Jimmy Carr Tells His Favorite Joke He's Ever Written

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Source: The Green Room with Paul Provenza S02E08
    Guests: Jimmy Carr, Judah Friedlander, Eddie Izzard, Tim Minchin
    Original Air Date: September 1, 2011

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2 тис.

  • @patricebecker9501
    @patricebecker9501 8 років тому +5949

    "I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers."
    by William H. Gascoyne

    • @drewscott6013
      @drewscott6013 8 років тому +72

      LOL! OMFG! I almost pissed myself!

    • @skullservant8486
      @skullservant8486 8 років тому +46

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I gotta steal that one sry m8

    • @patricebecker9501
      @patricebecker9501 8 років тому +47

      Sure thing, that's what jokes are good for.

    • @algerierz
      @algerierz 8 років тому +1

      funny

    • @7Be
      @7Be 8 років тому +1

      nice

  • @joeywillman8830
    @joeywillman8830 7 років тому +8919

    Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

    • @TheUcHiHaMaD
      @TheUcHiHaMaD 7 років тому +337

      +Freddie Jackson triggered

    • @joeywillman8830
      @joeywillman8830 7 років тому +237

      Freddie Jackson I believe this joke went over your head a little bit

    • @RyanHPvineyvids2013
      @RyanHPvineyvids2013 7 років тому +52

      Say "tuna sub" backwards
      That's what Imma do on your face

    • @RyanHPvineyvids2013
      @RyanHPvineyvids2013 7 років тому +65

      Freddie Jackson As always, thank you for your scrutinising 5-page essays on why we're wrong.

    • @whatastandupguy3050
      @whatastandupguy3050 7 років тому +16

      Freddie Jackson Look, the joke is they died.

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle 8 років тому +3975

    I think he has darker stuff than that one.

    • @D3athlyV1sag3
      @D3athlyV1sag3 8 років тому +289

      Fuck yeah he does. I swear Jimmy Carr just holds himself back.

    • @stensoft
      @stensoft 8 років тому +153

      +ChipArgyle “the most offensive joke he has written”. Maybe he's never put these down on paper.

    • @fzoid3534
      @fzoid3534 8 років тому +51

      +ChipArgyle tbh. I don't even think Jimmy is that dark. Well maybe it's the way he tells the jokes but overall I don't think he goes that far when telling jokes. (or I'm too damaged to see it)^^

    • @ChipArgyle
      @ChipArgyle 8 років тому +12

      Fzoid Oh, he has some really dark stuff...

    • @DannyKlimt
      @DannyKlimt 8 років тому +46

      I wrote some...
      -Yesterday, my aunt lost her son whilst walking through Central Park... She called it "public miscarriage"
      -Today I almost run over a cat! Damn... But maybe tomorrow.
      -Pepper spray keeps the rapist away.
      -I'm a hard liner... I don't need to grind my cocaine.
      -I once lied to my neighbours; I told them, I was a heart surgeon. They still believe that to this day. And so do my patients.
      -Against my fear of flying, I got one good solution: Valium. (Tom 52, Pilot)

  • @633r
    @633r 8 років тому +2448

    Seeing Jimmy Carr live is incredible. His jokes are amazing

    • @ellulturner
      @ellulturner 7 років тому +5

      SkeletalSounds _ yeah well he hasn't hahaha

    • @madasrabbitschelle
      @madasrabbitschelle 7 років тому

      633r but when justine sacco tweeted something similar as a joke she got witch hunted...

    • @ellulturner
      @ellulturner 7 років тому +3

      michelle goh​ you can't hear tone through a tweet, so when receiving back lash people will claim there honest opinions as jokes, if your going to say something like this it has to be in person as tone and facial expression are very important when telling a joke of this nature.

    • @madasrabbitschelle
      @madasrabbitschelle 7 років тому +4

      Luke et​ thats true..but I can't help to think that people are just overly sensitive these days

    • @ellulturner
      @ellulturner 7 років тому +2

      michelle goh yes very much so and it pisses me off tbh

  • @lilscorpioo2707
    @lilscorpioo2707 8 років тому +3352

    That AIDS joke killed, almost more than the actual disease

    • @keenansmith8660
      @keenansmith8660 8 років тому +5

      Virus*

    • @keenansmith8660
      @keenansmith8660 8 років тому +4

      Lel just kidding I'm preparing to fail bio tomorrow lol

    • @7Be
      @7Be 8 років тому +15

      yawn. keep trying.

    • @choknuti
      @choknuti 8 років тому +28

      Actually he was right. AIDS is the disease, the virus is HIV.

