POV you just turned on the History Channel for the first time in 15 years

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  • @GaeFootballClub
    @GaeFootballClub 3 роки тому +2849

    little do we know this show is 17 seasons deep and these guys are each worth $4.3 billion

    • @LyonsTheMad
      @LyonsTheMad 3 роки тому +39

      I mean, if this were actually the case, could you even tell?

    • @kingtryptamine9501
      @kingtryptamine9501 3 роки тому +142

      Also the ice is actually hauled in by the crew. This show is fake news.

    • @rodrickard5528
      @rodrickard5528 5 днів тому +2

      I read that its filmed inside a fallen SpinLaunch chamber.

    • @kyleanderson7026
      @kyleanderson7026 3 дні тому

      ​@@rodrickard5528really? I heard it's where they filmed the moon landing but who knows anymore

  • @bedelian
    @bedelian 3 роки тому +17014

    It's not even parody. It's indistinguishable from the real thing.

    • @renkatsunomiya
      @renkatsunomiya 3 роки тому +280

      I’ma be honest. I didn’t even realize it was a parody until I’ve read the comment section. cx

    • @averixx06
      @averixx06 3 роки тому +34

      @@speedytypermananswers5551 Sometimes I go watch TLC just because it’s hilarious how dumb it is, and I’m really not that hard to please when it comes to TV, so I’ll watch shit I don’t even like just so I can make fun of how dumb I think it is, so then I’m pleased with it anyway.

    • @mimo__.-
      @mimo__.- 3 роки тому +15

      I actually thought this was real till I read the comments

    • @creativeink4407
      @creativeink4407 3 роки тому +18

      Why does your profile picture look like a mix of the 2 guys in the video

    • @samuraibobafett1118
      @samuraibobafett1118 3 роки тому +2

      True

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung Рік тому +3376

    I like how at the start he calls him his “best friend Bart” and then not even a minute later we find out their married

    • @PandaCake978
      @PandaCake978 Рік тому +617

      Just shows how strong their relationship is, just like the ice they walk on.

    • @bittercharmer1591
      @bittercharmer1591 Рік тому +168

      They were roommates!

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 Рік тому +117

      I love how it's a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of thing.

    • @MiroDaisuke
      @MiroDaisuke Рік тому +78

      When you have written a perfectly good intro and are NOT willing to alter it, no matter what.

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash Рік тому +68

      What’s better than marrying ur bestie 😆
      that’s what I wish for at least 🥺🙏

  • @freezeburn9875
    @freezeburn9875 Рік тому +965

    I love that it goes from
    “We haven’t missed a single day on this ice ever since our marriage!”
    To
    “We’re not going today cause my honeypie is cold”

    • @muninntog142
      @muninntog142 10 місяців тому +44

      Hey he went on that ice just didn’t stay on that ice

    • @rodrickard5528
      @rodrickard5528 5 днів тому

      That's what HE said! Snap!

  • @stuurhuis69
    @stuurhuis69 3 роки тому +5575

    "Every minute the guys are not walking on ice, they are losing money"

    • @Magusslettewestberg
      @Magusslettewestberg 3 роки тому +17

      read that in bear grylls voice

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html

    • @darkos1012
      @darkos1012 3 роки тому +91

      "...Which means they're walking on thin ice."

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 роки тому +146

      (Cuts to the interior of an office where someone is pretending to type on a computer) “I keep saying, we’ve got too much ice and not enough guys to walk on it. The guys have got to walk on more ice, or we’re done.”

    • @jamesharper9478
      @jamesharper9478 3 роки тому +5

      this is ice that melted ua-cam.com/video/e8lOZ9YVZ-M/v-deo.html

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 роки тому +16715

    Took me 24 seconds to realize this was a parody

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 3 роки тому +343

      It was a parody all along?

    • @Hi_Brien
      @Hi_Brien 3 роки тому +161

      Just cuz there is gayness in it doesn't mean it's a parody

    • @Inabasement
      @Inabasement 3 роки тому +425

      @@Hi_Brien I think it was because there was a video shown of him putting the ring on the others finger which kinda made it seem like it was there for comedic purpose because even if it were a man and woman it still would have been strange to see a random clip of a ring being put on one of their fingers for no reason

    • @mmmorgi
      @mmmorgi 3 роки тому +140

      I think the implication is that History channel doesnt have a ton of LGBTQ representation. That's the beauty of "art" though it's open to interpretation.

    • @brunnomenxa
      @brunnomenxa 3 роки тому +13

      And I just read the title before clicking.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Рік тому +1229

    The sandwich episode was such a hit that the History Channel created a spinoff based on the lives of the people who make the sandwiches. It's called Ice Guys: Cold Cuts. I love the explanations in these shows, the present tense is the icing on the cake. Just imagine the cast running around from one spot to the other as they put what just happened into words, rinsing and repeating for hours on end.

    • @why9541
      @why9541 Рік тому +13

      Dang that pun was cold

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 Рік тому +2

      the _icing_ on the cake...

    • @valletas
      @valletas Рік тому +2

      Yeah the food is cool and all but i just find the jokes a little too cold for my taste especially when they try to break the ice during the warm up for the episode

    • @captainmurphy4720
      @captainmurphy4720 3 місяці тому +1

      MADE ME LAUGH A YEAR AFTER YOU POSTED IT. THATS WHY YOU ARE THE SUPREME LEADER I GUESS.

    • @bingusman69
      @bingusman69 5 днів тому

      have you seen Ice Guys: Meltdown?

