@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5Jesus Christ in a discussion about marriage, for some reason: "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." Matthew 19:12 KJV r
@@SuperMrHigginsWhat does that mean exactly? Reducing stuff like this to Left/Right shows a major lack in overall knowledge. But since you had to go there, people considered to be in the "Right" are genuinely better people (at almost everything) who are considered to be on the "Left". In your paradigm.
@@lred1383 you could resonably say sorry 2 times per 1 second accurately. so thats roughly 120 per minute 7200 per hour so yeah, roughly 1 and a half hours would get you there
I love insects . I know this sketch make the angel be the insanse guy , but bugs are pretty hurmless and i do think it is cruel to kill them . They are just small littel guys flying around , doing their thing , you don't allowd to kill a dog that bark while you are trying to sleep - but you are allowd to kill a cockroach just because you like how he looks like . I am serious , bugs deserve more respect .
@@eyalmeirbarnea8706I would never want to go near your house. Spiders are good, bettles are alright, but cockroaches? Get outta here man. Not to mention they can fuck up your food if you just leave it out for a bit. Moths can also put eggs in your rice and other foodstuffs. Its unhygienic
- I worked at the shelter for 10 years - You worked for free? You got scammed - What?! - That's a scam My god, Joel made me laugh so hard. It's a brilliant line
He has a point though, there are so many nonsense jobs out there that pay big bucks, but whenever it comes to actually helping people, doing something relevant, you're supposed to do that for free? I'm an atheist (happy atheist day, btw March 23), but if there were a higher power judging the morality of our actions, they would most certainly call that a "scam".
"I wanna be mad at myself, but... I could've never have known this, this is insane" is a golden line and sold the skit for me. What an absolutely human response. This guy might not deserve heaven because he's a bug slayer, but he's ok in my book. Send him to the first level of hell to be a janitor at a Denny's.
@@cowlinator why are you filled with questions? Was what I said puzzling? Bugs do have brains, they also have eyes and they can sense with antenna just as we can smell and hear. They’re not just filled with goo lol. There’s a little person in that tiny shell.
I mean, I do that pretty often with mosquitoes and... they do not go away, they bite you. Thats precisially their entire point of existence, to bite you and suck your blood. Wasp? Sometimes they go away, but not mosquitoes... Dear Mr. God. Can we at least kill mosquitoes? They want to drink us bro...
I definitely think that was more referring to the wasps. I've definitely found that just ignoring wasps has worked for me so far, but mosquitoes are a different story :(
@@Joel-Haver I’m glad you did, and I’m glad you are continually trying new things! It’s always a breath of fresh creative air to see the cool ideas you have for everything you do here
I adore the style of this, the paper feel on the performers with the low frame rate is such a nice way to give the video a distinct aesthetic, and the choice to LEAVE IN the rigging on god-bug was hilarious. I’m almost certain it was more of a pain in the ass to mask them in than just erase them. I think creative choices like this can make such a difference to online film, so rather than feeling like a “flat” green screen performance they have an identity more their own, much like with the assisted rotoscoping animation. 👍🤜🏻👍💋🙏
Duely noted! No more killing bugs. But you GOTTA let us know the other 4 things, Joel. You gotta let us know! You've been to the other side and back, we know you know them!
Should have liked and subscribed when people asked you to it cost you so little and obviously means so much to them we just don't think someone who wouldn't click 2 buttons to help another person out deserves to be here
As a Satanic Chaos Mage who formerly wanted to be an Entomologist I have a lot of respect for the feild, and your joke, thank you for the work you do. I love insects very much! God is a giant cockroach jk! 💜❤️💜❤️
@@Pretzil43 those chosen few serve as religious artifacts. The exhumed bodies of exonerated saints and bishops. They serve as icons and alter pieces in place of the cross and the trinity.
"Not looking at them" is actually the correct strategy for wasps. When they hover, they're just curious about you. If you are calm, they leave. If you panic, they feel threatened and might stab you.
