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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2023
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I love how excited robin got over the Illegal Petes thing
The one in Boulder had the same thing on their window and some college kid who was baked as shit walked by and eas baffled because "where does the cheese come from? Did they make a person's head into a bowl? Is this some weird sex thing?" And I couldn't stop laughing
Happy Robin makes the day better.
Ok but he is wrong. I have never heard of illegal Pete’s until today but if I saw that sign I would 100% eat there.
Yes, gross. But also: why did they paint her nostril stark black, making it look like a rip in the space/time continuum? So much wrong with this…
Ah, yes. Illegal Pete, brother of Texas Pete, Cuban Pete and Easy Pete
"Please develop good habits to avoid regrets"
So inspirational
Yeah it's pretty true.
I used the good to destroy the bad
And so Breaking bad
3:45 Funny thing is, you can actually buy "whiteboard paint" which literally makes a wall a whiteboard. I've worked at offices where they did that, and we'd actually just have a whole wall that is a whiteboard.
You can do this with any silicone bases high gloss paint tho
I think a wedding dress is just as good as any other daily clothes. People can wear it during a workout, go to work or even wear it when doing some military training.
The anarchist we need but don't deserve.
same for prom dresses
It might not be _designed_ for it but I'm _definitely_ here for that
T A C T I C A L wedding
What's good about wearing wedding dresses is: They have layers so, if you run out of TP, you have something right on hand.
As a indian, I can confirm our carpets are incredibly delicious.
As an Indian, I can confirm that you are correct
Are they spicy? I don't really like spicy food 😔
@@turbo8628 we got some sweet ones or tangy, there are carpets of all sorts fam
@@vidquid5651 lmao, reminds me of charlie and the chocolate factory where they are licking the wallpaper.
This is how i imagine indian dinner time now and nothing will change my mind 🤣
Yo do you sell them to America? I’d love to try one 😋
I would buy a lot of this because its so funny how badly its designed
True lol
why did i read your comment as "I would buy a baby because it's so funny"
honestly same tho lol, and that reminds me of the urban dictionary mugs XD
The thing about that Illegal Pete's ad poster is not only the lady's mouth full of cheese dips, watch how the hand holding the nacho chip is oriented. Either she's got some mad gymnastics going with her hand, or someone is actively feeding her more cheesy nacho when her mouth is already full of cheese dips. And I'm not sure whether or not like I like it more after the fact.
I think because the entire thing looks wrong it just looks the opposite of appealing.
Or her mouth holds the dip for the rest of the party.
As a german, I think I know what happened at 12:12. The german slang word Geil, is usually used to describe something as cool, though it’s actual translation is horny.
A good English example would be shit, it usually means bad (or something else), but can also be translated to poop.
So when they put Geil in whatever translator they used, it just gave out the direct translation.
Hope this helps!
The “Do You Want Eat Childhood” sweater actually looks really nice, broken English aside
I like the colors and color distribution
14:15 They switched to the knob shifters because it’s cheaper to manufacture than the older style sliding shift lever. Also, the transmission can actually ignore your input if you accidentally try to shift out of gear while driving. It will just refuse to shift and probably show a warning message on the screen in the gauge cluster.
To this day, by far my favorite kind of gear shift is in the older Honda CR-Vs. They have a compact shift lever just to the right of the steering wheel, far enough away that you can't touch it while your hands are on the wheel but close enough that you can immediately swap between the two. There's just something about having complete control over the vehicle functions right where your hands already are, and something about the feeling of a physical lever over the more "modern" knob. Only way I could see those knob shifters not being mildly terrifying every time is if they gave them some degree of haptic feedback, so that you don't just spin the wheel and land in whatever the hell without physical resistance.
Still seems frustratingly inconvenient
The trembling sloth is so hilariously threatening. "I'm coming"
Lol yeah sounds like the basis for a horror story. Like sure it's easy to outrun, but it never stops coming so you can't stay in one place too long because it will eventually catch up.
Or we just have dirty minds because of the internet 😂
@@capthavic like the snail
@ 9:33. that's Abenobashi: Magical Shopping Arcade. I forget which episode though. Whole show gets crazy about 15 minutes into the first episode and stays crazy until half-way through the 10th episode before the actual plot kicks in.
Yes I thought it was abenobashi im not sure but I think its the episode where they are in a dome in space, there is a scene where they are running thru the city....
