At this point 4chan is eating popcorn. They don't have to troll people anymore, people troll themselves enough these days on so many different levels of human interaction.
Ima keep it a buck tho, I make a pretty good amount from investing in stocks. I don't know if you guys are just hating on nfts but stock and crypto has a future. Especially bitcoin. Its backed by a block chain. I'm new to it all but I've made about 5k since the start. Its going good for me. I don't know why it isnt going good for you guys.
@@vexial12 It's called getting lucky. People think if you're smart about crypto you'll be rich. It's possible, there are even good algorithms for day-trading. But, the price could drop drastically any day for numerous reasons. It's not going to hold any value if *more* countries restrict its use.
4:25 Chat User -> BorlandBTW : "Crypto is the dumbest **** in the 20th century LUL" Now we all know who the dumbest **** of the "20th" century really is.
I want to thank Asmongold for reacting to these videos because this introduced me to various content creators, like KiraTV and Josh Strife Hayes, a great content creators who literally never appeared in my algorithm and whom i would never find by myself.
@@midwestbox I have a very well paying job.. I go there half the days out of the year.. I have no idea wtf I'm doing most of the time I'm there. I just put on my customer service voice and say whatever makes them hangup the phone. I hate socializing outside of my marriage, an a tight-knit group of a very select friends. I'm faking it til I make it everyday of my career.
It's so weird to me because I feel like if I was rich I could make a muh better life for myself besides living on a hot humid island where like 20 tropical storms probably hit each year. Why do rich people all like the same thing and why is it always awful
Asmon is a really unique character. Him and Tyler1 are the only 2 people I can watch regardless of the content they are streaming. They are genuinly entertaining to watch because they are genuine in their characters and beliefs
That guy in the AMA sounds like one of those typical people who say a lot of pointless words and like to sound like they know what they're talking about. And they seem to make some social progress with people who believe their "confidence", but it's so easy to hear that they are completely clueless and just feigning understanding or control. I hope this project goes down spectacularly and doesn't just get brushed under the carpet and quietly die
Imagine if they actually start having crypto people living on that island: the entire population would collapse within 1 generation, either due to lack of logistics for food, water, etc, ... or lack of partners for reproduction.
Look into the Jordorosky Dune fiasco unfolding right now. They thought they got the copyright to Dune by purchasing this. Nevermind it is an art book of a canceled project. Nevermind WB owns the rights to a cinema adaptation. Nevermind they'd need to go through Frank Herbert estate. They didn't know any of that, yet these people had millions to waste. They also had the audacity to brag about scanning every page to make an NFTs from, then said they'd burn the book and film it and sell the film as an NFT too.
@@katarh you can't own a jpg/png/gif let alone pages of a book you weren't involved with. Creative rights circumvent that and this is why NFTs imo are more fragile than crypto. I already know that (at least here in USA) our dollar isn't backed by gold or something tangible except labor or manufactures goods. However it holds more grounds as a way to exchange funds than NFTs. Heck barter systems we used 10,000 years ago are more fungible.
even if this was real and I was into crypto, I absolutely would not want to join some islanders in some "paradise" just to talk about how great crypto is and how much we have made. The point of a getaway/vacation is to get away from everything related to business to de-stress. All of that aside, the entire premise of this island is extremely cringy.
It actually makes me wonder how many of their "members" are actually incognito youtubers or people who joined ironically. I wouldn't be suprise if it was more than a half.
the whole bitconnect casino and statues praising Carlos if in a parody video about cryptro bros would be on point. in a video meant to get investors is a huge turn off of to any one with a brain
Its actually a little scary how many people are gullible enough to fall into the trap of NFTs and crypto. Usually the people falling for scams are old people like your grandma, but this is middle aged people and young adults... If they will fall for this, what else will they be fooled into???
Sometimes when you lose a parent that you've been caring for after their passing there's a point of clarity. Itsblike that part of your brain you dedicated to serving all of a sudden is free. I know, happened to me when I lost my parent last year.
There should be no discussion on how this won't work past -SHOW US YOUR PLANNED INBFRASTRUCTURE FOR YOU ISLAND YOU CHILDREN. Do they think they will turn up and point fingers to contractors and they'll magically make everything happen like a Civ game?