Actually, calmly pushing them away has been the most succesful strategy for me so far. You don't threaten them (which a quick motion or hard motions might do) but you still lightly annoy them so they leave you alone. It's just hard to do calmly when you first start doing it, but I've gotten a lot of experience with wasps at my place of work (outdoors bar) and gently pushing them is probably the best strategy. That, or doing the cup-strategy and releasing them 100m further haha.
Honestly yeah, did that for this one wasp, and it eventually turned out with me being on fairly good terms with that wasp's whole family. Basically, little dude wanted to eat my yogurt, but flew in and got stuck, so I pulled them out and cleaned them off carefully, keeping watch that no birds would eat the yogurt-covered wasp until the little dude was clean enough and dry enough to fly away. After that, all of the wasps who looked like that one tended to fly a bit closer to me, but they were chill about it. It kinda seemed like they thought that I might be safe-ish to be near, which was pretty neat!
That doesn’t always work I’ve walked into my home once and wasp stung me for literally no reason most bugs are chill but dang hornets and yellow jackets are pure evil
@@hoppybirdy6967 I did something similar with a dobsonfly. Little guy got stuck on the house paneling by his wings somehow. I gently peeled him off and started straightening his wings. He'd try flying by jumping between my hands, then display his wings to me like "Little more, please." It was the most adorable thing. Insects can be so cute. Which is why God said no more than 200 deaths per person
on the bright side, the discussions i see here are about 70% more civil than the usual, (cause joel is awesome and joel viewers are awesome), still can't escape the people entering with way out of proportion claims lmao
i feel insanely relieved that i stopped killing bugs like 6 or 7 years ago, but i'm probably way over the 200 limit already, however maybe the change in behavior will look good on my review
Joel could have easily rested on his laurels with his rotoscoping aesthetic, he could have not shared it with others, he could have just kept doing the same ol but he *chooses* to try new things and raise the bar constantly. It must be tiring as fuck but I super appreciate the effort he puts into his craft. Rock on dude.
I am always impressed with your sketches, so funny every single time. I never know what to expect, I was dying. Thanks for always providing some good full body laughs, it was very much needed today.
This reminded me of a creepy pasta (I think it was a creepy pasta) about a time traveler that went back to see Jesus but it turned out he was a man-sized bug wearing robes, but no one around him noticed. Then Bug Jesus noticed the time traveler and could tell that he could see his true form. I tried googling to no avail. Can't remember how it ends. Edit: The story was "We Discovered A Scroll Containing An Eye Witness Account Of The Crucifixion". Not really a giant bug man, but it had a spider-like face. Also, no time travel, just an eyewitness account on a scroll.
@@SpectraVoidborn I believe it was meant to be a scary story, from what I can remember. IIRC Bug Jesus was NOT happy with his cover potentially being blown.
@@SpectraVoidborn I found it. It wasn't a time traveler. It was a scroll written by a Roman witness discovered by archeologists. The story is called ""We Discovered A Scroll Containing An Eye Witness Account Of The Crucifixion""
Yes, I have always fantasized that the afterlife would be full knowledge of all the trivial matters in my life, how many breaths, amounts of spit and tears produced, Hostess Twinkies eaten, how many steps and stubbed toes. How many people I met. I would also be interested in seeing the results of a full autopsy of my deceased body, like a forensic depth, investigative report. Or like Sherlock Holmes telling my story from the clues my corpse left.
A good joke with a surprisingly nice editing style, stop motion humans with live voice over feels weirdly novel and overdue at the same time. ... tldr good stuff
I'll be honest, I saw this video when it came out and till this day I am reminded of lines from this video at random times during the day. And each thought of some dialogue in this video makes me happy
It's impossible to predict which direction a Joel Haver sketch is going to go.
I cant even make out the reasoning for the low frame rate
@@ralek592 airy heaveny vibe
That's the best part about his content lol
@@ralek592 It's supposed to look like a stop-motion collage.
Except when the youtube app shows you the top comment before you can watch it 😭
"You worked for free? You got scammed." This was fantastic
I was LOL at that part. 🤣
😂
Right wing heaven. All ya gotta do is pay the fee.