3:36
I once was removed from a security contract because I drew on such a wall at work. The funny thing is that the wall was used by everyone in the building in the training room as a white board until a note was posted on the wall. A note that conveniently wasn't there when I drew on the wall.
“You give every idea more zoom” I believe is what they are going for.
i believe thats the only remotely coherent sentence you can create from those words yes
still makes no sense but at least it's slightly coherent
i mean probably but still wtf
I paused it for like 5 minutes trying to figure out anything that used all the words, then gave up.
I came to the comments to find the answer thank God you had it
3:08 Bibimbap is DELICIOUS. It's a Korean dish, its super versitile too like you can pretty much always find a version of bibimbap you like. And, this is super specific, but if any of you live in/near DC or you're visiting, Rice Bar is insanely good. There's six of them in the city. Also Kalbi is KBBQ Beef Ribs!
"A super versatile Korean Dish"...
Ground hazelnuts and tomatoes came to mind for some reason...
you gotta try the Aaaaaaaaaa ! it is so good !
Is it pronounced bee-bim-bap?
I would love to eat my childhood.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Hello Charlie from hfjone
My deck steps were also hard to distinguish. I painted the outside edges white, problem solved. All the new schools in my area in the Midwest look like massive, brick prison buildings. Deeply depressing.
If it's in the u.s, it maaay have something to do with certain... events... that happen in schools
The difference between school and prison is that prisoners get better food and a more relevant education.
7:55 is one shroud away from being a really big and effective centrifugal blower fan.
Also 9:54 looks like an OLED screen on top of the case. I doubt that's actually the case (lel) but I think it's a really cool idea.
12:00 we also got water ice here that's called "Bussy" with a bear as a mascot 😂
Oh yeah! I actually bought a bag when I was on vacation in Germany last year.
My parents were like "What? What's so funny?"
"Pide Man, Pide Man, eats Pide like any man can!" (Pide is a sort of Turkish version of pizza, and is fantastic!)
6:34 I think Cheese is more ominous and mysterious and Power Panic is more straightforward and on the nose
But they both equally scary, just in different ways
Didn’t know it was protocol to ejaculate as a pilot I think I found my new career path
i remember once my boss said "oh shit we have an accident AGAIN you (he meant me) take out the red and yellow duct tape and tape the edge of the stairs" since then we never had an accident again xD
The first product gives me Blues Clues vibes.
~°•do you want eat childhood•°~
@@jan-Pala yes I would like to
@@jan-Pala sure
I would unironically wear that first sweater. It has that weirdcore/kidcore vibe that I just love.
Seriously, I have a soft spot for broken English on cute shirts. Love the vibe.
And you sammie-
I found it
13:00
Man really said “If it’s my time to go, I’m going to make sure I enjoy it”
0:25 That's 水莲 aka crested floating-heart. It is kinda niche as it is only grown to be eaten in Taiwan, the wikipedia article is really short. (炒 means fried, probably stir-fried)
That said, can we talk about what's just below in 00:28?
水芝圈 is actually Lotus Ring. I guess "Mermaid in Deep Sea" alludes to the aquatic nature and I guess it's meant to be pretty
"MCDONALD'S BEST FRIEND" THO- Idk if they took the wrong character, but it might mean Chicken McNuggets? As in 麦克鸡块 instead of 麦克吉块. Best friend indeed XD
Mr Oyster is strange, since it's 儿子酥, which translates to son pastry, idk what it's supposed to be???
3:17 is Korean cuisine
Aaaa is probably Kimchi Stewed Rice?? That's my guess since they call it "Korean-style vegetable stewed rice". Not usually how Kimchi Jjigae is eaten (not rice) but ok.
Kalbi Kuppa says Beef soup rice
6:00 I mean, not wrong, but not right either
"When flight has ended, the machinery will still be lit/send warnings if you only flip the switch to "off", you must take out the batteries from the helicopter. Please make this a habit, better safe than sorry (actually says "in order to avoid regret" as per the paper, but in a precautionary way)" In case you can't tell, these are probably instructions for a toy helicopter.
I searched for related news a little bit, and it seems that even the Chinese part of the menu is wrong (typo error).
The correct names of the dishes should be "花枝圈(Deep-fried calamari rings)", "麥克雞塊(Chicken McNuggets)" and "蚵仔酥(Oyster Crisp)".
