Because there are millions of Americans that are as racist, ignorant and offensive as Trump and they support him. The US only has itself to blame for Trump. Disgusting.🇨🇦
A lot of bogus right-wing polls, for one thing. It's a deliberate effort to make the race appear closer than it is, skew the "average" of all polls, and give Trump and excuse to claim he was winning when he tries to pull off another coup.
"Most people dont even know what a phone app is" This is the guy that a concerning number of americans think is a genius, im pretty sure he would actually qualify for some kind of assisted living program.
I'm a 65 year old nurse working at a large urban hospital in the US Midwest and tRump is a perfect candidate for our Alzheimer's and dementia clinic, there would definitely be an intervention involved! 😁
@@nearthefarworld well if you're anti-genocide and that's the only issue that matters to you that's a tricky situation, but if you vote for one side then anyone who isn't a straight white cisgender rich man will have rights and protections revoked, and if you vote for the other, that wont happen, seems like a pretty easy choice overall, plus choice A i genocide on steroids, is that not worse than just regular genocide? of course both are bad but in a situation where one is far worse than the other, it wont feel good but it'll make a positive change overall, you must vote.
Good Lord America. This is a candidate? For President? I live in a one horse town and he couldn't get elected if he were the ONLY candidate. Wake up!!!
Well, there are those towns one hears of from time to time that elect a dog to be Mayor. Trump is not really much different than that - for a lot of people he's just a middle-finger to everything in life they HATE.
@Owner-rk4mf and yet he directed his Republican magats to kill the border bill so that he could dangle the meat in front of the jackals. So no, he doesn't actually want to close the border.
@@Owner-rk4mf Then why did he tell Republicans in congress to vote against the border bill, the one that would have hired hundreds more officers and made vetting more efficient? If the undocumented immigrants and asylum seekers are as dangerous as he claims, then Trump was hugely irresponsible to get his MAGA congress critters to vote down the bill, just so he could use the border as a scare tactic in his campaign. So he's either hugely irresponsible -- or a conniving liar.
I don't think Trump meant " Beach body", I think he said " Beached Body". You know the bloated carcasses that ends up on land ? Pretty sure that is what he meant.
Listening to Trump is simultaneously hilarious and deeply chilling. The fact that anyone can listen to his drivel, and think that he holds the answers to America's problems is beyond worrying.
Thought about that last night, how ridiculously funny he is in his ignorance until you realize even more ridiculous unfunny people may put him in the White House.
Keep enjoying the incredibly high inflation and incredible rime rated that Biden/Harris have caused to this nation! Unfortunately Beta males like you always vote weak…….its how you’ve lived your life.
Koko learned to understand about 2,000 spoken English words, and she could communicate about 1,000 of them using hand signs . A gorilla with 3 times the words that trump can say..
Whales do wash up on beaches. That's the image. Drumpf with fins flopping around on the sand. Begging to be pushed back into his poisonous swamp water.
Unfortunately, due to poor education system in the US, very few Americans know what a purge is or when, where and why Kristallnacht occurred. Trump appeals to so many Americans because he is a reflection of their lack of intelligence and integrity. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Talking about himself: "you have never seen a body so beautiful" and the crowd cheers. I think some of his supporters may have lost their perspective a little bit.
@@tlouiseallen9302 Paraphrasis: rhetorical device, using words with one meaning where the audience is expected to see you mean the opposite. Like calling a redhead Bluey.
It's funny until you realize what he's talking about. Trump was posturing about a "Night of Broken Glass" in America, and he certainly has enough followers crazy enough to make it happen.
How many people in the US even recognise the reference? Trump's schtik has been following the NSWP playbook since 2016 and still many of his fans haven't figured out that he's just a new incarnation of what their grandpappies sacrificed themselves to protect them from.
Newsflash, when a pathological liar who embraces dictatorship talks about unleashing violence to "fix" crime, he's not really talking about actual crime and he's not really talking about one day. This isn't effing funny.
I wear a nametag to work, dispensing gasoline and unhealthy snacks, and have been doing so for many years. As my workplace is open quite late, I've had the opportunity to interact with a number of people under the influence of narcotics and/or suffering from mental illness. The paranoia, the obsession with bizarre conspiracies, the body language, the rambling, the mood swings - I have seen all of it before. My experience has led me to the conclusion that the Republican Candidate for President of the Unites States of America is very likely a drug addict. Personally, I would not trust an addict to watch my half-empty coffee, much less an Army, Navy, Air Force and Nuclear Launch Codes. I hope a majority of Americans feel the same way...
As a European and a licensed therapist in NPD, that man showed signs of raging and untreated narcissism the first time I ever heard of him. The more attention he's gotten, the worse it's gotten. It's incredible he's built such a following but at the same time, his cult is a textbook example of narcissist tales.
@@merry_christmas You know how a woman will partner with the same kind of abusive man over and over again? It reminds me of Trump supporters. They are drawn to the wrong kind of person. My cousin decided she loves Trump. She also had two marriages to abusive men. She is also very religious as are most Trump followers. Makes you wonder.
