THIS IS WHAT TRUE WHALE ROLLS LOOK LIKE! Honkai Star Rail
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- Опубліковано 24 вер 2024
- THIS IS WHAT TRUE WHALE ROLLS LOOK LIKE!| Honkai Star Rail
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tectone screaming for asmon to pull, while he stalls 10 minutes between each single pull on his own stream 😂
He's nothing if not a hypocrite
truly a former minor moment
a big sign of a former minor
@@HeWhoShamshe clearly is joking around 😂
Teccy: "Pull dammit!!!!"
All of US: "Now you know how we feel during your pulls..."
Truth.
He is worst 😂
11:55 As someone who watched Asmon pulling for Jingliu live and then did my pulls and got Jingliu at 65 pity, I can confirm that it is indeed true and works.
i can't since i didnt watch anyone at the time.
got her in like 50~60 pulls, and won 50/50 since my last guaranteed 5* was Fu Xuan
Tectone calling asmon baldy while he himself is the baldy messiah is crazy to me! Absolutely hilarious!😂
It is. But I also think going full bald looks better than to have hair combined with balding spots. The worst are the dudes who try to do a comb-over to hide it. Once and if I start to bald I am definitely just gonna shave my head too and just own it.
@@chocobro3198 i have full head of hair, no receding hairline, no bald spots.
thanks for sharing @@ghotyolocanisyn2880
the way emiru hit him with "youre not tectone"
black swan foreshadowing
I think, if you don't care about the character, they show up easier. I've seen plenty of people lose the first 50/50 at hard pity and go into hard pity again to just pull her
As someone who does not care for QiQi at all i now have a constellation 6 so i think you are right
I’m using this strat. I wasn’t saving for her but saw videos of her combat, going to risk it but not in like an eager way lol. If not topaz is just a waifu pull tbh
I've only lost 1 50/50 and it was on a character I didn't care about. I had no intention of pulling on Blade, but wanted more Susahng and got my first Himeko out of it. Was actually happy because I had been wanting her.
Well,I cared about blade,got early Clara,I cared about Fu Xuan,got her early,I didn't care about Jing Yuan,got him early,I don't care about Jingliu because I don't have enough pulls.
I didnt care for Gepard at all so he's the new ice chara that arrived for me 😂
I usually do my pulls while watching Tectone to give me courage, but I got spoiler-ed and knew he got it in one 10 pull. I got super sad because I felt he stole everyone's luck. I haven't pulled for a 5* since I lost 50/50 on Blade. I wanted to go 10 pull for 10 pull with Asmon so I don't fell so bad spinning my jades away.
On my first ten pull after I saw Asmon didn't get it: JINGLIU BABY!!!!! WINNERS WIN!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S JUST THAT EASY!!! (air five's Tectone's pic on the screen) LET'S GOOOO!
"bc youre not tectone" IN DA FACE! 😂😂
Tectone is totally being "that friend" lol
Do you feel like Hoyoverse gives you worse luck when you’re a whale? I feel like my pulls were luckier before putting money in the game, Genshin and StarRail
Nope
Facts i spent like 200 to try and get Heizou a four star not even a five star and i did not even get him god i spent way to much money on genshin never again
I am f2p and i got her in 3rd multi
I am F2p and I got two jing Liu in 60 pulls and also won 50 on her light cone and I got Fu xuan in 30 pulls and in next 10 pulls I got Clara won 50 on blade as well only lost one on lucoha with Bronya so maybe you are right
The only 50/50 I've lost was before I spent money on the game, so no, I don't really feel like I have worse luck nowadays.
I was going to save because I didn't think I really needed Jingliu, but I decided to do one single pull to get try to get Tingyun Concellations and got a Jingliu on accident I was not even close to soft pity at all.
Where u on 50/50
Was pulling for tingyun eidolons since I already have DHIL E2. Got jingliu on my first 10 pull with 0 pity. Was on 50/50 as well lol.
@@rkfabricanteI was trying to get Qingque and Tingyun eidolons at 30 pity. Got Jingliu (won the 50/50) and then got Jingliu again at 3 pity. I did 30 pulls on the weapon banner from 0 pity and got that as well, winning the 75/25.