  • @meganreilly9944
    @meganreilly9944 Рік тому +88

    “My best friend Bart” 30 seconds later “When Bart and I took our wedding vows”

  • @anonuser5852
    @anonuser5852 3 роки тому +7694

    The sandwich argument needed more censored cursing. That would have really sold it.

    • @mantics3093
      @mantics3093 3 роки тому +110

      Omg, It would make it even better

    • @villyintheflesh
      @villyintheflesh 3 роки тому +128

      i disagree. the humor of this channel comes from their sort of low intensity awkwardness

    • @anonuser5852
      @anonuser5852 3 роки тому +189

      Nomfren I agree that the awkward humor here is their forte - however, you can’t really parody the channel that made Ice Road Truckers without parodying the huge expletive-laced meltdowns that lead absolutely nowhere. But, I do respect your opinion and I respect the integrity that these guys have to be able to make funny content without stooping to “lol cussing”. I just think this is the one example in which some censor bleeps would have helped them make their case.

    • @villyintheflesh
      @villyintheflesh 3 роки тому +21

      @@anonuser5852 yeah i respect your opinion too. i would actually be interested to see how the skit would look if they did cussing and bleeping and what not. as for parodying the show, i think i disagree. they did a pretty good job parodying it without the cussing or bleeping.
      full disclosure, i dont watch television or the history channel so i dont really know the exact show that theyre parodying, but i thought it was pretty funny all the same

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 3 роки тому +29

      This is just the UK version of the show, don't worry, in the US version it's way longer and has way more bleeps.

  • @criii4950
    @criii4950 2 роки тому +8544

    “If we didn’t do this, then nobody would.”
    The best throw away line I’ve ever heard

    • @borismohar5707
      @borismohar5707 Рік тому +103

      No one else would want to.

    • @LostLargeCats
      @LostLargeCats Рік тому +20

      @@borismohar5707 no one else does want to

    • @readmedotexe
      @readmedotexe Рік тому +75

      @@borismohar5707 That’s the joke!

    • @TheItalianoAssassino
      @TheItalianoAssassino Рік тому +33

      POV: You're Dr. Jack Graham Lee-Dickinson-Estevez from Kentucky Community College analyzing mermaid tissue samples you obtained from a sketchy "contact" in Peru

    • @u12bdragon
      @u12bdragon Рік тому +3

      @@TheItalianoAssassino wtf lol

  • @Lessembarrassingman
    @Lessembarrassingman Рік тому +245

    Whenever I think my job is hard, I remember these guys exist and I shut my trap

  • @izzy-hm2bz
    @izzy-hm2bz 4 місяці тому +40

    "the sandwich I sUPposeDlY ate" 5 seconds later "yeah I ate it"

  • @troliskimosko
    @troliskimosko 3 роки тому +3809

    the fucking fast walking edits are so exact

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому +4

      m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html

    • @zacharymorritt
      @zacharymorritt 3 роки тому +3

      @@Raclii Nice work on that vid dawg :)

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому +2

      @@zacharymorritt thx bro

    • @harroldyoungling1481
      @harroldyoungling1481 3 роки тому +4

      exact is found here ua-cam.com/video/e8lOZ9YVZ-M/v-deo.html

    • @troliskimosko
      @troliskimosko 3 роки тому +1

      @@Raclii that's pretty sick

  • @SteveCotroneoComedy
    @SteveCotroneoComedy 3 роки тому +18764

    "If we didn't do this, nobody would." That's...ALL of these shows. Perfect. Love the channel.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +374

      Its always like "Yeah, we know, theres a good reason for that."

    • @schmitopoom4911
      @schmitopoom4911 3 роки тому +3

      m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html

    • @wobblesman4316
      @wobblesman4316 3 роки тому +317

      “We’re putting our lives on the line everyday.”
      But why?

    • @harrison6082
      @harrison6082 3 роки тому +32

      It's better than nothing but ww2 documentaries like it used to be

    • @cartoons__for__kids_Hindi
      @cartoons__for__kids_Hindi 3 роки тому +98

      @@wobblesman4316 because if they don't, then nobody would 😆

  • @_bluepilledkiwi
    @_bluepilledkiwi Рік тому +1978

    The fact that they’re a couple makes it strangely more wholesome than anything I’ve ever seen on the History Channel.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Рік тому +171

      I laughed at first because I thought it was an apt parody of the kinda bromances you see in these shows, yet it also is pretty damn wholesome

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Рік тому +17

      @@caseywhite3150 yes

    • @lucase.2546
      @lucase.2546 Рік тому +14

      @@caseywhite3150 yes

    • @youtubecensorship842
      @youtubecensorship842 Рік тому +1

      Seemed kinda gay tbh

    • @EmergencyChannel
      @EmergencyChannel Рік тому

      Nah it's pretty gaaaaaaay

  • @georgesimmons5751
    @georgesimmons5751 Рік тому +64

    No matter how much Joel Haver I watch, I just can't stop myself coming back to this one

  • @Minronis
    @Minronis 3 роки тому +5517

    this is unrealistic: where's the twenty minutes of them not discussing their issues like adults so they can have drama?

    • @kindcolt2747
      @kindcolt2747 3 роки тому +146

      Reject adultry return to monke

    • @w0rloko
      @w0rloko 3 роки тому +21

      on MTV's The Challenge 😭

    • @bowwing333
      @bowwing333 3 роки тому +22

      It's not in the script, plus that would take a lot of writing they don't have time or money for.