The close up of his ear. Sure healed up perfectly. Gosh the people behind him look like they're counting down the minutes. Looking at phones, talking to each other or just looking like they're thinking about what's for dinner tonight, or what else they could be doing.
yes, and your point is? People are making the analogy to the movie Purge, but it could very well be that Kristallnacht is the better example. Getting government permission to destroy businesses, beat and murder a certain group, etc. Word for word, this evil traitor is saying he will give permission to commit violence towards immigrants and take what they have, because remember, according to him, they are taking our livlihoods.
@@BBBarbarian-u5q Not even that. The last time he won, he lost the popular vote, and only about half of registered voters voted. Which means he had the support of a little less than 25% of registered voters. And that was before. He has lost support since then. He does not and never has had the support of the majority. The problem is the way that the weasels who support him have learned to game the system.
To be fair, when I replaced my VHS and piles of blank tapes with a tivo many years ago I too thought it was the best purchase I had ever made, but I rarely mention it to large crowds of people.
the deep south is going to vote for a man who's afraid of flies? you're better than this, Texas. he came from the same place as that salsa you hate - NEW YORK CITY!
The fact that Trump's audience vocally laughs and cheers for him after his absolutely insane and unhinged rants is baffling to me. Are these people just completely brainless?
@@Owner-rk4mf the part about Hollywood actors, the part about letting police "be really rough", the part about the nice hat he once had, or the part about not realizing Ohio had flies? I mean, if you gleaned anything of worth or meaning from any of that, my apologies for the clear drumpf brainrot you're suffering from, friend!
3:57 please! Trump sunbathe, play golf, *ANYTHING* but run for President. I’d be over the moon to never have to hear anything (no matter how funny) about Trump again.
So, he was openly advocating (without even using coded language) for police to perform some sort of coordinated extrajudicial purge of 'undesirables'? ...that's not funny, that's extremely worrying.
I mean it's exactly what the drug war was for and everyone got on board with that. "Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did." Hippies didn't lose a culture war, they lost a real one, that's why there is no left wing party.
Does…does he NOT realize that HE’S the greatest threat to humanity (never mind democracy) and would likely be the first one hunted down by these “police” so intent on purging undesirables? REALLY? Donny, read the room, dude.
I prefer my presidents who don’t ramble like a five year old who got in trouble by their parents then asked what did you say and also flies are annoying when they buzzing around your food and even if the government was using flies as spies the news media would be on it but also saying you propose the purge on American people if he’s watched all the purge movies hope he understands a lot of Americans will be leaving the country even before it happens I know I would.
GEORGE COSTANZA: Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word “manure.” You know, it's, it's “nure,” which is good. and a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. I mean when you consider the other choices, “manure” is actually pretty refreshing.
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8:51 check the couple at the bottom left corner of Trump. Pretty sure one's going, "What's he talking about now?" while the other goes, "Just roll with it, the camera's on."
In 2020, President Trump said, "Covid will just go away by itself overnight", meanwhile refrigerator trucks were used as morgues, and filled with body bags.🙄 Trump is *mentally chaotic* . I'm voting for KAMALA 💙
Well I'm no fan of Trump, but he might have had something there...Pretty much the whole of Africa missed out on covid vaccines, and this is a place where Ebola can run wild, and it's not like people were dropping like flies was it? They had no PPE, no lockdowns, now self-isolation, no vaccines [or very little] and yet the same stats as everyone else...
Of course, this is not about mosquitoes or flies! This is aimed at the Proud Boys and other militant organizations! This means: Lets get rid of the Democrats! It's not funny at all! It's alarming!
When Trump went into his "They're eating the dogs" rant during the debate, was anyone else slightly disappointed when he didn't bark "They're eating the PEOPLE! " and launch into a Soylent Green tirade?
@@renemorgan1997 I know I was leaning forward in my chair with a look of gleeful anticipation on my face. I think I even uttered the words “Here it comes” 🤣
I was shocked, then I went into laughing mode. He was dead ass serious, and you could see straining in his face trying get the words out. Can you picture him barking?
You mean the Enterprise D had 23 decks. I believe the iterations of the Enterprise that were imagined to exist before The Next Generation series were all smaller. The image shown here is from the first pilot episode of the original series, The Cage in which the Enterprise is Constitution class as opposed to the Galaxy class of the Enterprise D.
@@amandaparler2080- Correction to your correction. The original Enterprise had 24 or 25 decks depending on your source; the 1701-D enterprise in Next Generation had 42. “The making of” gives the original # as 24, the official blueprints had 25. It’s TV, so yeah, the numbers are going to be fuzzy.
@@gus.smedstad Thank you then, for your correction to my correction to someone else's correction. I was having trouble finding a concrete source myself and had fall back on my recollection of starship architecture.
You seeem to forget You’re both near 80. Big Macs and chicken don’t make a beautiful body. You didn’t have one 30 years ago and you certainly don’t have one now. Ugh!
