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I trust the "egg I cracked was spicier than the ramen" more than the other guy. If you have to defend the spiciness of the food you're eating, you probably don't eat mich spicy food.
Also, most rabbit treats are timothy hay, or florals like dandelion and roses. Completely safe for human consumption, just not... Prepped for human consumption. If you want to nibble the rabbit food, try brewing it into a tea?
MMM... tasty rabbit food tea
i think they probably had those little freeze dried yogurt drops. i used to get them for my hamsters and ate them lol
@@sharkksoda I don't think those are rabbit safe?
how tf do you mess up spicy food that bad
honestly i think first guy probably just had numbed his senses to spice, i trust him less lmao
That poor elderly woman, oh I love Jack's reaction to it though. So sad and so funny at the same time.
They’ve just got such ways with words
4:00 Those are yogurt drops for small animals. If you look them up, you’ll see they’re okay for human eating too (I mean they make versions of these in grocery stores for people) IMPORTANT: These are fine for humans but actually harm your rabbit please do not give your rabbits these they can cause health problems! Thanks
Amazon reviews are always a treat
Are you every single power ranger?
@@killedbydead2953 ?
@@killedbydead2953green-screen stunt driver
"My legos arrived broken" still has to be my favorite review ever
i want to die
3:02-3:09 loved his reaction to the question. It made me laugh so hard especially the way he said no and stop it!
12:23 Jack, do you know what plates he’s talking about? His handle is ZooPalLover98….Zoo pals are a series of kids’ (like, toddler-age) paper plates featuring animal faces. They also have extra compartments for dipping sauces and such. For ecmxample, on the frog plate, the frog’s nose and mouth are the center plate while its eyes are the side compartments. The “Make eating fun again” is a reference to the last line of the jingle, “Zoo Pals make eating fun.”
That clears so much up 😂😭
I'm laughing so hard at that last one! I had to actually pause the video every few seconds because I couldn't breathe. How did he manage to read that?! Replayed it way too many times.
Practiced on r/ihadastroke
The guy talking about wanting to eat from 'magic animals' and 'make eating fun again' -- was he talking about zoo pals? Those animal themed paper plates?
According to my research, yes he was!
yes yes he is.. it took me a moment to realize, but even his name is ZooPalLover
Seeing app reviews is like flipping a coin to see if your crush likes you
It basically always lands on things you don't want
Like poorly written reviews and realizing your crush wants to pull out a fresh knife and stab every organ in your body
Relatable, my crush is piercing my liver with a katana as we speak
what does this mean???
"28 stab wounds"
3:03 over all, reasonably smoochable, there is better out there, but more expensive, so it's a good start
Kiss as much as you like
For anyone wondering, the "Climate Pledge friendly" tag is related to Amazon Smile that donates part of the money from your purchase to a charity of your choice. If you've never heard of it, it's because they advertised it briefly and I guess got enough people using it for tax purposes.
Huh, the more you know. Thanks for sharing
Glad to be of service!
I see Amazon Smile advertised all the time and I started using it because I was like "Huh that's nice." Though wouldn't be surprised if it's done for a tax write off
sometimes when Jack reads things he reads it like how I imagine Spamton G Spamton to talk. It's wonderful
My day has been ruined learning I will NEVER be as cool as the cowboy frog bathroom guy
That last review....who the hell let Spamton write amazon reviews?!
3:42 I've tasted rat/mouse, hamster, bunny, guinea pig, horse and even sheep pellets. It's one way to tell how fresh/stale the food is, not to tell how bad/rancid the food may have become. When the pellets start going stale the nutrients in the food start to deteriorate. Example: Guinea pig food contains a lot of vitamin C, which is vital for their health, but after a couple of months the food may be good, but not really fresh, but the level of C may be half of a new bag. I would NEVER taste the food of a carnivore though.
2:49 when we moved I to our house, this plastic water whale was already there 😂 exactly the same one
8:52 Actually, Jack, the reviewer has a point. The government is recommending people switch to LEDs because theily’re more energy efficient and produce more light as opposed to heat.
Aren't leds a kind of resistor, or am i misremembering physics
@@minestar2247i mean, all electronics are kind of a resistor.
On a srrious note, the standard lightbulb is much more of a pure resistor as the wolframite fillament in it is heated up to produce light, while LED is a semiconductor that releases photons when current passes through it
@@manfredrichtoften8848 oh yeah, the lightbulb literally uses heat to make light, so it's more energy consuming than the other one
@@minestar2247You probably meant that LED lamps are somekind of IC, because yes, LED lights requires a Driver Chip to work and circuitry unlike an Incandescent which is just a superheated Coil of Tungsten Alloy...
Comparable to a Ballast to CFL / Fluorescent Light.
