Most Ridiculous Lawsuits
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- Опубліковано 25 лют 2021
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I'm gonna let you decide... Thumbs up or smash that dislike button?
Also you do not look like Vsauce... At least I don't see it
Wow, two UA-cam ads (that I sat thought) AND a sponsor?!
Business is Blazing.
You absolute Legend.
As long as you are American 😆
So Danny mentioned some weird Winston Churchill thing... Department of odd war or something in a recent video... If he actually wasn't making this up on one his fun evenings eating the fungi growing in that basement of yours... Can you whip him back into reality and get him to write a script about it... Whatever it was really called...!!!
Is this for just one contry? It doesn't work in Sweden....
Simon is so meta, he has started making inside jokes even the channel doesn't get. Peak blaze achieved.
Lol, YOU don't get.
It’s the cocaine
*allegedly
I think he's trying to tell us why Danny's in the basement
It's the weird zebra sex masks
When I was a kid, I tripped and broke my arm at a miniature golf course. My parents didn't try to sue the place because obviously they realized their daughter was just a fucking clutz
I once slipped in a grocery store, because I wasn't watching where I was going. My husband and the store manager helped me up, and the manager looked very nervous through the entire interaction. I assured him I wasn't hurt and that it was my own fault that I slipped.
I was told I should sue TikTok and Instagram because someone posted a TikTok challenge on Insta, I tried it, and got to see my face bone and had a trip to the ER where I found I also had a concussion and some nasty bruises that are still healing. No joke. Really happened 13 days ago. But dude, I'm the one who didn't stop to think about the center of gravity.
@@Author.Noelle.Alexandria What was the challenge?
But now you have clearly learnt to be coordinated so much that you became a cat
@@AdamMansbridge bold of you to assume that cat is at all coordinated 😆
Danny throws shade at someone for living in a "one-bedroom apartment" while he shares the basement with another man and a space heater.
But ETA is being trained on an isis-affiliated group. 🤔😥
@@ilkkarautio2449 he tricked his cousin DTA into taking his place.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty Oh, thank god he is safe! 😮😳 But his cousin needs help too. 😥
I miss eta
ETA is mETA.
The messed up thing about the McDonalds lawsuit is she initially just wanted her medical bills covered and McDonalds told her to fuck off. She gave them the easiest homerun you could imagine and they still whiffed.
God only knows how much McDonald's paid the lawyers before losing. They did appeal, got a reduced penalty, but I don't know if they have paid.
The Coffee Burn lady wasn't driving, she was parked, and the coffee was so hot it caused the cup to collapse, and the bottom partially fell out of it.
And she didn’t just burn her legs, she had to have genital reconstruction surgeries because of how badly scalded she was!
Speaking as someone who has spilled instant noodle cup on my thigh, I had some nasty blisters, but nothing TOO deep. How hot would it need to be in order to destroy a whole vulva?!
@@terryenby2304 Coffee's "ideal" serving temp is 190F. That's only 22F from boiling. It should never be served to anyone when it's that hot, though. Judging from the damage it caused, burn experts concluded it was served to her around 180-190F. It didn't destroy her whole vulva. It did destroy quite a bit of it, though.
And the judgment amount was substantially reduced on appeal.
@@procopiusaugustus6231 Yeah, that sucked.
“Bud light is turbo shit” couldn’t have worded it better myself
Turbo shit is what flies out of your ass when you drink Bud Light.
Everyone should go comment "Is this Simon from Business Blaze" on VSauce's and Babish's videos
Link to his video and I will make sure to like the comment.
on their next upload
@@amicloud_yt allegedly
Yes! I’ll have to find one because I have never seen a VSauce video and have no idea who he is.
@@jphilb VSauce: Michael's there.
"Why is this Chair here? Fuck off." - how Simon feels about his best fans ;)
ALLEGEDLY.
Chair trying to be the new side kick again since ETA is gone.
see how he treated the heater, what makes you think a fan would get treated differently?
I do not know how he treats fans, but I am convinced he murdered the heater.
@@antoniovillanueva308 ALLEGEDLY
Simon: “[The Fireman] was absolutely terrified of fire”
Me:”Ha, good one Simon what was he actually claiming?...Wait he’s actually afraid of fire?!?!?”
