Joe Rogan - Joey Diaz Goes Off on Using Offensive Words

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  • @alexbolton9492
    @alexbolton9492 5 років тому +19559

    Everytime he raises his voice, i feel like hes arguing with me and i feel like im in trouble

    • @thealmightyscronski2329
      @thealmightyscronski2329 5 років тому +308

      alex bolton Sometimes I feel like he’s arguing with his own thoughts

    • @ozairyahya3438
      @ozairyahya3438 5 років тому +52

      I can relate to that on a level

    • @jonsnow3261
      @jonsnow3261 4 роки тому +82

      Science Fiction just cos you want to fuck him doesn’t mean he’s a pussy

    • @thatoneblackguy6178
      @thatoneblackguy6178 4 роки тому +6

      Science Fiction you foul 🤣🤣🤣🥭🍭

    • @se7ensiinz
      @se7ensiinz 4 роки тому +23

      Science Fiction ok Alpha Male 😂😂

  • @Hughesless4086
    @Hughesless4086 6 років тому +17079

    "Guess what g, it don't apply to me" - joey diaz

    • @nosferdanku3093
      @nosferdanku3093 5 років тому +432

      Joey "Guess what g it don't apply to me" Diaz

    • @TheModernRiot
      @TheModernRiot 5 років тому +358

      Real mobster confirmed

    • @Elusive_Pete
      @Elusive_Pete 5 років тому +267

      This is exactly the way I see it. Somebody says "that's offensive", I respond "I'M not playing that game, it's just an opinion."

    • @sergiomendoza4040
      @sergiomendoza4040 5 років тому +82

      Peter Andrews same honestly I do the exact same thing it’s just pointless I’m not gonna change the way I refer to people because they can’t accept themselves and whatever pronouns and shit that they feel they need to be referred to as. It’s just stupid and narcissistic as fuck better not to feed into the already growing issue.

    • @sm8645
      @sm8645 5 років тому +3

      Surfin' the Kali Yuga don’t disrespect coco

  • @BobRoss-kt4yu
    @BobRoss-kt4yu 4 роки тому +11940

    Joey “listened to it twice, did an edible, and cried” Diaz

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 роки тому +102

      That's just me whenever I'm on edibles.
      The crying happens when my body is paralyzed.

    • @Mieschevious
      @Mieschevious 4 роки тому +5

      0:

    • @Z_Co95
      @Z_Co95 4 роки тому +5

      1,000th like. You’re welcome

    • @BobRoss-kt4yu
      @BobRoss-kt4yu 4 роки тому +1

      407 Kidd thank you (:

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 4 роки тому +26

      How anyone gets baked off edibles is beyond me

  • @zac3878
    @zac3878 2 роки тому +2284

    It will be a sad day when this man passes

    • @tyrellstephenson2610
      @tyrellstephenson2610 2 роки тому +88

      Think positive

    • @joelgriffin8222
      @joelgriffin8222 2 роки тому +29

      Think about it often, and then it won't hurt as much when it happens

    • @lemshetski9928
      @lemshetski9928 2 роки тому +21

      @@joelgriffin8222 hes only in his 50's he has 20 or 30 years left my friend

    • @joelgriffin8222
      @joelgriffin8222 2 роки тому +18

      @@lemshetski9928 You can never be too sure

    • @aidankrapf428
      @aidankrapf428 2 роки тому +20

      @@lemshetski9928 doubt that. hes done too many drugs to live that long honestly

  • @Michael-px4oj
    @Michael-px4oj 5 років тому +11633

    Joey *interrupts his own sentence* Diaz

    • @devmehta5313
      @devmehta5313 5 років тому +112

      Idk why this made me laugh so hard

    • @IWantToOutliveMyChildren
      @IWantToOutliveMyChildren 4 роки тому +13

      Unknown ur profile pic turned my gay thanks asshole

    • @jjdbzfan18
      @jjdbzfan18 4 роки тому +7

      Unknown 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theshow837
      @theshow837 4 роки тому +4

      Fuck you bro all tho this is hilarious fuck you XD

    • @tnrd4944
      @tnrd4944 4 роки тому +5

      timestamp?

  • @hartattack0725
    @hartattack0725 6 років тому +8254

    A fired up joey Diaz is the funniest man on the planet. Tremendous

    • @HulkBogan
      @HulkBogan 6 років тому +48

      hartattack07 like a docta

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 років тому +11

      nah, he sounds like a low iq fake soprano fill in.. weak immigrant mentality

    • @yng.collecta2599
      @yng.collecta2599 6 років тому +136

      Jacob Boer go fuck yourself

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 6 років тому +21

      Absolutely agree with his anti-PC take. I hate it and i'm right in the middle of PC heaven. Los Angeles

    • @jamishmcquo7590
      @jamishmcquo7590 6 років тому +25

      the fuck is immigrant mentality? lmao only person i ever heard say that is joey diaz himself, sounds like ya like him alot more than you act like lmfao

  • @elijahkelly3347
    @elijahkelly3347 5 років тому +20024

    If a Cigar came to life

    • @Zvani_Kalash
      @Zvani_Kalash 5 років тому +326

      Elijah Kelly A Cuban cigar

    • @bonelessthincrust
      @bonelessthincrust 5 років тому +318

      If a cartoon bulldog eating a salami sandwich came to life 🤣

    • @randallacuna6501
      @randallacuna6501 5 років тому +40

      I imagine it sounds like Al Capone's sex voice

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 5 років тому +38

      Haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you.