    • @chrisoconnor8284
      @chrisoconnor8284 8 років тому +2

      That's where you're wrong too. AIDS is not a disease. HIV is the disease. best check what a disease is. AIDS is an illness not a disease.

  • @atiwich1999
    @atiwich1999 8 років тому +5010

    dark humour is like food. Some people don't get it.

    • @jsil_
      @jsil_ 8 років тому +31

      that was fucking stupid

    • @jake4524
      @jake4524 8 років тому +123

      your humour is like your mum. old and overused

    • @blipperful
      @blipperful 8 років тому +18

      Of course they get it...they also just happen to get offended.

    • @matthewdarby9338
      @matthewdarby9338 8 років тому +133

      Dark humour is like a child with cancer...
      It never gets old.

    • @Frickalikaton
      @Frickalikaton 8 років тому +29

      Peter Chu and ironically, it's the dark people that don't get it.

  • @loulabelle5082
    @loulabelle5082 6 років тому +331

    Jimmy Carr is such a quick comic. The way he pulls down hecklers is legendary in his stand up.

    • @thebigeasy87
      @thebigeasy87 2 роки тому +13

      To be fair Jimmy uses pre made put downs. You can see some of them repeated on different recordings.

    • @joelmacinnes2391
      @joelmacinnes2391 2 роки тому +3

      I prefer Billy Connoly's approach, just tell them to f off and then continue, I don't like it when comedians make a huge thing about hecklers, although it is sometimes hilarious

    • @nepdisc3722
      @nepdisc3722 2 роки тому

      @@thebigeasy87 He has to, absolutely no human could be THAT fast ALL the time. You can hardly blame him for having a couple of decent catch-all insults in the chamber to throw at random hecklers, sometimes there's just nothing exceptionally funny about the person heckling and it's just a random cunt being a cunt and there's no material to work with other than them being a cunt.

    • @AllIsWellaus
      @AllIsWellaus Рік тому

      Perhaps in Britain anyway.

  • @ThisisalGOOGLESCHANNEL
    @ThisisalGOOGLESCHANNEL 7 років тому +121

    9 out of 10 people think gang rape is ok

    • @hellodavey1902
      @hellodavey1902 3 роки тому +6

      LMFAO!!!!

    • @jamesbriton5545
      @jamesbriton5545 3 місяці тому +1

      those 9 are active members, the 10th one didn't renew his annual membership.

  • @VaupellGaming
    @VaupellGaming 8 років тому +946

    I told that joke in class at the university for social studies, my professor was not impressed.

    • @MetaalMeerkat
      @MetaalMeerkat 8 років тому +71

      Don't be that guy

    • @larsthomasdenstad9082
      @larsthomasdenstad9082 8 років тому +163

      That is somewhat surprising, as you are basically in clown school.

    • @theaurafist
      @theaurafist 7 років тому +27

      That joke would've killed in clown school. Those sick fucks have a sense of humor that is way worse.

    • @Furahri
      @Furahri 7 років тому +55

      Don't take social studies man.

    • @rovers141
      @rovers141 7 років тому +18

      Probably had something to do with being serious about his job and wanting to keep a positive atmosphere for all of his students. You know, grown up stuff.

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 7 років тому +582

    I don't tell jokes about raping babies either, especially not in the workplace, because I have some respect for my workmates.
    Also, because the nursery didn't run a background check and I don't want to arouse suspicion.

  • @Heroasaurus
    @Heroasaurus 7 років тому +870

    Tim Minchin looks like a a cross between Natasha Lyonne and Russell Brand

    • @NickShillitoMusic
      @NickShillitoMusic 7 років тому +19

      Bryan A I always thought he looked like Simon Pegg with hair

    • @TheClassicWorld
      @TheClassicWorld 6 років тому +4

      That makes zero sense since Tim Minchin's 'look' came before Russell Brand. So, your comment should be the other way around.

    • @Assdafflabaff
      @Assdafflabaff 6 років тому +15

      Russell Brand is such an annoying cunt.

    • @sirissac234
      @sirissac234 6 років тому +5

      Tim Minchin has the absolute worst look of any comic.

    • @TheClassicWorld
      @TheClassicWorld 6 років тому +6

      Newton, you were a crazy anti-social Christian that wasted most of his time trying to 'prove' the Bible was 'true'. What do you know? ;)

  • @denisbrezovsky5271
    @denisbrezovsky5271 8 років тому +800

    Eddie Izzard is slowly turning into Tim Curry.

    • @MajorazMasta
      @MajorazMasta 7 років тому +2

      You might be right, I must say when I saw him on Question Time he did seem like someone in the midst of having a stroke.

    • @brooketrotter18
      @brooketrotter18 7 років тому +6

      Looks similar to 90s Tim Curry. And yes, far less talented. Though I believe everyone to be far less talented than Tim Curry.

