Cryptoland Is Embarrassing

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @lefunghi6151
    @lefunghi6151 2 роки тому +19870

    The irony of a physical coin being the mascot for a cryptoland

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 2 роки тому +1960

      Like the Flat Earthers "Around the Globe Tour".

    • @UCjNrKLyRJI-abFA8qiNo92Q
      @UCjNrKLyRJI-abFA8qiNo92Q 2 роки тому +377

      Sounded better under the influence

    • @BlazeSLK
      @BlazeSLK 2 роки тому +526

      And his name is “Connie”

    • @artistanthony1007
      @artistanthony1007 2 роки тому +126

      Should've been individual Crypto Coins providing assistance, NOT A FREAKING FIAT GOLD COIN!

    • @reidcunningham5906
      @reidcunningham5906 2 роки тому +233

      And his name is Conny, like a con man

  • @morgann2938
    @morgann2938 2 роки тому +3126

    I love how the promo implies that Cryptoland will be filled with hot women who totally wanna talk to you. Being on an island surrounded by cryptobros sounds like literal hell.

    • @crumb.y6449
      @crumb.y6449 2 роки тому +252

      I used to be a woman and if i some how ended up on this Island i may aswell just explode

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 2 роки тому +111

      Implying that Cryptoland won't go full Epstein Island

    • @kylefreeburg9353
      @kylefreeburg9353 2 роки тому +71

      Well, to be fair, 90% of the people they show are dudes, so at least that's somewhat accurate

    • @Jaytwisty23
      @Jaytwisty23 2 роки тому +53

      @@crumb.y6449 you can't just use to be a woman though 😂

    • @we_barebears
      @we_barebears 2 роки тому +124

      @@Jaytwisty23 theyre probably trans

  • @nichijoufan
    @nichijoufan 2 роки тому +3566

    I remember when I was a kid around the 2000s and my father tried to get me into computers and internet. He told me that anyone could make a business out of it. For some reason he told me I should start selling jokes (yes jokes). I said that nobody would pay money for something so stupid and worthless.
    I was so wrong.

    • @IOMAN
      @IOMAN 2 роки тому +320

      He knew everything

    • @rw3404
      @rw3404 2 роки тому +258

      Moral of the story: Always listen to your parents

    • @themanbehindyou.216
      @themanbehindyou.216 2 роки тому +176

      Your dad was well aware of how stupid humans can be. Now you're aware of it too

    • @LittleCart
      @LittleCart 2 роки тому +115

      Your dad is a prophet

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 2 роки тому +13

      Odd question: But was your father a pretty smart guy or not?

  • @roshivvymegido9178
    @roshivvymegido9178 2 роки тому +2836

    they somehow managed to make a video look like they both invested too much money for it and didn't pay anyone fairly for it at the same time

  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO 2 роки тому +9285

    6:28 that voice line was clearly recorded from a 3rd party, implying the people who made this had no women around to do the voice lines for them

    • @TobsterStrudel
      @TobsterStrudel 2 роки тому +779

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @cameronclarke2712
      @cameronclarke2712 2 роки тому +1632

      Had to whip out the fiverr account

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 2 роки тому +441

      Honestly what else did we expect

    • @thecosmicradiation
      @thecosmicradiation 2 роки тому +1407

      Genuinely the most unrealistic thing about the whole Cryptoland video is that there are women there

    • @IDontLikeHandIes
      @IDontLikeHandIes 2 роки тому +217

      HELP ME!! THE CRINGE!! I CANT STOP THE CRINGE!!

  • @Nightmare77110
    @Nightmare77110 2 роки тому +9923

    Fun fact, none of this was animated. Crypto land was filmed at the gates of Hell and it just so happens that everyone looks like a badly animated character. But looking at these videos you wouldn’t think that, you would know that.

    • @holdenbell1630
      @holdenbell1630 2 роки тому +193

      That would explain the waking nightmares I have about this horror-show.

    • @Ash-b49
      @Ash-b49 2 роки тому +95

      Yeah the coin is actually an animatronic serial murd- I MEAN “investor”

    • @tylerwilliams33
      @tylerwilliams33 2 роки тому +69

      Only killer bean may save our asses now..

    • @TheAlmightyNikoDerp
      @TheAlmightyNikoDerp 2 роки тому +25

      I can confirm this. I was there during the filming. Guy literally refused to leave until we let him film it.

    • @ErectusEnormous
      @ErectusEnormous 2 роки тому +28

      God if hell looks like this I'll try to be a saint, please forgive our sins

  • @nemesixsixsix
    @nemesixsixsix 2 роки тому +4999

    Cryptoland looks like it's straight out of a failed 90s animated movie that went nowhere and was lost to time, it's amazing.

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 роки тому +46

      a lost media

    • @Pepperoni290
      @Pepperoni290 2 роки тому +12

      No, it looks like the scooby doo movie

    • @ZeroConZx
      @ZeroConZx 2 роки тому +82

      its food fight lmao

    • @mercs2547
      @mercs2547 2 роки тому +8

      Wasn’t there a similar ad for Blockbuster Video?

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 роки тому +5

      I actually thought it was that dream music video.

  • @lolschrauber
    @lolschrauber 2 роки тому +2236

    Love how a cryptocurrency mascot is a physical coin

    • @CloakerEvo86
      @CloakerEvo86 Рік тому +46

      im pretty sure they made physical bitcoin, i dont think it is anything useful tho

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 Рік тому +32

      @@CloakerEvo86 WHATS THE POINT.

