What I love is in Red Dead 2, I gave my Arthur a muttonstache and used a shotgun religiously. In one cutscene he literally says "Stop. Bullying. The boy." With a shotgun on his back with said facial hair. Arthur Morgan was a true son of Dorn in that moment.
Sentient Bagel I’m kind of worried to know that not only does boy want to be a space marine but Rogal encourages this. Knowing that the process of becoming a marine requires several surgeries without anesthetic and being flayed alive.
@@witchBoi_Connor that's what the lore say, but knowing that thoses surgeries are done on the blood circulation system, I can't see how you could do it without anesthesie, especially when you are adding a freakin heart, which mean that the largest veins will be cut, oftenly deep in the patient's body
@The Xenomorphian I've started doing this during anxiety attacks, it's really grounding cause it starts to take my mind of it and back to the glorious fuckup that is TTS
The Emperor loves all humans just because they are human that we know from lore it makes sense that he would be protecting of a defenseless and meak child by extension Dorn also being protective of Boy makes sense by the same logic.
@@nathanjora7627 vaguely reminds me of christian theology; angels are objectively better than humans in all ways, but god apparently favors humans more.
When I hear Helbrecht drinking tea I get this mental image of a pissed off astartes in power armor holding the cup with both hands a chugging like a little kid.
I just have to point out this one interaction at the end, when Helbrecht thanks Adornable and says he would ask him his name, but he "Assumes it is not yet time". Under all the shouting and hate-goblin noises, Helbrecht is still a space marine. He recognized his Primarch and understood that he will only reveal himself when the time is right. This is fucking brilliant.
For all the reasonably unreasonable-levels of blindingfuckassmad screaming and snarling and strangulated penguin rage, the polar opposite of the composed stoic Imperial Fist they're derived from, at their very core they're still the brilliant calculating astartes derived from those same I.F. astartes. Like father, like son, even if it's much to the father's dismay. ...Still shame that we'll never see any of THIS again.
Freez he is a son of dorn after all, Like Father, like Son. Or better yet the Apple does not fall far from the tree and this one got shaved by a fucking lawn mower
@Sergio Perez hahahahaha that shit fucking funny!!!!! Hahahahaha, god I wish that joke was in the fucking episode! So fucking funny. It’s a shame not as many people will see your comment due to it not being the OP. Well thought and well executed!!!
Imagine fighting a war for ten thousand years - a hundred entire lifetimes - a war in the name of a god-emperor and suddenly, without any preparation, being presented to him and he speaks to you directly. Good thing helbrecht _has_ no marbles to lose...
"I find orbital bombardment to be the most effective way of stopping dumb opinions personally. " That is like the most Warhammer 40k sentence i have ever heard be said. Well done.
When Dorn talked how it's force per square area instead of mass per square area. I thought that was his way of threatening the emperor by choking him with his fists.
I have listened to this podcast almost a dozen times and it just occurred to me after listening to it this time that Boy calling Dorn "Dadornable" is because boy literally sees him as his dad and not some mispronunciation or something.
Since TTS has confirmed that 1.) The Emperor’s soul has fractured into many self-aware splinters 2.) He can be completely unaware of where these fragments are and what they are doing 3.) These fragments are entirely capable of kinda-sorta possessing someone And 4.) His memory is at least as fractured as his soul, I would like to propose the following hypothesis: That big, schadenfreude-riddled tale that Emps told Fyodor, about how a fragment of Big E’s soul had impregnated Fyodor’s mother with him? The one that I’m assuming most of us think was just Emperor fucking with Fyodor and which Big E claims was a lie? He was actually telling the truth. A piece of his soul *DID* find its way to a human woman and impregnated her with a child that is both Big E’s son and a part of Big E. But it wasn’t Fyodor. It was Boy.
Boy is in the makings of a fine Battle Brother. Helbrecht unwittingly moved Boy's visage slightly closer to that of His Majesty, The God-Emperor of Mankind, by blinding his right eye. Boy stood fast against the pain to unceasingly serve His Majesty with his operation of the vox-caster, STILL contributing to this discourse and absorbing the knowledge of the Imperium's finer workings. Truly, Boy is a young man of strength, conviction, and loyalty to our most holy Emperor.
@@bulshock1221 The boy is blinded in one eye by the Son of Dorn as Dorn himself blinded the Emperor. As prophesied the Most Glorious Man Emperor of Mankind shall be reincarnated through this boy's flesh as he is rendered more and more into the most manly man shape of the Emperor. Next up is a son of the Archtraitor Horus removing one of this boy's hands.
@@elysiankentarchy1531 They should get Abbadon on a future voxcast, like, abduct him from the middle of a battle and have him accidentally cut off boy's arm when he arrives. I mean, think about it, Emps and Abby have a lot in common these days, what with managing endlessly-squabbling underlings and dealing with rogue elements within their domains.
@@randomguy3954 You do realize that space marines _are_ super soldiers, right? Like really _really_ strong and advanced super soldiers with almost excessive levels of genetic and physical augmentation that could crush a Spartan 2 super soldier like a body builder whose a black belt in almost every form of martial arts could crush a small child. Saying they don't count as super soldiers is like saying techpriests don't count as cyborgs despite their high levels of cybernetic augmentation. Or is like saying the Eldar don't count as arrogant, uppity, asshole space Elves with a severe and undeserved superiority complex that literally murder-fucked a god/goddess of rape into existence and ended up making themselves impotent in the process. See what I mean? It doesn't make any sense!
@@noneofyourbusiness2437 I entirely agree with you but the reply was toward some other guy who deleted the reply he/she made i think since i dont remember making my reply to that reply in the first place
@@Marinealver The Space Wolves have no Successor Chapters. Because The Wolf King took one look at the Codex Astartes and said "Plough that with a rusty boat-hook."
@@Marinealver Bite your tongue! Unless you actually wish to give that malignant anus tumor formally known as Marvel any ideas. Bad enough the canon already gives Marvel an opportunity to turn The Space Wolves, into nonbinary yiffing fury freaks.
however a lot of this information is inaccurate as several crusades in their independence work differently, for example, some revere navigators and astropaths as those closer to the Emperor or how some crusades, like the Solemnus crusade, take proper homeworlds which they protect and use as base of operations from which they launch campaigns not to mention that it makes templars look like borderline berserkers which they are not, they prefer hand to hand combat as its the way to be sure you kill your enemy but are not strangers to range combat or the use of careful planning in order to bring death to the enemies of the Emperor
I love how the Black Templar, despite all his flaws, countered the chaos with a single shout. Truly showing the power of chapter masters and captains in the field to rally people. Brilliantly done. The space marine that fights chaos is great at fighting chaos no in any manner no matter where it shows up.
God, I love the character Alfa adds to these people for something as simple as a podcast. They're all so unique and fitting, and they make for good counter conversations. Plus Dorn defending the Boy is great. He might be slow and a little out there, but he cares for the little guy
Here’s a fun drinking game. Every time Helbrect says a random “waah,” take a shot of amnesec. It’s the best kind of drinking game, because by the end of it, you’ll be dead!
"HATE your wound and it will CEASE TO EXIST!" _Now_ I know how game regeneration works and why it's so fast! The characters are just walking vessels of pure, undistilled hatred!
That wouldn't do anything, the Orks do not hate they love, they love war, they love carnage, they love battle, they love maiming, they love fighting, there is nothing but love in an Ork, that love is just expressed in murder.
"You cannot crusade with a planet. Believe me, WE HAVE TRIED THIS!" Knowing the Black Templars this does not surprise me. Can Imagine them sitting there trying to figure out how to strap some engines to a small moon or Terra itself.
Who needs angry meme marines when you've got [BLACK TEMPLARS]. Of course, this is only covering the Black Templars Codex from 4th edition. There's loads more lore on the Black Templars nowadays, but we'll cover that some other time. The next podcast that comes whenever it's done will be covering the oldest 40k novel one can find; 'Inquisitor', nowadays revised as 'Draco', the first book in The Inquisition War series by Ian Watson, the author of screen story for Steven Spielberg's A.Y.Y.Y.Y.Y. I recommend you read it before the release just to get the full picture, and, of course, to experience first-hand the most absurd and indiscreet 40k novel ever, especially by today's standard.
Personally, in my TTS Head Canon: At some point, when the Imperial Fists were about to met Dorn, Sigismund was actually starting to panic (for some reason or another). Dorn was about to introduce himself when he noticed Sigismund was panicking. He thus did the same thing for Sigismund as he did for Helbreckt. And, in turn, Sigismund says the following: "Thank you, my big friend. I would ask you for your name but....I think I already have my answer".
Hideko aristatal if one should attempt to bully, harass, or abuse the boy overlong, Lord Dad-adorable shall be coming for you with a cruise ship worth of ass beatings at the end his two...err..one fist.
I hope Boy will become Dad-adorable's next First Captain of the Imperial Fists... Right after he gets a new eye and some Gene-Seed stuffed into him for the job.
Dorn's Reactions 6:02 Ideas anyone. 11:38 The Rainbow Warriors. 11:49 Dorn's not ready for this. 13:42 Hitting a nerv. 20:07 hnhggg! 21:32 That was good cup. 22:19 Who's that talking? 26:30 Good Job. 34:12 High Numbers. 36:40 Space Boat. 38:51 Chill out, now! 42:53 Black Templar Missionaries 44:00 Cheer up. 50:10 Copy and past.
