use 'an' but normal 'a'.
With all the F8scists that are positioning themselves for a place in the European Parliament next year, German or otherwise, then should the only advantage of Brexit be to put 'clear blue water' between the UK and those N8azis, then it would all be worth it.......
Brexit explained - UK- we want a unicorn, EU - Unicorns don't exist but you can have a pony, UK - We already voted, we don't want the pony, EU - A pony or nothing, UK - We voted, we don't want nothing, EU - You STILL don't understand, do you?!, UK - We need more time to think about it, EU - About the pony or about the nothing?, UK - We want a unicorn...
@@mori1bund, while I love John Oliver and his sharp wit, the unicorn comparison became common nomenclature within the EU and the UK in abundance, during the Brexit negotiations. It's scornful shorthand for all the broken Brexiteers promises, and this particular explanation, came from within a EU country. I found it to be marvelously funny. 🙃
The German humor is often very dry and super straight faced, therefore hidden within subtleties. I think the reputation that we don't have a sense of humor may be because it simply doesn't get easily detected by "in your face"/extraverted cultures. We sometimes even don't detect the humor in our fellow men... I at least sometimes catch myself uttering an: "Echt?!" (Really?!) when someone starts to dive deep into German sarcasm lol
Yep it is like a strong drink the flavor is often hiden behind the burning of the alcohol but if you are able too get behind it well it is very pleased but just not for everyone
Another example for german Sarkasmus. Ja ne, ist klar. (yes no, all right). It means basicly if you say this, you know that, your interlucutor is lying to you. But is an funny Response.
Some of our humor also comes from words that sound similar or are chopped in pieces for the joke (Flachwitze). They lose their charme when transalted. My favorite: "What is brown, melts and walks through the dessert?"- "a Caramel" (Karamel in German a fusion of camel and caramel)
There's also that german humor tends to be very situational. This is why german jokes tend to be very long. Because for them to make sense we need to set up the scene.
As a German who lived in England for 20 years and left a a result of Brexit, I see the irony. Shambles it was. But your lovely accent and open appreciation for sarcasm, I'm a fan now 😊
What a lovely review you gave on this show episode, so great to see a foreigner watch our show. I even missed this episode myself, but know how funny this moderator and his actors all are. Thanks for the appreciation, and for your very own clear analysis! Cheers from Germany!
German here. My perception of Theresa May was meh, but not too horrible. Was she great? No, absolutely not. But it looked like she was at least genuinely trying to make it work, despite her own party backstabbing her at every turn and sinking every option of closer alignment in favour of ever more punishing forms of brexit. She was not super competent, but not a national embarassment, much unlike her successors, like Boris "the clown" Johnson or Liz "got outlasted by a lettuce" Truss.
I have to agree…as a remainer May was handed a situation she wasn‘t standing behind and then got sabotaged at every step she tried to make by her own parliament. It was a case of ‚fremdschämen‘ for months, honestly….. and a real show of lacking cohesion and a lot of misogyny in her own party, to be sure!
@@lynnm6413Besides, Bojo was not yet PM at Theresa May's time and it was always his dream and goal to become PM, hence the fight within the Tories ... They didn't care what happened to the country, especially Bojo didn't care. Bojo may be a good entertainer, but he sucks at everything else.
When May got put in power a lot of people said she had been put on the "glass cliff" and that really seemed to have been the case. She wasn't great but she also had to rectify a really bad situation that most people would have no chance in.
To be fair, as a German I must say one of the best thing Britain has is its humour. I think its really much alike our German humour and they match each other quite well.
In fact, I think that all the sarcasm/satire we Germans use today was a learning process we had from Britains in the 80/90s. At that time we were totally humorless. That exchange is now way more diffucult because our younger generations can't meet , talk and party with eachother like before. That's a true pitty.
@@loopy20000wait no today its so much easier bec you dont even HAVE to Party with others, internet exists now and you're permanently on contact with people from All over the World
@@loopy20000 Broo come on, Satire is Humor, we all agree to that. And Satire were always all over the pace except for the time when Hitler made his Propaganda. There he used all the space. But Satire is such a important part of our culture that we even teach it in school(I think 6 or 7 class was it). And u wouldn´t get that in the lesson materials, if it weren´t in there from the get go in there. Not in germany. Not if it isn´t an old "approved" thing here.
@@ATypiclaNPCI think satire used to be a method of critical comments under oppressive governments, like when Germany still had a king. But I think this self-aware sense of humour, joking about our own issues etc, is something that didn't exist widely for a long time here. At least from 1930 to 1980, Germany felt very stiff. Maybe that was just all the (ex-)Nazis that were still around though.
The „heute Show“ (literally „Today Show“) is a weekly satire show that presents itself as a news broadcast . („heute“ or „today“ is actually a news broadcast.) that‘s why the host presents the show like a news anchorman, but they also have recurringly appearing special guests like the fictions character “Gernot Hassknecht“ (literally „Gernot Hate-Servant“) Even though it is (naturally) centered around politics from a German angle, I regularly watch it, even though I am from Austria.
it‘s especially brilliant that Hassknecht, despite the meaning, sounds like a perfectly realistic last name in german. Sure, it sounds funny, but plenty of people are surprised to learn that it‘s not in fact the actor‘s actual name.
Thank you for this video. As a German I had a big laugh. German satire can be on-point and brutal. The brexit is the biggest loss for the British people and the European people since WWII. It was a short-sighted decision and generations will condemn the voters who made this possible. Also a lovely accent, mate.
While being some economical hit, the Brexit did great work as a bad example to strengthen European unity. When I first heard that Brexit was actually voted for I thought this is going to be a disaster and after 5-10 years they'll admit it and come back. Now I think 10 years is totally okay, no need to hurry. While we're looking down on you, we're not resentful, at least not anymore. I also believe that the reason Brexit happened is because Suisse agreed to cooperate with higher regulations of the banking sector. Brittain would have had to follow suite soon except if they left. Some rich folks paid alot for stupid advertisements which sufficed to sway the public opinion for a short while. The operation was a full success in its original goal which was to protect tax evasion.
@@adamabele785 Yep! German carnival is dead serious. A carnival club boss once said on TV. My girlfriend at the time was completely over the moon and exclaimed: "Didn't I always tell you! He said it himself, the carnival heini..." Oh, sweet youth...
I hate to tell you, but when Germans say „England/Engländer“ we often do not mean only England. It also is a synonym for Great Britain as a whole. In that context, I am sorry to tell you, it was used for all of you. If we say Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland we mean those countries in particular. Heute Show is one of my favorites. They often sum up the political absurdities in a funny and intelligent way. And thank you for pointing out our unique humor. That might be the reason why so many people in the world believe we don’t have humor at all. We are so unique, they simply don’t get it😎
I disagree somewhat: We say "England" and we mean the UK as a whole but the people we associate with that are not the Irish or Scottish. Hope that makes sense.
You could translate the name "Hassknecht" with "Servant of Hatred" - Him becoming angry and start his intense ranting is what viewers are always waiting for. Kind of the guy how speaks what you think and in the right mood aswell. I am German and have somehow been hooked by your channel. Keep it up!
Hey, thanks for reacting to this. Finally German humor is getting some good publicity😁 There are many good episodes of the Heute Show, but many are propably are bit hard to follow if you don't follow German politics. But there's a great one on the ridiculously complicated regulations surrounding putting solar panels on your roof. Also a recent one about Erdogans renewed presidecy
as a german, there is 1 thing im proud about:our sense of humor. i wanted to recommend "Die Anstalt" to you as well as the legend "Volker Pispers" but i see you have already discovered it. :)
I love that you said that German sarcasm is even better than the British. When I lived in the UK I always heard Germans don´t have any humor which really annoyed me, because I heard it sooo much and it´s just not true.
I think listening to Volker Pispers and similar artists gives the "German humor is no laughing matter" a whole new meaning. Everything being said is serious and sad, yet the audience, including myself, is laughing. Grüße aus Hamburg!
das hauptproblem, wenn briten (oder zb amis) über deutschen humor sprechen und der meinung sind, wir hätten keinen: sie verstehen die sprache nicht! humor lebt durch das erfassen der tieferen bedeutungsschichten, den doppeldeutigkeiten und dem sozio-kulturellen hintergrund. wenn ich den nicht habe, kann ich über bestimmte dinge auch nicht lachen. ich finde zb bodo wartke SEHR komisch, aber man muss ihn verstehen können... bin also ganz bei dir! 🙂
Indeed. In fact it's also important to remember that when we Brits claim that the Germans (apparently) possess no sense of humour, and you ask those very Brits if they speak (understand therefore) any German... you'll suddenly find that they don't! They can't speak a word of it. So how are they in any position to make such a claim? All they do is babble what others say and claim. All the brexiteers babble the same rubbish they see in the (lying) UK press. Same problem. If ever you hear that (the Germans have no sense of humour), ask that person to give you an example and watch his or her face and witness the sheer embarrassment. Dead silence.
Germany is maybe not known for its sense of humour throughout the world; however, little is known about the centuries-old tradition and sense of satire and mockery of those in power. For decades, various satire shows have been broadcast on different TV stations. A satirist would not be regarded a comedian, although recently some have tried to mix these two art forms.
Compare "O hängt ihn auf", a satirical song from the 19th century. Each stanza contains two verses which can be sung by separate (groups of) singers. These verses by themselves are again separated into two - the first part is repeated a few times and is often threatening or insulting ("O hängt ihn auf" by itself means "Hang him"), but gets resolved into something positive by the second part ("O hängt ihn auf, den Kranz von Lorbeerbeeren" means "Put up a wreath of laurels"). The second verse tends to be less interesting by itself, but is vital to the whole (in the first stanza, it's "Ihn, unsern Fürst, den wollen wir verehren." "Him, our ruler, we want to honor.") The kicker is after each verse has been sung - then the two (groups of) singers alternate. "O hängt ihn auf - Ihn, unsern Fürst - Oh hängt ihn auf - Ihn, unsern Fürst" sounds like "Oh hang him, him, our ruler! Oh hang him, him, our ruler!", but ultimately the second group finishes their verse, seemingly benign. The revilements include things to the effect of Hang our ruler We'll kick you in the belly You're a beast You look mean today You stink from the mouth We'll break your neck and legs Go to prison Please die as soon as possible
There is also the ancient German tradition dating back to medieval and heathen traditions of the Common Folk dressing up as clerics and nobles and making fun of the powerful, called "Fastnacht"/"Fasching"/"Karneval" (depending on what part of Germany you are in & local dialect), a period starting at Ash Wednesday until Easter, which used to be religiously connected to the 40 days of feasting during Lent (in the more Catholic parts of southern Germany it still is), but it is the opposite of a religious event: People organize "Faschingsumzüge" (carnival parades) with big decorated carts that oftendepcit some satirical take on socio-economic and political topics, wear masks & costumes, there's marching bands & music, but unlike the carnival in Rio de Janeiro the whole thing not really about the costumes and dancing. (Well, it's usually rather cold in Feb-April in Germany, or used to be, so dancing halfnaked in the streets would not be advisable.) The satirical humour can get quite ribald... amd considering how much Germans use swear-words, the satirical speeches during that time can get quite candid (often fueled by alcohol in the audience).
