Sam's Beauregard Puns
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Sam Riegel ladies and gentlemen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Taken from Critical Role Campaign 2, Episodes 54 & 55, - "Well Below" & "Duplicity"
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Update: When Beau goes unconscious at one point Sam states. "oh... Oh no-reguard"
he should have said K.O.-regard
At 2 death fails “No ‘mo-regard.”
"It's not your time to go-regard" would have been good
That was said at the live show in Indy, at Gen Con, where the crowd sang along.
Episode 73, by the way.
Talisen also says "she know-regards" at about 1:15ish xD
Sam needs to be more careful about using Vicious Mockery
I'd say it's more a case of cutting words
Nana Firus level 20 bards for ya.
Vicious hype?
Guys, it’s clearly Tasha’s Hideous Laughter, cause I’m cackling like a damn witch!
you are all wrong, it's the legendary scanlan we are talking about. it's tasha's cutting mockery!
He totally missed the opportunity to say: "Land that Blow-regard!"
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Y E S 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Kill that foe-regard, go toe-to-toe-regard
There were loads he could've gone for, looks like he just went with the flow...regard.
Parkouregard
“Make that demon-blood flow-regard!” Or, after Liam said “That’s actually where its balls are”, “Aim low-regard!”
Best one (almost) comes from Taliesin at 1:13 when he says something like "pay him neau regards"
I always hear him say "she know-regards" there.
@@Luscitrys that is 100% it god thank you
I wish people responded to iiiit. Nothing hurts more than your pun being ignored, right as someone else's is showered with attention. Poor Jaffe.
@@Soviniy It happens to Taliesin way too often - he quietly says something clever/funny, and nobody hears it!
Yea, 'No regard' was the only actual pun that happened here
Underrated moment by Taliesin when he says “suddenly, I don’t miss Scanlan” after Sam’s first pun
Taliesin Jaffe is the king at whispering absolute gold under his breath
real life cutting words
He got no slowreguard!
I love Marisha’s face when he says “Henry David Thoroughregard” because she knows that Thorough is her dad’s name but no one else does
Same when Nott uses the fake name Bren at one point in some episode - Liam gets visibly confused, and talks about it later on Talks or in the wrap-up
It’s Thoreau…. And her little brother Thoreau Jr., a.k.a. Bro-regard. 🤣😂😊😂🤣
She even turns to him and says "... interesting you say that" xD
4:26 Timestamp for this moment
Marishas face has the same energy as "Jokes on you" in C3 :D
Sam Riegel: IRL Bard.
And he mixes up his bardic inspirations with his cutting words
Let's be honest here. A significant amount of Scanlan's personality was "Sam Riegel with pointy ears".
@@handfulmousefly *All of Scanlan's personality is Sam with pointy ears.
@@LookingForAName... With expertise
@@handfulmouseflyIt was his first Pathfinder -> D&D campaign, so Scanlan being really similar to Sam makes sense
“Stomp that Horegard” gives me life.
1:27 for posterity
I cant believe he missed 'stun your foeregard '
He still did pretty well. Give it no regard.
Monk of the Cobalt Soul-Regard
We just keep digging this hole-regard
I can’t believe he never used “Blowregard”
i cant belevi he never told her that he holds her in high regard
The strangled FLURRY OF BLEAUREGARD at 2:54 kills me every time
I'm heartbroken that he never mentioned how she kept rolling too low-regard!
I love how Marisha REMEMBERED this because a billion episodes later she reveals Beau's dad is named Thoreau, and commented that that's why she'd said what Sam said was "interesting" lol. Hence why she said "it's interesting you say that" to the "Henry David Thoreauregard" one xD
And all this happened during one of the most horrifying episodes in the shows history. Sam just doesn't quit. I love him.
it is a Bard's Sacred Charge to bring levity to any situation, no matter how dire
In the most horrible situations there is always a person joking, thats how they handle it emotionally.
Yuubi Timberwolf But that's my entire friend group 😂
When Sam Riegel almost kills the party with puns
I love that Sam "nopes" his first pun at 0:26 but keeps going and makes them worse (exception with "stomp that ho-regard").
I like how the first time he decided the joke was too bad, then the next time he made the EXACT SAME PUN and decided it was genius
How was your day?
It was So-Seau-regard
Did you hurt yourself?
Stubbed my Teau-regard
What's your favorite toy?
Yo-Yeau-regard
What's your favorite mountain?
Mt. Kilamenja-Reau-regard
What's your favorite cat?
Cali-Ceau-regard
Take my like and get out
That Kilimanjaro pun was next fucking level!
Im dying at so-seau-regard xD
What’s your favorite bird?
Crow-regard
What’s your favorite color?
Indi-geauregard
What’s Fjord’s old patron again?
