How To Tell If Someone Is A Physics/Engineering Student

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  • Are you worried that your friend might be a physics or engineering student? Here's how to find out.
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  • @prae197
    @prae197 5 років тому +6352

    It seems the symptoms of math majors were left as an exercise to the audience

  • @joshelguapo5563
    @joshelguapo5563 4 роки тому +12945

    Mathematician: pi can not be expressed as a fraction
    Physicists: π/1

    • @RobbEditing
      @RobbEditing 4 роки тому +3110

      Engineer: 3/1

    • @DD-rl7xo
      @DD-rl7xo 4 роки тому +564

      I know u are joking but for any other passer-by who may think its right,
      Well fractions are part of whole So 3.1415..../1 is not a fraction.
      You can call any number less than or equal to 1 /1 as a fraction but not greater than that. Its also not a rational number because pi is not an integer

    • @excaliburst
      @excaliburst 4 роки тому +1632

      @@DD-rl7xo found the mathematician

    • @FAB1150
      @FAB1150 4 роки тому +123

      @Sky Dome not pi, π=3.141592....., 22/7=3.142857......

    • @TheTurtleOfGods
      @TheTurtleOfGods 4 роки тому +223

      @@FAB1150 missing the point. As an engineer THAT'S WAYYY BETTER THAN 3/1
      pi is 22/7

  • @marcosceles2789
    @marcosceles2789 4 роки тому +8287

    First of all, I'm an engineering student. Secondly, I'm offended with the comments saying that we always tell people we are engineering students.

    • @susceptibility_
      @susceptibility_ 3 роки тому +172

      LOL This comment is so underrated

    • @aniketh_99
      @aniketh_99 3 роки тому +236

      i am an engineering student and you are guilty as charged

    • @yogeshghadge5748
      @yogeshghadge5748 3 роки тому +22

      You yourself said it.

    • @daritapro
      @daritapro 3 роки тому +131

      I’m an engineering student and I am also offended.

    • @zainabfarhan5823
      @zainabfarhan5823 3 роки тому +73

      Omg right, as an engineering student, I’m so offended

  • @nick_ca
    @nick_ca 4 роки тому +3608

    "Inches per millisecond"
    Dog my nose is bleeding

    • @Freakschwimmer
      @Freakschwimmer 3 роки тому +173

      1 in/ms is about 1.527x10^5 furlongs/fortnight. Damn thats Fast!
      Long life the FFF-System! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FFF_system

    • @awesome7732
      @awesome7732 3 роки тому +21

      i mean 2 in/ms is only 57 mph

    • @Brooke-rw8rc
      @Brooke-rw8rc 3 роки тому +66

      "slugs per bushel"

    • @biswajit10
      @biswajit10 3 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @markjohnson6252
      @markjohnson6252 3 роки тому +5

      sounds like all i got in the bed

  • @bma8013
    @bma8013 5 років тому +20426

    A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician each enter a room containing a bucket of water, and a garbage can that is burning.
    The physicist looks at the fire then looks at the bucket of water. Pulls out a sheet of paper and calculates the exact amount of water required to put the fire out, carefully measures it from the bucket and dumps it on the fire with not a drop wasted.
    The engineer enters the room looks at the fire then looks at the bucket, grabs the bucket and dumps it on the fire and puts it out.
    The mathematician enters the room, looks at the fire, then looks at the bucket. then looks at the fire again, and looks at the bucket again. He puts his arms in the air and yells “A SOLUTION EXISTS!!” and walks out of the room.

    • @bashersully7667
      @bashersully7667 5 років тому +2438

      The mathematician proves that if x is a subset of water and y is a subset of fire, and x is the inverse of y, then a solution to the predicament does indeed exist.

    • @zackthompson7753
      @zackthompson7753 5 років тому +330

      That was funny

    • @inigo8740
      @inigo8740 5 років тому +1078

      The mathematician looks at the fire, looks at the water, at the physicist, and the engineer, and decides to cut the power, since the only way that both of them had put out a fire seems logical to the mathematician is there's an electric fire starter plugged in.
      In the dark room illuminated by the trash fire, the engineer and the physicist wonder why the mathematician couldn't just play along.
      The mathematician was no longer invited to any thought experiments.

    • @RiceBoy7thst
      @RiceBoy7thst 5 років тому +64

      @@inigo8740 lol brilliant

    • @anon2497
      @anon2497 5 років тому +327

      I'm both a mathematician and a physicist (the requirements for the two degrees at my school were literally both satisfied by the math degree's requirements, so I figured, "why not apply for both" - and both were given ;) ... But my IMMEDIATE thought upon reading this scenario was to turn the garbage can upside down and suffocate the fire, sine I have no interest in determining whether the stuff burning would react adversely to the water (ie, explosion!!!)... I am NOT a chemist... I AM, quite possibly and according to many of those I meet, "abnormal" and "unique"... I consider this high praise indeed :) But this may be because I am a programmer... KIS baby!

  • @TheRealCharlieSuper
    @TheRealCharlieSuper 5 років тому +5213

    Meanwhile, an IT student, when asked a question about an issue, "Have you turned it off and back on again?"

    • @inigo8740
      @inigo8740 5 років тому +267

      The exact phrase is: "Have you tried turning it of and on again?"
      Possibly with an Irish accent.

    • @faizanhanief6269
      @faizanhanief6269 4 роки тому +36

      IT CROWD!

    • @shyshka_
      @shyshka_ 4 роки тому +35

      works every time though :D

    • @vimalsheoran8040
      @vimalsheoran8040 4 роки тому +50

      that's n IT pro not a student, they'll first ask you whether the input is sorted or not.

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 роки тому +55

      @@inigo8740
      Then: "Is it plugged in the wall"
      If they say yes to both questions then you stop the playback and pick up the phone.

  • @aaron9828
    @aaron9828 4 роки тому +1331

    As an engineering student, I will get heavily annoyed if you confront me with inches.

    • @ConfusedPlushiee
      @ConfusedPlushiee 4 роки тому +19

      ...
      ...
      ..
      slugs
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slug_(unit)

    • @shoaibchangezi
      @shoaibchangezi 3 роки тому +45

      In some cases, an inch can makes a big difference.

    • @alidurrani4645
      @alidurrani4645 2 роки тому +62

      I still remember in my engineering degree, there was a course called machine design, and its course material was in inches,
      for every problem that i solve i would first convert all the data from inches to meters, solve it there and then convert the results back to inches lol

    • @leoman5481
      @leoman5481 2 роки тому +13

      @@alidurrani4645 we had a intro to engineering course where we would just do engineering problems from physics to chemistry basically all over the place but the “hard” part is that each problem would mix the units up so you would have to do like 10 conversion

    • @sandgunslinger2739
      @sandgunslinger2739 2 роки тому +38

      Inch: 1 inch
      Foot: 12 inches
      Yard: 3 feet
      Mile: 5,280 feet
      Millimeter: 1/1000 meter
      Centimeter: 1/100 meter
      Meter: 1 meter
      Kilometer: 1000 meters
      Seriously who came up with Imperial and WHY; Metric makes so much more sense!
      Edit: don’t even get me started on conversions between the two systems.

  • @mrahzzz
    @mrahzzz 4 роки тому +901

    Oh my god. The "Trust me, I answered quickly" just put me in a rage. I have a classmate who always tries to help me/anyone (whether his help is requested or not), and I never trust him because he *always* answers things immediately and confidently, regardless of if he knows or not. This video made me remember that he did engineering in his undergrad. It all makes sense now. The test works.