In that rally featured today, you can tell it's a much smaller venue, maybe the size of a large auditorium with 1,500-2,000 seats. I've seen other clips from what I call the "bad dye job" rally and he discusses that, complaining that the reason the venue is so small is because the government won't give him more secret service. Yeah. Right. But, he claims, there are thousands of people outside, watching on monitors.... riiiight.
It's weird how people claim that Biden is too old and incoherent to be president, while at the same time supporting Trump, who's nearly as old and twice as incoherent.
Bc they dont care. My boss tells me "ive mever more money under any president than trump. Money is the root of all evil. Beware people who put money above all else
It's the Diapers... Those full ones really draw the Flies..
that’s actually it
Agreed! Mr. Trump wears diapers because he’s incontinent and definitely not competent!
@@GoDawgs809real men attract flies
Maybe.
@@ricksmith3922 His depends holds the feed. He farts and the flys gather, it’s dinner time 😂
And yet....... IT'S STILL TOO CLOSE A RACE. WHY?!?!
Because there are millions of Americans that are as racist, ignorant and offensive as Trump and they support him. The US only has itself to blame for Trump. Disgusting.🇨🇦
Some People are idiots.
gerrymandering, law changes and the electoral college, the popular vote will be against him, but the electoral college may be in stark contrast.
A lot of bogus right-wing polls, for one thing. It's a deliberate effort to make the race appear closer than it is, skew the "average" of all polls, and give Trump and excuse to claim he was winning when he tries to pull off another coup.
Better not be! No one sane can withstand this Apricot Ant1chr1st in the WH again! @@davidgre395
"He has flies buzzing around him because all the words coming from his mouth are just crap!"
That statement is 100% spot on
I was thinking it was his dirty diapers.
also diapers
His Depends too 😂🎉
@@donaplaon3945 try not to get to angry by what is burdened by what is unburdened.
Oh my!! Poor man his mind is totally gone.
Thank you to the lighting crew in Wisconsin for making trump’s hair purple 😂😂
He used a hair rinse to make his hair blonde
I was looking in the comments to see if someone could explain about his purple 🟣 hair so it was the lighting🤔
I was reminded of Mrs. Slocum on "Are You Being Served?"
Oh I RAN to comments looking for this! So inexplicable! 😮😮😮
😂😂😂
Flies are drawn to bullshit-
As well as actual 💩
trump is beyond STUPID!
... and his diaper!
They are also better looking than he is.
30% of the country that are in his cult will accept anything he says as gospel truth
"Most people dont even know what a phone app is"
This is the guy that a concerning number of americans think is a genius, im pretty sure he would actually qualify for some kind of assisted living program.
I'm a 65 year old nurse working at a large urban hospital in the US Midwest and tRump is a perfect candidate for our Alzheimer's and dementia clinic, there would definitely be an intervention involved! 😁
"These are intelligent immigrants"
😮
In an asylum! Maybe when he loses we can talk him into trying asylum! Just not the kind he's looking for!
He would definitely qualify for the dementia unit.
He ate a lot of them 'stable' genius bars...
Flies usually hang out where there's crap.
'i didnt know you had flies in Iowa'
me:... oh dear god plz make the stupid stop
Whew.. LOSER45 said a whole lotta stupid in a few seconds. 🤦🤦
He's not even close to finished yet, news of him will whining about losing the election will go on long after he loses
"Not usually, you must've brought one with you."
Flies aren’t the only nasty pests we have in Iowa… we got an annoying republican presidential candidate buzzing around too…
MAGA: more chaos, more hate, more stupid.
I remember when President Obama caught a fly in mid-air single-handedly in the middle of a network TV interview at the White House.
I think about it all the fuckin time 😅
Im gonna go find that now! 😂
Update: that was great, thank you!
Ah. True Pat Morita technique. Maybe Trump needs proper technique.
Yes, take me back to the tragedy of a “tan suit”, Trump is waaaaaay past ridiculous. Lmao, Vote Blue!!
Did he have a quick reaction? Every body laugh?
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Vote for what? Genocide vs genocide on steroids?
@@nearthefarworld well if you're anti-genocide and that's the only issue that matters to you that's a tricky situation, but if you vote for one side then anyone who isn't a straight white cisgender rich man will have rights and protections revoked, and if you vote for the other, that wont happen, seems like a pretty easy choice overall, plus choice A i genocide on steroids, is that not worse than just regular genocide? of course both are bad but in a situation where one is far worse than the other, it wont feel good but it'll make a positive change overall, you must vote.
The fly thing reminds me so much of Ben Wyatt breaking down mid interview “I swear I keep seeing a bird in here”
Flies are attracted to 💩.
Yes-trump is full of it-head.
He is jealous of Joe Biden.
Immigrant flies!
Exactly
Time for a diaper change
You beat me to it.😂👍🏼
Good Lord America. This is a candidate? For President? I live in a one horse town and he couldn't get elected if he were the ONLY candidate. Wake up!!!
So true. Only in the US. So glad to be a Canadian, living in Canada.🙂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Well, there are those towns one hears of from time to time that elect a dog to be Mayor. Trump is not really much different than that - for a lot of people he's just a middle-finger to everything in life they HATE.
