Of course they have to skip the part where he kills you, because then they'd die and have to restart from the last save, because it's the part where he kills you.
"While Wheatley thought he had all the cards, he forgot the speedrunner's trump card: the ability to fly." is exactly on-par with Valve's own sense of comedic timing in Portal itself.
Head Canon: GLaDOS never puts excursion funnels into Chell's test chambers due to flying being a know side effect of them. Wheatley, being a moron, just tosses them in there.
@@deltarune012 yeah gamemode 0 is Survival, gamemode 1 is Creative, gamemode 2 is Adventure, and gamemode 3 is Spectator why i remember that now-irrelivant information? dont ask me that
MrGermandeutsch ?? are you inplying that they should add collision to parts of a level you’re never meant to be able to hit? And then that also means they have to add extra code to try and remove that collision before the player actually hits it
@@ValentineC137 I believe that you misunderstood my response. When I responded with "That's the point of the comment. ", I did *_not_* imply anything towards keeping collision to normaly unreachable objects at all. Instead, I was trying to convey the message that, *_Yes_* , you are correct, you can actually physically interact with numerous objects, despite the fact that they should be normally out of reach. You were simply pointing out the exact point that the initial comment has already made aswell, to which I responded to your response in the first place. Also, if an object has collision or not, can be easily changed within Hammer (Level Design Tool) with just two to three clicks. No coding-experience required *_at all_* . *:^)*
*_T H E P A R T W H E R E A C O M M E N T E X P L A I N S H O W T H E V I D E O S H O W S Y O U H O W S P E E D R U N N E R S S K I P T H E P A R T W H E R E H E K I L L S Y O U_*
@@diamondan5721 title: the part where she kills me achievement unlocked: the part where she kills me ost name: the part where she kills me chell: [silently glaring in hello-this-is-the-part-where-she-kills-you]
Glados: Well this is the part where he kills us Wheatley: Hello this is the part where I kill you Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You Achievement description: This is that part
"You know, when I put this trap here, I really thought you would have some sort of gravity. Seeing you just fly past isn't what I had planned for. I don't really know what to do now."
I was literally just trying to beat from part 8 to part 9 as fast as possible and went to your channel to see how do you skip one chamber and saw a new video. Nice
GLaDOS: This is the part where he kills us Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you Chapter 9 - The Part Where He Kills You Achievement: The Part Where He Kills You Description: This is that part Music: The Part Where He Kills You Chell: *doesn't die*
Wheatley: Noooo you can't just skip all our banter and my carefully laid traps I'm the final boss for gods sake- Speedrunners: Haha crouch fly glitch go wheeee
I just gave you a thumbs down, not because I don't like your comment, but because I wanted to give someone else the satisfaction of bringing you back up.
i actually had this happen to me on my first ever playthrough of this game. Not a speedrun, just a casual run. I didn't know the glitch with the excursion funnels was a thing until right now and everything is making so much more sense now
The excursion funnel crouch fly glitch, discovered on release day, is one of Portal 2's most significant glitches. So, how do world record speedrunners do it?
I love how you keep switching between "The Player" and "Chell" Almost makes it sound like Chell is actually trying to do the Tricks instead. -Outspeedrunning the Speedrunner.-
Uh oh! Well, this is the part where he kills us! Hello! This is the part where I kill you! Part 9: the part where he kills you Achievement get: the part where he kills you
Probably because it's easier to pronounce. I mean cee eff gee sounds way simpler than the words crouch and glitch. I still find it amusing how English has monosyllabic words written with more than 4 letters 😂
you're a normie who plays portal 2 casually. You have never played my steam workshop portal 2 map called Lost in Portal City. It'll change your life, PLAY IT!
I remember where you quickly explained this in a stream and the reason why I will never forget this is because it was the first stream I saw from you and it was the day where you got the twitch partner program, unfortunately I missed the next stream :[
as a speedrunner myself i know how to do most of the tricks shown in this series but its still my favorite series just because you explain these tricks so well
This is pretty incredible. I remember learning about this glitch near when the game was released, but I never knew why it was so easy! This is super cool.