    • @Xeones42
      @Xeones42 7 років тому

      I was thinking the same thing. That would make an interesting reboot of RHPS

    • @vonteflon
      @vonteflon 6 років тому +2

      Turning into Edwina Currie, you mean.

    • @No2theBS
      @No2theBS 6 років тому

      More likely turning into Tim Cunty

  • @djohanrady
    @djohanrady 8 років тому +743

    I agree with Tim Minchin. That's a beautiful joke. Offensive, but beautiful.

    • @SleepySeel
      @SleepySeel 8 років тому +17

      +Djohan Rady You should watch more of Jimmy Carr, most of them are in the same mould. He loves hecklers in the audience some of his best material comes from bantering with them.

    • @jharju2352
      @jharju2352 8 років тому +32

      I have to share an experience when I saw Jimmy Carr live in Finland a couple years back. There was a segment where he announced that he'd like to hear out some good old heckling, but knowing Finns, you could have heard a pin drop during the silence that followed.

    • @castleblack6941
      @castleblack6941 8 років тому +70

      Asians are so terrible at driving,
      I'm beginning to believe pearl harbor was an accident.

    • @TheClassicWorld
      @TheClassicWorld 6 років тому

      Black, that joke falls flat since it's untrue. The Japanese are very good drivers. They live on something that moves. Bikes. Trains. Planes. They really helped shape our world and invented a few things along the way. Interesting history.

    • @TheClassicWorld
      @TheClassicWorld 6 років тому

      Nope, I never said that. I said, *that* joke (meaning, his joke, not all jokes) fell flat because it was completely untrue, thus only racist and innately unfunny.

  • @xelldincht8149
    @xelldincht8149 4 роки тому +119

    i really like his joke delivery: He sounded like this was a sincere speech

  • @JTCS-re7ge
    @JTCS-re7ge 2 роки тому +147

    "If Africa only had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions... of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS"
    that pause after 'millions'. The beat this man tells jokes is superb.

    • @jackriver1999
      @jackriver1999 2 роки тому +6

      He wrote a book about the art of writing a joke called "The Naked Jape: Uncovering the Hidden world of jokes" and it it very good.

    • @trikkke11
      @trikkke11 Рік тому

      Thank some supreme being you are here to explain it for us.

    • @peacefuljeffrey
      @peacefuljeffrey Рік тому

      Um, that pause is essential to the joke, actually. It’s not just some extra nice finesse that Jimmy put on the joke-it IS the heart of the joke working.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Місяць тому

      Mosquitoes dont die of AIDS

  • @TonyTone196
    @TonyTone196 7 місяців тому +4

    It’s worth watching over and over just to see the ladies reaction in the background

    • @Chelvam-so4qh
      @Chelvam-so4qh 3 місяці тому

      Absolutely she gave the perfect reaction lol

    • @user-br3bw7wr2l
      @user-br3bw7wr2l 3 місяці тому

      She recently lost a mosquito friend.

  • @Lady.Charis
    @Lady.Charis 7 років тому +91

    He didn't even hesitate, had it lined up and everything.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 років тому +2

      He's pretty quick. His memory is incredible

    • @h4rdi7g3
      @h4rdi7g3 4 роки тому

      It's because he's a robot.
      Channel 4s joke machine.

    • @pratham6412
      @pratham6412 3 роки тому +1

      He said it off the top of his head cuz that man probably has a whole list of offensive jokes

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender 8 років тому +354

    Is Tim Minchin trying to hit on Jimmy Carr?

    • @Xzamilloh
      @Xzamilloh 7 років тому +103

      Oh, is that Tim Minchin? I thought Carrot Top ironed his face.

    • @BuckfastConsumer
      @BuckfastConsumer 6 років тому +10

      Alex K. Hes a creepy fucker

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +1

      @@Xzamilloh hahaha

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 4 роки тому +9

      @@BuckfastConsumer he's an extremely intelligent creative comedian who seems to be off his head on this episode

    • @CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt
      @CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt 4 роки тому +1

      Yeeeaaaahhh!!!

  • @loganreads90
    @loganreads90 6 років тому +16

    Jimmy Carr and Eddie Izzard in the same room. Two titans of the industry.

    • @mikeoxbent523
      @mikeoxbent523 Рік тому +8

      Eddie Izzard 🤭🤭🤭
      Clown comment 4 years on...

