Larry David: Earth to America

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  • Earth to America! Live at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas, November 17, 2005

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  • @jjmah7
    @jjmah7 4 роки тому +341

    Larry David has looked like a 60 year old man for like, 30 years now.

    • @dekuuchiha9990
      @dekuuchiha9990 3 роки тому +7

      He was born old like Betty White

    • @gaylordfaulker8342
      @gaylordfaulker8342 2 роки тому +3

      Legend has it nobody knows his true age

    • @magictransistorradio4933
      @magictransistorradio4933 2 роки тому +5

      Kind of like Steve Martin. Except he has looked the same age for 50 years now! Julia has looked 25 for 40 years!

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 2 роки тому +2

      @@magictransistorradio4933 true! And J.Lo is actually regressing in age lol

    • @magictransistorradio4933
      @magictransistorradio4933 2 роки тому

      @@jjmah7 That just means J Lo is normal

  • @theodoretekkers
    @theodoretekkers 9 років тому +171

    Pretty good jokes pretty pretty pretty pretty good

    • @mgmthegrand
      @mgmthegrand 7 років тому +4

      "Prettyyyy, prettyyyy, ....pretti-goooood!" LOL!

  • @arobyte
    @arobyte 4 роки тому +155

    Only Larry could make a global problem unapologetically all about him! Love it lol

    • @jtcmk
      @jtcmk 9 місяців тому

      isnt that just the human condition?

  • @gablem2323
    @gablem2323 4 роки тому +174

    The fake fruit, the cancer sympathy, sounds like he got the material for season 10 of Curb your enthusiasm from his own stand up x) Love it

    • @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman
      @TheAbbeyoftheEveryman 4 роки тому +10

      Season 10 has been one of my favs. Miss the Funkman tho :(

    • @bgs5712
      @bgs5712 4 роки тому +6

      Amazing how the 10th season of a show is one of the best ones. No one has done that

    • @bsce100
      @bsce100 2 роки тому

      @@bgs5712 I agree!

    • @kimedwards965
      @kimedwards965 2 роки тому

      That's how comedy works. They try out their material on an audience and if it works they go with it. Idiot

  • @EruIluvatar
    @EruIluvatar 9 років тому +308

    "Sunsets were mocked" LOL!

    • @georgesotiriou7051
      @georgesotiriou7051 8 років тому +8

      This is just too brilliant.

    • @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician
      @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician 7 років тому +2

      Morgoth Bauglir I can't believe this didnt get more laughs. I almost plotzed!

    • @kenc5999
      @kenc5999 6 років тому

      Johnson Steele yes. Because only Jews think curb and Seinfeld are hilarious

    • @chicawhappa
      @chicawhappa 6 років тому +1

      @@kenc5999 I love both and I'm not Jewish.

    • @foulweatherworks7831
      @foulweatherworks7831 5 років тому +2

      i must have a jewish soul! this is the best

  • @murmurrrr
    @murmurrrr 2 роки тому +47

    "sunsets were mocked" must be one of the best bits ever

  • @Rayoscope
    @Rayoscope 4 роки тому +33

    Is anybody here a marine biologist?
    The sea was angry that day, my friends...

  • @chrisohio9337
    @chrisohio9337 5 років тому +25

    A great alternative for a tuna sandwich is smoked sable, whitefish salad, cream cheese, onions and capers which is the original “Larry David” sandwich but now I believe it is the “Richard Lewis”

  • @Robstailey
    @Robstailey 14 років тому +35

    It's amazing how Larry David's style of humor shows through in Seinfeld. Watching him here, I definitely recognize the self-deprecation of George and the mock outrage of Jerry. Jason Alexander definitely modeled George after Larry, that little eyebrow thing at 4:56, and that kind of half-nod at 4:42.

