The first engineer (well, not really)

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2024

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  • @zachstar
    @zachstar  2 дні тому +42

    The first 500 people to use my link skl.sh/zachstar12241 will get a 1 month free trial of Skillshare premium!

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 День тому

      "You don't press limp noodles."
      So, Zach...'The First CBT Fetish'. When?

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit День тому +1

      Can't need a fulcrum to click a link

  • @CaptainBlitz
    @CaptainBlitz День тому +643

    The first engineer was born probably when someone went "i'm gonna invent a solution to this problem that no one is having but me"

    • @FemboyEngineer
      @FemboyEngineer День тому +14

      probably an example of these problems where in the R&D department when they were developing transistor driven, ferrite core, high voltage transformers. “ooooOOoo, my secondary coil keeps arcing into each other” Ooooooo- “not to worry, just divide the entire secondary coil into multiple segments of series coils”. “Ooooooooo”

    • @Serier9959
      @Serier9959 День тому +10

      “Hey this is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has”
      -Engineer probably

    • @CCS-RRSR-SM
      @CCS-RRSR-SM 2 години тому

      They're more uses than that, those are just the most famous and a fulcrum is easier to make than you think. For example, the hammer you use to pull out nails is a type of lever, a fulcrum is already created when the hammerhead touch a surface

  • @CheekyLemon123
    @CheekyLemon123 День тому +636

    Give this man a fulcrum!

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 День тому +15

      Oh fulcroff. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 День тому +11

      I'm assuming a fulcrum is a "fixed point"? Cause the saying goes "give me a fixed point and I'll move the earth" or something along those lines

    • @San-pv
      @San-pv День тому +4

      he made the video just for this comment lol

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron День тому +3

      @@therealking6202 ty for that. I was working on a pun, but you solved the problem perfectly.

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron День тому +2

      @@Irondragon1945 it's "give me a fulcrum and I'll move the world", or something like that.

  • @Bee-eautiful
    @Bee-eautiful День тому +351

    I always love the "this ever happened to you?", it's absolutely hilarious

    • @matex_e
      @matex_e День тому +6

      i know right lmao

    • @TinaDanielsson
      @TinaDanielsson День тому +4

      It *totally* makes it worth letting the video run to the end while browsing the comments 😁

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 День тому +95

    4:51 "holy balls ... I mean, eureka. tell people I said eureka when you tell this story"
    lmao

  • @chickendegroot3050
    @chickendegroot3050 День тому +148

    If this guy gets a fulcrum then not even the Skillshare guy at the end of the video would be safe

  • @littlestewart
    @littlestewart День тому +192

    Lesser’s Law is wild

    • @brightappiah6327
      @brightappiah6327 День тому +2

      😂

    • @unoriginalpun
      @unoriginalpun День тому +6

      Brilliant one liner!

    • @Happy_Abe
      @Happy_Abe День тому +2

      @@unoriginalpunI don’t get it?😅

    • @jimmynguyen7773
      @jimmynguyen7773 День тому +23

      @@Happy_AbeIt's a reference to Moore's Law which says that the number of transistors on chips will double every year.

    • @cthuwu2138
      @cthuwu2138 День тому +3

      @@jimmynguyen7773 *two years

  • @fullmetalgenesis
    @fullmetalgenesis День тому +36

    That’s a death ray. It lifts your soul to the beyond.

    • @TinaDanielsson
      @TinaDanielsson День тому +4

      It can also press your soul down to hell.

  • @VikasuTheRaven
    @VikasuTheRaven День тому +44

    As an engineer, I cannot stop lifting things so this is 100% accurate

  • @syedalirizwan-ok7qm
    @syedalirizwan-ok7qm День тому +100

    Woah a main channel video in the middle of the December frenzy. This is crazy.

    • @nidalderoo3448
      @nidalderoo3448 16 годин тому +3

      I guess Zach was able and willing to go for it

  • @idklol12876
    @idklol12876 День тому +84

    "i need to sell my inventions, or else i have to go back to working at the rock store" 😭😭

  • @litfill54
    @litfill54 День тому +37

    this giving "all new source of energy is just a new way to boil water"

    • @dilutioncreation1317
      @dilutioncreation1317 23 години тому +3

      100 years after Einstein showed the photo electric effect: how about instead of this futuristic shit we just reflect the sunlight to boil water?