To me, Valve may have intended this? The props and lack of collision on parts of the wall, and the sloped parts used to go down and up when flying seem too perfectly located for this to all be coincidence.... Maybe Valve knew this might happen and left it in a fun way to enable speedrunning?
Nah, no chance. Encountering this glitch then getting stuck floating on the ceiling would be a bad casual experience. Sloped geometries are just good for aesthetics. Leaving out collision on a wall is easier than programming the collision to go away when the player is a certain distance, especially when they're moving quickly (from the launch pad). Plus the player is never expected to reach that part of the wall unless they're travelling through it, so might as well leave collision out.
It was a known unintended side effect of the tunnels. That is why GladOS never used the tunnels with Chell, and why Wheatly, an AI designed to be a moron, used them anyway.
Wheatley: "I've seen Chell do some crazy shit, I'll add something new she won't know how to exploit" Chell: *starts fucking flying* Wheatley: "Never let me make decisions"
Glados za potatu: Aaah! This is the part when he kills us! Weatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you! **Game shows Next text: "This is the part when he kills you".** Msushi: The part where- Me: Get to the point!
0:02 "This is the part where he kills us" "Hello, this is the part where i kill you" "_This is the part where he kills you_" Me: this is the part where he kills me Speed runers: this is the part where i dont care
Your videos are so good! I have recently finished the Portal games for the first time (I'm new to gaming). I have never heard of all these glitches, it's so interesting!
When I was a kid our death drying heroes did genuinely crazy shit like jumping a motorcycle over flaming busses, sitting on a chair while 10lbs of TNT under it explode, eating fire, driving a car on 2 wheels while on fire and shooting themselves out of a cannon at a 20 foot square net 100 yards away. Nowadays kids have speedrunners who break games. I think kids today are a lot smarter than we were.
Wheatley: well. I wasn’t wrong, exactly, but still, you can’t avoid this, Oh you’re solving the pu- Never mind, all those hours, all for nothing. GLaDOS: You just superglued MY chambers together, moron. Wheatley: (pulls out turret)
You know, Aperture Science makes weird enough shit that I'm willing to buy "crouching in the flying tunnel beam lets you actually fly."
You know I can see it. Your not wrong.
But why not buy the un-programmable shoot-on-sight turret?
But the risk is if you use it outdoor, You'll flying forever.
@@04-asyifahsalsabilac.ixiip71 Since when did that stop them?
@Justin Nowaczynski I read that in Cave Johnson's voice ngl.
Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you!
Chell: *starts flying*
Like an Eagle, piloting a blimp.
YESSSS
Wheatly: but wait, thats illegal
Wheatley: *confused screming*
@Technology Boy so chelle says that?
Of course they have to skip the part where he kills you, because then they'd die and have to restart from the last save, because it's the part where he kills you.
Yeah because that part, is where he kills you
@@Amison true! It is the part where he kills you
@@redacted_lol which part is the part where he kills you?
@@Klick404 it's that part where he kills you when he kills you
@@redacted_lol In other words, it the part where he kills you.
Imagine being wheatly and seeing Chell fly towards your base.
Everybody gangsta till Chell flies without Noclip
Yabatron Good adaptation!
"look at you sailing across the room. like an eagle, piloting a blimp
@@Sockren that is the perfect description of this video
All your bases are belong to us
"While Wheatley thought he had all the cards, he forgot the speedrunner's trump card: the ability to fly." is exactly on-par with Valve's own sense of comedic timing in Portal itself.
Wheatley thought he had the ace of fours, when in fact we had the ace of fours
@@MM081 I think it's more like he had the ace of fours and the speedrunners had... A shotgun
@@Carlos-Perez good point
Head Canon: GLaDOS never puts excursion funnels into Chell's test chambers due to flying being a know side effect of them. Wheatley, being a moron, just tosses them in there.
