The Man Vs Bear Question Is Peak Ragebait
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2024
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I must not rage. Ragebait is a mindkiller. Rage is the little death that brings obliteration. I will face the ragebait and allow it to pass over me and through me. And when it has passed over and around me, only I will remain
That made me CHUCKLE!!
Sigma Mindset
@@TheOneWhoAsked4373and you made me GIGGLE
@@TheOneWhoAsked4373Chuckles the Clown reference?!?!!??
The intelligence officer who controls the TikTok algorithm under the PLA Strategic Support force really earned his social credit score increase with this one
I am so detached about social media trends that I legit thought the whole "Man VS Bear" question was about which one would win in a fist fight 💀
me too man
Bro same 😂
i wish i was you bro 😭
Thought the same at first 💀
zamn, that must be why you're on the "Lessons in Meme Culture" youtube channel huh. really makes you think
Bears contain a TON of calories, bulk will go crazy!
@@waterthecoolistYFGAculture less swine
Bears are also full of parasites bigger than your entire stomach
men taste better tho imo
@@apersonontheinternet6018ayo?
He NEEDS to talk about the Watermelon river meme
People are so gullible, ragebait like this has probably existed since 10.000 BCE
I feel like the combo of using a decimal point to mark the thousands place and saying "BCE" instead of "BC" could be considered subtle rage bait.
So now I'm unsure if you're some subtle troll master, or just European. Which is an odd, American ass, thing to think if I'm being honest.
"What Frug want best, find sabertooth or man?"
"Sabertooth."
*Unintelligible Neanderthal noises.*
@thegentleduck4277 then they make cave drawings of that shit
@@VacantPsalm I'm not European, I'm from South America, and we use commas for decimals, rather than points. And the BCE is just how I got used to saying it in English because AC in Spanish is "Antes de Cristo" (before Christ) but in English mean "After Christ" so it gets mentally confusing.
“Grugette rather find saber tooth than man in woods”
Me no rage.
Me in forest with bear.
Bear no enemy.
Bear friend.
Me scared of woman in forest.
Me scared of all woman.
Bear no scary.
Bear eat fish and sleep.
Woman make loud noise.
Woman scary.
"the ladies are gonna love this" ahh comment
@@ss_hoIe "the ladies are gonna love this" ahh comment
who gave mf throg the internet?
Woman not make thrug happy
*Unga bunga noises intensify*
Ulterior motives? Bear with me, there's a great song with that name
i instantly checked if someone thought about this lmao
“Bear with me” nooooo…. That’s actually insane, also everyone knows that song
The bear hides away from me.
it totally isn't associated with some adult videos 🎅🎅🧤🧤
@@JuanTheBuanhello
“Well if it was a polar bear I might have a little trouble. But nah, I’d win.”
gojo chapter 221 reference wow
Me and the boys after learning about black bears: “we’re going hunting boys”
It's not about if you'd win against the bear, it's that a bear won't rape you or torture you. It'll either go for the kill or just ignore you. A random guy in the forest with no witnesses has the capacity to do a lot more cruel things than just kill you.
@@caldw615 but what if its patrick bateman the sigma lone wolf 🐺🐺🐺🐺
As the strongest hiker opened their domain: Polar Cap inferno, the polar bear shrunk back in fear. Then the hiker said: Stand proud you are strong.
It’s kind of messed up that bears look like that but can brutally murder you
You're falling for anti bear propaganda, they're very cuddly and you can safely hug them.
@@keatonwastakenremember, that when you cuddle the bear, you're both happy, when cuddling a man, there's a chance either of you does not enjoy it.
Forefathers, one and all...
BEAR WITNESS!!!!
98.7 % of all bear attack victims are tragedy actors.
99% of all people who have run away from bears were just 15.6 seconds away from receiving the best hug of their entire lives.
Why do you think people who have encountered bears alone in the woods and didn’t come back, don’t come back? Because bear society is just that much better than ours and the CIA knows that if they let us know how better bear world is, we’ll all leave.
These are FACTS.
If god didn’t want me to pet it then why did he give it so much fluff
This question is "would you love me if I was a worm", but on a societal scale.
"honey, would you still love me if I were a bear?"
Real
@@FleshWizard69420 "honey, would you leave me for a bear?"
At least that question was just silly and ultimately harmless.
Its pretty harsh to lable every guy on the planet as a murderous rapist, to say the least.
@@lazykirby57 It's not that every guy is, that's definitely not the case. But to a lot of people, it's not a risk worth running. I think most men are perfectly normal, it's just a chance I'd rather not take yk?
What’s funny about this whole thing is that all the people vehemently arguing about it will never actually end up in this type of situation because getting lost in the woods requires you to go outside first
exactly. Very few men or women really venture that far out into the woods. Most only go to the most popular spot in a state or national park, take their instagram photo, and go home in their prius. Those of us who DO go outside are prepared for any situation, whether it be a crazed human, or a bear, or a mountain lion.