It's actually more hilarious to think that by not using LED, the guy is paying more money for electricity that those 60 friggin watts lightbulbs uses...
Money that, if the Energy Company is State owned, is fed more into the Government... or worse, to a private corporation if it's the opposite
I've tasted my rabbit snacks. They were good!.... it was just dried banana.
Pro tip: Avoid pet store snacks. My rabbits don't usually care for those either. Just give them vegetables or fruit. (Limit fruit and carrots to one teaspoon a day as its still sugary for tiny animals)
Looked it up, the main sources for vitamin A are carrots, peppers, kale, and various other vegetables. Admittedly didn't check if carrots are vegan, though, I'm just assuming.
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10/10 Would recommend this channel to others. Complaints to Jack the snack that smiles back who was a great entertainer and a funny host. I also say that the Emkay are a funny group and more people should watch them.
10/10 woop woop
Complaints???
Compliments you meant?!
4:08 I always try my dogs treats! If it's chemical or nasty tasting she doesn't get it. She deserves good food and treats just like we do(she actually deserves it more)lol
"Can I kiss it?"
People who don't know about the pooltoy community: lol
People who know:
Furry here, yep
If you had channel memberships, would you call them EmKay Ultra?
Another furry here to confirm that comment in the thumbnail on the orca pooltoy was most likely a furry, pooltoys are popular with the fandom
Furrys are like the TF2 spy. They could be any one of us.
3:02 i too want to give it a little forehead smooch
"Some dog named Lexi learning how to drive a car" is grammatically wrong for two main reasons
1 - it's TheLexiKITTY
2 - She's legally blind
What are you up to, Jack 🤨
"Cowboy frog themed bathroom", 😂. OMG.
Lmfao yooooo wheatabix with water should be a federal crime on the highest level
The last part had me wheezing. 😂
0:36 Jack I dont think that's what it says but, I'll take your word for it
based pooltoy community posting
those intex lil whales are genuinely quite nice (I don't go as far as kissing them tho💀)
Kiss as much as you like
I will💀💀
Kinda based NGL
3:41 As someone who loves spicy food, I can also say that I like suffering
LEDs are only dangerous if they're arranged in hyper bright arrays when attached at head level on vehicles and kept on for the entirely of oncoming traffic passing to maximize loss of vision
God, I hate those ultra-sonic pest things. I can hear those things really well and they drive me insane!
So, a personal pet peeve of mine. Filament light bulbs are, essentially, you heating something until it burns and it *happens* to give off light, but the burning doesn't go out of control because it's in vacuum, right? So, basically, a fire in a vacuum? That's always seemed like the dumbest and most inefficient way to create light in the modern era to me. I was so happy when LED's came out. With that said, when I was a kid, before LED's bulbs were a thing, I had a compact florescent lightbulb and that thing lasted like 20 years and was much brighter and energy efficient than any filament light bulb.
With that said, gasoline car are, essentially, powered by miniature, synchronized explosions. It seems weird to me that we, as humans, are like "We want to get somewhere. I know! We'll explode our way there!"
OMG I laughed so hard at that last review.
I have a friend that tastes his dog treats and food before giving them to his dogs cause he wants to be certain it's good enough for them.
Kissing is fine, but don`t try to screw it.
Pretty sure a furry asked that question about the toy orca.
lol yeah pooltoy community is wild
How is it that weird? Should i search it up or no??
@@deltirawait the pooltoy community?!?
Are we even on earth anymore or did we just randomly shift to some alternate universe
Kinda off-topic but thank you for knowing it's an orca, I don't know why but I'm disturbed whenever an animal gets called the wrong name. My nerd brain, ya know. At least orcas and dolphins are related. They're both in the whale family.
Am a furry, can confirm, orca pooltoys are common
1:10 I was damn lucky I was only about to take a sip of coffee, or else I would have ruined my UNI notes
13:35 This is exactly like the subject bar on all these new scam e-mails I keep recieving in my junk folder, they range from these types of item wordings to full on lines from the Harry Potter books, hearing one of these read out loud has deleted every remaining braincell in my head and left my mind a blank canvas of empty brain fart stronks, if anyone needs me, I'll be eating cheese whilst reading a dictionary for the next 20+ years
idk if the thumbnail was a meme but I know there's a "pooltoy community" so I'm genuinely confused lmfao
This video is going to summon them immediately
Yeah, they’re common in the furry community, especially orcas
Source: furry
This is why I love Jack
Legend days that guy is still looking for his windows xp power pack 13 years later
Amazon reviews are always insane
That last one was an EXPERIENCE...