    • @CloakerEvo86
      @CloakerEvo86 Рік тому +7

      @@Smelly556 idk, probably just merch for Cryptovros to buy, or maybe it justs work for something

    • @Reece-3601
      @Reece-3601 Рік тому +32

      We already have physical bitcoin.. it's called money 😂

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Рік тому +3

      @@CloakerEvo86 I thought those were actual tokens that represented bitcoin but then I thought about it and wondered how the fuck would that work? 😂

  • @Shoxic666
    @Shoxic666 2 роки тому +15658

    They had to go with Cryptoland because "The Virgin Islands" was taken.

  • @coliec
    @coliec 2 роки тому +20156

    Amazing work from fbi. Making all the predators assemble on a remote island themselves is such an elegant solution

    • @Zemlyaa
      @Zemlyaa 2 роки тому +281

      indeed

    • @cdrezz6593
      @cdrezz6593 2 роки тому +303

      Can't wait to go to the island

    • @criSOME1
      @criSOME1 2 роки тому +358

      First thing I thought. This couldn’t have been made by individuals. The CIA wants to desperately shit on Bitcoin

    • @yesshh2952
      @yesshh2952 2 роки тому +728

      All the creeps on one island so they can just nuke it lmao

    • @bobsempletank5362
      @bobsempletank5362 2 роки тому +384

      The biggest sting operation in history

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 2 роки тому +1624

    Some of my favorite attractions at Cryptoland include:
    - Rugpull Ranch
    - Scam Sanctuary
    - Ripoff Ride
    - The Price Drop
    - Bored Ape Avenue
    - Power Consumption Pool
    - Crypto Bro Bar
    - Coin Casino

    • @GRAv111
      @GRAv111 2 роки тому +173

      -Metaverse Merry-go-round
      -The Bitcoin Mines
      -Screenshot Slingshot
      And don’t forget the Non-Fungible-Tower of Terror

    • @VitaTheMerm
      @VitaTheMerm 2 роки тому +12

      @Tisna Rahani no

    • @GRAv111
      @GRAv111 2 роки тому +42

      Down by the beach enjoy the OpenSea Shore and catch sights of the Whales🐳 . And sip on that iced cold Mint flavored cocktail that will have you FOMOing at the mouth🍸 while you LAUNDER in your beach chair.

    • @dennisthemenace567
      @dennisthemenace567 2 роки тому

      Because people with resources are afraid of them. They want you to hate them too so these useless shits get pushed on you.

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 2 роки тому +23

      They will store their garbage in the 'Pump-and' Dump.

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 2 роки тому +535

    "Cryptoland: a glimpse into the future we all deserve"
    God thats pessimistic...

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 роки тому

      That feels like the corporate version of a suicide cult

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 2 роки тому +18

      Probably will age even worse later. Though how much later is anyone's guess

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 Рік тому +1

      @@superpokemonbros.9441what do you mean?

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 Рік тому +10

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 I was trying to extend the joke that the original commenter was making. I didn't do a good job lol

  • @owlface1816
    @owlface1816 2 роки тому +2109

    I'm from Fiji and crypto is literally illegal here, we aren't allowed to buy or sell crypto so this is definitely a scam lmao.

  • @epochthekid
    @epochthekid 2 роки тому +1315

    2:41
    The way the texture and rendering on his shirt suddenly changes from one frame to the next is an immediate sign of quality assurance

    • @Vitoreo
      @Vitoreo 2 роки тому +77

      literararly started the render with the wrong texture for like the first 2 hours. you cant make this stuff up.

    • @96blocks
      @96blocks 2 роки тому +79

      Also the camera panning from the inside of the plane to clipping through the window as the model of the guy glitches out is also another sign that this is some *top quality stuff* you’re watching

    • @epochthekid
      @epochthekid 2 роки тому +22

      @@96blocks the more you watch it, somehow the worse it looks

    • @epochthekid
      @epochthekid 2 роки тому +9

      @@Vitoreo and then just swap it out abruptly and hope no one notices. Shits wild

    • @epochthekid
      @epochthekid 2 роки тому +20

      @Julo Micha Both marvels of animation. They somehow managed to regress the field by 20 years

  • @Ani
    @Ani 2 роки тому +12377

    hearing that charlie will be defending this video staying up is really heartening, larger creators doing this kind of thing with the resources they have is exactly what bullshit like this needs done.

    • @Glacialgaming
      @Glacialgaming 2 роки тому +375

      First human reply

    • @investdough
      @investdough 2 роки тому +34

      Yeah if it goes down he makes less money

    • @thymii
      @thymii 2 роки тому +112

      @Slicky stop, we don trust links no more. Or ur just some bot by a lonely nobody.

    • @joemama2737
      @joemama2737 2 роки тому +1

      @@Glacialgaming hype

    • @joemama2737
      @joemama2737 2 роки тому +50

      @@thymii ignore it, literally just pretend they don’t exist

  • @jyggalag169
    @jyggalag169 2 роки тому +1052

    I have to confess, I saw this video at the time and mistakenly believed it was someone deliberately posting cringe to ironically mock crypto nerds. I was horribly wrong.

    • @JanusHoW
      @JanusHoW 10 місяців тому +27

      Crypto and NFT fanatics have no concept of irony.

    • @shortcake_sweetie
      @shortcake_sweetie 8 місяців тому +5

      You're not alone. So did I.

  • @sobek6735
    @sobek6735 2 роки тому +3881

    I think it’s beautiful that crypto enthusiasts found themselves unsatisfied with a digital crypto land that they needed a physical version to feel satisfied with the idea

    • @iwontreplybacklol7481
      @iwontreplybacklol7481 2 роки тому +42

      Well think about. The crypto pushers dont care about crypto, they just want it to go "to the moon" so they buy real life luxuries. No one wants to live in a digital world if they're rich. They only want to make a digital world and strap people in like the matrix and harvest their money and efforts, while they never even put on a vr headset but rather live in a mansion, drive real sports cars, have real sex with partners and est real lobster and caviar. If they dont say so, then why do you need millions of bucks to live ina vr world. Id believe these visionaries if they gave away their fortunes, ate ramen noodles and vitamin packs to stay alive, lived in. 200sq ft apartment and got their "life fullfillment" out of virtual reality instead
      .its f'in hilarious, suckers fall for this meta vr crypto land bullshit. Remember, when they have nothing to sell, YOU are the product!