    • @pappygilmore8949
      @pappygilmore8949 5 років тому +6

      That cigar will fuxk you up too . Came to life or not.

  • @MC-bd5ub
    @MC-bd5ub 3 роки тому +160

    "Bill Hicks is dead and I don't feel too good myself... "what a line

  • @lukeferraro01
    @lukeferraro01 4 роки тому +12712

    Everyone clowning his voice but legit, there’s a soothing quality to it

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 роки тому +223

      The OG of asmr

    • @swazgiek4559
      @swazgiek4559 4 роки тому +63

      No cap! No homo

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 роки тому +32

      @Armando Alvarez dude stfu no one cares about punctuation on a youtube comment

    • @Succcccccccccccc
      @Succcccccccccccc 4 роки тому +67

      It's like talking to an old uncle or a relative

    • @cc1093
      @cc1093 4 роки тому

      I think that's another reason Why he got to voice act on midnight gospel

  • @unclewhom3967
    @unclewhom3967 6 років тому +3040

    “Chinese people are outta fireworks they moved on to other things” 😂

    • @eskeknas5540
      @eskeknas5540 6 років тому +30

      Yeah, this made me chuckle!

    • @Impuritan1
      @Impuritan1 6 років тому +27

      Uncle Whom, I’ll take “Knockoff high end purses” for $600 Alex.

    • @loppingdot5248
      @loppingdot5248 6 років тому +1

      😚 Sweet Home ✨
      🏠❤🏠💃💛🏃🎶🎶
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      🏠❤🏠💃💛🏃🎶🎶
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      🏠❤🏠💃💛🏃🎶🎶
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      🏠❤🏠💃💛🏃🎶🎶
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      🏠❤🏠💃💛🏃🎶🎶

    • @HgihAsFcuk
      @HgihAsFcuk 6 років тому +8

      hahah I had to check if someone said it that was good shit

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 5 років тому +1

      @@Impuritan1 I'll take clandestine Fentanyl labs for 1,000 ,Alex

  • @c0ntra605
    @c0ntra605 4 роки тому +7260

    Joey Diaz is a human cigar, and joe rogan is a blunt laced with dmt

    • @ubehaze6431
      @ubehaze6431 4 роки тому +13

      yup

    • @dreadedenterprise51
      @dreadedenterprise51 4 роки тому +249

      Not just any cigar, a *cuban cigar*

    • @MJCarrilloCastro
      @MJCarrilloCastro 4 роки тому +203

      @@dreadedenterprise51 not just a Cuban cigar, a Cuban cigar laced with cocaine.

    • @Petryfied
      @Petryfied 4 роки тому +34

      Nah Rogan is more like a joint of dmt not a blunt 😂

    • @Killercam154
      @Killercam154 4 роки тому +3

      @@Petryfied was gonna say same thing

  • @alexcanarick6206
    @alexcanarick6206 3 роки тому +132

    Does anyone else want a motivational speech narrated by Joey Diaz

    • @graeme8800
      @graeme8800 2 роки тому

      No!

    • @Yung_Bnoxxx
      @Yung_Bnoxxx 2 роки тому

      "Get ya fuckin head outta da gutter and go do something fuckhead!"

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 Рік тому

      @@graeme8800that’s because there’s no helping a useless momo like you.

    • @DoubleBoi
      @DoubleBoi 11 місяців тому

      "Get up cocksuckers, it's time to be a fuckin American"

    • @slimmachado5405
      @slimmachado5405 9 місяців тому

      He’s got a bunch of them, look up Joey Diaz Monday Motivation. They’re hilarious but they’ll fire you up.

  • @zigotina
    @zigotina 6 років тому +2745

    Joey 'let me tell you something dawg' Diaz

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 6 років тому +62

      joey "i say your full name every time" diaz

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao i love that he does that lika trademark

    • @Tarek20x
      @Tarek20x 5 років тому +5

      "Please, dawg is my cousin, that's a good guess.."

    • @NutsyNunn
      @NutsyNunn 5 років тому

      Tarek Ayoubi Classic Chappelle

    • @julienklassen5733
      @julienklassen5733 5 років тому +1

      OLE SammyOLE 😂😂 JOE ROGAN, JOE ROGAN LISTEN

  • @mrpaddykid
    @mrpaddykid 6 років тому +21141

    If cholesterol had a voice

  • @huskygruff3115
    @huskygruff3115 5 років тому +4140

    If high blood pressure grew up in New York in the 50s and had a voice

    • @kingsports0961
      @kingsports0961 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @GoatThroatGoblin
      @GoatThroatGoblin 4 роки тому +19

      Husky Gruff “if cholesterol had a voice” nice comment steal

    • @0binnamadeit808
      @0binnamadeit808 4 роки тому +12

      Ghost not everybody has to be a comment thief some people just comment without checking for similar comments

    • @Joker863x
      @Joker863x 4 роки тому +5

      Ghost this is UA-cam WHO THE F CARES

    • @jeffdahmoose776_6
      @jeffdahmoose776_6 4 роки тому

      @@GoatThroatGoblin gae

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn 2 роки тому +139

    “It doesn’t apply to me, and it will never apply to me” - Joey Diaz
    Words I live by everyday!!