You cant try to be brave without facing your fears. But dumb in this case. 🤔😂
Blazing about a fireman afraid of fire. Makes sense
I had leukemia as a kid and I had a nurse that was afraid of the sight of blood. She worked in the pediatric hematology/oncology unit. 🙄
I don't understand how he passed his training in the first place. Is firefighter training so easy in the U.S. than you can pass a physical and... I don't know... just monitor the water pressure from the hydrant during exercises... maybe... to pass? I can't understand how not one of his instructors wouldn't of noticed that.
@@chaosreaver3597 You’re joking right? I mean what makes you think that we’d properly vet candidates looking to become Firefighters when we barely vet the people wanting to become Cops (and that’s for a position that requires the person to carry a gun)?
Geographics: Simon calmly tells a story about the biggest Oil spill in Alaska.
Business Blaze: A giant pile of burning cocaine and a screaming English guy spittin straight Facts!
“ _In England, justice is open to all, like the Ritz hotel._ ”―attributed to Sir James Mathew (1830-1908).
Brilliant.
I can confirm as a bad arachnophobiac it's not a disability - however, with my room temperature IQ even I know that my dream job is not working in the tarrantula section at a pet store.
🤣🤣
I love how simons like "I'm afraid of heights a little thats normal not anything crazy!" But a phobia is like "I might fall and die so I will never go to the second floor or beyond of any building" lmao, not the same thing
The comment I was looking for
Only the real OG Legends understand references from videos which aren't even out yet
Simon is the living embodiment of a generic sims character, and I didn’t even realize it until this short intro 😂😂😂😂
truth
THE TUTORIAL GUY FROM THE SIMS 1
I KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE
Every time one of my kids sees me watching any video of Simon's, they always say "Daddy, it's you!" And I always have to correct them lol
you should sue...
21:37
Simon: "Danny just carry a gun!"
Me: "Since when does Simon allow Danny out of the basement?"
Maybe he's being sarcastic
And why would he give him a weapon!
“Danny, just carry a gun!”
Me, carrying while running errands: GENIUS
Ummm.... "Legend". Obviously 🤨😐🙄
Simon: "You will become a world class chef with 'Hello Fresh!'"
Me, grabbing my cell while knowing I have ASD-deformed taste-buds and have absolutely no chance of making something edible for others- "Yes, hello, I'd like to try and retain a lawyer for an upcoming lawsuit...."
Simon: "Not a guarantee, definitely not on the talking point."
Me: "...nevermind."
Have more faith in yourself. One of the Ben and Jerry's dudes can't taste, which is why it's so chunky, which is the best part of the ice cream.
Damnit! You could have eventually been a subject of a future Blaze! Damn those qualifiers.
Hello fresh is actually awesome. 30 mins and the directions are easy as.. honest.
Allegedly
Trust me, there is hope for you. You just need to find the right way to learn how to cook. It ultimately just comes down to combos, and those can be researched. You got this
THANK YOU!
It grinds my gears anytime someone cites the McDonald's coffee lawsuit as frivolous.
A buddy of mine who is a lawyer mentioned to me once that the McDonald's coffee lawsuit has made it into a law class (no clue which, probably an ethics course) as the book example of how media can distort the facts of a suit and guide public opinion. I would guess the point is to break you of the very human habit of forming opinions without all of the facts.
The poor woman and her family spent years being the butt of jokes because of McDonald's running a smear campaign against her, even though her case was legit.
@@joehemmann1156 McDonald's started the smear campaign, media ran with the lie. Hard to believe the media would do such a thing ain't it?
Don't know if someone already mentioned it, but cars didn't used to have cup holders. Everyone (driver and passengers) put their drink between their legs because it was the best place to hold it and leave your hands free (I'm old enough to have done this). The lawsuit was in 1994 and after that car manufactures began installing drink holders.
Remember:
*modern problems require modern solutions*
everyone should follow Sam's philosophy
ALLEGEDLY.
Communism is not the answer.
.... nor is it new.
My lawyer turned up in a pink pinstripe suit... That was a ridiculous law suit...!!!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh!!! That was terrrriiible!
