Wir Deutschen proposen doch nicht so kitschig. Wir küssen und huggen und sagen mittendrin: Willst mich heiraten? Dann werden gemeinsam Ringe gekauft, untere Preisklasse, was halt grad noch Gold ist.
When I was driving a taxi bus in and around Utrecht, I had a special way of getting even with idiot drivers who cut me off just to catch the next red light. I would stop my bus behind them, and, having 'learned' all the traffic lights (stoplichten), my sweet vengeance was to honk a second before the light turned green. The idiot driver in front of me would turn his head, eyein me angrily to which I just waved my hand (go on go on!) in an even angrier fashion because the light had turned green already!
An Austrian friend once explained the phenomenon of "Nachtisch geht immer" with the existence of a "Dessertmagen", a second stomach with infinite capacity reserved for only sweet stuff.
Junge, Du bist Kult! Ich lache mich fast jedes mal kaputt über uns Deutschen. Du hast wirklich Talent! Habe schon hunderte Deiner Filme gesehen. Und es wird einfach nicht langweilig und ist immer sehr unterhaltsam und lustig "in den Spiegel zu schauen""!
Wir Deutschen sind definitiv das lustigste Volk! Für alle anderen, nur nicht für uns... So, ich muss jetzt zum Kegeln, sonst komme ich 2 Sekunden zu spät!
In Germany we don't say: "Nice roomy place you got here. I love the high ceilings!" We say: "Oha, die Heizkostenrechnung will ich aber nicht bezahlen müssen."
@@hoodyniszwangsjacke3190 not taller than the average german, 1.88m. I live on the 1st floor of a single family house built at the end of WWII. The ceiling is between 2.10m and 2.20m (not uniform in all the rooms) 😢 I miss being able to stretch my arms without hitting the ceiling
In Germany we say "Tja" Missed your tain? "Tja." Broke your leg? "Tja." Your significant other didn't show up for the wedding? "Tja." Apocalypse? "Tja".
@@justabunny999 The spite for the DB, being stupid and hurting yourself and your significant other was included in each Tja. So yeah, we use it the same. :D
and on top ... a train counts as delayed .. if it is more than 6 minutes late ....and the definition of the Bahn says .. a canceld train did not count as delayed !!
I was incredibly impressed by the trains and subways in Berlin when I was there. I think you need to spend some time on the subway in NYC, then you'll know what true suffering is.
In Germany we dont say: "you better learn this, itll be in the next exam", we say "WENN CIH NACHTS UM 3 AN DEINEM BETT STEHE UND DAS ABFRAGE MUSS DAS WIE AUSS DER PISTOLE GESCHOSSEN KOMMEN!!!!!"
As a foreigner (now with a German passport) living in Germany for the last 10+ years, I was surprised how "germanized" I've become. I literally could not understand what is wrong with "Morgen". I've been too long here 😂
@@soulhunter6.6.6 Finde es immer noch irritierend, wenn in Berlin nen Kumpel ständig Moin! sagt. Nen BERLINER-zum Fi..., das is kultutrelle Aneignung. Moin! ist Hamburgisch, oder Plattdütsch. In Berlin heisst datt Morjen!
Frisch is the range between when the temperatures go down enough to wear a sweatshirt and when the temperature is low enough to hurt unprotected extremities. Kalt is reserved when you are decked out in winter gear and your face and hands hurt and you cant get warm.
Genau richtig wir sagen schattig ... dann lange nix, dann kühl-frisch-kalt. Zusammen mit recht hoher Luftfeuchtigkeit bei Platzregen lässt sich da sehr präzise auf Wetterphänomene eingehen 🤭
To be honest from an austrian or swiss perspective most germans seem pretty bad at driving in snowy conditions on inclines or declines. Or at least most of those who show up here and try to drive in the alps ;-) Which isn't even entirely just in snowy conditions, had a german "Flachländer" in front of me last summer who completely smoked the brakes of his caravan trailer downhill a mountain road. With a bit of preparation he should have known that said road is not for use with a caravan, and if he had a bit of knowledge about his trailer and understanding of his situation he would have locked the overunbrakes of the caravan trailer in open position before the descend... But he didn't.
As a spanish person living in germany i had to laugh really hard at how accurate this is. My personal favorites are the one with the Bahn (so oft passiert...) and the one with: So... Epic
I mean even your language is basically the same. Its possible to communicate for finds and germans without knowing each others la guage. At least in the Sporen form and slow.
@@godmode8687 you clearly don’t know what you’re speaking of. Finnish is not even in the same language family with German. Maybe you’re mixing us up with the swedes.