  • @jackdaknife
    @jackdaknife 6 років тому +5007

    "chinese are all out of fireworks, they moved on to other things"
    He's just naturally funny.

    • @johoxjxhxh2176
      @johoxjxhxh2176 4 роки тому +40

      Nice profile pic g

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 роки тому +9

      Best line here honestly

    • @RRPBJJ
      @RRPBJJ 3 роки тому +10

      he didnt realize he was predicting the future.

    • @frostyhamster3116
      @frostyhamster3116 2 роки тому +5

      @@RRPBJJ what future? Fireworks haven’t been allowed for 10 years now

    • @ammorolrene3942
      @ammorolrene3942 2 роки тому +2

      A nice rustic feel

  • @Alexthatsnottaken
    @Alexthatsnottaken 6 років тому +2886

    We should be passionate about freedom of speech

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 6 років тому +17

      Alex DePasquale who is “we”? This isn’t just an American site. How do influence laws, not on your borders? Also, you need to be at least 18, for the first amendment to even apply to you, passion is not a replacement for education.

    • @Alexthatsnottaken
      @Alexthatsnottaken 6 років тому +149

      jnnx I said nothing about laws.

    • @sniff494
      @sniff494 6 років тому +148

      jnnx "We" is every human being on this Earth because freedom of speech is a god given right given to every person at birth

    • @Alexthatsnottaken
      @Alexthatsnottaken 6 років тому +106

      There's two types of people in this world. The ones that respect you, and the ones that do not. But the one who tells you how not to speak is one that does not respect you. You have no obligation to give half a fuck what someone else wants you to say or not say. Never become complacent in regards to being able to express freely.

    • @Mrwhite-u3g
      @Mrwhite-u3g 6 років тому +4

      I'd like to see how this obsession with free speech would fare in a prison setting. Or in a courthouse. Or in a church.

  • @DannyBoySmith1993
    @DannyBoySmith1993 6 років тому +5013

    Joey "I did an edible and cried" Diaz

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk 2 роки тому +136

    “ I listened to it twice. I had an edible and cried “ 😂 Joey diaz is a national treasure

  • @jamestony4985
    @jamestony4985 6 років тому +1765

    People are offended by everything

    • @ITSFRICKENADAM
      @ITSFRICKENADAM 6 років тому +59

      James Tony I'm offended by your comment

    • @jamestony4985
      @jamestony4985 6 років тому +27

      Yep its amazing how safe the internet is

    • @ninenine2438
      @ninenine2438 6 років тому +42

      Left leaning communists are ruining this country

    • @dripchecklmao497
      @dripchecklmao497 6 років тому +1

      @@impitt28 who hurt you?

    • @fernando8246
      @fernando8246 6 років тому +17

      Reported for being offensive

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico 4 роки тому +4866

    “Joey Diaz is offended by people being offended by offensive words”

    • @BigMo49
      @BigMo49 4 роки тому +46

      Michael Thompson frs I hate when people get all sad when ur walking and u curse around them or there kids actin like they ain’t gonna know those words later on 😂

    • @jackcrump6020
      @jackcrump6020 4 роки тому +14

      @@BigMo49 ppl dumb af nowadays

    • @ed3829
      @ed3829 4 роки тому

      You're fuckin ten ply, buddy.

    • @mohammedhussain6749
      @mohammedhussain6749 4 роки тому +2

      Joey is offended when you ask him “how he is?”

    • @KGEE-WeTheGees
      @KGEE-WeTheGees 4 роки тому +1

      We should all be that way... if not, it opens some pretty dark paths.

  • @kaslogan5597
    @kaslogan5597 5 років тому +2357

    His voice is almost a mix of carpet burn and a Mack truck engine braking lol

    • @Neon-zj1uk
      @Neon-zj1uk 5 років тому +19

      Kyle Logan and leather

    • @chrispena8186
      @chrispena8186 5 років тому +5

      Especially his laughter haha.

    • @somemong5402
      @somemong5402 5 років тому +1

      It’s just lots and lots of weed

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 5 років тому +2

      @@somemong5402 no

    • @jjoseph8276
      @jjoseph8276 5 років тому +3

      This comment is textural genius

  • @Bastikovski99
    @Bastikovski99 3 роки тому +396

    This is actually a very important message from Mr. Diaz. Comedy and comedians are supposed to be the social gadfly of tradition, like Socrates questioning the theology and morals of his day. If we as a culture cant take a little humor, a little prodding and questioning of our beliefs and systems of justice, then there is a foundational problem in the functioning of our society. Comedy should never be censored!

    • @justinharvie8126
      @justinharvie8126 Рік тому +10

      Agreed. And I also feel the same way with music.