    • @crabbit101
      @crabbit101 Рік тому

      Not anymore 😬

    • @Marco-hg4cx
      @Marco-hg4cx Рік тому

      ​@@ActuallyJamesS How is Eddie Izzard still relevant?! 🙈
      Is it because the clown now dresses as a woman and tries to become an mp for the pathetic labour party 🤷‍♂️🤣

  • @320speed
    @320speed 6 років тому +37

    I've watched this like 100times just to see the reactions of everyone else in that room

    • @thepowerman8952
      @thepowerman8952 4 роки тому

      Same! A few absolutely stunning young women in the audience!

    • @ThaSlymes
      @ThaSlymes 3 роки тому

      @The Powerman
      I was here for the titters, not the titties.

  • @suspectby1
    @suspectby1 8 років тому +406

    1:20 there's a woman sleeping :D

    • @bozmania1
      @bozmania1 8 років тому +58

      she wakes up when they start to laugh

    • @Daydreamerputtosleep
      @Daydreamerputtosleep 8 років тому +24

      It would have been funny if she dramatically opened one eyelid just as he told the puchline of his joke

    • @GrahamProuse
      @GrahamProuse 8 років тому +127

      She's sitting next to Bill Cosby.

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 8 років тому +6

      Fuck that bitch!

    • @KingBallebad
      @KingBallebad 7 років тому +1

      Haha yeah I noticed that. And the next shot she hid from the camera x)

  • @Olderaccount17
    @Olderaccount17 8 років тому +841

    I can't believe he would say such an insensitive thing with all that's going on in Africa. Did you know that kids in Africa don't watch sit-coms???
    ...
    ...
    Because you watch those after having dinner.

    • @MusicalMemeology
      @MusicalMemeology 8 років тому +1

      Comedy discussion. Context.

    • @JacobKuba
      @JacobKuba 8 років тому +2

      Rodrigo Ele I'm African and it's funny as fuck

    • @i4qall
      @i4qall 7 років тому +3

      i,m english and it ,s still funny as fuck

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 7 років тому +7

      I'm funny and it's Argentinean

    • @greatleapforwards
      @greatleapforwards 7 років тому

      +Dream Delirium ummm..you also got it wrong dude...pretty much every single country in africa is like that..not just some

  • @TheGr8one1022
    @TheGr8one1022 8 років тому +191

    Holy shit that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. Jimmy Carr is a legend.

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 8 років тому +1

      +Stevequagmire

    • @TheGr8one1022
      @TheGr8one1022 7 років тому +4

      Bra'tac Yeah, it's better than that. The mosquito line is just so unexpected, it kills that rape fantasy joke.

    • @TheClassicWorld
      @TheClassicWorld 6 років тому

      You've not heard many funny things, then. I can name 100 things funnier. Maybe 1000. I hope you're 11-years-old and that is why you ain't not hear nothing (I don't really speak like that, Will Smith's Men In Black is rubbing off on me right now (have to love Americanisms)).

    • @maximedwards9249
      @maximedwards9249 6 років тому

      Just got Your hearing Back?.

    • @Milliardo66
      @Milliardo66 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheClassicWorld Ok let‘s hear all those great jokes you got

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 6 років тому +7

    The timing... oh boy, that was perfect!

  • @VanaeCavae
    @VanaeCavae 8 років тому +94

    That is joke is tame by Jimmy Carr standards

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 5 років тому +6

    His deadpan delivery makes it even better.

  • @taniaphillips3124
    @taniaphillips3124 6 років тому +12

    First of all, love you Tim... Jimmy, I think your new best joke was said on the 2017 Big Fat Quiz of Everything, the baby gripping the pencil. Richard Ayoade questioned the parenting decision of picking up the baby by a pencil asking, what if the pencil broke? You answered, "It'd be fine, just buy a new pencil!" Oh my goodness, I think I ripped a cheek muscle laughing. Loving mother of 3 kids.

  • @tatenda1735
    @tatenda1735 8 років тому +554

    As an African person, this joke cracked me up (and no I don't have AIDS) lol

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 8 років тому +71

      Always remember it's just a joke. Your a good sport!!

    • @Newspin
      @Newspin 8 років тому +1

      :-D

    • @BRYANFROST
      @BRYANFROST 8 років тому +17

      A healthy sense of humor! Good for you, wish that was more common these days

    • @vamtheanomaly
      @vamtheanomaly 8 років тому +12

      You still have Ebola though right?! :P See what I did ?

    • @tatenda1735
      @tatenda1735 8 років тому +19

      Vam The Anomaly yes I saw what you did and though I appreciate the effort, I've heard it 37 times. And no, ebola is no longer a crisis as of a year a ago 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AntonyJ92
    @AntonyJ92 6 років тому +3

    I was really sceptical about getting some orthopaedic shoes.. Really didn't think they'd work.. But, I got them and, well, I stand corrected!