  • @happyvirus6590
    @happyvirus6590 День тому +75

    Archimedes, Master of Lifting 💪

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 День тому +11

      Not to be confused with plato who was just really muscular.

    • @thefifthemperor7235
      @thefifthemperor7235 16 годин тому +3

      "Do you even lift with levers, bro?"

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 День тому +23

    1:35 Moore's law => Lesser's law

  • @Thedoctorjosh
    @Thedoctorjosh День тому +61

    I feel like this was uploaded on the wrong channel

    • @attila0323
      @attila0323 День тому +16

      This is science-ish video so it's on the right channel.

    • @Lightn0x
      @Lightn0x День тому +8

      ​@@attila0323 Emphasis on the "ish"

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 День тому

      ​@@attila0323I still feel it was uploaded to the wrong channel 😅

    • @insanecheapo195
      @insanecheapo195 День тому +3

      I aint complaining, add it to the Z star trivia

    • @San-pv
      @San-pv День тому

      ​@@vdinh143for us yes, but average audience(of that channel) don't know most of this and won't understand the jokes like us, so for his channel relevance, he posts here, you can say it's like a special video for us

  • @syedalirizwan-ok7qm
    @syedalirizwan-ok7qm День тому +40

    Archemides was really the first power lifter

  • @Flip_Flop82
    @Flip_Flop82 День тому +18

    1:02 Jesus Zach, they're not rocks, they're MINERALS

    • @TinaDanielsson
      @TinaDanielsson День тому +4

      Oh common, he's an engineer, not a geologist! 😁

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist День тому +19

    I wanted to like this video, but unfortunately I don't have a fulcrum, so I can't use my fingers (basically small maneuverable levers) to press the button

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy День тому +9

    The history of mechanics is the story of mankind's pursuit of moving heavy stuff.

  • @Brisingr26
    @Brisingr26 День тому +5

    Get this man a fulcrum and he'll move mountains

    • @Daniel31216
      @Daniel31216 23 години тому +1

      Give me a fulcrum and a long enough lever and I shall move the world
      - Archimedes

  • @3gou
    @3gou День тому +17

    TWO ZACH VIDEOS IN ONE DAY LETS GO

  • @TheRavenCoder
    @TheRavenCoder День тому +2

    "What does the claw do?"
    "The claw is our master. The claw chooses who will go and who will stay."

  • @gold4963
    @gold4963 День тому +4

    I'm so glad you still upload to this channel. I love both your channels' content!

  • @nicholaswallen8147
    @nicholaswallen8147 День тому +12

    So...let me get this straight...
    Engineer=lifts heavy things
    Body builder=lifts heavy things
    Engineers are body builders

    • @Lucky10279
      @Lucky10279 День тому

      😂

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 День тому +4

      No but bodybuilders lift heavy things with just their arms. Engineers do it with levers and pulleys and claws

    • @95rav
      @95rav 15 годин тому +2

      Or stoners. They are always saying "wow, heavy, man" so they must lift a lot of things to find which ones are heavy.

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown День тому +35

    Somebody should really invent a "pressey"
    I realized how that sounded after I typed it.

    • @AstroBrindan
      @AstroBrindan День тому +3

      👁️👄👁️

    • @TinaDanielsson
      @TinaDanielsson День тому +2

      Simple.
      Make a hole/slit in something that can stand high pressure (the pressee).
      Put a pressure object below it (the presser), make sure to have a fitting distance between them.
      Attach a rope to the presser through the hole/slit.
      Attach the other end of the rope to the pressey (which by pure accident looks remarkably like a pulley).
      Place an item between the presser and the pressee.
      Press the end of the rope away from the slit/hole.
      The item is now thoroughly pressed.
      I will apply for a worldwide patent asap.

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 День тому +8

    5:59 Because you can't push a rope.

  • @fryderyksadocha8044
    @fryderyksadocha8044 День тому +3

    I don't see how knowledge from Skillshare would help me avoid the frickin' Death Ray

  • @scut_it_out
    @scut_it_out День тому +5

    2 videos on the same day from Zach Star Himself? What a Christmas.