One thing to keep in mind: throughout the history of the EU, the UK has asked for special treatment, always wanting to cherry pick. So, Germany and the rest of the EU feels a bit of Schadenfreude, that Brexit was such a mess. But this is mostly focused on England and the political establishment. As a joke, I said that I wanted to see the UK break apart, with an independent Scotland, Wales and a united Ireland.
I am from germany. But watching these things with your reactions just makes a lot more fun! Thank you for that! Loved your Pispers reaction btw. Thanks Mert! Great guy!
We Germans love the English people and it is really sad that Britain is going down this path. This weakens the EU and even more your beautiful island and every single hard-working man or woman in Britain. But your elite already have their sheep in the dry, for sure. It only affects the "people". The heute-show is great entertaining.
The weaker the EU is, the better, the more nationalistic each nation is, the better. My nation has it's culture, and leaving my nation's culture in the hands of filthy Germans, is to take my nation and drown it in a toilet like the school bully. The EU and all globalist entities are 100% evil, and I'm not saying that people shouldn't be allowed to have global trade, no I'm in favor of trade, but I'm also in favor of nations being allowed to have their own laws, no matter how barbaric or immoral, it should be left up to the people to decide what laws they lead their lives under, I mean as an anarchist, I don't want laws at all, in fact I wish I had enough nukes, so that I could make Strasbourg and Brussels disappear from the map. Had I gotten any form of political power, I'd make Putin look like a cute fluffy pet bunny. There would be deaths, of politicians, and everyone who opposed my rule. this might seem in opposition of anarchism, but to achieve extreme goals, you need to begin with extreme measures, and taking out those who oppose you, is the first step. I'd then make sure to remove as many taxes as possible, because the more money the people have, the more stuff they can buy, and the more stuff they can buy, the more value the currency has, and the more valuable the currency is, the more foreigners wants to buy it, and the more foreigners that buy it, means that the economy is stronger, and the more the value of each coin becomes, and as such one could create a positive economic spiral.
@@MrProthall It depends on their attitude and behaviour, but generally I would like it, if we were friends. Sadly, when we were in England during school exchange, a friend of mine was beaten unexpectedly for speaking German and a girl from my class had her arm broken by some teenagers who told her to fuck off. It seems they are educating their children to have a very hostile mindset towards us. That is very unfortunate. I haven't encountered such behaviour anywhere else. It is really sad and unnecessary. It is harmful for both countries and peoples.
Cheers Mert, this is gonna be a long one... I'm from Frankfurt, I've grown up bilingual, my dad is from the west country around Bristol and still has family in England.. Brexit has been pretty rough to witness. There's an unshakeable feeling of sleaze and corruption, sort of like the smell of bad chip fat which has been drawing itself through all the BS surrounding Brexit and that is: It's not based on reality but flawed ideology from years ago. I'm as befuddled as you are by the relative silence from the "lefty woke comedians" (actual Laura Kuenssberg quote) but simultaneously I'm also very annoyed at how relatively ineffective the public broadcasting services have been at actually discussing the relevant subjects instead of producing hot air when opposing sides discuss. There hasn't been common ground for an honest debate since before 2016 because the consensus on what *actually* makes the UK economy work has been under strategic assault by people like Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and their lackeys which have gone to any microphone they could find armed with talking points they knew couldn't or wouldn't be challenged if you simply accuse your opposing side of not being patriotic. It went something like this: Brexiteer: We could make X more this year if we weren't bound by EU regulations Remainer: Name the regulations that keep you from making money; also if we're not in the EU, you've got no market to sell to. B: Haven't you heard of the straight cucumbers? Also we can just make new trading arrangements from a better negotiating position R: How? The cucumbers thing is debunked btw. Trading arrangements have thousands of "nomenclatures" for products and those have thousands, sometimes 5-6 figure amounts of subcategories. To negotiate those takes years, if not decades and currently we're in one of the world's strongest trading blocks acting as one of it's strongest members. And how will you import things to Britain if the only(!) deep harbour for international containerships in the UK is in Liverpool*. Are you going to supply a country through one harbour? B: Seems you have no faith in our economy and what our country can do when it's unshackled R: What in the name of all things holy is that even supposed to mean?!? Have you gone mental? Reporter: So it seems the debate is heating up between the daring Brexiteer and the cautious Remainer, back to the studioblabla Me: What in the actual F**k, how can this reporter mispresent these two sides as even remotely comparable in their reasonability, let alone be so unprepared not to fact check anything they say? This is journalism with malicious intent jnifoeVGjFewftxe And that's where I really lost hope for the UK, but England in particular, to ever get it's sh!t back together again. The fact there were no repercussions -for incessant lying to the press about Brexit benefits because Murdoch, -nobody noticing the barefaced lie in saying "we'll have more negotiating power from outside the trade block than as one of it's most powerful members" -not for the false prorogation of parliament, -the half heartedness of the investigations into the covid parties, -the obvious corruption within the city of London trying to turn Britain into a tax haven. This is the real reason for Brexit btw, there's an EU wide anti tax haven law in the works... -the entire handling of covid, -the fact Kwasi Kwarteng and Matt Hancock are for rent at an hourly rate to influence policy decisions at your discretion, -David Cameron for creating this anti-EU sentiment and then unleashing an entirely skewed public vote in the wake of this sentiment he made. How was the vote skewed you ask? Well, since the debate about first past the post is in right now... Remain had one mandate: maintain relations with EU as is. Brexit had the "no deal" camp, the "Norway/Switzerland style deal" people, the "US and Canada" and the "RRRUUUUUUULLLEEEE BBBRRIITTTAAAANNNNIIIAAAA" people all voting for the same side while they all wanted wildly different things. That's the reason everything after that vote was a complete shit show, it gave "bumbling fools" the mandate to enforce a vague ideology over business experience and since they managed to gain a democratic mandate by unifying that majority behind them at the Brexit vote, I don't see any way of stopping this unless Britain votes again.. Especially since Keir Starmer has announced once elected he's not going to try and reverse Brexit and rejoin the EU but instead "make Brexit work" which only 3 PMs have failed to do so far. How stupid can labour be to wilfully take the negative consequences of the tories' flirt with populism and decide to make something of this ideological failure of an economic proposition instead of distancing themselves as far from it as possible? I can't believe why Keir simply won't say "if we knew what we know now about the reality of Brexit, we should either vote again or reevaluate our options regarding our cost of living crisis and our supermarket shelves being empty". wow, I had to get that off my chest. Well done if you managed to somehow wrangle my world salad, feel free to enjoy a biscuit. Cheers from Frankfurt. EDIT: I should have mentioned the inhumane refugee debate, rivers full of crap, Braverman's Rwanda fantasy, 30000 new police officers, new hospitals, 350 million for the NHS on a red bus, the strikes by RMT+nurses&doctors for inflation adjusted wages, fish exports lol, throw in the mild annoyance at Andrew in contrast to the coordinated attacks against Meghan and a dead queen later, there's no more sympathy left for Britain... *The only deep water harbour in the UK made for giant containerships is in fact in Suffolk in Felixstowe; not Liverpool. EDIT2: I totally forgot the reality denying debate about the Good Friday Agreement about the Island of Ireland. I'm sure I can can come up with more.
Long, very long, but good. From the outside it seems that the UK has the same problem with reporting and journalism as the USA: two money driven oposing wings ithout any objective representation. At keast in Germany I still have the feeling that you are able to get decently unbias information quite easily. Grüße aus dem RMG
@@ileana8360 RMG... Ist das seit neustem die Abkürzung für unsere Gegend? Ich meine, immerhin round about 5 Millionen Menschen, infolge dichter Besiedlung...
You are wonderful, Sir ! I suffered so much from Brexit, because my goddaughter is half british... But today you made me laugh (we can`t change, what happened, so let`s find the humor about it... I learned this more than ever from my goddaughters grandparents, RIP Mary and Bert...). Thank you so much, thank you so much... Love fom here, Sir !
Theresa May?: Never liked her conservative political position(s), but once Brexit was (was it? which one?) mandated she appeared to be the last conservative trying to make the best of the mess whereas the rest of the conservatives were already captured by radical economic interest groups. That is where my sympathy for TM comes from.
not sympathy. empathy. much like the empathy we have for Joe Biden. poor boy keeps hitting is head, tripping over his own feet. Our elections are going to be a shitshow with 2 80-year-olds dancing like Theresa May.....
Brexit was like having that one friend who has one foot inside the house and one outside, keeps telling you he's about to leave but after 4 hours he's still there.
They would, however, they would've had done it in a much better manner than that joke of a Brexit we got. Come on, who leaves a trade union, even if it's an evil trade union, without making sure to prep up the internal infrastructure to be able to keep up after leaving. It pisses me off, how poorly it was done. And I wish my nation left ASAP as well, but even we don't have enough stuff internally to not fail even harder than the Brits did.
@@livedandletdie The notion that there is a more competent way to do it is already ludicrous. Any notion of -xit is a testimony of not understanding the modern world and balances of power.
Hey! I'm from Germany and I love the way, you react to the Heute Show! I really love the show and just can tell you, watch more episodes of it! It's totally worth it!