    • @ConfusedPlushiee
      @ConfusedPlushiee 4 роки тому +61

      As an engineering student i can confirm: I answer way too many questions without knowing anything about the subject. Did i mention i do engineering?

    • @mrahzzz
      @mrahzzz 4 роки тому +19

      @@ConfusedPlushiee Haha this was beautiful. To be fair, I think a lot of physicists do something like this to an extent too, just differently than you all do it. Instead of answering any query confidently and specifically (whether or not the answer's correct) like you guys seem to tend to do, a lot of us tend to do the, "oh you have a complex problem in a field I know nothing about? Let me make a bunch of simplifications that change the problem completely so that I can say your problem is super easy to solve, and so I can imply that your field is basically pointless."
      (Edit: I guess Andrew made that joke about changing assumptions in this, but also excuse me for my shameless lack of source. I'm ashamed of myself. See XKCD 793)
      But really, I respect you engineers, even if you all infuriate me with your ways sometimes; when it comes down to the important stuff that you've been drilling forever, you guys definitely know your shit 👌.

    • @ledocteur7701
      @ledocteur7701 Рік тому +13

      @@mrahzzz I think part of the reason is that in engineering, you work with what you have. you got the correct tools and knowledge ? great ! but if you don't you still have to make do, a few hammer strikes often do the trick.
      engineering is all about finding solutions, whether or not they work correctly is optional.

    • @karolinaj5045
      @karolinaj5045 9 місяців тому

      I studied engineering. If I hear any question and try to answer it quickly, no matter how well I know the subject, you can just assume that the opposite is probably true

  • @theb1rd
    @theb1rd 5 років тому +10982

    After graduation, the test is easier. Does he have money? Yes = engineer.

    • @hakobbasilfan4644
      @hakobbasilfan4644 5 років тому +345

      Is this true or not? I've got 2 years left and all hope is almost lost. From what I hear I'll have to slave for 60 hours every week for shit pay

    • @omgpuppet
      @omgpuppet 5 років тому +409

      theb1rd There are plenty of physics and math majors making bank in finance jobs

    • @collinreyes2983
      @collinreyes2983 5 років тому +1456

      Let’s be honest, did you really pursue higher level physics or math just to work in finance...

    • @omgpuppet
      @omgpuppet 5 років тому +232

      @@collinreyes2983 Of course not, but they can be lucrative degrees

    • @NerdKing9826
      @NerdKing9826 5 років тому +81

      @@collinreyes2983 some people actually do. I considered it 😁

  • @leirumf5476
    @leirumf5476 4 роки тому +2616

    How to spot a mathematician:
    Step 1) say out loud "sin(x)=x"
    Step 2) see if the subject is furious. If not, then the subject is an engineer or a physicist.

    • @juandesalgado
      @juandesalgado 4 роки тому +272

      That only applies to small people.

    • @thefuckdidyousaytomelittle7580
      @thefuckdidyousaytomelittle7580 4 роки тому +85

      Sin(x) is not always = x

    • @AliasExtremo007
      @AliasExtremo007 4 роки тому +553

      @@thefuckdidyousaytomelittle7580 And that's how you can tell if someone is a math student.

    • @angelo_pavan
      @angelo_pavan 4 роки тому +300

      @@thefuckdidyousaytomelittle7580 we found the mathematician!!

    • @Matt7pl
      @Matt7pl 4 роки тому +49

      It depends what problem we’re working with. If it concerns arbitrarily small oscillations then I am perfectly fine with this assumption

  • @iammaxhailme
    @iammaxhailme 4 роки тому +735

    As a Chemistry student (well, I was like 8 years ago), the way you can find us is that we keep popping up unexpectedly and talking about how we're just as good as physics students, honest!

    • @German_K5
      @German_K5 3 роки тому +32

      agree, except that we are even better

    • @mubarak9380
      @mubarak9380 3 роки тому +15

      @@German_K5 lol ik you joking

    • @rayanzelms9453
      @rayanzelms9453 3 роки тому +22

      That is so true xD I'm an applied chemistry student and working my ass off to double major in chemistry and physics. even though chem graduates are 100% more likely to get a job and are way more successful. there's just something so classy about physics.

    • @iammaxhailme
      @iammaxhailme 3 роки тому +21

      @@rayanzelms9453 oh god no, a BS in chem is absolutely awful for jobs. Change to chemical enginineering or computer science before it's too late

    • @rayanzelms9453
      @rayanzelms9453 3 роки тому +4

      @@iammaxhailme You're right. but I mean if you get your masters in biochem or nano chem medical chem and stuff like that you will get a job. whereas with physics, even if you get a Phd, the best job you can get is being a teacher or a professor and I don't know maybe there's something wrong with me but I don't actually consider those two real jobs Lol😁.

  • @spockw.5250
    @spockw.5250 4 роки тому +240

    How to tell if someone's a physics student: They say "beyond the scope of...." in average conversation

    • @whiteraven2149
      @whiteraven2149 4 роки тому +9

      Or comp sci haha

    • @nuklearboysymbiote
      @nuklearboysymbiote 3 роки тому +23

      @@whiteraven2149 THE VARIABLE IS LOCALLY DEFINED

    • @dorol6375
      @dorol6375 Рік тому +6

      My physics classmates use "measurement error" in an average conversation

  • @rome8726
    @rome8726 5 років тому +3225

    " A math student is a very docile and passive breed until agitated through overconfidence in one's own level of rigor. That's when they are the most dangerous "

    • @shingnosis
      @shingnosis 3 роки тому +13

      Nailed it.

    • @keira04
      @keira04 Рік тому +1

      Nailed it for sure

    • @boggless2771
      @boggless2771 Рік тому +5

      as an engineering student, that is probably a mathmatician at heart, I agree completely.

    • @justinlittle6477
      @justinlittle6477 11 місяців тому +3

      That statement was so true it made me mad 😂

    • @journeyoflife9159
      @journeyoflife9159 5 місяців тому

      I loved that line too

  • @aequanimus63247
    @aequanimus63247 5 років тому +2932

    Bonus: Ask them to write down Euler's identity, If you see a j, you have an electrical/computer engineer on your hands.

    • @frederikjrgensen508
      @frederikjrgensen508 5 років тому +30

      Unless it's your summing variable.

    • @Naverb
      @Naverb 5 років тому +394

      @@frederikjrgensen508if you ask them to write Euler's formula and they give a sum using sigma notation you should run

    • @frederikjrgensen508
      @frederikjrgensen508 5 років тому +88

      ​@@Naverb
      Depends. If you just take it to the 1st order, you're an engineer and go "it's linear!"
      2nd order, you're a physicist and go "Behold, harmonics!"

    • @nathaneyring4858
      @nathaneyring4858 4 роки тому +33

      If you do acoustical physics j is also super common. But acoustical physics has so many ties with engineering that may be an unfair comparison.

    • @ericl8743
      @ericl8743 4 роки тому +3

      Haha so true!

  • @linuxgaminginfullhd60fps10
    @linuxgaminginfullhd60fps10 4 роки тому +863

    I have a much simpler test:
    "What is Lagrange equation"
    Physicist: "Something one might use instead of Newtons laws in classical mechanics".
    Mathematician: "Are you talking about the first or the second kind?"
    Engineer: "An equation no one uses in real world problems."