The Spaziergang part 😭😂 it's so true, I've once gone on a hike in the mountains in winter with a bunch of 20 y.o. Germans and I swear they all walk like they are in the bloody Olympics! I was super exhausted and upset, the views were stunning though
I remember the father of my childhood friend, Herr Hach, telling his son that "the maximum you can do is nothing more than your duty". My friend is very sucessful today, though skin, with very logical and rational mindset, but all this thing about "feels" is not his stronger feature, to say the least 😅...
I find those videos funny as well. But that part of lacking facial expression fits much better to people from Poland or Finnland. Not a very German feature.
At the beginning of 2022 there was a Czech billionair who drove on the autobahn at 417km/h in his Bugatti. This was illegal, but not because he went to fast, it was because he did not use the right lane so the cars approaching from behind could overtake safely.
As German I have to say this is really funny. I almost smirked. So (the German 'so' as described in your documentation), now I have to get back to my Arbeit.
the spaziergang absolutely killed me, i had an appointment the other day on the other side of my city (a couple of kilometers away going uphill) & i was so insistent on walking there because "das ist nur ne stunde entfernt, ist doch ein spaziergang" (it wasnt)
When I was in Japan I asked how I could reach my hotel by walking one day. Of course I got a description where to go and when I said thanks they asked "You... really want to walk? This is about 20 km!" And I was like "Uhm yeah so it's a nice walk back." Typical Spatziergang, but it left a few people worried. It was a comfortable route, I have to admit. They have really beautiful parks over there. :D
Brooooo hatte das selbe gestern abends. Ne stunde auf meinen zug warten oder 45 minuten an mein Ziel Laufen. Warum also ne stunde stehen und nichts machen wenn ich auch laufen kann.
Dude, some of these made me laugh so hard! I haven't heard some of these for so long ( been living in US) that the hilarity of them hits me even harder. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, I guess.
Lederhosen are not typical for "Germans" they are tradition of the Bavarians. Which is also quite separated from the normal Germans by state and Law, ect. Not every American is a Honky Tonky Yehaa Cowboy with a ranch and hat. ;)
Ich finde "Geht schon" so großartig... Du bringst es immer wieder auf den Punkt und man ertappt sich selber immer wieder 😂😂😂 Was wir hier zu Hause oder auf Arbeit schon über deine Clips gelacht haben... ❤🎉
Szczerze? Płakaliśmy z mężem ze śmiechu! To najlepsza komedia o Niemcach! Po czym stwierdziliśmy, że my Polacy jesteśmy tacy podobni do nich....i przestaliśmy się śmiać. Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@NICEFINENEWROBOT i kind of relate with German culture since people knew me to rarely smile in the public so people assume me for being rude but I think it is weird to smile without any reason. I usually greet people with straight face
Love how the joke with the train was about how bad Deutsche Bahn is and not how on point our trains are. On that you can see he's becoming a real german
German trains used to be on point and our neighbor countries used to point that out and then got better and we got worse and that is where we are today
It's so true. My mother in law said we would do a "Spaziergang" (mind you, my brother in law was there with his 9month old son, so I thought it would really be a Spaziergang!). I dressed accordingly, with a normal coat and normal street boots. We ended up hiking up 400m and down 400m, in 4 hours.
I wonder now, what actually causes people in Germany to actually embrace these traditions. I see some similarities to culture in Poland, but I wonder what actually caused it. Why some people are obsessed with fitness, effectiveness and playing tough person, while they seem like they want to escape other people completely? For me it seems like some kind of mental trauma from living in this society, because as I grew older in Poland I observed how communities worked in 2000s in smaller city and it all seemed to be more cooperative, relaxed, but today as I moved to bigger city it all seems so competitive, stressed and depressed. I tend to believe that source of this is just capitalism, which incentivizes being "efficient", because if people can be happier with less, then why should we destroy environment just to sustain luxurious lifestyle of small group of rich people that don't want make it sustainable?
@@adiq94 Well there are alot of points, but the overall conclusion isnt that easy, everyone is diffrent. There are to many topics there to sum it all up. While yes there are some stereotypes for every culture, those arent a 100% fit for everyone. There is a huge diffrent living in a city or a small town, i prefer living here in a small town, i know most people, most people know me. On the flipside, the 3 years i lived in a bigger city i didnt even known the name of my neighbor.
liam muss einfach als Außenmenister für Deutschland arbeiten. Kann englisch und ist mit dem besten deutschen know how ausgestattet worden. Vote for Liam
In Germany we don't say: "Man, that was painful!". We say: "Solange du noch Schmerz spürst, bist du am Leben." or "Was dich nicht umbringt, macht dich nur stärker."