8:54 Kinda like Blizzard saying "They're being DDOS'ed" on opening release night... No, you're not getting DDOS'ed... The players who paid for your game are trying to login, and you cut corners & costs on server infrastructure...
These are great because Kira makes some quality content, but Asmon has got to react to the original Cryptoland pitch video that Kira did. The thumbnail says "Welcome to Cryptoland." He needs to experience the absolute cringe they have bestowed upon us.
Honestly, what's old is new again. We've been through this before with virtual real estate in Ultima Online and Second Life. Back in the early 2000s the media was going on and on about how virtual real estate was our future, and here we are again.
This whole thing reminds me of the Terra Malatora incident. A transhumanist dragon cult with designs to invade an island off the coast of Africa getting trolled out of existence in the space of a month
Too bad YouLube doesn't have a 4-5x speed for audio. I'm thinking that guy would go back to his parallel plane, like where Cpt. Kirk went, when they dropped acid in his drink.. or whatever it was.
21:35 Don't attack me like this, a forum I used to post on in high school found out we could have an island if everyone pitched in $500 and we tried to do it but surprise, only like 2% wanted to put any money in.
It's like Galt's Gulch, the failed libertarian paradise. Joining the ranks of doomed projects like Dash Con and Fyre Festival on a smaller scale. Organizing things is hard. It really is! You need more money than you think, more time than you think, and more staff than you think. And not every good idea will see the light of day as a result.... let alone the stupid ones.
Kitty0706 was a GMOD / TF2 youtuber who passed away a long while ago, and someone I used to follow alongside all those old GMOD creators. These freaks are making and selling NFTs based on his UA-cam Profile. Its actually disgusting.
There's so much stupidity in humanity these days it's amazing people can even manage to operate a phone or computer let alone buy into scams like this.
If I was the owner of that island I'd get in touch with the fijian government and be like: "hey guys, I've got this island I don't want, give me some dosh and its yours".
Asmongold falling down this rabbit hole is absolutely gold
I mean yeah its in his name
Asmon(falling down this rabbit hole is absolutely)gold
I can buy island in Minecraft
100% AGREE
Funny as fuck hahah.
At this point 4chan is eating popcorn. They don't have to troll people anymore, people troll themselves enough these days on so many different levels of human interaction.
People have been scamming people since the dawn of man, NFTs and crypto are just the new fad
Shit like this is why the Onion doesnt make videos anymore... we are living in the clown dimension.
Ima keep it a buck tho, I make a pretty good amount from investing in stocks. I don't know if you guys are just hating on nfts but stock and crypto has a future. Especially bitcoin. Its backed by a block chain. I'm new to it all but I've made about 5k since the start. Its going good for me. I don't know why it isnt going good for you guys.
@@vexial12 It's called getting lucky. People think if you're smart about crypto you'll be rich. It's possible, there are even good algorithms for day-trading. But, the price could drop drastically any day for numerous reasons. It's not going to hold any value if *more* countries restrict its use.
@@l01230123 let's take crypto and nfts out of it. What about stocks? You feel the same way about stocks?
The irony when you're selling something non-fungible while stealing assets to advertise
Its almost poetic
4:25 Chat User -> BorlandBTW : "Crypto is the dumbest **** in the 20th century LUL"
Now we all know who the dumbest **** of the "20th" century really is.
I want to thank Asmongold for reacting to these videos because this introduced me to various content creators, like KiraTV and Josh Strife Hayes, a great content creators who literally never appeared in my algorithm and whom i would never find by myself.
Upper Echelons Gamer is also a good channel for information similar like this.
@@dale7326 Yeah i know Upper Echelon. Good stuff
@@MoonTurky you watch Asmongold daily just to comment how much you don't like him lol
@@queenbean7071I hate Asmon but I like him
And Lucy Pyre... :)
This all feels like a roleplayer community
"lets pretend to be rich" sorta thing
So~ true!
Never trust an advertisement playing with the concept of _"a golden and very timelimited opportunity"._
@@midwestbox I have a very well paying job.. I go there half the days out of the year.. I have no idea wtf I'm doing most of the time I'm there. I just put on my customer service voice and say whatever makes them hangup the phone. I hate socializing outside of my marriage, an a tight-knit group of a very select friends. I'm faking it til I make it everyday of my career.