@@evientually It was!!! Then the prosecuting lawyer turned up in a yellow tie...!!! Ohhh... the clash...!!!
I live in America and can confirm that everyone is sue happy. My shop teacher in 7th grade told me he would sue me for slander and when I turned 21 he’d sue my ass again. Very mature thing to tell your 12 year old student.
“how did this get into court?” - you can sue people for anything. “The sky is green, I’m suing the mayor’s cousin for making it green.” The lawsuit then stands or falls based on its merits -> “the sky is obviously still blue. I’m finding in favor of the defendant and mandating the plaintiff get his eyes checked.”
My ex caused a minor accident and I found myself being sued for $50k *for giving him permission* to drive his car in the rain to work that day. Needless to say, the judge threw it out, but still....
I was sued for defamation for calling a convicted felon a felon. That's literally the complaint against me and why I was named in the suit. John McCaul is literally a convicted felon and has a felony on his record. A total of 17 of us were sued over posts on Facebook. Since what was actually said was actual fact, the case was thrown out. HIs attorneys ended up losing their licenses.
Why would you need to give him permission to drive his car?
@@kellytaylor6651 That was everyone but the guy's lawyer wanted to know. The funny thing was, he had bought and paid off the car before we even started dating. It was literally his car, even if I wanted to, I had absolutely no say in what he did with it. We self represented, no lawyer. All I did was ask the judge if his wife gave him permission to drive to work that day. Not only was my case thrown out, but the judge restricted compensation to only what our insurance would pay out because he was so obviously trying to milk the accident.
My inside jokes are all in my head and everyone up there gets it
Can we start a gofundme for Simon to FIX HIS BLOODY SW NEON SIGN. WE NEED THE SIGGGGGG
EDIT: FIX THE SIGN OR WE FREE DANNY
EDIT 2: We make one for shipping it to Mark, with the allegedly clean hands, to fix!
If there is one thing Simon doesn’t need its any of my money 🤣
he gets enough sticker money he can afford to fix the sign himself 🤣
I believe the sign does work but Simon prefers the lighting without it
i could get behind that
Let’s!
I am legit being sued by a man I rear ended from a stop, where the insurance company found minimal damage, who was out of state, had no license, no insurance, and drove an unregistered car, and was perfectly fine, for physical harm, a year and a half after the incident.
I hope you are able (financially/timewise ) to easily fight it. That would be comical if it didnt put undue stress on innocent people while wasting the courts resources
@@jewels3846 I have no idea what happened. My insurance company dealt with it and wouldn't tell me.
I can hear these people's lawyers laughing as soon as the office door closed...
Phobias can vary drastically in intensity.
That being said, you should be aware of any counterproductive phobias before you get a job that triggers it.
Watching structure go out the window when you’re on autoplay and Simon switches from biographics to business blaze. Best morning ever lol
"Budweiser is shit." Understatement of the year.
"Danny, just carry a gun."
Based Simon Whistler
Based
When I was a kid, I told people that I wanted to be a Fireman. Only when I was an adult, did everyone realize that I meant Arsonist...
lol
😂
Both=job security.
Fact: Danny is a being that is forever bound to the studio basement.
Hypothesis: Danny is the ghost or ghoul of a commercial writer, who was magically enslaved by Simon to write scripts.
Theory: He is Danny Phantom.
A lot of firemen in the US aren’t even paid!
I was in the volunteer FD in my town in high school. Also EMT cause you had to be both. I'm not sure being afraid of fire was a valid excuse. Like heights and f***ing bears, humans have evolved to fear stuff that will kill us.
@@DON4419 if you are afraid of fire you don't pick that as a job. It's the US, you go get another job. He isn't disabled, this crap gives disabled people a bad rap. People say you just stubbed your toe or something.
@@zeusathena26 a healthy fear of fire is important for the FD. We wouldn't accept anyone who didn't respect how dangerous fire is.
@@DON4419 I understand a healthy fear, but his isn't. His isn't. He needs therapy, & to take another job. Either the one they gave him, or something else.
@@zeusathena26 oh don't get me wrong, I'm not defending him at all. Just arguing that fear of fire is normal. Some do the job for the adrenaline rush that comes with the fear.