@@daltonbecker4494 true. Imagine the look on everyone's faces when Karstodes would be the first one to put himself on the line to stop Vulkan from hugging Boy.
Teacherino For Kripperinos Kripperino lol Don’t act like you’re the fucking arbiter of who can discuss what, and when. The reason here is relevant. Just because the majority of people make a mistake doesn’t make it correct.
I do want to be the one The battles always choose 'Cause inside I realize That we will never loose I sure know what's worth fighting for and why I have this urge I don't know why they fall I feel i have to purge I don't know how they got this way I know it's not alright So I'm breaking heretics I'm breaking heretics tonight
Actually he mom is actually person a perpetual named Erda she was the one who let the chaos gods spread the the emperor sons across the galaxy, she did this because she didn’t like the idea of her gene sons being used as pawns
Oh thank you. I was starting to fear that you were not going to do anymore podcasts. Manvine blessings of the Emperor to you and yours. Your efforts are honestly appreciated, at least in my home.
Interesting how we see boy answering questions even tho he had a glass shard in his eye not 10 secs ago kinda like how pain glove sessions work he's gonna be a good imperial fist
Impressions as I go along: Enjoying the red and green background. Dorn actually DID raise his voice! That Custodes had better watch his mouth because some Primarchs aren't as pathologically calm as Lord Adornable I thought pain was something Rogal Dorn valued as purifying :p Wow, the chanting of Ultramar is so warp-bendingly piercing that it spills out of the Golden Throne when the Emperor thinks about them. At the rate he's improving, Boy may become the first member of the re-founded Thousand Sons when Magnus finally gets back. The Black Templars weren't trying hard enough to crusade with a planet. I'm pretty sure Orks are getting pretty close to figuring out how. I think if Rogal gets much angrier, he's going to kick Helbrecht so hard in the codpiece that he flies out of his armor. Wow, the Custodes on the left are starting to sound a lot like Khornates. "When the galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!" Oh, and now they really are quoting Khorne directly. This is where Magnus is an asset. It's always handy to have someone around who can act not just as an arbitrator but as someone who has actually been there. It's a good thing Helbrecht doesn't Crusade much against the Dark Eldar. I can imagine them asking for more and him being very confused.
He'd certainly be good at spotting the signs, as one who had to be tricked into the service of a Chaos god through being given the idea that his father and brothers had abandoned him, after Horus had Leman Russ interpret the order to bring Magnus in for questioning as "Burn Prospero and if Magnus doesn't come quietly kill him". Far as I know if not for the Council of Nikea and the Space Wolves destroying Prospero Magnus might not have turned traitor.
Boy have some things in common with Magnus allready. Both of them knows things (for Boy that is still a work in progress to learn more tho). And both of them only have one eye left.
Thanks for catching that! Yes, he's got one eye, is inquisitive, shows intelligence when he feels like it, wants to be a Space Marine (but few Imperial citizens DON'T) and is bullied by muscular sons of the Emperor. That's some quality Thousand Sons material right there. Then again, there's someone else right in that room who is currently a bit monoptic.
Chiscringle But magnus won't remain loyalist. TTSD is going towards the events of gathering storm, and as soon as Magnus finds our Russ is back it will be the "Wrath of magnus" part.
Maybe it won't be Magnus who turns this time. Russ is pretty darned crazy and the Emperor might tell him to go investigate, followed by copious amounts of revenge. Also, even if he did, maybe Boy will be the one to bring him back yet again. Dunno, lots of room for shenanigans. You're probably right, but I wonder if maybe this will be a heresy-free moment of getting his own back.
You know, it's kinda sad that Custodisi never realized how patient the emperor was being, knowing how he could never resist speaking on how much he wanted to boink Magnus. Like... after everything, the Emperor kept giving him chances, again and again, losing his patience at times, but otherwise TRYING to be patient. However... well, look at the events of Tabletop. He never got the hint and now he's suffering for it.
I feel like Emps would never admit it (because of course he wouldn't) but Custodisi is showing the most signs of free thought and *critical thinking* a Custodian has had yet. Kitten grew rather quickly out of his Hyper Cheerful Automaton :D form from Season 1, and Custodisi is actually demonstrating the ability to think for himself and point out contradiction even moreso. It's when he demonstrates lust for Magnus that Emps draws the line, partially because it's a risk of invoking Slan-levels of Chaos, and mostly creep factor.
@@JacksonJinn the fact that he actually learned to respect boundaries after Magnus didn't show interest kinda proves that he is a massively fast learner
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Indeed. But to be fair. They all do have almost perfect memory (when they want to) and he seems to keep that part on constantly
Dear occupants of the Imperial place. Recently I learned that, after being bound to the Golden throne, the God-Emperor was sustained by being force-fed the souls of one thousand psykers daily. My question is as follows: If pouring 1000 souls into the throne is enough to keep the Emperor on the brink of death, then what would happen if you were to increase the dosage by tenfold, or one hundred-fold? Would the Emperor have the strength to more actively participate in worldly affairs? Would his condition begin improving? Would he spray out warp storms like a fire hose? Would he pop like an over-inflated balloon? I can only assume that somebody had thought to investigate this idea at some point over the past ten millennia, and I look forward to being enlightened as to why this approach wasn't taken. Anonymously yours, Alpharius Omegon.
@@birb125 Honestly in this universe if you had a small family and one of your kids was being taken in by the Emperor full time you would celebrate. Most folks would be happy that their child would get that. I also think they mentioned that in one of the specials that his family will be cared for too.
Imagine if when the emperor told Helbrecht to calm down his face began to slowly unravel until he had a face that makes the blood angels and pretty marines jealous. Would be a surprise if all Black Templars look amazing so they are constantly angry to cover it.
1:01:01 I like how for all his jerkassery Karstodes is probably one of the more moral people in the room since he is the only one who actually tried to prevent Wamuudes from bombing the civilians
It's interesting how Karstodes is introduced as the asshole ringleader of the pillar Custodes, but over time it's revealed that he's the sensible one of the bunch whose actually willing to learn, grow, and improve while his 2 friends are the bad influences and not really lead by him as one would assume.
Yeah, I don’t why he not telling them about their gene mom. Other then the fact that she let the chaos gods spread them across the galaxy because like the idea of her own sons being used as weapons. Yeah I might actually
@@Time.slinger_ erda Thinks her children being used as weapons of war is evil Also erda Lets the literal forces of hell kidnap her children and corrupt 9 of them despite knowing how horrifying chaos is.
I am very intrigued by the character of the bottom right Custodes (The one who bullied Kitten for Vlka Fenryka info aka Sir Eggpant). Throughout the series I've disliked him in the sense that he acts like a hypocrite brown noser calling other brown nosers out when they do the same, and because of his unquestionable loyalty to the Emperor's opinions on anything at any given time. He also casually dismissed and regarded the normal humanity in condescending fashions unless when ordered to protect them (way back in Season one for example when confronting the inqusitors burning shit down and harrassing the people). However, my headcanon is that these questionable qualities are just a front, a public mask. Several moments in this podcast show interesting positives about Sir Eggplant - in the beginning of this podcast, he was the one to call the other two Custodes out on their orders of bombing the fuck out of the rebel populace for having opinions, underlining how they should've 'asked' the rebels to "stop having opinions first". In the same exchange he also seems to emulate Leman Russ' own view on the matter in how there is a difference between pressing a button with your forehead and personal, honest approach to the enemy/problem, or as Sir Egglant put it: "At least have the decency to whip out your halberds". Second point in the podcast is when the other two Custodes (The ones who entered the Black Library/met Cegorach, which is very important to note) started to go batshit. The top left one voiced by Alfabusa going way overboard in calling out Emp's hypocrisy (c'mon now, we KNOW he is a hypocrite, but what that custodes is saying is borderline treason) and the greasy meaty Custodes on the left bottom having a hard-on for killing normal people, getting way too excited over it on words to just be words alone (unlike Sir Eggplant). Anyway, Sir Eggplant was the only one to remain sane in the chaos of LOUD YELLING that ensured, laying down the "You're supposed to be a Custodian Guard!" on the first, and "I am TRYING to save your dumb family, Boy, and you're distracting me!" in regards to the murderboner of the second. To wrap it up, I think the two custodes who went into the BL are getting really, really questionable ever since they got out of it; I'm not saying Chaos because that's too easy and also bland at this point, but I think having seen the knowledge of the meta within the BL's halls have really loosened their screws with some sort of 'knowledge-based cynical nihilism' or something, like realizing everything they breathed and lived for, that being the Emperor and to a lesser extend the Imperium, is but a speck on the bigger picture of the universe, and/or a lie. That or Cegorach is just fucking with them. As for Sir Egglant, I am calling his brownoser condescending behavior as simply behavior on words. He shittalks Boy and every other 'normal human' because he perfectly can - he is superior to them by default. However, when shit really hits the fan, when it comes to actions and not words, Sir Egglant is very hesistant towards supporting mistreatment or slaughter of the 'normal' Mankind and tries to defend them instead. In a way, Sir Egglant is very much like the Emperor whom he brown-noses to - he is harsh on words and doesn't particulary care about the individual feelings of X or Y normal Man or Woman, however he feels inclined to protect normal Humanity as a collective. Which is ironic, considering Emps did more than simply protect it, infact one could argue Humanity could be better off without Emps ever showing up, but also considering Custodes don't have any particular ideology towards normal mankind to begin with, they simply serve the Emperor and emperor alone as their Warlord (from Unification Wars forward) and master. Tl;dr Sir Egglant will speak to you like you're trash but he will protecc you if other superior beings decide to come and kill/rape/exploit you for no real reason. He a tsundere to normals.