It's so weird to me because I feel like if I was rich I could make a muh better life for myself besides living on a hot humid island where like 20 tropical storms probably hit each year. Why do rich people all like the same thing and why is it always awful
Asmon is a really unique character. Him and Tyler1 are the only 2 people I can watch regardless of the content they are streaming. They are genuinly entertaining to watch because they are genuine in their characters and beliefs
Well not only them no?
Agreed, everyone else is a drama whore cry baby
@@nilia8685 idk he usually talks about a lot of stuff but with a level headed take and from both sides of the spectrum
@@nilia8685
If you're gunna say anyone over reacts it's Tyler1. Dude literally screams nonstop every stream
How can you watch Tyler1? He shouts 24/7, it's literally painful listening to him
Asmon: "I wanna have a lot of money too!"
Also Asmon: >Cost of living is $30 nuggets & burgers with probably millions in the bank
Impossible no one would expect such outcome
11:15 "What is wrong with crypto island?" is the new "Why am I still getting hate?"
what is interesting watching asmon is that he himself is very smart, yet his viewers are thicker than bricks.
true and real
@@neonbootygt real and true
And yet here we are (jk it’s very true)
POGGARS
i know you, you know it, everybody knows it
That guy in the AMA sounds like one of those typical people who say a lot of pointless words and like to sound like they know what they're talking about. And they seem to make some social progress with people who believe their "confidence", but it's so easy to hear that they are completely clueless and just feigning understanding or control. I hope this project goes down spectacularly and doesn't just get brushed under the carpet and quietly die
Imagine if they actually start having crypto people living on that island: the entire population would collapse within 1 generation, either due to lack of logistics for food, water, etc, ... or lack of partners for reproduction.
You can import slaves, err ... I mean foreign helpers, to work or mate with. Check out Dubai.
I’d have given them a week before someone accidentally lit the whole island on fire
Maidenless.
Look into the Jordorosky Dune fiasco unfolding right now. They thought they got the copyright to Dune by purchasing this. Nevermind it is an art book of a canceled project. Nevermind WB owns the rights to a cinema adaptation. Nevermind they'd need to go through Frank Herbert estate. They didn't know any of that, yet these people had millions to waste.
They also had the audacity to brag about scanning every page to make an NFTs from, then said they'd burn the book and film it and sell the film as an NFT too.
Had to look this up. That's insane. They also got thwarted because the contents of the book have been public since before the auction....
Lol i seen that, pple were roasting him hard.. Well pple with some sense anyways
@@katarh you can't own a jpg/png/gif let alone pages of a book you weren't involved with. Creative rights circumvent that and this is why NFTs imo are more fragile than crypto. I already know that (at least here in USA) our dollar isn't backed by gold or something tangible except labor or manufactures goods. However it holds more grounds as a way to exchange funds than NFTs. Heck barter systems we used 10,000 years ago are more fungible.
book was made publically available on google photos before the auction closed lol
Yo that shit was hilarious. These morons actually thought they owned the copyright to the Jodorowski Dune book. They are so dumb.
even if this was real and I was into crypto, I absolutely would not want to join some islanders in some "paradise" just to talk about how great crypto is and how much we have made. The point of a getaway/vacation is to get away from everything related to business to de-stress. All of that aside, the entire premise of this island is extremely cringy.
I've never heard of Cryptoland, is that where all the bigfoot live?
I'm loving the frequent uploads recently
Wait now they say they're going to buy an actual island in real life?
That was always the "plan" for Cryptoland
@@gilolaes4725 I thought it was a digital area that you buy plots and can visit in VR
@@xINVISIGOTHx you're thinking of earth 2 I think. That's a different... hum, "product"?
It actually makes me wonder how many of their "members" are actually incognito youtubers or people who joined ironically. I wouldn't be suprise if it was more than a half.
Also ppl who are there for the lulz and to trill others.