  • @stuartpaulandrews
    @stuartpaulandrews 2 роки тому +34

    My favourite joke of all time. This guy is the funniest standup I’ve yet to see live. Left his show with my face hurting.

    • @JeansWebbTv
      @JeansWebbTv 2 роки тому +2

      So the rumours about what goes on backstage are true?

    • @skylermccloud6230
      @skylermccloud6230 2 роки тому +1

      @@JeansWebbTv probably just ask his mom 🤣

    • @DamnDealDone
      @DamnDealDone 2 роки тому

      "I’ve yet to see live" that means you have not seen him live.

    • @stuartpaulandrews
      @stuartpaulandrews 2 роки тому

      @@DamnDealDone no I have seen him live. English is obviously not your native language

    • @DamnDealDone
      @DamnDealDone 2 роки тому

      @@stuartpaulandrews "I’ve yet to see live" Yet is future tense. It means in anticipation to see one day. Clearly I understand English more than you. Thanks

  • @toddrainer6542
    @toddrainer6542 8 років тому +37

    Oh gods, Jimmy Carr, he takes this to a whole other level.

  • @volksted8717
    @volksted8717 8 років тому +7

    The woman on the left of the guy with the pink baseball cap on .. "Fast asleep" .. Now that's funny !!

  • @baguil02
    @baguil02 4 роки тому +9

    Best part of the video that no one has noticed: During Carr's delivery of the joke, there is a woman dead-ass asleep in the background on the left, who then wakes up after everyone bursts out laughing at 1:23, she then leans over to her date (?) who presumably explains the joke she missed. Tickled me pink.

  • @HUDDYBUDDY101
    @HUDDYBUDDY101 8 років тому +36

    Jimmy Carr everyone , Jimmy Carr

  • @Slarti
    @Slarti 7 років тому +18

    I went to see Fifty Shades of Grey the other night, the place was buzzing.

    • @namz2k11
      @namz2k11 7 років тому +1

      jagara1 Thats maybe to the vibrators being on the highest setting.

    • @c-nikskemez3982
      @c-nikskemez3982 3 роки тому

      @@namz2k11 why did you feel the need to explain the joke?

    • @syokaumutulu2943
      @syokaumutulu2943 3 роки тому +1

      @@c-nikskemez3982 because some of us needed it dumbed down

  • @danny9154
    @danny9154 7 років тому +512

    dark humor is like a child with cancer, it never gets old.

    • @bartek007up4
      @bartek007up4 6 років тому +3

      I'm black so it's ok to say brilliant

    • @vrtar99
      @vrtar99 6 років тому

      oh please... that's the best you have??
      whats the difference between a dead baby and a piece of ham?

    • @lopoptop
      @lopoptop 6 років тому

      Leon Vrtar they’re just meat?

    • @tigershav
      @tigershav 6 років тому +10

      u dont put ham in the oven before u eat it

    • @azaardawan5089
      @azaardawan5089 6 років тому +5

      You can’t fuck a ham

  • @BarriosGroupie
    @BarriosGroupie 8 років тому +32

    How come Jimmy Carr gets to tell that joke, and Paul Gasgoigne appears in court for making a joke about a Blackman smiling in the dark?

    • @bennolaaa
      @bennolaaa 8 років тому +7

      Neither should be scrutinised but gazza said it to an actual black man in public.

    • @andyliverpool24
      @andyliverpool24 7 років тому +1

      IT'S A FUCKING JOKE LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP PROBLEM WITH WORLD TODAY EVERYONE GETS OFFENDED TOO EASILY. WERE BORN WE DIE PART IN THE MIDDLE SHOULD BE FUNNY NOT A CONSTANT GRIP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T WATCH IT

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 7 років тому +1

      This comment thread deteriorated very quickly....

  • @TVfridge23
    @TVfridge23 8 років тому +90

    1:15 did anyone else notice the lady fallen asleep in the background?

    • @THEJIGGADREWSHOW
      @THEJIGGADREWSHOW 8 років тому +4

      +joaheyo everyone in the audience is high on uppers,downers, shooters and dabs...but she's clearly dreaming of pink elephants..

    • @pablomangi8728
      @pablomangi8728 8 років тому +1

      +joaheyo she dead...

    • @UltimateBattleRap
      @UltimateBattleRap 6 років тому +3

      How she woke up when she heared ''Africa'

    • @jefersonpereira5630
      @jefersonpereira5630 5 років тому

      lol that show must be interesting

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 років тому

      She's drunk

  • @launabanauna8958
    @launabanauna8958 7 років тому +12

    Love Tim Michins' constant support.

