Sam's food related ads that broke everyone | Critical Role
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- Sam's pre episode ads are a performance of their own. Three of these ads across the campaigns have stood out for their absurdity/disgustingness that I had to make this compilation.
Episodes are
C1 E89
C2 E92
C3 E32
"MARISHA READ FASTER!"
i love that not only does nobody ever asks him to do this, they actively beg him NOT to
hard to believe he has a wife.
@@freedomcatwhy? my husband is similar to him. cheesy and funny i love him.
@@janetlee9709 not many people would think that the goofballs of a friend group are attractive. But they typically make the best husband material.
@@freedomcat i’ve always found goofiness attractive.
Who else can Sam do this to? None of the other cast will let him.
7:41 "back to you, Matt!" **cuts to Matt** **epitome of defeat**
The look of a Man Who knows he has no control over his coworkers.
He looks so pissed 😂
He has such a long-suffering look on his face. 😂
I'm currently reading Frankenstein, and there's a part where Victor Frankenstein laments about how terribly horrible he feels and how recent events weigh on his soul. I imagine something similar was going through Matt's head at that point...
You know it's bad when Laura pulls out the "SAMUEL!"
She's the unofficial den mother to him XD
@@boiledcrap Which Is extra funny given what a child she is XD
@@stingerjohnny9951
It is a strange contrast.
How childish she can be at times, but then how quickly the switch goes off and we get “mom mode” Laura.
@@MrImastinker Honestly, I think it’s part of what makes her a great mom in the first place. A perfect happy medium.
That's the tone of voice I imagine her using as a mother herself now...
"I found my gag reflex, guys!" Priceless. Chef's kiss!
"It was only twelve inches in the back"
"Give me some of the flaming hot cheetos first." "No way there's slim jim's?" Ashley being her true chaos goblin self.
Literally filmed the toothbrush one, smiling rather than cringing away like everyone else too 😂
I was cracking up at this part 😂😂 everybody is freaking out and Ashley is like “ohh snacks” I hope she never changes lol
The fact that this guy voices not only the smart 2003 Ninja Turtle, but the Commandant of the Imperial Knights is astounding, lol.
tal physically moving away from Sam during these is such a mood
Based on his reaction to these bits, I kind of suspect Talesin may be a bit emetophobic.
@@sandpiperr seeing how sam desecrated those innocent food items? I may be a bit emetophobic
It's my favourite part 🤣
he has to use his reaction to move as far away from sam as he can
Marisha and Taliesin fear for their live in that first one
Also Matt's face after the wine is a poem
The pained "SAMUEL" at 3:22 really feels deeply troubled, and that troubled feeling was earned. What a horrible, perfect moment. Jesus christ.
The franticness in Matt's voice when he asked Marisha to read quicker is amazing
10:00 I love that this implies that if anything ever happened to Sam liam would be the one to tell his kids. True friendship.
I think it’s more because he didn’t expect Sam to survive this shenanigan LMAO
Such a good husband.
The one that he mixed drinks is an 'honorable' mention
Haha! Sam is so chaotic and weird and I love it!
Matt’s face at 7:46 is hilarious. It’s a mix of disappointment, confusion, disgust, and brokenness.
the fact that him not using the toothbrush on camera was one of their conditions.
Ashley was such an enabler on that last one. Everyone else was gagging, she was laughing and recording. Love it.
i love talesin huddling up to marisha and shielding them both with his binder in the first clip
Let us to be glad this man seems to content being Chaotic Good and not Chaotic Evil
I would think he’s more chaotic neutral, especially with those shirt reveals.
@@walkerdevin08 I would lean more towards chaotic chaos. He transcends the alignment chart
"How am I supposed to explain this to your kids" LIAM I'M SCREAMING
how am i supposed to explain that THIS is my favorite show when things like this happen regularly
with your words.
No other ad has ever been seared into my brain like the first one was. It haunts me still. The other two I can watch, but the first one I have to cover Sam entirely and just watch Marisha and Taliesin 😂
It’s like watching some eldritch horror being brought into the plane.
Haven’t watched it yet I am scared shitless I can’t wait I’ll let you know what happens.
This will haunt me for the rest of my life.
I was covering him up too! XD I was in the middle of eating! Why did I do that to myself?!
