"yeah her br***ts are small and humble"
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Today we invited Britt over to cook some rice!
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Nick is really working on himself a lot and I really dig it
His weaponized incompetence is slowly diminishing.
Nick looking like The Weeknd’s father; The Week
Weekday lol
💀
LMAOOOO
Far too few likes for this 🔥 post.
Weekly
nicks transformation is incredible i remember when he couldn't even touch raw meat
Bruh he needs to quit touching his raw meat u feel me?
he's going thru his training arc to become a normal functioning human
Dude I was blown away while watching their sushi date for Malena's birthday. Nick was going way outside of his comfort zone and acting like a fucking chad and Malena seemed like she was very much enjoying his efforts. Also I 100% believe she was completely serious about eating his ass if he ate the sea urchin LMAO
@@xrhin0x895honestly Nick handled the sushi better than Malena. I was very impressed with our boy
Bro got hot and it all went to his head
I’m so glad to have Nick and Malena back together on streams again! And with Britt now! Life is good 😌
maybe just nick britt.
Nick - progressing in all forms of life
Malena - reverting in all forms of life
Don't say that
It hurts to see
Faxxxx
Not that deep
@@PepeLa821 that's what your mom kept moaning
Nick really glowing up in many ways for the better. Good for him
-Crazy nordic woman?!
*starts acting like one*
Watching them panic with the rice cooker is so funny. Just leave it be guys.
I love how Britt is a voicebox for chat.
advice from a former cook: Never ever mix the rice when you cook it in a rice cooker. you only stir rice if you make risotto. :)
Mixing rice while it's cooking is crazy to me lol
yea let the rice cooker do the work.
Nick went on his training arc
I add "indian mixed pickle" to my rice when I'm really lazy. If I don't have any protein it's still good but I might add an over easy egg or whatever else I might have for protein. Took me forever to find out what that spicy stuff at the indian buffet was. It's mixed pickle.
Wait wtf nick looks so good. Wow applause
The gladiator is back
My dogg found the key to happiness. “It’s not to chase it”
Malenas comeback to the snus comment is GOAT level daaamn
excellent piece of content mr Pollom
Korean BBQ sauce is mostly sugar.
Only 5 PogO moments is a record
Man Jason got the life, got 2 pretty ladies cooking him food while berating them and getting paid for it all lol
But wtf was he doing opening the rice cooker wtf noooob
i mean to be fair "THE rice person" told him to lol
Nick looking like a youthful likes to see it 👏🏾😊
Nick bought a rice cooker from Costco. I wasn't aware you could purchase the atom bomb at Costco 😂
Britt acting up over rice and steak 😂😂
"Look at my hairline..."
Dude, NEVER buy weed at a gas station bro.
Nick is becoming a gladiator
Wow haven’t watched an nmplol vid in a year. Nick you look so much better now wtf dude. Keep it up my boy
Nick: "Obviously I just can't be eating rice by itself"
The entirety of south-east asia: *gasps*
😄
I'm very disappointed that Märtha Louise did not show up when searching "crazy Norway woman".
Though Lene Nystrøm, the original singer of "Barbie Girl" did show up.
They managed to make something worth 200 bucks in norway, into a 1 dollar meal :(
Looked away for 2 seconds and thought Malena threw a knife at Brit to catch😂
BERTHA AND MALONDA ARE BACK~ (half of nick is back lmao proud of u king)
Plz bring back the skating streams. maybe see if russel wants to go, or emiru said a long time ago she wanted to go (or whoever). Love the content ❤
that burp was a kick in the balls to the unpacking meat asmr if anything. excellent character
also interesting stealth technique utilized by nick, men are invisible to women when they read a manual? :)
Nik you want short grain rice for korean dishes AKA sushi rice, And wash it before putting it in the cooker
Malena has fantastic cheek bones. Good bone structure.
ive missed brit
im proud of nick, the trt surely do wonder
Tech Genius can’t operate electronic Rice cooker.😂
On Malena's list of 100 women she put 3 men... I'm deceased bruh I can't lol
Also... ouch, my feelings at the end of this video :(
Nick's hairline is a graphical representation of his weight in the past 6 months
Name 10 books
Name 5 brand of toothpaste go
Can’t literally all literate American who graduated elementary school do this on the spot? Kinda don’t get this meme lol
Why is Brit looking hotter
I missed this trio
Malena covered up those heavies real fast 😢
I wonder why
ye she busty
Malena plays ARMA? Thats some hardcore shit
Manalda playing Arma is incredibly based
Britt’s the best guest
Britt and malena taking turns babysitting nick
Wish there was a way to skip intro spoiler :(
If you take the lid off of the rice before it's done cooking you don't know what you're doing. which is sad because it's just rice
Sometimes it foams over jerm.