It is so great to see an actual British person reacting to this German comedy about Brexit. I usually watch the heute show every week and sometimes wonder how the public in other countries would receive this kind of humour and sarcastic dealing with pretty deep and serious topics :D
Now that you have discovered the "Heute Show" and one of its contributions on Brexit, I can only reiterate watching "Brexit: Lutz van der Horst verkauft den Briten Schmuggelware" (Engl.: "Brexit: Lutz van der Horst sells contraband to the British") from the same programme. Yes, the short introduction is in German and not subtitled, but that does not detract from the rest, which is in English. This video hits your humour spot on and since you can laugh at the Brexit event, it would absolutely entertain you!
I am most impressed about how you didn't take any of this personally and even enjoyed it. I am not sure I would be able to do the same. All the best to you folks on the island with limited loading capacity.
Ohh comm on you surely are laughing about the build speed and expenses of many Germanys big Projekts (Stuttgart 21,Flughafen Berlin usw) pressent by Mario Bart without crying for hours yeah it hurts too see that shit and crying isn't gonna make it better but laughing at least helps a bit with coping
The best joke about Brexit is that the Irish Sea now has a customs border, which, from a German perspective, has almost the proportions of historical karma.
@@artrandyGermany is in a technical recession. England didn't manage to get their pre-corona-standard back by the end of 2022, while the other G7-nations did. However the Brexit might not be as bad as many people said. Bureaucracy in the EU is still the main problem.
@@geilor Typical sense of humour failure on behalf of a German. Making fun of others, whilst missing the point about themselves. I've never met a German yet that can laugh at themselves, which is a prerequisite of joining the human race. And with the AfD racing into second place in German politics, that possibility is becoming ever more distant..........
I am from Germany, and I honestly felt sorry for Theresa May... Having to "deliver brexit" without having any idea how to do it right and the negotiations being in the perfect stalemate that Boris Johnson brought them to. :) Thank you for your videos, so fascinating to see that you as a British citizen love our heute show and German sarcasm so much. You are from Scotland, right? I have been to Scotland a couple of times, and I always felt that most Scots never really understood why GB was chasing that Brexit idea. I would even have liked it, if Scotland had done it´s own referedum of leaving the UK. But on the other hand, I think most of Great Britain realized the day after the referendum what just had happened and could not believe they really did it, too. So sad that the UK left the EU. The brexit populists betrayed those who believed them, and destroyed what was literally decades in the making and realization before. I wish you were still with us! :)
2:43 As a German watching an awesome scottish Mert watching german comedy listening to english Boris being dubbed into german - my brain just did the brainxit 😂 Love the accent, love your content!
The people who wanted Brexit were using the fear about migrants to get people to vote for it and against their own interests. But it wasn't the real reason why they wanted it. They wanted to get rid of EU regulations. And they even said that, they just didn't tell people which regulations they wanted to get rid of. In the end, it's always about money, and all they wanted was to make those who are already the weakest in the state even more vulnerable, so they can make more money.
@@leaspauli7807 Which is a fun "reason" since the UK was not part of Schengen. And thus there was nothing to fear. It was always up to the UK itself who gets to immigrate and who doesn't.
7:00 The "Hassknecht" character is a parody on "commentaries" that some German news programs air, provided by various journalists. "Hass" means "anger" and "knecht" is a farm hand or server. They have his segments on every episode, and he ALWAYS has a meltdown, but what he says is always based on fact.
Your channel was suggested to me by the YT algorithm a couple of days ago and I really enjoy it. Thank you for your vids and thank you for pointing out your love for German sarcasm. I personally think dark humor in Germany isn’t as much appreciated as in your home country. But it exists and has his audience. Btw: the artist name of the last comedian, Gernot Hassknecht, translates literally as „Gernot hate servant“ the surname is obvious, the name „Gernot“ is very old fashioned (middle ages) and includes „Not“ which translates to necessity or misery. His real name is Hans-Joachim Heist.
Thank you for uploading this! I have seen some of your videos in the past and I finally subscribed to your UA-cam today because I very much enjoy your content. It is so awesome to see that there are still people out there who are able to take a joke. As a german I also have to say that it is great to see somebody from another country enjoying german comedy so much. So thank you very much for checking out and reacting to our comedy 🙂 On a side note I would like to mention that I have a few close friends in the UK, and I have visited a couple of times as well. You guys for sure have some amazing people over there and I sure enjoy your company. On a more personal note I would like to say that I LOVE listening to your accent! We really need to promote this channel so that everybody get's to see you. Wish you all the best and good luck for your future and I am looking forward to seeing more videos from you. Take care 🙂
I am German and the heuteshow is my favorite satire show, because I enjoy the humor so much. Also, I‘m glad to see that you can laugh about your own politicians too!
Hi from Germany! What a funny setup. English clips are shown and translated to German in a German show and are translated back to English in the subtitles and watched by you. I watch your channel from here in Germany and comment it in English. 😂 You have a very good sense of humor. I am glad that you don't feel offended, but rather laugh about the exaggerations by the heute show. I like the show too. Most of it is about German politics and there they are just as sarcastic as with England. I don't see UK as different from the rest of Europe, except you are driving on the wrong side. 😉 I regretted the brexit, but your decision was respected by the EU, and I think both sides have so far made the best of it. Thanks for your video!
I can see why you would be inclined to respect the UK's choice (after all, it's good riddance to bad rubbish), but I wish you could be aware of the human rights abuses and condemn them....
@@derzweifler242 I dont think we really did. We made promises we havent kept and lead an alliance that still exists to make one of them less influencial. We really didnt try at all.
Oliver Welke is the perfect connection between German and English humor, he is the German voice of David Williams in Little Britain (one of the best shows of all time btw)
Fun fact about the feeling of embarassment you feel on behlf of someone else: in german we call that "Fremdschämen" 😂 glad to see it happening to someone else
To be fair, right after the vote, here is proof that at least three English people (comedians, of course) showed some shame and begged the Scots for forgiveness: ua-cam.com/video/mVy7faNKEtM/v-deo.html
Living in Germany these days..., so I can say that you've found a nice one! This show brings a smile to my face everytime even when they are ripping up the US. RECOMMENDATION: Der Dunning Kruger Blues - You can listen to it in UA-cam, but you will have to find a translation of the lyrics.
As a german i can tell you: This show has „high quality“. Not always, but most often. The presenter is spot on, highly skilled…and typically does not fear controversial issues. Enjoy the show!
Ich finde es besonders spannend das es sowas wohl in der Form im Vereinigen Königreich nicht gibt. Trotz des bösen britischen Humors. Und das es verstanden wird...
Wow, I never heard of someone from the UK loving German comedy! So we finally made it :-D Although we're far far away from the Pythons still...... I am still sorry for your Brexit..... but I also have to admit: I am glad you tried it first so all the right wing trolls in the rest of Europe can see and hopefully learn......
I am from German, and I gotta admit, that I don’t watch TV - BUT the „heute Show“ is comedy at its best & talks about important political topics/facts - I love it & I think every country (or whatever) should have something like this. The heute show mostly targets the German politics and society though, so it’s mostly less interesting for foreigners I guess…
Hi, (another German here =) ) i really like your reaction about the heute-show. As you recognized in the first two minutes of your video: this show doesn´t hold back. The concept is a short summary about the last week´s news in the most sarcastic and satire way as possible. I don´t know if there could be a favourite episode. I noticed for myself, i need the right mood to watch it or i start depressing about the stupidity from (most times) our politicians. Thank you for this video and your honest opinion =)
As a German, I have to agree with many of my fellow countrymen - English humour is quite superior :D However I'd actually describe the German humour rather dry and hard, so I'm happy that you like it that much! Though I have to say, the "heute show" is something we can be rather proud of🙃
To be fair, this german TV show takes on german politics most of the time, not only foreign. Very nice, that Britains can laugh about that kind of humour. We love british humour as well. Best from Germany
Gernot Hassknecht (Gernot "Hate-minion"), the guy at the end is actually a reoccuring character. He plays a stereotypical choleric middled aged/elderly (maybe retired?) German who talks himself into an anger fit about any current topic. He is hilarious but you don't want someone like him as your neighbour in real life... xD
1:50 "Mambo Number Steif" in the background got me there... XD It would have been even better, had they played the Mambo No 5 during the dancing scene with May. (five is pronounced the same way as steif, the latter meaning stiff)
Germany has great political Satire whereas Britain has great Dark Humor & the best inappropriate Jokes I ever heard :D Also, you've got one of the best Comedy-Shows in the World: "Taskmaster"
Mhm German Humor cann be very dark( just look how dark out children books are) and the German Humor is for most people too dry or too dark (I mean same more resilient people even chock about my darkest jokes before grinning 😅 ) but on the inappropriate jokes yeha British humor is the best
@@TheLtVoss Children Books have nothing to do with comedy. It's like comparing Movies with onions as both can make you cry. What? And there are no "dark jokes" in german. at least I haven't heard any in over 30 years... there are inappropriate and racist jokes but no dark ones. Unless you mean something like "Was ist lustiger als ein totes Baby? Ein Baby im Clownskostüm." Which should be a "dark joke" but I have never seen anyone being even slightly amused by it.
@@MortimerFolchert well too the first part Humor has many components (sociocultural (aka Grimm, Biene Maja, Heidi usw) elements aswell as knowledge or surpises and same more depending on how you quote ) and should be cratered too the audience And for the dark jokes yeha I know same of these type but they are relay to much first time shocking element and are way too often repeated my styl is more of a self reflection of my worst days and the people that leaft a impression on me in that time that hits closer too the stomach if you start too think about it or have a very visual imagination one of the better : "Das Leben als Junky ist fast wie ein Video Spiel. Du wachst auf keine Ahnung was gestern war aber hast sofort die erste Mission : (mit Sergols/Gollum Stimme ) SAMMEL GOLD kaum hast du das erledigt gibt es die nächste Mission : FINDE EIN ALCHEMISTEN, und die nächste muss ja eine komplett Questline sein :GELANGE SICHER ZURÜCK ZUM UNTERSCHLUPF wo man dann wieder Blackout mäßig zusammenbricht Tja niemand hat gesagt es sein ein gutes Spiel und trotzdem haben mehr als genug Leute was anderes erwartet und es vorbestellt/gekauft Well told with same performing it is way better at least at first till you start too think about a meth or crak junky that life's on the side of the road getting anything that he cann turn into money for the next shot only too repeatat that cycle of slow self destruction just because he made a bad decision
@@MortimerFolchert How about the following? Alle Kinder gehen an den Rand der Klippe, um in den Abgrund zu sehen. Nur Peter, der geht noch 'nen Meter. Alle Kinder entfliehen dem brennenden Haus. Nur Klaus, der schaut noch alleine aus dem Fenster raus. Die Kinder spielen Wasserball im tiefen Becken. Nur Paulchen taucht, denn er kann nicht schwimmen. I'm pretty sure there's more of these.
the "Heute Show" is a weekly satire/comedy/news show. it summs up what happened during the week (airs on fridays) and makes fun of it. sometimes they simplify a bit much for my taste, but it's always entertaining and... if I can't laugh about this world, how else am I supposed to cope? and yea, I'd say, Oliver Welke's (the host) face is a national treasure. and because he's always the first to poke fun at himself, none of his mockery feels stale. I can recommend austrian comedians/poetry slammaers/ satirists... if you like it a bit darker and more macabre. for some reason, that's their thing.