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon День тому +5

    They actually lifted the boats

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen День тому +8

    Lesser's law is crazy. 😆

  • @theoreticalexercise
    @theoreticalexercise День тому +4

    Did You Know that the amount we can lift doubles each year? That's LESSER'S Law 😭😭😭

  • @melainekerfaou8418
    @melainekerfaou8418 День тому

    "I think you're just saying words"
    Have to remember that one. It might definitely come in handy.

  • @Erikulum
    @Erikulum День тому +4

    Wait... isn't a death ray just a convoluted way to lift water?

  • @happyvirus6590
    @happyvirus6590 День тому +5

    1:23 no need to thank me ahh response 😂

  • @pauls7154
    @pauls7154 День тому

    The fulcrum was neither willing nor able to assist in this emergency.

  • @GeezSus
    @GeezSus День тому +5

    took me a moment to reailze that 'Himself' was missing

  • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
    @grinreaperoftrolls7528 22 години тому

    The existence of the columns in the background of the engineer implies that he is not, in fact, the first engineer

  • @Todosthememe
    @Todosthememe День тому +4

    Catapult would have been funnier then death Ray. Your welcome

    • @Daniel31216
      @Daniel31216 23 години тому

      Even if it is likely a myth, it's still something Archimedes is famously known for. And it's still a cool part of his history.

  • @MartinAguirre-314
    @MartinAguirre-314 День тому +3

    Ah yes, Archimedes lore

  • @mosheackman6095
    @mosheackman6095 3 години тому

    Zach is both able AND willing to lift heavy stuff more easily

  •  День тому +2

    I was expecting briliant, but skill share fits too

  • @alexboi9454
    @alexboi9454 День тому

    "It's called lessers law" amazing line

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 День тому +2

    5:38 So impressive!

  • @bitskit3476
    @bitskit3476 15 годин тому

    I laughed out loud when he dipped the stick into the cup and said "holy balls..."

  • @GuiDuckz
    @GuiDuckz 16 годин тому +1

    "this ever happened to you" IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

  • @frankschaefer8890
    @frankschaefer8890 День тому +1

    "If I had a fulcrum I would do it."

  • @RelativeResonance
    @RelativeResonance День тому

    YOU MAKE THE BEST ADVERTISEMENT TRANSITIONS

  • @TiesThatBind513
    @TiesThatBind513 День тому

    "Tell people I said eureka" killed me. It also made me feel smart for getting it so I'm biased

  • @Tyrrisgod
    @Tyrrisgod День тому

    the explosion actually scared me lmao

  • @mrfancyshmancy
    @mrfancyshmancy День тому +1

    I love the insane anachronisms every time. Toy story

  • @nickwilliams2745
    @nickwilliams2745 День тому

    He can’t find his fulcrum bc he keeps exploding everyone he talks too

  • @NikoboiNFTB
    @NikoboiNFTB День тому +2

    So, this is Josef Engineer huh

  • @joeltraut5050
    @joeltraut5050 10 годин тому

    They have no lever but they have computers to animate Toy Story and can make boats😂😂😂

  • @likebot.
    @likebot. 5 годин тому

    Without a fulcrum, a stick is just a leverite

  • @Magick1an
    @Magick1an День тому

    The lever is able and willing... but needs a fulcrum

  • @watcharadachoponchai7744
    @watcharadachoponchai7744 День тому

    I studied Mechanical Engineering. I will ask my faculty professors to include this video in the curriculum.

  • @RealShebang
    @RealShebang 6 годин тому

    These inventions lifted my spirits

  • @idksomecarguy
    @idksomecarguy 23 години тому

    STOOOOOP MY POST PHYSICS STRESS DISORDER IS KICKING INNNNNN

  • @Harry_Sama
    @Harry_Sama День тому

    This guy actually remembered his main channel.

  • @303C
    @303C День тому

    Zach is slowly starting to be himself

  • @applmango
    @applmango День тому

    Damn you've gotten much better at acting

  • @professionaImoron
    @professionaImoron День тому

    Dude zach is just pumping these out

  • @davethesid8960
    @davethesid8960 9 годин тому

    Pulley actually doesn't come from pull (for those who needed to this life-saving information).