    • @PsychedelicAnxiety
      @PsychedelicAnxiety Рік тому +5

      Socrates had a point and was extremely polite. Comedians are less worried about behaving a point than they are about funny. Socrates also wanted all entertainment kicked out of the city if it didn’t represent the highest moral standards. He thought it was wrong to show the Gods behaving badly. He would’ve been opposed to comedy. They also had comedy in his day and those people were against Socrates

    • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
      @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS Рік тому +1

      ​@@PsychedelicAnxietyMaking a direct comparison to classical Greek comedy and modern stand up.
      .
      Don't hurt your back with all that reaching dude.

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 10 місяців тому

      It's an essential transgressive medium that points out the current absurdities of life . Fair enough everyone has thier red lines and even with comedy there's an understanding that you most likely might get offended especially the blue style comedians which is of course base humour because every human being can relate to it. It is designed to lampoon and even humiliate the so called good and the great. You put too much muzzle on it guess what it either chews through it or looses it's teeth in the process. Comedy is an Oxymoron - it's controlled chaos in an appropriate forum not a TED talk or political soap box. Humour, is an interesting word - 1 to laugh at innanities and absurdities. 2 to tolerate and endure a discomfort or annoyance with grace.

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 10 місяців тому

      ​@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS no he has a point though, it's not making it loftier that it actually is but there's some truth to the shock tactics. I would say more akin to Diogenes and his antics who was obviously one fucked up individual even for his time.

  • @CanObeyComedy
    @CanObeyComedy 6 років тому +5069

    "why is that racist?"
    "because its racist"
    pretty much 2018/2019

    • @jamesroboyle
      @jamesroboyle 5 років тому +60

      Is it “racist” to be a racecar driver ? 😂😂😂

    • @martins458
      @martins458 5 років тому +15

      @Life With Honor amazing.

    • @avalsonline2
      @avalsonline2 5 років тому +33

      @Life With Honor tell that to the people of El Paso

    • @devinsuni
      @devinsuni 5 років тому +94

      I got called a racist at the store because i had an american flag tshirt that outlined the united states. Goodjob 2019

    • @martins458
      @martins458 5 років тому +207

      @@devinsuni i got called a nigger cause my skin is black.

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 5 років тому +1940

    Joey “ Bicentennial Niqqa” Diaz

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 років тому +49

      Bilbous Bagoda No. It just has horrific historical connections so nobody, including myself, likes to use it.

    • @navruk5386
      @navruk5386 5 років тому +203

      @@BCS1105 Oh stop being such a pussy. It's just a word, nigga.

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 років тому +5

      Navruk Fuck Off!

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 років тому +12

      Bilbous Bagoda Lose the sarcasm pal. It looks awful on you.

    • @fij-i2867
      @fij-i2867 5 років тому +6

      Bilbous Bagoda yeah... you’re white 😂

  • @Sea_ss
    @Sea_ss 6 років тому +3336

    Why does he sound and come off as an Italian mobster?

    • @tatupakkanen
      @tatupakkanen 5 років тому +555

      Because hes from.NJ

    • @Sheed96
      @Sheed96 5 років тому +241

      because he is

    • @Stare707
      @Stare707 5 років тому +144

      rasheed sobo he Cuban tho

    • @fcpfan012
      @fcpfan012 5 років тому +237

      It's a ny/nj accent

    • @CodyAlushin
      @CodyAlushin 5 років тому +38

      That’s racist

  • @drmojo5439
    @drmojo5439 2 роки тому +5

    Love that this clip is still up

  • @ambrosemorningstar2025
    @ambrosemorningstar2025 4 роки тому +347

    Joey Diaz hasn't just been through stuff and seen stuff, he's a man who understands what he's been through and tries to be better because of it. He's a great man and an amazing talent.

    • @Willoops
      @Willoops Рік тому +1

      Had my dyslexic ass in the first half 😂 I thought you were trying to say he hasn’t been through a lot

  • @AdamBouabda
    @AdamBouabda 6 років тому +2473

    Joey looking slim!

    • @mfpope7431
      @mfpope7431 6 років тому +38

      Adam Bouabda no he doesn’t

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 років тому +18

      Adam Bouabda He ain't no Ari Shaffir Dawg!

    • @Velc3838
      @Velc3838 6 років тому +85

      Joey jiu jitsu has been putting in work on the mat

    • @tripp8833
      @tripp8833 6 років тому +146

      he started eating those low carb edibles.

    • @ericlofstrand
      @ericlofstrand 6 років тому +3

      More like a slim jim

  • @sclark6807
    @sclark6807 6 років тому +676

    Dont ever change Joey.

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 років тому

      S Clark no Joey,, changr be yourself for once

  • @burdy707
    @burdy707 2 роки тому +41

    “i listened to it twice, i did an edible, and cried” the most joey diaz sentence of all time

  • @noobz4hire290
    @noobz4hire290 6 років тому +1510

    Why’d y’all have to do Uncle Joey like that in the thumbnail 😂😂😂

    • @itsrylo4179
      @itsrylo4179 6 років тому +28

      Diaz should slap up young Jamie 😂😂😂

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 6 років тому +2

      I'm dead.