Hi, the HEUTE Show is a cult in Germany and has several important Awards. For example the "Grimme Prize"! The Show is on Fridays from 10.30pm to 11.00pm and I always try to watch. Greetings from Germany. ✌Thank you for the Video!!👍
"Die Heute-Show" styles itself after two German news formats from its parent station ZDF, namely "Heute" & "Heute Journal", using the same (or a copy of) the set, though they do often have a secondary set to occasionally do skits. But basically they cover current political events in a satirical manner. They do good work! I prefer the show Extra Drei from the North German regional station NDR which does something similar, but Heute-Show can be really, really fun, too
@@stadtfahrplan well yes its satire :"the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." could not be more fitting!
Thats not true. Its is a copy of the daily show under Jon Stewart. The name, the political commentary and the correspondents are taken right from the comedy central original and adapted to the german political landscape. Its basically like "Stromberg" for "The office." Funny but by no means original.
@@possumGFX Wtf are you talking about. Somebody who does satire about German politics is a copy of another show which does comedy about sth completely different?! Aja. Do you hear yourself? And sure, if I become a football star today, I am a copy of Messi, as he played football first. 🙄🤦♂
Fun fact (which might have already been mentioned, but I'm not digging through 1500 comments): the guy who plays Gernot Hassknecht also was the German dub voice of Anger in the Pixar movie "Inside Out". I don't think I've ever seen a more apropos bit of casting.
As a german... the performance from Ms. May and Mr. Johnson increased my appreciation for german politicans decently. Seriously, the two-party-system creates underperforming uk politicans. Imho a lot of the troubles between the UK and EU, a string of mediocre prime ministers. Only interested in UK interests, not in the EU project. Leading to no results for anyone.
What do you people know about two party systems or democracy at all? Given its own choice, Germany rejected democracy in 1933, and had it shoved down its throat in 1945, as complete losers. No wonder democracy is not popular in Germany. Who precisely voted for Frau Merkel's last administration? I remember it going on for weeks without conclusion. If that isn't an "underperforming system", what is matey? You are a hypocrite. Without Merkel, maybe no Nord Stream, and without Nord Stream, Germany would not have paid Russia so many Euros to fund the war against Ukraine in advance. And if Germany was interested in democracy, why did they not ensure at the start that that the head of the EU commission was elected by the people, instead of corrupt deals negotiated behind the speaker's chair. The UK inherited an undemocratic system when it joined. If the Commission had been a democratic, I doubt Brexit would have succeeded in the UK. You have the AfD Nazis second in the opinion polls, & Britain doesn't want to be in the same Parliament as that bunch of ruffians. Good luck with your own politicians😁😁😁, I've yet to see a good leader of Germany since unification in the C19th, except Brandt.......
It's not humor, it's government propaganda. The viewership has collapsed and lately one of the comedians involved quit stating that 'if you criticise anything you are out'.
this "heute show" is among the greatest political satire/comedy you can find. the optical appearance looks like the serious "heute" news shown on the german public broadcast ZDF opening the daily evening prime time at 7pm. I guess they send weekly except for some breaks ( I think in summer ) and it is always entertaining to watch. They don't just make fun of foreign stuff like the Brexit in this case here, but also and mostly of german bullshit, like tax waste for silly and way too expensive public buildings, projects or stupid regulations. And the most important thing: they do their bet to do it as "neutral" as the serious news show - everyone who deserves it gets hit on, no matter where from far left to far right you are on the political spectre. great and open minded reaction of yours, by the way
Cool accent! 😃 I am still extremely sad that you no longer wanted to be part of our common Europe. It also shows the dangers of referendums and how easily they can be influenced. People voted against their own interests.
Hey there. Have you checked the video twice before uploading. Or is it wanted that way. 😅 We go with dark humor here in Germany but there is darker ones... 😜
This show goes ten times harder on German politics. They where taking it easy on bashing the brexit in comparison. Especially when they make fun of the German train system
Not a huge fan of the heute-show, but I do love the Gernot Hassknecht character (and the great acting). People in a righteous rage are both beautiful and scary, awesome in the most literal sense.
Oliver Welke once said "If you turn off the sound it should look like the news. If you turn the sound back on and still think its the news you need help".
@Who Is Mert? Heute-Show is a Weekly Show which is on ZDF every Friday evening at 22:30. It takes apart news, in its Satirical way, which happened during the Week.
I think at the moment it is Summer break, but the Show will be back soon.
Edit: i just realised, that i did not mention that "Heute-Show" means "Today-Show".
HAHAHA
...that's like reading "Der Postillon" and not being sure if it is satire. tbh, that happens to me quite a lot
@@gavinvonblackmuzzle2990Lately it truely has become really hard to deferentiate.
This is black German humor.
This is Deutsch, too.
As a German I am amazed and flattered that you like our humor that much! English humor is extremely good as well, if I may says so. 😃
As a European I am sad to see you guys suffering the consequences and us in the EU weakened.
Someone on YT commented some weeks back: "Great Britain is the only country in human history, that imposed trade sanctions on itself."
Unbelievable this farce really happened, isn't it?!?
The day after the referendum the most googled question in Britain was 'What is the European Union?'
Btw: It's 'as a European...', since you have this invisible J you don't use 'an' but normal 'a'.
@@razum1448 Awesome the people asked themselves this question AFTER the fact... 😂🤮😢
Thanks for the correction! 🙂
With all the F8scists that are positioning themselves for a place in the European Parliament next year, German or otherwise, then should the only advantage of Brexit be to put 'clear blue water' between the UK and those N8azis, then it would all be worth it.......
@@razum1448 funny and sad at the same time
Oh don't worry there are countries that drive their economy purposefully into the ground. So... Who cares. The EU is done and done for.
Brexit explained - UK- we want a unicorn, EU - Unicorns don't exist but you can have a pony, UK - We already voted, we don't want the pony, EU - A pony or nothing, UK - We voted, we don't want nothing, EU - You STILL don't understand, do you?!, UK - We need more time to think about it, EU - About the pony or about the nothing?, UK - We want a unicorn...
💀 holy cow thats accurate
hilarious!
@@artskoala that unicorn comparison is actually by John Oliver. :)
@@mori1bund, while I love John Oliver and his sharp wit, the unicorn comparison became common nomenclature within the EU and the UK in abundance, during the Brexit negotiations. It's scornful shorthand for all the broken Brexiteers promises, and this particular explanation, came from within a EU country. I found it to be marvelously funny. 🙃
@@supernova19805 Finally Brits accepted our pony wearing a party hat as "unicorn, Brexit-style", I guess.
The German humor is often very dry and super straight faced, therefore hidden within subtleties. I think the reputation that we don't have a sense of humor may be because it simply doesn't get easily detected by "in your face"/extraverted cultures. We sometimes even don't detect the humor in our fellow men... I at least sometimes catch myself uttering an: "Echt?!" (Really?!) when someone starts to dive deep into German sarcasm lol
Yep it is like a strong drink the flavor is often hiden behind the burning of the alcohol but if you are able too get behind it well it is very pleased but just not for everyone
Another example for german Sarkasmus. Ja ne, ist klar. (yes no, all right). It means basicly if you say this, you know that, your interlucutor is lying to you. But is an funny Response.
Some of our humor also comes from words that sound similar or are chopped in pieces for the joke (Flachwitze). They lose their charme when transalted. My favorite: "What is brown, melts and walks through the dessert?"- "a Caramel" (Karamel in German a fusion of camel and caramel)
There's also that german humor tends to be very situational.
This is why german jokes tend to be very long. Because for them to make sense we need to set up the scene.
Don't believe him, he's blatantly lying. I'm German, too, and having a sense of humor is completely illegal in Germany.
As a German who lived in England for 20 years and left a a result of Brexit, I see the irony. Shambles it was. But your lovely accent and open appreciation for sarcasm, I'm a fan now 😊
Okay I am a cooling system ( If you are a fan 😂).
@@susannabonke8552 Can I be the AC then?
Boomers
What a lovely review you gave on this show episode, so great to see a foreigner watch our show. I even missed this episode myself, but know how funny this moderator and his actors all are. Thanks for the appreciation, and for your very own clear analysis! Cheers from Germany!
German here. My perception of Theresa May was meh, but not too horrible. Was she great? No, absolutely not. But it looked like she was at least genuinely trying to make it work, despite her own party backstabbing her at every turn and sinking every option of closer alignment in favour of ever more punishing forms of brexit. She was not super competent, but not a national embarassment, much unlike her successors, like Boris "the clown" Johnson or Liz "got outlasted by a lettuce" Truss.
I have to agree…as a remainer May was handed a situation she wasn‘t standing behind and then got sabotaged at every step she tried to make by her own parliament.
It was a case of ‚fremdschämen‘ for months, honestly…..
and a real show of lacking cohesion and a lot of misogyny in her own party, to be sure!
@@lynnm6413Besides, Bojo was not yet PM at Theresa May's time and it was always his dream and goal to become PM, hence the fight within the Tories ... They didn't care what happened to the country, especially Bojo didn't care. Bojo may be a good entertainer, but he sucks at everything else.
@@Nils.Minimalist He is a clown, only topped by Trump imo
When May got put in power a lot of people said she had been put on the "glass cliff" and that really seemed to have been the case. She wasn't great but she also had to rectify a really bad situation that most people would have no chance in.