Something to note on Karzstodies is that in the previous Podcast with Uriah, Sir Eggplant here immediately jumped to defend the Space Wolf's actions in Liberating a planet full of citizens being stuffed in concentration camps for suspected heresy... Well, until Uriah started to agree with him. then it was sorta turned into a situation like Helbrecht had with the Necrons approving of his mass slaughter of xenos. Still, He spoke up to defend the liberation of civilians being tourtured unjustly, even when the Greasy Whamstodies was going all "who cares if one planet's population gets treated badly."
Ironic, considering that the character that hes based on is a ruthless and blood thirsty psychopath. He didnt hesitate to murder his own people when they tried to get in his way. Then again, just given his personality, if he was tasked with defending a being like the Emperor, he would be the one who takes his job most seriously and does the utmost to fulfill it the way he feels his master would intend. In other words, if he considers you a friend, your great, if he doesnt, god logic whatever belief system you ascribe to help you
Ah, the Black Templars; the middle child of Dorn's progeny; always picked on by their Imperial Fist big brothers for trying to be dad's favorite, but they stand up for their baby brothers in the Celestial Lions and give them "tough love".
Aequitas reason why black Templars love celestial lions cause the celestial Lions spoke against the Inquisition and has such the Inquisition tried to destroy them by sending there chapter on a death mission the celestial Lions fought to there last man all of these combined and celestial lions goal of keeping humanity safe no matter what is everything black templars love so they could not refuse such a pure chapter and let it die so they killed everything to save them no matter the cost and are right now helping them rebuild giving them ships and even protecting them say what you want black templars are at least loyal when you earn there trust
@@OrificeHorus Few are recruited nowadays into the glorious army of the imperium, but they do exist yes... unfortunately lot of them seem to... _distract_ the other infantryman and numerous fornication orgies have had to been put to stop and shot.
The fact that it was Boy who finally got Dadornable to interact with Helbrecht in a way that wasn't angry so that he could help his son speaks volumes,
The only series podcast i can hear without getting bored, nice job Alfa. Also, here's hoping boy gets a new eye or a reward, he handled pain phenomenaly.
Just that's a feat worth being recruited for, but bear in mind this was -THE- High Marshal of the Black Templars at that. Boy should -definately- be brought in by Dadorable to the Imperial Fists.
He’s Dorn’s bastard son, born from a whirlwind love affair conducted during a moment of weakness a few years before the emperor received his Text-to-speech device. He lavishes affection on him because he realizes this, and defends him so faithfully because he can see his younger self in him.
Vox Marines: Supported by Factory Ships and Mining fleets, and three fleets of IG. They carry sniper rifles with lazguns taped to the end for targeting purposes :D And let the IG dump artillery munitions to obiliterate foes :D Because why shoot them yourself when you can use the IG for their main purpose. And anything that survives gets Powerfisted. Or DreadClawed.
I have question for Rogal Dorn: Dear Rogal Dorn, when are you going to Adopt Boy? You are clearly very fond of him. Also, I know it might have being a bit uncomfortable for you to meet the High Marshall but think about the positive results, I hope you find the strength to talk to them one day and take care.
The best time for Dorn to do this would be during their “Feast of Blades.” The inter-Chapter sword competition the Imperial Fists host every 100 sTy(standard Terran years). All successor chapters will be represented and even some from other chapters by special invite. Example; a Raven Guard was invited as his skill with a sword was so renown.
I love how you subtly show how chaos corruption work Bruva. At first I was surprisingly happy to see Warmuudes and Custodisi questioning the emperor, and I was laughing like an idiot seeing Karstodes being turned in such a ridiculous person through the last podcast. But this time, not only Warmuudes and Custodisi were much more agressive, harboring harsh feelings for no reason to really trigger it, but Karstodes' sentence is actually... really correct. They are not supposed to be like that, something was seriously off, the "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A CUSTODIAN GUARD !" has such an impact, it's like if something extremely important and evident reappeared in front of us. Yes, they are not supposed to be like that, they are members of the Adeptus motherfucking Custodes, and even further, the emperor's own companions, they can be sometimes critics of his work but being straight up hostile to him or having such change of personality is completly off. And the last episodes managed to make me forget that ! That's insane ! It's like I was completly oblivious to a part of what was happening in front of my eyes. I think you just wrote down one of the best exemple of how chaos can be very sneaky and subtle when it comes to corrupt you, especially when at the base it come from good feelings. I fucking love how you and all the peoples helping who you write this shit got such talents that it give us such subtle feelings that are really not easy to make appear in any kind of story. Awesome work !
Saphirone I wonder if it has to do with Warmuudes and Custodisi entering the broken webway gate to reach the black library? Wasn’t Emp’s gate infested with daemons after Magnus broke it’s walls? Was that what the red and green background was supposed to represent?
I wonder which Koas god they are falling towards. Karstodes sounds really angry and aggressive all the time, so probably the great Chainaxe-man. The red guy likes snarking a lot and has a lot of mannerisms that remind me of a certain space-mollusk. The purple guy is often lecherous (but then they all are). He also likes purging from space a lot. Not sure about Adornable. He's more angry than usual, but then they are hitting him in a sore spot this episode. He does seem to be in a sort of daddy role to the boy and his marines (dissapointed dad for the BT). Boy seems awfully knowledgable all of a sudden.
Sir Eggplant: "Lookie here, I found the survey!" *Proceeds to read from survey* *Later* Emps: "Did you learn to read in the interim since the last voxcast and this one?" Sir Eggplant: "No, my Emperor, I did not." Either the list was made almost entirely of pictures, or he can actually read, but is too stupid to realize it.
Perhaps he can read names and such but is completely incompetent at everything else involving the written word? Like how most people can write their name in cursive and the can read other's signatures, but they can't do much else?
Don't mind me, just leaving a comment thanking Alfabusa for giving us this work of passion. The mock podcasts like this one is what I regularly use as background noise when trying to sleep or while playing videogames. It isn't just a happy little thing full of memes, these podcasts actually pose questions that really make you think about the world we live in today.
Another podcast, another thumb's up. This is my absolute favorite thing that you do on this channel. I know that you put a lot of hard work into editing videos and have a deeper pride for them, but as a writer and a regular podcast/audiobook consumer these uploads are always going to get my top support.
After rewatching this and listening carefully during the big fight I heard rogal say something along the lines of "I will not allow any more verbal abuse of my boy" and I find that so great that rogal has basically adopted boy, and his anger in the Inquisitor voxcast is so much better
.....Why exactly did the Black Templar sound like an angry baby with marbles in his throat while throwing a tantrum? That just seems so wrong.
Ever listened to the Helsreach audiobook?
Or watched the Helsreach animation on UA-cam?
Therein lies your answer.
I shall pin this so all will know.
because angery ruined his troat.
Welp, now I can never see him the same way ever again.
.....I freakin *LOVE* this keep up the good work!
Cause he's cool
No you can't ban Sanguinala
PUNISHED BOY
A FALLEN LEGEND
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE
JUST TO SUFFER
I don't know why, but I feel immense joy whenever I see you in a YT comment section.
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FINISH THE REVIEWS OF DoW II !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STANDING! ON THE EDGE! OF TERRRRAAAAAA!
"STOP BULLYING THE BOY"
Rogal Dorn, son of the emperor, primarch of the imperial fists and praetorian of terra.
What I love is in Red Dead 2, I gave my Arthur a muttonstache and used a shotgun religiously.
In one cutscene he literally says "Stop. Bullying. The boy." With a shotgun on his back with said facial hair.
Arthur Morgan was a true son of Dorn in that moment.
He is fortifying the Boy!
Where did shotgun come from
@@ДжексонДиринг shutgon*
*HIS FACE IS HIS SHIELD*
21:55
*"Boy.*
*Never say never."*
Lord Adornable is the best Primarch of all time.
Sentient Bagel I’m kind of worried to know that not only does boy want to be a space marine but Rogal encourages this. Knowing that the process of becoming a marine requires several surgeries without anesthetic and being flayed alive.
It'd be a better existence than standing around holding a vox haler, breathing an atmosphere more smog-choked than Beijing.
Considering Boy's Severe Anxiety I don't think he can last through the Psychic torture :v
@@witchBoi_Connor that's what the lore say, but knowing that thoses surgeries are done on the blood circulation system, I can't see how you could do it without anesthesie, especially when you are adding a freakin heart, which mean that the largest veins will be cut, oftenly deep in the patient's body
WAH
"I AM CRUSADING INWARDLY"
"definitely having a breakdown"
@The Xenomorphian I've started doing this during anxiety attacks, it's really grounding cause it starts to take my mind of it and back to the glorious fuckup that is TTS
It's like a midlife crisis
[boy noise]
Seriously, someone needs to give Nostalgia an award for the sheer cuteness that is Boy.
Duttle yes
I hope Boy gets a cybernetic eye next time so he matches the Big E. Or mirrors I suppose, Boy lost his right and the Emperor his left eye.
To be fair Emperor just has to look at the boy to cure his eye.
New theory: Big E will soon expire, but his spirit will transfer into the body of Boy, returning as The Boy-Emperor of Mankind.