Two thirds of Americans know he is a Narcissistic psychopath
@@Lauriej117 Doesn't Canada have Justin Trudeau, who from what I've been told by friends from Canada, is nearly as bad I'm many ways?
Not mine. Or anybody else's I know.
So refreshing to hear SOMEONE in the media tell how crazy Trump is. So tired of New York Times and others sanewashing what he says.
Google is a search engine not an answer engine.. lol google
Fact Check
Seth Meyer to save our sanity 🎉Jon Stewart did a great job last night, too🎉
It is simple. He wants to close the border
@Owner-rk4mf and yet he directed his Republican magats to kill the border bill so that he could dangle the meat in front of the jackals. So no, he doesn't actually want to close the border.
@@Owner-rk4mf Then why did he tell Republicans in congress to vote against the border bill, the one that would have hired hundreds more officers and made vetting more efficient?
If the undocumented immigrants and asylum seekers are as dangerous as he claims, then Trump was hugely irresponsible to get his MAGA congress critters to vote down the bill, just so he could use the border as a scare tactic in his campaign. So he's either hugely irresponsible -- or a conniving liar.
I don't think Trump meant " Beach body", I think he said " Beached Body". You know the bloated carcasses that ends up on land ? Pretty sure that is what he meant.
“Beached body” would explain the flies…🤔😉
@@jaknkee his dirty diapers explain the flies.
We'll have to wait on his people to tell us what he meant tomorrow.
Maybe that's why the fly is there!
(Either that or they need to change his diaper!)
Lol!
😀😂 ! ( 👍 )
The dementia is strong with old Donnie.
Send #45 to the Big House, not the White House 🇺🇲
It's the same Mike Pence fly returning 😁
🤭🎉
It’s the Pence’s fly’s grandkid 50
generations removed. 😅
Larry!
Pretty sure that was his joke. His fly, hating flies, no flies on him, a fly on Mike Pence in 2016. Wudda guy! Harris 2024.
That’s what I was thinking of ...Pence and his fly friend! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
Well thanks. The beach body thing will give me nightmares tonight. I need to purge my mind of this frightening image. :(
On a scale of 1-10 trump is clearly a number 2💩💩
I damn near threw up when I heard that.
Beach body? More like Night Terrors Demon!
"Think unsexy thoughts"
Think unsexy thoughts"
Think unsexy thoughts"
Homer
Beach Body Horror - the latest Halloween Movie about a has been reality tv star going to extremes to get attention.
Listening to Trump is simultaneously hilarious and deeply chilling. The fact that anyone can listen to his drivel, and think that he holds the answers to America's problems is beyond worrying.
Try listening to NEWSMAX for the TRUTH about TRUMP !...for a Pleasant CHANGE in your life !..because you seem to be Stuck in a FAKE MSMedia Rut !
Thought about that last night, how ridiculously funny he is in his ignorance until you realize even more ridiculous unfunny people may put him in the White House.
Keep enjoying the incredibly high inflation and incredible rime rated that Biden/Harris have caused to this nation! Unfortunately Beta males like you always vote weak…….its how you’ve lived your life.
People who are blindly loyal to any political party disgrace themselves and they are always too stupid to listen to you. Do you own a mirror?
I listen when I need a good laugh but still hoping he never wins in November!
Trump is a man of few words.
Unfortunately, he repeat the few words he knows many, many times.
Koko learned to understand about 2,000 spoken English words, and she could communicate about 1,000 of them using hand signs . A gorilla with 3 times the words that trump can say..
His audience isn't very smart, he has to do it so it sinks in.
Those are his beautiful Bigley words. 😂😂😂😂
Bigly!
Yuuuge!😂
Obviously the odor many speak of. Is true. The flies are drawn to him.
the best odor no one has odor like me
… and subsequently, the MAGATS
Trump meant that he last took a shower two years ago, that's why the flies weren't buzzing around him back then
Adam Kinzinger fact checked his body odor lol
No one in the crowd seems to be swatting
Trumps beach body that's just a horrible vision.
Whales do wash up on beaches. That's the image. Drumpf with fins flopping around on the sand. Begging to be pushed back into his poisonous swamp water.
YES!!!!🤢🤢🤮
Wtf dude, pure delusion
I think sometimes he is joking.
I hope.
We'd have to call in the International Whaling Commission
Well, you know what flies like.
He makes it sound less like The Purge and more like Kristallnach
nacht. it is the same T as in night
"Project 2025" = Mein Kampf
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Can you send your number one dancer to entertain him for a few weeks?
Agree that 🍊 orange crazy Presidency 😂🎉
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1 rough day…like Jan. 6?
Bro started sounding like the Joker
Oh, but wasn’t Jan 6 just a peaceful tourist visit?
And it was the police who got roughed up really bad
Chef's kiss!
my thoughts exactly. i thought “we already had your ‘one violent day,’ asshole, and we’re not going back for seconds.”