Also a german here. While I don't really like May I have the agree with you. It felt like she was used as a scapegoat for the brexit hardliners
To be fair, as a German I must say one of the best thing Britain has is its humour. I think its really much alike our German humour and they match each other quite well.
In fact, I think that all the sarcasm/satire we Germans use today was a learning process we had from Britains in the 80/90s. At that time we were totally humorless. That exchange is now way more diffucult because our younger generations can't meet , talk and party with eachother like before. That's a true pitty.
@@loopy20000wait no today its so much easier bec you dont even HAVE to Party with others, internet exists now and you're permanently on contact with people from All over the World
@@loopy20000 Broo come on, Satire is Humor, we all agree to that. And Satire were always all over the pace except for the time when Hitler made his Propaganda. There he used all the space. But Satire is such a important part of our culture that we even teach it in school(I think 6 or 7 class was it). And u wouldn´t get that in the lesson materials, if it weren´t in there from the get go in there. Not in germany. Not if it isn´t an old "approved" thing here.
i am also pretty sure monty python teached us a lot
@@ATypiclaNPCI think satire used to be a method of critical comments under oppressive governments, like when Germany still had a king. But I think this self-aware sense of humour, joking about our own issues etc, is something that didn't exist widely for a long time here. At least from 1930 to 1980, Germany felt very stiff. Maybe that was just all the (ex-)Nazis that were still around though.
The „heute Show“ (literally „Today Show“) is a weekly satire show that presents itself as a news broadcast . („heute“ or „today“ is actually a news broadcast.) that‘s why the host presents the show like a news anchorman, but they also have recurringly appearing special guests like the fictions character “Gernot Hassknecht“ (literally „Gernot Hate-Servant“) Even though it is (naturally) centered around politics from a German angle, I regularly watch it, even though I am from Austria.
it‘s especially brilliant that Hassknecht, despite the meaning, sounds like a perfectly realistic last name in german. Sure, it sounds funny, but plenty of people are surprised to learn that it‘s not in fact the actor‘s actual name.
Die heute Show is actually the german version of "the daily show".
Danke...Damit muss ich es nicht erklären...
Ich wusste gar nicht dass der nicht wirklich Hassknecht heißt.
Das klingt nach so einem plausiblen Namen
His real name is Hans-Joachim Heist.
Thank you for this video. As a German I had a big laugh. German satire can be on-point and brutal. The brexit is the biggest loss for the British people and the European people since WWII. It was a short-sighted decision and generations will condemn the voters who made this possible. Also a lovely accent, mate.
While being some economical hit, the Brexit did great work as a bad example to strengthen European unity. When I first heard that Brexit was actually voted for I thought this is going to be a disaster and after 5-10 years they'll admit it and come back. Now I think 10 years is totally okay, no need to hurry. While we're looking down on you, we're not resentful, at least not anymore.
I also believe that the reason Brexit happened is because Suisse agreed to cooperate with higher regulations of the banking sector. Brittain would have had to follow suite soon except if they left. Some rich folks paid alot for stupid advertisements which sufficed to sway the public opinion for a short while. The operation was a full success in its original goal which was to protect tax evasion.
My favourite quote about German comedy is:
German humour is no laughing matter.
Sounds like Henning Wehn
I am going to "steal" that from you. Greetings from Germany :) !
Yes, we take it very seriously.
@@adamabele785 Yep! German carnival is dead serious. A carnival club boss once said on TV. My girlfriend at the time was completely over the moon and exclaimed: "Didn't I always tell you! He said it himself, the carnival heini..." Oh, sweet youth...
@@paddypleiner5518 Wehn most likely pinched it from Mark Twain.
I hate to tell you, but when Germans say „England/Engländer“ we often do not mean only England. It also is a synonym for Great Britain as a whole. In that context, I am sorry to tell you, it was used for all of you. If we say Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland we mean those countries in particular.
Heute Show is one of my favorites. They often sum up the political absurdities in a funny and intelligent way.
And thank you for pointing out our unique humor. That might be the reason why so many people in the world believe we don’t have humor at all. We are so unique, they simply don’t get it😎
GENAU!
True
hä ne gar nicht
I disagree somewhat: We say "England" and we mean the UK as a whole but the people we associate with that are not the Irish or Scottish. Hope that makes sense.
@@lja530yup that’s the one
You could translate the name "Hassknecht" with "Servant of Hatred" - Him becoming angry and start his intense ranting is what viewers are always waiting for. Kind of the guy how speaks what you think and in the right mood aswell. I am German and have somehow been hooked by your channel. Keep it up!
Hey, thanks for reacting to this. Finally German humor is getting some good publicity😁
There are many good episodes of the Heute Show, but many are propably are bit hard to follow if you don't follow German politics. But there's a great one on the ridiculously complicated regulations surrounding putting solar panels on your roof. Also a recent one about Erdogans renewed presidecy
Nur das die "Woch enshow" zur Farce geworden ist! Kann man nicht empfehlen 😮😮😮 Staatsfunk
@@strocker5720nee digga echt jetzt?
Gernot Hassknecht is our version of Lewis Black. I belive they escaped from the same facility.
Gernot Hassknecht is my spirit animal einfach perfekt
as a german, there is 1 thing im proud about:our sense of humor.
i wanted to recommend "Die Anstalt" to you as well as the legend "Volker Pispers" but i see you have already discovered it. :)
Die Anstalt ist scheiße 😂 - Extra 3 bleibt am besten
@@christianlenik5307 Extra 3 die selbe schieße, halt after Die Anstalt ;]
Volker Pispers - the best!!!
Yeah my sense of humor always gets me into trouble here in the USA …
Ich finde die Anstalt war mal lustig, aber die Neuauflage ist es überhaupt nicht mehr...
I love that you said that German sarcasm is even better than the British. When I lived in the UK I always heard Germans don´t have any humor which really annoyed me, because I heard it sooo much and it´s just not true.
I think listening to Volker Pispers and similar artists gives the "German humor is no laughing matter" a whole new meaning.
Everything being said is serious and sad, yet the audience, including myself, is laughing.
Grüße aus Hamburg!
das hauptproblem, wenn briten (oder zb amis) über deutschen humor sprechen und der meinung sind, wir hätten keinen: sie verstehen die sprache nicht! humor lebt durch das erfassen der tieferen bedeutungsschichten, den doppeldeutigkeiten und dem sozio-kulturellen hintergrund. wenn ich den nicht habe, kann ich über bestimmte dinge auch nicht lachen. ich finde zb bodo wartke SEHR komisch, aber man muss ihn verstehen können... bin also ganz bei dir! 🙂
Indeed. In fact it's also important to remember that when we Brits claim that the Germans (apparently) possess no sense of humour, and you ask those very Brits if they speak (understand therefore) any German... you'll suddenly find that they don't! They can't speak a word of it. So how are they in any position to make such a claim? All they do is babble what others say and claim. All the brexiteers babble the same rubbish they see in the (lying) UK press. Same problem. If ever you hear that (the Germans have no sense of humour), ask that person to give you an example and watch his or her face and witness the sheer embarrassment. Dead silence.
Henning Wehn - " We Germans like a laugh as much as the British. the only difference is, we laugh when the work is done"
@@sineme Klar! Würde es weinen etwa besser machen? Dann lieber lachen...
Germany is maybe not known for its sense of humour throughout the world; however, little is known about the centuries-old tradition and sense of satire and mockery of those in power. For decades, various satire shows have been broadcast on different TV stations. A satirist would not be regarded a comedian, although recently some have tried to mix these two art forms.
Compare "O hängt ihn auf", a satirical song from the 19th century. Each stanza contains two verses which can be sung by separate (groups of) singers. These verses by themselves are again separated into two - the first part is repeated a few times and is often threatening or insulting ("O hängt ihn auf" by itself means "Hang him"), but gets resolved into something positive by the second part ("O hängt ihn auf, den Kranz von Lorbeerbeeren" means "Put up a wreath of laurels"). The second verse tends to be less interesting by itself, but is vital to the whole (in the first stanza, it's "Ihn, unsern Fürst, den wollen wir verehren." "Him, our ruler, we want to honor.")
The kicker is after each verse has been sung - then the two (groups of) singers alternate. "O hängt ihn auf - Ihn, unsern Fürst - Oh hängt ihn auf - Ihn, unsern Fürst" sounds like "Oh hang him, him, our ruler! Oh hang him, him, our ruler!", but ultimately the second group finishes their verse, seemingly benign.
The revilements include things to the effect of
Hang our ruler
We'll kick you in the belly
You're a beast
You look mean today
You stink from the mouth
We'll break your neck and legs
Go to prison
Please die as soon as possible
Sarcasm and irony a forms of humour as you surely know and are not limited to criticism of those in power- as you surely know as well.
There is also the ancient German tradition dating back to medieval and heathen traditions of the Common Folk dressing up as clerics and nobles and making fun of the powerful, called "Fastnacht"/"Fasching"/"Karneval" (depending on what part of Germany you are in & local dialect), a period starting at Ash Wednesday until Easter, which used to be religiously connected to the 40 days of feasting during Lent (in the more Catholic parts of southern Germany it still is), but it is the opposite of a religious event: People organize "Faschingsumzüge" (carnival parades) with big decorated carts that oftendepcit some satirical take on socio-economic and political topics, wear masks & costumes, there's marching bands & music, but unlike the carnival in Rio de Janeiro the whole thing not really about the costumes and dancing. (Well, it's usually rather cold in Feb-April in Germany, or used to be, so dancing halfnaked in the streets would not be advisable.) The satirical humour can get quite ribald... amd considering how much Germans use swear-words, the satirical speeches during that time can get quite candid (often fueled by alcohol in the audience).
Indeed, look at Simplicissimus in Munich in the very early 1900s...
One thing to keep in mind: throughout the history of the EU, the UK has asked for special treatment, always wanting to cherry pick. So, Germany and the rest of the EU feels a bit of Schadenfreude, that Brexit was such a mess. But this is mostly focused on England and the political establishment. As a joke, I said that I wanted to see the UK break apart, with an independent Scotland, Wales and a united Ireland.
Aye we get it that you hate the English.
As a Brit it has been obvious for some years, that the break up of the UK is much desired .