100% of the women who answered "bear" will never set foot in a forest.
Not to mention one side never interecting with a woman.
@@ltb1345Actually, most of this was hyperbole but it was women hikers who sincerely chose bear as people who have had encounteres with both besrs and men in the woods.
You know, if you listened, women might talk to you and you can learn some stuff.
@@shwah8299 ragebait lmao
I thought this was going to be about being able to 1vs1 a bear.
Don't let it stop u u got this
Remember to livestream it, otherwise there wouldnt be any proof
i don't have tiktok and when i saw the title i immediately thought that too lol
Same
@@eusopao5926a fellow brazilian that doesnt use tiktok? You got my respect
""Would you rather be alone in a forest with a man or a bear?" i would pick bear because what if the bear is freddy fazbear and we ate pizza and wore tophats and went huor huor huor huor huor together that would be pretty cool i think"
But Freddy will kill you.
@@CreeperG0d
Not unless you wear purple or look like William Afton... I think.....
btw this comment was a tiktok in the video, i did not make it
No wonder it looks familiar lol, the person's comments were filled with angry red pillers and the whole interaction was hilarious@@anidiot8438
Woman here, especially if it's Glamrock Freddy and chances that Glamrock Freddy has a man chasing after him that screams at the top of his lungs "FREDDYYYY!!"
So bear all the way because he might attract a man who is most likely to be your childhood UA-camr 🫵🏼
Funny thing is I'm pretty sure most of the people they interviewed in the original video actually answered man. These type of videos usually show only the funny or stupid things people say so they get more views. I mean, imagine if they showed the people who answered man? It wouldn't be nearly as relevant in the internet right now.
Is there any proof of that?
It's been proven that people engage more with things they feel negative about than positive. Ragebaiting is the virality meta.
Putting words in women’s mouths. Women can never catch a break.
@@Bobo12300pretty much every channel of that kind does it, like the ones picking out the stupid answers to market a video as something like '[this type of people] are stupid'
@@Bobo12300it's TikTok of course it is cherry picked for views and comments.
little did they know, the bear was just a big gay man
That's the safest creature a woman can be around.
im still pickin the bear
@@keatonwastakenAs a big gay dude, you’re completely right lol 😂
@@V4zk_ Nemo iudex in causa sua.
@@keatonwastakenYou mean like John Wayne Gacy and ChrisChan?
I live in Norway, and here we have a massive hiking culture. It would almost feel unnatural not to meet random men and women in the middle of the woods.
You get used to it faster than you’d think.
Norway also has a culture. I think the difference lies there.
@Hungabrigoo You’re not the sharpest crayon in the box, are you.
Hmmm, that does make a difference.
Like most American women, I would pick the bear, because it’s minding its own business, but if I lived in a place where a man had business being in the woods alone, it would be less concerning.
I might still pick bear, though, as hiking alone is unsafe in a suspicious way.
@cassandrabelyeu2419 I'm not sure if you have a terrible threat assessment. Or you're just a you have a negative bias against men. That line of reasoning is going to get you killed.
@@cassandrabelyeu2419 So men need chaperones now?
I know you're just ragebaiting further or you're just completely deluded. But I find the parallel very funny.
atleast the bear didnt go "har har har har har har har har har haarrr"
what do you mean "at least"?? thats a good thing!! I love hor hor!!
Fr @@goofyicerink9560
Freddie fazbear
The Man vs Bear question is my favorite ragebait because it gives the opportunity to revive the Freddy Fazbear meme
At least I got slowly torn apart by a bear while being alive for a couple of hours before death
The PLA Strategic Support force intelligence officer who controls the TikTok algorithm really earned his social credit score with this one
Intelligence officer? Nah this was Freddy Fast Bear's doing
Just ban the dammed app already, Does no one think a "skull breaker" trend sounds oddly agressive?
@@josevictorribeirolisboa7576It’s banned already.
China will grow larger
@@josevictorribeirolisboa7576 Counterpoint: banning things because people are too dumb to use them "correctly" is regarded.
If you maim yourself doing a tik tok stunt, womp womp.
Choosing to leave your daughter alone in the woods with a bear is peak ragebait
Leaving your son instead
To be fair, it was his wife's daughter not his. Which adds a whole other angle to it.
Funnily enough, if you specified a black man or a bear, they'd choose the man. This question is purely based on emotion, and no one wants to look racist.
@@Bruh_but_why but what if it was between a black man or a black bear?
@@Diamondr11Blue Even a stronger ragebait.
This is a ploy by the lizard people to replace humans with bears
Based
why would the reptoids want bears?
also, they're doing solid with the whole "heating the planet" thing. are bears going to keep the fossil fuel industry afloat?
@@andrewhooper7603 Alliances, dude
Nah, it's pushed by Big Bear to sell more bears
@@osheridan On what?