What? The third one is far worse than the first two combined imo
The soft and gentle sibling energy from Laura and Liam at 11:00 while Ashley recording ,Taliesin dying, which instigates and further Sam's behaviour and Travis looking like he's at awe at how amazing (?) and stupid it is and Marisha kept getting distracted while reading cos she wanna watch.. The chaos 😂 while Matthew has to take care of these kids and feel horrified
This is rightfully disgusting, but the horrified screams of the cast at 6:36 add about ten years to my life.
Sam's eyes as he drank the coke while Taliesen hides in Laura's hood. 😆
But the cut to Matt at 7:44 stole the show
I love that on the toothbrush thing, everyone is like "read faster" but Ashley is like "get it in there!!" LOLOL
On a side note, I’m surprised you didn’t include the Eldermancy Cocktail. That one definitely made ME gag. But the ones chosen for this video? Yeah… no words can truly describe the horror on-screen.
I would gladly take Cognouza’s fleshy cosmic/body horror setting than watch THESE moments again!
I love the expression of complete regret on Sam’s face when he realizes that it was real absinthe, and he just drank enough alcohol for a whole night
In the words of Marisha Ray: "You can see it actively hitting his bloodstream."
I love the faint "Help" when Sam eats the whip cream salad
Poor, poor Matt
Matt looks so damaged everytime at 7:45
i just like how imidiate reaction of everyvone is to recoil and hide behind something
8:09 Matt was like "ooo-kaaay... I'm ready to whatever you prepared today... Or not... But i don't have a choice... So..."
"I'm pretty sure you just voided all your health insurance" honey, he had to have done that YEARS ago
I love how during the last one, Ashley is just filming the whole thing
I love how in the last one Ashley just pulls out her phone and films it
It is absolutely ironic that the episode that Sam did his whipped cream bit with the red wine… was the very episode that we went to Kamordah.
And the fact that it tasted WORSE with whipped cream? Pretty much an allegory for how much we all hate Thoreau and how we’re all glad that Clara and TJ upon learning the truth just up and left his ass thanks to his daughter exposing him.
Marisha's reflex/instinct to jump up and put her hand over that Coke bottle to stop it from overflowing was actually pretty impressive.
Lmao mom Laura, don't do the metal you're gonna hurt yourself!
I love that Laura and Taliesin scooch away every time. Also how did you not include the Eldermancy and the curdled cream that went into it
It’s amazing how many ways Sam finds to push his ginormous mouth to its limits
goddamn I didn't heed the warning close enough and that first ad actually made me gag 😂😂
Matt's life decisions are flashing before his eyes in these moments 😂
"Run a campaign for your friends, they said. It will be fun, they said"
7:44 The look of utter disappointment
Only Sam reads a sponsor contract with things he should not do an goes "Challenge Accepted!"
8:17 I love how this basically implies that the sponsor has watched enough critical role to know Sam would do some horrible stuff with it unless they contractually forbid him from using it
Can we all take a minute and appreciate that Sam got the respect of the ladies by "finding his gag reflex" LMAO 😂
7:44 The level of disappointment on his face...
Sam is a genious. I never watch ads. I have never managed to skip his ads because you don't really realize it is one :D
3:21: Laura audibly exclaiming "SAMUEL" absolutely sent me
Laura was always the mom. "SAMUEL STOP!" "No no Sam! You're going to hurt yourself!" "Don't do the metal, Samuel don't you're going to hurt yourself." "don't do the pipe cleaners there's metal, DON'T USE THE PIPE CLEANERS SAM!!"
Matt's reaction and Sam's brilliantly stupid decision to give the copy to the
member of the group who'd be most easily distracted are the best spots!🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:51 his sad laugh after all his stuff melted in his car
1:26 not all heroes wear capes
9:37 Such a desperation
5:43 Ashley's Woah-Hey-Ha-ha-Ho! (paraphrased) is like the B-side to the noises she was making when they were doing the blind-fold thing.
6:16 I would definitely love to have some authentic MURICAN pepperoni pizza, one day. Maybe there's a pizza place, here in this country, where they import the ingredients. I don't know. Also, here, if you say pepperoni, they'll confuse it with the chili paprika. I figure it's probably considered vanilla, in the states. Practically a staple. But, still...WANT.