Genius
exept that the first excursion funnel test was made by glados but wheatley stole it
everyone here (excluding me) IS A GENIUS!
I remember something about them being liquid asbestos.
CreeperOnYourHouse that’s why they want you to think asbestos is a hazard, they don’t want people flying.
Wheatley: this is the part where i kill you
Chell: I must go my people need me *Starts flying*
Wheatley: well, this is the part where she kills me.
wheatley: this is the part that i kill you!
chell: /gamemode c
ok, this is kinda the best comment here.
I see you aren't a veteran, because you would've said Gamemode 0
@@scanbbb ain’t it gamemode 1 lol. gamemode 0 was survival i thought
@@deltarune012 yeah gamemode 0 is Survival, gamemode 1 is Creative, gamemode 2 is Adventure, and gamemode 3 is Spectator
why i remember that now-irrelivant information?
dont ask me that
@@scanbbb I see you aren't a veteran either
The devs:
"that wall doesnt get collision bc it doesnt need it"
Also the devs:
"that random wire decoration gets it because why the hell not"
Well you can actually hit the wires
@@ValentineC137
*_That's the point of the comment._*
This is what happens if you let more than one Person work on a map, and not everyone is up to date on what to do or what not to do.
*_Thanks Valve_*
MrGermandeutsch ?? are you inplying that they should add collision to parts of a level you’re never meant to be able to hit?
And then that also means they have to add extra code to try and remove that collision before the player actually hits it
@@ValentineC137
I believe that you misunderstood my response.
When I responded with "That's the point of the comment.
", I did *_not_* imply anything towards keeping collision to normaly unreachable objects at all.
Instead, I was trying to convey the message that, *_Yes_* , you are correct, you can actually physically interact with numerous objects, despite the fact that they should be normally out of reach.
You were simply pointing out the exact point that the initial comment has already made aswell, to which I responded to your response in the first place.
Also, if an object has collision or not, can be easily changed within Hammer (Level Design Tool) with just two to three clicks.
No coding-experience required *_at all_* .
*:^)*
why is the slapstick comedy of wheatley trying to make an organized test and then chell just flying away in response so comedic
Ad after five seconds: “this is the part where he skips us”
Me: Hello! This is part where I skip you!
UA-cam: This is the part.
Another unskippable ad: i am unskippable
_Ad blockers joined the game._
*_The Part Where We Show You How Speed Runners Skip The Part Where He Kills You_*
Hello! This is the part where I show you how speedrunners skip the Part where I kill you!
Achievement: The part where he shows how speed runners skip the part where he kills you.
Music:The part where he shows how speed runners skip the part where he kills you.
"This is that part"
- xbox 360 achievement for the part where he kills you
*_T H E P A R T W H E R E A C O M M E N T E X P L A I N S H O W T H E V I D E O S H O W S Y O U H O W S P E E D R U N N E R S S K I P T H E P A R T W H E R E H E K I L L S Y O U_*
When you try to kill someone but they just go into creative mode
I hate when that happens.
same
relatable
Its annoying, i have a whole speech and murder room ready and then they ruin it by going into creative mode
@@1imb0 Don't worry, people decided that it's best to skip an important rant about lemons.
I accidentally did the funnel glitch in co-op and softlocked both of us
HA, nice. Bet that was a fun time.
At least chell can eat chell2 to survive
@@Nuxenity I wonder if that belongs on r/cursedcomments
@@No-jz1jk it does
@@d.w.stratton4078 reddit moment
Hello, this is the part where I skip you.
THE PART WHERE SHE SKIPS YOU
@@axolotlchaoswow Achievement : The part where you skip him .
@@JcoleMc music: the part where we skip him
this is the part where we skip the part where he kills you
@@ghostify8515 This is the part where you run away .
Chells tenacity is so strong she just starts flying
Wheatley: well, this is the part where she kills me.
@@diamondan5721
title: the part where she kills me
achievement unlocked: the part where she kills me
ost name: the part where she kills me
chell: [silently glaring in hello-this-is-the-part-where-she-kills-you]
@@firewall5189GLaDos: This is the part where she kills you.