Uk’ot-eauregard
With her flurry of blow-regard she hit them three times in a row-regard, both high and low-regard kicks, every foe-regard ends up k.o.-regard.
"Henry David ThorEAU-REGARD"
Just broke Matt and Liam 😂❤️
Yeah that was one of the best ones!
@@Gryphon2026 I agree. I almost died laughing when he said it.
You could see his mind working on that one as he was sitting there
that one is the best!
Nothing can beat Sam's consistency with his Fjord puns.
_Early in the campaign_
Fjord: "The name's Fjord. F-J-O-R-D."
Starosta, to Fjord: "No last name?"
Sam: "Tough."
_Very, very later in the campaign_
*Fjord's given last name was revealed to be Stone*
Sam: "Wait. . . your name is Stone? That's a _tough_ name."
4:20 that "interesting you say that" MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW (also of course it's at 420)
Agreed; when that was revealed last episode, her expression looking back at this is priceless
I've seen the episode, but forgot what it references, what was it again?
@@celebitto7869 dad
@@celebitto7869 Beau's father is called Thoreau I think
"What a complex web you've woven"
Sam said "This evening I will curse Marisha's dice in the dumbest way possible" and you know what, I respect him for that
Sam clearly has neau regard for the sanity of the other Critical Role members.
ahaha, good one
Sam used Vicious Mockery. He’s becoming a true bard.
On his ally though.
He becoming a true bard
Op that was cutting words
“Oh no-regard” when beau almost died recently
I was waiting for this comment! 😂
Graeme E Bradley I’ve been looking for this. What episode?
ForeverWog oh god it’s been so long... I couldn’t say
Way late but it was Campaign 2, Episode 73 at around 1:06:59
I love the transition from Marisha loving this and Laura hating this to Marisha hating it and Laura loving it
Sam altering fate with bad puns
blackvial better than the dodecahedron lol
True dunamancy at work
4:25 "Henry David Thoreauregard" and Marisha replies "Interesting you said that..." because her dad's name! :O Did they already know at this time? What his name was? :O
They didn’t!
He did the same with Caleb. Early in the campaign they were trying to come up with fake names they could use as aliases (I forget when and why) and Nott suggested that Caleb could be "Bren". At the time, neither Nott nor Sam knew Caleb's actual name. It was a complete coincidence just like this was. He just has a sixth sense for spoiling backstories by blurting out random names with "no-regard"
What was he referring to as Travis said that's a complex web you've woven
@@eightch4610 Henry David Thoreau was an ethics philosopher who studied about unjust states. As you can tell by this video, there were tons of Beauregard puns, and the "Complex Web" is digging deep to the philosopher just for the pun.
@@XoIoRouge thanks friend
Sam's commitment is admirable. It's a bonus watching Matt try to desperately ignore these amazing puns.
Gotta love it when Sam makes Liam leave the table from laughter
Sam. So powerful that he has unlocked the secrets of true Cutting Words.
3:04 when you become a 20th level bard
in real life
Revisiting now that we know Beauregard’s father is actually named Thoreau.
Keanu Valen Thoreauregard!
What time timestamp did Sam mention Beau father name? Thanks you.
It was at 4:25!
so sam messed up beus rolls and killed caduceus next week he is probably going to burn calebs books or kill jesters dog.
Not the dog!
He kills Molly again
Jester needs absolutely no help at getting Nugget or Sprinkles killed lol I'm fairly certain they should have died like 4 times over by this point
Hey now the Traveler Protects the little ones!
I feel a John Wick joke in there somewhere.
I love watching Sam wait for the perfect moment. He's like a pun-based cheetah, patient, waiting for that opportune moment.
"You gotta go low-regard" "He aint-no-mo-regard" "step on his toe-regard"
For some reason when Matt said "No, Sam, no." I imagined him wapping Sam on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. 🤣
4:54 Would've gone with "Fatal Blow-regard"
I love this show-regard.
1:55 How did he miss "use that elbow-regard!"
honestly i think it was too obvious for a genius mind like sam riegel
Narutoregard is pretty good though.
He also missed "flurry of blow-regard"
@@Optimushroom He does shout out "flurryofblowregard" at 1:54 but it's very quick and muffled so it's a bit hard to tell what exactly he's saying.
Im from the future , what the hell is with sam this campaign and accidentally saying names regarding the other M9 backstory lol
Fricking Sam XD
IT'S YOUR GOREGARD!! This is pure evidence that Sam is chaotic good IRL.
I love in a recent live show, out of nowhere, you just hear "Oh NO-Regard!" from Sam.
Dani scream laughing in the background. OMG. So cute.
Was it during any part of the clips shown in this video?
I remember watching it live and when they mentioned that they could hear Dani but I wasn't sure if I could hear her .