23:46 "I wont sue Google because I am not an idiot, allegedly" - are you sure about this phrasing o Simon boyyyy
I was surprised that the female "singer" who tried to sue prime time Michael Jackson for stealing a song, and failed.
Micheal decided not to settle the law suit and fight in court. He won the case by singing.
If I could sue Budweiser every time I got drunk and made poor decisions, then I would be BusinessBlaze sticker rich.
Huh, weird
somebody put a weird bearded lad in between our memes
Good on you little rocket man 🤣🤣
@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 The money goes into his pockets. Which he uses to torture the NK people. It only hurts him. Some tourist are jailed, & died at his orders. Please don't go.
I think that's Andrew from Binging with Babbish!
Simon, you sound like you have a slight cold. There‘s a local anesthetic I can recommend for your sore throat, I’m pretty sure you can find it on the Silk Road
This comment is way under appreciated.
YOURE COVERING TOO MUCH BUSINESS SIMON! RETURN TO CHAOS!!!
Well, YT definitely picks up on what you're saying. Both pre-roll and mid-roll ads were Hello Fresh ads for me.
I hope you kept those 'Legend' business cards, Simon. Because you certainly need them now.
There’s a reason that on job applications under the requirements it says “MUST BE ABLE TO PERFORM DUTIES OF JOB” if you say that you can when you can’t that’s lying on the application
You'd be surprised to know that a lot of American firemen have pyrophobia and still serve. They even have special therapy sessions for pyrophobic firemen precisely because many acquire it on the job, as was the case with the guy mentioned in the video. That's why the court argument was that pyrophobia was not a disability instead of the seemingly more obvious one you mentioned. It's similar to how many serving soldiers have PTSD but are still allowed to serve. There are ways to maintain and cope with post-traumatic stresses in any occupation.
"Mate you've been smoking the crack." 😂😂😂
This is one of the best videos you've ever done *Vsauce* !
Land of the brave
“The good and the great”.
That line made me shoot coffee out of my nose
Loads of Blaze this week, blaaaaaazing
Don't blaze when driving
Loving it! I feel so spoiled.
I'm burnt to a crisp.
with the phobia thing, some people have major phobias and will literally pass out or have a panic attack when faced with their phobia so I can understand why that would be a disability
Being a firefighter with a fire phobia, though?
That's a temporary issue at best. The disability would be PTSD from whatever happened to cause the phobia, but if you JUST have a phobia for no reason that's not a disability. If you suffer generalized anxiety disorder and have frequent panic attacks from things you fear, that's not a phobia. That's a disability.
Yea I feel like it almost always comes down to how much it interferes with your day to day life. Like if your agoraphobic and can’t leave your house that’s clearly disabling. But I feel like fear of fire as a firemen is like saying well I have social anxiety but it’s discrimination not to hire me as a salesman. Like people skills and sales personality is a skill some people have that make them good fits for the job. Especially if they’re not firing him but rather moving him to a position better suited to their skills it’s a reach in this particular case. But certainly there are phobias that can impact your everyday life to the point it’s a disability.
As a member of retail I have to be mindful of this, but at the same time as someone with depression it's my duty to avoid situations that will make it worse.
@@munbun75 I agree with you but unfortunately he sued to keep his fireman job.
OH look it's binging with vsauce
God damnit 😂😂😂
Imagine Michael staring into the camera, continuously sharpening a knife while shooting facts after facts after facts afte-
Anyone else surprised that Simon knows who Michael Jordan is?
Not really, Michael Jordan was so famous in even Europe basically everyone knew about him if you've looked at a television, and we don't really care about basketball over here. It would like saying you don't know who Tom Brady or Tiger Woods is.
YES BUSINESS BLAZE THE BEST Antidepressant since well antidepressants really
Simon's ad read for Hello Fresh had me in stitches 🤣🤣
Oh wow, really channelling that inner Johnny Sins when you remove your glasses
I feel like Raid Shadow Legends secretly pays Danny so he can get a few lines in the script for them lol
"You're not disabled Fact-Boy"
Yeah, your Star Wars and LOTR references have me questioning this statement. "5th fucking side of Mordor".... "Kwee-Gon Gin"...