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 3 роки тому +3

      @@bowwing333 Time for yeah money no

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 3 роки тому +13

      @@bowwing333 "We really want this new show to reflect real people in their real lives... alice, start getting together some of the best screenwriters"

  • @Sliphantom
    @Sliphantom 3 роки тому +42383

    I don't like how accurate this is.

    • @eder7468
      @eder7468 3 роки тому +693

      Its basically a 1:1 comparison

    • @HURBased
      @HURBased 3 роки тому +107

      VTAK

    • @TheRama2299
      @TheRama2299 3 роки тому +77

      He lives

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake 3 роки тому +27

      I hope the internet is doing better, how was the hearthstone stream yesterday?

    • @mutonfuton
      @mutonfuton 3 роки тому +86

      I just watched some History channel and yeah this is scarily accurate

  • @linneanelson6018
    @linneanelson6018 3 місяці тому +16

    I can’t wait until this video is fifteen years old

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 18 днів тому +3

      Hi future people! How are the shows in the future? Did Shrek 5 and Silverborn finally come out? Do people still say "bro" or are we leaving that behind?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Рік тому +196

    I love this show! I'm on season 8. The show was better before Bart left but I think Trevor was a good enough replacement. Still the show has me hooked! Such hardship, struggle. I feel thrilled and emotional. Someone please nominate this show for a Golden Globe or Emmy.

    • @augeebie
      @augeebie Рік тому +17

      Wait... does that mean Bart and Duncan got a divorce?! 😱😱

    • @augeebie
      @augeebie Рік тому +11

      @firstbass789 well at least they're still together 🥲🥲when the show ends, I know i'll be getting on that ice in their honor 😔😔

    • @TrouvatkiDePercusion
      @TrouvatkiDePercusion Рік тому +11

      The book was better.

    • @jokeman8467
      @jokeman8467 Рік тому +2

      @@TrouvatkiDePercusion "BuT, iN ThE BoOk" 🤓

    • @TrouvatkiDePercusion
      @TrouvatkiDePercusion Рік тому +2

      @@jokeman8467 yes.jpg

  • @KlericYT
    @KlericYT 3 роки тому +7478

    That relationship is solid and unbreakable!
    Unlike that ice.

    • @PlasmaWarrior.
      @PlasmaWarrior. 3 роки тому +13

      Go back to breaking BotW smh my head

    • @benjaninja
      @benjaninja 3 роки тому +19

      Ayyyy Kleric is in the comments! A great BotW glitcher with great taste in sketch comedy videos

    • @myname4577
      @myname4577 3 роки тому +9

      That VERY dangerous breakable cold ice

    • @user-jw6hs9mf4z
      @user-jw6hs9mf4z 3 роки тому +25

      I completely forgot that the youtubers I watch actually can watch videos themselves.

    • @ItsSpoggel
      @ItsSpoggel 3 роки тому +8

      Not unlike the character Thor in the movie Thor The Dark World

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 3 роки тому +2514

    The only unrealistic thing is that they acknowledged they're on a TV show. These kinds of guys always pretend they have no idea that they're on TV.

    • @jeremyc4811
      @jeremyc4811 3 роки тому +376

      "I don't know what I'm going to do if I miss this shipment, the company is gonna dock my pay this month by $1,200. Good thing the network is paying me $300k per season."

    • @scockery
      @scockery 3 роки тому +133

      "Uh-oh, mota trubble. We might get stuck out here in da swamp, brudda."
      "Why don't we ask the camera crew in the other boat to help?"
      "Brudda, you breakin' the suspension that disbeliefs!"

    • @lionidas4902
      @lionidas4902 3 роки тому +64

      "i'll cross this bridge on this truck, that can be very dangerous but i gotta do it"
      *Truck driver dies*
      Camera team: "well, that's unfortunate"

    • @fbiagent2848
      @fbiagent2848 3 роки тому +51

      They also pretend that their lives haven’t changed after making TV show money

    • @klaykid117
      @klaykid117 3 роки тому +36

      Someone said something once, most of reality TV is scripted but you know if you ever actually see the camera crew then shit is going down, that's at least why I like The Grand tour they never pretend they're not on a TV show

  • @TheWalkingRed
    @TheWalkingRed Рік тому +73

    I love how they're risking it all, going out onto that ice, while surrounded by tree stumps.

  • @beepboop9628
    @beepboop9628 Рік тому +29

    I feel so called out because I haven’t had cable in literally 15 years and the last time I was somewhere that had it and had Discovery Channel on, it was a show about building an aquarium in Shaqs house. The violin plucking during tense moments is sooo spot on too.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 місяці тому +1

      That sounds like Tanked, and it airs on Animal Planet.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 роки тому +7605

    10/10 would find on my grandpas DVR

  • @kylep5509
    @kylep5509 3 роки тому +3631

    "No more Mr. Ice Guy. Ice Guys 24 hour marathon, only on the History Chanel."

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 3 роки тому +1

      Looool

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html

    • @Iverath
      @Iverath 3 роки тому +81

      "You won't believe your ice"

    • @MrNicoBico
      @MrNicoBico 3 роки тому +21

      @@Raclii Don't do that

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrin 3 роки тому +19

      Approximately 80% of viewers are estimated to fall asleep within the first 12 minutes

  • @chrisdetky
    @chrisdetky Рік тому +90

    As a fellow Ice Guy with 69 years experience, I really appreciate these gentlemen bringing light to the problems we face every single day. It warms my heart to see proper representation in modern media.