Glados: Well this is the part where he kills us
Wheatley: Hello this is the part where I kill you
Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement description: This is that part
I think the game is trying to convey a message to us but I'm just not sure what that message is... 🤔
Track Name: The Part Where He Kills You
I can imagine peter griffin saying "this is that part"
By the way the soundtrack name is "The Part Where He Kills You"
We all know you said "This is where he kills me."
2:55 "Floors are merely just a suggestion."
i love that line
I can Imagine Wheatly whining to GlaDos screaming. " She Fking Floated again " 😂
not gonna lie, that made me chuckle
“This is a very unknown glitch called cheating” -Grayfruit
Great
Now every comment I read is now in Grayfruit's Voice.
*_Thanks mate_*
MrGermandeutsch sorry =(
@@escouleshaire *_Oh don't apologize, now I feel bad!_*
MrGermandeutsch ok =)
@@MrGermandeutsch aren't you "the guy from krzy™️"
Glados in the players hand is probably like “wtf is this human doing?”
"this is the part where he kills us"
"hello! this is the part where i kill you"
*chapter 9: the part where he kills you*
this is why i love portal 2
You forgot: achievment unlocked the part where he kills you "this is the part"
@@c0smic_eve you forgot: Soundtrack: the part where he kills you
*THE PART*
So true
Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
Wheatly: I HAVE ALL THE CARDS!!!!
Chell: and we are playing uno.
Edit: i came up with it on my own
underrated comment
That is surprisingly in-character for Wheatley. He IS a moron.
That is an amazing comeback, actually
Did you come up with that or is it a quote I don't know? Cause I love it.
@@MercuryA2000 Chell never speaks
He obviously came up with it
i love this the 'How speedrunners skip ---' videos
Same
Absolutely!!
Me too
well ofc. these videos have quality to them and they are more entertaining than 50% of youtube videos
These are so cool I agree!
imagine wheatleys face when chell uses monitors to fling herself out of a trap and fly across gaps
"You know, when I put this trap here, I really thought you would have some sort of gravity. Seeing you just fly past isn't what I had planned for. I don't really know what to do now."
Ohohoho yeah, I'm imagining his face was all like ( o ) oh man, priceless.
it feels like the game was made for this glitch. Everything is just too perfect.
Wheatly: hello, this is the part where I... uuuum, let you fly?
No, this is the part where I fly straight to the end and skip all the triggers.
Just when Wheatley thought he had all the Full Houses...
"To the moon" playing on the end made this video even better
I was literally just trying to beat from part 8 to part 9 as fast as possible and went to your channel to see how do you skip one chamber and saw a new video.
Nice
Now you know how to skip the whole goddamn chapter lol
@@RipRLeeErmey yes
Msushi: funnels can do anything
Mumbo jumbo 2 weeks later: I built a working calculator using only excursion funnels in portal 2
Wheatley: this is the time where i kill you
Chell: haha noclip fly
Your journey ends here pilot.
Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you!
Chell: haha CFG go zooooooooooooooooooooooom
Me: *has never played Portal*
Also me: *nodding sagely* He forgot the speedrunner's trump card.
You're missing out a lot
Play Portal
play it
come on
just do it
Everyone telling me to play Portal, I totally want to but I only have a Switch :'(
@@lellymapommscymbillnos336 If you have access to a decent computer, you should be able to play it.
GLaDOS: This is the part where he kills us
Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you
Chapter 9 - The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement: The Part Where He Kills You
Description: This is that part
Music: The Part Where He Kills You
Chell: *doesn't die*
in both contexts of non speed runners and speed runners chell, it still works.
what a perfect bit of comedy
Wheatley: Noooo you can't just skip all our banter and my carefully laid traps I'm the final boss for gods sake-
Speedrunners: Haha crouch fly glitch go wheeee
Go brr
but u know the glithc is fixed
\
The player can **bonk** themselves on the head
He’s talking a lot of cfg for somebody who’s in *bonk* distance.