@@donew1thita11Yea I had 50/50 to get Jingliu and I was hoping to lose it so I had a garenteed character when I wanted a new one but I won it and got Jingliu.
@@The_Lightless wtf
7:16
Tectone: "Yangxing"
me: "place your bets now! i say Himiko!"
8:04 me: "called it! FKN CALLED IT!!!"
Tectone be reacting to everyone pulling for jingliu lol
That man is a walking weapon. He could make pulling E6S5 a 10 hour stream
4:02 Watching this 6 months later, and Guinaifen was in fact on the Black Swan banner. Good call lol
can't wait to see people's reaction when himeko is meta after the new relic sets
This aged well
Can't wait for the survey cos Teccy didn't like Imbibitor Lunae for the same reasons he likes Jingliu
the difference is she got boobs
@@funnyanime368 he likes her design and likes her gameplay more, nothing wrong with that
@@glark7368 Dumbahh he likes his gameplay and design too, did you watch the video where he took the last survey or not? He was complaining about his dmg numbers and him being not that hard to build and play with to get such high damage numbers
Lunae is a guy simple as that lmao
Lunae SP cost outshine her's my guy
I like how you call him out on stalling the kettle remember the kettle.
24:45 It’s about $1.39 per glizzy, so like $224. Asmond spent less and was grabbing his head while this dude was going into glizzy overdrive.
I’m like semi spender but I got super lucky on Jingliu. I got her in 15 pulls and hit 50/50 then I pulled her lightcone in 6 pulls and hit the 75/25…
Was laughing till Asmon pulled Himeko. He just like me fr. I felt that 🥲
Asmon after getting 60 oneric shards: "If everyone sends us 1 we'd get so many tickets!!!"
Me: "If everyone sent you that amount in flat cash ($1) you wouldn't need to worry about rent or at least extra expenses and you can divvy up a buget from that amount for oneric shards for future content while having cash for yourself...just getting oneric is a bad deal."
And damn, that design on the cup is great
Black swan banner is a crazy statement teccy and I don't appreciate it
a millionaire laughs at an even richer millionaire as he spends some bucks on gacha
To be fair, on the current jingliu rerun I got her in 80 pulls. After getting aventurine in 40
Bro went from gold begging in WoW back in the day to stellar jade begging towards the end of the video lol
It's wild to see this when I only really know Tectone from the podcast and he's such a sweetheart there. ^ -^
Not as bad as your Staff of Homa tho. Hahahaha laugh as much as u want.
I pulled for her lightcone, got it on 67th pull and I gave it to Dan heng imbibitor
It's not that good for Danheng, but I guess it works
i got insanely lucky with jing liu. got E1 in 10 pulls... no pity and won 50/50 twice in a row. then pulled for lightcone and won 50/50 again
Lol so funny. If you got multiple Himekos i suggest pulling for Topaz lmao she probably good with her tbh
Me chilling with my unbuilt E1 Himeko + her signature lightcone at SI 2 😔
Meta slave teccy i remember the day he said he skipping her 😂
that laugh of tectone will lead anyone to their villain arc 😂😂
As a whale who still doesn't have bronya 💀💀💀😭
8:14 Himeko is fire though, tbh grats; I love her.
Fu xuan is the best character
Blade: “Of five people, three must pay a price.”
Az f2p i only win 1 50/50 and lose 4 and two of them go all the way to hard pitty and lose my weapon too. i see most streamers win 50/50 or get her early i am almost convinced that hoyoverse make streamers win to make you pull and lose your 50/50 that made you buy some credit and pulls again😢 maybe some streamers test this with hiding ip😂
8:03 RIPBOZO 😂😂😂
She really said "you're not that guy"
Thanks Asmond for keeping the game free for me.
I don't understand the Drama here.
I mean he is whaling. If he was F2P then I could understand the salt for loosing the 50/50... like, there is nothing at stake here
Teccy biggest flex is getting Jing Liu on first 10 pull w/o pity lol
25:15 my honest reaction glizzy overdrive
8:03 and 19:14 that’s why you are here
Her McDonald's themed Hatsune Miku cosplay is adorable
Textile laugh is crazy lmao
Bro I was expecting him to say to say: a new character came out so I did 😂
You know what a bad loser is, right?
Tectone is a bad winner! Even when he wins he mocks the shit out of you and I love him for that!