@@GrenzRell *PRAISE THE BOY-EMPEROR*
I love how the Emporer and Dorn are actually a bit protective when it comes to the boy
Emps js Like "please don't hurt him, I named him so he is my son"
While dorn is like"I will not lose another brother..."*grumbles with fury*
Edit:lose
The Emperor loves all humans just because they are human that we know from lore it makes sense that he would be protecting of a defenseless and meak child by extension Dorn also being protective of Boy makes sense by the same logic.
Jack Roberts it’s not like he hasn’t a special liking to boy though.
I mean, he isn’t nearly as kind with some of his custodes as he is with Boy.
Make sense, considering the Black Templar's creation and their philosophy stems from Sigismund's shame of Doen's fury of his failures
@@nathanjora7627 vaguely reminds me of christian theology; angels are objectively better than humans in all ways, but god apparently favors humans more.
When I hear Helbrecht drinking tea I get this mental image of a pissed off astartes in power armor holding the cup with both hands a chugging like a little kid.
Necroticus Complaining why his seat isn’t harder. Lol
A kid that hears voices in his head that tell him to purge everything
I just imagine him violently shaking so much that the cup spills a little even as he sips it
I just imagine him vibrating in incandescent fury while attempting to do so
Same
I just have to point out this one interaction at the end, when Helbrecht thanks Adornable and says he would ask him his name, but he "Assumes it is not yet time".
Under all the shouting and hate-goblin noises, Helbrecht is still a space marine. He recognized his Primarch and understood that he will only reveal himself when the time is right.
This is fucking brilliant.
Shame isn't it becuase we would never see this pay off.
@@GameLover45408 😭
@@GameLover45408 maybe, in ten thousand years, we will
For all the reasonably unreasonable-levels of blindingfuckassmad screaming and snarling and strangulated penguin rage, the polar opposite of the composed stoic Imperial Fist they're derived from, at their very core they're still the brilliant calculating astartes derived from those same I.F. astartes. Like father, like son, even if it's much to the father's dismay.
...Still shame that we'll never see any of THIS again.
@@jessegd6306 Fucking GWs and their fucking greed, fucking no tolerance policy; fucking fun vampires.
8:39 Emps: 'Having an impressive service record with public relations-'
I can hear Magnus laughing from here.
To be fair there's 50000 years of unknown records only Big E knows.
And some he doesn't know thanks to his mind fracturing so much on the throne.
Shit, that's what that was? Here I was thinking Cegorach was nearby.
I find Helbrecht's lack of comprehension of metaphors *just like Lord Adorable* is one of the best stealth jokes in this.
Freez he is a son of dorn after all, Like Father, like Son. Or better yet the Apple does not fall far from the tree and this one got shaved by a fucking lawn mower
Well, the Emperor does call him a mini-Rogal.
Yeah he does Rogal's "No." too.
@@SergioTheSurge tell the truth, did you get that Joke from Jeff Dunham?
@Sergio Perez hahahahaha that shit fucking funny!!!!! Hahahahaha, god I wish that joke was in the fucking episode! So fucking funny. It’s a shame not as many people will see your comment due to it not being the OP. Well thought and well executed!!!
Helbrecht: “YOU CANNOT CRUSADE WITH A PLANET”
Necron: *laughs in World Engine*
Orks: *laughs in rok*
@@elizataylor1726 The Beast: *Laughs in Attack Moon*
Eldar: *Condescending laugh in Craftworld*
Choas: laughs in daemon worlds.
Astral Knights: Rams in absolute badass-ness-ess
Imagine fighting a war for ten thousand years - a hundred entire lifetimes - a war in the name of a god-emperor and suddenly, without any preparation, being presented to him and he speaks to you directly. Good thing helbrecht _has_ no marbles to lose...
helbrecht's inner monologue: ............this is fine..................AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@@cjmarion6350 hah
The marbles left his head and went to the throat.
"MY HEAD IS HERESY"
-High Marshal Helbrecht, 998.M41
I would by that shirt
LOATHE THE HAIRLESS HEAD FOR IT IS IMPURE
"I AM CRUSADING INWARDLY! " High Marshal Helbrecht 998.M41, after receiving news that his actions pleased a Xeno, colorized
Watching Helsreach after this is pretty funny.
Most of the traitor primarchs were baldies.
"I find orbital bombardment to be the most effective way of stopping dumb opinions personally. "
That is like the most Warhammer 40k sentence i have ever heard be said. Well done.
I can actually see this being linked to as an official quote from an Inquisitor in one of the little flavour text boxes they have in codexes.
That or the part about when there would finally be enough Dakka.
we should apply that to the real world.
Wouldn’t exterminatus be better
Did someone say JOINING CHAOS? UH OOOO!
When Dorn talked how it's force per square area instead of mass per square area. I thought that was his way of threatening the emperor by choking him with his fists.
I think the Emperor probably finds being confronted with evidence he was genuinely wrong about something to be more threatening than strangulation.
"Harder daddy"
"I was there the day that Dadornable fell"-Boy
How do you choke a skeleton?
@@scotcheggable hard work and determination. And dorn has plenty of both
@@scotcheggable pop
Quote Rogal: "I will not allow ay more verbal abuse of my Boy!"
"My Boy"
Dadornable is the best.
Boi becoming an Imperial Fist space marine confirmed.
I have listened to this podcast almost a dozen times and it just occurred to me after listening to it this time that Boy calling Dorn "Dadornable" is because boy literally sees him as his dad and not some mispronunciation or something.
@@CardboardYorickmain Now that is wholesome
Well now we know who inherited the rare *good parent gene*
@@scootza1 Considering how Emps. treated more then half of his children, I would say that gene definitely came from Mom.
Since TTS has confirmed that
1.) The Emperor’s soul has fractured into many self-aware splinters
2.) He can be completely unaware of where these fragments are and what they are doing
3.) These fragments are entirely capable of kinda-sorta possessing someone
And 4.) His memory is at least as fractured as his soul,
I would like to propose the following hypothesis:
That big, schadenfreude-riddled tale that Emps told Fyodor, about how a fragment of Big E’s soul had impregnated Fyodor’s mother with him? The one that I’m assuming most of us think was just Emperor fucking with Fyodor and which Big E claims was a lie?
He was actually telling the truth. A piece of his soul *DID* find its way to a human woman and impregnated her with a child that is both Big E’s son and a part of Big E. But it wasn’t Fyodor.
It was Boy.
Whoa... you just broke everything... well played, my good sir. Well played...
So... the end of boy's story involves Emps eating him?
@@elysiankentarchy1531 Vore me daddy
Omg I want this theory to be true so badly
@@aeoniam8251 D I E H E R E T I C
Boy is in the makings of a fine Battle Brother. Helbrecht unwittingly moved Boy's visage slightly closer to that of His Majesty, The God-Emperor of Mankind, by blinding his right eye. Boy stood fast against the pain to unceasingly serve His Majesty with his operation of the vox-caster, STILL contributing to this discourse and absorbing the knowledge of the Imperium's finer workings. Truly, Boy is a young man of strength, conviction, and loyalty to our most holy Emperor.
Even better, Helbrecht is the High Marshal of one of the Chapters started by Dorn. Dorn was the one that cost the Emperor an eye.
@@bulshock1221 The boy is blinded in one eye by the Son of Dorn as Dorn himself blinded the Emperor. As prophesied the Most Glorious Man Emperor of Mankind shall be reincarnated through this boy's flesh as he is rendered more and more into the most manly man shape of the Emperor.
Next up is a son of the Archtraitor Horus removing one of this boy's hands.
@@elysiankentarchy1531 They should get Abbadon on a future voxcast, like, abduct him from the middle of a battle and have him accidentally cut off boy's arm when he arrives.
I mean, think about it, Emps and Abby have a lot in common these days, what with managing endlessly-squabbling underlings and dealing with rogue elements within their domains.
Elysian Kentarchy failbdon the *armless?*
@@bulshock1221 And Dorn treats Boy like his own son. And who are the sons of the Primarchs? Yep, the Space Marines.
The saddest line I've ever heard a full grown super soldier say "I WILL BE BEAUTIFUL FOR YOOOU"
@Julian Monette i dont think they count as super soldiers
Well it is for the God-Emperor so i don't blame Helbrecht
@@randomguy3954
You do realize that space marines _are_ super soldiers, right? Like really _really_ strong and advanced super soldiers with almost excessive levels of genetic and physical augmentation that could crush a Spartan 2 super soldier like a body builder whose a black belt in almost every form of martial arts could crush a small child.
Saying they don't count as super soldiers is like saying techpriests don't count as cyborgs despite their high levels of cybernetic augmentation. Or is like saying the Eldar don't count as arrogant, uppity, asshole space Elves with a severe and undeserved superiority complex that literally murder-fucked a god/goddess of rape into existence and ended up making themselves impotent in the process.
See what I mean? It doesn't make any sense!
@@noneofyourbusiness2437 I entirely agree with you but the reply was toward some other guy who deleted the reply he/she made i think since i dont remember making my reply to that reply in the first place
@@noneofyourbusiness2437 that or i was a total idiot
Boy refers to the High Marshall as "big brother hellbreak."
Because like Helbrecht, Boy is a Son of Dorn.
WOW didnt notice
Boi will be the new High Marshall of the Imperial Fists, sired by Dadornable himself
@@Abominable_Intelligenceswhat?
@@Abominable_Intelligences Hopefully the Black Templars podcast didn't give Boy an idea to join them instead of the Imperial Fists.