It's a close one. A man can bear arms but a bear has fuckin BEAR ARMS
I mean... One of the two is way worse and it's not the bear's arms
Yea a gun can just end you from a mile away. Bears have to get into hug range.
@@TheBananamonger The gun requires great aim to be able to do it at far distance, the bear can run towards you at car speed. Pick your poison
@@AndyTheBoizalso dont forget that bears can climb trees
@@lio5073 Kinda depends on the bear since black bears usually could climb trees easily, while brown and white bears (polar bears) cannot do it when they're fully adult
Bears don't kill a prey, they just start eating them alive. It's better to run into a mountain lion than a bear.
Humans fight back usually so they would probably try to kill or incapacitate them first.
A bear won't rape you and leave you with the burden of a traumatic pregnancy from your rapist. Bears will just act on instinct but humans are actually capable of cruelty not for any survival purpose but just for their own desires.
@@caldw615I mean, male bears do rape female bears, so...
@@caldw615okay have fun bleeding out for 24 hours while the bear rips your intestines out one bite at a time. Absolute genious . Do you know how dangerous grizzlies are? Nature is not humane, it is not capable of goodness, it does whatever it wants, do not underestimate how dangerous it is
@@caldw615Crazy how in your brain "man" is just a synonym of "rapist"
Bigot.
I'm sick of this Trend, can't bear it anymore
it must be unbearable
I can't bear to listen to this anymore
Ima be real, I thought the question was gonna be “who would win in a fight? Man or bear” and the rage bait was gonna be about men being overconfident
Same that sounds far more interesting and that famous debate will never cease to end lol. Apparently there have been two known cases of people beating a bear in a fight unarmed. It’s actually wild though the one guy had his arm down the bear’s throat and while the bear was tearing up his arm he bit into the bear’s neck and beat it to death with a stick after it passed out from blood loss. So I guess it is possible but you have to be one of the most metal people alive to pull it off with a large dose of luck
As a man I'd say I'd win in a fight against the bear if I get prep time
@@alunaticwithashotgun9840Bro is Batman
@@alunaticwithashotgun9840 ok, but the bear gets equivalent prep time
@@mal0678 Deal.
"I can take a bear in a fight. Not a grizzly bear, but like a black bear. Grab it and put it in a headlock GG"
-my shower thoughts
My toxic trait is believing I could beat up a black bear
NAH id win
Grizzly bears are actually the smallest brown bears. Did you mean black bears? Those get scared if you scream at them and almost never attack people. Grizzly bears will probably attack you if you scream at them.
Grizzly bears are brown bears bro
@@osheridanyou're actually supposed to fight them in a survival situation. "If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, say goodnight."
not rage, but "a man alone in the woods is creepy", let my dude go on his walk!
but what if he's black 😨
Not to mention, who would be walking around in woods if they were planning something mallicious?
From my experience, theres way less victims wandering around out there than tv and movies would have you believe.
Look, a bear dosen't talk and if i go to the forest it's because i don't whant to talk with people, if there is a man in the forest i don't have that guarentied
Nah, bro's scaring away all of the bears, get him outta here
Ironically, a single man alone in the woods is more suspicious than 12 men gathered in the woods, standing in a circle, chanting something in latin while dressed in monk robes.
Man vs bear? I'm pretty confident i can best a bear in unarmed hand to hand combat
What kind though? A black bear?
@@alexmason25593nah we're homies
Well duh, bears don't have hands
what if the bear gets prep time
but not a man
First we got the dogpill, now there is the bearpill
Don't forget horsepill
@@trenchcoatdoggo5185 never forget mr hands...
@@millionelectricvolts6117 RIP to the real one 😔
Women ☕️
what the fuck does this mean
All I gotta say is that some bears are absolute units in the woods so fuck that
Baldurs gate moment
@@Diamondr11Blue LMAO
Most of the bears are. Small black bears would absolutely f*ck us up if push comes to shove
You mean most bears.
Guys how about 10 Million Bears Vs The Sun
The Sun wins 9/10 times
10 million is such a scrawny number of bears in front of the Sun it’s not even a city full of bears
@@thecompanioncube4211 Then How about Billions or even trillions like the lions vs sun kinda thing
@@Zurgues 10 billion bears and 1 trillion lions vs the sun
I'd win
I’m just tired of having this divide between all communities. Because of the internet and most media nowadays it seems like everyone hates everyone else. It rarely feels like any of us get along anymore, it makes me more sad than angry..
I like how there were also different reasons for someone choosing bear. For a woman it was to be safer, and then for a guy it was just because he believed he can take it on in a fight lol
I LOVE POLARIZATION! I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THE MEDIA AND ARE TOO ANGRY TO REACH A SOLUTION!