The Einherjar there was literally no reason to say that
@The Einherjar Why? Just why? Was there any point to that? Just please don't...
Taliesin taking complete offense to the first one and saying that he suddenly doesn't miss Scanlan gives me life 😂😂 also his unicorn tea holder omw
*makes shit pun*
*drinks from oversized flask*
Is there a more Sam moment?
Crooty who is this sam? That is scanlan.
Mad Monster I think they're interchangeable at this point
Don’t look now but the flask is getting bigger
I love how Marisha hints at her past when she's like "interesting you say that" to Henrey David Thoreau-regard
I love how Sam can keep up a joke for an entire campaign if he wishes, and it will still be funny each time.
Sam needs an outlet, let him sing!
When Liam's like "you're bringing Walden into this"
I've watched this so many times....it's everything that is great about Sam. His playful ego, his quick wit and creativity and the Loki level mischief. He is the best.
“Interesting you say that.” Because her father’s name is later revealed to be Thoreau
When he made the naruto joke, I can't believe he missed "hit him with your elbow-regard"
Soon as Sam started getting on a roll I really hoped someone uploaded a clip of it. Amazing.
Whenever Sam makes a pun
Beauregard fails to land a blowregard
Banished from Darktowregard
The last one is the best because I can feel Sam going, "I can't think of way to work it in to a sentence . . . ah, fuck it. It's too good; I'll just say it anyway."
Yessss, I was looking for this! Thank you!
(C3 spoilers)
Apogee Solstice: "Where did we geauregard?"
When it comes to puns, I want mo'-reguard.
He punn
He cringg
But most important, he tries again... and again...
and again...
“Interesting you say that” foreshadowing.
The title of episode 54 should've been "Well Belowregard"
Sam Riegel is the greatest.
Didnt catch the narutoragard in the live game lol
With every roll she got good rolls I went "there you go-regaurd"
How wow, I actually missed the "Naruto-regard" pun!
Cant hit no Foe-reguard.
I had to replay 3:41 like five times to hear it. "You reap what you sow-regard!"
My favourite part of this - Henry. David. Throw-regard 😆
Also Liam literally having to leave his chair after that was great 😂😂
Ebony Voigt It’s up there with "I’m just going to stay over here and fail to stay in character" in the second Viktor meeting from Campaign 1.
When Sam doesn't need to save them for bardic inspiration.
Looks like Sam has… *_neau regard_* for the sanity of his fellow players. 😎
4:19 fucking look at that face, he's cooking
1:25 Cutting Words in real life
Oh I've been waiting for someone more patient and gifted than me to do this. Thanks so much! :D
Goddamnit Sam you're lucky we can't quit you!
3:04 "I HAVE THE POWER!"
4:26 Accidentally AMAZING pun here.
4:19 - 4:25
You can see that gears are turning in his head and then a light bulb suddenly appears.
"suddenly I don't miss gambling." Taliesin has me weak
*Scanlan
Does he say scanlan? Whelp, whatever
Sam shouting “it’s ya go-regard” while he was away from the mic easily my favourite.
2:55 my favorite moment XD
I'm surprised he missed "low blow-regarde"
Its like he's giving reverse inspiration... Matt finally brought it in.
That first attack against the succubus completely whiffed; She did not hit her. Call that Tommy Wiseau-regard.
"Stomp that HOEregard!" best Sam quote ever.
Sam uses Cutting Words/Vicious Mockery! It's super effective!
Hey Nott, watch out for that table.
I wouldn’t want you to stub your toeregard
I wish he would've said, "Flurry of Blowregard!" at 2:52
We need a full compilation of every funny Sam Riegel moment in critical role..there's a lot and its hard to find them again, because sometimes its just a random convo 1 hour and 37 minutes in or something :D
i rly thought he was gonna say "hit her with your elbow-regard"
You can practically see the wheels turning in his head, it's amazing
The fact that whenever he made the jokes something shitty happened to Marisha's rolls makes it better
Best part of this fight was when Nott fired the Explosive arrow, forgetting Caduceus was down and killing him
Luckily Jester was there to revive him, otherwise Talison would of had to make his third PC for that campaign
why have i watched this sooo many times damn you Sam Riegel
and thank you @SpekoGirl
She’s not your average Joe-reguard
i recently watched this episode and those made the whole episode sooo much better
It's always funny watching Sam when he thinks them up just before he says them :P
He's like, oh no, brain, don't make me do it....
Brain: But you want to do it. Look at your face.
Face: Yup.
Sam can't control his cutting word ability
My favourite thing is everyone making their own puns in the comments
i half expected him to go for "ELBOW-REGARD" when she hit with her elbow at 1:56
The moment haste is mentioned:
Sam: *okay, how do I make a 'slowregard' pun here?"