    • @unknowngod8221
      @unknowngod8221 2 роки тому

      @@iwontreplybacklol7481 well everyone is not and i mean not doing what the rich want we don't love metaverse because holy fuck it create by Facebook

    • @jesseraiden4505
      @jesseraiden4505 2 роки тому +113

      damn the replies were so real they got disappeared lmao

    • @sobek6735
      @sobek6735 2 роки тому +70

      @@jesseraiden4505 oh shit they did

    • @craigpegasus
      @craigpegasus 2 роки тому +24

      That’s such beautiful irony 😂😂

  • @theonelincoln
    @theonelincoln 2 роки тому +5032

    The fact that they themselves did get DMCA’d by the Crazy Frog people is great.

    • @MattIsntYoung
      @MattIsntYoung 2 роки тому +291

      Is it just me or did 3:30 remind everyone else of the island they went to in the Scooby Doo movie? I call copycat

    • @adjaniepoudrier-cusson6643
      @adjaniepoudrier-cusson6643 2 роки тому +126

      @@MattIsntYoung Holy shit it does look like it! These movies are my guilty pleasure, I don't care about what anyone says, they are masterpieces! You made me so happy right now I have so many fond memories that came from these movies so thank you!

    • @ImExcalibastard
      @ImExcalibastard 2 роки тому +23

      @@MattIsntYoung I thought the exact same thing lmao

    • @bruderschweigen6889
      @bruderschweigen6889 2 роки тому +14

      Why did the French DMCA them?

    • @panthera_
      @panthera_ 2 роки тому +6

      I dont even see Crazy Frog in this video tbh. Am I stupid? All i see is pepe

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 2 роки тому +3213

    Not gonna lie, the Crypto coin with a terrifying face looks like a messed up version of Thomas the Steam Tank Engine but it's gold.

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 2 роки тому +63

      Holy shit Crypto Wars 2: Attack of the Bots

    • @reniculous1559
      @reniculous1559 2 роки тому +36

      I FUCKING THOUGHT THAT THE FACE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING

    • @Sampsonoff
      @Sampsonoff 2 роки тому +14

      Ok but can I buy the Thomas the Tank Engine NFT? Take my money

    • @j-lo5079
      @j-lo5079 2 роки тому +11

      *NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE*

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 2 роки тому +10

      @@WDWatameVirus they've got us pinned down over here, save yourself while you still can

  • @raider360X_sot
    @raider360X_sot Рік тому +166

    The fact that the Cryptoland song literally ripped off Prince Ali from the live action Aladdin and no one notices is bonkers

    • @Daveaintreal
      @Daveaintreal 7 місяців тому +18

      You'd think Disney would crack down on that, but I guess they literally do not care about crypto shit

    • @raider360X_sot
      @raider360X_sot 5 місяців тому +1

      Tbf, no one does lol

  • @GoldenNinja50
    @GoldenNinja50 2 роки тому +13025

    "A crush for crypto kiddies"
    Thats when you know its gonna be a good animation

    • @powEnvy
      @powEnvy 2 роки тому +57

      What you are about to see here is a ratio

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 2 роки тому +718

      @@powEnvy the idea of "ratios" is just stupid. Twitter is a toxic cesspool.

    • @ppurpleduck
      @ppurpleduck 2 роки тому +232

      @@powEnvy hahahaha lol hahahaha

    • @pluuvo
      @pluuvo 2 роки тому +255

      its cryptokitties; some collectible project.

    • @maximilianmus8773
      @maximilianmus8773 2 роки тому +76

      @@lotus_flower2000 ratio

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +4229

    The fact that the coin’s name is “Cony” as in giving the impression he’s a con artist is hilarious lmao

    • @lizando1326
      @lizando1326 2 роки тому +164

      Cony 2021?!

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 2 роки тому +83

      @@lizando1326
      The automatic Google translate. Oh no.

    • @coldhaixx1905
      @coldhaixx1905 2 роки тому +28

      @@lizando1326 lmao the translator 😭

    • @lizando1326
      @lizando1326 2 роки тому +17

      w-w-what?! what does it say? I can’t turn it on for my own comment

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 2 роки тому +17

      @@lizando1326
      It said “pussy 2021”

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 2 роки тому +2906

    The saddest thing is turning a beautiful natural wonder like a Fiji island into a place based on the internet. Literally nothing about bitcoin needs to involve the outdoors. Imagine destroying a whole island with an extensive networking infrastructure. I can’t think of anything more selfish than taking an entirely indoor hobby and developing a whole island for it.

    • @thecosmicradiation
      @thecosmicradiation 2 роки тому +398

      I mean the irony is that with the amount of pollution created from the process of cryptocurrency mining, all contributing to climate change and rising sea levels, Cryptoland would probably be underwater in fifty years. Edit: If even that long

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 роки тому +38

      That’s actually a good point I didn’t think about.

    • @royce6485
      @royce6485 2 роки тому +106

      @@thecosmicradiation exactly! The irony of these people in particular developing “paradise” is so gross to me

    • @miomirachedic1474
      @miomirachedic1474 2 роки тому +111

      I think they also said they plan to transform a swamp area in the island into a beach and make artifical islands, which means they're gonna destroy all the reefs and ruin the islands environment, typical cryptos LOL

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 2 роки тому +34

      its not hobby
      it's super free money time future future future future future future future future future future future future future look at all my monkey jpegs im better than u future future future etc etc

  • @sigilsick
    @sigilsick 2 роки тому +987

    if this is real id like to see electricity, sewage system's water filtration systems, and how garbage is handled on the island. that'll be fun.