  • @booksinbed7907
    @booksinbed7907 Рік тому +8

    “If we didn’t do this nobody would!”

  • @OMGImNotABanana
    @OMGImNotABanana 3 роки тому +2600

    "I'm gonna settle this like a man". Confess his mistake and apologized, mad lad

    • @watevr4evr
      @watevr4evr 3 роки тому +56

      The fact that that is what mad lads are now XD

    • @catherineromanov
      @catherineromanov 3 роки тому +4

      @@watevr4evr yes

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 роки тому +17

      @@watevr4evr I prefer these mad lads. Version 1.0, 2.0, 2.3.5.7.3.0, 4.0, 8.0, and 2.5 redux beta alpha omega.oh were all buggy as fuck.

    • @wookiecharmander4202
      @wookiecharmander4202 3 роки тому +24

      That's actually kind of wholesome

    • @davidbernemojar1542
      @davidbernemojar1542 3 роки тому +19

      It's because their "ice guys".

  • @DavidH2404
    @DavidH2404 3 роки тому +3214

    The spinning camera, the back to back crossed arms pose, it’s all just perfect.

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 3 роки тому +61

      Back to back crossed arms post was the nail in the coffin. So was the snow flying into the camera lense. They nailed it

    • @ravenfunderburg4782
      @ravenfunderburg4782 3 роки тому +8

      The tree punching like on that actual show on History Channel haha!

    • @kiricappuchin
      @kiricappuchin 3 роки тому +15

      and that really weird sped up cut of them walking

    • @TheRedJadex
      @TheRedJadex 3 роки тому +4

      Not to mention shaky cam.

    • @nicholaisminske780
      @nicholaisminske780 3 роки тому +4

      I see you play bloodborne

  • @blayneconroy3035
    @blayneconroy3035 Рік тому +23

    You actually managed to create a complex feeling of nostalgia from when I was a child watching the History Channel with my dad… from a satire piece. Impressive!

  • @underthesun-ml4mu
    @underthesun-ml4mu 10 місяців тому +9

    I would totally watch a TV show about two best-friends/gay couple resolving their differences in the cold northern climates

  • @PowdergameFan18
    @PowdergameFan18 3 роки тому +3009

    Its the cuts and the angles that really sell every shot. They did their research.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 3 роки тому +6780

    I bet this show would have a promotional billboard that says something like *"No More Mr. Ice Guys"*

    • @Solodolo84
      @Solodolo84 3 роки тому +81

      😭😭😭😭 I'm done 🍻

    • @AriEugene
      @AriEugene 3 роки тому +85

      I'm angry that this is so accurate lol

    • @Solodolo84
      @Solodolo84 3 роки тому +138

      Then get ready for the spin-off series "Cold Timers" from the makers of Grumpy old men and Ice Guys 😂😂😂😂

    • @thegreenxeno9430
      @thegreenxeno9430 3 роки тому +32

      That's just for the season finale.

    • @BackForwardPunch
      @BackForwardPunch 3 роки тому +20

      Doesn’t make sense, but the joke still lands

  • @VincentVanBro
    @VincentVanBro 26 днів тому +5

    Been waiting 3 years for season 2

  • @logger22
    @logger22 Рік тому +13

    I can already picture my dad chuckling at the “I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE”

  • @cerebrospinal87
    @cerebrospinal87 3 роки тому +14112

    The excessive arm crossing and aggressively walking towards the camera is on point.

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 роки тому +507

      Aggressively walking in slow motion, then QUICKLY SWITCHING TO SPED UP AND THEN back to slow motion.

    • @cerebrospinal87
      @cerebrospinal87 2 роки тому +337

      @@Circuitssmith Also the generic hard rock playing in the background.

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 2 роки тому +128

      Circular paaaannnss! While standing back to back arms folded, for no reason.

    • @cerebrospinal87
      @cerebrospinal87 2 роки тому +11

      @@Domarius64 spot on, my man

    • @pip-pip5029
      @pip-pip5029 2 роки тому +7

      The arm crossing!!!

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +8627

    You know the ads were hyping up the drama of the sandwich theft only for it to be solved in under a minute

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 3 роки тому +37

      Nice dog!

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +41

      @@juliee593 he is!

    • @sam-ts5mq
      @sam-ts5mq 3 роки тому +2

      TRUE LOL

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 3 роки тому

      Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

    • @BradGreer
      @BradGreer 3 роки тому +42

      The commercial break comes in when Dinkus says he's going to handle it like a man.

  • @all-in-eye5646
    @all-in-eye5646 Рік тому +13

    I love how dramatic the intro feels, actual shows do that and create tension with nothing.
    Great job of pointing them out in a peaceful manner.

  • @downsyndromebear
    @downsyndromebear 7 місяців тому +6

    I've watched this episode probably 33 times. I'll probably watch it about 33 more times. Joel and Trent are cinematic geniuses.

  • @tinyhotopicbitch
    @tinyhotopicbitch 3 роки тому +15989

    The only thing missing: The extremely tense cliff hanger with someone yelling before it cuts to commercial, just for things to be perfectly fine when the show comes back.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +637

      Holy shit they STILL do that?

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 3 роки тому +348

      Like glass breaking and yelling

    • @angeldelgado7120
      @angeldelgado7120 3 роки тому +69

      brand new eyes is a badass album!!

    • @tinyhotopicbitch
      @tinyhotopicbitch 3 роки тому +9

      @@angeldelgado7120 😍

    • @badjokezach6359
      @badjokezach6359 3 роки тому +172

      What the?! Where’s my sandwich??
      *Tense music plays
      We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor.