I just gave you a thumbs down, not because I don't like your comment, but because I wanted to give someone else the satisfaction of bringing you back up.
Haha your likes are 70 now
I always felt that the fact that the screens by the elevator has the blue screen of death is an amazing joke
i actually had this happen to me on my first ever playthrough of this game. Not a speedrun, just a casual run. I didn't know the glitch with the excursion funnels was a thing until right now and everything is making so much more sense now
you: *starts flying*
also you: "oh thats a cool feature"
Wheatley be like: dam it she’s playing flappy bird!
The excursion funnel crouch fly glitch, discovered on release day, is one of Portal 2's most significant glitches. So, how do world record speedrunners do it?
Practice
I love how you keep switching between "The Player" and "Chell"
Almost makes it sound like Chell is actually trying to do the Tricks instead. -Outspeedrunning the Speedrunner.-
*Chell I’ll do it myself* kinda reminds me of the undertale fanon
@@smiller6986 Indeed, indeed!
Uh oh! Well, this is the part where he kills us!
Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
Part 9: the part where he kills you
Achievement get: the part where he kills you
Music
The part where he kills you
3:38 so this is what the announcer was talking about when it said "if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, then may god help you"
why abbreviate crouch fly glitch as cfg when they both have the same amount of syllables?
Probably because it's easier to pronounce. I mean cee eff gee sounds way simpler than the words crouch and glitch. I still find it amusing how English has monosyllabic words written with more than 4 letters 😂
@@pamisa-chan317 Yep, like "squirrelled".
try saying crouch fly glitch 10 times as fast as possible
ngl, i assumed it was because cfg also stood for crazy fucking glitch in a similar to the bfg from doom
As others say, easier to type, but also it's supposed to say "crouch-flying glitch" and flying has two syllables.
My church teacher was a portal speed runner I don’t know what times he got he just said “I speedrun portal”
In conclusion, Chell learns fly
this is portal 2 not undertale
-_-
@@crazeedood1357 There's a moron in the both games.
@@glados4282 and above you is one too!
“This is the part where I skip the part where he kills you”
Next episode: How Speedrunners skip the whole game.
you're a normie who plays portal 2 casually. You have never played my steam workshop portal 2 map called Lost in Portal City. It'll change your life, PLAY IT!
Super mario world speedrun in 41 seconds in a nutshell
@@slyceth lmao no
4:58 - 5:03 notice how glados' light is in sync with his voice, as if he is talking as the potato
I remember where you quickly explained this in a stream and the reason why I will never forget this is because it was the first stream I saw from you and it was the day where you got the twitch partner program, unfortunately I missed the next stream :[
Portal developers: Nooo! You can't just skip the puzzles in a game based on solving puzzles!
Speedrunners: haha! no grav goes brrrrrrrr
as a speedrunner myself i know how to do most of the tricks shown in this series but its still my favorite series just because you explain these tricks so well
Wheatley: this is the part where i kill you
Chell:
sv_cheats 1
noclip
Gives a new definition to flying thru the level
The part where the video shows me, how speedrunners skipt the part where he kills you, kills me.
This is pretty incredible. I remember learning about this glitch near when the game was released, but I never knew why it was so easy! This is super cool.
Speedrunning Glitches are always great to see.
its so good to see some one playing portal in like 2020
"You name it, excursion funnels can do it."
So they can let me stay up 5 minutes past my bed time?
first
Bruh
How
FRICK HE WAS FIRST!!! NOW I AM NOT FIRST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
pogares
HACKS
I got stuck at the part where he kills me, I literally die every time
This series is just so damn good!
The world before Isaac Newton invented gravity:
To me, Valve may have intended this?
The props and lack of collision on parts of the wall, and the sloped parts used to go down and up when flying seem too perfectly located for this to all be coincidence....
Maybe Valve knew this might happen and left it in a fun way to enable speedrunning?
Nah, no chance. Encountering this glitch then getting stuck floating on the ceiling would be a bad casual experience.