    • @lexsoft3969
      @lexsoft3969 4 роки тому +211

      What about Maxwell equation in Electromagnetics ?
      Mathematician : It fits my taste.
      Physicist : Brilliant equation by genius scientist.
      Engineer : We almost failed to get our degree because of this.

    • @yerr234
      @yerr234 4 роки тому +10

      that is so inaccurate

    • @yerr234
      @yerr234 4 роки тому +18

      @123 321 we use lagrange for robotics modelling

    • @leonrieck4317
      @leonrieck4317 4 роки тому +15

      we use lagrange equation for finite-elements duh
      which in case you dont know are used to solve real world problems
      also maxwell equations are not that hard lul

    • @snowangel7980
      @snowangel7980 4 роки тому +22

      As an engineer, I can’t express just how inaccurate this is.

  • @geitekop507
    @geitekop507 4 роки тому +235

    Kid from Rome: 'Mom, can we have pi?
    Mom: 'We have pi at home.'
    Pi at home: 22/7

    • @ConfusedPlushiee
      @ConfusedPlushiee 4 роки тому +5

      FTFY 3

    • @striga314
      @striga314 3 роки тому +10

      Ramanujan: so I had this tasty sandwich and then √√(9*9+19*19/22)

    • @SumeetKumarHC
      @SumeetKumarHC 2 роки тому

      @@striga314 we got a mathematician here.

    • @lordmatthew444
      @lordmatthew444 2 роки тому

      Infinity right? Not bad 😎

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 Рік тому

      The fact that that only gives you two decimals makes me angry.

  • @1stcomment700
    @1stcomment700 5 років тому +2220

    Ask them for an equation.
    The engineering student will just Google it
    The physics student will have t memorized or try to derive it

    • @jakeallen7850
      @jakeallen7850 5 років тому +60

      @@mohammadalinabeel8572 You're right, that's far too easy for a physics major.

    • @Huma270490
      @Huma270490 4 роки тому +76

      What kind of engineer do you have on the US? Looks like a joke compared with engineers on this side of the Atlantic...

    • @bautibunge737
      @bautibunge737 4 роки тому +115

      I'm a physics student, and we all hate memorization

    • @PixlPlayer
      @PixlPlayer 4 роки тому +53

      HumA kinda weird that a lot of people on that side of the Atlantic go to college over here

    • @Huma270490
      @Huma270490 4 роки тому +2

      That means nothing about the level.

  • @joaquincubelli4708
    @joaquincubelli4708 5 років тому +5235

    As an engineering student, the imperial units triggers me. (Long live the International System!)

    • @StrategicGamesEtc
      @StrategicGamesEtc 5 років тому +20

      TGM or Primel. I prefer TGM, but to each their own.The metric system is mired in decimal thinking.

    • @supermassiveblackhole8182
      @supermassiveblackhole8182 5 років тому +258

      As a physics major, I have to say I agree. SI is so much easier to work with!

    • @user-xb9yv2ci4c
      @user-xb9yv2ci4c 5 років тому +11

      @@supermassiveblackhole8182 No, cgs. Gauß for the win!

    • @TheShahart
      @TheShahart 5 років тому +26

      As an engineer, i easily work with both

    • @melonlord1414
      @melonlord1414 5 років тому +31

      Can I calculate in kilo-inch? If yes, I don't mind the impereal system.

  • @pheladidikgale1071
    @pheladidikgale1071 4 роки тому +204

    Me (an engineering student) watching this to procrastinate: 😂

  • @storyspren
    @storyspren 4 роки тому +70

    "in/ms" might be the only case where torture can successfully draw information from the subject

  • @rev7671
    @rev7671 5 років тому +2250

    Instructions unclear, I proved the Riemann hypothesis.

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 4 роки тому +99

      Enjoy your million

    • @whogavehimafork
      @whogavehimafork 4 роки тому +75

      Found the mathematician

    • @TheLuckySpades
      @TheLuckySpades 4 роки тому +39

      Pass go, collect your million and pay someone to find out if Bob is a physicist or engineer

    • @davidshelly9142
      @davidshelly9142 4 роки тому +60

      But the proof is too large to fit in the margins of this youtube comment

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 4 роки тому +15

      Instructions unclear, I proved that you can't prove the Riemann hypothesis... though you can't disprove it either, so I proved it!

  • @jarrettbullion1545
    @jarrettbullion1545 5 років тому +2072

    Hey now. As an engineering I prefer variables. Then I let the computer solve the equations.

    • @Bodinie
      @Bodinie 5 років тому +19

      You sure you're not a physics student? If they didn't say I can't you my computer or an integral table then I definitely can.

    • @UnbreakableM1nd
      @UnbreakableM1nd 5 років тому +47

      BLASPHEMY! Learn to use numerical methods you traitor.

    • @yuranideuht1261
      @yuranideuht1261 5 років тому +24

      Computers built by engineers I might add. ;)

    • @MrSamMaloney
      @MrSamMaloney 5 років тому +21

      As a physics student that sounds like something a physics student would do probably with Matlab

    • @joso5681
      @joso5681 4 роки тому +9

      @@yuranideuht1261 Or engineers built by computers?

  • @MrDanielUchiha
    @MrDanielUchiha 4 роки тому +332

    Engineer: lets assume pi = e = 3 and g = 10 m/s² and it will do it fine
    Physics: let's assume a cow is a sphere of radius r and let's apply a Taylor series to see an approximation of this certain quantity
    Maths: wait you can't do this wtf where's the RIGOR

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 2 роки тому +32

      my favorite way to make math and physics majors hurt is to say that pi^2=g

    • @SumeetKumarHC
      @SumeetKumarHC 2 роки тому +1

      @@nottherealpaulsmith epic

    • @potatofuryy
      @potatofuryy 2 роки тому +1

      @@nottherealpaulsmith Why would you say that?

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 2 роки тому

      @@potatofuryy because i hate pure math majors and i want them to suffer

    • @orgaynigga8425
      @orgaynigga8425 2 роки тому +5

      @@nottherealpaulsmith well pi^2 is 9.8 so💀

  • @Not_Iconish
    @Not_Iconish 4 роки тому +478

    Us engineers are like vegans... we need to tell everyone

  • @Dequda
    @Dequda 4 роки тому +517

    I studied both Math and Engineering, one thing you said aswell, is a big point:
    Math students will brag about how little they had to do, while engineers tend to brag about how much they did.

  • @carterwilliams7159
    @carterwilliams7159 5 років тому +1349

    As an engineering student... I feel attacked by how accurate this is...

    • @awesomewinter3103
      @awesomewinter3103 4 роки тому +4

      RIGHT?! I mean it's jokes but in every joke...

    • @divyarao9020
      @divyarao9020 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @wellesmorgado4797
      @wellesmorgado4797 Рік тому

      as a physicist, i agree that the video is spot on!

    • @ahansambhar152
      @ahansambhar152 Рік тому

      well now I am sure many strangers can easily identify who is giving JEE or not

  • @danielhavener5393
    @danielhavener5393 4 роки тому +45

    I love this as I am a Mathematics major, and my two close friends are physics and engineering. We all do feel the need to let everyone know how hard our material is.

