zerked on stream - Jerma The Coin Game Stream Recap
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- Опубліковано 3 лют 2021
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Originally Streamed on 3rd Feb, 2021
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the fact that he says "i know what you guys want" before he... its like it was a line written in a fanfic
the fact that this is worded in the same way as when people recount horrific tragedies
This guy zerks off on stream and gets loads of donations and subs. I zerk off at my nearby Walmart and get banned, what’s the deal?
He is short,you are long
@@suggestiveguy people are always intimidated by the long zerk.
Outside the walmart
you're a berzerker.
Drink the zum.
10:29 RACIST streamer harkens back to the day of jim crow era laws
i heard he said that exact same line to a black female fan at comic con when she came up to him and star started laughing and her boyfriend (white) told them to stop so Jerma literally pole vaulted into a solid kick into the guy’s jaw... pretty F’d up if you ask me.
How would you not have seen that kind of talk coming? This is the actual sociopath who uploaded REAL FOOTAGE of his dog ACTUALLY DEFECATING on ua-cam.com/users/jerma985
nothing wrong with that
This comment sorta backfired lmao
@@pogginglad7665 ?
This was my first time actually catching his stream live and he fucking zerked it on cam
insane streamer zerks off after getting two jackpots in kids arcade game
Its even more hilarious how he instantly knows what a bad idea this was. He sometimes forgets that things can be pretty confusing when you don’t get the lore context.
This guy is FUCKED
Psycho streamer gaslight his entire audience into believing they want to watch him zerking off, then proceeds to zerk off
@@StoneGlory im relatively new to jerma lore and trying to catch up on the things I keep seeing the community say, is there a big reason I so regularly see everyone refer to the stuff he does as FUCKED or did it come from nowhere
That and "fucking psycho streamer" always tickle me when I read them
@@lerquian1970 who says i dont?
24:21 This entire clip including the lines he says are perfect. Him drinking two gatorades just means he's extra hydrated for us.
"I know what you guys want, I know what you're lookin' for!"
it's the way he grunts at the end of it each time for me
funniest thing is his sudden realization what of he has done
I like when he says “dolluhs”
dollars*
@@sdsd2e2321 no he says it like “dolluhs”
Dollaholapharas*
@Brokkr he’s hiding himself behind a facade. I’m afraid that if we ever see his true form the earth won’t like what it’s seen
"ruum" as well
monumental career-ending zerk
funniest thing is that his brb is actually him checking his zerking clip LMAO
You came here for 24:16
no i think he did
you know what we guys want, you know what we looking for
We both came.
thank you
14:51 WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHY
mostly random, but instead of jerma’s “white screen” lighting method, you can also just point any cheap desk lamp at the wall in front of your face, and the light bouncing off the wall will light your face super smoothly
Ring lights are also like $20-$30 lol
@@ketsuakagi5646 Ring lights make your room hot man, at least in my experience.
Yeah that’s how I keep my room lit when my lightbulb burns out and I’m too lazy to replace it
I, for one, point my monitor towards the wall.
I like this light method in general, the light in my room is a powerful LED but its pointed at a blue wall which makes the room well lit but not feel like ur in the psyche ward. Also if you point the light at the wall behind your monitor it drastically reduces eye strain
It is actually insane how fast you get these out. You’re the best source of Liquified Jerma Content™ that I can directly injected into my frontal lobe
Oh man that's efficient, I've been injecting it into the balls of my feet
@@Nealrex101 Oh man that’s efficient i’ve been injecting it into the balls
Frontal lobe injection? So how does that work? Like through the eyeball, like in Riddick?
Liquid Jerma! "Jam it up yer pee-hole!"
24:36 is that the gatorade in his fucking gut? lmao that's incredible
Nah man my guys zerking off
ah yes, the best jerma bit, "what do you mean there's a delay? there's no delay"
Zonked streamer caught zerking on stream
I am never gambling again. Not after this stream
I lost all my channel points D:
Never bet against jerma
The only valid way to gamble is to have them refer to you as “Mr. Greenz”
I won a lot of channel points
@@BirdGuy-wt5wo well good for you
25:30 *points* thats my funny!! my funy art!!