I think that what I really like about his skits is that pretty much all are true or very close to it, they all genuinely make me laugh xD He really nails some things I wouldn’t even have noticed.
Willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein!!! 😂😂😂 That made my day! But seriously now: one of the things I admire most in Britain is that all surrounding british politeness! Thank you so much, Liam
In Germany we don't say: "Yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking" We say: "Ja muss ja" We also don't say: "Wow, this is really delicious" We say: "Gar nicht so schlecht"
If you want the English translations follow my Instagram @liamcarps I have them all there 🇬🇧🇩🇪
Man you are amazing, no need for translation...makes me lough already 🤣🤣
Much obliged!
When you are german and you don’t need it.
I am not german and I need it
@@giannifois8948 Ikr....
@@giannifois8948 🤣
The "So" and then run away is so accurate
'tis indeed
but you forgot to tap your thigh twice
@@meli8433 true
@@meli8433 Twice? Barbarians....once is more than enough to let everyone know you mean business.
@@meli8433 Or knock on the table twice, if sitting at one.
"willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein" 🤣🤣🤣
samma
Her answer was: Sag mal, spinnst du?
Wir Deutschen proposen doch nicht so kitschig. Wir küssen und huggen und sagen mittendrin: Willst mich heiraten? Dann werden gemeinsam Ringe gekauft, untere Preisklasse, was halt grad noch Gold ist.
50 euro im Monat ist leicht drin
@Toast Hawaii never chase a bitch
In Germany we don’t say "of course you can go and use the restroom"
We say "Ich weiß nicht ob du kannst, aber du darfst"
diesen unsinn gibts im englischen aber genauso mit can / may
hahahaha
As a German, I found this disturbingly accurate.
As a half German I found this hilariously accurate! 😂
Me too 😄.
Same
😂😂😂 it's so true, you people never smile
@@dobees8183 As a german, this is inaccurate
“Hallo… Ordnungsamt” 😂😂😂
Anzeige ist raus !
das is so wahr
When we used to party at home late at night, it was usually the police knocking at the door, though.
Damn, I must have some German blood. 😳
BAM BAM BAM ORDNUNGSAMT OPEN UP!!!
Don't forget honking at the car in front of you 0.5 seconds after the traffic lights turned green while shouting "Grüner wird's nicht!!!"
LOOOOOOL^^
YES! I think "Grüner wird's nicht" MUST be worked into one of these!!!
Aber sowas von!
das kenne ich aber auch von den Simpsons :D
When I was driving a taxi bus in and around Utrecht, I had a special way of getting even with idiot drivers who cut me off just to catch the next red light.
I would stop my bus behind them, and, having 'learned' all the traffic lights (stoplichten), my sweet vengeance was to honk a second before the light turned green. The idiot driver in front of me would turn his head, eyein me angrily to which I just waved my hand (go on go on!) in an even angrier fashion because the light had turned green already!
An Austrian friend once explained the phenomenon of "Nachtisch geht immer" with the existence of a "Dessertmagen", a second stomach with infinite capacity reserved for only sweet stuff.
Bei uns heißt das Kompottecke 😁
like Alf
I actually got that idea as a child, it was always my reasoning when I wanted dessert but hadnt finished my main dish
@@eryr_llwyd bei uns heißt es "Süßmagen"
Or you friends Call you Austrian... when you like sweet stuff.
Junge, Du bist Kult! Ich lache mich fast jedes mal kaputt über uns Deutschen. Du hast wirklich Talent! Habe schon hunderte Deiner Filme gesehen. Und es wird einfach nicht langweilig und ist immer sehr unterhaltsam und lustig "in den Spiegel zu schauen""!
Wir Deutschen sind definitiv das lustigste Volk! Für alle anderen, nur nicht für uns... So, ich muss jetzt zum Kegeln, sonst komme ich 2 Sekunden zu spät!
"Alles unter 200 ist Verkehrsbehinderung!" so wahr 😂
300 KM/H bei Nässe
ich bin so gestorben😂
@@erdbeereintopf ja
Was ist daran falsch?
@@kcl1640 Nichts, wenn man es auf die linke Autobahn-Spur bezieht zumindest
In Germany we don't say: "Nice roomy place you got here. I love the high ceilings!"