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5Jesus Christ in a discussion about marriage, for some reason: "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
Matthew 19:12 KJV
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@@SuperMrHigginsWhat does that mean exactly? Reducing stuff like this to Left/Right shows a major lack in overall knowledge. But since you had to go there, people considered to be in the "Right" are genuinely better people (at almost everything) who are considered to be on the "Left". In your paradigm.
You've saved my eternal life, Joel. I'm at 197 kills right now. If not for you, I'd never be able to make it to heaven. Thank you. God bless.
Well, there’s still 4 more things they check for lol
Bugs right? 197 bugs?
Enjoy living the rest of your life in fear of killing 4 bugs by accident
@@emmetmatthews7559 and they're all bug-related
it would have been a shame to fail in the last 3 months.
"So why stare at the little angry ones that have the little tiny knives?!"
My god, the delivery on this was amazing. Great skit like always, everyone
it like, made so much sense to me.. but I know for a fact they wont go away if I look away
@@-dennis3755 change where you are
My favorite was definitely "WE thought that was a lot!"
Because they keep getting close to me and I’m scared of them getting close because they sting and they’re scary
hes right tho. You shouldnt stare at the italians
"I volunteered at a homeless shelter for 10 years"
"You worked for free, you got scammed"
😂😂😂 I am dying!!
You're dying? Better hope you haven't killed too many bugs, then!
The fact that God let us kill 200 bugs while it's a bug is pretty chill.
Then you realize it's the same number for humans
I think the intention is that anyone who kills over 200 is beyond redemption. I would *assume* killing any has to be outweigh by your good acts
God be chill like that.
So then I'm good since I only killed 193 humans, right?
That's well under the bug max.
Ever thought of how many you kill just by walking around?
Never in a million years did I think this sketch would end with the line "I got infinite ammo bitch"
😂😂
ssshhh
I read this comment before I finished the video. But I STILL didn't expect it to end that way.
God knows all the cheat codes.
And thus spaketh the Lord, amen.
"Can you say sorry 11,271 times?" Hell yeah I can if it'll get me into heaven.
it's not even that much. Would take like 2 hours
Keep in mind that it is bug heaven
But you would have to say it EXACTLY 11,271 times or otherwise you'd go straight down to hell, insaneo style.
@@lred1383 you could resonably say sorry 2 times per 1 second accurately.
so thats roughly 120 per minute
7200 per hour
so yeah, roughly 1 and a half hours would get you there
@@MrWillsonx Damn, I'll just get shot 11,271 times then. At least God is the one keeping count
This is one of my favorite skits, him getting shot and it only hurting a little while he goes “ow, God, fuck off”, masterful comedy
god being the only character in a high framerate is actually a really cool cinematic choice ngl
It's God. Learn grammar
🤓@@lecettpalmquist4091.
@@lecettpalmquist4091if ya wanna talk about grammar then use a period at the end of your sentences dingus.
god @@lecettpalmquist4091
@@lecettpalmquist4091 no one cares if you capitalize god lol.
The delivery on "You're supposed to be afraid of spiders, we made them all scary and stuff" is great
"SO, SO scary!"
But that's 'why I 'kill spiders! Them being so scary.
@@vinaris6885 some are good for killing flys on your home
I love insects . I know this sketch make the angel be the insanse guy , but bugs are pretty hurmless and i do think it is cruel to kill them . They are just small littel guys flying around , doing their thing , you don't allowd to kill a dog that bark while you are trying to sleep - but you are allowd to kill a cockroach just because you like how he looks like .
I am serious , bugs deserve more respect .
@@eyalmeirbarnea8706I would never want to go near your house. Spiders are good, bettles are alright, but cockroaches? Get outta here man. Not to mention they can fuck up your food if you just leave it out for a bit. Moths can also put eggs in your rice and other foodstuffs. Its unhygienic
Honestly the idea of bugs constantly coming after you with the message "God is a bug" is the most terrifying concept known to man
I'm almost surprised BDG didn't come up with it first
TIME TO KILL MORE BUGS, STUPID FUCKING MISSIONARIES.