Holy shit the sleeping arm stays up story is amazing
True poetry.
I love how Jerma tries to plead with chat that he would be a good dad and then accidentally makes it look like he’s zerking off later on in the stream
i literally thought for the longest time that zonked was something made up from the streamer simulator streams until i saw it being used in danganronpa and i thought for a fraction of a second did danganronpa just do a fucking jerma reference but then i understood yeah its a real word
its seriously the most jerma word there is
Wait, it's a real word? Wtf
@@Soulraven2735 ikr???
im not really surprised, twerk is technically recognized as a word too.
oh it's a pretty old word all right. Herman Munster used it a few times in the 1960's sitcom "The Munsters".
In the 1980's British sitcom, "Yes, Prime Minister", the word 'zonked' is used to describe somebody who is loopy from lack of sleep. Might be a chuckle-worthy meme to edit a clip of Humphrey saying "we can't leave government in the hands of the zonked" with Jerma explaining why he doesn't want to run for president.
"I'm just in my room talking to a monitor I am so lonely"
Has Jerma forgotten he used to be a full time youtuber
why didnt he go into the pirate arcade when was in unlimited money mode
he just went right back to dizzy bird
@@elfpi55-bigB0O85 he's a dizzy dummy
17:33 the arm up story is so good I was smiling the whole time
If Jerma had kids I am 100% certain they’d be the funniest people ever taking after their dad
i believe the opposite honestly. i feel like they’ll maybe have a few jokes but i don’t think they’ll ever live up to their father’s legacy
@@logandunlap9156 Why are we talking like Jerma's theoretical children will follow in his footsteps, like inheriting his e-clown career lmao
he’d be a good dad :)
@@Jackenack honestly it'd be kind of dope if the Jerma channel was passed down through generations of Elbertsons like a sacred torch, with the number after Jerma changing to the birthdate of the most recent inheritor. I'm totally down with watching Jeremy's grandaughter Jerma057 stream Minecraft 3 from my suite in the nursing home.
@@Vonias its happening already, this is the 985th Jerma
25:21 why is that catboy Jerma art so good and why do I like it
its so cute
Because some of us artists who like catboy Jerma aren’t sociopaths
there's one that like kinda bad tho, real hot ngl
@@t0ri178 alright you gotta link it
Thank you 😔🙏
2:40 "No i cant do the thing everyone copy and pastes, if I say no i cant do it"
does it literally 20 seconds later
that "arm stays up" story was really sweet.
These day 1 “recaps” are crazy impressive!
Chat cheering everytime he brings back the gas bit, then he brought back mr green for half a second and chat lost their minds
Thank you SO MUCH for adding the “originally streamed on (date)” in the description!! You didn’t have to do it, but the fact that you did is super awesome! Keep up the fantastic work!
I thought he was shaking a bottle of gatorade and not shaking his stomach until he said so lmao
37:10 Jerma... If an equation has two variables and one isn't known, you can't solve for the other one. You can only set x equal to some value relative to y.
he was too busy zerking off to pay attention in high school
that's the questioner's trap.
Thank you for including the date these streams happen. It’s a small thing, but very appreciated
27:57 That double take noise is funny to me
13:35 accidentally let's his real language slip
7:40 Jerma unwittingly discovers that he has a visual processing latency disorder
20:25 oh my god i hate when there's a "please use the other door" sign it happened to me and i did the same thing but it was irl
Did you know casinos actually call gambling gaming as a euphemism? Anyways all I gotta say is that jerma is one helluva gamer.
cheltie really do be the mvp with these recaps
4:54 Jerma fears recieving gamma radiation from microwaves lmao.
The more I learn about Jerma the more it makes sense
19:38 Best part is that he'll get to do this once, and all his kids do is google it then and get linked to this clip.
16:14 GYAS
16:03 local streamer absolutely TERRIFIED of technology
24:16 is when the zerking begins
9:52 the origin of Jerma's gambling addiction
Local well known political commentator Jeremiah Q. Elbertson the 985th makes the cringiest joke of 2020 a reality by shaking his belly to a terrified captive audience. The stream was a turning point for the well known Phineas and Ferb hater, ruining his career for the 90th time that month. More on eleven.