  • @KrishNarendran
    @KrishNarendran 7 років тому +231

    The show may have been called Seinfeld but it had the Larry David's hallmarks all over it. He is pure comic genius

    • @julesotis13
      @julesotis13 4 роки тому +3

      screw seinfeld . lame show compared to curb esp

    • @julesotis13
      @julesotis13 4 роки тому +4

      Never cared for serinfeld too miantstesm. Normal. Fake. Had to appeal to zillions. With curb HBO gave Larry a true voice

    • @svonkie
      @svonkie 4 роки тому +4

      @Alden Buyer I dunno about that - Curb is better than Seinfeld but Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is self-reverential meh. I think Jerry lucked out.

    • @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453
      @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 4 роки тому +3

      I think u mean george Costanza ..he is the actual person George was based on

    • @lewisc215
      @lewisc215 4 роки тому +8

      @@julesotis13 Mainstream? Hardly. It was daring.

  • @82easyrider
    @82easyrider 9 років тому +58

    Never get tired of Larry's comic musings. He's a true comic legend. :)

  • @ibrozdemir
    @ibrozdemir 13 років тому +35

    that rich prick, poor schmuck thing was the best stand-up talk i have ever heard

    • @ricksanchez1909
      @ricksanchez1909 4 роки тому

      Ibrahim Ozdemir baba 9 yil oldumu

    • @MSI2k
      @MSI2k 2 роки тому

      and I bet it was all adlib, too.

    • @ibrozdemir
      @ibrozdemir 2 роки тому

      @@ricksanchez1909 hacıabi 2 yıl geçmiş üstünden

  • @Ekalavya
    @Ekalavya 7 років тому +109

    im on larry david binge and so far this has been the funniest.

    • @stephenmurphy1003
      @stephenmurphy1003 4 роки тому +4

      His speech about Steve Martin is much funnier.

    • @Anthony-hu3rj
      @Anthony-hu3rj 3 роки тому +2

      @@stephenmurphy1003 No, his speech about Mel Brooks is much funniest!

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 2 роки тому

      me too 5 years later...

    • @sebastiansulze7859
      @sebastiansulze7859 6 місяців тому

      now me...

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R 5 років тому +32

    It’s funny that he never ages?
    he just stays the same!

    • @karinpowers1018
      @karinpowers1018 4 роки тому +3

      I don't understand why people say this. His hair is the same. His skin has aged. His face here is the face of a man in his 50s. Now it's the face of a man in his 70s.

  • @ertzuiop123
    @ertzuiop123 16 років тому +14

    Has anyone noticed how every Seinfeld character have picked up something from David?; a gesture, a look on the face, a tone of voice... That proves he was the source of the charisma that show had.

  • @Demention94
    @Demention94 10 років тому +120

    "Sunsets were mocked"

  • @FungusMossGnosis
    @FungusMossGnosis 14 років тому +18

    "Sunsets were mocked...the moon in particular held no fascination for anyone!"
    When he said he had his own tuna recipe "with pickles and peppers" he sounded like Kramer!

  • @magzire
    @magzire 12 років тому +19

    That prick joke had me in tears :)

  • @iflyforfree
    @iflyforfree 4 роки тому +32

    That was gold Larry, gold!!

  • @myForumDaily
    @myForumDaily 11 років тому +12

    of all the wonders and pleasures that exist in nature...none of them could be found in Brooklyn.
    lololololol

  • @pehash
    @pehash 3 роки тому +17

    Glad to be alive in the same century as LD. In the future he will become an icon for comedy and we were all here to see it.

  • @drpolishmatt
    @drpolishmatt 9 років тому +34

    I is hilarious but scary as hell at the same time... It just sounds too real... It really looks like we're laughing at it thinking "what a great material he has" when he's actually telling his true story. Damn!

  • @shahab_shawn_siahpoosh
    @shahab_shawn_siahpoosh Рік тому +5

    The way that he described Brooklyn, it reminded me of Iran, where I grew up. So nostalgic.

  • @ProducShuns
    @ProducShuns 12 років тому +15

    Larry David: Social Assassin and Emperor of First World Problems
    amazing. lol

  • @DavidPigbody
    @DavidPigbody 6 років тому +22

    your enthusiasm offends me lmao

  • @82ndGrunt
    @82ndGrunt 14 років тому +17

    "Your enthusiasm offends me"
    ROFL!