  • @zawadulhoque4511
    @zawadulhoque4511 Рік тому +66

    As a math student I still am trying to prove everything he said in this video

  • @LextrickZombies
    @LextrickZombies 5 років тому +3904

    Sin (x) = x
    Mathematician: x = 0
    Physicist: x ≈ 0
    Engineer: yes

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 5 років тому +222

      normal person: what sign? i dont see any signs

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 5 років тому +46

      @@_Zuy not if n is an element of the natural numbers between 0 and 1 inclusive

    • @BenDover-vh9rs
      @BenDover-vh9rs 5 років тому +2

      ​@Nathaniel Rosenstein 45npi too in that case xD

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 5 років тому +34

      @@_Zuy oops, my bad. Should've just used bracket notation: [0,1) and an element of the natural numbers. So basically just 0

    • @robfl100
      @robfl100 4 роки тому +13

      Physicist: x~0

  • @benjamincooper5879
    @benjamincooper5879 5 років тому +2455

    How do you know if someone is an engineering student?
    Don’t worry, they’ll tell you within the first 2 minutes of meeting them.
    source: am engineering student

    • @lorenzovonmatterhorn4756
      @lorenzovonmatterhorn4756 5 років тому +54

      OMG it's true. I'm a chemical engineer student lol

    • @Laplode
      @Laplode 4 роки тому +112

      That's absolutely false!
      P.s. do you know that I am an electrical engineering student?

    • @southafricanizationofsociety20
      @southafricanizationofsociety20 4 роки тому +36

      Benjamin Cooper
      So engineering students only last 2 minutes?!
      Noted.

    • @aregmelkumyan1278
      @aregmelkumyan1278 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly me on gen-ed courses 🤣

    • @redking36
      @redking36 4 роки тому +7

      The first question I ask when I meet someone is what they’re studying 😂
      I guess Engineering students are the hivemind.

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V 4 роки тому +302

    Simple test:
    Is your friend a socially awkward weirdo? *Engineer*
    Is your friend a socially awkward weirdo with zero common sense? *Physicist*

    • @entropy5157
      @entropy5157 3 роки тому +15

      I take offense on behalf of all physics major students.🤪🤣

    • @InTheNameOfLife1
      @InTheNameOfLife1 3 роки тому +23

      Being a socially awkward weirdo with zero common sense is required for the field of research.

    • @caber1487
      @caber1487 3 роки тому +10

      Is that an OR or XOR or AND statement? Instructions uncleared, sir.

    • @potatofuryy
      @potatofuryy 2 роки тому

      Goddamnit

    • @skyee7
      @skyee7 Рік тому

      My physics teacher at high schl was like that lol...anyways he was a nice guy...

  • @randydewees7338
    @randydewees7338 Рік тому +48

    I worked in a research and development outfit for 27 years. I did applied optics and I was a pitch and grit guy. I came out of industry to run an optics lab. I found the engineers and physicists around me to have very different demeanors. Engineers seemed calm and rather bland. Physicists on the other hand tended to be more volatile and restive. Aside from personality differences that may have favored their choice of education, I think there was a basic difference in the work pressure - physicists came up with the new thing, the engineers made it work. Without the new thing there was no funding.

  • @joryjones6808
    @joryjones6808 5 років тому +733

    And if you want to know if someone is a philosophy major just ask them a question and see if they don’t respond with a long rephrasing of said question.

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 роки тому +21

      The question may be: "Can I have cheesburger and big fries?"

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 4 роки тому +40

      @@eklhaft4531
      Define "big" fries

    • @marcnassif2822
      @marcnassif2822 4 роки тому +57

      @@eklhaft4531 A cheeseburger is not simply food, it represents american culture and the degeneration of health, culture and habits
      The word "Fries" fails to describe their true nature: they reflect the public's growing skepticism with presented ideas.
      "Can I" can both express a permission (something tangible in modern societies through increased control, leading to people seeking permission and approval for virtually all their actions) and an ability, as, indeed, you might not afford the meal, symbolising economic hardship and inequality
      Idk why I'm doing this

    • @its1110
      @its1110 4 роки тому +1

      @@marcnassif2822
      You did it because it made me laugh! :)

    • @haileywarner5109
      @haileywarner5109 4 роки тому +1

      theyre trying to emulate socrates

  • @jonathandobrowolski6941
    @jonathandobrowolski6941 5 років тому +2093

    No one:
    Engineer: THATS NOTHING COMPAREE TO WHAT I HAVE TO DO, IM AN ENGINEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!

    • @rye-bread5236
      @rye-bread5236 5 років тому +49

      Engineers who are either vegan or marines are the worst. Trust me.

    • @stormkern
      @stormkern 5 років тому +29

      As an engineer, I can confirm this lol

    • @chuckphilpot7756
      @chuckphilpot7756 5 років тому +14

      Engineers who were machinists before they became engineers are the best engineers. Machinists, because engineers need heroes too.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 5 років тому +1

      @@rye-bread5236 I think that's less of them being an engineer

    • @rye-bread5236
      @rye-bread5236 5 років тому +3

      @@someweeb3650 It all compiles. Not only do they have to prove they're tough engineers, they gotta then talk about marines made them into Spartans and other stuff. Or force the vegan shit on you. It's a lot of annoyance

  • @danielafonseca5002
    @danielafonseca5002 3 роки тому +28

    As an engineering student, you’ve made me question my career choices. I’m definitely not excited to use numbers to solve any problem

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake Рік тому

      Well, I'm excited whenever I don't have to use actual numbers. But I'm also a mathematician, so...

    • @redtoxic8701
      @redtoxic8701 8 місяців тому +2

      Hey, how has your academic journey been going so far? XD

  • @Faendal91
    @Faendal91 4 роки тому +136

    "I have a lot of work to do..."
    Cue the med student stampede in lab coats they weren't supposed to wear out of the damn lab, rushing to tell you how much work they have, and how you have no idea how easy you have it.
    They are a random and volatile environmental variable.

  • @Jousef9
    @Jousef9 5 років тому +714

    Just give them a simple problem
    Engineer : *a reasonable and practical solution*
    Physicist : the speed of light in a vacuum is the same for all observers

    • @MrSamMaloney
      @MrSamMaloney 5 років тому +58

      But special relativity is reasonable and practical

    • @emmanueloluga9770
      @emmanueloluga9770 5 років тому +6

      @@MrSamMaloney While I am a student of SR, Please lets not be complacent and compare a theory to a practical phenom

    • @MrSamMaloney
      @MrSamMaloney 5 років тому +6

      @@emmanueloluga9770 Before we continue this convo. Can you please tell me what do you think a scientific theory is? & do you think there is a difference between the common parlance of the word theory & its use in scientific language?

    • @emmanueloluga9770
      @emmanueloluga9770 5 років тому +5

      @@MrSamMaloney yes, however I just reread your reply and apologize as I may have been quick to throw a jab at it. I now understand what you meant by your reply

    • @MrSamMaloney
      @MrSamMaloney 5 років тому +6

      @@emmanueloluga9770 All good mate. I was about to say if Special relativity doesn't have practical applications then our GPS is stuffed. And if General relativity isn't reasonable and practical then we can say goodbye to using the slingshot effect to conserve fuel and gravitational lensing for astronomy.

  • @krisorszag9551
    @krisorszag9551 5 років тому +463

    “Math majors [...] are beyond the scope of this video” LOL spoken like a true physicist
    I can’t recall how many times that a professor I had said something along the lines of “there’s some very complicated math that explains this but we’re just gonna used the derived solution (and then bastardize it with 2-3 approximations)”

    • @lynx655
      @lynx655 5 років тому +128

      Mine always turned around comically asking aloud if there are math majors in the room, and immediately turned back “okay no one, we can switch this sum and integral then”.