We say: "Oha, die Heizkostenrechnung will ich aber nicht bezahlen müssen."
ahah, that's true. Both in Austria and Germany I've always hated the apartments with low ceilings, with no room for stretching my arms :(
@@jagan2 How tall are you???😳
@@hoodyniszwangsjacke3190 not taller than the average german, 1.88m. I live on the 1st floor of a single family house built at the end of WWII. The ceiling is between 2.10m and 2.20m (not uniform in all the rooms) 😢
I miss being able to stretch my arms without hitting the ceiling
@@jagan2 Nichts für ungut, aber 1,88 ist definitiv größer als der Durchschnitt (der liegt meines Wissens nach bei 1,81 oder so für Männer) :D
@@jagan2 The right arm?
The "Nachtisch geht immer" is incredibly accurate
Dafür gibt es sogar ein Wort: Kompottecke. Die ist immer frei. 😂
Nachtisch geht nicht in den Magen, sondern ins Herz ❤
@@josi0.062wortwörtlich
We say the same in Dutch. There's always room for dessert, you know😂
biggest compliment of a german reviewing your work? "nichts auszusetzen - I have nothing to complain about" 😂
In Germany we say "Tja"
Missed your tain? "Tja."
Broke your leg? "Tja."
Your significant other didn't show up for the wedding? "Tja."
Apocalypse? "Tja".
Same here in the Netherlands.
But we also abuse it to disrespect others.
You made a good argument
The other be like,"Tja"
Gen Z facing the next catastrophe in their lifetime: "Tja."
machste nix.
@@justabunny999 The spite for the DB, being stupid and hurting yourself and your significant other was included in each Tja.
So yeah, we use it the same. :D
Tja, passiert :[
01:07 In Germany we don't say: "Ah that was so painful"
We say: "Was dich nicht umbringt macht dich nur stärker"
"Nur ein Kratzer"
We say: Ein Indianer kennt keinen Schmerz!
Nur die Harten kom in Garten
Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof!
was nicht tötet härtet ab
Absolutely hilarious Liam. The way your expression changes when switching from English to German just cracks me up. 😁
In Germany we don't say: "oh, crap, it fell down", we say: "schmeiß weg, tritt sich fest" 😂
In germany we don't say: "wow, you did a great job, I appreciate your work and I'm proud of you. We say: "Da kann man nit meckern"
Option 2: Endlich man, ik hab jedacht du wirst nie fertich!
Option3: hmmm, bist ja auch mal fertig.
Ist halt alles so semi passiv aggressiv
basst scho
Option 4: Ja is okay.
Und hinterrücks deine Erfolge als die eigenen Erfolge einheimsen.
Option 5: beschweren kann man sich eher weniger
In Germany we don't say: That was a little inappropriate, wasn't it?
We say: SAMMA
We say: NA HÖÖR MAAL
But usually: HALLOOO??
Da wird ja der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt
@@cidar4750 "Hallooo?! Geht's noch?!"
Or we say: haste noch alle Latten am Zaun
In Germany we don’t say: You did a great job, I really appreciate your work, you truly have talent mate !
We say: Keine Kritik ist Lob genug !
jaaaaaaaaa!
Das klingt irgendwie nicht so gut wie die badisch-schwäbische Variante: "Ned gmeckert isch gnug globt."
So wonderful! I love your way of caricaturing Germany. Fortunately, our sense of humour in Germany is better than is commonly said.:-)
In Germany you dont miss the train,the train misses you
Anymore so true!
and on top ... a train counts as delayed .. if it is more than 6 minutes late ....and the definition of the Bahn says .. a canceld train did not count as delayed !!
underrated comment :D
I was incredibly impressed by the trains and subways in Berlin when I was there. I think you need to spend some time on the subway in NYC, then you'll know what true suffering is.
In Germany we dont say: "you better learn this, itll be in the next exam", we say "WENN CIH NACHTS UM 3 AN DEINEM BETT STEHE UND DAS ABFRAGE MUSS DAS WIE AUSS DER PISTOLE GESCHOSSEN KOMMEN!!!!!"
SO TRUE XD
He had this already in the shorts..!! 👍
Richtig Kamerad 😂
So true! I literally was told that ! 😅
Das hat wahrscheinlich jeder deutsche Schüler gesagt bekommen!
In Germany we dont say "I very much like your videos, the Humor is on point", we say "It's watchable".
As a foreigner (now with a German passport) living in Germany for the last 10+ years, I was surprised how "germanized" I've become. I literally could not understand what is wrong with "Morgen". I've been too long here 😂
Oder wenn "Morgen" zu lang ist, geht auch einfach "Moin".
@@soulhunter6.6.6 Stimmt, das ist einfach so
@@soulhunter6.6.6 Finde es immer noch irritierend, wenn in Berlin nen Kumpel ständig Moin! sagt.
Nen BERLINER-zum Fi..., das is kultutrelle Aneignung.