    • @carolyns4519
      @carolyns4519 2 роки тому +87

      FYRE FESTIVAL 2 LETS GOOOO

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 2 роки тому +76

      Well you won't because they failed to even buy the island lmao

    • @sigilsick
      @sigilsick 2 роки тому +27

      @@Colddirector i know, just saying

    • @ForkliftCertification744
      @ForkliftCertification744 2 роки тому +5

      It won’t

    • @GuanlongX
      @GuanlongX 2 роки тому

      they dump the trash into the ocean because only the digital stuff matters

  • @bardenhick2121
    @bardenhick2121 2 роки тому +17230

    NFTs are a super easy way to tell if a content creator actually respects their fanbase or not

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord 2 роки тому +7

      @Caroline 💋 penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html

    • @rimermusic129
      @rimermusic129 2 роки тому +692

      Absolutely agree. Too many "creators" are pimping their audience with NFTs

    • @Puss1man
      @Puss1man 2 роки тому +725

      Fucking Christ the bots

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 2 роки тому +142

      @YeaMan you may, but you sure don't have basic spelling skills

    • @hydevanhelsing5063
      @hydevanhelsing5063 2 роки тому +133

      *Looks at Konami*
      Yeah, that tracks.

  • @Millls
    @Millls 2 роки тому +6923

    Cryptoland saying "Mental maturity should be more than enough" is a paradox. Anyone who buys cryptos doesn't have the mental maturity to be buying them in the first place.

    • @fatnessfatinator
      @fatnessfatinator 2 роки тому +39

      yep

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +19

      Big ouch.

    • @AlejandroRodriguez-lw2pj
      @AlejandroRodriguez-lw2pj 2 роки тому +35

      Everyone who buys cryptocurrency lacks mental maturity? That’s a very bold statement. Why do you think that?

    • @Millls
      @Millls 2 роки тому +219

      @@AlejandroRodriguez-lw2pj I just said it as a joke. I don't actually think that. I think some people lack mental maturity, though. Some people just invest because their friend did, or because their favorite youtuber or celebrity told them to. Those are the types of people who lack mental maturity.

    • @callmecharlie0498
      @callmecharlie0498 2 роки тому +17

      @juice box whats wrong with investing in crypto? shitcoins and NFTs are god awful yes but why REAL crypto aswell?

  • @scrawnytony3174
    @scrawnytony3174 2 роки тому +5859

    Honestly I’m all for cryptoland. Hasn’t it been our goal for a long time to get crypto enthusiasts on an island far away from everyone else?

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 2 роки тому +318

      Fair point

    • @PlutoniumSlums
      @PlutoniumSlums 2 роки тому +160

      True but this isn’t the way of doing it 💀

    • @arronalt
      @arronalt 2 роки тому +246

      initiate the chess ballistic missile gambit

    • @rukitomikutochi8764
      @rukitomikutochi8764 2 роки тому +85

      Just leave a Nuke underneath the Island.

    • @toppler8164
      @toppler8164 2 роки тому +57

      @@rukitomikutochi8764 That destroy the island, just plant a bunch of snipers.

  • @Nickowar
    @Nickowar 2 роки тому +128

    Watching this animation high with zero context must be terrifying

    • @Poopenfarden
      @Poopenfarden 8 місяців тому +14

      evil sentient coin man abducts multiple people into an island full of unfunny wojak memes and with for some reason talking cars and fake women

    • @sbubwoofer
      @sbubwoofer 7 місяців тому +1

      high on water maybe

  • @princeyy69
    @princeyy69 2 роки тому +4396

    this feels like a really outlandish idea for a kids themed birthday party

    • @IDontLikeHandIes
      @IDontLikeHandIes 2 роки тому +46

      I cant finish the video!!! THE CRINGE!!! THE CRINGE!!!!!

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 2 роки тому +57

      imagine a kid getting crypto on their birthday, I feel sorry for them

    • @jaredsabatelli2459
      @jaredsabatelli2459 2 роки тому +3

      Ya

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 роки тому +19

      "Mum, can we get some bitcoin for my birthday?"
      "We have bitcoin at home sweetie."

    • @sirbachelorboredmen1314
      @sirbachelorboredmen1314 2 роки тому +6

      It's more like Gmod prop hunt map by one and only, VanossGaming

  • @Sound557
    @Sound557 2 роки тому +1100

    It looks like the kind of thing you'd see after hitting a strike at a bowling alley.

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord 2 роки тому

      @Silvia🦋 penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html

    • @abstrakt8709
      @abstrakt8709 2 роки тому +4

      Nightmare fuel then 😃

    • @yan_dj
      @yan_dj 2 роки тому +59

      That would be so fucking funny, like you can't bowl again until the entire 10 minute animation is over

    • @milk-sharks
      @milk-sharks 2 роки тому +21

      why are there so many spambots, youtube needs to put their money into combatting spam instead of removing the dislikes

    • @vriskaserket1120
      @vriskaserket1120 2 роки тому +1

      It’s more like the thing you get when you gutterball

  • @Luigikid
    @Luigikid 2 роки тому +8822

    The amount of work that has been put into this animation is unbelievable to me. lol

    • @johnclark926
      @johnclark926 2 роки тому +433

      This is probably the best crypto-related 3D animation I’ve seen, but it’s still the bottom of the barrel. I’m betting good money that this was animated by Threshold Animation Studios, the same studio that animated Foodfight. The awful lip syncing and the uncanny moment is so iconically Foodfight, I need to find out if they’re credited anywhere or not.