    • @UncleJoey619
      @UncleJoey619 6 років тому

      karl jonson same

    • @krink0845
      @krink0845 6 років тому +20

      Because, when Joey's face looks like that, you know it's gonna be funny shit. If Joey's fired up... Magic is happening.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident 6 років тому +1

      Noobz4Hire blame Jamie for that lol I think and others as well believe it's funny as shit. He's better and more hilarious when the expressions on his face are like that haha right right?

  • @ChristAliveForevermore
    @ChristAliveForevermore 6 років тому +690

    "Chinese are outta fireworks. They moved on to other things."
    Best Joey quote ever.

  • @CaptAlCaboose
    @CaptAlCaboose 6 років тому +386

    "If I offended you, you needed it" - Corey Taylor

  • @porko882
    @porko882 2 роки тому +93

    Joey Diaz is a beautiful man, he only tries to be himself and doesn't care what anyone else says. I love how he just starts arguing for no reason "susquehanna hats"

  • @Keith293
    @Keith293 5 років тому +607

    I love how when joe and Joey get together they just hangout like it’s not an interview

  • @nightviber2097
    @nightviber2097 4 роки тому +525

    "If i offend you, i offend you" 4:31
    Realest words out there

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 3 роки тому +9

      There’s people like Joey Diaz who just say it how it is, then there’s people like your old ass neighbor “maga hat, freedom of speech” Craig.

    • @chopsyoutube
      @chopsyoutube 3 роки тому +5

      @@A_Random_Rat okay Libby tibby

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 3 роки тому +1

      @@chopsyoutube Ok fortnite gamer

  • @mr.mr.541
    @mr.mr.541 4 роки тому +703

    When you realize a Cuban is more Italian than you.

  • @ryanalfonso875
    @ryanalfonso875 4 роки тому +16

    1:11 When grandma says, "you look thin, here's another helping".

  • @HeavyMetalHero115
    @HeavyMetalHero115 4 роки тому +932

    “ I did an edible and cried”. I feel like him saying that is a really big deal. The dude had a tough life, he went through a shit ton. I don’t know, I just don’t want that being overlooked.

    • @MadeOfStone02
      @MadeOfStone02 3 роки тому +53

      It’s good to see an actual comment for once instead of seeing people trying to be funny and regurgitating overused “jokes”

    • @RealBrizz
      @RealBrizz 3 роки тому +3

      People shouldn't get offended over stuff that happens in their lives, just learn to get over it pussies

    • @100gecsrbetterthangod5
      @100gecsrbetterthangod5 3 роки тому +6

      @@RealBrizz seems like you missed the entire point.

    • @RealBrizz
      @RealBrizz 3 роки тому

      @@100gecsrbetterthangod5 seems like you missed the joke

    • @TylerGualtieri
      @TylerGualtieri 3 роки тому +8

      I'm sure he's referring to him crying laughing listening to Richard Prior while high on an edible

  • @Verbally.autistic
    @Verbally.autistic 6 років тому +482

    Mad respect how Joey diaz is real with own style. Ain't nobody gonna top him.👏👌

    • @Yuki-bk2my
      @Yuki-bk2my 6 років тому +5

      Kaleo Glory yh he’s the funniest comedian about par none

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 років тому +2

      whats so real about a cuban pretending to be like a Soprano dock worker mobster character? not very original

    • @riptrojans7237
      @riptrojans7237 6 років тому +6

      Jacob Boer One of his most famous stories is him getting beat up by a homosexual he tried to rob in some parking lot. Real tough guy shit no ?

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 років тому

      Enter the name i heard the highly embellished comedy story before.. plus I Don't like fillthy theives

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 років тому +1

      Frank Flynn no i don't believe it.. u are the one pushing it as reality.. joey lives in a wacky bizarro pot head world. Joe Rogan caters to 15 year olds who use jerkoff toys.. thats your hero not mine

  • @andremcflurry4002
    @andremcflurry4002 5 років тому +667

    You can hear Joey panting when he’s not talking 😂

    • @SV-pp9ub
      @SV-pp9ub 4 роки тому +42

      Andre McFlurry his heart rate probably goes up when he talks

    • @reman3000
      @reman3000 4 роки тому +12

      @@SV-pp9ub brooo these comments are killing me

    • @benjamincarver2940
      @benjamincarver2940 4 роки тому +5

      That’s all I can hear now

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abandonedhope2606
      @abandonedhope2606 2 роки тому +1

      Because he is fuckung SICK of us 🤣🤣🤣 and life

  • @jayjohnson8318
    @jayjohnson8318 3 роки тому +12

    Coming back to this clip with everything that's going on at the moment. More relevant than ever

  • @svers_personal
    @svers_personal 5 років тому +437

    "Bill Hicks is dead and I don't feel too good myself" - JD

    • @Ken-pv9zu
      @Ken-pv9zu 5 років тому +35

      One foot in the grave the other on a banana peel.

    • @nakulyadav9287
      @nakulyadav9287 5 років тому +9

      She was a Solid 300 and I was a 100 with a crucifix in maah pocket.