Thanks for another banger man😂😂😂
And not ONCE in those dozens of encounters with buzzing insects did Donald Trump go, "Hold on, maybe I'M the one attracting all these flies!"
"You've never seen a body so beautiful..." seriously? I can't believe this actually came out of his mouth.
It would be funny if melania said those words. With a straight face.
*Vomit*
He has really a different of "Beautiful". Makes me laugh so hard... 😂😂😂
Yes, Trump thinks everywhere outside is the world of Mad Max.
And the Purge.
Flies smell something rotting in the sun. 🥴 To quote Deadpool and N'Sync..."Bye, Bye, Bye.
He's not proposing _The Purge_ IRL. He's proposing _Krystallnacht._ Simple as that.
This man isn't just mentally ill, he's seriously dangerous.
Given what the the Purge is in the movies, it's basically the same thing. I am just terrified. Our death warrants are going to be signed by Trump
(((Well he's already blaming us for his election loss.)))
Unfortunately, due to poor education system in the US, very few Americans know what a purge is or when, where and why Kristallnacht occurred.
Trump appeals to so many Americans because he is a reflection of their lack of intelligence and integrity. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Yes, exactly. It's unbelievable, yet, it's happening.
I came here to say this
Talking about himself: "you have never seen a body so beautiful" and the crowd cheers. I think some of his supporters may have lost their perspective a little bit.
No contact with reality .
Yup, vomit.
They will say he was being funny. Antiphrasis does fit.
“a little bit “ ? 😏
@@tlouiseallen9302 Paraphrasis: rhetorical device, using words with one meaning where the audience is expected to see you mean the opposite. Like calling a redhead Bluey.
"Mr trump...is there anything that might attract flies to you?"
"Well, DEPENDS!"
"Depends on what Mr. Trump?" 😂
Saw what you did 😂.
Clever😂😂😂😂😂
Just got it! Funny.
Ba dum tsss 😂
“Little bugs with microphones” 😂🤣😆
@@KittyGrizGriz 🪰🎤
It's funny until you realize what he's talking about. Trump was posturing about a "Night of Broken Glass" in America, and he certainly has enough followers crazy enough to make it happen.
Yes, he does. He's hiding behind his jokes. He's as crazy as a fox. Vote blue 💙
You are on point 100%
How many people in the US even recognise the reference? Trump's schtik has been following the NSWP playbook since 2016 and still many of his fans haven't figured out that he's just a new incarnation of what their grandpappies sacrificed themselves to protect them from.
In the thirties,they were called pogroms.
Wrong. Kristallnacht was nazis attacking stores and store owners.
Trump is saying attack the actual criminals who are busting the stores.
Newsflash, when a pathological liar who embraces dictatorship talks about unleashing violence to "fix" crime, he's not really talking about actual crime and he's not really talking about one day. This isn't effing funny.
Dr. Brule for president!
Yep and yet his MAGAts seem to eat that sh!t up 💩 it's really quite insane, and scary 😵💫
Oh , trump says that the Democrats are driving the violence! OMG!
It‘s rather projecting, isn’t it? Believe them when they tell you who they are
Hey - Philippines gave it a shot. USA should follow the example of such advanced countries
I wear a nametag to work, dispensing gasoline and unhealthy snacks, and have been doing so for many years. As my workplace is open quite late, I've had the opportunity to interact with a number of people under the influence of narcotics and/or suffering from mental illness. The paranoia, the obsession with bizarre conspiracies, the body language, the rambling, the mood swings - I have seen all of it before. My experience has led me to the conclusion that the Republican Candidate for President of the Unites States of America is very likely a drug addict. Personally, I would not trust an addict to watch my half-empty coffee, much less an Army, Navy, Air Force and Nuclear Launch Codes. I hope a majority of Americans feel the same way...
Agreed.
I take stimulant meds for ADHD, and there’s a reason my doctor picks my dosage, not me… I’m guessing Donnie ups his dose whenever he feels like it… 😬
As a European and a licensed therapist in NPD, that man showed signs of raging and untreated narcissism the first time I ever heard of him. The more attention he's gotten, the worse it's gotten. It's incredible he's built such a following but at the same time, his cult is a textbook example of narcissist tales.
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@@merry_christmas You know how a woman will partner with the same kind of abusive man over and over again? It reminds me of Trump supporters. They are drawn to the wrong kind of person. My cousin decided she loves Trump. She also had two marriages to abusive men. She is also very religious as are most Trump followers. Makes you wonder.
That back away bzzz was funnier than it should be
He shall be known as Beelzebub, the Lord of Flies
The Flys 🪰 are there to REMIND HIM TIME TO CHANGE DIAPER 😂
His diaper wouldn't attract flies if he drank more bleach. Almost like a cleaning.
"No muscle content...weak face...." said Donald looking in the mirror at last.
It's always projection with him. Always.
But, he's the fittest president EVER! As Obama choked to death on a muffin when he read that! 😂😂😂😂😂
Night of broken glass
No words. Just seriously messed up that he's running for POTUS. SMDH
The close up of his ear. Sure healed up perfectly. Gosh the people behind him look like they're counting down the minutes. Looking at phones, talking to each other or just looking like they're thinking about what's for dinner tonight, or what else they could be doing.