    • @johnped37
      @johnped37 5 років тому +23

      Ádám Szilvási this made me crack up, I’ve seen the same thing with all sorts of profs especially with some bastardized math in chem lol

    • @orgaynigga8425
      @orgaynigga8425 2 роки тому +1

      @@lynx655 LMAOOOO

  • @Robert.E.Edmondson
    @Robert.E.Edmondson 4 роки тому +90

    Ask a mathematician and an engineer this question: A man and a woman stand facing each other a given distance apart. They both step towards each other one-half the distance to the mid-point between them. They repeat this ad infinitum. Will they ever meet?
    The mathematician will immediately bray, "No, they will never meet!" The engineer will consider the problem, then say, "Well, they will get close enough for all practical purposes."

    • @davidkeck1892
      @davidkeck1892 3 роки тому +8

      This is zeno’s paradox from 450 BC

    • @emiliajojo5703
      @emiliajojo5703 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidkeck1892 not really,as every step takes time(almost the same time)

    • @kiwiace4613
      @kiwiace4613 2 роки тому +6

      hmm....................... define "meet", as far as I know this is not a defined variable, or should I say it is not a defined condition? Anyway there is no way to understand what "meet" means without actually giving a rigorous definition, just think of how people define a limit, like they say "limit as x approaches 2 of f(x) is equal to the value of f(x) as x gets infinitely close to 2 ", like, what is this? how would anyone ever understand what this means? so again, give a definition for "meet" and we will talk later. Also, I am deeply sorry, really.

    • @Robert.E.Edmondson
      @Robert.E.Edmondson 2 роки тому +2

      @@kiwiace4613 I can imagine you in an English literature class. "Professor, when Kipling writes, 'Oh East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,' it is impossible for us to know what he means because he does not define the term 'meet'." Would the professor compliment you for your insight, or would the reply be less flattering?

    • @kingthanatos6555
      @kingthanatos6555 2 роки тому +2

      No, the mathematician would say yes, because the notion of infinite time is perfectly fine to them.

  • @nanie_czka123
    @nanie_czka123 4 роки тому +12

    Your first "test" finally explained why in physics (I'm an IT student at a Technical University) our professor always gave us problems with variables only, no numbers whatsoever

  • @caminuyu
    @caminuyu 4 роки тому +570

    Me: "Are you an English major?
    Them: "No, I'm a, [insert major here]."
    Problem solved

    • @AliasExtremo007
      @AliasExtremo007 4 роки тому +42

      Prove it.

    • @bndlsswntn1158
      @bndlsswntn1158 4 роки тому +55

      Elius García rigorously

    • @thecynth3820
      @thecynth3820 4 роки тому +67

      @@bndlsswntn1158 The idea is, no non-English major wants to be seen as an English major (I guess).

    • @bndlsswntn1158
      @bndlsswntn1158 4 роки тому +9

      21st Century Schizoid Man are we assuming or is that a theorem?¿ ΓOΓ

    • @crains8087
      @crains8087 4 роки тому +8

      Ah, you are an engineer...

  • @Ryan-mi9wb
    @Ryan-mi9wb 5 років тому +525

    Accurate video! Us Electrical engineers get pretty pissed when a non-stem student complains about their work 😂😂

    • @kossler
      @kossler 5 років тому +10

      Ryan BIG MOOD

    • @its1110
      @its1110 5 років тому +5

      I've been a Math major and an Engineering (AS-EE/CE and BS-CS) major. I probably should have been a Physics major (but you need a PhD for a career).
      None of the three are the same. And it is the mind-set brought to the problem that makes the difference. The post is too on target.
      I'm not sure what it says about me that I can deal in all three mind-sets (and more). [I'm scatter-brained? But I'm sure you'd like me around for my take on your tricky problem. I cut to the marrow.]
      I'm most solidly a Comp-Sci guy. But Comp-Sci of the mind-set of the 70s and 80s... not what Comp-Sci is these days. It's changed so much over just the last 25 years (at least at undergrad level) that... ... well... ...

    • @TurdFurgeson571
      @TurdFurgeson571 5 років тому +23

      @@its1110 No one says the three are the same. That's why they have different names I bet. Also, work on your humble brag technique. Math majors are supposed to be better than that. Stop acting brand new.

    • @its1110
      @its1110 5 років тому +5

      @@TurdFurgeson571
      The FlerrFerrs/laymen think it's the same. (That being my point.)
      I'm many years past the Math-major phase. The humble passed with that. :)

    • @kaleb_barbour3
      @kaleb_barbour3 5 років тому +1

      Y'all have it rough

  • @johnnychinstrap
    @johnnychinstrap Рік тому +10

    As a former engineering math professor this had me rolling. " It does not matter who your daddy is, if your boat don't float." The mathy can tell you in exhausting detail while you are dead and the physicist can tell you, you are both dead and alive but just don't know until somebody observes you.
    But the farmer, the physicist, the engineer and the mathy designing a chicken coup is the best joke at chirping all three disciplines.

  • @TheFootballPlaya
    @TheFootballPlaya 4 роки тому +12

    For the longest time I wondered what physics students went through, why did people think it was so tough, and then I had calc-based mechanics. It wasn't that the material was not interesting, it was that this was the first class where I really had to size up my thinking strategy. I had to ingest the concept first, then apply the math. I was so used to just manipulating equations for the purpose of my calculus professor telling me to, that I kinda forgot that it had a much greater purpose; that it was all just some idea roaming in the back of newton's mind and invented for the sole purpose of doing physics. Anyway, so now I think I get it. I magically did well in the class by the skin of my teeth, I managed an A. But hats off to physics majors, your major is much harder.
    - Comp Sci

  • @christy3971
    @christy3971 5 років тому +318

    I'm a medical student.
    Why am I watching this

    • @rambomhtri
      @rambomhtri 4 роки тому +10

      Because you know you really want to drop the knee hammer

    • @lightspamorochi766
      @lightspamorochi766 4 роки тому +24

      Props to you. I'm in aerospace engineering and even I know you medical majors have it worse. Keep up the hard work my dude!

    • @miles6492
      @miles6492 4 роки тому +15

      Hell, I'm an English major. About as far from STEM as you can get. XD

    • @taurtearl
      @taurtearl 4 роки тому +8

      I'm pursuing dentistry. Calculus here consists of hardened plaque rather than derivatives and integrals.

    • @Emirates1598
      @Emirates1598 4 роки тому +3

      I sell weed in my free time

  • @nicholasbagnato2497
    @nicholasbagnato2497 5 років тому +177

    “Math majors are a different breed and are outside of the scope of this video” ... too triggering

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 роки тому +18

      I thought it was a compliment.

  • @joelklein3501
    @joelklein3501 Рік тому +3

    The test to destinguish between a physics and a math major, is to ask them how to show you how to prove the chain rule. If they multiply and devide by dx, then they are Physics students. If they use comlicated terms like epsilon, delta and limit, then they are math major. If you are extremely courageous, then you can ask them if it's ok to devide and multiply by dx. The math major will then have a major rage outburst, powerful enough to define 0/0.