  • @pbfloyd13
    @pbfloyd13 3 роки тому +35918

    This may be a parody, but History would absolutely greenlight this for at least 5 seasons.

  • @jasonproctor1943
    @jasonproctor1943 Рік тому +5

    oh my god that intro is perfection, being from the UK and seeing so many programs from the US, that have exactly that style of intro, on any subject, to make it sound and look way cooler than the reality of it, you have nailed it

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 3 дні тому +2

    This is literally exactly how I feel about those shows

  • @caltheuntitled8021
    @caltheuntitled8021 3 роки тому +3343

    Unrealistic, they would stretch that sandwich argument out for the full episode

    • @ToomanyFrancis
      @ToomanyFrancis 3 роки тому +132

      That was the whole episode.

    • @caltheuntitled8021
      @caltheuntitled8021 3 роки тому +29

      @@ToomanyFrancis I meant a full half hour long episode, maybe even an hour long one

    • @littlenelsky
      @littlenelsky 3 роки тому +37

      Thats the point... this is showing what the shows would look like if they took all the extra rubbish out... there would be no substance

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 роки тому +8

      Oh my god, I just realized that reality TV is just Dragon Ball. It’s all Dragon Ball.

    • @czechmix221
      @czechmix221 3 роки тому

      @@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yes, dont ask next time you wanna be funny

  • @claire969
    @claire969 3 роки тому +33993

    literally the history channel is just reality tv for dads

    • @swinute8374
      @swinute8374 3 роки тому +1144

      This way too accurate

    • @Zephyr61621
      @Zephyr61621 3 роки тому +1678

      It even has its own manly cooking show “forged in fire!”

    • @John-tg5vn
      @John-tg5vn 3 роки тому +239

      Tv for ADS

    • @anonymoushonesty2688
      @anonymoushonesty2688 3 роки тому +129

      For me it's just a canceled channel.

    • @delancey3181
      @delancey3181 3 роки тому +126

      My dad watches history channel all a lot lol

  • @froginthemachine
    @froginthemachine Рік тому +5

    I had to rewatch this to fully appreciate how accurate all the goofy shots and transitions they did were. I never even noticed how often I've seen things like that quick 360 shot when introducing someone in these types of shoes

  • @many_lives4925
    @many_lives4925 3 дні тому +1

    This is so accurate.....it makes me really miss when the History channel actually had history content.

  • @CatWithHumanEars
    @CatWithHumanEars 2 роки тому +14993

    Don't forget that every single episode is another potentially "Season ending" tragedy that turns out to be solved in 15 minutes tops

    • @maxr.mamint8580
      @maxr.mamint8580 2 роки тому +483

      Well, there's only 20 minutes of content on a one hour episode, if you remove the commercials. And the first five minutes of every segment is going back over the previous segment again, so as to make up some time.

    • @wabc2336
      @wabc2336 2 роки тому +67

      Like the sandwich

    • @norkshit
      @norkshit Рік тому +26

      @@maxr.mamint8580 are you.. 20 minutes????? I’ve been watching that many ads??????

    • @durttheelder4035
      @durttheelder4035 Рік тому +44

      @@norkshit slight exaggeration I think it's more like 40 min show 20 min of ads
      or at least last of me watching history channel that's what it was

    • @Cheapthrill1979
      @Cheapthrill1979 Рік тому +6

      The spectacles were on his head the whole time!

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +6445

    this is just so accurate.

  • @jayc.9968
    @jayc.9968 Рік тому +6

    My favorite subtle detail was the music during the scene where he's looking for his sandwich in the car. Something normal is happening but it's mildly more remarkable because of that iconic music

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy Рік тому +4

    "we take a lot of risks on this show, and sometimes... we don't..."

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol 3 роки тому +15795

    the way how accurately they followed history channel style with joels vibe still remaining gives me the goosebumps

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому +7

      m.ua-cam.com/video/A9veFTdXGtg/v-deo.html

    • @r2deplex
      @r2deplex 3 роки тому +104

      Im going to now use the line at work in the factory " we take a lot of risk makjng foam, but today we arent't cause my sweet honey pie *insert name isnt feeling good. We are gojng to snuggle up and drink hot cocoa by the fire."

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 3 роки тому +27

      @@Raclii this is an unrelated link

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому

      @@TheCat_3 i mean his other videos are animation so

    • @Dubyahh
      @Dubyahh 3 роки тому +12

      The first line you wrote makes me feel like I'm having a stroke

  • @thepriest4302
    @thepriest4302 3 роки тому +2352

    You forgot ad breaks every time anything intresting happens.

    • @jiffbombastic3694
      @jiffbombastic3694 3 роки тому +125

      Or when nothing happens

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html

    • @Scorpio9809
      @Scorpio9809 3 роки тому +100

      Then coming back and it gets resolved really underwhelmingly and/or quickly

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 3 роки тому +61

      @@Scorpio9809 But only after they replay the teaser bit that hyped it up before the ad break again

    • @davidrandom1979
      @davidrandom1979 3 роки тому +41

      And then a 5 minute recap of what just happened after every ad break.

  • @estarossa1847
    @estarossa1847 Рік тому +17

    This is a hilarious parody of the history channel. I showed this to my dad and brother tho and they were both hung up on the fact that the dudes were married

  • @AndrewFloydWebber
    @AndrewFloydWebber 2 дні тому +1

    I’m afraid to even see my old favorite channels now. I cut cable to save money in the Spring of ‘11 and I don’t think it’s worth going back to.