@@neilferguson5940 why hate something you can only laugh about lol
@feroxk.9266 He he ya just proved me point. He who laughs last has the last laugh.
@@neilferguson5940 but more importantly, the one who laughs last will laugh alone :)
Es ist so schön, dass einige in GB uns verstehen❤️
I am from germany. But watching these things with your reactions just makes a lot more fun! Thank you for that! Loved your Pispers reaction btw. Thanks Mert! Great guy!
German here. I love seeing the heute show through your scotish eyes! This change of perspective is incredidibly interesting
We Germans love the English people and it is really sad that Britain is going down this path. This weakens the EU and even more your beautiful island and every single hard-working man or woman in Britain. But your elite already have their sheep in the dry, for sure. It only affects the "people". The heute-show is great entertaining.
We do love British people? That is news to me.
I love the scots, welsh and the irish... but the english? They are probably one of the least favourite cultures in the EU.
The weaker the EU is, the better, the more nationalistic each nation is, the better. My nation has it's culture, and leaving my nation's culture in the hands of filthy Germans, is to take my nation and drown it in a toilet like the school bully.
The EU and all globalist entities are 100% evil, and I'm not saying that people shouldn't be allowed to have global trade, no I'm in favor of trade, but I'm also in favor of nations being allowed to have their own laws, no matter how barbaric or immoral, it should be left up to the people to decide what laws they lead their lives under, I mean as an anarchist, I don't want laws at all, in fact I wish I had enough nukes, so that I could make Strasbourg and Brussels disappear from the map.
Had I gotten any form of political power, I'd make Putin look like a cute fluffy pet bunny. There would be deaths, of politicians, and everyone who opposed my rule. this might seem in opposition of anarchism, but to achieve extreme goals, you need to begin with extreme measures, and taking out those who oppose you, is the first step. I'd then make sure to remove as many taxes as possible, because the more money the people have, the more stuff they can buy, and the more stuff they can buy, the more value the currency has, and the more valuable the currency is, the more foreigners wants to buy it, and the more foreigners that buy it, means that the economy is stronger, and the more the value of each coin becomes, and as such one could create a positive economic spiral.
@@MrProthall It depends on their attitude and behaviour, but generally I would like it, if we were friends. Sadly, when we were in England during school exchange, a friend of mine was beaten unexpectedly for speaking German and a girl from my class had her arm broken by some teenagers who told her to fuck off. It seems they are educating their children to have a very hostile mindset towards us. That is very unfortunate. I haven't encountered such behaviour anywhere else. It is really sad and unnecessary. It is harmful for both countries and peoples.
@@MrProthall ...I definitely like this nice Scottish man here!!!
As a German, it's very reassuring to see you cringe about your politicians just as much as I do 😂😂
Cheers Mert, this is gonna be a long one...
I'm from Frankfurt, I've grown up bilingual, my dad is from the west country around Bristol and still has family in England.. Brexit has been pretty rough to witness. There's an unshakeable feeling of sleaze and corruption, sort of like the smell of bad chip fat which has been drawing itself through all the BS surrounding Brexit and that is: It's not based on reality but flawed ideology from years ago.
I'm as befuddled as you are by the relative silence from the "lefty woke comedians" (actual Laura Kuenssberg quote) but simultaneously I'm also very annoyed at how relatively ineffective the public broadcasting services have been at actually discussing the relevant subjects instead of producing hot air when opposing sides discuss. There hasn't been common ground for an honest debate since before 2016 because the consensus on what *actually* makes the UK economy work has been under strategic assault by people like Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and their lackeys which have gone to any microphone they could find armed with talking points they knew couldn't or wouldn't be challenged if you simply accuse your opposing side of not being patriotic.
It went something like this:
Brexiteer: We could make X more this year if we weren't bound by EU regulations
Remainer: Name the regulations that keep you from making money; also if we're not in the EU, you've got no market to sell to.
B: Haven't you heard of the straight cucumbers? Also we can just make new trading arrangements from a better negotiating position
R: How? The cucumbers thing is debunked btw. Trading arrangements have thousands of "nomenclatures" for products and those have thousands, sometimes 5-6 figure amounts of subcategories. To negotiate those takes years, if not decades and currently we're in one of the world's strongest trading blocks acting as one of it's strongest members. And how will you import things to Britain if the only(!) deep harbour for international containerships in the UK is in Liverpool*. Are you going to supply a country through one harbour?
B: Seems you have no faith in our economy and what our country can do when it's unshackled
R: What in the name of all things holy is that even supposed to mean?!? Have you gone mental?
Reporter: So it seems the debate is heating up between the daring Brexiteer and the cautious Remainer, back to the studioblabla
Me: What in the actual F**k, how can this reporter mispresent these two sides as even remotely comparable in their reasonability, let alone be so unprepared not to fact check anything they say? This is journalism with malicious intent jnifoeVGjFewftxe
And that's where I really lost hope for the UK, but England in particular, to ever get it's sh!t back together again.
The fact there were no repercussions
-for incessant lying to the press about Brexit benefits because Murdoch,
-nobody noticing the barefaced lie in saying "we'll have more negotiating power from outside the trade block than as one of it's most powerful members"
-not for the false prorogation of parliament,
-the half heartedness of the investigations into the covid parties,
-the obvious corruption within the city of London trying to turn Britain into a tax haven. This is the real reason for Brexit btw, there's an EU wide anti tax haven law in the works...
-the entire handling of covid,
-the fact Kwasi Kwarteng and Matt Hancock are for rent at an hourly rate to influence policy decisions at your discretion,
-David Cameron for creating this anti-EU sentiment and then unleashing an entirely skewed public vote in the wake of this sentiment he made. How was the vote skewed you ask? Well, since the debate about first past the post is in right now...
Remain had one mandate: maintain relations with EU as is.
Brexit had the "no deal" camp, the "Norway/Switzerland style deal" people, the "US and Canada" and the "RRRUUUUUUULLLEEEE BBBRRIITTTAAAANNNNIIIAAAA" people all voting for the same side while they all wanted wildly different things. That's the reason everything after that vote was a complete shit show, it gave "bumbling fools" the mandate to enforce a vague ideology over business experience and since they managed to gain a democratic mandate by unifying that majority behind them at the Brexit vote, I don't see any way of stopping this unless Britain votes again.. Especially since Keir Starmer has announced once elected he's not going to try and reverse Brexit and rejoin the EU but instead "make Brexit work" which only 3 PMs have failed to do so far. How stupid can labour be to wilfully take the negative consequences of the tories' flirt with populism and decide to make something of this ideological failure of an economic proposition instead of distancing themselves as far from it as possible? I can't believe why Keir simply won't say "if we knew what we know now about the reality of Brexit, we should either vote again or reevaluate our options regarding our cost of living crisis and our supermarket shelves being empty".
wow, I had to get that off my chest. Well done if you managed to somehow wrangle my world salad, feel free to enjoy a biscuit. Cheers from Frankfurt.
EDIT: I should have mentioned the inhumane refugee debate, rivers full of crap, Braverman's Rwanda fantasy, 30000 new police officers, new hospitals, 350 million for the NHS on a red bus, the strikes by RMT+nurses&doctors for inflation adjusted wages, fish exports lol, throw in the mild annoyance at Andrew in contrast to the coordinated attacks against Meghan and a dead queen later, there's no more sympathy left for Britain...
*The only deep water harbour in the UK made for giant containerships is in fact in Suffolk in Felixstowe; not Liverpool.
EDIT2: I totally forgot the reality denying debate about the Good Friday Agreement about the Island of Ireland. I'm sure I can can come up with more.
Long, very long, but good. From the outside it seems that the UK has the same problem with reporting and journalism as the USA: two money driven oposing wings ithout any objective representation.
At keast in Germany I still have the feeling that you are able to get decently unbias information quite easily.
Grüße aus dem RMG
cheers from vienna
thx for the biscuit
Well said. Greetings from Toulouse.
@@ileana8360 RMG... Ist das seit neustem die Abkürzung für unsere Gegend? Ich meine, immerhin round about 5 Millionen Menschen, infolge dichter Besiedlung...
@@melchiorvonsternberg844 Eigentlich seit Ewigkeitem die Abkürzung für Rhein-Main-Gebiet
You are wonderful, Sir ! I suffered so much from Brexit, because my goddaughter is half british... But today you made me laugh (we can`t change, what happened, so let`s find the humor about it... I learned this more than ever from my goddaughters grandparents, RIP Mary and Bert...). Thank you so much, thank you so much... Love fom here, Sir !
Theresa May?: Never liked her conservative political position(s), but once Brexit was (was it? which one?) mandated she appeared to be the last conservative trying to make the best of the mess whereas the rest of the conservatives were already captured by radical economic interest groups. That is where my sympathy for TM comes from.
not sympathy. empathy. much like the empathy we have for Joe Biden. poor boy keeps hitting is head, tripping over his own feet. Our elections are going to be a shitshow with 2 80-year-olds dancing like Theresa May.....
She was definatly a sane person. Something that is not for sure about all Tory politicans.
Brexit was like having that one friend who has one foot inside the house and one outside, keeps telling you he's about to leave but after 4 hours he's still there.
Young, innovative british politicians wouldn't have called for Brexit in the first place. ^^
They would, however, they would've had done it in a much better manner than that joke of a Brexit we got. Come on, who leaves a trade union, even if it's an evil trade union, without making sure to prep up the internal infrastructure to be able to keep up after leaving. It pisses me off, how poorly it was done. And I wish my nation left ASAP as well, but even we don't have enough stuff internally to not fail even harder than the Brits did.
@@livedandletdie The notion that there is a more competent way to do it is already ludicrous. Any notion of -xit is a testimony of not understanding the modern world and balances of power.
They do not vote...
Hey! I'm from Germany and I love the way, you react to the Heute Show! I really love the show and just can tell you, watch more episodes of it! It's totally worth it!
It is so great to see an actual British person reacting to this German comedy about Brexit. I usually watch the heute show every week and sometimes wonder how the public in other countries would receive this kind of humour and sarcastic dealing with pretty deep and serious topics :D
"Aber du wolltest doch."
"Halt die Fresse, du Nazi!"