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 2 роки тому +167

      Tbh it's pretty shitty but for NFT standards it's the best lol

    • @psikirbstorm
      @psikirbstorm 2 роки тому +23

      It truly is, but I still don't know how on earth they are going to put the island together they are supposedly going to buy, if at all due to backlash. It also seems like a scam as well.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 2 роки тому +7

      had some good nostalgia with your vids ngl

    • @bodukes6062
      @bodukes6062 2 роки тому +25

      It’s both way too much and not enough. Amazing.

  • @katherinesmallbean3594
    @katherinesmallbean3594 11 місяців тому +73

    My sister sent me the cryptoland video with no context and I fully believed it was a surrealist shitpost until now

  • @micaschist5438
    @micaschist5438 2 роки тому +11886

    Calling someone who buy NFT an "investor" is like calling the drug dealer a "Pharmacyst"

    • @ProdByAngus
      @ProdByAngus 2 роки тому +300

      I will share your wisdom.

    • @miguelzavaleta1911
      @miguelzavaleta1911 2 роки тому +504

      The concept of NFTs is solid, but there's not a single application out there right now that isn't basically a scam or at the very least a waste of money.
      It's honestly embarrassing that anyone believes their stupid lion or whatever will ever be worth anything.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому +26

      @@miguelzavaleta1911 It's honestly embarrassing that Charlie's view on NFTs lines up with so many Twitter twerps. These are the same persons who preach "capitalism bad, communism good."

    • @EduardoFlores-bt4fo
      @EduardoFlores-bt4fo 2 роки тому +784

      @@SirBlackReeds now say it without crying

    • @aurelien5747
      @aurelien5747 2 роки тому +312

      @@SirBlackReeds commies are smarter than NFTs nuts

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 2 роки тому +2775

    Here's the thing about these people. Even if we give them the strongest steelman possible, and this was something they were genuinely trying to do. Not only would they NOT have been allowed to decide their own age of consent, which is fucking creepy as hell... they wouldn't have been allowed to make ANY laws at all. They would still be bound by the laws of Fiji, including the outright ban of gambling which is hilarious when they have a fucking casino in the animation.
    Buying land doesn't suddenly make it not territory of an existing country.

    • @avantail
      @avantail 2 роки тому +189

      Epstein Island 2.0

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 роки тому +160

      @@avantail or reddit island 3.0

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 2 роки тому +108

      It’s a thing with finance bros and libertarians, for whatever reason, they’re all pedophiles.

    • @sumisu2578
      @sumisu2578 2 роки тому +2

      What if they try to make it a country tho?

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 2 роки тому +62

      @@diamondmetal3062 Libertarians? Every libertarian I've ever met has been fine, same with liberals.
      It's always authoritarians and anarchists that are freaking degens.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 2 роки тому +1031

    I like how Charlie had to explain how he was misinformed in the beginning; not because he accused them of something they didn't do, but rather that they were way worse than he let on.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому +4

      Judging by his takes on NFTs, that wasn't the only thing he was misinformed on.

    • @il_veltro
      @il_veltro 2 роки тому +117

      @@SirBlackReeds damn that really hurt you huh

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому +2

      @Mario You do considering you replied.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому

      @@il_veltro It's understandable that I thought he was better than all the idiots on Twitter who are blindly screeching about NFTs. Those people are the kind of people he'd make fun of, are they not?

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 2 роки тому +47

      @@SirBlackReeds Well, NFTs is literally just art-theft but you can easily get away with it. Face the facts, NFTs are useless and contribute nothing to our society.

  • @Steveburger_
    @Steveburger_ 2 роки тому +58

    "I'm not a fan of forks -chuckles- y'know" is now officially my new pickup line. It's actually smoother than butter.

  • @alanspirand880
    @alanspirand880 2 роки тому +1394

    A physical island tied to the blockchain sounds like a terrific idea. Until someone hacks your crypto wallet and steals the entire island along with your apes.

    • @strangeduckling
      @strangeduckling 2 роки тому +131

      Not just the apes, but the lions and Hitlers too

    • @satan1841
      @satan1841 2 роки тому +107

      *NO! My limited edition George floyd NFT*

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 2 роки тому +58

      NO NOT MY PICTURES OF MILDLY INTERESTING PICTURES OF A LITERAL DRYWALL

    • @peckinduck2915
      @peckinduck2915 2 роки тому +29

      NOOOO SOMEONE STOLE MY PURPLE-GREEN MONKE

    • @unoriginalname5665
      @unoriginalname5665 2 роки тому +13

      Anything Anything! But the Epstein NFTS!

  • @systemhalodark
    @systemhalodark 2 роки тому +1130

    2007: Bioshock is great, but Rapture is so unrealistic.
    2022: Cryptoland...

    • @nightram6164
      @nightram6164 2 роки тому +86

      Can't wait for them to put crypto currency into little girls turning them into little sisters and have the mascots be big daddies

    • @trevors.5998
      @trevors.5998 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/6ohH6rrFJPU/v-deo.html 🙏💯

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 2 роки тому +21

      This is the setting of Bioshock 4 after all.

    • @bullseye5202
      @bullseye5202 2 роки тому +48

      Even with the social revolutions, body modification and insane junkies with super powers, I would rather live in Rapture than Cryptoland any day

    • @flow185
      @flow185 2 роки тому +3

      @@bullseye5202 atleast its fun

  • @rascalpaws
    @rascalpaws 2 роки тому +786

    "theres no dislikes so it must be good" was so depressing to hear lmao

    • @JOwaky
      @JOwaky 2 роки тому +30

      Im gonna commit mass m7rder in Cryptoland

    • @flamedramon68
      @flamedramon68 2 роки тому +3

      @@JOwaky Ok Hitler take a deep breath

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому

      Not nearly as depressing as hearing this guy talk smack about Troy Baker. Then again, he did commit the cardinal sin of consistently defending The Last of Us Part II.