@@finnheisenheim8274boys got some warp power behind him, I don’t think the angry sons of door would be a good fit
every demon in Doom
"WHERE DID SHOTGUN COME FROM!?
No demon ever thinks that.
When that situation pops up, all they can think of is 'OH GOD THE DOOM SLAYER SOMEBODY SAVE ME'
PLOT TWIST; The Doom Slayer is Lord Kaldor Draigo
@@Marinealver no, he's the proto-Doom Slayer.
@@LordTyph No no, he's WRONG
See, they don't even have time to think!
They're as dead as a Kreigsman as soon as they it!
@@lunarsolstice7164 "since when were you under the impression that i was not holding a shotgun?" - captain icing or something
If I had a penny for every time I was thrown through that window, I'd have £5.63...
40K Theories but what is a penny?
40K Theories i bet you like being thrown out of window you robot chicken
40K Theories when are you going to make the “Is getting thrown out a window Remliez’s secret fetish?” Video?
Can you make a Remliez out of cyberdongs?
Is this canon to your 4 part series and will it be continued?
"you can not crusade with a planet'
Orks: Hold my snotling beer
Emperor: what?
Zach Zent Gravity whips my friend gravity whips
Not for Lack of Trying on the Black Templars tho...
Unlike the Orks, they don't have the Warp-Bullshittery that is the WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH to play with.
A moon is not a planet. It is a moon.
@@Myuutsuu85 A lot of moons in the universe are planets. More specifically those that were caught in the gravitational pull of gas giants.
Dorn: “I want to talk about the RaInBoW wArRiOrS.”
Me: he funnee
Shall we retcon them into Space Wolves Successor Chapter?
the are marching to walhalla over the rainbow bridge
@@Marinealver The Space Wolves have no Successor Chapters. Because The Wolf King took one look at the Codex Astartes and said "Plough that with a rusty boat-hook."
@@Marinealver
Bite your tongue! Unless you actually wish to give that malignant anus tumor formally known as Marvel any ideas. Bad enough the canon already gives Marvel an opportunity to turn The Space Wolves, into nonbinary yiffing fury freaks.
they are clearly 40k power rangers
Custodisi's cold fury when talking about the trial of Magnus makes a lot more sense after watching episodes 26, 27, 28 and the Tabletop Adventures.
Custodisi nearly fell from grace.
@@crouchinglibcrab9527 Oh come on, he did that thousands of years ago.
@@chiefkeef74 At least Jagatai was rational enough. Looking at fucking Leeman calls for ban of psyker marine while having a shit ton in his legion.
@@thecommentguy9380 while also in TTS is A FUCKING PSYKER HIMSELF.
*Refer to the Voxlogs.*
@@whyudoit4009 I don't think that was him using psyker abilities rather than him just taking advantage of the Immaterium's nature.
"Loathe the hairless head for it is impure!"
Alfa, you destroyed my sides
Adrian Javellana My Head is HERESY!
WHAT SCALP MYSELF??!?? OF COURSE MY EMPEROR!!!
I must say, both Helbrecht and the priest from the previous podcast are very well written. Helbrecht is actually a very believable fanatic.
The priest is also in the main series. He is played by, and based on, the guy from 40K Theories.
*WEEEEH.*
I believe he meant Uriah, not the techpriest
Богдан Поветьев "believable fanatic"
*Wehh*
however a lot of this information is inaccurate as several crusades in their independence work differently, for example, some revere navigators and astropaths as those closer to the Emperor or how some crusades, like the Solemnus crusade, take proper homeworlds which they protect and use as base of operations from which they launch campaigns
not to mention that it makes templars look like borderline berserkers which they are not, they prefer hand to hand combat as its the way to be sure you kill your enemy but are not strangers to range combat or the use of careful planning in order to bring death to the enemies of the Emperor
Glad to see that the angry marines are canon in the TTS-verse.
Yassss
@The Xenomorphian Yey
No, they’re not. It’s just another name for the Templars in the TTS-verse.
@@Mr_Bunk ur mom
@@wyom2838 ur father
I do love Dorn's voice. That man could talk me to sleep.
Need him to read me the law of the imperium, best bee time story ever
No
Every time he pops up in the Horus heresy books I can't help reading in his voice
I want him to read nursery rimes
Kratos in 41,000 ad
I love how the Black Templar, despite all his flaws, countered the chaos with a single shout. Truly showing the power of chapter masters and captains in the field to rally people. Brilliantly done. The space marine that fights chaos is great at fighting chaos no in any manner no matter where it shows up.
I found it really epic, not gonna lie
Choas*
It shows the value of exercising the might of one's vocal cords.
Mister Hamlicrazy123 No need, the accursed voxcast censor was already righteously corrected by Our Emperor.
He was exercising the might of his vocal chords.
21:53 "your face is your shield" I see you have a soft spot for the classic 40k memes
*MUST HEADBUTT BULLETS, I MUST DESTROY THIS HERESY WITH MY HEAD, SEE I AM USING MY HEAD HAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAH*
Only in the 40k universe can a child be blinded in one eye permanently and have it not be horribly tragic
Well he is a tech boi so he was probably going to get that replaced sooner or later.
He's also a Psyker so
God, I love the character Alfa adds to these people for something as simple as a podcast. They're all so unique and fitting, and they make for good counter conversations.
Plus Dorn defending the Boy is great. He might be slow and a little out there, but he cares for the little guy
maybe Dorn will Adopt him? he did want to be a SpaceMarine
Imperial Fists were always the defenders of the little guys.
the salamaders would like to have a word >:V
Dorn and Vulcan will adopt him and raise him as their own. It will be a sitcom called two and a sixteenth primarchs
... Man-Emperor damnit Caleb, that made me laugh way more than it should have.
Here’s a fun drinking game. Every time Helbrect says a random “waah,” take a shot of amnesec. It’s the best kind of drinking game, because by the end of it, you’ll be dead!
Pretty sure anyone that would've commented on this died by trying
Good job, you have gotten rid of some retards
You made my quarantine waaaay better
I can now cosplay as Homer Simpson without the need for yellow body paint.
The extreme version *WITH MOONSHINE*
WAAH
"HATE your wound and it will CEASE TO EXIST!"
_Now_ I know how game regeneration works and why it's so fast! The characters are just walking vessels of pure, undistilled hatred!
But only after Ghaz ascends to the rank of Beast the Second. :P
Somehow the video game series Gears of war makes more sense on how they are able to fight so many battles unless plot device kills them.
Captain Lagbeard pretty sure they believes it heals faster cause it's red
D Luniz but red goes fastar boss not healing fastar
That wouldn't do anything, the Orks do not hate they love, they love war, they love carnage, they love battle, they love maiming, they love fighting, there is nothing but love in an Ork, that love is just expressed in murder.
"Must. Not. Point out. Hypocrisy" Man never knew I'd relate to one of those oiled up pieces of eye-candy they seem to wanna be.
Where was that?
@@knightsotl796 Somewhere around the one-hour mark.
@@THExRISER 30min actually
The hypocrisy being him murdering any humans that didn't follow the Imperial truth during last church
@@joestevenson5568 29:09 to be exact -- to get the full context.
"Where is the spam filter?"
Well, Magnus and Kitten should be on their way back now.
They really never did a good job with that either...
once Magnus comes back with kitten
there should be a Thousand Sons Podcast
Zerebrat Eightyseven SPACE WOLVES!?!?!?!!?
@Magnus Gaming FUUUUUUUUUUCKING FURRIES!!!
Or the blood ravens
@@CryingZombie666 I AM BETTER THAN ANY ARMORED FURBALL. THEY CAN'T EVEN WRITE!!!
With special guest star, Ahriman the Loser!
"You cannot crusade with a planet. Believe me, WE HAVE TRIED THIS!" Knowing the Black Templars this does not surprise me. Can Imagine them sitting there trying to figure out how to strap some engines to a small moon or Terra itself.
GIVE THE BLACK TEMPLARS A DEATH STAR. Or a death star sized station with better mobility.
Kereea That is an awful idea. Actually, it may be the worst idea.
They should ask the dark angels for advice lol
Yes, that's why it's fun.
They should ask the Orks how they did it. Oh wait...
The solid 4 seconds of silence before the Emperor says "My imperium is so f*cking stupid" is hilarious.
Also, looks like the censor is still broke
Who needs angry meme marines when you've got [BLACK TEMPLARS].
Of course, this is only covering the Black Templars Codex from 4th edition. There's loads more lore on the Black Templars nowadays, but we'll cover that some other time.
The next podcast that comes whenever it's done will be covering the oldest 40k novel one can find; 'Inquisitor', nowadays revised as 'Draco', the first book in The Inquisition War series by Ian Watson, the author of screen story for Steven Spielberg's A.Y.Y.Y.Y.Y.
I recommend you read it before the release just to get the full picture, and, of course, to experience first-hand the most absurd and indiscreet 40k novel ever, especially by today's standard.
Da Templar boyz are Da Best!
PUUUUUURGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIIIIIN
Bruva Alfabusa thank you for this one Alfabusa i really enjoyed it
Bruva Alfabusa I wonder if the new Codex: Adeptus custodes that GW is going to release will someday make it to the podcast. If it does...
Will you be doing another "Question the Emperor" session sometime down the line?
The Man Emperor of Mankind, or: "I can't believe its not God!"
You fucking did it xDDD
Gold
@@grimkahn3775 Alternatively, "When you have secularism this gilded, who needs gods"
He is the Imperium Chaos God!
