How To Win A Knife Fight. John Novosad
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special John Novosad talks about how to win a knife fight, the importance of recycling and how he would survive being trapped in a blizzard. Whether you're someone who has experiences with knife fights, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from John Novosad is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Never bring a plastinium knife to a cow fight.
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Underrated
well played, very well played 🤣
Bro.....lol😂
Live to eat vegetables another day 😂
He is funny 😁
This guy playing the long con😂
This is what is good about UA-cam. I have seen a lot of good comedians over the years.
Good stuff. John here looks like a freshly bathed urban camper.
I saw a video on how to craft plastinium implements
And some even work for UA-cam. 🤣🤣🤣
@Dry Bar Comedy Please keep John on the list of comics to return for more shows. I've enjoyed the two comedy routines seen here so far and I hope to see more.
I'm a vegetarian not an idiot 🤣🤣🤣
@@edithdlp8045Until maybe the last 75 or 100 yrs, through all of time no one ever thought, "what should I not eat?". Why? We had no choice. What a privilege that is.
@@edithdlp8045I’m vegan for over 20 years, vegetarian for over 40 years. I would eat meat in a life or death situation.
I also don’t find the idea of eating a human who has died in order to save my life that controversial.
For instance- The Donner Party did what I think most logical people would do.
@@DonaldDeCicco Well, that's not true at all. The Bible and Koran have dietary restriction. I believe several other religions do as well. The Bible states that Noah knew which animals were clean and unclean. So dietary restrictions have always been around.
Whats the difference? (Jk)
There's actually no difference.
the gentle tone is refreshing for stand up
I think he was a professor as well
For a dude that looks like The Hound, but retired, I would trust his knife tips
I like this guy bc I get the feeling that he is nuts and sincere abt it.
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I love stand ups where the persona/character they put on is someone nice.
this dude is hysterical.
I concur
I also concur but not about BTR. Also, hey we match!
Just don’t get too close to him on the bus…😅
How has this guy been around this long and I’ve never heard of him (that I recall)!!! Love his style and delivery!
That's awesome. "I would eat you"😂😂
The best part is that a knife made of plastinium is legally not a weapon. Especially if it's used by a vegetarian, which is legally not a person.
You should be a stand up comedian
Totally was part of the hippie movement in the 1960s!! 😂
I would love to see his whole video, he's hilarious 😂 😃 😅😂
This guy was good. More of him from you.
He is awesome!!!
I love when comedians have a good call back joke to finish on. That was great.
I love how he breaks and laughs at his own jokes!😅 Funny and quirky ❤
Good comedy delivered with the great flow. I like it!!!
He said the crowd surprised him lol he surprised me. Who knew there was a hippie this cool
Wow all the ones I've ever encountered have been coo.
@@khaleesi324Dude, we invented cool. A hippy weatherman invented it!🤣
I love his scraggly hair. 😂❤
😂 I needed the laughter of this wonderful comedian. He is great.
Gives good tips on knife fighting too if you think about it. Great distraction with the other hand 😂.
He's the only vegetarian I don't hate
@@edithdlp8045Same! 😂😂
I love when slightly awkward people can get their bit of the spotlight. They're generally more creative too!
You call that a knife ... thats not a knife ... this is Plastinium 😮
❤ Plastinium😅. If only Dustin Hoffman had been told that upon Graduation 🎓🎉
Good set by John! Thanks for sharing this with us!
This dude is pretty dang funny!!
Very offbeat. Very funny.
😂 This dudes hilarious! Dry Bar gets some of the best!
Dad, is that you?...FINALLY!!!
A quiet comedian, I’m watching at 4am so ….perfect.
I second the motion to see more of him through Dry Bar. I hope he gets a call back.
reading the title, i thought this is a martial art video, then i see dry bar comedy. got to see this. his knife tips could actually work. lol
He sounds like he's not joking but thank God he clarified any doubt in a standout show 😂
That homeless guy is a riot.
@@edithdlp8045 LoL
That was as funny as *_A Knife Fight in a Phone Booth!!!_*
When did Robert Plant start doing comedy?
Why are the best ones always so short😢?
If you're short, you can't be tall, but you can be funny!
Oh wait you mean the video!
@@benny4162 😆😅🤣
I love this guy, has he been around a while?
I did not think I was going to like this. I was WRONG!
Favorite vegetarian.
Rule #1 in knife fighting: Have a knife.
"I would eat you of it came down to it" 🤣
Has he been recycled? 😅😅😅😅
I used to see this dude every week in Denver. Hes funny and was usually the host at comedy works.
Love the quirky delivery.
I am a vegetarian not an idiot. Greatest line in history :)
It doesn't make sense!
I tell my kids “if you were naked and afraid you would eat it”
This dude is FAR BETTER than That Vegan Teacher...
The Donner's invited the Smith's over to a barbecue.
An argument arose over who could BBQ better.
In the history books, it is known as the Donner Party.
Has he been recycled? 😅😅😅😅
Mate, you've created a new element 🤘💖
A vegetarian with a sense of humor! Holy hell quick! Grab a camera! It's a rare event!
I am on the all meat diet..... not ALL meat.....I am not a cannibal.
He's Nick Cage If he Survived in "Leaving Las Vegas"🤣😂🤣😂
So dang funny, love this guy!
Loved it to bits
Kinda reminds me of Tommy Chong a little.
This guy looks like somebody donated new clothes to a homeless person.
LOL the left hand. I'll remember that.
this guy looks like a professional san francisco homeless guy
This guy is not only funny but also very likeable.
I like how he said he's a vegetarian not an idiot in the very wise way of looking at it good for him
The best knife fighting tip I ever received was don’t get in a knife fight
This was good 👍🏻
Vegetarian? That’s why you look so healthy!
Novosad means new times in croatian serbian and bosnian 😅
Best plastinium knife fighting tip on the internet.
Funny, and good delivery
😂😂😂😂
Too funny!
Harland Williams' crazy uncle
Is he channeling Emo Phillips?
Yea, like daytime fireworks
(2:15) Hey, it worked for the Donners...
Hilarious!
😂😂😂😂
Take my strong hand!!!
fricking funny as shite
😂
Hippy Man !!😂😂
Very funny guy!
Sir, you remind me of a sober Foster Brooks! 😂
Who is this dude and who are his lucky children?
Quite good
Too short!
This guy has some Emo Philips vibes 🤣
FAF
How have I missed this guy?😂
Absolutely awesome.
He's low key, I like the vibe.
🤣🤣🤣
Simple and Brilliant 😂
😂😂😂
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😂
Dude is awesome!!!! 😂
ok, he made me laugh
Surprisingly funny