Sloped geometries are just good for aesthetics. Leaving out collision on a wall is easier than programming the collision to go away when the player is a certain distance, especially when they're moving quickly (from the launch pad). Plus the player is never expected to reach that part of the wall unless they're travelling through it, so might as well leave collision out.
It was a known unintended side effect of the tunnels. That is why GladOS never used the tunnels with Chell, and why Wheatly, an AI designed to be a moron, used them anyway.
@@nathanb011 oooohh
@@nathanb011
makes sense
Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you!
Chell: "No... I don't think you will."
Wheatley: "I've seen Chell do some crazy shit, I'll add something new she won't know how to exploit"
Chell: *starts fucking flying*
Wheatley: "Never let me make decisions"
Turret: But you’re our boss, sir.
Wheatley: F-ck
"Including but not limited to [...] and much more."
This implies that there's even more than much more.
A speedrunner without glitches is like a soldier going to war with only a knife. It might be hard but they’ll find ways.
"This wall doesnt have collision"
"We then use the collision of a decorative wire to stop our momentum"
perfect coding
5:50
You know, there's no more appropriate speedrun tactic for Portal 2 than using Wheatley's ego to beat him.
Glados za potatu: Aaah! This is the part when he kills us!
Weatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
**Game shows Next text: "This is the part when he kills you".**
Msushi: The part where-
Me: Get to the point!
"Like an eagle, piloting a blimp"
0:02
"This is the part where he kills us"
"Hello, this is the part where i kill you"
"_This is the part where he kills you_"
Me: this is the part where he kills me
Speed runers: this is the part where i dont care
Your videos are so good! I have recently finished the Portal games for the first time (I'm new to gaming). I have never heard of all these glitches, it's so interesting!
but what if i want to be killed Sadge
same Sadge
Sadge
*_S a d g e_*
When I was a kid our death drying heroes did genuinely crazy shit like jumping a motorcycle over flaming busses, sitting on a chair while 10lbs of TNT under it explode, eating fire, driving a car on 2 wheels while on fire and shooting themselves out of a cannon at a 20 foot square net 100 yards away.
Nowadays kids have speedrunners who break games.
I think kids today are a lot smarter than we were.
I literally know nothing about this franchise and have never played it why am i watching speedrun videos lmfao
play it
now
Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you!
Chell:
Also Chell: **floats away**
Next video: How speedrunners skip portal 2
Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle, piloting a blimp.
I haven't watched it yet but this is your best video so far! (probably)
Chell:*flies without using console*
Potat0s:This is beyond science
Everybody gangsta till the speed runner starts going through walls and flying to achieve a fast pb on Earth.
"The ace of fours" -Wheatley
yo
I love these videos :D They're really well done. Keep it up!
1:44 can it get me a girlfriend 🥲
And my dad that went go buy milk?
it doesn't do miracles
I just kept expecting "This is where the real game begins." Constantly.
Amazingly average quality, as always.
Timeless outro, and I love the commentary :) very interesting and not annoying!
another great vid awesome stuff msushi
Speedrunners: I skipped the part where that's my problem.
Wheatley: You've got nowhere to run!
Chell: *starts flying*
Wheatley: well. I wasn’t wrong, exactly, but still, you can’t avoid this,
Oh you’re solving the pu-
Never mind, all those hours, all for nothing.
GLaDOS: You just superglued MY chambers together, moron.
Wheatley: (pulls out turret)
I swear to god that speedrunners will find a corridor that takes you from the relaxation room directly to the final boss
Never watched this youtuber before, the outro sounded familiar until I realized it was the main theme for Coin Princess, an obscure mobile game. Damn
This deconstruction, showing tricks and hit boxes, is amazing! I'd love a "how I do this" video.
Wow. You made me watch a nine minute video without checking the timestamp once. Thats some mad ability to hold attention.
0:57 "And today, I would like to talk about Portal 2's most absurd glitch: The excursionfunnekajdguwrujg"
me: "huh?"