Media isn't too angry to make a solution, the rage is 100% intended. A divided populace can't realize who stands over them
MORE DIVISION HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
JOYOUS
@@Bruh_but_why yes, that is what i wrote
@@lafenetre9733
Glad we covered this
Let me fucking pick up mushrooms in the forest in peace man...
wooooow. picking mushrooms and look who showed up. bear just randomly spawned near me. wooooow
@@charKT-7461it's time for sharing mushrooms I guess
I know someone said that people in developed country will make their own problem bcoz they dont need to worry about anything, but to this degree?
just bear with the man
@@godassasin8097 oh deer
I think you overestimate to what degree these tiktok videos are a "problem". Nobody talks about this stuff outside of a small circle of very online people.
@@catalystcorp ragebait problem using most effective tactic available. Man bad, animal good said women.
@@proudtobeadisliker9374 Ok, those guys are assholes
Man vs bear ? Anything is possible with enough prep time.
Only if Batman’s parents had prep time..
@@thecompanioncube4211 that's why batman always prepares
Batman mindset
The bear gets prep time too.
@@leonleonidiswell sh**
Hell yeah women think I’m more terrifying than a bear 💪
😏
"who would you rather be alone in the woods with" is a totally different question than "who would you rather come across alone in the woods"
I've read enough myths and legends to know "random woman in the forest" is probably more dangerous than a bear.
We should ask the bears if they'd rather encounter a strange man or woman.
Fair, random secluded area in the woods is a prime location for an evil witch with a house made of candy
Most those myths can be summed up with “Stop following strangers into the woods, especially strange women”.
“Leave random strangers in the woods alone unless they ask for help, and look around you even then.”
The only problem is that men still follow strange women, whether we like it or not.
I’m sure women have used this to set up muggings, ambushes, and death traps before.
Men need to figure out who’s following random women, and stop him.
Those are just creepy legends of ghost women in the woods.
@KamOffline At least witches studied for their damn powers.
Warlocks just suck eldritch dick and get handed power.
Of course, everyone's better than those damn sorcerer nepo babies
@@CreeperG0d I mean, they can only lead you to run over a cliff if you’re dashing headlong through dangerous terrain after a stranger in the woods.
In many versions, she’s barefoot, never makes a sound, or both.
So many signs not to run after this thing.
Baldur's gate 3:
When the man and bear are the same person:
@@Laurzure now we just need the pig
@@FleshWizard69420gotta call Al Gore on this one
This is the most "I made this to prove a point, and your response on that proves it better" thing I ever saw on social media.
The point being? That men are starting to get done with the treatment they are receiving and how misandrist the society has become?
It's a hypothetical rational question that women answered with emotion and feelings. It proves a point all right, but not the one they think.
"the fact you're getting angry about me being sexist proves my point" How? Your point doesn't seem all that smart...
you're right
@@ltb1345 Not sure why you think its emotional, its a pretty rational answer
Me realizing that women are more scared of me than a bear (we are so back)
Rage bait is the perfect description. Fellas: we win by just ignoring this
So LIMC lost it three times already. Every time he was behaving like this was the worst thing on the planet.
@@drax065 You're not making sense here
It's not a rage bait it's just another Tuesday in America when people fight about stupid shit
Forest man and bear chilling
Do I look like I give a flying f***?
Bing Chilling
I just realized people who look at this comment think I’m just being rude to you lol
Its not fair that only women get to pick the bear i want a bear frien too
In a forest I'd take my chances with a bear than with a woman
Boo! 😈
To be fair, men think all the time about how to beat a bear in a fight, so we're already pretty prepared.
@@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish you could absolutely 110% win a fight against a bear! Go into the woods and find one to prove it! And stream it!
The bear would have the decency to finish you within the day.
This is why women prefer those over that
I just wouldn’t want to find a human when im walking in the woods alone
You're right, Playable Vergil from Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition.
you would be fine ive seen what you do in MVC3 to people
There's no better sign of a trail being safe than other humans being on it.
@@ileutur6863 Exactly, if you don't see others then you are probably lost.
@@ileutur6863 yeah seeing a random creepy man in the middle of nowhere is way better than a bear
I've taken the bait hook, line, and sinker, because it's ridiculous that anyone who choose bear
Past victims & vomen who live in fear would pick. That's as far as I know.
@@DonManuelConLeonsJacket And they are absolutely dumb. What's are they going to choose a Tiger over a man next?
I more and more feel like Twitter is even more of a harm to society then Tick-tock
Allways has been
both are at the same level tbh
@@sapato37 on short term it's twitter, brain rotting the current users even further. On long term, tik tok completely melts the brains of the new gen, take it as you like 😮💨
You mean X, The Everything App.
@@sapato37One is a direct national security risk, the other is a direct social risk.
I blame tumblr.
I will finally understand what's up with the bear and man drama
0:29 Ah Ah, HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE NAME IF THE SONG
Assuming that the people being asked know about the species in their area, they could be safer with a bear based of off their location seeming to be New York because of there only being black bears semi close to NYC
If you found a man just in the woods he's either
A: camping
B: hunting
C: both
Or even D: smoking the good green.
