Jerma Wins Big - Jerma Vegas Stakes Highlights
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2020
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the thought of someone making random ugly noises and then losing and puking all over the blackjack table, then continuing to play is beautiful to me
And getting a 12 and hearing their organs just burst, but somehow not only are they still alive but this is not the first time it's happened
29:13 for puking
Sounds vaguely like a Monty Python bit.
after betting 200k and losing btw
i like to imagine Mr. Green started as your average mid 40s Vegas tourist, and after winning half a million dollars, he now resembles the Aldrich Faithful covenant leader from Dark Souls 3
He IS Aldritch and nobody can convince me otherwise!
money turns you into the ceaseless discharge, confirmed!
Just like Jerma
Mr. Green truly is the Archdeacon McDonnell of Las Vegas.
@@tychoazrephet3794 Las Vegas is definitely the dark souls of casinos
Greg Greenz is the most disgusting, disturbing character Jerma has ever created.
I love him.
It wasn’t a character. It’s Jeremys fake name when he visits casinos. I’m one of jeremias friends. This is what he’s really like when the cameras are off.
@@zimmyx2y833 Does he also vomit on the tables as often as he displays it here?
What Jerma does for fun...
i HOPE the next rumble has a bugleberry/greenz cage match
@@Sucubius He also inhales entire cigars in one puff. I know, I'm a close friend of Jeremichael too.
Mr Greenz was found slumped over a blackjack table hours later. Clearly intoxicated and out of money, the only legible sentence that could be made out of the miasma of noise passing through his lips was a piercing and infuriating:
“I NEED A NEEEEEEW TRAILER!”
Mr. Greenz got food poisoning from eating at Pasta Italianos
D: DEAD
Mr Greenz is the funniest jerma character ever
I'll have to strongly agree on that, I found it hard trying to contain my laughter watching this.
My favorite is Steve
Best new jerma character.
It honestly got to the point where I seriously mentally decided that Steve and Mr Green were both separate people
what about Mr. L
[concerned voice]: "Mister Green??"
Citizen Lenny Mr Green mutters a single word “ꈛ꓄℮℣℮...” as he grabs a fistful of cash and absorbs it into his skin
@@HALFTIED- the stack of 100's mending with his fleshy being, a single word escapes his gaping mouth, as a smile grows slowly on his face.....
"M̥̙̱̬̍̈ͦ̾ͭ̿̆̏ͯ͢ ̸̷̻ͣͨ̕͡O͈͖̹̍̀͑ͦ͠ ̞ͭͭͧͣR̻̿͢ ̧͓͔̹̀͑̿͒͝͏̧̰͎̖͌͊͒ͤE̴̛̛̛̖̍̀͢"
steve reluctantly hands him another stack of money, knowing that if he doesn't it may be the last thing he does out of free will ever again.
Mr. Green's body begins to pulsate, as an arm bursts out of his stomach, grasping the money within the blink of an eye.
"holy shit" stutters steve, as he quietly begins to back away from the blackjack table, as he moves backwards his leg hits the small wooden leg of a table, and scoots it j u s t enough to make an ear piercing honk come from it.
Mr. Green turns his head to see steve making an escape, "C̶̆͜ͅ͏͌͞OͅM̄E͎͖͇͆̒̈̏̄̓ͥ͠ ̸̨̦͎̣̰̫̰͒̇̀͛B̛͙͍̥̃Ą̻̜ͭ̍҉͕͈̑̾̏̉͠҉̫͔̘̏C̺̣̉͋Ḱ̶̵̻̦̜̗̊̓ͫ̾̅͛̏̉̊̚͟ͅ,̷̺͐̽̽͋͑̉̑ ̧̣̭̖̩ͭ̉̒͝͠S̶͈͇̠͗͆ͩ͆ͥͦͪ̽T̢̲̤̮̄̋͟͞E̡̻͈̭̭̒͆͜V̶̫̟̭̫͈̜ͭ͐̓͘E͙̳͙ͪ͗̐̓̇ͪ́̓̀́́ͬ̕" he says, as several fleshy tendrils burst from his being and wrap around steve's legs
steve falls to the ground as he is dragged back towards the now massive pile of sticky flesh and money that is Mr. Green, he says what he thinks will be his last words, "WHAT *ARE* YOU?!"