They're so cute!❤🐜
Hugs and bugs all
They're just trying to spread the little word of the spider god🕸🕷
nice profile pic!
God is a bug....
"I'm god, I can do this all day. I got infinite ammo, bitch." I'm tearing up this is amazing
Yeah that really put my laughter over the top on this one. What a brilliant script!
I was waiting for the dude to squish God.
I've been laughing for minutes over this one
@@pauloakes6952same
"Five things? What are the other four?" "That doesn't matter 'cause you lost this one!" Absolutely perfect delivery, cracked me up hahaha
I felt we missed out in some eternal truths, there.
Monsanto has been reeeeaaaaal quite since this one came out.
- I worked at the shelter for 10 years
- You worked for free? You got scammed
- What?!
- That's a scam
My god, Joel made me laugh so hard. It's a brilliant line
I snorted at that line.
He has a point though, there are so many nonsense jobs out there that pay big bucks, but whenever it comes to actually helping people, doing something relevant, you're supposed to do that for free? I'm an atheist (happy atheist day, btw March 23), but if there were a higher power judging the morality of our actions, they would most certainly call that a "scam".
Didn't laugh at all. That's genuinely a very thought-provoking idea.
It's funny because it's true.
i read this comment or the first time as that was happening
"I wanna be mad at myself, but... I could've never have known this, this is insane" is a golden line and sold the skit for me. What an absolutely human response. This guy might not deserve heaven because he's a bug slayer, but he's ok in my book. Send him to the first level of hell to be a janitor at a Denny's.
I mean you know they suffer though. They have brains. But yes, typical human response lol.
@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove ???
@@cowlinator why are you filled with questions? Was what I said puzzling? Bugs do have brains, they also have eyes and they can sense with antenna just as we can smell and hear. They’re not just filled with goo lol. There’s a little person in that tiny shell.
@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove what a bazar misunderstanding of how brains work
@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove thank you 👏
The serene music while god is swirling around shooting and swearing is just beautiful.
Hearing 'owp' while having your soul reviewed to enter heaven must'vet been the most soul crushing feeling 😂
The manufactured 12 fps on the live action really helps it blend in with the craft background. Well fucking done, genuinely impressed.
I like how god is like full 24 fps aswell
@@tzarg i didnt even think of that, thats dope
Lol I love the idea that if you just don't look at mosquitoes or wasps they would just go away and nobody's tried that
Well, you have to acknowledge the mosquito's existence to acknowledge that it didn't bite you, that's kind of hard to do without seeing it
I mean, I do that pretty often with mosquitoes and... they do not go away, they bite you.
Thats precisially their entire point of existence, to bite you and suck your blood.
Wasp? Sometimes they go away, but not mosquitoes...
Dear Mr. God. Can we at least kill mosquitoes? They want to drink us bro...
the problem there is that mosquitoes bite you in your sleep :(
I definitely think that was more referring to the wasps. I've definitely found that just ignoring wasps has worked for me so far, but mosquitoes are a different story :(
Thats just retaliation for fallen comrads. It all makes sense.
Damn. This is like the kind of gold you'd stumble upon in pre-2010 era youtube. You guys inspire me lol
Genuinely really love the effect you got undersampling the framerate it looks really cool and makes this genuinely feel more ethereal and heavenly
Thank you! Wanted to try something new, happy it worked for ya!
@@Joel-Haver I’m glad you did, and I’m glad you are continually trying new things! It’s always a breath of fresh creative air to see the cool ideas you have for everything you do here
I thought my computer was broken...
@@Joel-Haver Did you model this new style after some pre-existing thing? It seems so familiar but I cannot for the life of me remember from where.
I thought he was just trying out stop motion
I love this low frame rate style, so artsy
The actor playing the recently deceased has a phenomenally natural acting presence.
"So why stare at the little angry ones with the tiny knifes?" 🕷🔪🕷🔪
🐝 🦟
Cause I can take those ones!
Seriously, they’re here for a reason! Population control!