  • @mcooke99
    @mcooke99 3 роки тому +3756

    This is just straight up indistinguishable from an actual history channel show

    • @schore69
      @schore69 3 роки тому +39

      down to the fucking music... its all there!

    • @uttermostvids631
      @uttermostvids631 3 роки тому +22

      What do you mean? This isn't the history channel?

    • @BarrioKing-nb9ms
      @BarrioKing-nb9ms 3 роки тому +13

      I thought it was real at first

    • @goldenretriever1528
      @goldenretriever1528 3 роки тому +8

      I deadass thought it was real

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 3 роки тому +2

      @@goldenretriever1528 I haven't watched tv let alone history channel in years so I also thought this was real

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 роки тому +8746

    *This show is truly groundbreaking,*
    as in the ground can break any minute now.

    • @ujha4915
      @ujha4915 3 роки тому +13

      We’re still waiting for it to.

    • @latewizard301
      @latewizard301 3 роки тому

      Omg...

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 3 роки тому +7

      nIce one! Snow joke, that was one of the best puns I’ve heard as of late

    • @L4V0lpe
      @L4V0lpe 3 роки тому +4

      0:27

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/odmIfaySJrs/v-deo.html

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 5 місяців тому +4

    Coming up next: Did the Intergalactic Wizard Cartel make a deal with Hitler?

  • @alanz90
    @alanz90 Рік тому +15

    Brilliant work! This was literally every American reality show. Felt like I was watching a genuine show on TV 😆

  • @ZayRashod
    @ZayRashod 3 роки тому +5773

    This was too realistic..but when dinkus admitted he ate the sandwich I really felt his apology to morkanhdhehdheh his lover

    • @vodago
      @vodago 3 роки тому +14

      hongous

    • @matthewjury4385
      @matthewjury4385 3 роки тому +5

      Dinkis

    • @lordabaddon8683
      @lordabaddon8683 3 роки тому +2

      Oh hey world famous music reaction channel, Zay Rashod

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola 3 роки тому +30

      Dude. Spoilers wtf....shit was right there without even opening the comments when i clicked the vid...my god

    • @jhaybz29
      @jhaybz29 3 роки тому +2

      Did he!? My goodness... But still it was a heartfelt apology so I guess we have to forgive the guy~

  • @Hildegardvonblingin
    @Hildegardvonblingin 3 роки тому +15012

    Accurate and SO well edited. You guys, this is a cut above.

    • @vinceespada750
      @vinceespada750 3 роки тому +148

      Omg lady hildegard.

    • @audreyandremington5265
      @audreyandremington5265 3 роки тому +70

      I love you!!!!!!!!! Bardcore is the meaning of life!!!!

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 роки тому +4

      @@vinceespada750
      m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html

    • @OneManRevolution223
      @OneManRevolution223 3 роки тому +37

      ITS YOU!!! I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!

    • @RaymondArias
      @RaymondArias 3 роки тому +35

      Ah, Milady Hildegard! Thee did bless us with thy presence.

  • @Dat-Mudkip
    @Dat-Mudkip Рік тому +2

    The History Channel needs to change their tagline to
    History - "It's anything but!"

  • @tiakitair135
    @tiakitair135 4 дні тому

    The editing, pacing and music choices really sells it. Haver has done it again!

  • @Geobeetle
    @Geobeetle 3 роки тому +1951

    The History channel had two methods of dealing with their series: make a good one and have it run for ten episodes and then cancel it, or make an okay one give it 30 seasons and milk it for all its worth

    • @SirButtz
      @SirButtz 3 роки тому +125

      Either way they only use about 8 hours of footage

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 3 роки тому +83

      Because a good one costs money and an okay ones costs 3 pringles and half a tealeaf

    • @TheeMizver
      @TheeMizver 3 роки тому +4

      Rip mysterys at the museum

    • @Xcizior
      @Xcizior 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheeMizver rip mail call. that was fun.

    • @SilverRiMiX
      @SilverRiMiX 3 роки тому +4

      Just like Cartoon Network post-2017.

  • @NovakiSalem
    @NovakiSalem 3 роки тому +1431

    “If we didn’t do this, nobody would”

    • @aaeve5676
      @aaeve5676 3 роки тому +8

      At least they're honest...

  • @KaleDarville
    @KaleDarville Рік тому +2

    Oh my god the cuts are literally perfect. Amazing!

  • @shawnbottom4769
    @shawnbottom4769 7 днів тому +1

    The accuracy of this spoof is why I haven't had cable for about, yep, fifteen years.

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 3 роки тому +8633

    The only thing missing is 20 minutes of dramatic filler.

    • @lightningbulb227
      @lightningbulb227 3 роки тому +339

      Yeah because the stolen sandwich arc was really important to the series

    • @mj2carlsbad
      @mj2carlsbad 3 роки тому +87

      That was entirely in here, wtf u mean

    • @landonlove4101
      @landonlove4101 3 роки тому +100

      Except 60% of the filler is just reused footage over an over

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 3 роки тому +77

      There should have been 2 commercial breaks by the time the sandwich drama was settled

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 3 роки тому +5

      You mean commercials.

  • @Big-Papa-Smurf
    @Big-Papa-Smurf 3 роки тому +4230

    Dad: "Reality TV is terrible. This stuff is rotting your brain."
    Also Dad: (Proceeds to watch History Channel all day)

    • @toxendon
      @toxendon 3 роки тому +130

      @@nicolascordone8180 How. How is it interesting to watch the same shit with the same formula that has run for over a decade.