Moin! ist Hamburgisch, oder Plattdütsch.
In Berlin heisst datt Morjen!
People in big cities don't even greet. People get disturbed when they are greeted here...
@@IronIck45 Nur dass "Moin" den ganzen Tag geht.
In Germany we don't say: "Wow, how impressive your work is! This is truly extraordinary, well done!" We say: "Nicht schlecht."
And that's how mental illnesses are born.
"Kein Tadel ist Lob genug!" ☝🏼👴🏻
@@realemolga6306 Ich kenn es als: Nicht gemeckert is genug gelobt!
Oder „besser wie nix“
@@realemolga6306 FAT YOSHI
Frisch is the range between when the temperatures go down enough to wear a sweatshirt and when the temperature is low enough to hurt unprotected extremities.
Kalt is reserved when you are decked out in winter gear and your face and hands hurt and you cant get warm.
laughed so much I splattered my keyboard with tea
Genau richtig wir sagen schattig ... dann lange nix, dann kühl-frisch-kalt. Zusammen mit recht hoher Luftfeuchtigkeit bei Platzregen lässt sich da sehr präzise auf Wetterphänomene eingehen 🤭
@@christinestrohmeyer1701 Letzteres ist dann schon "richtiges scheiß Wetter"
@@Sophie-vw5ol👍 kommt auf den Landstrich an 😉🎉
Does it even get that cold in Germany? As a Lithuanian I find your weather mild haha
In Germany we don't say: "You did a good job. We are ending your probationary period." We say: "We don't see a reason for your termination."
Ich dache schon, jetzt kommt gleich der Spruch "Ein Indianer kennt keinen Schmerz."
Habe ich als Kind nie verstanden.
In Germany we don`t say: Hello. Nice to see you! How are you? We say_ "Na?"
Und als Antwort: „selber Na!“
Na, wie is? xD
Antwort: "Joa, muss. Und selbst?"
@@FrogeniusW.G. Geht!
"Was geht?"
the trauma he must´ve gone through to learn all of this lol
Nur die Harten kommen in den Garten.
Looks like he enjoyed it. His humour is great.
Yeah... I know it well after living in Germany for 16 years...I can't even laugh at it any more
Humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht.
I love dealing with people from Germany. VERY direct, and with an economy of words.
I honestly love how you make Germans look so positive in my eyes, also, my Germal lessons are finally paying off, these are so much fun
"willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein?" hat mich gekillt :D
Die sprichwörtliche deutsche Ehrlichkeit.
Beim nächsten mal muss der mich vorwarnen. Ich bin wirklich fast gestorben vor lachen xD
In Germany we don't say: "wow it's hart to drive in snow" We say: "Fährste quer siehste mehr"
XD
That's wrong. It should be more like: In Germany we don't say "I took the wrong road, I got lost!" we say "Fährste quer, siehste mehr."
Fährste quer..... Das habe ich noch nie gehört 😂😂
To be honest from an austrian or swiss perspective most germans seem pretty bad at driving in snowy conditions on inclines or declines. Or at least most of those who show up here and try to drive in the alps ;-)
Which isn't even entirely just in snowy conditions, had a german "Flachländer" in front of me last summer who completely smoked the brakes of his caravan trailer downhill a mountain road.
With a bit of preparation he should have known that said road is not for use with a caravan, and if he had a bit of knowledge about his trailer and understanding of his situation he would have locked the overunbrakes of the caravan trailer in open position before the descend... But he didn't.
Das Zitat ist im Original von Walther Röhrl : Wer quer fährt, sieht mehr
"Geht schon" is so true!! 😂😂
"so!" - my all time favorite 😆 the guy is a keen observer
As a spanish person living in germany i had to laugh really hard at how accurate this is. My personal favorites are the one with the Bahn (so oft passiert...) and the one with: So...
Epic
As a German person living in Germany I can confirm that “so” is the usual way of saying goodbye 🙈😂
Nun gut :D
Totally inaccurate. The one time you are late, they are always on time. It's a law of nature or something.
passt schon XD
As a polnisch Person living in Germany, musste ich auch sehr lachen 😄
We say "das ist kein Panzer!" 🤣🤣🤣 that really true, I heard that countless times as a kid 😂
Tell the same in Russia, remember it too from my childhood))
I ve heard "Das ist kein Trabi" more
I heard it as "Das ist kein Lastwagen!"
i never heard it.
"Die ist zu."
"Wir heizen nich für die Luftwaffe" is by far my favorite one. I'll cherish that one to my grave. :D
As a Finn I am getting more and more convinced we are just the same, except we don’t say.