  • @HellaMoneys
    @HellaMoneys 5 років тому +3

    0:28 jimmy does a genuine laugh before catching himself and switching back into his trademarked fake laugh.

  • @E_Rex_Sean
    @E_Rex_Sean 2 роки тому +5

    I love the fact he keeps a straight face. 😂

  • @1992munster
    @1992munster 7 років тому +72

    why did the baby cross the road? He wasn't wearing a seatbelt

  • @cptblackdesk6505
    @cptblackdesk6505 6 років тому +70

    Did you hear about all the black ppl complaining to BBC that there wasn't enough black ppl on the channel...
    yeah,... they put crimewatch on twice

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 4 роки тому

      Yinato 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 3 роки тому

      You botched the punchline there

  • @spj_7
    @spj_7 2 роки тому +2

    Tim Minchin is fucking battered in this clip hahaha

  • @WARLock1228
    @WARLock1228 6 років тому +2

    Love the tense look on the woman's face behind him at 1:17

  • @XthegreatwhyX
    @XthegreatwhyX 6 років тому +8

    Jimmy Carr is a living game of Cards Against Humanity.
    Carr Against Humanity.

  • @toreshimada
    @toreshimada 8 років тому +18

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and my pc?
    I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

  • @rxd1983
    @rxd1983 6 років тому +3

    Tim, Eddie and Jimmy around one table?
    Brilliant.

  • @mvpslick94
    @mvpslick94 8 років тому +20

    The poor Mosquitos

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 років тому

      Except mosquitos don't die of complications from AIDS so not that sad after all

  • @tanggang6824
    @tanggang6824 7 років тому +3

    Love how he says it with a straight face

  • @Marcjames1986
    @Marcjames1986 6 років тому +22

    I liked this joke he told.
    "I told my sister a cancer joke the other day, she didn't find it remotely funny. I said lighten up! You've lost your hair not your sense of humour!"

  • @dortmansbros
    @dortmansbros 2 роки тому +3

    Looked this up from Paul Joseph Watson anyone else?

  • @ashfuller3480
    @ashfuller3480 Рік тому +3

    Eddie Izzard before he thought he was a woman

  • @Rob_-dv6ei
    @Rob_-dv6ei 6 років тому +2

    Jimmy Carr and Tim Minchin... YES!

  • @xWhiteSyrie
    @xWhiteSyrie 6 років тому +2

    lmao that woman asleep in the background at 1:20

  • @HikoSeijuroXIII
    @HikoSeijuroXIII 5 років тому +104

    How can a black woman tell when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and the cotton's already been picked.

    • @lamaka_97
      @lamaka_97 4 роки тому +8

      I'm going to hell for laughing at this 😭😂

    • @vincentjolliff9389
      @vincentjolliff9389 4 роки тому +7

      That’s one of the darkest ones I’ve seen in a while

    • @mbahkid101
      @mbahkid101 4 роки тому +5

      😂 I’m black & this shi funny ash 😂😭 but soo deep 💀

    • @NietzscheDevot
      @NietzscheDevot 3 роки тому

      Man I spit my drink out! Its dark and hilarious

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 3 роки тому

      I didn't get the joke

  • @Candyroxnrulz
    @Candyroxnrulz 8 років тому +210

    Am I missing something? The joke didn't seem that bad compared to his usual stuff

    • @HolandaChiquita
      @HolandaChiquita 7 років тому +22

      Maybe it was the worst he hadn't said in a show before that he could remember at that moment.

    • @gasmaskhero9300
      @gasmaskhero9300 7 років тому +4

      I dare him to say it in chicago.

    • @tn270585
      @tn270585 7 років тому +163

      He once on a dare said on stage in Dublin "I believe there should be one united Ireland... (huge roar and applause from the audience) ... under british rule". ;)

    • @fatscarce3967
      @fatscarce3967 7 років тому +8

      tn270585 Oh I'm not even that Republican and that still makes me a bit pissed lmao

    • @LiverpoolSteee
      @LiverpoolSteee 7 років тому +6

      I was there too when he said that haha back in November 2015 , such a good show haha :D

  • @roberthudson7641
    @roberthudson7641 7 років тому +84

    What can a park bench do that a black man can't ?
    Support a family of 4

    • @alexrsps141
      @alexrsps141 5 років тому

      Tyler Robbins and he said?

    • @soccerislife6108
      @soccerislife6108 4 роки тому +1

      What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4

  • @lorddemonoss3945
    @lorddemonoss3945 4 роки тому +2

    😊 These people sitting here and joking. Reminds me of me and my friends who used to hangout back in the days. 😞 I miss those fools.........
    Their not did dead. Just out in the 🌎 and enjoying life.