The best part of this is Tal attempting to physically disappear behind anyone and everyone
"And, uh, slim jims!"
Taliesin: NO
Talisen and Marisha hiding behind the binder had me in freakin STITCHES. I was nearly sobbing XD
I still maintain, that this 6:35 , was the moment Q considered divorce 😵🍷
at 3:48 after Sam says "now it's a little sweeter", you can see the look of defeat on Taliesins face.
He knew what was coming
At 4:18 Laura realised too and they started huddling to hide from the monstrosity that would come.
Up until 4:38 Ashley was fine with it, but she seemed disgusted by Sam's disgrace of a chilli dog.
5:13 Sam: LET'S TRY A SALAD NOooOOoOoOOoOoOOOoOooO
The look of disgust on everyone's faces throughout the whole thing is hilarious
Everything was fine up until he ruined the wine. That was so much of a disgrace they had to switch cameras
The finale was at 7:40 when he says "back to you Matt" and the camera cuts to Matt with a look of disappointment
Woah, no way!? It's almost like we watched the same video???
Even just remembering the Eldermancy cocktail still makes me gag so I'm glad it wasn't included 🤣
5:41 woahehahohwahehoh ho- hold on
Gotta give a shoutout to Sam's Eldermancy Cocktail from C2E124. That was another one that got me xD
The ‘ dear god what have I created and unleashed’ look on Matt’s face 😂
7:44 the face of a man who really did not want to be the next thing in frame after that
7:45 that’s the face of a defeated man 🤣🤣🤣typical face of your average DM
7:40
The look on Matt's face 😂😂
I love it that Sam is doing better now health wise, it’s moments like these that really help make the show.
That first one... I had repressed that memory for a while.
Matt’s face after the 2nd ad. I can’t tell if it’s disappointment, horror, mesmerized, idk. But it says it all.
Can we appreciate the fact that Marisha instinctively covered the coke, when it was starting to overflow? Now that's a good friend.
Mom can you can pick me up I’m scared and want to go home
Ya know...?
Being a goblin in the second campaign suits him well.))
Taliesin: I fear no man, but that thing (points to Sam) it scares me 🤣
Laura at 6:38 in shock due to the wine being sprayed with whipped cream shows her true, soccer mom self
my favorite part is when everyone backs away and shields themselves
Sam: …some would say clever
Taliesin: (immediately) Debatable.
At first, I thought that I don’t need this but at the end of video, oh I need this video as I can’t stop laughing. 😂 I need this laugh. Thank you for this.
But please Sam, I hope there won’t be ads using food anymore (who are we kidding, it’s Sam. There will be)
You were right. I did, in fact, gag. This is a perfect submission for r/TIHI
"Salad with whipped cream" what is this the 60's in the mid-west?
60s? That was the potluck at church last week.
Missed the Eldermancy drink lol
Thomas’ “yes and” with Sam’s bad ideas is beyond wonderful.
I am surprise the Eldermancy ads wasn't in this video :D.
Sam was totally that kid on the playground who would eat worms or bugs for applause and attention.
Am I the only one that wishes the sponsors would do their own reactions to these videos?
He feeds on his friend's reactions of disgust and amazement and WTF. He doesn't care what happens to him. He wants to see his friend feel existential dread XD
How am I supposed to explain this to your children??? 😂😂😂
FRANCE EXPLODED THE MOMENT HE PUT WHIPPED CREAM IN WINE
That first one makes me laugh like nothing else in the world but it's so horrifying
I can't believe you didn't include the eldermancy cocktail.
As soon as I saw the headline all I could think of was whipped cream on the chili dog
No one mention Marisha's incredible reflex to put her hand on the coca bottle fizzing
Surprised the Eldermancy ad isn't in this cavalcade of awfulness
Long may he reign.
7:46 *disappointed father*
4:57 My brain doesn't understand how his face was still clean after that bite.
the *effort* Sam puts in
Gotta love Laura's panic lol
This made me laugh and gag at the same time.
This made me lag.
The whipped cream on the hotdog just... I was ready to puke.
At 3:20 they deployed the full naming:
Marisha: Riegel!
Laura: Samuel!!
The coctail one is missing, that was a big food one xD