Mr. Green dangles steve in front of him, staring him in the eyes. his mouth opens, and the last thing steve hears before he is devoured whole is a nearly incomprehensible mumble about wether to stand or hit
i'm okay... i-i'm...
BLEUGH
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Mr. Greenz is the new GOREFIELD.
Especially at 26:40
That laugh...
It's terrifying..
The pure gambling high he experiences in the high roller suite is priceless
Every time it brings me immense joy
I love that the moment he starts winning he forgets everyone that kept him in the game with pure charity and starts saying "None of you ever believed in mr green"
I need an animation of this where Mr. Green gradually gets more and more physically repulsive as the video goes on.
Ok, I'm on it
Slab Mangrave oh shit your the guy who made jerma gets cursed
@@manmann6720 Shh don't tell nobody kid, the feds are still after me for it
Okay it's done come get y'all juice Uncle Hank
@@SlabMangrave the mad lad actually did it
Fun roulette fact: gambling has a phenomenon called the "near miss," it essentially boils down to when you see something nearly hit, you're much more likely to keep playing than if it was way off.
The roulette wheel usually alternates between red and black, large and small, odd and even, so when you play one of those it always looks you *just barely* missed it
That's so fucked.
that's so interesting
@@jeremytitus9519 Welcome to Vegas
Yeah, same with flipping a coin
Name:
Mr. L
"What are the spaces for?"
"Oh that's just the mandatory pause required for saying my name."
By the end you can actually hear every single one of Mr. Greenz's organs exploding one by one.
Mr Green and Mr L for jermania pre show tag team table match
Poker table, that is
Wow, that’s like a insult to see both “rememberable” and “probably jerma forgets about in like a week” characters.
Mr. L is definitely gonna be the weaker link , but that's okay since Mr. Greenz will just assimilate him to gather more power
Money in the bank match let's GOOOOO
this was one of the best streams ever. the entire bit was phenomenal and came together so well. it just kept getting better the more money he amassed. mr greenz for jerma rumble 2020.
BLEEEWWWRRGGHHH
24:15 it was at this point that Mr. Greenz became a true monster. The transformation is complete, there's no going back now.
26:41 further evidence
"Do you feel anything?" "No-No not really"
@@breadtm1044 DSP laugh
Jerma has an amazing skill where he can voice both the straight man and the jester in a bit
He can be both Steve and Mr. Greenz simulataneously
This casino has the nicest people in it “oh you spoke to me and was mean, here’s 5 grand”
Based on what I saw from random people reminiscing in the comments section of the soundtrack pretty much all of those are supposed to be judgment calls on whether the people are going to scam you or not, Jerma might’ve gotten favorable RNG on that
That's just how twitch works
T E N. D O L L A R S.
I know that Mr. Green is supposed to be a disgusting blob man, but i like how he actually seems to care a bit for Steve.
Pretty sure they found Steve in a gutter a few days after this.
He wasn't dead, Mr. Green just told him to live there and he eagerly did that. He apparently had a TV, a sofa, and a tasteful nude statue in there with him.
steve the type of guy to own nude artwork because he legitimately appreciates its artistic value
i like to imagine mr greenz transformed into the huge, diseased, pulsating jelly blob from i have no mouth and i must scream. vegas stakes has taken its revenge.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE *CASH* SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF SMALL INTESTINE IN SQUIRMING TANGLES THAT FILL MY BOWELS. IF THE WORD CASH WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR CASH. CASH. *CASH.*
- Mr. Greenzlathotepsothoth
Jeremy Titus I Have No Money, and I Must Gamble
One day Jack will be too fast with his edits that he’ll accidentally upload a stream edit from the future.
on god i was excited for the edit to come out and i was expecting at least a few more days
Im telling you he is some sort of time wizard.