He's just too stuck up his own ass
I want 40K novels narrated by the guy who voices Dorn in these videos, in character.
Dorn's storytime with Boy
@@aria5614 Saw it. It was glorious.
Personally, in my TTS Head Canon:
At some point, when the Imperial Fists were about to met Dorn, Sigismund was actually starting to panic (for some reason or another). Dorn was about to introduce himself when he noticed Sigismund was panicking. He thus did the same thing for Sigismund as he did for Helbreckt. And, in turn, Sigismund says the following:
"Thank you, my big friend. I would ask you for your name but....I think I already have my answer".
To the Golden Skeleton,
Can we eat you?
Tyranid Hive Mind
Shadow in the Warp: We CaN hAs WhOlE gAlAxY fOr FoOdS?
Immediate restraining order, next.
But how can you devour our GLORIOUS EMPEROR with your head mounted on my battle barge. PURGE THE XENOS!!!
@Kaboom Baby You think these guys can halt the tyranids? Cute. Also the grey knights only fight the forces of chaos.
@Kaboom Baby Let it be known that the tyranids ate the guard before they could break-....wait.
Do.
Not.
Bully.
The Boy.
Hideko aristatal if one should attempt to bully, harass, or abuse the boy overlong, Lord Dad-adorable shall be coming for you with a cruise ship worth of ass beatings at the end his two...err..one fist.
he deserves it, he a hater, he a busta lol
I hope Boy will become Dad-adorable's next First Captain of the Imperial Fists... Right after he gets a new eye and some Gene-Seed stuffed into him for the job.
The Boi*
Dorn is best dad
Dorn's Reactions
6:02 Ideas anyone.
11:38 The Rainbow Warriors.
11:49 Dorn's not ready for this.
13:42 Hitting a nerv.
20:07 hnhggg!
21:32 That was good cup.
22:19 Who's that talking?
26:30 Good Job.
34:12 High Numbers.
36:40 Space Boat.
38:51 Chill out, now!
42:53 Black Templar Missionaries
44:00 Cheer up.
50:10 Copy and past.
6:33 Dorn disrespecting his mother
@@inkedseahear HMMMMM
16:43 The Accusation
2:45 Dorn getting sick of the oiled one's shit.
34:27 oohhh nooooooo
I want Vulkan to appear on one of the podcasts just so he can "boop the snoot" of the Boy. He's so adorable with Dadorable
Spine snap probability is through the roof though. Dadorable will have to protect Boy.
@@mattroxursoul Dreadnaught Boy if he wasn't able to stop Vulkan in time
@@targetseeker If it's any consolation: I'm sure Vulkan would feel bad about it.
@@daltonbecker4494 true. Imagine the look on everyone's faces when Karstodes would be the first one to put himself on the line to stop Vulkan from hugging Boy.
Vulkan would be the best uncle to Boy ever! (Assuming he doesn't crush the kid's spine with one of his hugs.)
I could care less about how fast the next episode comes, you just gave us 3 at once.
Couldn't*
Anton Uzunoff No. Could is fine too. Couldn't less = 0 caring. Could care less > 0 caring but the implication is that it isn't significant.
Teacherino For Kripperinos Kripperino thats only the implication because many people dont know the difference, and so use them interchangeably.
Isaac Delgass You miss the point. The point isn't why, it's what. Why is for another conversation in another time.
Teacherino For Kripperinos Kripperino lol Don’t act like you’re the fucking arbiter of who can discuss what, and when. The reason here is relevant. Just because the majority of people make a mistake doesn’t make it correct.
"HERESY JAIL!"
also known as:
*THE AFTERLIFE.*
Go to Heresy Jail
Do Not Pass the Imperium
Do not collect the enlightenment of the Emperor's values
@@francescolombardi3438 Hey wait a minute..., every single one of these cards says go to Heresy Jail...
@@jbark678 welp
you know what to do
*BLAM* Go to Heresy Jail!
Remember everyone dying is heresy
(Panicked Seth corps of Kreig noises)
"is optimism anathema to you?" "yes" Thats some 40 K shit right there.
Same
I swear if I didn’t know Alfa was voicing the BT I would say Buck was voicing something so...disgustingly, angrily, nasally at the same time.
So nasaly, I thought they secretly did have buck voice him
I know this is late, but I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought it sounded like Buck
PURGING WITH MY KINNNNN
Good old Linkin Loyalists. I still miss our beloved Battle Brother Chester...
All day everyday brother! For battle brother Chester!
Chester is hanging out with robbie
THESE FOOLS THEY WILL NOT YIELD
I do want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That we will never loose
I sure know what's worth fighting for
and why I have this urge
I don't know why they fall
I feel i have to purge
I don't know how they got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking heretics
I'm breaking heretics tonight
"How dare you talk about your mother like that"
ME MOM WAS A TUBE! MOMTUBE
A TUBE IN MOUNT EVEREST!!!!
MOMEVEREST!!!
@@rasmus7748 mumevertube?
Actually he mom is actually person a perpetual named Erda she was the one who let the chaos gods spread the the emperor sons across the galaxy, she did this because she didn’t like the idea of her gene sons being used as pawns
@@Time.slinger_ wasnt that only the astartes? I believe that the custodes were already established before the marines
I could be wrong tho
Peter Svendborg if you watch a channel called majorkill he as a video explaining the primarchs mom Edra
Oh thank you. I was starting to fear that you were not going to do anymore podcasts. Manvine blessings of the Emperor to you and yours. Your efforts are honestly appreciated, at least in my home.
indeed.
Let me say, i do not like voxcasts, *but* ,i always will listen/watch these.
For they are most entertaining.
The irony.
Dorn: Be nice to Boy
Custodes: is mean to Boy
Dorn: “LOADS SHOTGUN WITH MALICIOUS INTENT”
“You’ve oiled your last ab”
Emperor: where did shotgun come from!?!
Interesting how we see boy answering questions even tho he had a glass shard in his eye not 10 secs ago
kinda like how pain glove sessions work
he's gonna be a good imperial fist
He could be the new chapter master.
@@ytw101 He does
They should do The Death Korps of Krieg next.
I wanna see the emperor and boy's reaction to them all being children.
Not really children, more Young Clones with the bodies of full grown men
They have some veterans who regrettably survive numerous attempts to sacrifice themselves in pursuit of absolution.
Vulkan and Corvus will probably end up there next.
@@bobross9581 So basically, the Kreig's are just star war clone dressed up in wwI german uniform ?
@@rusted2084 Yeah they are pretty much just Clone Troopers, just as OP too.
Impressions as I go along:
Enjoying the red and green background.
Dorn actually DID raise his voice!
That Custodes had better watch his mouth because some Primarchs aren't as pathologically calm as Lord Adornable
I thought pain was something Rogal Dorn valued as purifying :p
Wow, the chanting of Ultramar is so warp-bendingly piercing that it spills out of the Golden Throne when the Emperor thinks about them.
At the rate he's improving, Boy may become the first member of the re-founded Thousand Sons when Magnus finally gets back.
The Black Templars weren't trying hard enough to crusade with a planet. I'm pretty sure Orks are getting pretty close to figuring out how.
I think if Rogal gets much angrier, he's going to kick Helbrecht so hard in the codpiece that he flies out of his armor.
Wow, the Custodes on the left are starting to sound a lot like Khornates. "When the galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!" Oh, and now they really are quoting Khorne directly. This is where Magnus is an asset. It's always handy to have someone around who can act not just as an arbitrator but as someone who has actually been there.
It's a good thing Helbrecht doesn't Crusade much against the Dark Eldar. I can imagine them asking for more and him being very confused.
He'd certainly be good at spotting the signs, as one who had to be tricked into the service of a Chaos god through being given the idea that his father and brothers had abandoned him, after Horus had Leman Russ interpret the order to bring Magnus in for questioning as "Burn Prospero and if Magnus doesn't come quietly kill him". Far as I know if not for the Council of Nikea and the Space Wolves destroying Prospero Magnus might not have turned traitor.
Boy have some things in common with Magnus allready. Both of them knows things (for Boy that is still a work in progress to learn more tho). And both of them only have one eye left.
Thanks for catching that! Yes, he's got one eye, is inquisitive, shows intelligence when he feels like it, wants to be a Space Marine (but few Imperial citizens DON'T) and is bullied by muscular sons of the Emperor. That's some quality Thousand Sons material right there. Then again, there's someone else right in that room who is currently a bit monoptic.
Chiscringle But magnus won't remain loyalist. TTSD is going towards the events of gathering storm, and as soon as Magnus finds our Russ is back it will be the "Wrath of magnus" part.
Maybe it won't be Magnus who turns this time. Russ is pretty darned crazy and the Emperor might tell him to go investigate, followed by copious amounts of revenge. Also, even if he did, maybe Boy will be the one to bring him back yet again. Dunno, lots of room for shenanigans. You're probably right, but I wonder if maybe this will be a heresy-free moment of getting his own back.
You know, it's kinda sad that Custodisi never realized how patient the emperor was being, knowing how he could never resist speaking on how much he wanted to boink Magnus. Like... after everything, the Emperor kept giving him chances, again and again, losing his patience at times, but otherwise TRYING to be patient. However... well, look at the events of Tabletop. He never got the hint and now he's suffering for it.