2:37 Jack, you're making me worried for a bit, the way you're wording them...
idk, but WHY
There absolutely is vegan vitamin a. I’m not a vegan or vegetarian but it’s called provitamin a or carotene. As the body converts these things into vitamin a making retinol. You’re welcome
Oof, that last one sounds so much like a secret message from a racist secret society oO I really hope it was just typed by an extremly intelligent chicken after all.
I enjoy Amazon reviews, I'm sure this will be excellent
I... I really want a cowboy frog themed bathroom now.
Jack twice today? Excellent...
Yes.
Ultrasonic mole repellent moment
That last one was the best
Today was a bad day until emkay uploaded
my next door neighbour has those noise repellents even though they have 2 cats and a child that can hear it. i can too but my mum and other older people can’t so they don’t believe us 😅
I knew where this was going as soon as I saw the Logitech controller
Can it kiss me? Im not lonely, you are
I mean I am lonely but wtf man 😭
6:49 my family has similar mole things and omg they are annoying beeping constantly
well if someone's your aunt-in-law, then they at least aren't related to you. would still be super awkward though because you'd be legally family. Totally possible to not realize your date is a relative-in-law if you don't regularly meet up with all members of your family and especially if you have a large extended family of which many members are married. I hope after the awkwardness faded though that they had a nice family reunion moment :)
4:45 EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aren't they trying to teach dog's to fly a plane now???
The Goat has uploaded again
that last one gave me System of a Down vibe
I think that last one gave me a stroke
5:06 Jack crazy for this one
new rule: your pfp is exactly what you look like. mine may not be the best, but at least im not a car in the middle of a desert
5 stars
Would watch again.
That controller have been to Titanic
The logitech one that means when he read that that means he would not stand one day in our/I had a stroke or Engrish
3:02 🤨🤨🤨
perfect as always!
I WANT A COWBOY FROG.
7:24 not their fault if there is no warning on the product page or on the spray's label about the residue
8:08 "whut?"
i cried.
Wait, that second guy’s date was his aunt-in-law? What is that relationship? Does that make her his wife’s aunt? If so eugh the guy was already married-
Was she his parent’s.. sibling’s… spouse’s… sibling? If so that’s really confusing
for the most part pets aren't that different from humans in what's nontoxic for both of us (it's more common for human food to be toxic to pets than the other way around) It's not exactly GOOD as far as human taste standards go, but if your pet's food is genuinely toxic to humans...it's probably also toxic to them and they shouldn't be eating it. taste-testing your pet's food is...a little weird, but ultimately harmless (unless you're allergic to it), and something I'm sure quite a few people have done out of sheer curiosity.
14:06 bye bye mick :((
There's no vegan vitamin A? I thought vitamin A comes from carrots.
the last one SENT me
0:31 *Sweet Home Alabama*
ok but we need to quality control animal food though to make sure we are not feeding them garbage
Can confirm rabbit food SUCKS
this video is climate pledge friendly
I am a far right conservative, and i hace this to say about the lightbulb conspiracy.
"????"
You’re what?
Do you know what that means💀
I’m not gonna get political but “far right conservative” is the last kind of person I’d expect to see on a channel with a trans narrator because those kinds of people… aren’t very nice about LGBTQ+ people and such
5:23 *Cat
(it's a lexi kitty)
Hey Slazo... Wats up, Dingo?! I know you read somethings. Been a big fan since you kept showing your fawce. Miss you, Mike! Give the old Emkay Homies A BEArGUR hug!!!. Muah. Love all the way its grown!!!
I only go on Amazon for the reviews, I’ve got no money, just a lot of time.
Did the last person have a typing quirk like a Homestuck character or something?
About the thumbnail,i gotta say,would you kiss a ghost? (Undertale fans understand)
Anyway,love your vice voice. love how you change it completeley from time to time,and pretend to be different people
And the animal food-i love good kibble. Not even kidding. Didnt try anything else tho. Exept 4 percent ash sticks for dogs. Tastes just how 4 percent ash dog treats sounds
As long as you say anything about the product every 50 words on amazon reviews, your review will be accepted, else I will have to reject it :D
that submarine questions should have been surpressed for offensive.
"the wife's rusty sheriff badge" oh god, that should have been rejected for sexual explicit o.0
my dad used to say that and also balloon knot, my mum used to say “rusty balloon knot” and we were like mum that’s not possible 😂
5:46 is that oshkosh?
1:06 Wait he got a point
I think that last review goes in r/Stokes
My post got into the video :D
It was the bunny one
country toooooaaaads take me hoooome to the place i belooooong
Nice to know that there is a person who is 5'2 and A 170 pound. While I am 5'3 and 240 pounds.
two videos in one day without Robin? nice!
How are you uploading so much? This is the third video in 24 Hours and I'm genuinely curious
A team of multiple narrators and editors work on different videos at the same time to bring out several videos at the same time.