  • @NewAthanatov
    @NewAthanatov 3 роки тому +5

    Step 1: Mention a difficult formula
    Step 2: Either get told that the formula is in fact simple, for pi is indeed equal to 3, or observe someone crying

  • @An_Amazing_Login5036
    @An_Amazing_Login5036 5 років тому +2427

    Engineering students: pi=3, works for me
    Physics students: just stop and use better approximations, pi=22/7
    Maths students: one does not approximate unless you can get arbitrarily close to the correct value
    Edit: Music student (composition) with an interest in math decides that this joke is completely inoffensive and can't possibly be upsetting, decides to post it and later realises the folly of her ways

    • @artemiostriantafyllou7986
      @artemiostriantafyllou7986 5 років тому +276

      Intellectuals: π=4

    • @raoul5714
      @raoul5714 5 років тому +73

      TAYLOR SERIES HEUUUUU

    • @anhthiensaigon
      @anhthiensaigon 5 років тому +65

      how bout pi^2 =10?

    • @sanchisMAD
      @sanchisMAD 5 років тому +62

      π=3.14 gives an error lower than 1% (or just use the π of the calculator)

    • @t.rebentisch2777
      @t.rebentisch2777 5 років тому +130

      "Pi=3 works for me" -> No student who needs any math ever

  • @JacobGoodman
    @JacobGoodman 5 років тому +434

    Engineers: The businessmen of STEM. When they don't understand, they say: "Oh yeah, I learned about that in my [....] course," and then they change the subject.
    Physicists: crippling self-doubt, but open and moderately accepting of that fact. When they don't understand, they laugh nervously and say: "I'm definitely going to fail the exam."
    Mathematician: Crippling self-doubt and terrified to let anyone know. When they don't understand, they say nothing. Instead, they stare intensely off into space with a firm scowl, or feverishly write on the back of a napkin.

    • @z3lop59
      @z3lop59 3 роки тому +11

      I love how accurate the mathematician and physicist depicting is.

    • @hannahbunny2773
      @hannahbunny2773 Рік тому +2

      That first type of engineer only applies for mechanical engineers.
      The rest of us act like physicists

    • @albertrichard3659
      @albertrichard3659 Рік тому +3

      Nah the napkin writing is for the physicists. The mathematicians don't need to write, they just stare blankly at space because what they are thinking of is so abstract, there isn't even a written form.

  • @diasana9445
    @diasana9445 3 роки тому +3

    As a Physics student, it's funny to notice that I'd react to those statements/questions just like you pointed it out.
    I'm glad I found this youtube channel.

  • @BigCuber
    @BigCuber 3 роки тому +1

    I love seeing how my experiences align or differ from yours. I barely agreed with anything here but still loved the idea.

  • @iisuperneroii912
    @iisuperneroii912 4 роки тому +134

    All this time I thought I was an engineering student. Turns out I’m actually a Physics major.

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 4 роки тому +23

      Welcome to the dark side.

  • @mychevysparkevdidntcatchfi1489
    @mychevysparkevdidntcatchfi1489 5 років тому +324

    Engineering student will make lots of money. Physics student do leftover engineering jobs for lot less money. Math majors complain about how little teachers get paid.

    • @deathstroke8639
      @deathstroke8639 4 роки тому +9

      Oof

    • @rickymort135
      @rickymort135 4 роки тому +26

      Unless they discover banks

    • @Durayne
      @Durayne 4 роки тому +2

      I earn fairly well.
      And tbh at first i studied maths to become a teacher then i changed to normal maths because I hated "didactics" courses and how far they are from reality.
      And I am earning fairly well.

    • @jayasri6764
      @jayasri6764 4 роки тому +7

      Or math majors will becomes software engineers .

    • @Durayne
      @Durayne 4 роки тому +9

      @@jayasri6764 In Fact that is my current job description now. ;-)
      Although I dont develop too much software.
      Modelling, Statistics, leading positions...
      Or lets say someone responsible for hiring people with scientific background:
      "I like math majors, since they are usually not too specialized in anything, I can place them at any topic involving stem and usually after 3 months they got familar enough to fill in that role"

  • @ChrisLuigiTails
    @ChrisLuigiTails 4 роки тому +5

    You'll never have to ask an engineering student what his major is because they will remind you every time you talk

  • @lesedimolefe9390
    @lesedimolefe9390 3 роки тому +4

    When I did physics and mathematics in university, I thought the engineering kids' lives were rainbows and sunshine

  • @SeanStephensen
    @SeanStephensen 5 років тому +379

    test 1 is not quite right - engineers are scared of doing math on non-integers and would round those specific values to the nearest multiple of 5. Source: am an engineering student

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. 5 років тому +54

      Bc "The path to employment is in minimizing mistakes" and some times the easiest way to do that is just increase your acceptable error before hand lmfao

    • @SeanStephensen
      @SeanStephensen 5 років тому +15

      @@xxportalxx. exactly, by increasing the acceptable error, you decrease the risk factor of human error occurring due to stress/anxiety caused by decimals

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. 5 років тому +23

      @@SeanStephensen Hey a correct rounded number is still better than an incorrect exact number! Hahaha

    • @adelynncollier8587
      @adelynncollier8587 5 років тому +2

      So true lol, better safe than sorry.

    • @not_ever
      @not_ever 5 років тому +14

      This is true. In my engineering department the motto is "Close enough"

  • @crunchyeater
    @crunchyeater 5 років тому +124

    Guilty of all the engineering tells.
    Did I mention I'm an engineer?

  • @DrLeperchaun
    @DrLeperchaun 4 роки тому +8

    You: "Hey you're an engineering student, right?"
    Your friend: "Yeah."

    • @awesomeme9093
      @awesomeme9093 4 роки тому +9

      We're all too socially inept to pull off this high grade interaction

  • @Philip_J
    @Philip_J 3 роки тому +5

    In regard to test 1, I'm an engineering student, and I seriously hate doing algebra and such with numbers, I'm always waiting with the numbers to the last step, but my professor on the other hand loves numbers.

  • @786Inferno
    @786Inferno 4 роки тому +169

    As someone who studied engineering for 2 years then switched to physics.. this is unbelievably true. To this day, i still argue with my friends regarding the quantity of work as opposed to the difficulty, and when i was in engineering the only thing i used to complain about is difficulty hahaha. So glad to have found this channel... binge watching everything now

    • @jayfrosty7633
      @jayfrosty7633 2 роки тому +8

      @@cloud42269 Physics is just plain harder conceptually

    • @a.f.nik.4210
      @a.f.nik.4210 Рік тому

      @@cloud42269 do you know what the word "conceptually" means?

    • @clarencegreen3071
      @clarencegreen3071 Рік тому +7

      In the physics department a long time ago, we said if you turn an engineer sideways his mind will disappear.

    • @kdog2646
      @kdog2646 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@a.f.nik.4210bro, he's not an English major

  • @huhulili9021
    @huhulili9021 5 років тому +250

    Qn: why is the cat wet?
    engineering major: it fell into water, which is wet.
    Physic major: well... assuming certain conditions were met, the cat may or may not have interacted with a substance of the 'wet' property... (This goes on for a while)
    Math major:... Water is wet, cat is wet, therefore water = k(cat), but to find the probably that the cat is wet, take P(cat wet I cat alive), then use some mathematics function, then we derived what is a wet cat... What is the question again?

    • @JeremyJohnson413
      @JeremyJohnson413 5 років тому +47

      The "what was the question again" part is too real 😂😂

    • @AndrewDotsonvideos
      @AndrewDotsonvideos  5 років тому +49

      uncertainty of friends major rate drops to 0%

    • @jrgenchristensen7240
      @jrgenchristensen7240 5 років тому +5

      But is water really wet tho?
      No i don't have higher education, why did you ask?

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 5 років тому +1

      because water is sticky!