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc 2 роки тому +2

      The joke is youtube doesn't show dislikes anymore because the videos that they want liked are getting nuked with downvotes.

  • @pattikakes_zeph
    @pattikakes_zeph Рік тому +76

    "a crypto degen with a crush for crypto kiddies" brother what????

  • @plaguekidd6902
    @plaguekidd6902 2 роки тому +4175

    I want cryptoland to be real so we can see a live action Lord of the Flies

    • @dracodracarys2339
      @dracodracarys2339 2 роки тому +32

      it takes a few days before they realize they can't eat cryptocurrency and promptly resort to cannibalism

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 2 роки тому +184

      I can imagine the creators of cryptoland telling everyone to go to an airport with their wallets so they can go to cryptoland. And after receiving their payment, they would fly them over a deserted island and just paradrop the cryptonuts into the island and get the heck out of dodge before the nutjobs realize they got scammed.
      This is a more realistic scenario than a bunch of cryptonuts being able to buy an island from Fiji.

    • @heitorpedrodegodoi5646
      @heitorpedrodegodoi5646 2 роки тому

      @@aaroncabatingan5238 better they construct fake buildings in a desert island, drop them there, offer some cheap food and leave they there.

    • @flyingsquirrel1135
      @flyingsquirrel1135 2 роки тому +57

      Like their are so many questions on how this government needs to be formed. These guys would need to hire political scientists and philosophers to help them formulate a constitutional convention the formation of an economy and government sectors- oh wait I just realized no philosopher or political scientist is dumb enough to take crypto for payment.

    • @anti79
      @anti79 2 роки тому +41

      Imagine the Internet Historian video about this

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 2 роки тому +814

    Cryptoland is over. They were unable to buy the island. They also found out there were some laws that would have prevented then from having a casino, & they didn't legally obtain the rights for some assets & music used in the video, which got DMCA'd for the use of Crazy Frog.

    • @kh-ro5su
      @kh-ro5su 2 роки тому +145

      so like everything crypto: for morons, by morons

    • @Toxicetc
      @Toxicetc 2 роки тому +56

      It was over before it started? It was an attempt to predate on children. The creators are pedophiles who are trying to lure children into an unsafe space away from their parents so they can violate them. They're child predators that's what the whole project was. It was never alive. Of course its over.

    • @Callisto8233
      @Callisto8233 2 роки тому +12

      thank fuck

    • @tenshi_amachi
      @tenshi_amachi 2 роки тому +18

      @@Toxicetc So Epstein’s island 2.0? Damn.

    • @Toxicetc
      @Toxicetc 2 роки тому +15

      @@tenshi_amachi but seriously man I cannot stress this enough, ANYBODY, ANY SINGLE PERSON even ur own mother who in any type of way says that they don't completley 100% harbour distain and disgust for ideas like cryptoland, if they even have an unbiased opinion about it because they think that it might not ALL be a bad idea, they are fucking pedophiles. You should call them that to their face, and say it VERY loudly so that anyone else in the vicinity hears and starts looking. People who support this stuff need to be publicly called out as the child predators they are. NFTs are directly associated with pedophilia.

  • @quadecaX8
    @quadecaX8 2 роки тому +8441

    Fucking hilarious I hope they make more cryptoland episodes

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 2 роки тому +223

      Dude did you notice they used "be our guest" from beauty and the beast as the song. XD they're SUCH fakes everything was stolen. they couldn't even make any original music! what's next? little mermaid cause it's by the water X'D

    • @antoniacorrales9148
      @antoniacorrales9148 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @markwilson5810
      @markwilson5810 2 роки тому +6

      whatchya doin here mate lmao, love ur music

    • @Bulls_Aye
      @Bulls_Aye 2 роки тому +37

      @@anonymousfortunes2970 Stealing everything huh? Just like most people who sell NFT's do by stealing other people's art.

    • @defiantcornball9115
      @defiantcornball9115 2 роки тому +13

      Unfortunately it got DMCA by crazy frog

  • @milksonghorlet
    @milksonghorlet 9 місяців тому +35

    "Crypto is in my chromosome" is genuinely the best line in this

    • @joshuashaw2923
      @joshuashaw2923 8 місяців тому +3

      Ohh self burn! Those are rare

    • @drosophilamelanogaster3121
      @drosophilamelanogaster3121 5 місяців тому +1

      I bet it’s some extra chromosome because as a geneticist i can assure you it is not normal 😂
      Lol crypto bro genotype 44 XYC

  • @Aickelodeon
    @Aickelodeon 2 роки тому +298

    I completely forgot Crazy Frog got forced into NFTs by their managers or whatever and they actually don't want to do it and even sent signals that they didn't want to do it to begin with

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 2 роки тому +3774

    I swear, we expected this whole crypto and metaverse boom to take over like wildfire but there’s so many missteps that I wouldn’t be surprised that it would end somewhere in summer of 2022.

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord 2 роки тому

      @Caroline 💋 penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 2 роки тому +138

      SOO much bots

    • @NeoNovastar
      @NeoNovastar 2 роки тому +88

      I seriously hope. I hope

    • @idiotshittiot
      @idiotshittiot 2 роки тому +70

      Nah. It won't end. Currently people (celebrities) realize how easy it is to influence people through trends. The blockchain unfortunately was introduced to the public through NFT's, and unfortunately most are money grabs and scams. Yet - the technology itself isn't a scam. It offers a way to trade securely, without other forces like the government being involved.