Ja. 😅
I mean even your language is basically the same.
Its possible to communicate for finds and germans without knowing each others la guage. At least in the Sporen form and slow.
@@godmode8687 you clearly don’t know what you’re speaking of. Finnish is not even in the same language family with German. Maybe you’re mixing us up with the swedes.
With the German „So!“ one can say a thousand things.😊
So, jetzt aber genug kommentiert
Similar in English, "So" has the most definitions in the Oxford English Dciontary. or atleast it did at one point.
Yes, the same is "Tja!". Its the complete view to the whole world in one word. Like "42" 😀
Wer "So" sagt hat noch viel vor!
Habe ich als Kind immer gehört.
The Spaziergang part 😭😂 it's so true, I've once gone on a hike in the mountains in winter with a bunch of 20 y.o. Germans and I swear they all walk like they are in the bloody Olympics! I was super exhausted and upset, the views were stunning though
We call this "Meter machen"
I remember the father of my childhood friend, Herr Hach, telling his son that "the maximum you can do is nothing more than your duty".
My friend is very sucessful today, though skin, with very logical and rational mindset, but all this thing about "feels" is not his stronger feature, to say the least 😅...
I just love the emotional expression of German speaking people! They are on an another level.
What emotions? 😐
@@augerontgen8240 well it's a kind of emotion not to have any! hahahaaha
I find those videos funny as well. But that part of lacking facial expression fits much better to people from Poland or Finnland. Not a very German feature.
At the beginning of 2022 there was a Czech billionair who drove on the autobahn at 417km/h in his Bugatti. This was illegal, but not because he went to fast, it was because he did not use the right lane so the cars approaching from behind could overtake safely.
😂😂😂😂
👍🏼🤜🏼🤛🏼😆
"Rechtsfahrgebot" gilt immer, egal wie schnell :)
As German I have to say this is really funny. I almost smirked. So (the German 'so' as described in your documentation), now I have to get back to my Arbeit.
Ahhhh... General Kenobi
@@monsieurtoastbrod Hello there!
@@obiwankenobi579 Back away, I will deal with this Jedi slime myself
Aabeit... hier heißt's Aabeit! 😁
Arbeit macht frei.Superior german soul😅
In Germany (Schwaben) we don't say "thanks for the meal, it was really delicious" - we say (only if asked) "man kanns essen"
Oder: Mr ka nix sage( man kann nichts sagen)höchstes Lob für den Koch, dieKöchin
Der Hunger treibts nei 😂
Der Geiz hält es drinnen.
I'm not even a European nor living in Europe, but this is hillarious.... 😄
the spaziergang absolutely killed me, i had an appointment the other day on the other side of my city (a couple of kilometers away going uphill) & i was so insistent on walking there because "das ist nur ne stunde entfernt, ist doch ein spaziergang" (it wasnt)
Call it: Wanderlust.
@@stefanpaege2046 thats nice of you, personally id call it being cocky as shite
When I was in Japan I asked how I could reach my hotel by walking one day. Of course I got a description where to go and when I said thanks they asked "You... really want to walk? This is about 20 km!" And I was like "Uhm yeah so it's a nice walk back." Typical Spatziergang, but it left a few people worried. It was a comfortable route, I have to admit. They have really beautiful parks over there. :D
Brooooo hatte das selbe gestern abends. Ne stunde auf meinen zug warten oder 45 minuten an mein Ziel Laufen.
Warum also ne stunde stehen und nichts machen wenn ich auch laufen kann.
A couple kilometers up the hill is too much for you? I live in a very hilly city and I walk 7-8 kilometers every day.
You know you're a German when you smack your thighs and loudly exclaim "So!" to announce you're about to leave.
Absolute 😀
And then you still stay 1h saying bye 😂
I always wondered where I got that from. It must be genetic.
blimey, I do that. never realised my German roots were so strong..
@anachronist420 das O muß ganz kurz und irgendwie fallend klingen, nicht wie ein sooo, das ergibt dann den
wichtigen Sinn dieser Aussage!
Dude, some of these made me laugh so hard! I haven't heard some of these for so long ( been living in US) that the hilarity of them hits me even harder. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, I guess.
In Germany, we don’t say: „Sorry, I didn't quite understand your last sentence, could you please repeat it again?“
We say: ✨ *“Hä?“* ✨
And cultured people respond to this "Das heißt nicht "Hä?" .. das heißt "WAAAS?!""
I moved to germany about a year ago: how have you captured so much of my experience in a 6 second format?
Get him his Lederhosen. He has adapted German Humor. He is worthy.