Joel Haver never fails to produce my favorite fever dreams.
"God, stop! GOD. STOP." is one of those quotes that hit me so out of left field that I couldn't stop laughing for 12 minutes
Right?! 😂
Some people say that all the time.
“You worked for free, they scammed you” a legit laugh out loud moment
This was absolutely perfect, from the frame rate down to the hands touching the clouds during the end credits!
I had no idea God was a bug, but I guess I should've known he'd have infinite ammo.
Absolutely love this new style, Joel is so good at creating unique looks presumably with a UA-camr budget
He spent over 11 thousand dollars on this actually
@@sparky6757 actually?
@@gilly_axolotlno dummy there’s no money in heaven
@@sparky6757 Ohhhh I get it
It hurts my eyes tho
Half way through I thought I had a handle on what the video was all about... then Joel did his thing and Haver'd us all.
Mess with the Haver, you get the Haver. You just got Haver'ed
It's total insaneo style
The ending was so emotional and inspiring.
Especially his emotional repentance in the face of pending hopeless despair...
I legit expected to see this end with the guy adding one more bug to his kill list...
I adore the style of this, the paper feel on the performers with the low frame rate is such a nice way to give the video a distinct aesthetic, and the choice to LEAVE IN the rigging on god-bug was hilarious. I’m almost certain it was more of a pain in the ass to mask them in than just erase them.
I think creative choices like this can make such a difference to online film, so rather than feeling like a “flat” green screen performance they have an identity more their own, much like with the assisted rotoscoping animation. 👍🤜🏻👍💋🙏
Duely noted! No more killing bugs. But you GOTTA let us know the other 4 things, Joel. You gotta let us know! You've been to the other side and back, we know you know them!
I know at least two more:
No pooping in the toilet
No screaming
@@Xbob42 another one is no stepping on cracks on the road
No swear words
Should have liked and subscribed when people asked you to it cost you so little and obviously means so much to them we just don't think someone who wouldn't click 2 buttons to help another person out deserves to be here
Follow your dreams, don’t just wipe ass
YES! I was right! As an entomologist, I knew this was the true faith!
As a Satanic Chaos Mage who formerly wanted to be an Entomologist I have a lot of respect for the feild, and your joke, thank you for the work you do. I love insects very much! God is a giant cockroach jk! 💜❤️💜❤️
You're nervously counting the ones you have pinned to your wall right now aren't you?
@@Pretzil43 those chosen few serve as religious artifacts. The exhumed bodies of exonerated saints and bishops. They serve as icons and alter pieces in place of the cross and the trinity.
Not a single entomologist is going to heaven, if you're only allowed 200 kills
But as one I’m sure you’ve gone far and above 200. You love your aspirators and cups too much!
Well I've won a war against bed bugs. There's no chance for me.
4:15 lmao the little "fuck you I'm god" when he was shooting him
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF SPIDERS! WE MADE THEM ALL SCARY AND STUFF!" as someone with arachnophobia, this had me rolling.
You have a diagnosed anxiety disorder related to arachnids?
Lol 😂
As a spider lover, I now think that I'm a glitch in the matrix.
We probably kill them because of how scary they are. WE KILL BECAUSE WE SCARED
How many have you killed?
This one is a masterpiece, the key plot points really should be painted on the ceiling of a cathedral
Look up the tiles of Chertsey Abbey and thank me later.
The storybook texture / animation affect adds such a strange flavor to this that really does it for me
"Not looking at them" is actually the correct strategy for wasps. When they hover, they're just curious about you. If you are calm, they leave. If you panic, they feel threatened and might stab you.
Actually, calmly pushing them away has been the most succesful strategy for me so far. You don't threaten them (which a quick motion or hard motions might do) but you still lightly annoy them so they leave you alone.
It's just hard to do calmly when you first start doing it, but I've gotten a lot of experience with wasps at my place of work (outdoors bar) and gently pushing them is probably the best strategy.
That, or doing the cup-strategy and releasing them 100m further haha.