Always good when EmKay uploads
I listen to your videos while drawing/painting or doing math or physics calculations and it's so soothing and helps me focus! I love this channel so much
12:47 that hat was actually a friend of mines high school quote👍
This is the first time I saw a video in my home page that was uploaded 19 seconds ago
And I'm so happy it was an Emkay video
Specially a Robin one
9:54 yes, that's a genuine thing. It's a "smart" phone case that shows your lockscreen so you dont' have to open it every time to pause your music or whatever, so I wouldn't say it's crappy
If it's real, it's good. But it doesn't look real, and if it isn't it's crap. Cool product!
@@PanthereaLeonis had a similar one but it was just a small window in the screen that was like that so i can imagin someone sells this one quite easily.
7:40 Oh, hey, it's SpongeBob's unicycle.
7:17 It's a one of many trolley problems. Dilemma: you can let a trolley run over 5 people or you can pull the lever to change its path. If you choose latter, trolley will stop by bumping into the fat man (sic). It will killing him but you will save 5 lives. So, would you kill the fat man?
This design sucks because person on the right must be bigger
I like children more than childhood 😇😇😇
Whãt
I beggeth thy pardon?
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Officer,
This is a wholesome person who loves kids.
🤨
0:03 holy sh!+ Robin, nice accidental Gravity Falls reference!
context: in one of the books (i.e. not very widely read content), Bill Cipher names "eating childhood memories" on a list of "REALLY fun things."
"You give every idea more Zoom"
0:49 I think this is supposed to say “You give every idea more zoom” but even that doesn’t make any sense
1:00 "You give every idea more zoom?" Idk that's the best I've got.
0:40 apparently translates to: "stir-fried white water snowflake stems"
12:14 ok, I have a German ex with an answer. It is a mistranslation. Since great and horny are geil. It is probably supposed to be great bear
“What can’t you find on Google?!” My will to live
8:39 Reminds me of this error message that would appear on a mario map maker that said “there was been an error”
3:12
Porky pig is that you?
I feel like the eating carpet sign may have another meaning 😳👀
8:17 the ice cream Statue stares into your soul!
15:06 i like to call that art style
"chipotle-Core"
8:50 it’s not that the map is badly designed. Russia is trying to take back former territories, Kazakhstan being one of them
9:24 that anime is called Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi. Seriously, I have no idea how I remembered to search for "Magical Arcade Abenobashi".
1:12 the awful part is that: letter g,o,z,o are the more pronounce ones
However this all together "gozo" in Portuguese means cum.
Now you know
Have a great day
Yes. I would unironocally wear clothes with nonsense on it.
1:07 You give every idea more zoom.
11:02
The answer is quite simple, architects prefer their artistic vision over practicality. They forget people have to use the buildings they design and wanna make something 'fancy'.
5:14 THE WAY THATS LITERALLY MY SCHOOL
3:05 Bibimbap (pronounced BEE-bim-bap) is a Korean rice dish with vegetables and chili paste.
13:44 Robin, it's not your fault you got the inflection wrong. People need to learn to use hyphens. It should be "on-wheel," not "on wheel." The way it's written sounds like a headline where a Toyota Tacoma is discussing wheel audio control, like "James Cameron on Titan Sub Disaster: 'It's Reminiscent of the Titanic'"
11:07 no fucking way LMFAO
If companies like Disney/Marvel put out fake bootleg merch (without saying it's from them, just designed like crappy bootleg merch), people would buy it so fast
Who comes up with a name for a burrito restaurant like "Illegal Pete's"?
Bro I know this has nothing to do with the video but when you said trash about the bananas wrapped in plastic. I was reminded to do my chores thx.
6:28
fun fact
this is where i got my band name power panic from
thanks emkay
14:55 I like how he says “wearing pants” as if it’s not normal and is completely absurd
5:00 that's just Turkish hero, pide-man. He is great at making pide.
I've been waiting ages for another crappy designs. Glad its back.
12:15 The slogan on the T-shirt is a slightly paraphrased version of a gibberish quote from Sjin, former member of the Yosgcast.
1:10 I think it might be ‘Every zoom you give more ideas’
You have no idea how excited I was to see Bird Dog Cat Fish. A piece of my hometown has made it to an Emkay vid I am so happy.
6:50
It's funny for me because I read it as "Ginger Rape Designs"
4:26
i wasn't expecting to get mad today, but now here i am.