25:23
Weird how their pinball machine legit just has SCAM written on it...it's almost like they just outright telling everyone
Or at least the artist who was hired by the Cryptoland guys to create the graphics for that pinball machine left a "subliminal" message.
the whole bitconnect casino and statues praising Carlos if in a parody video about cryptro bros would be on point. in a video meant to get investors is a huge turn off of to any one with a brain
4chan in a Frieza voice : what beautiful fireworks
Crazy frog. The hero we needed and deserve
Its actually a little scary how many people are gullible enough to fall into the trap of NFTs and crypto. Usually the people falling for scams are old people like your grandma, but this is middle aged people and young adults... If they will fall for this, what else will they be fooled into???
normies being normies, people with common sense should just stop trying to save them from their own stupidity, let natural selection take its course
Stupidity knows no age.
@@thecultofcaged hodl kekw
Asmon, you're pumping out quality content like never before. Glad to see you're recovering. 💪
Sometimes when you lose a parent that you've been caring for after their passing there's a point of clarity. Itsblike that part of your brain you dedicated to serving all of a sudden is free. I know, happened to me when I lost my parent last year.
"content"
@@ye9945 bruh
@@ye9945 yea gtfo if u don’t like it
There should be no discussion on how this won't work past -SHOW US YOUR PLANNED INBFRASTRUCTURE FOR YOU ISLAND YOU CHILDREN.
Do they think they will turn up and point fingers to contractors and they'll magically make everything happen like a Civ game?
Cryptoland has a better shot at becoming Tortuga than it does a modern resort.
Damn.
Wonder if Vincent's friend Jules will be the next Cryptolander of the week.
8:54 Kinda like Blizzard saying "They're being DDOS'ed" on opening release night...
No, you're not getting DDOS'ed... The players who paid for your game are trying to login, and you cut corners & costs on server infrastructure...
23:48 right there! "that's a scam"
The tale of atlantis,a tale as old as time. Buy the dip guys
Forget the dips. Buy a $600 HNT miner and you’ll mine anywhere from 2-8 helium each day.
These are great because Kira makes some quality content, but Asmon has got to react to the original Cryptoland pitch video that Kira did.
The thumbnail says "Welcome to Cryptoland." He needs to experience the absolute cringe they have bestowed upon us.
Elon Musk just bought the island guys....
source:
trust me bro.
Imagine unironically listening to "Crazy Frog" like come on dude....
Hannah Reloaded had a great deep dive on all the legal documentations going on with the island. It's pretty ridiculous.
Honestly, what's old is new again. We've been through this before with virtual real estate in Ultima Online and Second Life. Back in the early 2000s the media was going on and on about how virtual real estate was our future, and here we are again.
That a drink everytime he says um
The reactions to the post are most likely all from employees too. We use to do that at a start-up I worked at.
The x2 speed on the discord record is mandatory for his youtube video because of the possibility of a copyright strike right?
I think so, and also obviously to just save time on such a long video
Late to the party but I do remember Kira mentioned once that he watches/listens to a lot of things at 2x. IF i remember right that is.
23:15 i like how there is a sign that says "get rich quick".... in a fking casino....
“ Crazy frog redemption arc” not what we expected - And we’re only 1 month into 2022
I mean.... everybody and their mom knows, that the ocean levels are rising in the next few decades.... BEST TIME TO INVEST EVERYTHING IN AN ISLAND!
Going hard with the uploads!
I can't believe people bought into this!!! It's so crazy to me.
This whole thing reminds me of the Terra Malatora incident. A transhumanist dragon cult with designs to invade an island off the coast of Africa getting trolled out of existence in the space of a month
wtf, at 23:48 on the slot machine it says clear "thats a scam" LOL
Too bad YouLube doesn't have a 4-5x speed for audio. I'm thinking that guy would go back to his parallel plane, like where Cpt. Kirk went, when they dropped acid in his drink.. or whatever it was.
Crazy frog...Jesus I haven't heard that name in a LOOOOONG TIME 😆
Vincent Vega? That was the name of John Travolta's character in Pulp Fiction.
i love this new format where asmon reacts to rugs
How many times are people gonna fall for the island paradise scam? Y'all Remember Fyre Fest and Redditor Island?
21:35 Don't attack me like this, a forum I used to post on in high school found out we could have an island if everyone pitched in $500 and we tried to do it but surprise, only like 2% wanted to put any money in.
I regret to inform they put the video back up. Checked today
Reactions are the best way to gauge if a project is trash or not. Metabillionaire NFT had like over 100k discord. Less than 1000 reacts.
Oh the comments section is being attacked by a bot. These crypto guys are mad!