  • @jude_the_apostle
    @jude_the_apostle 7 років тому +17

    JUST KEEP THE FUCKING CAMERA AT STEADY POSITION OMFG.

  • @edgarr2815
    @edgarr2815 8 років тому +24

    He actually killed at the roast I was little surprise but at same time I didn't know who he was

    • @ExiledHeretic
      @ExiledHeretic 8 років тому +1

      He's been my favorite (current) stand up for the past few years. He does a lot of UK comedy "game show" type things too. Check out Big Fat Quiz, and his appearances on Quite Interesting. He also hosts 8 out of 10 cats, which is more game show than comedy, and not my cup of tea. Hope you enjoy.

    • @lmpoar
      @lmpoar 8 років тому +11

      8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown is awesome. Not only can you practice your English and maths skills, you can do so whilst whacking off to Miss Rachel Riley lol!

    • @UnknownPerson-mj2cq
      @UnknownPerson-mj2cq 8 років тому

      Clayton Bigsby fuck yes, shotgunning 8 out of 10 cats does countdown on youtube is glorious
      (Only series 1-3 tho)

    • @imrankazzy9076
      @imrankazzy9076 7 років тому

      +Ethan Broadley only just seen it recently and im hooked didn't realize they would have 8 out of 10 cats here in full episodes, thanks

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed 5 років тому +4

    *Nobody wants to die alone, chained to the floor, starving and dehydrated with rats nibbling at your flesh ... so be my Valentine!* ❤️

  • @YourPalHDee
    @YourPalHDee 8 років тому +4

    Eddie Izzard: "The stand ups are the person in the room who always gets up and articulates what people are thinking, or something they haven't thought of"....so literally anything.

    • @SteveNinetyski
      @SteveNinetyski 6 років тому +1

      YourPalHDee Well said, I thought that too😂

  • @cheyknight5880
    @cheyknight5880 5 років тому +2

    Didn't expect that. I actually gasped at home...alone. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bfmt42
      @bfmt42 2 роки тому

      KEVIN!!

  • @Apokalupsis88
    @Apokalupsis88 5 років тому +5

    Anyone old enough to remember the "Truly Tasteless Jokes" books from the 80s? I had about 5 of them or so, had them all memorized at one point. Recently uncovered a couple in some old boxes. Almost every joke in that series is like the mosquito joke. Truly tasteless, and funny as hell.

    • @BigWelshMike
      @BigWelshMike 4 роки тому +2

      Holy shit!!! I had those. Loved them to bits and they were soooo offensive. My mum used to run a bookstore so I’d read them at lunchtime when I was on a break. Ah, good times.

  • @elixir.27
    @elixir.27 7 років тому +11

    dark humour is like kids with cancer, never gets old

  • @olliegod3750
    @olliegod3750 7 років тому +3

    Tim Minchin looks like he's ready for his L'Oréal ad in the thumbnail

  • @suyashawasthi1
    @suyashawasthi1 7 років тому +7

    I spit my coffee.

  • @mastermill79
    @mastermill79 6 років тому

    Why does this not have 3.9 BILLION VIEWS?!?!?!!!?

  • @ThatGuy-kf5kc
    @ThatGuy-kf5kc 5 років тому +2

    I completely forgot about tim minchin until this video

  • @ryanrobinsonmusic4211
    @ryanrobinsonmusic4211 8 років тому +4

    Lol, Tim Minchin in the thumbnail.

  • @QlimaXtheSecound
    @QlimaXtheSecound 6 років тому +3

    "You bring home work and everybody is pointing fingers at you."
    - Tim (40, Kindergartner)

  • @Skeevee
    @Skeevee 8 років тому +15

    funny. that joke applies to Atlanta now lol

    • @coltononline
      @coltononline 6 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure it's the bareback corn-holing and needle sharing, not mosquitoes... haha

  • @nuttysquirrel7794
    @nuttysquirrel7794 7 років тому +2

    Fabulous Tim Minchin in thumbnail

  • @loomick
    @loomick 6 років тому +1

    Ah Eddie, if only I still respected you

  • @ryanfox7166
    @ryanfox7166 7 років тому +8

    I'm dying to know what the joke was that Tim Minchin gave him.

  • @nmu3953
    @nmu3953 8 років тому +7

    What's the difference between between a bag of babies and a Lamborghini?
    I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

  • @lionellosanti
    @lionellosanti 7 років тому +8

    i think he's asking the most "offensive" not "favorite"

  • @lorddemonoss3945
    @lorddemonoss3945 4 роки тому +2

    Eddie!! 😃

  • @liamnevilleviolist1809
    @liamnevilleviolist1809 2 роки тому +2

    There's a woman just asleep to the left of screen behind Jimmy at 1:21... wtf. She barely wakes up after uproarious laughter...