Honestly yeah, did that for this one wasp, and it eventually turned out with me being on fairly good terms with that wasp's whole family. Basically, little dude wanted to eat my yogurt, but flew in and got stuck, so I pulled them out and cleaned them off carefully, keeping watch that no birds would eat the yogurt-covered wasp until the little dude was clean enough and dry enough to fly away. After that, all of the wasps who looked like that one tended to fly a bit closer to me, but they were chill about it. It kinda seemed like they thought that I might be safe-ish to be near, which was pretty neat!
That doesn’t always work I’ve walked into my home once and wasp stung me for literally no reason most bugs are chill but dang hornets and yellow jackets are pure evil
@@hoppybirdy6967 I did something similar with a dobsonfly. Little guy got stuck on the house paneling by his wings somehow. I gently peeled him off and started straightening his wings. He'd try flying by jumping between my hands, then display his wings to me like "Little more, please." It was the most adorable thing. Insects can be so cute.
Which is why God said no more than 200 deaths per person
i really dont think bugs are curious
This became my favorite video. It feels like I’m watching a UA-cam vid from 2004 because of the humor. It’s perfect.
"I'm God! I can do this all day, I got infinite ammo bitch"
Lmao
God supports the Second Ammendment confirmed
can't believe Joel actually manage to get God himself, as well as the location of heaven for this youtube video. Respect
He did die so he's got to have connections.
I mean he’s gotten Jesus. He probably just had to call him up for a favor
Possibly my favorite skit so far. (Sincerely a guy who has always tried to protect bugs)
God, I love you
Yeah not if you had a cockroach or bed bug invested house
@@kojoano If they wanted to invest in my house I would let them. I am very broke.
@@bhutwheyttherismor86 infested* 😂😂
Wow, somebody finally gets me.
Genius writing, acting, and sfx with that background and frame rate
Please acknowledge that everybody working in Heaven looks like Joel Haver! It's such a tiny throwaway bit (0:32) but it raises so many questions.
Duh, he's a ✨️sweet baby angel✨️so that makes perfect sense to me
Art teacher: think outside the box
Lil Joel: What's a box?
I love the little frame rate touch. Truly divine
"yeah. yeah. thats me." comedy GOLD. joel, never change. you are a great person, both inside and out. thanks for making youtube wholesome
I 100% thought he was going to swat god into a gooey puddle.
This has so many brilliant ideas packed into one little sketch. I love it.
I always knew that Joel had the voice of an angel. The way he says hot dog gives it away.
God tier reference, underrated comment.
hutdug
Kudos to the editor for this beautiful video
thanks
you mean Joel?
thanks
Joel is the editor.
woah this animation is so cool
This is one of my favorites. God, how do I even choose a favorite. I love it. Well done.
God got that old Testament energy at the end there
Joel's comments sections are never toxic and always funny, silly and encouraging
right? even on a video about religion i don't really see any arguments
@@JaxontheOkay you're wrong and I hate you because of it
on the bright side, the discussions i see here are about 70% more civil than the usual, (cause joel is awesome and joel viewers are awesome), still can't escape the people entering with way out of proportion claims lmao
i feel insanely relieved that i stopped killing bugs like 6 or 7 years ago, but i'm probably way over the 200 limit already, however maybe the change in behavior will look good on my review
"Just don't look at them! It's that simple!" I almost got kicked out of the library for laughing so hard at this
4:35 "I'm god baby, I can do this all day I got infinite ammo bitch" 😂😂😂
Joel could have easily rested on his laurels with his rotoscoping aesthetic, he could have not shared it with others, he could have just kept doing the same ol but he *chooses* to try new things and raise the bar constantly. It must be tiring as fuck but I super appreciate the effort he puts into his craft. Rock on dude.
I love this art style you’ve added to the video, really makes it a masterpiece and adds a flavor of something home made while still being professional
man this looks like its stop motion! love it !
I can't believe this video is only 5 minutes long. Felt like a full feature film. Amazing.
"Can you say sorry 11,271 times?" bro im already dead, if you let me stay right here ill just repeat it until im done.
Could I just say the animation on this is beautiful!