This is almost exactly what happened with the reddit island as well
Vincent Vega is the name of John travoltas character in Pulp Fiction 😅😅
Wait, is this an actual real island? I kinda thought this was about a virtual island. Lol
wtf, i thought the same
@@maximuspayne4873 it looks like Dalphino Island from super Mario sunshine I don't even think it was real.
meanwhile in E2, the copium levels are higher than the WoW community.
OTK should buy the island
1 acre of sand no fresh water in middle of no where. is it still there after the volcano went off.
21:28 literally Skinny Pete & Badger
This is the 3th attempt of crypto Island, i think xDDD doomed to fail!
It's like Galt's Gulch, the failed libertarian paradise. Joining the ranks of doomed projects like Dash Con and Fyre Festival on a smaller scale. Organizing things is hard. It really is! You need more money than you think, more time than you think, and more staff than you think. And not every good idea will see the light of day as a result.... let alone the stupid ones.
I feel like a rule of thumb for these start up crypto currency is, whatever they tell you their support base is, is prooooobably inflated about 90% 💀😂
24:13 25:22 They literally show you it's a scam on the pinball machine^^
"Asmongold is SICK of crypto-evangelists trying to sell you get-rich-quick schemes such as" *proceeds to list Zack's channels* lmaoo
Kitty0706 was a GMOD / TF2 youtuber who passed away a long while ago, and someone I used to follow alongside all those old GMOD creators. These freaks are making and selling NFTs based on his UA-cam Profile. Its actually disgusting.
I have never seen someone reacts to someone reacts to something, It's incredible
It's kinda lazy I think.
A community of 12k people and only little over 30 people showed up ?!
Oh no. NFT scam fails. *Pikachu face*
Hey, the shocked Pikachu is my NFT, notice the watermark, it says indignant wannabe.
"Land of Cryptography" would make for a great Internet Historian video!
Compare it to that Mike guy from the Air Unbrella stuff. That's basically what most of the people are left.
I feel like they would have more luck buying Study Island lol.
That website was hell.
27:00 omg, that's disgusting! Where?
The 'investor' dude looks like Conrad Verner from Mass Effect...
Asmongold reacts to Italian Senate showing Tifa and Cloud on bed 🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone have any link to the full 2 hours long interview? I'm just curious. I can't find it on UA-cam and the original was deleted
3:20 same xD the good ol days
I'm just waiting for internet historian at this point.
dollar for dollar, Acti-Blizz is worth seven and a half Fiji Islands.
why the fuck are the only slot machines anyone ever uses in media IGT S2000s
What kind of monster wants to bring crazy frog back..
There's so much stupidity in humanity these days it's amazing people can even manage to operate a phone or computer let alone buy into scams like this.
This guy must live close to Metagoblin, they have similar accent
Vincent Vega? the guy from Pulp Fiction? Yeah, he's pretty well known.
People really dont know that Vincent Vega is from Pulp Fiction?
Anything that uses crazy frog is definitely a rip off
If these are bad news I cant wait to hear good ones
So he knows Tifa's full name huh Kappa
26:00 What do you mean Ponzi? Isn't that the guy from Happy Days, what's he got to do with my scheme?
Who could have ever seen this coming?
Isn’t this kooky?
*explanation-marks appear over head as eyes cartoonishly pop out*
This is SO unexpected!
Asmon, buy the island and call it Baldland
On God, not even all the Minecraft R18 mods put together have induced me so much cirnge than that animation alone.
27:32 You sound like Christopher Walken... "That's Crazy...uh"
This was to be expected. lmfao. On a side note it looks like Asmon showered recently; so that's good!
If I was the owner of that island I'd get in touch with the fijian government and be like: "hey guys, I've got this island I don't want, give me some dosh and its yours".
Financial maturity should be enough.
One year old maturity should be enough.
@@GeneralP123 swimming in nutsack maturity should be enough
Nooooooo this should not happen. They should be able to buy their island and sell the places to all that's stupid enough to get into it.
I have no idea what this is about, but I've laughed my arse off
I hate that saying because there's am and pm which are two different times of the day.
he did like i did with counter strike 1.6 back then with the song
Why is he streaming on his 2nd account?
There's no one on the discord, because no one in crypto takes that stuff seriously.