    • @Drdarktouch2
      @Drdarktouch2 3 роки тому +156

      @@toxendon dad brain is a hell of a drug

    • @christopherrivera9827
      @christopherrivera9827 3 роки тому +39

      @@nicolascordone8180 i will sit down with my grandpa occasionally and watch History channel with him. It is slightly entertaining, but it is not the content I hope to see from them. I miss real history, I want to learn something new.

    • @christopherrivera9827
      @christopherrivera9827 3 роки тому

      @@nicolascordone8180 yeah 10-4 you're right

    • @alter9851
      @alter9851 3 роки тому +1

      @@nicolascordone8180 well i hope history reruns duck dynasty

  • @Jason32Bourne
    @Jason32Bourne Рік тому +2

    This is too damn accurate.

  • @flyhightyty
    @flyhightyty Рік тому +7

    This is spot on 10/10, History channel would extend this 3 min video into 3 seasons. Complete with wild animal noise cliff hangers and the like..

  • @01Zipang
    @01Zipang 3 роки тому +4766

    Thing is skinny guy who is eccentric and occasionally causes trouble and big burly beard man who is the voice of reason is almost all history shows

  • @Aeolous1
    @Aeolous1 3 роки тому +520

    they shouldve invited their buddy whos an expert on ice

    • @MrtinVarela
      @MrtinVarela 3 роки тому +31

      But then it was out of scope for the expert on ice so the he relayed them to an expert in walking on ice.

  • @anderspeterson9624
    @anderspeterson9624 Рік тому +5

    The random walking speed ups is 110 percent accurate to history channel, I literally watched it the other day

  • @sapphireous1083
    @sapphireous1083 Рік тому +6

    This is so accurate and such a common trope xD felt like I just watched all the shows at once and can’t even name them at the same time. Such a weird feeling

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +6646

    This is pure art

  • @HunterShows
    @HunterShows 3 роки тому +8207

    Coming up next: How Aliens Infiltrated Hitler's Inner Circle

    • @BlackSeranna
      @BlackSeranna 3 роки тому +296

      While Walking On Ice

    • @JB-1138
      @JB-1138 3 роки тому +255

      Hitler or Aliens are always up next on the history channel.

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 3 роки тому +72

      It would not surprise me in the slightest find out that this is an actual show

    • @KristinkaAranova
      @KristinkaAranova 3 роки тому +159

      How hitler sold alien technology to pawn shops

    • @Fandom_Junkie
      @Fandom_Junkie 3 роки тому +33

      @@JK-ei7wr it sounds too much like something they would make

  • @harrisonthecarguy3734
    @harrisonthecarguy3734 Рік тому +2

    This seems like something I'd watch with my dad around Christmas and it makes me feel good

  • @scobythebloodless2310
    @scobythebloodless2310 7 місяців тому

    This is pure gold. Thank you for making this

  • @dandyhighway-man8701
    @dandyhighway-man8701 3 роки тому +2484

    And now tune in for: Hitlers secret Magic Underwater Bunker

    • @phelanlawson1995
      @phelanlawson1995 3 роки тому +140

      Dude for real. I get it the nazi's were into alot of occultist stuff but holy crap it gets ridiculous.

    • @thuranz2773
      @thuranz2773 3 роки тому +24

      Those fracking Yggdmillennias

    • @randomshyte9989
      @randomshyte9989 3 роки тому +116

      And dont forget the 10 hour special of Hitler ancient bunker aliens that comes with drama, bigfoot hunting and the lost city of Atlantis and a small shop.

    • @JamesTheAxeThrower
      @JamesTheAxeThrower 3 роки тому +47

      @@randomshyte9989 everyone knows hitlers bunker is on OAK ISLAND

    • @leperiv4378
      @leperiv4378 3 роки тому +24

      Bro every year during August it's literally nazi stuff and the theories Hitler didn't suicide and went to Argentina

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 роки тому +12321

    The line between fantasy and reality blurs with each passing day

  • @joeknapp9162
    @joeknapp9162 Рік тому +3

    Joel always gets me giggling 😆 awesome clip, appreciate you guys!

  • @chugtheduff
    @chugtheduff Рік тому +39

    I love the last part when Duncan called Bart his sweet honey pie and talked about hot cocoa, the camera shook the whole time. It’s clear that they had a lot of fun creating the backstory to the characters. Great job! I really enjoyed this slice of Heavell

  • @julio709
    @julio709 3 роки тому +2923

    And now get ready for a new episode of: Hitler's Secret Plasma-Fed Moon Dolphins

    • @julio709
      @julio709 3 роки тому +15

      @Drenrams aw thanks man

    • @harrison6082
      @harrison6082 3 роки тому +44

      I actually remember when the history channel was nothing but ww2 documentaries

    • @xXxCatsnakexXx
      @xXxCatsnakexXx 3 роки тому +6

      I’d buy that for a dollar

    • @junibug6790
      @junibug6790 3 роки тому +10

      I would watch that in a fukkin' heartbeat.

    • @doggonedog9133
      @doggonedog9133 3 роки тому +4

      Will there be actual moon dolphins?

  • @david-barna
    @david-barna 3 роки тому +4780

    "If we didn't do this, nobody would" - Well, he's not wrong

    • @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
      @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 2 роки тому +5

      This comment sucks nobody likes quotes

    • @REvoLverj98
      @REvoLverj98 2 роки тому +29

      @@jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I would hate quotes too if I didn't know how to use proper punctuation.