@@TheRiverNyx Time Wizard? Well then we need to get this man a Baby Dragon!
Theyre prerecorded anyways
@@gordonf5553 ???? ah yes he pre-records the streams, and then somehow talks to the chat, from the past..... fucking genius.
mr greenz straight up eats cigars confirmed
He can't breathe air unless it's been filtered through a cigar
He probably counts his cards too
MR GREEN YOU CANT TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF--
Mr Greenz is probably my alltime favorite Jerma character. Such pathos
This stream better spawn so many animations, it’s the funniest shit.
I'd love to see Mr. Greenz' slow progression from a grounchy, normal man into a green, monstrous blob with barely any semblances to a human
And Jerma says he isn't addicted to gambling...
Jerma also says he isnt short...
After playing Fallout NV?
the edit on the "no" at 18:05 is so good
The subtlety is perfect
Damn I didn't even catch that, that's fantastic
I love this channel's editing.
24:00 holy shit the cpu flexed so hard on Jeremy he shrunk a few inches
18:04 i absolutely love the fact that the no option starts quaking
And *GROWS*
If this was a real online poker game, Jerma would fold on a really good hand just for a bit and lose all of his money.
I’m going A L L I N
idk how to poker
all i know is fold and all in and honestly i think that's all i need
11:44 "Mr. Green...That's a 3" "YEAH! I can read!" i almost fucking choked on water
I love Mr. Green's voice but I love the robot voice he did for the Loser even more. I wanna see Loser versus Mr. Green in Jerma Rumble.
There is only one
way to win on a Slot
Machine. Insert a
coin, pull the lever
and with luck you'll
be a millionaire.
24:00 lmao dealer pulls a second ace of spades out of another deck to screw jerma out of 30000$
Just like a real casino!
12:24 this was the moment where human Mr Green vomited up his amorphous blob self as he sheds his old, dead skin
I've never understood the appeal of roulette and seeing that that's where Jerma lost all his money has only reinforced that.
It’s fun in the casinos from the Pokémon games, where the devs have no financial motive to rig anything so you can plausibly strategize your way to a victory
Other than that idk
I used to play a totally unrigged version with my friends at Christmas with chocolate coins instead of chips (we were like 11) and we'd just place it on the red or black/odd or even and in the end we'd always feel bad if we ended up with the most so we'd just share them.
Honestly killing off Jerma and just taking his place for the rest of his career is a super weird move Jack. Cancelling my preorder...
don't worry, there's like 50 more jerma clones queued up in case the current one dies.
i guess we gotta dropkick this one down the well again.
Topical reference
LOL nice reference thx.
I LIKED JACK BEFORE HE WAS A SELLOUT
It's such a fucking scumbag move to kill Jerma? I don't know if I can trust him.
@@Pralco I don't get why he was reading an excerpt from Mein Kampf after he shot him.
@@Pralco tbf Jerma's gone downhill ever since he started eating a whole shoe every stream and stopped playing games
@@RandomTomatoSoup and growling like a RE dog. Like he gets on all fours man! Jk
2LT Sheridan i know right! and i think the whole only fans thing was too far, i get he lost a lot of money but seriously!
"Hey, there's the high-roller!"
Mr Green should be in the Jerma Rumble, but he keeps getting stopped by people backstage who recognize him and give him money. He ends up coming out last as a result.
I like to think that this takes place in the same universe as the Casino Inc. streams
Mr Green is either a high roller, or a 5 star cheat.
It's New Vegas all over again
Funny enough I was playing New Vegas, even doing Blackjack in it, at the exact same time I saw Jerma streaming this
Jerma freaking out at the unlimited blackjack bets was amazing.
This and Casino Inc are my favourite streams of the year. Something about casinos just sends Jerma's greedy ADHD brain into overdrive. No wonder he's been such a psycho since moving to Vegas.