    • @its1110
      @its1110 5 років тому +4

      And besides water, may not other things be wet?
      Let us consider the nature of wetness. Can we, in fact, ever really know what it means to be wet.
      Meta-physics Major.

  • @ianweckhorst3200
    @ianweckhorst3200 6 місяців тому +2

    I’m honestly using this to kind of test myself, I haven’t gone to college yet, but I definitely want either a math or engineering major when I do, so I’m using this as a gauge for how suited I am for both, the problem is that the two responses are both there, it’s basically a 50/50

  • @jenniferbrat
    @jenniferbrat 3 роки тому +2

    i watch all of your videos religiously like i’m even a STEM major; i’m majoring in accounting. i don’t understand any of what you’re saying, but it’s still fascinating for some reason. I’ve also heard/spotted the anger due to some of the things you’ve mentioned in my best friend, as she’s a biomedical engineer major 😂

  • @BillySugger1965
    @BillySugger1965 5 років тому +209

    Simple, ask the square root of -1:
    Engineer j
    Physicist i
    Mathematician Aye

    • @nicholasjoker2725
      @nicholasjoker2725 5 років тому +68

      this is it.
      That is the real test!
      MAthematician: "actually it's defined as i²=-1"

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 5 років тому +40

      cheap calculator: undefined

    • @neuacc7462
      @neuacc7462 4 роки тому +20

      As an ee student I refuse to accept j into my world

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 4 роки тому

      @Nolan E. Ferguson i master race

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 роки тому +2

      What about -i ?

  • @revjohnlee
    @revjohnlee 5 років тому +188

    I'm in trouble. I got degrees in physics, engineering and math. Now I'm a pastor.
    I better check my assumptions and see where I deviated from the true course of rectitude.

    • @revjohnlee
      @revjohnlee 5 років тому +28

      @@calypsohowlter1274
      All I ever wanted to be growing up was a naval officer (but I never grew up!). A diagnosis of epilepsy ruined that while in college and I had no idea what I wanted to do. I became an academic bum going from school to school taking whatever looked interesting. After a long time, the family asked if I was ever going to graduate. I checked with the registrar and found that I had all the credits for a math degree and lacked only a technical writing class for 5 others. I got the math degree and tried the family business, hated it and went back to school for an engineering degree. That required the writing class and I had so many extra credits that one week in 1994 I graduated from 2 schools with 7 different BA and BS degrees. I then worked as an engineer before realizing that I had been running from my "true calling" for a very long time. Besides, I thought it was time that I made good on all those prayers I made during my number theory class.

    • @7Davidnm
      @7Davidnm 5 років тому +4

      Right now I'm taking the highest classes I can in math, physics and chemistry, and I plan to study engineering... I'm not gonna like what's coming for me...

    • @revjohnlee
      @revjohnlee 5 років тому +6

      @@7Davidnm I liked the math physics and engineering but didn't care much for chemistry. To me, it felt like trying to memorize a cook book. Since I grew up in the restaurant business, that was anathema to me!

    • @Masked_muscle_mommy
      @Masked_muscle_mommy 5 років тому +2

      Please be my friend lmao

    • @emmanueloluga9770
      @emmanueloluga9770 5 років тому

      @john pershing lmfao, true that, ...but in all honesty that comes later

  • @firefoxuser2557
    @firefoxuser2557 4 роки тому

    q1 and q3 spot on! great vids keep it up

  • @Vaga-Bard
    @Vaga-Bard Рік тому

    This was next level amazing. Quite the expose you've recorded.
    It's art.

  • @iamhannahmontana1153
    @iamhannahmontana1153 4 роки тому +241

    As a computer scientist, I'm still confused if we're engineers or not

    • @jAvViRolDaN
      @jAvViRolDaN 4 роки тому +44

      Well, if I'm not wrong computer science is science: applied mathematics to theoretical assumptions, which can also been applied into software development too.
      That makes you much more friendly to the eyes of physicist/mathematicians! (Compared to engineers haha)

    • @jAvViRolDaN
      @jAvViRolDaN 4 роки тому +5

      @Damon Martin Yes. Its not only about "automation" or "big data" as general population thinks, but more about solving non-analytical problems, simulating processes in order to compare different outcomes or designing ML systems and neural networks to several purposes. :)

    • @dorozi8202
      @dorozi8202 4 роки тому +4

      Just do a major in maths and everything will be okay

    • @sunset6958
      @sunset6958 4 роки тому

      Trying to major in software engineering, any tips for an entry job after I graduate

    • @jameswhite3415
      @jameswhite3415 4 роки тому +4

      I am Hannah Montana
      Me “I am a computer desk
      Family/friend “That’s cool. I am jealous of the people who work/take calls at IT desks”
      Me double facepalm

  • @snakesocks
    @snakesocks 5 років тому +106

    What is the area of a circle?
    Physicist: pi*r^2
    Engineer: (22/7)*(d^2/4)

    • @GojoSenpai25
      @GojoSenpai25 5 років тому +31

      I'm an engineer and I use pi*r^2

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 5 років тому +4

      Can confirm. My engineering professor does this.

    • @mmarsh6108
      @mmarsh6108 5 років тому

      Omg yes

    • @theodorechandra8450
      @theodorechandra8450 4 роки тому +1

      @@GojoSenpai25 the engineers use np.pi not 22/7

    • @southafricanizationofsociety20
      @southafricanizationofsociety20 4 роки тому +1

      Math major: the area “enclosed” by a circle you mean. The relationship of the area enclosed by any circle is directly proportional to the radius squared. Where as the circumference is directly proportional to the diameter. This proportionality constant is known as pi... and it’s what’s for dessert.

  • @daveconerly1450
    @daveconerly1450 3 роки тому

    My god I haven't watchef you in over two years . My you have become so much better in your videos. Wow , you are so much more confident in your speaking . You have a good voice.

  • @Davidzido
    @Davidzido 4 роки тому +1

    I'm currently in Computer Engineering and I find this really funny. Well played Andrew ! :)

  • @sleepplease9021
    @sleepplease9021 5 років тому +133

    As a math major I agree with you on every statement about math majors

    • @stratonikisporcia8630
      @stratonikisporcia8630 9 місяців тому +3

      Prove it.
      (Geometrical and contradiction are both accepted)

  • @metwono
    @metwono 5 років тому +72

    As a CS major in an engineering school, I’ve dealt with all three so... triggered?

  • @justsomeguywithtattoos6267
    @justsomeguywithtattoos6267 3 роки тому

    Thanks Andrew, I really needed this video to identify my friend

  • @alexcross6590
    @alexcross6590 2 роки тому +2

    I actually thought I was the only one - I go through my tests as quickly as possible, skipping questions I don't immediately get then circle back to the ones I skipped. I find I usually have time to review and catch mistakes this way too.

  • @Andreas4696
    @Andreas4696 5 років тому +45

    How do you know someone's an engineer? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

  • @GojoSenpai25
    @GojoSenpai25 5 років тому +35

    That is a false positive for engineers, variables are better than numbers any time of the day. As an engineer student we get too much work and difficult to the point one hw takes 6+ hours

  • @TimTeatro
    @TimTeatro 4 роки тому +13

    Academically, I'm a physicist and an engineer. I always introduce myself as a physicist because that's how I think. This video reinforced that for me. But having watched your "physics student taking a math course" video, I see I'm also a mathematician. So it turns out I'm just an applied category theorist :) (which I actually have become in the last few years).