  • @foonigy
    @foonigy День тому

    Bro remembered his password

  • @weremuppet7625
    @weremuppet7625 День тому +1

    And now he has to go through the trouble of telling a new guy about all of his magnificient lifting inventions so that they can spread it around, too bad that the (presumably) first guy suddenly invented spontaneous combustion and went up in smoke 😉

  • @markmcculfor6113
    @markmcculfor6113 День тому

    Lesser's law is genius, I love it

  • @zapyy1806
    @zapyy1806 День тому

    the fulcrum was not able and willing to be found

  • @05cu
    @05cu День тому

    So the last invention was to lift people into heaven. The sky is no longer a limit.

  • @SlinkyD
    @SlinkyD День тому

    So uplifting. Now I'm where I belong.

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 День тому

    Ok that was a pretty good segue to the sponsor ad lol. Well done.

  • @kingsleymaduabuchijr2143
    @kingsleymaduabuchijr2143 День тому

    That goddamn FULCRUM!!!

  • @arshiasamadi3519
    @arshiasamadi3519 23 години тому

    All engineers be like

  • @mr.gamerperson3371
    @mr.gamerperson3371 День тому

    This guys delivery 😂

  • @korakatk318
    @korakatk318 День тому

    I always forget this is the main channel

  • @AstroBrindan
    @AstroBrindan День тому +1

    Zach is back
    \😮/
    |
    / \

  • @ICEnovaTI
    @ICEnovaTI День тому

    You’re totally about that life, bro 😂

  • @alanwelch9216
    @alanwelch9216 10 годин тому

    you know a deathray just lifts photons really fast right?

  • @R.U.M.5
    @R.U.M.5 День тому +1

    Wait...he actually remembered this channel existed?

  • @Tenajeh
    @Tenajeh День тому

    Hang a giant ball-shaped claw on a pulley, that is then pulled by an upside-down hydraulic press whose hydraulics is operated by a lever. Lift literally everything.

  • @Petch85
    @Petch85 День тому +1

    Well lifting heavy stuff is super useful 😂

  • @chadb9270
    @chadb9270 День тому +1

    I found half a dozen ways to transfer and multiply workforce. Cool, what can you do with it??? I can lift things….. 😂😂😂

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 19 годин тому

    It's not a difficult concept to explain. You move 1 end of the system a lot and the other end moves very slightly. This means that you can move the end of the lever a km and the other end of the lever moves like 1cm of course your lever would have to be made of something strong enough to do this.

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt День тому +1

    My biggest regret in life is not investing in lifting heavy things in my youth. If only I had listened.

  • @TaurielTheElf
    @TaurielTheElf День тому +1

    That crown comment is the cherry on top because that really happened (or so they say)

  • @ohhellno8759
    @ohhellno8759 День тому

    Did he also engineer the boats? Boats lift people across water

  • @larryb.428
    @larryb.428 День тому

    The first engineer made a spear. Thoughts?

  • @Gelondil
    @Gelondil 15 годин тому

    Archimedes needs a advertising exec to help him out.

  • @alexanderwinterspear3650
    @alexanderwinterspear3650 5 годин тому

    Archimedes made this video

  • @ruidefreitas6827
    @ruidefreitas6827 День тому

    "if it can lift heavy stuff", maybe it could lift your mother

  • @MrConverse
    @MrConverse День тому

    1:40, Lesser’s Law! Lol

  • @savannahcatchat
    @savannahcatchat День тому

    I think he needs a fulcrum

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 День тому

    Dont you hate it when you invent a new way to lift things, but you dont have a fulcrum?

  • @zoristructure577
    @zoristructure577 День тому

    Doing a lil ryan georging i see

  • @nulynnh9397
    @nulynnh9397 7 хвилин тому

    Give my man a fulcrum 😭

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy День тому

    Use the hydraulic press to push the lever

  • @NoOne-zd6zb
    @NoOne-zd6zb День тому

    Zach lifts confirmed

  • @ca1ebyt6
    @ca1ebyt6 День тому +1

    um zach wrong channel

  • @terminator6950
    @terminator6950 День тому

    I wonder how many people know that this is actually his main channel

  • @darthmaul197
    @darthmaul197 День тому +7

    my dad was around last time I was this early

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 День тому

    smart people