😂😂😂
Now that you have discovered the "Heute Show" and one of its contributions on Brexit, I can only reiterate watching "Brexit: Lutz van der Horst verkauft den Briten Schmuggelware" (Engl.: "Brexit: Lutz van der Horst sells contraband to the British") from the same programme. Yes, the short introduction is in German and not subtitled, but that does not detract from the rest, which is in English. This video hits your humour spot on and since you can laugh at the Brexit event, it would absolutely entertain you!
YES I sent that one to all my british friends
@@soulcatcher_pajome And what did they say?
I am most impressed about how you didn't take any of this personally and even enjoyed it. I am not sure I would be able to do the same.
All the best to you folks on the island with limited loading capacity.
Ohh comm on you surely are laughing about the build speed and expenses of many Germanys big Projekts (Stuttgart 21,Flughafen Berlin usw) pressent by Mario Bart without crying for hours yeah it hurts too see that shit and crying isn't gonna make it better but laughing at least helps a bit with coping
@@TheLtVoss
I would recommend presentations by die Anstalt because they are a lot more sophisticated.
The best joke about Brexit is that the Irish Sea now has a customs border, which, from a German perspective, has almost the proportions of historical karma.
Yeah you have a point there 🤔 i see some similarities too...
The best joke about Brexit is that its the German economy in recession and not as predicted, the British economy..........
@@artrandyGermany is in a technical recession. England didn't manage to get their pre-corona-standard back by the end of 2022, while the other G7-nations did.
However the Brexit might not be as bad as many people said. Bureaucracy in the EU is still the main problem.
@@artrandy Oh where is the evidence? Everyone can talk BS without prove of her/his arguments.
@@geilor
Typical sense of humour failure on behalf of a German. Making fun of others, whilst missing the point about themselves.
I've never met a German yet that can laugh at themselves, which is a prerequisite of joining the human race. And with the AfD racing into second place in German politics, that possibility is becoming ever more distant..........
I am from Germany, and I honestly felt sorry for Theresa May... Having to "deliver brexit" without having any idea how to do it right and the negotiations being in the perfect stalemate that Boris Johnson brought them to. :)
Thank you for your videos, so fascinating to see that you as a British citizen love our heute show and German sarcasm so much. You are from Scotland, right? I have been to Scotland a couple of times, and I always felt that most Scots never really understood why GB was chasing that Brexit idea. I would even have liked it, if Scotland had done it´s own referedum of leaving the UK.
But on the other hand, I think most of Great Britain realized the day after the referendum what just had happened and could not believe they really did it, too.
So sad that the UK left the EU. The brexit populists betrayed those who believed them, and destroyed what was literally decades in the making and realization before. I wish you were still with us! :)
Personally opinion May: Out of all the prime ministers that had to deal with brexit (May, Bojo, Truss and now Sunak) she was the least worse one.
You can call them with one Name: Majo Trusnak
Of course. Because before she realized that Brexit was unavoidable she actually was anti-Brexit.
2:43 As a German watching an awesome scottish Mert watching german comedy listening to english Boris being dubbed into german - my brain just did the brainxit 😂 Love the accent, love your content!
The Brexit was driven by the fear about migrants. Typically for right-wing parties. After Brexit the UK struggled with having enough employees 😅
it was against the easteuropeans. but they have another big issues!
The people who wanted Brexit were using the fear about migrants to get people to vote for it and against their own interests. But it wasn't the real reason why they wanted it. They wanted to get rid of EU regulations. And they even said that, they just didn't tell people which regulations they wanted to get rid of. In the end, it's always about money, and all they wanted was to make those who are already the weakest in the state even more vulnerable, so they can make more money.
If you do not live in a pressure city area you cannot understand the resentment about loss of home feeling
@@leaspauli7807 Which is a fun "reason" since the UK was not part of Schengen. And thus there was nothing to fear. It was always up to the UK itself who gets to immigrate and who doesn't.
@@germanmosca well as part of the english empire a lot of people from colonies are free to come to england!
I love your dialect/accent - really refreshing!
To be fair, the Heute Show also rips into German Politics quite often😂
Best episode is with Martin Sonneborn who interviews a lobbyist of the Pharma Industry. The lobbyist didnt recognize that he is from a Comedy Show 😂
7:00 The "Hassknecht" character is a parody on "commentaries" that some German news programs air, provided by various journalists.
"Hass" means "anger" and "knecht" is a farm hand or server.
They have his segments on every episode, and he ALWAYS has a meltdown, but what he says is always based on fact.
"Hass" means "hate" though
Your channel was suggested to me by the YT algorithm a couple of days ago and I really enjoy it. Thank you for your vids and thank you for pointing out your love for German sarcasm. I personally think dark humor in Germany isn’t as much appreciated as in your home country. But it exists and has his audience. Btw: the artist name of the last comedian, Gernot Hassknecht, translates literally as „Gernot hate servant“ the surname is obvious, the name „Gernot“ is very old fashioned (middle ages) and includes „Not“ which translates to necessity or misery. His real name is Hans-Joachim Heist.
Thank you for uploading this! I have seen some of your videos in the past and I finally subscribed to your UA-cam today because I very much enjoy your content. It is so awesome to see that there are still people out there who are able to take a joke. As a german I also have to say that it is great to see somebody from another country enjoying german comedy so much. So thank you very much for checking out and reacting to our comedy 🙂 On a side note I would like to mention that I have a few close friends in the UK, and I have visited a couple of times as well. You guys for sure have some amazing people over there and I sure enjoy your company. On a more personal note I would like to say that I LOVE listening to your accent! We really need to promote this channel so that everybody get's to see you. Wish you all the best and good luck for your future and I am looking forward to seeing more videos from you. Take care 🙂
I absolutely adore your humor and not being completely hurt by this!!
Oliver Welke and his team are the best! I love how he breaks down politics every week.
I am German and the heuteshow is my favorite satire show, because I enjoy the humor so much. Also, I‘m glad to see that you can laugh about your own politicians too!
I love the „heute show“. I always want to laugh and cry at the same time. I‘d love to see you react to more of their videos =)
Hi from Germany! What a funny setup. English clips are shown and translated to German in a German show and are translated back to English in the subtitles and watched by you. I watch your channel from here in Germany and comment it in English. 😂
You have a very good sense of humor. I am glad that you don't feel offended, but rather laugh about the exaggerations by the heute show. I like the show too. Most of it is about German politics and there they are just as sarcastic as with England.
I don't see UK as different from the rest of Europe, except you are driving on the wrong side. 😉 I regretted the brexit, but your decision was respected by the EU, and I think both sides have so far made the best of it.
Thanks for your video!
Unfortunately you can't see from Germany that
1) brexit was based on fraud (the margin between leave & remain was
I can see why you would be inclined to respect the UK's choice (after all, it's good riddance to bad rubbish), but I wish you could be aware of the human rights abuses and condemn them....
Gernot Hassknecht ist a legend....😍
If you look at the global development with China and Russia, you can only say one thing, we should all stick together!
Greetings from Germany
Yeah and maybe then we could achieve 1/5 of what they do. Or - just befriend them and stop threatening them.
@@Nat3YT we tried. Both became more selfconfident, more aggressive und less befriended. We on the other hand more dependant.
@@derzweifler242 I dont think we really did. We made promises we havent kept and lead an alliance that still exists to make one of them less influencial. We really didnt try at all.
I loved how Serdar Somuncu´s "500 Miles" Cover "500 Pfund" painted a great picture what the brexit could become.
yeah, unfortunately i couldn't find a subtitled version: ua-cam.com/video/rGW2fTvspME/v-deo.html
Oliver Welke is the perfect connection between German and English humor, he is the German voice of David Williams in Little Britain (one of the best shows of all time btw)
Another great reaction video from you. Too bad, that the shown video is too dark so that we almost can't see a thing.
Probably due to copyright issues
@@d.l.3807 sollen die briten doch GEZ zahlen xD
I tilted my laptop screen until I could see the video as it played.
Fun fact about the feeling of embarassment you feel on behlf of someone else: in german we call that "Fremdschämen" 😂 glad to see it happening to someone else
To be fair, right after the vote, here is proof that at least three English people (comedians, of course) showed some shame and begged the Scots for forgiveness:
ua-cam.com/video/mVy7faNKEtM/v-deo.html
Cringe
Living in Germany these days..., so I can say that you've found a nice one! This show brings a smile to my face everytime even when they are ripping up the US. RECOMMENDATION: Der Dunning Kruger Blues - You can listen to it in UA-cam, but you will have to find a translation of the lyrics.
As a german i can tell you: This show has „high quality“. Not always, but most often. The presenter is spot on, highly skilled…and typically does not fear controversial issues.
Enjoy the show!
Es macht noch mehr Spaß, deutsche Comedians anzusehen, wenn du sie ansiehst, denn ich freue mich immer auf deine Reaktion aus schottischer Sicht.
Ich finde es besonders spannend das es sowas wohl in der Form im Vereinigen Königreich nicht gibt. Trotz des bösen britischen Humors.
Und das es verstanden wird...
Just by the way: Oliver Welke, the anchorman of "Die Heute Show" is the German dubbing voice of the "Little Britain" actor David Williams.
Wow, I never heard of someone from the UK loving German comedy! So we finally made it :-D Although we're far far away from the Pythons still...... I am still sorry for your Brexit..... but I also have to admit: I am glad you tried it first so all the right wing trolls in the rest of Europe can see and hopefully learn......
Brexit was one of the saddest things to happen to the EU. It didn't help Britain or the EU.
I am from German, and I gotta admit, that I don’t watch TV - BUT the „heute Show“ is comedy at its best & talks about important political topics/facts - I love it & I think every country (or whatever) should have something like this.
The heute show mostly targets the German politics and society though, so it’s mostly less interesting for foreigners I guess…
Hi, I'm from Germany! I loooooove the "Heute Show"!
Heute Show is legendary in Germany. Pls more of the Heute Show, you cant go wrong with that.
Hi, (another German here =) )
i really like your reaction about the heute-show. As you recognized in the first two minutes of your video: this show doesn´t hold back. The concept is a short summary about the last week´s news in the most sarcastic and satire way as possible. I don´t know if there could be a favourite episode. I noticed for myself, i need the right mood to watch it or i start depressing about the stupidity from (most times) our politicians.