I know id be A and D
Or hunting for yeti or ghosts, that's what DarkMythHunter would do when being alone in the forest.
There was literally a serial killer called the National Forest Killer.
@@InvictusByz
How common do you think serial killers are?
@@InvictusByz if it was common, he wouldn't be considered unique enough to get such a nickname
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Rare enough that I probably won’t be killed by one, common enough that someone I knew was literally killed by the National Forest Killer. So…
Wow this is one of the few times I’ve actually been introduced to meme by this channel, thanks.
This whole situation screams emotional unintelligence
But is it a brown bear? Black bear? Grizzly bear? Black bears are pretty chill long as you stay away from their young and don’t have a picnic basket!
It's fozzy bear
But what kind of man is it? Is he Black, Asian? A Jew?
...A trans man?
I did a bit of research and most of the black bear attacks seem to be predatory in nature.
There seems to be ~a death per year in North America.
In fact most bears leave when they hear/smell a human coming so if you do meet one then it stayed knowing you're approaching which increases the odds of an attack. It could also be a sloth bear who are known for being absolute lunatics and genuine attack basically everything in their sight, if you meet one it will do it's best to rip your guts out even if you're twice it's size because it's a fucking sloth bear
There's the phrase "If its brown get down, if its black fight back." I'd rather run into a black bear as all you'd have to do is scream your head off at it.
What if BEAR WITH ME your stuck in a peculiar situation with a bear and the only way to get help is by sending an encrypted message now BEAR WITH ME in this hypothetical situation, BEAR WITH ME, what would you do?
I'm sorry, it's you're
I know what’s really going on here, it’s not that women are more afraid of the man but rather it’s the human nature to 1v1 a bear and confidently say you would win.
The hypothetical question & the morbid simplicity of it is geared towards vomen tho. This just perpetuates the same bs generalization that make vomen irrationally afraid of men, & encourages men to be afraid of vomen.
Easy, befriend the bear after you beat it in a brawl
That’s the only way to earn their respect. Source: am Russian
Then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese
tf are you thinking you aint goku dumbass lmao grow a fucking spine.
See... Nobody panics when things go "according to plan". If tomorrow I say "a woman walking alone at night will cross the street when she sees a man approaching"- nobody bats an eye. But when I say "if I'm walking the streets alone at night I'll cross the street when I see a black man approaching"- well then everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS!- Heath Ledger as the Jonkler in The Dark Knight
Feminists view men like cops view black people.
Y'know, you're actually onto something
Thank you for admitting that white men are effeminate & fearful. Make sure you keep crossing that street lil bro
@@cameronbigley7483 "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."
@@soggyapples1518 Very Skipidi and Fanum tax
Man vs a Bear is crazy💀
Hello ksi
@@lapangbagang587 wsp
Baldurs gate moment
i mean if people wanna pick bear then go ahead, save me the trouble of dealing with idiots lol
I was team man until I realized it completely depends on the type of bear you get. If every bear in the world was in the pool to be picked, you'd have less than a 1% chance to get a bear that would attack you on sight. 99% chance to get a bear that just runs away, you can scare off, or trick by playing dead. On top of that, most people actually survive bear attacks. Brown and Black bears have a 90%+ survival rate if you're able to get your wounds treated. Even polar bears, who most people would think is instant GG, have around a 70% survival rate.
You would've been mauled by women on Facebook or tiktok for saying that.
@@Buggabones If you are alone in the woods and are attacked by a bear, chances are you are far away from help and hospitals.
these women is only saying shit because it's not a real scenario, if they actually get put in the real situation then they obviously gonna cry for a man's help 😂
this is just women version of man think they can beat a grizzly bear in a fight or when man think they can singlehandedly beat bank robbers lol
@@M4x_P0w3r I can go in my backyard and be alone in the woods, it doesnt say where in the woods, what if its the woods behind a hospital? Too many what ifs. Im mad I even put so much time into thinking about it
I just finished a serial killer documentary, so bear.
You should watch a bear documentary next.
I just finished a bear documentary, so man.
@@Hungabrigoo the guy died within hours with the bear, and according to the serial killer documentary the guy was tortured for weeks and then killed. So Still bear
@@Hungabrigoo The fact murder documentaries are worst… it easier to get r4ped, murder or even kidnapped by a random person in the middle of nowhere. Do you guys even have natural instincts ??😭😭
Go watch a bear documentary. Change your mind right quick
The Bear is a wild animal that can kill you. It does not have the capacity for higher thought and cannot be reasoned with. However, it's not guaranteed to kill you if it's not hungry or doesn't find you to be worthy prey (ie: if black, act like a monkey to scare it, and if brown chill on the ground). The Man is less likely to kill you since he does have that intellectual capacity. However, in the chance that he does kill or harm you, it could be in a more brutal way. Personally, I'd go with the man since there's always dudes just hiking that you'll run into, and most of the time they're pretty chill. If you're a woman who has had previous bad experiences with men, I would understand choosing the bear
Isn’t ragebaiting someone and then making fun of them for getting mad called “bear-baiting”?