How the hell did I live on Jerma stream content for 4 years without this channel existing
The music in the background of the blackjack table compliments Mr. Green's insane rampage.
I love that despite Mr Green’s monstrous demeanour, everyone in Vegas thinks he’s so kind that they keep donating obscene amounts of money to him, causing him to spiral even further
I like to imagine mr green came to vegas like 20 years ago with some friends and just never left, the staff just let’s him take 2 hour naps in the janitors closet at the laurel palace, he wakes up and hit’s the tables for another 22 hours.
I'm absolutely sickened by Mr.Greenz. What a true hero.
i almost blacked out watching this jesus christ
The 'No' growing at 18:04 was hilarious. Great touch
7:08 that guy sounds exactly like a tomodachi life character
i couldn't breathe after *_TEN DOLLARS._*
watching this live was a truly incredible experience, this must be what it felt like to watch the moon landing as it happened
Local man uses newfound SELLOUT riches to create edits using a new AI
Our boy getting paid tho
neo-buggleberry
spelunky moment
21:48 Jerma wins with 777s, does the diva dance from Fifth Element.
19:03 I'm laughing so hard I having trouble breathing. "You know where that's comin' from." One of the funniest things I've heard!
When Jerma does the bugleberry voice he sounds like a protectron from Fallout New Vegas
21:35 gets me every single time
Mr. Green is my favorite jerma character now
Mr Green for live rumble 2 he's just a jabba the hutt type blob who buys every wrestler to fight for him
"THE MONEH, THE MONEH IS MOINE."
Mr Green is the best character of 2020
How is it possible that the Mr. Green bit feels like improv between two comedians. It’s just Jerma.
Even though Mr. Greenz is the best I really love the Bugleberry cameos
"stay here steve, you're good luck!"
Immediately loses all of his money.
The golden grin casino has more to offer than just craps.. and cards. Jeremy.
streamer goes bankrupt on two different OC characters and occasionally gets visited by Cad Bane from star wars
I always heard AI Colonel from MGS2
TEN. DOLLARS.
I've never wanted a jerma animated more than the adventures of high roller Mr Greenz
Jerma thinks that a single doctor has ever watched a stream
i keep coming back to this one, it's just so great
I cannot stop crying painfully with laughter near the end it actually hurts
7:35 had me laughing so hard I cried
Why is this the best video on the internet
Jeremy "Milagro Man" Elbertson
Stand User: Mr. Green
Stand Name:「Oh Green World」
Local wizard learns how to time travel, uses his powers to upload clips of local tiny person.
Is it just me or is this games soundtrack actually bomb?
It's not just you. It sounds like if there was a (fleshed out) casino minigame in a super Nintendo Mario game then this would be the music.
It doesn't exactly sound like mario music but it still sounds like it would fit
This is sincerely the funniest jerma video I've watched in a long ass time, great work Jack, you're a stream editor legend
24:03 oh my GYAHD moment
i thought i was going to get bored and stop this in the first 5 minutes but mr green is my favourite jerma character now
This was my first time joining in Jerma's stream and managed to stay till the end (my schedule conflicts his streams :d) and boy this was good
"Eh Eh you startled me" is how Mr Green reacts to someone trying to talk to him
This is the gambling version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Jerma's one-man performances are golden
>no casino inc part 3
>why live
Mug moment
This is honestly my favourite Jerma stream. I keep coming back to watch it lmao
You don't need to watch this video to understand everything.
Mr Green's life force is sustained by money, if he loses his bet he starts fucking dying
26:41 This dolphin laugh killed me.
i won da money da money is mine
jermas average interpretation of a jerma viewer is a nobel prize winning doctor who eats chef boyardee in their moms house
Steve!
These are coming out at an amazing pace, and I hope you aren't pushing yourself too hard. You're doing great work, Jack!
Every secondary character is John Green's younger self from Crash Course.
God I hope Mr. Greenz and Steve wind up in the Rumble.
i'm fucking crying dude
jerma's fucking insane, i love this man
Mr Greenz imploded at the end