He's back stronger and wiser
I feel like Emps would never admit it (because of course he wouldn't) but Custodisi is showing the most signs of free thought and *critical thinking* a Custodian has had yet. Kitten grew rather quickly out of his Hyper Cheerful Automaton :D form from Season 1, and Custodisi is actually demonstrating the ability to think for himself and point out contradiction even moreso. It's when he demonstrates lust for Magnus that Emps draws the line, partially because it's a risk of invoking Slan-levels of Chaos, and mostly creep factor.
@@JacksonJinn Thankfully, it seems like his lust is being tempered down somewhat if 29 is any indication.
*somewhat*
@@JacksonJinn the fact that he actually learned to respect boundaries after Magnus didn't show interest kinda proves that he is a massively fast learner
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Indeed. But to be fair. They all do have almost perfect memory (when they want to) and he seems to keep that part on constantly
Dear occupants of the Imperial place.
Recently I learned that, after being bound to the Golden throne, the God-Emperor was sustained by being force-fed the souls of one thousand psykers daily.
My question is as follows: If pouring 1000 souls into the throne is enough to keep the Emperor on the brink of death, then what would happen if you were to increase the dosage by tenfold, or one hundred-fold? Would the Emperor have the strength to more actively participate in worldly affairs? Would his condition begin improving? Would he spray out warp storms like a fire hose? Would he pop like an over-inflated balloon?
I can only assume that somebody had thought to investigate this idea at some point over the past ten millennia, and I look forward to being enlightened as to why this approach wasn't taken.
Anonymously yours, Alpharius Omegon.
This is not the real Alpharius. The real one wouldn’t let us know it was him.
@@openaardvark419 Or would he...?
@@Wangitup Oh no
@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong *cue dramatic piano*
@@openaardvark419 He would.
But it would be a lie.
(See: Alpharius - Head of the Hydra)
The " Your face is your shield" made my day
"We of the Black Templars shall teach you the ANCIENT and BRUTAL art of the FACEPLANT. Assume the HEADBUTT STANCE, *MARINE!*"
So the Bloody Magpies stole that from the Black Templars.
Boy calling Rogal Dorn Dadorable is Adorable xD I really hope they fix his eye
Nero Renatus He needs the eyepatch so he can look more badass when he becomes a space marine.
I love how Rogal Dorn treats boy as if it was his son or something, but they did steal him from elsewhere
@@birb125 Honestly in this universe if you had a small family and one of your kids was being taken in by the Emperor full time you would celebrate. Most folks would be happy that their child would get that. I also think they mentioned that in one of the specials that his family will be cared for too.
@@mattroxursoul yeah, fair point
Helbrecht says that psykers are abhorrent mutants that deserve deadinating for deviating from the Emperor's perfect form.
Who should tell him?
One two three not it
One two three not it
Damn it!
Ha
@@greathoundlogan6000 ok now just wait for us to get a good distance away.
Imagine if when the emperor told Helbrecht to calm down his face began to slowly unravel until he had a face that makes the blood angels and pretty marines jealous. Would be a surprise if all Black Templars look amazing so they are constantly angry to cover it.
That would be funny
1:01:01
I like how for all his jerkassery Karstodes is probably one of the more moral people in the room since he is the only one who actually tried to prevent Wamuudes from bombing the civilians
Is that a motherfuckin' JoJo reference?
I imagine he at the very least cares for the normals in a way
dude legit went and threaten to kill the normies XD
It's interesting how Karstodes is introduced as the asshole ringleader of the pillar Custodes, but over time it's revealed that he's the sensible one of the bunch whose actually willing to learn, grow, and improve while his 2 friends are the bad influences and not really lead by him as one would assume.
@@joshuakim5240 I don’t know, I tend to see Custodisi as fairly moral. He just also happens to be a cynic with a thing for the sexy spice boy.
"You're being super creepy and weird."
- Karstodes. Karstodes said that. Let that sink in.
"Father, you know that a test tube is an untrustworthy source for professional proofreading".
Sooo... about Erda
Bah !
Yeah, I don’t why he not telling them about their gene mom. Other then the fact that she let the chaos gods spread them across the galaxy because like the idea of her own sons being used as weapons. Yeah I might actually
Oh Erda, the skubbiest skub since Primaris Marines.
@@Time.slinger_
erda
Thinks her children being used as weapons of war is evil
Also erda
Lets the literal forces of hell kidnap her children and corrupt 9 of them despite knowing how horrifying chaos is.
@@tomtheconqerur she is the perfect example of mothers who ask "where did i go wrong?!" When they literally did all the things wrong
I am very intrigued by the character of the bottom right Custodes (The one who bullied Kitten for Vlka Fenryka info aka Sir Eggpant). Throughout the series I've disliked him in the sense that he acts like a hypocrite brown noser calling other brown nosers out when they do the same, and because of his unquestionable loyalty to the Emperor's opinions on anything at any given time. He also casually dismissed and regarded the normal humanity in condescending fashions unless when ordered to protect them (way back in Season one for example when confronting the inqusitors burning shit down and harrassing the people). However, my headcanon is that these questionable qualities are just a front, a public mask.
Several moments in this podcast show interesting positives about Sir Eggplant - in the beginning of this podcast, he was the one to call the other two Custodes out on their orders of bombing the fuck out of the rebel populace for having opinions, underlining how they should've 'asked' the rebels to "stop having opinions first". In the same exchange he also seems to emulate Leman Russ' own view on the matter in how there is a difference between pressing a button with your forehead and personal, honest approach to the enemy/problem, or as Sir Egglant put it: "At least have the decency to whip out your halberds".
Second point in the podcast is when the other two Custodes (The ones who entered the Black Library/met Cegorach, which is very important to note) started to go batshit. The top left one voiced by Alfabusa going way overboard in calling out Emp's hypocrisy (c'mon now, we KNOW he is a hypocrite, but what that custodes is saying is borderline treason) and the greasy meaty Custodes on the left bottom having a hard-on for killing normal people, getting way too excited over it on words to just be words alone (unlike Sir Eggplant). Anyway, Sir Eggplant was the only one to remain sane in the chaos of LOUD YELLING that ensured, laying down the "You're supposed to be a Custodian Guard!" on the first, and "I am TRYING to save your dumb family, Boy, and you're distracting me!" in regards to the murderboner of the second.
To wrap it up, I think the two custodes who went into the BL are getting really, really questionable ever since they got out of it; I'm not saying Chaos because that's too easy and also bland at this point, but I think having seen the knowledge of the meta within the BL's halls have really loosened their screws with some sort of 'knowledge-based cynical nihilism' or something, like realizing everything they breathed and lived for, that being the Emperor and to a lesser extend the Imperium, is but a speck on the bigger picture of the universe, and/or a lie. That or Cegorach is just fucking with them.
As for Sir Egglant, I am calling his brownoser condescending behavior as simply behavior on words. He shittalks Boy and every other 'normal human' because he perfectly can - he is superior to them by default. However, when shit really hits the fan, when it comes to actions and not words, Sir Egglant is very hesistant towards supporting mistreatment or slaughter of the 'normal' Mankind and tries to defend them instead. In a way, Sir Egglant is very much like the Emperor whom he brown-noses to - he is harsh on words and doesn't particulary care about the individual feelings of X or Y normal Man or Woman, however he feels inclined to protect normal Humanity as a collective. Which is ironic, considering Emps did more than simply protect it, infact one could argue Humanity could be better off without Emps ever showing up, but also considering Custodes don't have any particular ideology towards normal mankind to begin with, they simply serve the Emperor and emperor alone as their Warlord (from Unification Wars forward) and master.
Tl;dr Sir Egglant will speak to you like you're trash but he will protecc you if other superior beings decide to come and kill/rape/exploit you for no real reason. He a tsundere to normals.
Extremely good take.
Something to note on Karzstodies is that in the previous Podcast with Uriah, Sir Eggplant here immediately jumped to defend the Space Wolf's actions in Liberating a planet full of citizens being stuffed in concentration camps for suspected heresy... Well, until Uriah started to agree with him. then it was sorta turned into a situation like Helbrecht had with the Necrons approving of his mass slaughter of xenos.
Still, He spoke up to defend the liberation of civilians being tourtured unjustly, even when the Greasy Whamstodies was going all "who cares if one planet's population gets treated badly."
This is a very well thought out breakdown and I agree with every word of it but it also points out that they really need official names.
Ironic, considering that the character that hes based on is a ruthless and blood thirsty psychopath. He didnt hesitate to murder his own people when they tried to get in his way. Then again, just given his personality, if he was tasked with defending a being like the Emperor, he would be the one who takes his job most seriously and does the utmost to fulfill it the way he feels his master would intend. In other words, if he considers you a friend, your great, if he doesnt, god logic whatever belief system you ascribe to help you
Sgt Nitro Wamuudes, Custodisi, and Karstodes. Simple, really.
Ah, the Black Templars; the middle child of Dorn's progeny; always picked on by their Imperial Fist big brothers for trying to be dad's favorite, but they stand up for their baby brothers in the Celestial Lions and give them "tough love".
Aequitas reason why black Templars love celestial lions cause the celestial Lions spoke against the Inquisition and has such the Inquisition tried to destroy them by sending there chapter on a death mission the celestial Lions fought to there last man all of these combined and celestial lions goal of keeping humanity safe no matter what is everything black templars love so they could not refuse such a pure chapter and let it die so they killed everything to save them no matter the cost and are right now helping them rebuild giving them ships and even protecting them say what you want black templars are at least loyal when you earn there trust
"...are they the cat people?"
"Cat people confirmed."
"fFUCK!"