The only thing that does get me a bit is that I go to the wood alone a lot, so the notion that just become I'm alone in the forest then its sketchy grinds my gears a bit
I love how this just evolved into bear appreciation.
Can't wait for the internet to blow up over the insightful question of
*"Would you rather have no arms or no legs?"*
No legs obviously
This is the male equivalent of "would you love me if I were a worm ".
36 seconds and no views?
Bro hasn't been given enough time to determine whether he has fallen off or risen.
Honestly, the "No views in (any number) seconds, bro fell hard" meme gets beaten like a dead horse at this point.
@@poweroffriendship2.0 Yeah honestly i just wanted to try out a slightly more creative iteration of this trend that should have died long ago.
@@Etx-z9i think you should do us a favour and delete/ edit your comment with a better one mate, would do the world good
@@muhammaddarrenputra6389 no do the world bad, automatic blinker, you feel your balls touych the groad, i do not need to spelo
I actually researched this to try to learn what the stats would be and the general gist is for bears, all the research is really on Adult humans being eaten by them. One thing I saw was that some bears are more deadly than others, and small bears might not attack a human if the human looks too big to take on. Male bears are less deadly than female bears with cubs, who will almost always kill you. Since this question is about kids, the situation would be way more grim.
I didn't know how to calculate the stats for human men offending against kids but its well less than 1%.
Basically a kid near a bear would die near 100% of the time near a mother bear defending cubs or 50-80% otherwise depending on escape routs and such, and probably like .1% in danger at most with a human man
You are largely correct.
Small bears (black bears) which are predominant across east coast north America, are generally not too bad. And are scared by size.
West coast, and northern American bears, though? You'd better prey you don't have to square up with them. Because they will literally eat you alive.
Too many falling for the rage bait under the video pointing out that it’s rage bait
When will we ever learn
We failed to learn the lesson of the pony tailed man, we can have both 😞
@@innitbruv-lascocomics9910them
It's also funny how the question is structured, a man or bear being in the woods doesn't mean they are near you, just that they are in the same region as you.
If you go trailing, you have the chance to be in the woods with a man or a bear at all times
I got ask this question I chose bear. I grew up in the hood and was almost kidnapped when I was in highschool. I was basically almost home as I could see the corner store that my grandpa goes to. All I had to do was turn left then right then I would be home. Some creepy guy in a truck was trying to get me to come closer. Luckily one of my old middle school teachers lived in the area and scared him off. So yeah I choose bear.
That is all well and good but a bear would have killed you and you could not write this.
@@Hungabrigoo why do you want to be alone in the woods with a woman you don't know. Little sus my guy. Are you sure you're not Diddy
@@black_nerdy"bears are aggressive predators"
"And that your honor is why the defendant is a rapist"
@@Hungabrigoo Most bear encounters are avoidable. you can walk backwards or play dead. Most animals usually dont attack unless its to protect their kids or for hunger. Ive run into a couple of bears its not fun its pretty scary but ive manage to get away from them with the slowly walking backwards trick.
Sounds like a skill issue to me 😂
based on how some of the interviewed women look, im sure the man wouldn’t want to run into them either
As a man I'd rather see a bear. In the 1/1000 chance that I manage to kill it I get to wear its pelt and call my self a berserker. What greater glory is there than triumphing over an impossible foe.
They think it's Paddington bear vs the Joker 😂😂
It's mind-numbing seeing them attempt to form coherent thoughts. I saw one claiming that if a man is alone in the wilderness, he's probably a sketchy person or has something to hide.
Like sister that man is a HIKER. Fisherman, hunter, mushroom enthusiast, whatever. Meanwhile all of these braindead femcels are talking about the man taking them to a secondary location, JFC, nobody asked you about the serial killer documentaries you flick the bean to lady. It's so unhinged that I can't understand why anyone is able to be that dumb
"98% of men believe they could take a bear in a fistfight"
Hell yeah, bears don't even have fists
I'd rather run into scott the woz
He does have street smarts
"Hey yall, Scott here. You're probably wondering what I'm doing in the woods in the middle of the night. Well, I've been told this is one of the best places to find a woman, so I'm gonna camp out here until life showers me with opportunity."
How much you willing to bet there's a good chunk of women who said man, but he just didn't show that footage?
Come on, I'm taking bets.
That’s always how those shows go but now that it’s a trend a lot of women are saying bear so I guess there was some truth there
Obviously. Like no shit
Likely yes, as a lot of these videos edit out that.