@@ydne I agree, it's very sad he got it in the first place in order to loose it 😂
I’m with just SMH in disbelief.
@@ydneThat is the happiest thing ! 👍
@@lynelizabeth-kl9dpThey should just leave ! 😡
Trump sounds like a little boy who is called to the front of the class to talk about this book he didn’t read.
😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅That is so funny
I can't unsee it now. 😂
Like the Bible he tried to sell?
Like actually tho? How is his energy always book report on a book he didn't read?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The purge is a movie, Kristallnacht really happened.
Trump thinks Hannibal Lecter was a real person.
Trump can't tell the difference between past and present or reality and fantasy .
@@Rebelfire75 So he's living in a pasent rantasy then? 🙂
@@Jcush21 lol
yes, and your point is? People are making the analogy to the movie Purge, but it could very well be that Kristallnacht is the better example. Getting government permission to destroy businesses, beat and murder a certain group, etc. Word for word, this evil traitor is saying he will give permission to commit violence towards immigrants and take what they have,
because remember, according to him, they are taking our livlihoods.
Ok, THIS ONE is my favorite sign-off so far! 😅😅😅😅
The flies are attracted to the smell of Trump’s decay.
LMAO
His diapers 🤢😂
"Trump sunbathing on the beach." Wouldn't the Environmentalists mistake him for *"a beached whale"?* 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, but only at first. Even flies have limitations!
Those would be maggots (the larvae of flies). They show up on rotting flesh.
5:18 Really half of America? Really? This guy? You think this guy should be the leader of the free world?
Actually no, it's no more than a very loud, obnoxious 32-35%
@@BBBarbarian-u5q Here's hoping you're right.
@@BBBarbarian-u5q Not even that. The last time he won, he lost the popular vote, and only about half of registered voters voted. Which means he had the support of a little less than 25% of registered voters. And that was before. He has lost support since then. He does not and never has had the support of the majority. The problem is the way that the weasels who support him have learned to game the system.
"From rotting meat to fermenting fruit, it's safe to say flies are attracted to unpleasant smells"
No wonder Melania is far... far away!!! ✈🌴🌴
To be fair, when I replaced my VHS and piles of blank tapes with a tivo many years ago I too thought it was the best purchase I had ever made, but I rarely mention it to large crowds of people.
Finally! The “beach body” portion of the election! 🤦🏽♂️
Grateful to be an American and not a Trump supporter.
Wild how the love it or leave it folks are supporting a man who can't help but dog the whole country at every opportunity.
Grateful to be neither. * come on, you asked for that. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
@paulnelson I am grateful you are, too! 👍
Grateful? Jealous? Something like that. 😝
@@Cool-Tina Who's Jealous of what now? Being a Trump supporter? No, no one is jealous of that POS and his pathetic cult followers.
the deep south is going to vote for a man who's afraid of flies? you're better than this, Texas. he came from the same place as that salsa you hate - NEW YORK CITY!
Good callback ;)
Texan here. We’re basically hostages at this point.
Why did he buy a golf resort in FLORIDA if he hates flies? Heck, Florida has flying cockroaches. That tops NYC too, theirs just crawl.
It's so good to see your face and hear the news!! Thank you!
Love from the WNC devastation zone🫶
The fact that Trump's audience vocally laughs and cheers for him after his absolutely insane and unhinged rants is baffling to me. Are these people just completely brainless?
They’re at a Trump rally ofc their brainless
Of course they are!😅😂
The people behind raise their banners on cue, there is probably a guy with an applause and laugh sign
No they aren’t. They are mostly rational people who have been spoon fed a reality that doesn’t actually exist.
Yes. Totally devoid of brain cells.
I'd like to make a complement to the graphics department on nailing the fly with the microphone. It looked real.
What the f*** is he talking about?!!!!
That was exactly my question as well
I once played a drinking game where i listened to his speeches and downed a shot everytime i asked myself that out loud, im now a corpse
He is talking about closing the border
@@Owner-rk4mf the part about Hollywood actors, the part about letting police "be really rough", the part about the nice hat he once had, or the part about not realizing Ohio had flies? I mean, if you gleaned anything of worth or meaning from any of that, my apologies for the clear drumpf brainrot you're suffering from, friend!
@@Owner-rk4mf😅😅lol why did he veto the bill then? He's a b.s con man peddling fear and hatred
HAHAHA, the Jump Scare at the end!!!!
3:57 please! Trump sunbathe, play golf, *ANYTHING* but run for President. I’d be over the moon to never have to hear anything (no matter how funny) about Trump again.
He can't NOT run. He's running from prison.
So, he was openly advocating (without even using coded language) for police to perform some sort of coordinated extrajudicial purge of 'undesirables'? ...that's not funny, that's extremely worrying.
I mean it's exactly what the drug war was for and everyone got on board with that. "Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
Hippies didn't lose a culture war, they lost a real one, that's why there is no left wing party.