  • @darthdaddy3071
    @darthdaddy3071 6 років тому +12

    I love how he said it with an entirely straight face

    • @JonGoddard86
      @JonGoddard86 Рік тому

      Thats because he can't move his face.

  • @damienocallaghan2648
    @damienocallaghan2648 2 роки тому +3

    The Golden Globes or the Oscars should get Jimmy to host their Awards
    When Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes the Yanks were like
    WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY??? but when he was Finished he was a SUPERSTAR in WORLD Comedy
    Jimmy should do the same

  • @Cancer-gi4et
    @Cancer-gi4et 7 років тому +4

    Dark humour is like kids with cancer. It never gets old.

  • @jackcarter6629
    @jackcarter6629 7 років тому +1

    Tim Minchin is very into Jimmy Carr, he's virtually on top of him ... and he meant it about the job.

  • @ILIK3HATERZ
    @ILIK3HATERZ Рік тому +2

    Tim Minchin’s priceless reaction!

  • @Dr.Twat.Waffle
    @Dr.Twat.Waffle 7 років тому +3

    I don't know how to explain it, but he tells his jokes in such a way that the offensiveness is absolutely hilarious. Jim Jeffries wishes he was funny, he wishes he was like this, but he's just not. lol long live Jimmy Carr

    • @rosshunter9792
      @rosshunter9792 2 роки тому +2

      Jim Jeffries is a completely different comic. Jim seems to suffer the same fate as Frankie Boyle. Right wing people loved them because they assumed both comics were right wing. When they found out they were left wing, people start pretending they never liked them

  • @cptaxis5051
    @cptaxis5051 7 років тому +16

    Do you know who the fastest readers are?
    9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 100 stories in 5 seconds.

  • @theflytrapdiaries5570
    @theflytrapdiaries5570 5 років тому +13

    I wish Netflix would get the rights and bring this show back. For diehard stand up fans, this is the best show hands down.

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 2 роки тому +1

    That's why I loved this show - the most interesting mix of comics you'd never normally see mix. Chris Hardwick and Eddie Izzard, I mean come on

  • @alexsmith7313
    @alexsmith7313 6 років тому

    Watch the woman over Jimmy's shoulder. Her face of anticipation as he says the joke is priceless.

  • @Kaeseman
    @Kaeseman 7 років тому +7

    thats actually a really good joke lol

  • @AmokBR
    @AmokBR 7 років тому +4

    I went to a Jimmy Carr show and he said someone's vagina was "wetter than a spastic's chin". Now that was offensive (and hilarious).

  • @yeadontwearitout
    @yeadontwearitout 7 років тому +3

    That was GOLD LOL!

  • @adamcoe
    @adamcoe 6 місяців тому

    I wish there had been like 10 seasons of this show

  • @natl5692
    @natl5692 2 роки тому +2

    Jesus laughing with Jimmy Carr sounds good

  • @michaeldavis9300
    @michaeldavis9300 7 років тому +22

    I love Jimmy's explanation of the joke and punchline; there's no statement or subtle message behind the joke, like he said it's just to give people a laugh (a cringing one at that) cause all the joke really is is a play on word or terms, flipping the statement everyone expects to hear, and saying something completely the opposite

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 2 роки тому +1

      That's a bit of a monotonous definition of a joke. A joke CAN be many things and there are many forms of humour. Not every joke is a switcharoo. Some jokes are meant to make you think, whilst other jokes don't take themselves seriously. Jokes can be used to mock something, but they can also be used to lowkey praise something. The only thing all jokes have in common, is that they're intended to make you laugh. And laughing is just another form of stress relief. One of the healthier ones, I might add.

    • @TheVoxbox13
      @TheVoxbox13 Рік тому +2

      @@NLTops He wrote "the joke", not "all jokes".
      Not your fault. That horse you're on is so high up, you aren't able to see the text properly.
      *Just joking.

  • @celtics3131
    @celtics3131 6 років тому +3

    wow, the girl in betwixt jimmy and that eye liner guy is drop dead gorgeous. carry on

    • @stevepayne5965
      @stevepayne5965 6 років тому +1

      celtics3131 I always notice her. She's stunning.

  • @mrdzzamn
    @mrdzzamn 7 років тому +3

    That's the guy from THE TALKING DEAD 😂😁 OH SHIT

  • @Krayton86
    @Krayton86 2 роки тому

    When he tells the joke. the girl at the back, on the right... corious face... is priceless! :D

  • @rich0373
    @rich0373 6 років тому +1

    That thumbnail! Tim Minchin rocking it 🔥