I'm actually even bigger brain as there's more space in there for BIG BRAIN KNOWLEDGE rather than LOTR facts.
@@brainblaze6526 then I guess I'm the biggest brain, as I have room for Star Wars, LOTR, Star Trek, Marvel Comics (not the movies...) random factoids (did you know the chocolate chip cookie was invented by accident?), and apparently remember more of your content than you do lmao. I love ya mate, but there's always more information to absorb! Then again, you are waaaaaaaaay more social than my hermited autistic ass lmao.
@@brainblaze6526 bold words from the man who's catch phrase is 'I should know this I did a video on it.'
@@brainblaze6526 It would be BIGGEST brain of you to expand your mental capacity with LOTR facts to push the boundaries and create more brain space then promptly forget them, as opposed to holding onto your minimalist kweegons
When you eventually get sued because allegedly doesn't cover all sins make a part 2 of this episode. That would be legendary.
How about- perhaps?
How about- perhaps?
People need to stop being so damn sensitive. I'm a liberal by the way.
5:05 - Chapter 1 - The reluctant fireman
10:30 - Chapter 2 - The man who sued his twin
14:00 - Mid roll ads
17:15 - Chapter 3 - Bud lite fantasies
21:10 - Chapter 4 - Drama on dear valley drive
25:00 - Chapter 5 - The man who sued himself
This day can't get any better. As a proud member of The Cult of Whistler I am super hyped how many videos dropped today.
Nothing like the smell of fresh blaze in the morning.
If we reach a point where everyone is disabled then no one is disabled. Imagine a car park where every spot is a disabled spot.
Oh god, that's along the same lines as me trying to explain to my boss that when everything is urgent, nothing is urgent.
Jesus. FFS. Thank! You! both for being sensible here, sincerely. Why is it so god damn hard for so many people to understand that value (of any sort) is pretty much relative.
Job Applicant: "Is there any way that I can get a high paying position in the fire department without ever having to be near a fire either in training or in the course of my career?"
Fire Marshal: "No."
JA: "Great! Sign me up. I'll sue you later."
Nothing quite like a Wake 'n' Blaze to start the day.
Thanks, Simon!!
"Because.....I like money. "
My all time favorite Simon quote.
I love how the ad read includes Simon taking on the haters!
Part of the reason the USA is lack of socialized healthcare. It's common for our insurance companies to refuse any payment until anyone who can possibly be sued to cover it has been.
The hospitals and doctors will tell the insurance company if you mention falling or being in an accident too. A lot of people don't realize that, and they are just being honest with their medical team. Also, if you get caught lying to avoid suing someone you "should" have, you've just committed fraud and they will come after you.
USA USA USA!
We need a ‘Fact Boy’ t- shirt lol 😂
When do you finally repair your neon sign?
When ETA comes back lmao.
I'm currently in chesapeake VA right now, work here every day, and I can say cheapskate is a more fitting name
I actually watch the ad reads on only this channel because of how Simon reads them.
I tend to hard skip because he goes almost 3 mins into a sponsor spot in a 21 min video 😂
I cant be bothered to support that type of ratio.
It's not a fear of heights Simon, you're not scared of looking at Mount Everest, or looking at the top of a building.
It's a fear of FALLING FROM GREAT HEIGHTS
The Lord of Blazes has graced us with yet another Blazing video! Praise be Lord Whistler!
I dream of a day when every company and brand Simon has ever shit on sponsors a video. This video is brought to you by Bud Light Presents Peter Jackson's Lord of the Raid: Shadow Legends.
with partnership NatGeo and Ikea.
Bud Lightsaber.
The OG business blaze references like “Corporate Company Corporations” so frequently weaved in by Danny that Simon doesn’t even mention some of them.
Lets get a “Business Blaze, A Corporate Company Corporation” TSHIRT!!!!
Oh Simon we all know you're really Yannis Papadopoulos
I personally think it is hilarious when Danny does a hot take and mauls some stranger. Keep it coming.
I remember the way Simon used to kick ETA the same way he kicked that chair 😥
Bring back ETA!
#StOpCensoringETA
YES.... ETA needs to return!
The true legend of this channel is Sam!