Straight insaneo style ! That god have still more mercy than the one with a beard. thanks Joel for those gem!
good video, I'm immensely curious about the other 4 criteria tho, I hope there'll be sequels to explore the 5 bugmandements
"God has infinite ammo" is one of the best definitions of godhood i've heard so far
I am always impressed with your sketches, so funny every single time. I never know what to expect, I was dying. Thanks for always providing some good full body laughs, it was very much needed today.
love this new style!
Heaven is populated by a multitude of Joels.
The Trentiles and the Joels
2:31 i highly reccommend to watch a guy with a knife on the streets. dont let him out of your sight
This made me smile after a rather arduous day. Thank you.
Joel you are are creative gem. Every moment just kept building and getting better. I love your content.
would have been a hilarious ending if he squashed the bug
The effect in the video felt so much like a 90’s music video. Took me back to my childhood, God Bug guns and all
This reminded me of a creepy pasta (I think it was a creepy pasta) about a time traveler that went back to see Jesus but it turned out he was a man-sized bug wearing robes, but no one around him noticed. Then Bug Jesus noticed the time traveler and could tell that he could see his true form. I tried googling to no avail. Can't remember how it ends.
Edit: The story was "We Discovered A Scroll Containing An Eye Witness Account Of The Crucifixion". Not really a giant bug man, but it had a spider-like face. Also, no time travel, just an eyewitness account on a scroll.
Do you remember if he was just a cool bug or was he there to consume all humans or something?
@@SpectraVoidborn the story was called house of beck you can look it up on youtube
@@SpectraVoidborn I believe it was meant to be a scary story, from what I can remember. IIRC Bug Jesus was NOT happy with his cover potentially being blown.
Bro you have the wildest dreams
@@SpectraVoidborn I found it. It wasn't a time traveler. It was a scroll written by a Roman witness discovered by archeologists.
The story is called ""We Discovered A Scroll Containing An Eye Witness Account Of The Crucifixion""
Loved the lowered framerate, gave the motion a bit of a dreamlike quality
it's cool how the thing with the framerate seems really jarring at first and after like 30 seconds you don't even notice it anymore
It’s ok god forgives those who just ask nicely
This is one of those sketches I can't even describe to my friends trying to emphasize how funny it is. They would just look confused.
Love this new paper cutout style with low frames, feels very ethereal and fitting for bug heaven
Ben's definitely one of my favorite creators for this kind of content, perfect casting with this
That bug looked like a clay bulldog to me. Just sayin. Funniest sketch of yours I've seen so far.
Damn. That’s ones of your all around best if not the best.
I always wanted to know how many times I sneezed after I die. My friend called my idea the leaderboard of life.
I have had this same idea! I want to know my stats for everything.
make an app
Aw sorry, that’s the ONE thing they don’t keep track of
Yes, I have always fantasized that the afterlife would be full knowledge of all the trivial matters in my life, how many breaths, amounts of spit and tears produced, Hostess Twinkies eaten, how many steps and stubbed toes. How many people I met.
I would also be interested in seeing the results of a full autopsy of my deceased body, like a forensic depth, investigative report. Or like Sherlock Holmes telling my story from the clues my corpse left.
I hope there's a statistic like that at the end of life
A good joke with a surprisingly nice editing style, stop motion humans with live voice over feels weirdly novel and overdue at the same time.
... tldr good stuff
This is one of your best ones ever. Epic stuff Joel
This video might truly be an all-timer for Joel! And that is saying something with his body of work :)
Woah, wasn’t expecting that ending
I’m in big trouble
I truly think this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Just rewatched it for the sixth time today and laughed out loud every time. TY JOEL!!
The gun at the end with god bug cursing that was what made me crack! Love your humor! Keep up the good work man!
Heaven's got such a bad framerate because they have to render all the dead bugs.
I'll be honest, I saw this video when it came out and till this day I am reminded of lines from this video at random times during the day. And each thought of some dialogue in this video makes me happy
I really love this style. Also this made me really scared of killing bugs even though I don't believe in an afterlife ?