  • @ROLtheWolf
    @ROLtheWolf 15 років тому +5

    Of Course! the only way to get Larry to care about anything is that it must directly change his life.
    He is inscrutable and dastardly!
    Got to love this guy!

  • @clunkmess
    @clunkmess 10 років тому +52

    LD is a legend..

  • @brownbelt315
    @brownbelt315 15 років тому +17

    That line about his mom going out and getting drunk always gets me, haha.

  • @MrsPeebles62
    @MrsPeebles62 5 років тому +12

    His face is very good looking and expressive.

  • @arbeid2010
    @arbeid2010 9 років тому +15

    Yup, you have just watched a genius...

  • @TheTurtleVillage
    @TheTurtleVillage 9 років тому +26

    The rich prick joke was great lol. A clever play on the the two meanings of it in this context so that you get confused by what he means when he says it.

  • @MarkHoltze
    @MarkHoltze 15 років тому +12

    he's pretty smart...PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY SMART ;) lol

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender 4 роки тому +11

    Jeez, his whole tuna story, starting at 5:59, was George Costanza through and through, from the tone to the rhythm to the mannerisms

  • @placeswelive5388
    @placeswelive5388 Рік тому +4

    He absolutely killed!

  • @Grant25
    @Grant25 9 років тому +4

    Larry was only doing this for his wife as she is an activist. Now that they're divorced I wonder how he feels about this now

    • @verbindung
      @verbindung 8 років тому +1

      +Jake Jarmel wow your comment made me realise how old this video is :D

    • @verbindung
      @verbindung 8 років тому

      10 fucking years

  • @soupersonic
    @soupersonic 8 років тому +16

    I think..I think I love Larry David

  • @twatfisher3
    @twatfisher3 3 роки тому +3

    This man, just kills me, each & everytime. We used to mock the sunsets.. He's not much happier being prick as to being shmuck..😂 Great stuff. Thx 4 the upload. 👍

  • @dewaard3301
    @dewaard3301 Рік тому +2

    Not putting Larry in front of the camera for Seinfeld was a key factor in the success of the show. And not just because he would have called it quits after the second season.

  • @s2000tuner
    @s2000tuner 16 років тому +6

    LD, you are the funniest man alive, keep up the perfect work!

  • @dargram
    @dargram 13 років тому +8

    "Sunsets were mocked!!" Genius!

  • @rogerquinones9657
    @rogerquinones9657 9 років тому +14

    Genius ...

  • @savage_skirt5386
    @savage_skirt5386 Рік тому +3

    he is in my top 5 fav people. i revisit this one from time to time; always makes me laugh.

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 4 роки тому +4

    Every time I need a little pick me up, I come here. What a phenomenal performance! Sunsets were mocked! BRILLIANT! LD is a fucking genius!

  • @JazzAnswer99
    @JazzAnswer99 11 років тому +3

    The people are looking at a man with half a billion dollars.

  • @mohammednasseif9210
    @mohammednasseif9210 8 років тому +7

    ROFL. "Sun sets were mocked"

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 4 роки тому +3

    This crowd should learn to curb their enthusiasm. It offends Larry.

  • @herrroy4963
    @herrroy4963 2 роки тому +2

    "I went from a poor schmock to a rich prick without any transition at all." Omfg that was absolutely hilarious!

  • @saigewinters
    @saigewinters 11 років тому +5

    Thank God for Larry David!
    "I could shove a lilac up my nose and I couldn't smell it!"

  • @saschamaj
    @saschamaj 10 років тому +14

    4:50 "Frankly, I'm not that much happier as a prick than a shmuck." - I guess you can't buy happiness it seems.

    • @mgmthegrand
      @mgmthegrand 7 років тому +1

      My thoughts exactly! A moment of genius there....

  • @massholejeff
    @massholejeff 15 років тому +2

    When I had HBO I always got pissed when Curve was on. We had HBO for movies and didn't give many of the original shows a chance. We got rid of it and only a few months back I was at a buddys house and he was watching Curve your enthusiasm. I couldn't stop laughing. After that episode he had the previous week so we watched it. Gawd, I hadn't laughed so much. To my surprise he gave me the entire seasons 2 and 3 and my wife and I are now proud new fans of the show.