    • @iCore7Gaming
      @iCore7Gaming 2 роки тому +3

      Crypto won't die lol.

  • @RemerkulTheFlyingCow
    @RemerkulTheFlyingCow 2 роки тому +1421

    It's mind-boggling that this is actually real, this entire project honestly seems like a giant parody of itself.

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 2 роки тому +90

      Don't worry they don't have a chance with buying the island. It literally only two people behind the project and its specifically illegal for Americans to buy it that land, This is what another person said:
      I joined the Discord server out of curiosity. The founder of Cryptoland did an AMA in voice chat the other night and it was just an absolute clusterfuck. It was hilarious.
      Among other things:
      -he made clear they'd developed detailed evacuation plans but had no idea how they were going to deal with sewage in the island
      - insulted his own audience by explaining they needed competent professionals to do things like manning the resort desks and not 'crypto people'
      - responded to a question of how they'd deal with waste with 'I don't care'
      -made clear they have absolutely no background in any field related to this project
      -responded to a question as to why they showed a casino in the advertising when gambling is illegal in Fiji with 'it's not meant to be literal'
      -admitted he'd cancelled the agreement to get the island and so didn't actually own it at all. Over the course of the vc it became clear that the project literally only appears to consist of two people - this guy and a woman - and they falsely listed a bunch of random freelancers they worked with on their website to make the project seem bigger and more legitimate.

    • @sirbachelorboredmen1314
      @sirbachelorboredmen1314 2 роки тому +22

      Such a waste of land.
      It could have been Jurassic Park in there.

    • @miomirachedic1474
      @miomirachedic1474 2 роки тому +13

      @@dudebruh8534 I wish they did buy the island so I could laugh how much of a failure it would be

    • @Xyonai3112
      @Xyonai3112 2 роки тому +24

      That's how I've felt about most of this Crypto/NFT stuff. Every piece of Crypto/NFT backed media I've seen out of these schmos over the last two or so years has been the most low effort trash nonsense that's swarmed with bots and copium addicts trying to hype up their digital macaroni art that's somehow generated enough astroturfed hype to reel in Stock investor types and Millionaire Tech bros to keep the grift going. It feels like we're watching the world's most elaborate and coordinated trolling attempt.

    • @metaldoji
      @metaldoji 2 роки тому +4

      its mostly middle aged men having an identity crisis

  • @tommykarrick9130
    @tommykarrick9130 Рік тому +92

    The most bizarre thing about cryptoland is that I don’t think it was ever intended to be a scam. That promo video to me doesn’t look like it was put together by people trying to run a pump and dump, it’s too high effort and feels genuine. I think this is the crypto equivalent of when a church gets a bunch of money and one of the councilwomen says “my grandson does the three dee animation, we should make some cartoons for the kids about the Bible”
    It wasn’t made to scam people, it was naive

  • @tweer64
    @tweer64 2 роки тому +2141

    "mental maturity should be more than enough"
    So basically, no one who would buy crypto.

  • @breadmilkYT
    @breadmilkYT 2 роки тому +660

    Troy Baker: "You can hate, or you can create. What'll it be?"
    *Everyone in collective unison choses hate*

    • @ibeamy
      @ibeamy 2 роки тому +2

      Chooses.

    • @accountlol7409
      @accountlol7409 2 роки тому +11

      @@ibeamy choosed.

    • @aztro_naut
      @aztro_naut 2 роки тому

      @@accountlol7409 chused

    • @ForkliftCertification744
      @ForkliftCertification744 2 роки тому +12

      This comment reads like it’s from undertale

    • @january3rd293
      @january3rd293 2 роки тому +23

      @@ForkliftCertification744 "You're not sure why, but hate was the correct option this time."

  • @petrolheadsconcupiscence8081
    @petrolheadsconcupiscence8081 2 роки тому +801

    “They allow kids on their island”
    *this can’t be good…*

    • @xyx2188
      @xyx2188 2 роки тому +3

      On the bright side there will be less insufferable people on the mainlands

    • @shadowknight6501
      @shadowknight6501 2 роки тому +19

      @@xyx2188 if cryptologic goes to fiji im doomed .
      *I'm a local*, ill be living near epstein Island.
      -i will personally try to ruin the island (the people not the nature, Fijian scenery is beautiful when it has good weather) help me-

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 роки тому +9

      Ah yes, cant wait for crypto epstein emerged from this

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 2 роки тому +3

      Well hey. At least all the scum will be in one place. Makes it easier to deliver justice in the form of heavy firepower.

    • @dianacarinao6667
      @dianacarinao6667 2 роки тому

      Epstein: *visible happiness*

  • @r_boss1513
    @r_boss1513 2 роки тому +30

    6:55 i didnt know that cryptoland had a prisoner of war camp

  • @xor_the_protogen
    @xor_the_protogen 2 роки тому +774

    "Cryptoland - a glimpse into the future we all deserve"
    *What have we done*

    • @nyancatpoptart5441
      @nyancatpoptart5441 2 роки тому +26

      A better question would be, what have we Not done?

    • @endisendis123
      @endisendis123 2 роки тому +12

      Where did we go wrong in the pathway of evolution of mankind?

    • @MattlikestrainsOfficial
      @MattlikestrainsOfficial 2 роки тому +7

      and worse- if it has oits own age of ceonsent that means its possibly *its own nation*

    • @KonnieFuzeon
      @KonnieFuzeon 2 роки тому +7

      Humans needed to be punished sooner or later

    • @xor_the_protogen
      @xor_the_protogen 2 роки тому +1

      @Mario I just didn't know how to spell that as I'm not a native English speaker lol
      Idk we all make mistakes

  • @jblen
    @jblen 2 роки тому +3618

    It's strange, about 9% of the world's currency is in crypto and yet this is the best animation they can do 🤔

    • @everilliem3292
      @everilliem3292 2 роки тому +168

      What do you mean? They smashed Disney and Pixar!!!