  • @abuliberalee
    @abuliberalee 5 років тому +273

    "Chinese people are outta fireworks now. They've moved on to other things." 😂😂😂

    • @tatthagatha2657
      @tatthagatha2657 4 роки тому +16

      This didn't age well

    • @Rj-ub8rg
      @Rj-ub8rg 4 роки тому +8

      @@tatthagatha2657 tf yes it did

    • @trent2kg813
      @trent2kg813 4 роки тому +3

      @@tatthagatha2657 this aged like fine wine

  • @dylanr9962
    @dylanr9962 5 років тому +440

    Joey "Geuss what G, it dont apply to me" Diaz

  • @adamzoubi96
    @adamzoubi96 3 роки тому +89

    I never seen Joey serious like that.
    He's 100% right, everything he said is facts.

  • @buer_reub
    @buer_reub 5 років тому +829

    "I did an edible, and I cry."

    • @Steve1000ish
      @Steve1000ish 4 роки тому +3

      And cried*

    • @buer_reub
      @buer_reub 4 роки тому +38

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @vV4L1UM
      @vV4L1UM 4 роки тому +11

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @Sammy-J.
      @Sammy-J. 4 роки тому +7

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @baileyward1
      @baileyward1 4 роки тому +7

      Boomshak987 he cry

  • @innerpowerup
    @innerpowerup 6 років тому +717

    This conversation makes me think about the reason they burned books in the book Fahrenheit 451;because that society could only agree on 3 books that offended no one. Is that where we're headed? Say nothing because that's the only way to make sure no one's offended?

    • @FourScore460
      @FourScore460 6 років тому +36

      innerpowerup If not stopped than yes we're in that direction

    • @MadeRude91
      @MadeRude91 6 років тому +9

      Quite likely man

    • @innerpowerup
      @innerpowerup 6 років тому +9

      The 4th Solution So should we keep saying this is the land of the free?

    • @innerpowerup
      @innerpowerup 6 років тому +10

      Lorinand Vesuvius Sticks and stones do break bones and now words also offend me, that's what it. Is.

    • @lorinandvesuvius6142
      @lorinandvesuvius6142 6 років тому +24

      innerpowerup I agree but these people just get offended for the sake of being offended. Common sense is nowhere to be found anymore.

  • @bryansaravia5903
    @bryansaravia5903 5 років тому +514

    Joey diaz is the best mafia looking boss out there let alone his accent 😂💀

    • @jimsterbitch2478
      @jimsterbitch2478 5 років тому +22

      He's in the game Mafia 3

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 5 років тому +6

      He fits well in these stereotypes

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 роки тому +8

      He should've made a cameo or been part of the cast of The Sopranos

    • @tanflo
      @tanflo 4 роки тому +5

      @@chefboiardeeznutz9881 he's gonna be in the prequel series

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 роки тому +3

      @@tanflo you mean The Many Saints Of Newark or whatever its called

  • @Nihilus_501
    @Nihilus_501 4 роки тому +52

    "I'm here to tell you how I see it, and if I offend you, I offend you"
    That's the right attitude to comedy right there. George Carlin would be proud.

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 6 років тому +406

    Joey Diaz is the Pimp C of comedy.

  • @frankie6890
    @frankie6890 5 років тому +48

    Joey Diaz is one of the most real and unreal person ever

    • @hamzaa.8082
      @hamzaa.8082 5 років тому +2

      Frankie Dean coco kicks on and off 😹

    • @namesareaconspiracy9063
      @namesareaconspiracy9063 4 роки тому

      Oh dude he’s amazing. My dad is just like him in a lot of ways and grew up a similar way. He even sounds like him cause he’s been smoking for almost 50 years. I used to be embarrassed when he said politically incorrect shit in public as a kid but now I just laugh. When I found Joey Diaz it was so familiar to me, like I had known him my whole life and I’ve been watching everything he puts out since

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 6 років тому +241

    Lmao Powerful Jamie has the thumbnail game on.

    • @logos4150
      @logos4150 6 років тому +2

      Another person manages the clip channel, not Jamie.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident 6 років тому +8

      de yes. Hes the one that uploads all the short videos from the main podcast

  • @Macrohard_On_Fire
    @Macrohard_On_Fire 4 роки тому +20

    I love Joey Diaz’s voice so much

  • @Duderonamy1337
    @Duderonamy1337 6 років тому +1706

    joey sounds like a heart attack

    • @SecondCitySavior6969
      @SecondCitySavior6969 6 років тому +18

      And looks like a tumor

    •  6 років тому +14

      cas imagine his breathing at night

    • @pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779
      @pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779 6 років тому +14

      He probably fucked up his voice box from screaming like my father they sound exactly the same

    • @trevvorphilip2515
      @trevvorphilip2515 6 років тому +6

      Joey "i have high blood pressure" diaz

    • @coryjmacfarlane
      @coryjmacfarlane 6 років тому +2

      @@pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779 that and the bathtub of drugs hes taken

  • @Iheartdgd
    @Iheartdgd 6 років тому +86

    Joeys lookin good man , glad to see he’s stayin healthy.

  • @nickmattio3397
    @nickmattio3397 6 років тому +365

    “Jusss Soo You Knoo...NOOOOOOO!!!! >:•O”-Joey Diaz

  • @greezycrusader7868
    @greezycrusader7868 3 роки тому +41

    Joey Diaz will always be one of the OGs of comedy

  • @Skizzeckz
    @Skizzeckz 6 років тому +34

    I'm tired of this outrageous level of sensitivity today, and I'm Canadian. Shits overinflated.