Anti-weebs be like:
Oh yeah, Felinids are a thing.
And Fish people!
@@OrificeHorus Few are recruited nowadays into the glorious army of the imperium, but they do exist yes... unfortunately lot of them seem to... _distract_ the other infantryman and numerous fornication orgies have had to been put to stop and shot.
@@Elmithian ua-cam.com/video/iUuvHPr4BGk/v-deo.html
You sure about that?
The fact that it was Boy who finally got Dadornable to interact with Helbrecht in a way that wasn't angry so that he could help his son speaks volumes,
We need an extra where we get to see boy and rogal go on some kind of adventure together. I think it would be adorable.
The monkeys paw moved…
@@mintw4241 this isn’t exactly what I wanted but at least Dorn and boy survived the great purge
Don't you mean....ADORNABLE?
Whheeeeeezzzeee
@@mintw4241 with TTS on indefinite hiatus and Hunter The Parenting on, I'd say this was a monkey paw wish.
32:31 "No my Emperor, I remain absolutely f***ing livid!"
I also find it hilariously ironic the BLACK TEMPLAR CHAPTER MASTER is the one to stop the argument.
*to NOT stop the argument by stabbing opposite side by a sword while singing "Purging with my kin"
DJ SHARKY thatsthejoke.jpeg
I've probably watched this about a dozen times over the last 2 years, and Helbrecht's stroke when Emps mentions Magnus always cracks me up.
I want Boy to be made into a space marine
An Imperial Fist, to be precise. And his wall name is... Nature Boy.
I think Andrej bogarted his spot. Still has headaches that come and go though.
Boy shall be reborn a Primaris Marine
I guarantee that his name would still be "BOY" as his wall name.
Jon DeJoy or the newest recruit of the custodes.
ALWAYS ANGRY
ALL THE TIME
FOR THE EMPRAH!
Temperus Maximus FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
Chapter Master! Heretics are prank calling you again??!
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
>:(
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The only series podcast i can hear without getting bored, nice job Alfa.
Also, here's hoping boy gets a new eye or a reward, he handled pain phenomenaly.
Just that's a feat worth being recruited for, but bear in mind this was -THE- High Marshal of the Black Templars at that. Boy should -definately- be brought in by Dadorable to the Imperial Fists.
Dorn: I want to punch every Sigismund i come across.
The best line ive heard in tts
"I find orbital bombardment to be the most effective way for stopping dumb opinions."
I want this on a t-shirt.
I am doing that!
Boy is one of the missing primarchs.
He’s Dorn’s bastard son, born from a whirlwind love affair conducted during a moment of weakness a few years before the emperor received his Text-to-speech device. He lavishes affection on him because he realizes this, and defends him so faithfully because he can see his younger self in him.
Vox Marines: Supported by Factory Ships and Mining fleets, and three fleets of IG. They carry sniper rifles with lazguns taped to the end for targeting purposes :D
And let the IG dump artillery munitions to obiliterate foes :D
Because why shoot them yourself when you can use the IG for their main purpose.
And anything that survives gets Powerfisted. Or DreadClawed.
Ben Agaran the lost? Or *the purged?*
"Are they the cat people?"
"Cat people confirmed"
"FAAAHK!!!"
i love how the necron gave Helbrecht a panic attack by asking him to crusade more. It pleases me.
Also Dadornable is best dad
I want a voxcast with Magnus included lol
I wonder what "Boy"s reaction would be to him.
About that...
@@ytw101 "this is not the kind of break I, uh..."
"Weeeee, Ian Watson, sewer goblin extraordinaire"
Gussy
@@ytw101 N O O O O O O O ! ! ! ! ! !
I have question for Rogal Dorn:
Dear Rogal Dorn, when are you going to Adopt Boy? You are clearly very fond of him. Also, I know it might have being a bit uncomfortable for you to meet the High Marshall but think about the positive results, I hope you find the strength to talk to them one day and take care.
The best time for Dorn to do this would be during their “Feast of Blades.” The inter-Chapter sword competition the Imperial Fists host every 100 sTy(standard Terran years). All successor chapters will be represented and even some from other chapters by special invite. Example; a Raven Guard was invited as his skill with a sword was so renown.
I think dorn would be a better father figure than his father tbh
Excuse me citizen but you are to refer to him as lord adornable and no other name.
TheFlamingLizard Yes.
Rogal Dorn hello future self
I love how you subtly show how chaos corruption work Bruva.
At first I was surprisingly happy to see Warmuudes and Custodisi questioning the emperor, and I was laughing like an idiot seeing Karstodes being turned in such a ridiculous person through the last podcast.
But this time, not only Warmuudes and Custodisi were much more agressive, harboring harsh feelings for no reason to really trigger it, but Karstodes' sentence is actually... really correct.
They are not supposed to be like that, something was seriously off, the "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A CUSTODIAN GUARD !" has such an impact, it's like if something extremely important and evident reappeared in front of us. Yes, they are not supposed to be like that, they are members of the Adeptus motherfucking Custodes, and even further, the emperor's own companions, they can be sometimes critics of his work but being straight up hostile to him or having such change of personality is completly off.
And the last episodes managed to make me forget that ! That's insane ! It's like I was completly oblivious to a part of what was happening in front of my eyes.
I think you just wrote down one of the best exemple of how chaos can be very sneaky and subtle when it comes to corrupt you, especially when at the base it come from good feelings.
I fucking love how you and all the peoples helping who you write this shit got such talents that it give us such subtle feelings that are really not easy to make appear in any kind of story. Awesome work !
Also we should be forever thankful to Helbretch for cleansing them of their corruption !
Which bring up the question...was this all apart of the HOLY MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND's grand and great full plan ???
Saphirone I wonder if it has to do with Warmuudes and Custodisi entering the broken webway gate to reach the black library? Wasn’t Emp’s gate infested with daemons after Magnus broke it’s walls? Was that what the red and green background was supposed to represent?
Saphirone Well. Busa liked your comment so it's gotta be true
I wonder which Koas god they are falling towards.
Karstodes sounds really angry and aggressive all the time, so probably the great Chainaxe-man.
The red guy likes snarking a lot and has a lot of mannerisms that remind me of a certain space-mollusk.
The purple guy is often lecherous (but then they all are). He also likes purging from space a lot.
Not sure about Adornable. He's more angry than usual, but then they are hitting him in a sore spot this episode. He does seem to be in a sort of daddy role to the boy and his marines (dissapointed dad for the BT).
Boy seems awfully knowledgable all of a sudden.
Boy has never been more horrified, and now that we know what he goes through every day just to get to his job, that is really saying something.
The Emperor has to sleep for three decades. Ironic, considering that's exactly how long it'll be until the next podcast episode is out.
AREN'T YOU A CLEVER BOY
Ohhhh snap
You a hater, you a busta
39:04 Uncle Dorn finally breaks silence. Why? His nephew. That's why.
I love Dorn's relationship with Boy.
Sir Eggplant: "Lookie here, I found the survey!" *Proceeds to read from survey*
*Later*
Emps: "Did you learn to read in the interim since the last voxcast and this one?"
Sir Eggplant: "No, my Emperor, I did not."
Either the list was made almost entirely of pictures, or he can actually read, but is too stupid to realize it.
Arctic Izak Well if he already knew how to read, then it wasnt a lie
Maybe he knows how much his emperor likes feeling smarter than others and keeps giving him someone to put down to please his emperor?
@@ArchivedFox I want this to be cannon TTS lore.
Maybe he writes in crayon pictures like Charlie from Always Sunny?
Perhaps he can read names and such but is completely incompetent at everything else involving the written word? Like how most people can write their name in cursive and the can read other's signatures, but they can't do much else?
Don't mind me, just leaving a comment thanking Alfabusa for giving us this work of passion. The mock podcasts like this one is what I regularly use as background noise when trying to sleep or while playing videogames. It isn't just a happy little thing full of memes, these podcasts actually pose questions that really make you think about the world we live in today.
The IP broke before the Fanbase did! TTS STANDS!
Another podcast, another thumb's up. This is my absolute favorite thing that you do on this channel. I know that you put a lot of hard work into editing videos and have a deeper pride for them, but as a writer and a regular podcast/audiobook consumer these uploads are always going to get my top support.
Hellbreght or whatever his name is reminds me alot of Waluigi for some reason everytime he speaks
Good.
WAH
WAH!
Waaah!
Bruva, have you become a Vorlon? Specifically, a Kosh?
HOLY EMPEROR, YES!
This seems highly fucking heretical
That sounds like Heresy also I chapter master
ADEPTUS CUSTODES HYYYYYYPE!!!!
Rogal gets extra ints for shotgun! :D
CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S NOT HOLY MANPEROR
After rewatching this and listening carefully during the big fight I heard rogal say something along the lines of "I will not allow any more verbal abuse of my boy" and I find that so great that rogal has basically adopted boy, and his anger in the Inquisitor voxcast is so much better
Can't wait to see Dorn make Boy an imperial fist space marine.
Just finished my master's today, and Bruva comes out with a new video shortly afterwards.
Life is good.
SinerAthin congrats
KUDOS TO YOU, GOOD SIR
Congrats on freedom!
I now need to see a pic of Lord Adorable pumping a Primarch issued shotgun.
You mean a small artillery cannon modified to have a pump action?
Either term can be applied.
I actually want to see how the emperor pumps a shotgun.
Three words "Unlimited Buckshot Works".
Where did shotgun come from?