24:22 best part
The Phineas and ferb rant was actually psychotic
I thought chat was insane about the delay until I realized I was wearing wireless headphones.
Getting me through quarantine with these, thanks Cheltie
How does someone watch, download, edit, process, and upload faster than the channel that is dedicated to just uploading full streams with no editing?
19:50 HE'S AN ACTUAL PSYCHO
This was the first stream I watched live in full, I’m usually always late or don’t have enough time. It was so much fun participating in the predictions and he even answered my question (the one about Amazon prime), I was so happy I told all my friends because I can’t believe he saw my question out of the other 15k people there it was insane
I like go to bed after missing these streams and work the next day to come home to a vod from you pretty much every time. Hey thanks :)
I'm rarely there live for Jerma streams anymore but I can't believe I was there for this monumental career ending one.
Thank you so much for doing this, it makes my night every single time
"im not going to put on facecam"
skips 10 seconds
"okay fine ill do facecam"
Coin Game streams always seem to bring out Jerma's ADHD super hard
And then he played Slime Rancher.. oh, boy..
16:05 Paranoid streamer has breakdown ON STREAM
1 billion off the debt if Jerma watches every episode of Phineas and Ferb
You're low-key becoming one of the best edit channel I'm following
Great job!
Is this the guy who got ZONKED ON STREAM
No, this is the guy who murdered one of his fans by beating him.
Is this the streamer that Z E R K E D O F F on stream?
Man scared of common household appliances goes bankrupt at local Chuck E. Cheese
hey cheltie your videos are great! please keep them up, you do an amazing editing job
"I cant do it, if I say I'm not gonna do something I can't do it!"
*does it*
Thaks Cheltie for the one day after stream edits! Hope you are not forcing yourself to do these edits as fast you can! We dont mind if you need to take a break no or then.
I HAVE A SCHEDULE
"HOPEFULLY"
"HOPEFULLY!!!"
No streamer andy doesn't have a schedule.
I cant wait for the jerma album
streamer dies on roadside whilst trying to consume frozen children food
21:44
btw, someone in chat found a 1960s frozen tv dinner on ebay going for $300
i cant believe i witnessed a man zerk off live on twitch the other day
Zerma
He did another one hell yeah thanks editorbro
10:29 RACIST STREAMER says he doesn’t talk politics, then DROPPED his preferred racial ideology
12:36 DAMN YOU AGATHA HARKNESS
Thank you for these videos. I hate twitch, (maybe I just lack attention span lol) but I love jerma. These stream recaps are the highlight of my day.
I genuinely started drinking huel twice a day everyday because of jerma and it’s great.
How does Jerma always end up having to apologize to chat while playing Dizzy Bird
he changed his opinion on phineas and ferb a hundred times in like 20 seconds
i love this game
This will haunt him forever
the coma bit had me on the floor
Caveman in the Real World, Dude.
I feel like it shows how much he actually cares about his chat members when he disabled chat and hated not being able to see it so much
Jerma seriously, Hell Yeah
2:59 the way he looks here is scary to me for some reason
It's just how he doesn't move his mouth much when he speaks is off-putting
That doofenshmurtz impression was actually pretty spot on lol
Absolutely DERANGED twitch partner ZERKS OFF on stream while his chat SCREAMS in HORROR
ZONKED streamer ZERKS off to ZORN on STREAM
Jerma the jerker
5:00 can someone explain ionizing radiation to jerma? better yet, tell him that visible light is radiation and he'll just sit in a pitch black room for the rest of his life.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE STARTED STREAMING AGAIN AAA, i know he's streaming today tho, so imma have twitch open, so i can get notifs
he HATES thousand year door
SURPRISE RETURN OF JUGGLES THE GREAT!?
No joke tho, more people need to play coin game. i started playing because jerma played it and let me tell you this game is more fun than you can imagine.
Jerma the Berzerker
It SLOSHING??!? 😱😱😱
He read 2 messages I said 😎
So yeah I'm kinda a big deal
And I'm also eating chips.