We dont wear that
@@antispiral5098 Eigentlich schon? Zum Beispiel hier in Bayern kann man eigentlich immer Tracht tragen, wenn man will…
Lederhosen are not typical for "Germans" they are tradition of the Bavarians. Which is also quite separated from the normal Germans by state and Law, ect. Not every American is a Honky Tonky Yehaa Cowboy with a ranch and hat. ;)
@@The_Engineer_Guy you can't convince me otherwise, jeremy Clarkson said so :D
*Thor storms in *: WORTHY! WORTHY🎉🎉
Ich finde "Geht schon" so großartig... Du bringst es immer wieder auf den Punkt und man ertappt sich selber immer wieder 😂😂😂 Was wir hier zu Hause oder auf Arbeit schon über deine Clips gelacht haben... ❤🎉
About the Car door, in eastern germany we say: "Das ist kein Trabbi!"
Es ist immer
*klatsch auf den Oberschenkel* "SO"
Hüstel....
...so mache ich es auch immer! 😂
In Germany we dont say:
"Sorry, i dont know the Answer of your Question"
We say:
"Kommt drauf an ..."
If you are a lawyer…
It depends...
Szczerze? Płakaliśmy z mężem ze śmiechu! To najlepsza komedia o Niemcach! Po czym stwierdziliśmy, że my Polacy jesteśmy tacy podobni do nich....i przestaliśmy się śmiać. Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
i recommend "polnische handwerker " polish craftsmen
As a born German I can confirm, that all this is true!🤣 All these got me so hard, this is hilarious!
As a german I can confirm that every single one is 100% true
yes, but even more for males
🤣 Ich finde das wunderbar unterhaltsam🇩🇪. Einen schönen Abend wünsche ich allen hier.😇
nabend....................
We say: Passt, weiter machen!
It’s amazing how your entire personality changes between the accents 😂 Like I totally believe you are two completely different people 😂
some of these are actually gold
Passt schon , geht schon 😂 „Für Nachtisch is immer Platz „ Ganz mein Motto
Das ist der Dessertmagen 😂
in germany we don't say: "oh, it's already 6am and we've been blasting music all night long", we say "Es ist 22 Uhr, Ruhezeit, schluss mit der Musik."
But some of us say: "Nein Mann, ich will noch nicht gehn. Ich will noch'n bisschen tanzen."
"Zapfenstreich!"
Oder "Feierabend!"
I love living in Germany i find it cute that they supress the emotions 😃 I guess unknowingly they hate to show vulnerability.
That "Morgen" greeting you get is full of meaning and warmth. You just have to see it.
Dude I'm studying German and this is one of material that i need 😌
Yes, might help a lot. We are not impolite. We are frugal in expression and emotions. We know life.
well, what you learn here is colloquial German. nothing you should ever put in writing.
@@NICEFINENEWROBOT i kind of relate with German culture since people knew me to rarely smile in the public so people assume me for being rude but I think it is weird to smile without any reason. I usually greet people with straight face
@@pinkyboy8576 Yet it is better to learn an easy way to meet and greet people, and you will love it. Only be genune.
@@NICEFINENEWROBOT introverts ?
Love how the joke with the train was about how bad Deutsche Bahn is and not how on point our trains are. On that you can see he's becoming a real german
German trains used to be on point and our neighbor countries used to point that out and then got better and we got worse and that is where we are today
@@terrapax8554 yeah because we've let our infrastucture go to waste. Truly sad
You keep nailing it! So well observed! My English husband keeps commiserating with you! 🤣
In Germany, we don’t say: „Wait, really!? I never thought this was possible!“
We say: ✨ „Echt?“✨
echt jezz? neh ne?
As a German i can confirm this.
It's so true. My mother in law said we would do a "Spaziergang" (mind you, my brother in law was there with his 9month old son, so I thought it would really be a Spaziergang!). I dressed accordingly, with a normal coat and normal street boots. We ended up hiking up 400m and down 400m, in 4 hours.
800m in 4 hours, you must be a snail
@@NoAlias_ 800m altitude difference, not length of way.
I wonder now, what actually causes people in Germany to actually embrace these traditions. I see some similarities to culture in Poland, but I wonder what actually caused it. Why some people are obsessed with fitness, effectiveness and playing tough person, while they seem like they want to escape other people completely? For me it seems like some kind of mental trauma from living in this society, because as I grew older in Poland I observed how communities worked in 2000s in smaller city and it all seemed to be more cooperative, relaxed, but today as I moved to bigger city it all seems so competitive, stressed and depressed. I tend to believe that source of this is just capitalism, which incentivizes being "efficient", because if people can be happier with less, then why should we destroy environment just to sustain luxurious lifestyle of small group of rich people that don't want make it sustainable?