  • @conesconesallday
    @conesconesallday 11 років тому +4

    He is actually really funny. I am very happy to see he is helping the environment. I hope he keeps it up. Other celebrities could learn a thing or two from Larry David .

  • @VerifiedFiveIron
    @VerifiedFiveIron 15 років тому +2

    I never realized how well jason alexander played this man.

  • @thriversoffset
    @thriversoffset Рік тому +3

    Larry David is the best thing we have

  • @chronicillz1879
    @chronicillz1879 8 років тому +4

    His movie "sour grapes" was hilarious!! A Must see!

  • @anthonywragg2393
    @anthonywragg2393 5 років тому +4

    yeah the scary thing is nobody understands he is being facetious to make a point

  • @simonjeste
    @simonjeste 17 років тому +5

    I remember seeing this the first time and I literally rewound it and watched it again immediately.
    Brilliance, great routine and segues unparalleled by any other self-deprecating comic!

  • @Squirrelpants
    @Squirrelpants 18 років тому +13

    No matter how bad a day I'm having, Larry David always manages to put a smile on my face.
    "He wanted to do a stop and talk. I don't know him well enough to do a stop and talk."

  • @firstmisanthrope
    @firstmisanthrope 15 років тому +2

    This bit is actually a pretty insightful commentary about enlightened self-interest. No matter how selfish we are, communal interests are ours as well etc etc

  • @Jsizzler2
    @Jsizzler2 15 років тому +9

    You're 100% right. Curb blows Seinfeld away. Sein was funny, don't get me wrong but Curb is hysterical and you can see how the quality of Sein went down after he left.

  • @osarodionobayiuwana7788
    @osarodionobayiuwana7788 2 роки тому +3

    I've watched this video 3 times now and still find it absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @alanherbert7725
    @alanherbert7725 2 роки тому +8

    It’s time it was publicly stated that Larry David is on another level entirely from just about every other comedian / writer.

  • @BlatzBeer
    @BlatzBeer 12 років тому +2

    Larry David says funny things. I like people who say funny things.

  • @TheCurval
    @TheCurval 11 років тому +4

    larry should do more standup, that was completely genius.

  • @CeruleanFilms
    @CeruleanFilms 13 років тому +1

    My grandmother had a Western-styled house that was LOADED with fake fruit, and apparently when I was a toddler I did indeed try to eat a fake carrot. My sister, obsessed with '70s things, took most of the fake fruit when my grandmother died.

  • @BobbyDuwitz
    @BobbyDuwitz 15 років тому +4

    The great thing about him is that after all the years he's been famous, he hasn't changed AT ALL. He'll stay the same through every single situation.

    • @ArtVandelayNYC
      @ArtVandelayNYC Рік тому

      And he still looks the same!

    • @lotusbandicoot
      @lotusbandicoot Рік тому

      The fame and fortunate can't turn you into a narcissist if you go into it already being a narcissist ;o (and luckily he's proven there can be a *good* variant of narcissism)

    • @lotusbandicoot
      @lotusbandicoot Рік тому

      Whoops, I just realized that comment is 14 years old

  • @nahdi
    @nahdi 15 років тому +1

    larry was the co-creator , the Executive producer, & main writer of Seinfeld = Seinfeld "the show "is his baby. every body knows it even before Curb was born.

  • @fendularatsq2317
    @fendularatsq2317 5 років тому +3

    his wife making him do this has curb episode written all over it

  • @AbzAden
    @AbzAden 7 років тому +4

    I feel like I'm an episode of curb your enthusiasm 😂

  • @desmondsparrs
    @desmondsparrs 11 років тому +3

    oh my god Im crying from laughing so hard hahahha...oh man, I feel I know this person... haha..he´s the extreme version of the worst sides of me that I hate but he´s fucking funny about it hahah

  • @jackchurch7443
    @jackchurch7443 3 роки тому +1

    "Hold the mayo." YES!