I remember Simon when he narrated like an English teacher all those years ago and now he's the Bruce Forsyth of the Internet. Kicking chairs and prancing about. He should have a catchphrase or something. I keep expecting to see scantily clad beauties carrying giant playing cards. LOL.
Allegedly...
Cocaine...
Another Business Blaze?! ..Ok like how? 😂
I'm just waiting for Bud Light to sponsor Simon now
"Ouch you poked my heart" 😂🤣😂 I think that's my new fav meme... my other is "daddy chill" for Simon's rants 😂🤣😂 ..... your awesome Sam!!
I love the credits at the end lol keep it up Judge Dredd and Co.
My job position is literally called "business analyst" .... and I like His business analysis: D of any "business": D: D: D
Fucking love you Simon Danny and Sam this is one of the best channels!
Ordered my O.G.B.B. merch today! A little carrying bag where I can keep all the money I’ve made off the valuable wisdom and business savvy I have picked up from watching the channel!
Ironically during the lockdown in Australia - we went crazy on hello fresh. Made the 8 months more entertaining and healthy 🤣🤣🤣
We need an episode of the Casual Criminalist based on Danny’s life, he’s got so many weird and quirky stories, at least one of them has to involve murder, I’m sure lol
Sam! Sam! We compliment you and memes end up unaligned! Simon, are you throwing too much food into the basement?
Simon, you need a cooking channel. "Steaming with Simon" - basic cooking channel
"Whistling Blaze" - outdoor cooking over an open flame
"Another Simon on the barbie" - all grilling all the time! Bbq everything with an authentic Aussie accent
Love the blaze blaze with the blaze blaze everyday keep em coming Simon 🍻
I was once walking down the road, and my navigation told me to continue straight. But there was a sign saying "No access! Trespassers will be detained and prosecuted under 1989 Secrets Act" or something. Thanks google
Hello Fresh is doing themselves a disservice selling their US ads when there's also a UK branch that could sell to us brits, if we wanted to supplant our takeaways and 24-packs of pepsi... :P
Agreed!
Simon has access to the demographics for his channels, in fact I think he mentioned that the majority of his viewers were from America once. From a business standpoint it makes sense to sell adds aimed at the majority of your fan base.
Indeed. I mean, I’m sure this video unfortunately hits more perspective US buyers than UK buyers, but it would still be kind of nice if some coupon codes could work in a variety of markets.
Also, HelloFresh delivers to Germany and Austria, but not Chechia. Come on guys, you could open up in Chechia and Simon could finally get a box! Maybe they could get someone to just drive a box down from Dresden, _it cannot be that hard_.
About the car accident injury:
I was in a bad wreck 10 years ago (10 years on February 4th); at the time I was an EMT and on shift. Someone turned left right in front of us (spoiler alert, it takes a bit more than 5 feet to stop a 6 ton ambulance going 40mph). One my partner and I did the “you ok?” look at each other, we got out of the vehicle and proceeded to extricate the passengers in the other vehicle while awaiting additional units to respond. I didn’t feel a thing at the moment, or for the 45 minutes it took to clear the scene. Only later that night did I start feeling anything.
Long story short; 13 months later I was finally diagnosed with multiple ruptured discs in my spine...10 years later I’ve needed 3 back surgeries thus far (fusion in lower spine, artificial discs in neck). For context, I was 21 at the time of the accident and in good shape.
Point being...looks can be deceiving. 🤷♂️
And also...don’t settle shit with your insurance company any sooner than you need to. It’s in their best interest to pay you a small settlement and get a release of liability from you, not yours. Take your time, make sure everything is good, then settle whatever (unless you have a huge bulge in the disc or something, it takes some time for nerves to be irritated and damaged enough to cause significant pain/symptoms).
Lol love the Hello Fresh mernes. Usually don't pay attention to ads but eyes caught it at a glance.
3:20 Sam why didnt you do MrKrabs "I like money" meme
Also he could've done a will smith "Ahh That's hot" at 5:29
I'M ONLY A BOY
@@samuel_avila child labor is the best kind of labor
I invented the chefs kiss
Its mine
I own the rights to it
*sues simon*
For every person out there looking to get something for nothing, there's an unethical lawyer saying, "I want a piece of that!".