Thank you for this video and your honest opinion =)
I'm German and the "Heute show" is my favorite German comedy show. You also learn a lot of interesting and random facts:D
The fact that German vision of the office is funnier than the original speaks for itself
As a German, I have to agree with many of my fellow countrymen - English humour is quite superior :D However I'd actually describe the German humour rather dry and hard, so I'm happy that you like it that much! Though I have to say, the "heute show" is something we can be rather proud of🙃
I nearly died when he pulled out the vinegar xD oh my god, especially they he delivers the line too
11:55 and it takes a Scot to appreciate the German sense of humour 😉. Thank you.
Btw, I love your accent.
To be fair, this german TV show takes on german politics most of the time, not only foreign. Very nice, that Britains can laugh about that kind of humour. We love british humour as well. Best from Germany
Gernot Hassknecht.
Even the name in itself is possibly the most aggressive sounding german name that was ever made up!
No. That's Neidhardt Nörgel.
@@charlottepeukert9095 nee, Hassknecht aka Hateserf is way worse than Nörgel aka Niggle
One of the best german comedy shows is "Stromberg", the german adaptation of "the office" lol
Gernot Hassknecht (Gernot "Hate-minion"), the guy at the end is actually a reoccuring character. He plays a stereotypical choleric middled aged/elderly (maybe retired?) German who talks himself into an anger fit about any current topic. He is hilarious but you don't want someone like him as your neighbour in real life... xD
1:50 "Mambo Number Steif" in the background got me there... XD It would have been even better, had they played the Mambo No 5 during the dancing scene with May. (five is pronounced the same way as steif, the latter meaning stiff)
Germany has great political Satire whereas Britain has great Dark Humor & the best inappropriate Jokes I ever heard :D
Also, you've got one of the best Comedy-Shows in the World: "Taskmaster"
Mhm German Humor cann be very dark( just look how dark out children books are) and the German Humor is for most people too dry or too dark (I mean same more resilient people even chock about my darkest jokes before grinning 😅 ) but on the inappropriate jokes yeha British humor is the best
@@TheLtVoss Children Books have nothing to do with comedy. It's like comparing Movies with onions as both can make you cry. What? And there are no "dark jokes" in german. at least I haven't heard any in over 30 years... there are inappropriate and racist jokes but no dark ones. Unless you mean something like "Was ist lustiger als ein totes Baby? Ein Baby im Clownskostüm." Which should be a "dark joke" but I have never seen anyone being even slightly amused by it.
@@MortimerFolchert well too the first part Humor has many components (sociocultural (aka Grimm, Biene Maja, Heidi usw) elements aswell as knowledge or surpises and same more depending on how you quote ) and should be cratered too the audience
And for the dark jokes yeha I know same of these type but they are relay to much first time shocking element and are way too often repeated my styl is more of a self reflection of my worst days and the people that leaft a impression on me in that time that hits closer too the stomach if you start too think about it or have a very visual imagination one of the better :
"Das Leben als Junky ist fast wie ein Video Spiel. Du wachst auf keine Ahnung was gestern war aber hast sofort die erste Mission : (mit Sergols/Gollum Stimme ) SAMMEL GOLD kaum hast du das erledigt gibt es die nächste Mission : FINDE EIN ALCHEMISTEN, und die nächste muss ja eine komplett Questline sein :GELANGE SICHER ZURÜCK ZUM UNTERSCHLUPF wo man dann wieder Blackout mäßig zusammenbricht Tja niemand hat gesagt es sein ein gutes Spiel und trotzdem haben mehr als genug Leute was anderes erwartet und es vorbestellt/gekauft
Well told with same performing it is way better at least at first till you start too think about a meth or crak junky that life's on the side of the road getting anything that he cann turn into money for the next shot only too repeatat that cycle of slow self destruction just because he made a bad decision
@@MortimerFolchert How about the following?
Alle Kinder gehen an den Rand der Klippe, um in den Abgrund zu sehen. Nur Peter, der geht noch 'nen Meter.
Alle Kinder entfliehen dem brennenden Haus. Nur Klaus, der schaut noch alleine aus dem Fenster raus.
Die Kinder spielen Wasserball im tiefen Becken. Nur Paulchen taucht, denn er kann nicht schwimmen.
I'm pretty sure there's more of these.
@@scifino1 yeah, but I haven't seen anyone ever laugh at those "jokes". not even an 80yr old grandpa...
I lost it at "and that disgusting beer that you have to drink with a knife and fork" I'm German too and the way he said it was hilarious
the "Heute Show" is a weekly satire/comedy/news show. it summs up what happened during the week (airs on fridays) and makes fun of it. sometimes they simplify a bit much for my taste, but it's always entertaining and... if I can't laugh about this world, how else am I supposed to cope?
and yea, I'd say, Oliver Welke's (the host) face is a national treasure. and because he's always the first to poke fun at himself, none of his mockery feels stale.
I can recommend austrian comedians/poetry slammaers/ satirists... if you like it a bit darker and more macabre. for some reason, that's their thing.
I love your reaction videos and your wonderful scottish accent. Keep on posting. Greetings from Switzerland.
I am very happy to hear from you that you like German comedians and satire shows so much.😅👍
Hi, the HEUTE Show is a cult in Germany and has several important Awards. For example the "Grimme Prize"! The Show is on Fridays from 10.30pm to 11.00pm and I always try to watch. Greetings from Germany. ✌Thank you for the Video!!👍
Why is it so dark :(((
Really enjoyed watching it as a german. Thx for the nice reaction 😂
"Die Heute-Show" styles itself after two German news formats from its parent station ZDF, namely "Heute" & "Heute Journal", using the same (or a copy of) the set, though they do often have a secondary set to occasionally do skits. But basically they cover current political events in a satirical manner.
They do good work! I prefer the show Extra Drei from the North German regional station NDR which does something similar, but Heute-Show can be really, really fun, too
The Heute show is not satire, it's comedy. Most jokes are superficial and offensive. But there is certainly a good contribution here and there.
@@stadtfahrplan What... that is the definition of satire (as Mert also says correctly)! That is not just random comedy.
@@stadtfahrplan well yes its satire :"the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." could not be more fitting!
Thats not true. Its is a copy of the daily show under Jon Stewart. The name, the political commentary and the correspondents are taken right from the comedy central original and adapted to the german political landscape. Its basically like "Stromberg" for "The office." Funny but by no means original.
@@possumGFX Wtf are you talking about. Somebody who does satire about German politics is a copy of another show which does comedy about sth completely different?! Aja. Do you hear yourself? And sure, if I become a football star today, I am a copy of Messi, as he played football first. 🙄🤦♂
Fun fact (which might have already been mentioned, but I'm not digging through 1500 comments): the guy who plays Gernot Hassknecht also was the German dub voice of Anger in the Pixar movie "Inside Out". I don't think I've ever seen a more apropos bit of casting.
As a german... the performance from Ms. May and Mr. Johnson increased my appreciation for german politicans decently.
Seriously, the two-party-system creates underperforming uk politicans. Imho a lot of the troubles between the UK and EU, a string of mediocre prime ministers. Only interested in UK interests, not in the EU project. Leading to no results for anyone.
What do you people know about two party systems or democracy at all? Given its own choice, Germany rejected democracy in 1933, and had it shoved down its throat in 1945, as complete losers. No wonder democracy is not popular in Germany. Who precisely voted for Frau Merkel's last administration? I remember it going on for weeks without conclusion. If that isn't an "underperforming system", what is matey? You are a hypocrite.
Without Merkel, maybe no Nord Stream, and without Nord Stream, Germany would not have paid Russia so many Euros to fund the war against Ukraine in advance.
And if Germany was interested in democracy, why did they not ensure at the start that that the head of the EU commission was elected by the people, instead of corrupt deals negotiated behind the speaker's chair. The UK inherited an undemocratic system when it joined.
If the Commission had been a democratic, I doubt Brexit would have succeeded in the UK.
You have the AfD Nazis second in the opinion polls, & Britain doesn't want to be in the same Parliament as that bunch of ruffians.
Good luck with your own politicians😁😁😁, I've yet to see a good leader of Germany since unification in the C19th, except Brandt.......
Appreciation towards Baerbock, Habeck, Faeser, Scholz? You are way funnier than all of GEZ-TV-Comedy
@@badkarma2638alle sind besser als die Rechtsextremen der AFD. Die haben gar keine Antworten 😂😂
tbf we got more than 4 big parties in germany and all of them are underperforming and putting the goods in their own bags...
And now the AfD are the Clowns in Germany that want to leave the EU😂
It's not humor, it's government propaganda.
The viewership has collapsed and lately one of the comedians involved quit stating that 'if you criticise anything you are out'.
I just admire your (personal) attitude and I'm happy our nations are still friendly neighbours - hope you'll be back in EU one day ...
this "heute show" is among the greatest political satire/comedy you can find.
the optical appearance looks like the serious "heute" news shown on the german public broadcast ZDF opening the daily evening prime time at 7pm.
I guess they send weekly except for some breaks ( I think in summer ) and it is always entertaining to watch.
They don't just make fun of foreign stuff like the Brexit in this case here, but also and mostly of german bullshit, like tax waste for silly and way too expensive public buildings, projects or stupid regulations. And the most important thing: they do their bet to do it as "neutral" as the serious news show - everyone who deserves it gets hit on, no matter where from far left to far right you are on the political spectre.
great and open minded reaction of yours, by the way
I really love that show and to see a Non-German enjoying that, especially one who is targeted by it, is very funny 😄👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Thanks for the compliment about our sarcasm
Why is it so dark????
You saying "my freckled friends" in that Scottish accent made me very happy.
Cool accent! 😃 I am still extremely sad that you no longer wanted to be part of our common Europe. It also shows the dangers of referendums and how easily they can be influenced. People voted against their own interests.
And I like your rolling "R"! ;-)
Hey there. Have you checked the video twice before uploading. Or is it wanted that way. 😅 We go with dark humor here in Germany but there is darker ones... 😜
Maybe because of Copyright?
@@Anthyrion that's might be the case...
This show goes ten times harder on German politics. They where taking it easy on bashing the brexit in comparison. Especially when they make fun of the German train system
Not a huge fan of the heute-show, but I do love the Gernot Hassknecht character (and the great acting). People in a righteous rage are both beautiful and scary, awesome in the most literal sense.
Hassknecht as German Chancellor ? That is something I would love to see
happy for you seeing those videos blow up