  • @TuPacMakaveliPac
    @TuPacMakaveliPac 4 роки тому +756

    Joey predicted the Corona outbreak wearing that t-shirt

  • @TheLegitGamer-sz6kh
    @TheLegitGamer-sz6kh 4 роки тому +39

    “I listened to it twice, I did an edible and cried” is the most joey Diaz thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @TheIronMonkey616
    @TheIronMonkey616 Рік тому +7

    "Bill Hicks is dead, and I don't feel so good myself" legendary

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR 5 років тому +1197

    Why does Joey always look like he’s 2 seconds away from having a heart attack

    • @thetreedictator3168
      @thetreedictator3168 5 років тому +10

      Imma guess the drugs, man

    • @staxedwardz8278
      @staxedwardz8278 5 років тому +26

      Years of coke abuse

    • @midnightt0ker997
      @midnightt0ker997 5 років тому +7

      JULIXNS _ TOXSICK he used to do coke back in the day, my dad is the same way LMAO

    • @jordannolan4008
      @jordannolan4008 5 років тому +1

      midnight t0ker yer das a coke head

    • @Uxoriouswidow
      @Uxoriouswidow 4 роки тому +1

      @Phil Lip If he has a burst ventricle he's taking out two or three blocks with him

  • @colebaker1406
    @colebaker1406 6 років тому +83

    6:22 Joey's cough and mucus snort had me dying

    • @fuckboiactual1976
      @fuckboiactual1976 4 роки тому +6

      He's such a fucking animal 😂

    • @Elusive_Pete
      @Elusive_Pete 4 роки тому +5

      Everytime I jump back to listen to it again it gets funnier

  • @atomicboomstick2543
    @atomicboomstick2543 4 роки тому +65

    Ain't nobody cancelling OUR uncle Joey!

  • @jonmartin2913
    @jonmartin2913 2 роки тому +12

    As a black man I totally fucking agree with Joey. Folks gotta get a mf life an stop trying to be a victim. Comedy is suppose to be a safe place, but the world is soft. An the will smith/Chris rock situation can attest to that

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431
    @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431 5 років тому +151

    He goes from yelling to calmly speaking fast as hell

  • @peoplegetslapped1502
    @peoplegetslapped1502 6 років тому +529

    Joeys energy levels are increasing from losing weight and Joe's are decreasing from the pressure of trying to conceal being in the cia

    • @chrishansen8558
      @chrishansen8558 6 років тому +5

      Jack Thegrannybasher yeah he's so low energy this podcast. Not doing the usual loud fake laughs

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 6 років тому +4

      CIA??

    • @Alex-mt8qh
      @Alex-mt8qh 6 років тому +3

      He’s a CIA shill

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 років тому

      fml lmao why would he spend all his damn time in the states Alex Jones is insane

    • @joeblow8962
      @joeblow8962 5 років тому

      Hows the chili? Richard...

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho2323 5 років тому +85

    1:23 Kevin Hart: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HE SAID NIGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @trainbyday12
    @trainbyday12 3 роки тому +9

    love how Joey incorporates Jamie into stories soemtimes

  • @samabdow7598
    @samabdow7598 6 років тому +8

    60 seconds in and Joey is already snapping
    ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY !!!

  • @PracticallyAFK
    @PracticallyAFK 6 років тому +172

    I went to the store today and they were giving out free energy drinks. I asked the cashier which flavor he would choose and he said “I’m black so I’d pick grape, we stick to what we know”. I laughed, it’s good to know most of America isn’t so sensitive like the LA liberals.

    • @PracticallyAFK
      @PracticallyAFK 6 років тому +19

      AJ I’ve found that most people are just normal people. Just most the people on the interwebs want to feel outraged. Especially twitter

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 5 років тому +2

      I live 15 min from LA county in Orange County. LA people are a different fucking breed man!

    • @DontNeedToKnow84
      @DontNeedToKnow84 5 років тому

      Armando Soria And OC people are better? Lol. Gtfoh with that bull.

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 5 років тому +1

      @@DontNeedToKnow84 oh no no no. Im not saying that at all. OC has its own people problems. Especially plastic surgery.... and really dumb people. Im just saying LA people and OC people are pretty different. LA people seems pretty aggressive or chip on their shoulder like. Not everyone of course just what ive experienced. Especially the deeper you go. In OC the deeper you go people get faker and faker.

    • @f67739
      @f67739 5 років тому

      @AJ the internet removes plenty of common sense you would have interacting with others in real life, its proven

  • @PatrickMHoey
    @PatrickMHoey 5 років тому +13

    When Uncle Joey goes off, I go OFF!

  • @WZRD808
    @WZRD808 3 роки тому +4

    1:00 when you try to apologize to your parents but they’re mad

  • @afrosrb7828
    @afrosrb7828 6 років тому +17

    1:00 "NO!" - here we go😂

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 4 роки тому

      lmfao im offended by the lack of comments about his NOO!