🥃👴🏻 BA BOOOEY HOWARD STERN
No, the worrying part was all the people cheering about losing their rights.
Does…does he NOT realize that HE’S the greatest threat to humanity (never mind democracy) and would likely be the first one hunted down by these “police” so intent on purging undesirables?
REALLY? Donny, read the room, dude.
@@VerySadPenguin Brownshirts
Trump is off his rocker 🤦♂️
The way he says, "We need a little muscle" makes my skin crawl!!
In Donnie's defense.... He's shaped like a beanbag chair... and JD keeps talking about how 'hot' that is.
😂😅🤣😁😅🙂🤩
Freak Party is what trumpy calls clan rallies 🤣
Lolz
Don't offend bean bag chairs like that That's so disrespectful of you
Trumps beanbag is on vances chin.
We all know what draws flies 🫢💩💩💩💩💩💩
I was about to say, he’s literally describing The Purge there
and millions of wannabe Rittenhouses cannot wait for it
That's terrifying
Kristallnacht 2.0
This is the best episode yet 😂
How do you parody a person who IS a parody of himself - worse every day. 🤮
😄😄😄
That's part of why South Park decided to retire their parody of him. They can't do any better a parody of him than he's doing himself.
The thing is, how on this earth can his supporters support anyone so obviously off his trolley? It's just insane.
that easy. just let this person speak for himself.
Put perfectly..he is a parody 💙💙💙👏
Flies follow you around when you are a piece of crap 🤣
A closed mouth catches no flies.
I name that fly, Mozart.
😎
👍 for knowing the reference and
💙💃🐈⬛💙.
Trump wears a diaper so the flies will still come.
Love the jump scares you put at the end of these
The dude really believes that every thought that enters his head is an epiphany destined to revolutionize the world.
Instead, his thoughts are just like the stuff that piles up in his diapers.
Agree the man is really really weird strange and dangerous 🎉
Couldn't possibly be a Full Diaper 😂
I feel sorry for the nurse who will be changing Trump's full diaper 😥🩲
@@amberturdcoloringbook1733 no overtime, either
Ugh 🤢😂🎉
That is a real possibility
Most definitely 😆
Trump's giving us the real soliloquies of our era. To swat, or not to swat? That is the question.
Now that is totally hilarious
Flies hang around dead things, smelly things. (Brain dead and a full diaper)
I don't think he could successfully swat that fly, no matter how many times he asks 🙃
Missed the opportunity for a movie pun towards the end. "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"
I prefer my presidents who don’t ramble like a five year old who got in trouble by their parents then asked what did you say and also flies are annoying when they buzzing around your food and even if the government was using flies as spies the news media would be on it but also saying you propose the purge on American people if he’s watched all the purge movies hope he understands a lot of Americans will be leaving the country even before it happens I know I would.
I read what you did there!
Purge trump from all media forever.💯
No Hollywood actor could play an unstoppable Mexican criminal? Did you forget that Javier Bardem won an Oscar doing that?
And what about Danny Trejo's Machete. 😄
@@Jcush21 Isn't Danny very intentionally a very stoppable criminal? Like he requires that they get their comeuppance.
Shhh..... Facts only make them angrier and more confused....
Danny Trejo might have something to say about that!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Ryuujinv01But, he COULD play that role if it were written for him. That's the point!
0:50 Flies are attracted to manure.
GEORGE COSTANZA: Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word “manure.” You know, it's, it's “nure,” which is good. and a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. I mean when you consider the other choices, “manure” is actually pretty refreshing.
Thank you!
@@shawnhill4779lol he’s my fav SEINFELD character!!!! 🤣🤣💙
Trump needs to be changed.
The fact that he went to farm country and is surprised to see flies is BEYOND! 😂😭
Hearing "Trump has a beach body" and hearing "for more on this it's time for a Closer Look" are not 2 phrases I EVER WANT TO HEAR TOGETHER AGAIN!! :D
lol
😂😂😂😂😂!
Simple fact, TruMp ATTRACTS FLIES BECAUSE HE STINKS!!!
Trump is rotten to da core 💀💩💩🤡
To high heavens 🤢😂🎉
His diaper is full....
That's what I think is happening. He probably stinks a lot.
I guess YOU'D Know !
🇺🇸💙**Your vote is protected by the Constitution. 💙 *If you are eligible to vote but your eligibility is in question-DO NOT WALK AWAY- you have the right to ask for a **PROVISIONAL BALLOT.** 💙 *** No one HAS TO idolize the man and repeat his lies, hate, division, and disposing of our 250yr freedoms. 💙PUTTING COUNTRY FIRST & doing the right thing will never be the wrong thing. 💙🇺🇸
👴🏻🥃 BA BA BOOOEY HOWARD STERN
Voting is a right, not a privilege!
Check your registration and vote!
@@jcoopes5604
AWW SHUT UP
8:51 check the couple at the bottom left corner of Trump. Pretty sure one's going, "What's he talking about now?" while the other goes, "Just roll with it, the camera's on."