*i hate this one image with every fibre of my being*
Love ur vids❤ and i love these awful designs they are funny
10:05 there used to be a tattoo shop near me where the logo was designed to be vertically symmetrical, and had a truly awful, near-unreadable typeface; it was called Momma Inks, but the sign read something like "SKNI / խսաափ / INKS"
they have since gone out of business
1:03 you give every idea more zoom, that’s the only one I could think of that made any sense
We NEED More Of This
this the first time ive gotten a fresh video from 45 seconds
6:12 The reflection on the van makes it look like it's making this face: 😬
the first 😮 time you were able and you had in the first two years i thought 💭 that it might not work for the next year or something and i think that was a mistake i think djfufktt😮d ri 😮r did😮err. did rn’medie d8. darn
The wall that looks like a whiteboard reminded me of one time in school when a teacher accidentally wrote on the wall in board marker instead of the whiteboard. Except the wall didn't even look anything like a whiteboard, the teacher just wasn't paying attention until everyone in the class started shouting about it. I'm quite sure the marks are still there as well.
Ah my favorite sub Reddit when I need to get a good laugh
For the awful shower that flood the room in seconds, European hotels use that exact shower all over the place. when asked, management said something along the lines of people normally taking like ONE shower a week. You'd THINK if you travel, your weekly shower should be a good one, but if it's there, in that shower, it'll be bad, your last shower or both.
Hey Robin, if you're interested my financee and I would like to formally invite you to our wedding in CO. Also we would pay for you to be there, we just wanna hear your voice during our wedding as you improvise the reason you're there to our family members. If you read this, please like so we can get him to see it! ❤❤❤
This would be amazing!
Everybody needs to like and reply on this one to boost it!
@@JennaGetsCreative YES THANK YOU
0:24 Can’t find on Google? Huh, Google Translate says it means Fried Water Lotus. Which actually IS delicious! 💜
ive been so mindwashed by texas that i could of sworn ive seen the building at 4:20
Nope just generic texas building
Strip malls, they are literally everywhere in USA not just in Texas
@@joebidenofficialpotus it has that vibe
Robin struggling to say bibimbap was oddly cute lol
WAFFLES!!!
Sinus
Waffles
4:32 i really wanna know what this guys canon event was
That Toyota Tacoma at 14:00 looks like the audio controls need rotating 90° anti-clockwise.
Also, Robin I could ask my mom to make that hat for you, just need a PO box to send it to
The "appreciate what you what, be are the makes you appreciate what what you dad" shirt might be a reference to the yogscast. One of their (former) member said something like that :D
at 8:39 SObject could be a variable name in the code but even then you would never want to show that to the customer. It looks like an error meant for the developers that got pasted to the frontend.
strikegentlyco makes a hilarious “teach man eat fish” design
CRAPPY DESIGN IS BACK BOYS!!
That first one.
My French teacher last year was explaining to us not to use the conjugated form of a verb after saying what we want, and used, "I want eat," as an example of how nonsensical it would sound in English.
Thanks for the accidental throwback, even if this comment does become r/nobodyasked.
"this music is a bit loud, let me turn it down"
*scrrrr*
causes crash
police show up
"why did you brake in the middle of freeway"
"sorry my radio and my gear shifter are right next to one another"
"what do you mean"
"they look the same!"
11:23 I recognize that font. It's FOT-Chiaro, the dialogue font used in the N64 version of _Ocarina of Time_
"Appreciate what you what, be are the you appreciate what you dad"
This is an old quote from a Yogscast video
Honestly, the kangaroo's size is the least of its problems, considering that it's apparently on the wrong continent.
The school one is the reason why i prefere systems like in germany where the classes have their rooms and the teachers change between them (sans music/art teachers etc. b.c. they need materials) )and o.c. there are some special rooms and some students change class rooms between lessons - but not all of them avery 90minutes Oo
the trembling sloth says: harder
9:59 - I wondered what happened to Matthias after he shut down Dope or Nope.
my old college made a nice pretty comp sci building with a massive plaza and no rooms over top of it except one extra pretty suspended wood one, wasting most of the space one entire wall of the building was also glass all the way up, the sections that actually contained the classrooms however was primarily made of CONCRETE, which mean't the internet reception in the comp sci parts of the comp sci building was terrible.
A family restaurant that doesn't wanna serve 5+ people. Excuse me, who is your costumer base again?
13:15 she wants to have a pump before the wedding so she can look buff on the wedding pictures, that's a smart woman right here