    • @Sir_Isaac_Newton_
      @Sir_Isaac_Newton_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I agree with you. I don't disagree with you. I support you. You have my support. Have a good day. A good day have.

    • @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
      @jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 2 роки тому

      @@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ I respect your opinion as well, have a great day

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 2 роки тому +2

      Well, he’s not wrong was a true visionary of our time, shame they had to leave us so soon

  • @emmastrange5557
    @emmastrange5557 Рік тому +3

    The only thing it's missing is for them to explain something and then have an "expert" say the exact same thing.

  • @beepboop9628
    @beepboop9628 Рік тому +1

    I swear I’ve heard that background music at 1:17 in one of those shows about the bubonic plague, witch trials, cryptids or something. It’s always the theme music and they play it over a montage of images from manuscripts stitched together before ending on the show and episode title.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 3 роки тому +3566

    Transcendent as usual Joel.

    • @rhettboogie7779
      @rhettboogie7779 3 роки тому +5

      well hello there

    • @jeyman2099
      @jeyman2099 3 роки тому +14

      Oh hey it's the guy who made my plush- I mean action figures.

    • @darthnahte6787
      @darthnahte6787 3 роки тому +3

      Hey your that book guy

    • @WhoCares-zk3il
      @WhoCares-zk3il 3 роки тому +3

      No doubt my man

    • @illjan
      @illjan 3 роки тому +6

      Can you stop having the same taste in channels like I do?

  •  3 роки тому +4739

    I thought this was just an episode of some show, didn’t realize it was fake until I recognized them...

    • @beckel3593
      @beckel3593 3 роки тому +22

      Woah, a verified Account with no likes..

    • @gigabytemon
      @gigabytemon 3 роки тому +43

      But can you do an AK trick akimbo reload on the ice though? I see a potential collaboration opportunity here.

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 3 роки тому +27

      Hey it's the reload guy who posts femboys

    • @holysparkbatman
      @holysparkbatman 3 роки тому +1

      Is that an abridged helsing reference

    • @pian-0g445
      @pian-0g445 3 роки тому +11

      Oh no, is this a sign of a collab? Boys, brace yourself, cause some gunslinging femboy is coming to town

  • @oogrooq
    @oogrooq Рік тому +2

    The worst part is the constant cliffhanger-commercial break-recap cycle they go through just to fill time.

  • @foy5051
    @foy5051 2 дні тому +1

    Almost feels like a Rick and Morty Multiversal TV episode

  • @potawatadingdong
    @potawatadingdong 3 роки тому +2889

    "If we didn't do this, nobody would"
    You don't say.

  • @BishopIvy
    @BishopIvy 3 роки тому +805

    "If we didn't do this, nobody would!"

    • @mcalphax
      @mcalphax 3 роки тому +13

      just realized how funny that line is

    • @F4c2a
      @F4c2a 3 роки тому +13

      I mean it does *sound* pretty noble.

    • @AdellRedwinters
      @AdellRedwinters 3 роки тому +7

      He's not wrong

    • @brandonjerome
      @brandonjerome 3 роки тому +1

      O ya so true

  • @ShudowWolf
    @ShudowWolf Рік тому +3

    This is painfully accurate.
    As in I legit had to watch in parts because it was causing physical pain because of its accuracy.
    So nailed it, great job.

  • @Squashmalio
    @Squashmalio Рік тому +2

    the sound effect after he asks the other guy if he ate his sandwich killed me

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 3 роки тому +719

    Let's not forget about the 180 tone shift between the reality shows and the conspiracy junk once the night block starts. You could go from Pawn Stars to Ancient Aliens in just one commercial break.

    • @poopdhaarman5377
      @poopdhaarman5377 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/odmIfaySJrs/v-deo.html

    • @dragan2324
      @dragan2324 3 роки тому +17

      @@KevinJDildonik
      "What you got there"
      "Oh it's an alien implant, I'm looking to sell it"
      "How much are you wanting for it?"
      "Well it's a pretty mint condition implant, I was thinking $20"
      "ALRIGHT I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL IN AN EXPERT ON THIS-

    • @forevermarked5826
      @forevermarked5826 3 роки тому

      All part of the agenda...all part if the agenda

  • @sgtpepper0spray
    @sgtpepper0spray 3 роки тому +1389

    "If we didn't do this, nobody would." That's.... accurate. Unusual for the modern History channel.

    • @PaletoB
      @PaletoB 3 роки тому +24

      At some point history channel just ran out of history, realizing they had covered all known historical things.... so they turned to reality tv... making FUTURE HISTORY!!!

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 3 роки тому

      @@PaletoB
      My mind has been blown

    • @thewastedwanderer5787
      @thewastedwanderer5787 3 роки тому +3

      @@PaletoB that is ridiculously arrogant to think we covered everything we can on history (or that we even have it all right!) more like History Channel ran out of good ideas just like Animal Planet it's like watching sci-fi or some crap

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 3 роки тому

      Actually, I checked the data, and it turns out if the Ice Guys didn't walk on ice, somebody else still would.

    • @tw33kish
      @tw33kish 3 роки тому

      @@TheHadMatters "Ice Guys: Debunked" coming up?

  • @Jim73
    @Jim73 Рік тому

    this still makes me so happy. thank you

  • @jonnnnniej
    @jonnnnniej Рік тому

    This one of the first Joel Haver videos I saw! It's impossible to not be a fan immediately 😊