The Man giving a speech with no clothes on between every pull, is complainin about stalling... oh the irony :D
Let's gooo
Who's getting Tectone waifu cup?
Oh yeah😂
It feels like Sampo is trolling him.
Wow Asmon calling out Tectone with the dad comments.
I lost all my 50/50s so far. Ngl I kinda expected to lose the 75/25 too but got "lucky"...
I just got her lightcone. I started my account 3 days ago and I got Jingliu in under 10 pulls. I'm so happy right now. Now I can just pull for sampo's and other character constellations.
Your set for the long run
New player here. How can they tell if a five star is in the deck before the results screen?
At least is not Bailu aka hsr version of qiqi
Its like we got more steak and eggs but teccy is on mute for the rest of them
"Is Himeko good for anything?"
Farming together with Herta I guess lol.
Asmongold got the Smug Luck, unlike Smug He deserves it He Deserves to have to go to Hard pity lose 7 times then go to Hard pity and Lose 5 times on the LC Banner or he Deserves to spend 1900-2100 pulls for Whaling or spend 4.2K
Got her in my first ten pull
Tectone curse so powerful
what happens when you pull a character you have already E6? You get absolutely nothing. You only get the 20 crystals things you would get anyways.
You get 100 if it's a 5*
"Couldn't be me."
Let's take a trip down memory lane... anyone remember the time he put in $2,000 to get a single Staff of Homa?
What do you mean couldn't be you 😂
Listening to him asking if he should ban Tectone is hilarious!
The man says Baldo and Stalling.. does he even look in thee mirror lmao.
thanks for the brand new emiru content 🙂
I just got my Jingliu guaranteed just now
Is that pre-recorded?
How the f can you see future?
Where is the part where we slept for an hour cause he was stolen so hard
Great video Teccy!!!
in terms of blinds we are all playing a $2, 3 or $2, 5 no limit game of poker.. whilst these lads play high stakes $100, 200 NL HSR rolls.
Dude, I love the banter you have with everyone
asmongold is always way too cocky and rude to everyone around him. seeing him lose the 5050 then getting to pity and saying "its that easy" after spending his infinite streamer money makes me very happy.
Omg Asmon, shitting on Gacha players, when you said it yourself that one boob from Genshin has more physics than a whole WoW Raid... Men of culture like proper physics on their waifus bruh
Funny how so many hate on Himeko, and I'm beating all the content with her EZ.
(Sure I have E1 and her lightcone but still, she ain't as bad as everyone says because no one builds her or her team right) 🤣
Y’all ever have a fat friend that would make fun of anyone that was fatter than them? That’s tectone in a nutshell
I like men 😍
Same
Losing your 50/50 to himeko isn’t so bad… just look at that hot mommy 😭
Got her e1 with like 62 pulls
how you turn around 20 multies into a 30 minutes stream wow the yap is real
I just got her too at 10 pulls :) i mean himeko
I don't know how to lose bro from the first baner i win every 50/50 and 3 early jing on 10 silver 40 and kafka 5 and am f2p
How much money was that?!
feels good
imagine calling someone a bald when himself doesn't have a single hair on his head lmao
That dude bashing my boi Sampo Koski
hoyo rewards dedicated players over those that only play for 10 minutes each new character release XD
I got my jingliu in 27 pity i enjoy seeing whales suffer and im low spender feelsgoodman.
Cursed with 10 pull. Pull 1 pull. igot my jingliu after lose 50 with clara at 65 doing 1 pull straight😂😂
well i just got the homa in 1 10 pull lol
I got here in my 10th pull and the licon in my 20th and im full free to play like you tectone !
That's my boy! OWO
I got her my first 10 pull 0:52 but please don’t end the stream😢😂
Daily reminder, that he literally stripped for a Kafka pull.
Lmao xD
Do you think tectone knows that star rail is another cashgrab game that will get dropped off down the line like genshin
This might sound bad but i love watching whales suffer but i still feel somewhat bad
He makes the money back with this video lol
They get so much money that by losing pulls they arguably make more money back because the videos get more viewers. XD
@@magmaspacer1967 still so much wasted money
@@Zanderkal741 That was his choice to make. 🤷♂️
Teccy hsr whaling when