    • @afrosrb7828
      @afrosrb7828 4 роки тому

      @@spimbles OMG, this was 2 years ago? 😂
      I think I was thinking *_now he's going nuts_*

  • @guadafok3585
    @guadafok3585 6 років тому +64

    Joey Diaz keeps it real

  • @jpjapers
    @jpjapers 4 роки тому +13

    Id give anything to smoke a blunt with uncle joey and listen to his stories. If any story begins with a city, season and a year you know its good. "Nashville, Spring of '88"

  • @supremeleader922
    @supremeleader922 3 роки тому +6

    Joeys voice is like the voice you hope your boss dont have when you apply at a job.

  • @iheirapparent6268
    @iheirapparent6268 6 років тому +38

    Bro, I legitimately started laughing and wheezing just reading the title and knowing what's ahead.

  • @Ham-pb7pb
    @Ham-pb7pb 5 років тому +12

    “It don’t apply to me”😂😂😂😂 XD XD XD hilarious

  • @breezzyboy7603
    @breezzyboy7603 4 роки тому +69

    4:14 and keep it paused.

    • @willyyg
      @willyyg 4 роки тому +5

      😭😭😭

    • @max_mna
      @max_mna 3 роки тому +4

      I screenshot that . Thank you g

    • @tardwrangler
      @tardwrangler 3 роки тому

      FAT GUY FROM BOSTON ERE

    • @bambulance2174
      @bambulance2174 Рік тому

      Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd screen shot.

  • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
    @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 10 місяців тому +2

    He's like an X-rated Pixar character. 😂

  • @conversationstranglersteve9873
    @conversationstranglersteve9873 5 років тому +7

    Joe Rogan's voice impersonations are so legit. That little ari impression was spot on, he did one of Robbie Lawler that had me dying.

  • @achurajamani1914
    @achurajamani1914 6 років тому +21

    I have keep reducing and increasing my phone volume whenever joey speaks

  • @myrrthegravitationallyadep741
    @myrrthegravitationallyadep741 6 років тому +7

    Love uncle Joey...you get a huge dose of truth and laugh your ass off when he gets mad.

  • @mikekeeton8187
    @mikekeeton8187 3 роки тому +13

    Joey Diaz is the epitome of "too weird to live too rare to die"!💪🏿💪🏿💪

  • @hugo925
    @hugo925 4 роки тому +6

    4:50 “Chinese people are out of fireworks they moved onto other things” 😂

  • @mariotrejo8483
    @mariotrejo8483 4 роки тому +7

    Back of Joe’s head at 2:44 🤣

  • @ogjamaiican756
    @ogjamaiican756 5 років тому +13

    “Just so you know, knooooooow”😂

  • @MCAshadow
    @MCAshadow 2 роки тому +31

    We need to protect this man at all costs

  • @QualeQualeson
    @QualeQualeson 6 років тому +48

    Rogan: "I think we should play the national anthem". Coco: "Maybe later". Lol.

  • @dylanrobb6605
    @dylanrobb6605 4 роки тому +19

    “I think we should play the national anthem”
    “Maybe later”
    LOOLLL

  • @jarrettphillips
    @jarrettphillips 6 років тому +5

    I'd love to hear Joey Diaz do an audio book of sense and sensibility

  • @dannyrodenbaugh9693
    @dannyrodenbaugh9693 4 роки тому +9

    Id love to sit in with these guys!! Absolutely 100% genuine

  • @michaelgarcia2050
    @michaelgarcia2050 4 роки тому +5

    "Is it something I said" was classic.

  • @HR-ws1rj
    @HR-ws1rj 6 років тому +502

    Doey Jiaz

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 6 років тому +571

    I just hate the climate we are all living in. Even Rogan has calmed down quite a bit. He isn't nearly as controversial with his thinking. Unfortunately he will be berated by the liberal media if he doesn't act PC. Even when he praises the right nowadays he does it in a very apologetic way. He used to call out his guests a lot more too, now he just goes along with a lot of their bullshit. I like Joe but he does hold back now than he did in the past.

    • @CommonCentrist82
      @CommonCentrist82 6 років тому +22

      J Abbey I know... He got too big. Pretty much every topic nowadays will offend someone. Even your average person can't go on Facebook and say things even a little controversial. Anyone can lose their job over saying something politically incorrect.

    • @johnedwards1968
      @johnedwards1968 6 років тому +26

      He was NEVER controversial, just sympathetic to the anti-SJW, social justice warriors. How that group morphed into what they hate most, is incredibly ironic. How is shaming words like racism, bigotry, feminism not just another form of social justice activism?

    • @nateone6632
      @nateone6632 6 років тому

      Stephen 1982 he's becoming fake leftist

    • @jclark1693
      @jclark1693 6 років тому +3

      Nate one how?

    • @Kevin-xi3bz
      @Kevin-xi3bz 6 років тому +17

      Stephen 1982 You fanboys quit saying that lol like a MAN can't change or mature.

  • @ArlGrmes
    @ArlGrmes 4 роки тому +6

    *Teacher:* Okay, no one is allowed to be on their phone during my class
    *Also the teacher, when he's on his phone for half the class:* 0:23