Ein "Normalgeher" (this word exists) should make 300-400 m elevation gain per hour. You must be a snail.
@@adiq94 Well there are alot of points, but the overall conclusion isnt that easy, everyone is diffrent. There are to many topics there to sum it all up.
While yes there are some stereotypes for every culture, those arent a 100% fit for everyone.
There is a huge diffrent living in a city or a small town, i prefer living here in a small town, i know most people, most people know me. On the flipside, the 3 years i lived in a bigger city i didnt even known the name of my neighbor.
Had six years of German in school (many years ago), but I can still make out a few words. Ich liebe diesen Kerl!!!!
Jemand fällt die Treppe runter bei Glatteis, weil er zwei Einkaufstüten trägt: "Tja, sowas kommt von sowas."
"ALLES UNTER 200 IST VERKEHRS BEHINDERUNG" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
0:31 as an Italian is comforting knowing that DB is always late like Trenitalia
as someone who's studying German this is so fun 😂 cheers from your eastern neighbour
I left Germany a really long time ago and this made me laugh so hard and reminded me that I am still German, thanks for the entertainment! lol
Same for me. I have been living in New Zealand for 30 years. This cracked me up. So accurate.
In Germany we don't say: I've missed the bus, can someone drive me to school?
We say: Der Fußbus fährt immer!
Den Spruch kenn ich nur von Fritz Meinecke , könnte sich aber als Sprichwort etablieren...
Den kannte ich noch nicht! danke!
@@alexandragraef8935 jap und den hat er selbstironisch erfunden, nachdem man ihm den Lappen wegen illegalem Autorennen abgenommen hat XD
For those wondering, “Das ist kein Panzer” translates directly to “that’s not a tank” 😂
But:"Geht's noch?!" was an alternative 😂
@@saschab.7154 wdym
Also im Osten sagt man eher: Ist doch kein Trabi... 😂
@@saschab.7154 Hab ich auch gedacht, dass das kommt ;)
As a Brit living in Germany since 2010, your videos are on point and "meet the nail on the head" 100% 🙂
"Wir sind nicht aus Zucker!" I almost died😂😂😂😂😂
liam muss einfach als Außenmenister für Deutschland arbeiten. Kann englisch und ist mit dem besten deutschen know how ausgestattet worden. Vote for Liam
we can vote but he's not crazy
Wir hatten doch schon einen Schotten als Ministerpräsident in Niedersachsen. 😊
Er kann auch besser deutsch, als unsere Außenministerin 😭
And that's exactly why I'm learning German right now! Wirklich!!!!!
Bye-Bye,
In Germany we don't say: "Man, that was painful!". We say: "Solange du noch Schmerz spürst, bist du am Leben." or "Was dich nicht umbringt, macht dich nur stärker."
I think that what I really like about his skits is that pretty much all are true or very close to it, they all genuinely make me laugh xD He really nails some things I wouldn’t even have noticed.
As a German I can confirm most of what's shown in the video xD
Especially the "So" when one needs to go haha
Willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein!!! 😂😂😂 That made my day! But seriously now: one of the things I admire most in Britain is that all surrounding british politeness! Thank you so much, Liam
"Schon etwas frisch"
So, accurate.
Also ich liebe immer noch am meisten die "Spatziergäng"
Ich liebe es 😂
Ich finde das Video so lustig! Richtig gut gemacht! 🤣
You are awesome!!! So so funny and since I have German ancestors and British ancestors I can relate and laugh!!❤❤😂
Ich erkenne mich in so vielen Sachen wieder😂😂😂😂
Dito XD
ich erkenne mich in deinem Nutzernamen wieder
You´re awesome, mate! That´s exactly what it´s like. Heard my mom´s voice in every single one of those sentences. Passt scho!
In Germany we don't say: "Yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking"
We say: "Ja muss ja"
We also don't say: "Wow, this is really delicious"
We say: "Gar nicht so schlecht"
Keiner sagt "Ja, muss ja". Das ist ja ein richtiger Schnacker :D "Muss" oder "Muss ja".
Oder wenn man sehr höflich ist: "Muss, selbst?"
"Joar"
Ich lebe noch
Actually, we say: "Kann man essen."
@@leoleone2.0 "Wie gehts dir" "Kann man essen" Wasn das für ne Logik?
@@GordonBender das war wahrscheinlich auf "Wow, this is really delicious" bezogen, nicht auf "Wie geht's dir"
I hate how much I can relate to these xD