  • @justgivemethetruth
    @justgivemethetruth 3 роки тому +1

    Funny, I remember how when as a kid our family want to NYC to see Central Park and the Museum of Natural History the whole city stunk of stale cigar butts and diesel exhaust. I love the Larry David music.

  • @philiphudgens4726
    @philiphudgens4726 Рік тому +1

    Not his best...but hell, it's Larry David. I started grinning before he opened his mouth.

  • @anomalyluna
    @anomalyluna 11 років тому +2

    Curb Your Enthusiasm is what he is doing now. It's a show on HBO.

  • @johnparker4484
    @johnparker4484 3 роки тому +2

    I remember this live: this was my first exposure to Larry David

  • @Rottenriguez
    @Rottenriguez 15 років тому +1

    I couldn't agree more! Larry David, Sacha Baron Cohan, and Lenny Bruce for me. :)

  • @VirginiaWolf88
    @VirginiaWolf88 11 років тому +2

    I want a tuna sandwich now.Thanks Larry

  • @rahbeat9785
    @rahbeat9785 Рік тому +1

    'Sunsets were mocked'
    bruh im deaddd xD

  • @StephenPaulTroup
    @StephenPaulTroup 5 років тому +2

    This is a legendary 8 minutes of comedy!

  • @bobzani
    @bobzani 9 місяців тому +1

    The guy's worth a half billion$ and wears $10 gym shoes.

  • @Martian891
    @Martian891 2 роки тому +2

    Curb > Seinfeld

  • @UsherMoore
    @UsherMoore 14 років тому +2

    Funniest man on plant earth!

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 11 років тому +1

    One of the most genuinely entertaining acts of all time. LD is a living legend. I love this rich prick so fucking much!

  • @abhijeetholambe9861
    @abhijeetholambe9861 3 роки тому +4

    Larry David is a legend 🙏🏼

  • @arkanianassfart
    @arkanianassfart Рік тому +2

    Funny goofy jew

  • @abishuakealiher6068
    @abishuakealiher6068 Рік тому +1

    He needs to do a comedy special, you can tell he's not the kind of guy to do something like that, but that would be amazing!

  • @pedrojunior83
    @pedrojunior83 11 років тому +3

    "we love good fake things"
    well, that what's all about the human nature

  • @ArcolaBridge
    @ArcolaBridge 15 років тому +1

    hahaha how cute you are.

  • @WatchDoggyDog
    @WatchDoggyDog 3 роки тому +1

    Larry David in full swing here, I love it, too funny 👌😌🤣🤣👏👍💜😎👏

  • @mattoniy2840
    @mattoniy2840 10 місяців тому +1

    Sunsets were mocked is a great line

  • @kingstonlj
    @kingstonlj 16 років тому +4

    Larry is a genius. That performance was brilliant.
    A legend in the making.

  • @keyransolo
    @keyransolo 16 років тому +2

    "That's what I am now, a rich prick" haha Larry David is the man.

  • @Leverquin
    @Leverquin 6 років тому +2

    he can't get out of this music XD

  • @urumat
    @urumat 9 років тому +5

    5:35 wtf?

  • @booklover3959
    @booklover3959 5 років тому +1

    LD=Genius...the most accurate equation in mathematics. Save the Earth so one day I can order a tuna fish sandwich for lunch again. The message without the sanctimonious preaching.

  • @Kimbahley
    @Kimbahley 15 років тому +1

    Larry David has the best shoes in the business. I love everybody who wears sneakers on a daily basis.

  • @FrankCarrado
    @FrankCarrado 16 років тому +1

    Larry's brilliant, no doubt.
    With me growing up near the Belt Pkwy in Brooklyn that he mentions, makes him a bit more real & relevant to many of us NYers.
    His style is certainly not for all.
    Keep up the good work LD!

  • @mysunnydays2009
    @mysunnydays2009 12 років тому +2

    One of the very few real comedians in the U.S.

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 2 роки тому +1

    "we held no regard for nature, sunsets were mocked!"
    Lmfao, God I love this man so much

  • @miriamaaoake5944
    @miriamaaoake5944 11 років тому +2

    he tells stories like an episode of curb. so good