@@fusiontoa18 so you turn the heat down a little.
@@Jeremycook_ not an option when you use a cooker. Besides who has time to stare at the rice while it cooks lol
@@fusiontoa18 then you put to much water. Rice is easy and easy to mess up. After 100 times or so you should be able to eyeball it no problem.
@@Jeremycook_ it cant be too much watah, 1 cup rice 2 cups water remeber? I just leave the lid slightly ajar so the excess foam dissolves on it's own. Might be the rice cookers problem
cookin strims with auntie and uncle
no idea wth was that "challenge"
Women in comments been been going dummy for skinny nic and you love to see it 😂😂😂😂😂
Nick looks fucking awesome. Nice job bro, keep it goin!
What's the aristocratic small breasts vs Nietzschean big breasts meme from twitter?
I prefer the Diogenese “All breasts, asses and feets”. Idk if it’s a meme though but we exist. So probably.
I am a gen z 17 rn i dont think i am messed up i never smoked never drank never done drugs and i moved to the country with my parents and i don’t plan on moving out i want to spend as much time with them as possible because next thing you know they wont be there you never know when something bad will happen and i nmed to drive my mom around when dad isn’t home she has trouble driving btw i drive an 04 3.9 v6 mustang and for truck a 2012 f250 ext cab long bed 2x4 6.2 gas the truck has 362k km on it still going strong the stang has 157k km on it
holy hell nick is on that Al Sharpton weight loss, big head skinny body look...lol🤣
If nicks mom changed his name Jason, then maybe he should change her name to Ruby. After Ruby Franke.
rice is the new come...
I would like to see nick try Arroz con leche
you get a thumbs up for "I take massive shits". cheers from Scandinavia
Damn nick looks good
Which one of the Spice Girls is Old Spice?
She's the unknown 6th one who left the band before they became famous 😄
Now learn about how to avoid cross-contamination on that poor cutting board before it makes you sick
Who's going to be the one to tell him that brown rice is way better for weight loss? 😶
Bruh i wanna play Arma KotH with Malena in my squad lol
Nick still soy stancing even with his new flatboard stomach
The soy will take awhile to get rid of
Jason Polam
Lmfaoooooo massive shits, gotta love a straight talking lady 😅 well done nick on your transformation bro absolutely love the streams these days, god bless you both ❤️
wtf is the "woman challenge"?
Was it a helicopter?
Apache
BERTHA lives?? Dayuuum
malena is hilarious, nick looks good, EZ
Amazing to see the wamen back where they belong.
ON STREAM! Yes....
Nick looks so tire after the streams with his GF, you can use his bags under his eyes to stuff all that trauma he has to endure coming back online
Rice is deceptively calorie dense you'll end up going into a surplus and putting on weight. Highly recommend purple sweet potatoes air fried into chips.
Malena has very pretty eyes.
Why's Britt acting like ExtraEmmy all of a sudden?
nick doing work during stream, yt videos getting views . am in upside down ?
Old Spice
Imagine how low on life you have to be to watch other people live their lives.
How about a noise warning, when Britt is on stream 😅
is the woman challenge by malena getting uploaded ?
damn malena plays arma? what gamemode
It’s like a slide 😅
shouldve included malenas list lol it was such a pathetic attempt that it was funny
Arma? damn. . .
I fking hate the video preview at the beginning tbh. Love you guys tho
I hope Malena is okay
Honestly glad im not the only one that feels like something seems wrong.
Probably just home sick after being there for an extended period of time.
As a smoker who tried to quit it sucks to see shes using nicotine again
@@thedeadrussianzjust don't buy it. Easy as.
I hope she goes back to Norway, she fuckin up Nick’s glow up phase.
damn, nothing but skinny waists in that household!
yo Nick, looking good, keep it up
Bruh what did you do to melena in that thumbnail pic. She looks like shes wearing someone elses face
i think Malena is bigger theb nick now
Britt do have some nice ones 🖤
Nice what
Tits
brotha i just have to say you literally look 20-30lbs lighter fr
Booo Choice. Thought you drove a GTR
Hello I am waiting to que into dps
This title purfuses cringe
5:11 I was thinking Jeanna Lynn Meowri
damn, shes fucking mean...wtf
NORWAY! ❤😏