Floaters. He is swatting away floaters in his eyes.
In 2020, President Trump said, "Covid will just go away by itself overnight", meanwhile refrigerator trucks were used as morgues, and filled with body bags.🙄 Trump is *mentally chaotic* . I'm voting for KAMALA 💙
It’s amazing how people have forgotten
That's what scares me. The final tolls were horrific. 😔
@@KeithJackson-ux7eh even though their whole stance is '4 years ago you were better off'. Suckers and losers, the whole lot of them.
Well I'm no fan of Trump, but he might have had something there...Pretty much the whole of Africa missed out on covid vaccines, and this is a place where Ebola can run wild, and it's not like people were dropping like flies was it? They had no PPE, no lockdowns, now self-isolation, no vaccines [or very little] and yet the same stats as everyone else...
Smart choice.
The orange man reminds me of a wind-up doll that is malfunctioning. 😮😢
You can tell when his diaper is full because the flies show up.
Great job, Seth. as usual.
"Looking like a beached whale" does not equal to "Having a beach body".
Wasn't Obama able to "catch" that fly that one time?...
Trump is trying, but cannot.
He has concepts of a plan to get this fly 🪰
Of course, this is not about mosquitoes or flies! This is aimed at the Proud Boys and other militant organizations! This means: Lets get rid of the Democrats! It's not funny at all! It's alarming!
Good memory! That was amazing.
A real rough day?? Sounds like Kristal Nacht.
Kristallnacht was nazis attacking stores and store owners.
Trump is saying attack the actual criminals who are busting the stores.
He told a police association on Long Island in 2017? Don’t be gentle when putting arrestees in the patrol car.
"Project 2025" = Mein Kampf
@@rik80280 YUP.
Hilarious episode, guys 🤣 well done 👍🏽
When Trump went into his "They're eating the dogs" rant during the debate, was anyone else slightly disappointed when he didn't bark "They're eating the PEOPLE! " and launch into a Soylent Green tirade?
I know ! The monitors stopped him to soon … darn those Fact Checks got in the Way. 😂
@@renemorgan1997 I know I was leaning forward in my chair with a look of gleeful anticipation on my face. I think I even uttered the words “Here it comes” 🤣
I still blame The Simpsons for that spoiler..
@@lifewuzonceezr Old movies are better than present day tv.
I was shocked, then I went into laughing mode. He was dead ass serious, and you could see straining in his face trying get the words out. Can you picture him barking?
CORRECTION: I think you meant the bridge of the USS Enterprise, not the deck.The Enterprise had 23 decks, the bridge being on deck 1.
You mean the Enterprise D had 23 decks. I believe the iterations of the Enterprise that were imagined to exist before The Next Generation series were all smaller. The image shown here is from the first pilot episode of the original series, The Cage in which the Enterprise is Constitution class as opposed to the Galaxy class of the Enterprise D.
It was all fiction. It could have had 123 decks. It was all possible, not through science, but the magic of film, just like Hannibal Lecter.
@@amandaparler2080- Correction to your correction. The original Enterprise had 24 or 25 decks depending on your source; the 1701-D enterprise in Next Generation had 42.
“The making of” gives the original # as 24, the official blueprints had 25. It’s TV, so yeah, the numbers are going to be fuzzy.
@@gus.smedstad Thank you then, for your correction to my correction to someone else's correction. I was having trouble finding a concrete source myself and had fall back on my recollection of starship architecture.
@@amandaparler2080 I'm glad someone did, I was about to have to whip out my Star Trek Encyclopedia, my most-read childhood book.
Why'd he say "sleepy joe" in such a zesty way lmao
Bro was like "my body is much better than.... 💗💖💘Sleepy Joe😊😘💖💝💞"
You seeem to forget You’re both near 80. Big Macs and chicken don’t make a beautiful body. You didn’t have one 30 years ago and you certainly don’t have one now. Ugh!
In that rally featured today, you can tell it's a much smaller venue, maybe the size of a large auditorium with 1,500-2,000 seats. I've seen other clips from what I call the "bad dye job" rally and he discusses that, complaining that the reason the venue is so small is because the government won't give him more secret service. Yeah. Right. But, he claims, there are thousands of people outside, watching on monitors.... riiiight.
This is so sick to call on a one day purge …. Some crazy people might take him to his word …. Can he stop his stupid actions
"sorry boss, can't come into work today the neighbors are going to purge today and I need to stay locked in today"
It's weird how people claim that Biden is too old and incoherent to be president, while at the same time supporting Trump, who's nearly as old and twice as incoherent.
Bc they dont care. My boss tells me "ive mever more money under any president than trump. Money is the root of all evil. Beware people who put money above all else
Delusional isn't a strong enough word to describe Trump.
neither for his followers/cultists.
Bat sheet crazy.
He's literally demented.
I think asshole is the correct term.
@@Spider-Geek916 Demented Don should be trending.
I had to rewind what he said about the phone app at least 5 times because I couldn’t hear anything over my gut laughing 🤣