However, usually if you ask people and they pick man it requires follow up questions like "Do I know the man? How old are they?" etc but if you ask someone if they'd choose a woman or a bear there's less hesitation. Women aren't as threatening because there's no risk of say, being made pregnant through rape.
@@caldw615holy shit you again
@@caldw615 no, women can definitely be threatening in that scenario. as someone who's dealt with false accusations in the past - a random woman in the woods with no cameras around, and I don't know her intention? Hell to the No dawg
I think this goes into something beyond 'ragebait' sometimes I've heard referred to as 'Tardbait'. Something so ridiculous and dumb that you get sucked into correcting them.
More like man hating, theres a lot of femcels in tik tok who give "fact" about how much safer a bear is than a dude
“Tardbait” that is a good one.
@@sabersin7694yeah took me a minute to realise the name meaning
this should be the new term
the question just revealed how fashionable it is for american women to hate on men
Most violence committed against women is by men. We have a reason not to trust you.
if thats what you took away from the fact that theyd rather be slaughtered by a wild animal thn left alone with a man who could do thousands of other things idk what 2 tell you.
Finally someone gets it
@@Legoman447 A woman can do similar, they may lack the biological instrument let's call it that, but they can still rape and have raped... if it doesn't show the hatred women have for men it does show the idea that people think a female and male are totally different species... its stupid to focus on one genders bad side and only helps fuel stereotypes. Do men harm women? Yes, but women also harm women so what is your point? Statistics don't matter in a case like this because people are unpredictable, which is also the reason why so many picked bear over man because a bear is arguably more predictable and yet the question focuses on MEN and not HUMANS. Can we please stop acting like we are a different species and recognise that we are both humans? These types of hypothetical questions and other comments about mistrusting men might be seen as valid by some but by others like me I only see them as trying to separate the genders into stereotypes and even worse. Humans can be cruel, no matter man or woman, period. The issues that this question wants to address such as rape, torture and other crimes cannot be addressed by this, and in fact might never be addressed because sadly humanity will be like this, why does that mean we should put a gap between women and men ans not just mistrust ANYONE because anyone can do it to you if they really wanted to?
@@Legoman447 Yes. That's all there is to take away from people who are so afraid that they think every stranger is a potential rapist orbmurderer
Black bears are chill af , if i found a black bear in the forest we'd be homies
Now the question: Black bear or black man?
Aren't black bears aggressive?
@@LENZSTINKTNow that's a hard one.
@@LENZSTINKT It'd be chill either way .
Yeah, if I was a woman, I too would be afraid of a guy alone in the woods.
Especially if he was performing the griddy at Midnight.
Finally someone gets it, there are guys saying “what if he’s just going for a walk” like do you have any survival instincts or heard of any murder case😭😭??
@@luckygirliieyou cant be talking about survival instincts and then choose a bear over a human atleast you can put up a fighr agaisnt a human
@@edu8281 Men are naturally stronger than women. So maybe it’s not YOUR “survival instinct” but it’s ours. Yk what I used the wrong word, it’s the reality of being a women. It’s called avoiding getting r4ped or whatever by a random ass man. If the bears kills me that all it would do but you never know what a stranger can do to you
@@luckygirliie Ain't no way survival instincts would lead you to the 12 foot tall murder machine with knives for fingers.
I'd rather get jumped by multiple crackheads than throw hands with a bear
@@luckygirliie Why are YOU in the woods then
This whole debate is so funny to me because yeah no shit people will get mad when you vilify an entire gender, but on the other hand literally who cares just put your phone down. Both sides are a joke.
Lots of men literally vilify and generalize women but go off. Go to any redpill comment section and I can guarantee you’ll see “Omg women will ___ omg such cretins 🙄🙄🙄”
It's not just an online thing that goes away when you put your phone down, it's normalised sexism that has made it's way into every part of society from media to laws, that's why people are upset about casual and blatant sexism
I understand why women are afraid of us men. Statistically, women are sexually harassed and/or assaulted way more often than men. It's still a huge problem nowadays. And if you asked people 50 years ago, they wouldn't trust a random man with their children either. The whole "stranger danger" thing started because people were paranoid about creepy men in creepy vans kidnapping their children. So I can understand the fear.
That being said, it still hurts. I wish it wasn't that way. The best thing is to not take it personally and do your best to change things.
Yeah it’s definitely fair to be mad at that but I think the people being questioned were more answering in regard to the most vile of men that anyone regardless of gender should be afraid of, than just the average man who likely wouldn’t pose a threat.
Like of course you’re right that vilifying an entire group of billions is wrong, I just don’t think that’s exactly what was happening in this circumstance.
counterpoint: arguing over stupid bullshit is fun
The woods are a nice place to be.
Most people who would be there would have meditative intentions, or enjoying the forest.
Some man on the prowl, alone, is not going to the forest in search of victims.
My favorite meme out of all of this is a question asked to ChatGPT.
Legally speaking, in the man vs bear question, which is the best choice?