  • @rajrajmarley
    @rajrajmarley 4 роки тому +1

    Strange, I’m an engineering student and yet what triggered me was the lack of an apostrophe in “Young’s modulus”

  • @juinyk
    @juinyk 5 років тому +20

    We do indeed HAVE to tell you, it has to come up at least once in any conversation. It's actually a cry for help.

  • @ryanchoate9366
    @ryanchoate9366 5 років тому +82

    "Frankly they're beyond the scope of this video"
    Andrew are you the one who wrote my math textbook

  • @acadoe
    @acadoe 4 роки тому

    This is so awesome, great job man. Funny and insightful. I wish to know about this Maths species, I reckon I may be of that breed.

  • @tovekauppi1616
    @tovekauppi1616 4 роки тому +5

    As someone who was an engineering student for 1,5 years and who is now a physics student, this is pretty funny. Although, I disagree on some particulars. In my experience, the engineering was usually more work but the classes themselves (especially maths classes) were less rigorous and therefore not as difficult.

  • @komurohokyoji9169
    @komurohokyoji9169 5 років тому +82

    Don't worry, they'll tell you about it every few minutes.

  • @usmanalam23
    @usmanalam23 5 років тому +78

    As a mathematics student, I feel perfectly described. Docile and beyond the scope of many things, including my own reasoning.

  • @ravikoundinyavvp4252
    @ravikoundinyavvp4252 4 роки тому +1

    I can't believe there's no 2=3 joke about civil engineers
    (Safety factor 1.5)

  • @bullinator6299
    @bullinator6299 4 роки тому +5

    Im about to start studying physics and i feel like im getting prepared for my next few years

  • @hazelforest1543
    @hazelforest1543 4 роки тому +23

    Meanwhile the Computer science students sit in the corner inhaling compressed air.
    For real though they'll go "ugh your making me solve an equation" for the first.
    And respond like an engineering student for the second, and like a math for the third

  • @Allen_lena
    @Allen_lena 5 років тому +35

    Just ask "Do you like aproximations?". If the answer is yes, it's an engineering student.

    • @tristantipton3641
      @tristantipton3641 5 років тому +6

      Hard disagree. Physics majors approximate all the time to do Taylor expansions or to make sin(x)=x

    • @santiagoalbertogimenezreye6734
      @santiagoalbertogimenezreye6734 5 років тому

      @@tristantipton3641 statistical mechanics has a lot of approximations

    • @xriccardo1831
      @xriccardo1831 5 років тому +1

      when i have to get some kind of formula out of something i always use Taylor Series lol (i study math)

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 роки тому

      @@tristantipton3641 Picks from my last exam: Adiabatic approximation, Harmonic approximation, nearly free electron approximation, Thomas-Fermi approximation .... Yeah
      (Solid state physics)

  • @stonecobra6218
    @stonecobra6218 4 роки тому

    Never seen so accurate video.
    Good start for 2020

  • @rileystewart9165
    @rileystewart9165 3 роки тому

    I love how you are describing them as different animals you might encounter in the wild.

  • @cenamarine112
    @cenamarine112 5 років тому +455

    Luckily all 3 agree that a social studies/science major is an absolute joke

    • @roygreem5326
      @roygreem5326 5 років тому +108

      Every other major***

    • @MichaelSmith-bh7oh
      @MichaelSmith-bh7oh 5 років тому +35

      As a law student who just loves to learn about physics I’m offended

    • @k_tess
      @k_tess 5 років тому +77

      @@MichaelSmith-bh7oh You should be. Someone somewhere talked you in studying law!

    • @MichaelSmith-bh7oh
      @MichaelSmith-bh7oh 5 років тому +13

      king_ Tesseract yeah well the fact that I come from a Family where there are more lawyers than not lawyers makes your point pretty valid. But what really kicked of my love for the legal profession was the series Suits

    • @k_tess
      @k_tess 5 років тому +27

      @@MichaelSmith-bh7oh I can't read a bunch documents that are technically English, but not really. I'm in the CS field so I understand technical documents. But law?
      Only lawyers think a document that's sole purpose is to obfuscate the very information it was supposed convey, is a good document.

  • @wilhelmtaylor9863
    @wilhelmtaylor9863 5 років тому +11

    I started off at Colorado State U as a math major. After 3 semesters I began to realize that, while I love math, the mathematicians I knew weren't making that much money. So I switched to physics. This time it only took 2 semesters that physicists are not much better off than math majors. So I switched to engineering, since it uses both disciplines and is a lot more fun. I have 21 patents, mostly in opto-mechanics and am so very happy I picked the path I did.

  • @TheNextGreatApe
    @TheNextGreatApe 2 роки тому +2

    I know this is an old video but when I was an engineering undergrad in the 1980s there was a much simpler test: Simply ask any of them to do some random simple calculation, like "what is 15 divided by 38". The physics student would reply with 0.3947368 since they are used to dealing with long values for constants etc. that have numerous significant digits. An engineering student would reply with "0.39" or "0.40" since any more accuracy is not usually needed in practical engineering calculations. A math student would simply stare blankly at you thinking it was a trick question.

    • @aiaioioi
      @aiaioioi 2 роки тому +1

      15/38 = 30/76 problem solved

  • @morgartezulli
    @morgartezulli 4 роки тому

    OMG This is so accurate!! Can totally relate and it IS scarry, honesty

  • @brodyscarlett5527
    @brodyscarlett5527 5 років тому +56

    Do one on the math major. I've never been able to figure them out

    • @bugsybro3011
      @bugsybro3011 5 років тому +28

      Im a math major, I still haven't figured us out.

    • @brodyscarlett5527
      @brodyscarlett5527 5 років тому

      @@bugsybro3011 hey same

    • @michaelblanton4915
      @michaelblanton4915 5 років тому +1

      @@brodyscarlett5527 me too, though I do feel very called out by this video

    • @NerdKing9826
      @NerdKing9826 5 років тому +7

      Pure Math majors get triggered when you mention rigor. I know. I'ma pure math major 😁

    • @deept3215
      @deept3215 4 роки тому +3

      It's very simple, just start with "I have a map I want to color", if they get triggered they are math majors

  • @greenium3239
    @greenium3239 5 років тому +813

    HAHA jokes on You. I have double major in both Physics and Electical Engineering.
    ~send help~

    • @neptunepb7666
      @neptunepb7666 5 років тому +64

      god bless

    • @GalibFida
      @GalibFida 5 років тому +6

      Me too

    • @Wadha111
      @Wadha111 5 років тому +6

      same! high five!

    • @danielamaya5707
      @danielamaya5707 5 років тому +4

      Wadha A. It’s good to know that I am not aliñe.

    • @JS-po8oc
      @JS-po8oc 5 років тому +61

      How to die in 1 easy step

  • @jamesondasilva6502
    @jamesondasilva6502 3 роки тому +17

    “Why be approximate when you could be precise?”
    -Mathematicians
    “Why be precise when you could be accurate?”
    -Chemists
    “Why be accurate when you could be approximate?”
    -Engineers

    • @Angel_Underscore
      @Angel_Underscore 3 роки тому

      10 is waaaay easier to work with than 9.81

    • @rikthecuber
      @rikthecuber 2 роки тому

      @@Angel_Underscore Keep it as g. Substitute at the very end(if needed).

  • @hafizh28
    @hafizh28 2 роки тому +1

    Engineering students always have safety factor. So they won't fail when they're wrong