The bear.
All parties win.
The bear gets a full meal, the woman gets to feel like the victim, and the man doesn't get falsely accused of r*pe.
The real rage bait is that you didn’t even subtly sneak in “Ulterior Motives” in there, but in so grateful you did
I mean, for me (a not so good looking man, who has been labeled a creep by simply existing) is not so much of getting angry but rather sad and scared; as if everyone, not only women, were judging my every move and action, waiting for the slightest slip to validate their ideas and making me loose everything.
And is just so draining because at every moment i am second guessing every single interaction i have with women: "was i too friendly to that cashier? Was i not friendly enough? Did i gave that woman in the bus enough space? Did i stand too close to that little girl? Etc"
Just because you dont look good doesnt mean you are creepy. Please let a therapist analyse your behaviour. Your pure existence doesn't do that. And stop thinking so much.
@@Masanumi My dude, I had HR called upon me by a coworker who thought that I was "approaching her" when I only talked to her 2 times in person, both to ask if a particular schedule worked for her, since the only reason we interacted with each other was because *we were on the same team for a project! ALONGSIDE MULTIPLE MORE PEOPLE*
I never talked to her about ANYTHING but the project, always by email, I never interacted with her for more than 5 minutes, I never talked to her before the project started or after it was due and I STILL GOT HR ON MY ASS BECAUSE SHE FELT "INTIMIDATED" BY MY *MERE EXISTENCE*
*HOW COULD I NOT OVERTHINKING F"CKING EVERYTHING AFTER THAT?!?!?!?!*
@@Masanumi You know it's hard to not think
Honestly I’d choose bear too.
A bear in the woods in the middle of the night is natural. It’s expected honestly.
A man in the woods at night isn’t though.
fair
Pretty much what I think too. Some random stranger in the middle of the woods while I am alone? Suspiscious af. A bear? Scary for sure, but it's more expected.
The fact is suspicious doesn’t change the fact that he’s less likely to kill you than a bear. What is your rate of encountering bear vs suspicious men to find safer around bears ?
@@matheuscaneta1194 it’s more like, what is this random dude doing out in in the middle of the forest at night. That’s serial killer behavior.
A bear being in the forest is just a bear in the forest. It’s their home.
@@milkinobama8160 Even if it's more suspicious a bear can just be hungry then kill you, it doesn't matter if it's their home or not, if you do anything that they don't like, they will rip you apart and eat you alive.
What about if you run into ManBearPig?
I would be dumbfounded at such a thing existing
The bear might kill me but the man might force me to make small talk so I will absolutely choose the bear
Nice weather, isn't it?
If you meet someone, a bear or a man alone in the woods. Then you were also, in fact, alone in the woods in the first place. Suspecting something of that person is hypocritical.
Hold on, maybe this is them secretly admitting that they don't trust other people with their safety, because they don't trust themselves with their safety.
So know you’re just hypocrital for having natural instincts
I agree, self preservation is overrated af 💯
So those women believe a bear might not attack them, but that EVERY man would have some ulterior motive? I see I see
he said the thing, guys
I liked the part where he said "it's time to have ulterior motives" and had ulterior motives all over the place, truly the Man vs. Bear brawl of all time
(I'm sorry)
Maybe because bears generally are not interested in humans but also because most r4pe and murder cases are made by men? It’s called preventing..
You're counting all the sheep in disguise, caught up in a world of lies
Everyone knows that
Its not just ragebait, its what actually those kind of woman think
Its still ragebait.
the only winning move is not to play.
"bear vs man"
Why human bear fight? Why can't human bear friends?
*Russian anthem plays*
If the question was meet a woman or a bear in a forest, I would choose bear, because I'm scared of women
Thanks for making this, I was on Twitter and I was so confused with why everyone was talking about women and bears.
Imagine meeting a fucking forester, fisherman, hiker or a hunter(the non drunk kind) in the woods and being scared for your life lmao
Yes.
As a woman, a strange man alone is scary.
If he’s using the buddy system like a normal worker, it could still be dangerous, but is much less alarming, particularly if at least one other woman is around.
Nobody heads deep into the forest to operate a chainsaw, without a partner.
@@cassandrabelyeu2419 As a woman, you're in much greater danger in the cities/subways than you are in the woods. Most hunters/fisherman aren't going to do shit to you, most violent/sexual crime happens in cities and suburbs.
@@obligatoryusername7239 Because those have a higher concentration of strange men.
Women take all sorts of precautions never to be alone with a strange man in any of those places, but for our vigilance to fail us in the woods would be terrifying.
@@cassandrabelyeu2419 The woods isn't your property. Hikers and hunters go there freely, if you're that terrified of seeing a passing stranger there then you shouldn't leave your house ever.
@@obligatoryusername7239 Welcome to life as a woman.
This is why guys complain that we move in packs or herds, if they see us outside at all.