    • @LoneFullmetal
      @LoneFullmetal 2 роки тому +236

      The thing is they don't have crypto themselves, they're just trying to scam other idiots out of their's.

    • @jblen
      @jblen 2 роки тому +192

      @@LoneFullmetal they do have crypto themselves, the whole point is that they get others to drive up the price super high so they can then sell their crypto that they got for basically free since they made it

    • @Pyjama_S
      @Pyjama_S 2 роки тому +13

      Do you think there’s one person who owns it all?

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 роки тому +11

      @@Pyjama_S I'm sure the FBI owns quite a bit still, they bought up a hell of a lot of bitcoin when it first started out.

  • @aph1dqueen
    @aph1dqueen 2 роки тому +2942

    I honestly hope that SOMEHOW cryptoland becomes a real place. just because I want to see how much of a catastrophic failure it ends up being

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 роки тому +70

      Except for the pedo part

    • @suziebelle3738
      @suziebelle3738 2 роки тому +173

      i want it to be dashcon 2.0 where everyone goes there on their own violition and suffers because of it

    • @vibevizier6512
      @vibevizier6512 2 роки тому +131

      @@suziebelle3738 At least Dashcon was fucking hilarious (and an embodiment of the absolutely unhinged tumblr spirit). I cant imagine this being... Anything but depressing.
      Im banishing these crypto-fuckers to the ball pit.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 2 роки тому +37

      Maybe have pirates invade the whole island. Voila, real life Far Cry 3

    • @unicornman147
      @unicornman147 2 роки тому +77

      You gotta love how they have these grand plans for a luxury resort and an NFT restaurant (whatever the hell that is) and whatnot for their paradise island, but I'm not seeing a hint of actual infrastructure that the place will need to stay operational. Where are the waste management facilities? Hospitals and fire stations? Energy grid (and remember, this is crypto mining, so it's going to take a shitton of energy)? Where are they going to get food and other supplies for Cryptoland citizens? Presumably they don't want to be associated with a centralized government, so how will they establish laws and handle crime? This is really basic stuff and they still managed to drop the ball on that. I guess they forgot that once they establish their luxury island, Mom isn't going to be there to cook and do laundry for them.

  • @lo_zephyr_6427
    @lo_zephyr_6427 2 роки тому +34

    Fun fact! In Fiji, all forms of gambling are regulated by the Gambling Act of 2009. The only legal form of gambling is a game of chance, provided it is played at home and the total maximum prize does not exceed $100.
    So the Casino is a load of 💩

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 2 роки тому +6

      Apparently Crypto is also illegal in Fiji, so it's massive scam

  • @N1ght44
    @N1ght44 2 роки тому +326

    they're putting 'crypto' into every sentence like they used to do with 'quantum' in bad sci-fi movies

    • @N1ght44
      @N1ght44 2 роки тому +6

      @SML ain't no way 😱😱😵💀💀💀

    • @Madeleine_des_Esseintes
      @Madeleine_des_Esseintes 2 роки тому +9

      Thanks for the Neil Breen flashback! :D

    • @N1ght44
      @N1ght44 2 роки тому +20

      @@Madeleine_des_Esseintes "I can manipulate space, time, and energy. I can compress time. dark matter. dark energy. quantum physics. string theory. I can bend time, so I can travel from where we are now to a thousand years from the future..."

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 2 роки тому +1

      Can’t wait for it to come full circle and have some dumb shit try and sell some Quantum NFT’s

  • @TheRealBrianYoumans
    @TheRealBrianYoumans 2 роки тому +864

    Friendly reminder: this animation, and its marketing, actually cost $50,000

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 2 роки тому +96

      Obviously these guys are sound investors

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 2 роки тому +46

      Reminder- the animator had two 0's at the end of the bill one he heard this was for cryptocurrency.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +20

      A few more of these and you get foodfight nfts

    • @Vitoreo
      @Vitoreo 2 роки тому +22

      Bruh im sure i could pull of better camera work with my 1k hours in blender then this stuff. if this cost more then 500USD to make total then they got scammed.

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +10

      @@duroorud527 Dude that fucking movie is Studio Ghibli compared to this shit

  • @santiagoherrera1853
    @santiagoherrera1853 2 роки тому +1257

    I don't get how companies don't get that most people don't want NFTS after every person has been hated for trying to sell NFTS

    • @chrysanthemumfire6456
      @chrysanthemumfire6456 2 роки тому +155

      Cause they don’t make it for people like us; it’s specifically to get more money out of everyone that has fallen for NFTs wallets

    • @iCore7Gaming
      @iCore7Gaming 2 роки тому

      I guess you don't really know what an NFT is do you

    • @iCore7Gaming
      @iCore7Gaming 2 роки тому +6

      @@chrysanthemumfire6456 The idea behind NFTs was not for selling crappy images. You do understand that NFT is a specfic token and not the actual monkey png. lol.

    • @tilenkobe
      @tilenkobe 2 роки тому +69

      Because they can still sell them, majority hates them but a damn good amount of minority buys them. The same way most people won't bother with microtransactions in videogames but then there are people who will throw thousands of dollars in one game.

    • @themanbehindyou.216
      @themanbehindyou.216 2 роки тому +75

      @@iCore7Gaming Which is even more useless. Instead of buying a funny monke png, you're buying only the receipt. Somehow NFTs are more useless than what misinformed people think.

  • @dreamhollow
    @dreamhollow Рік тому +88

    It's been over a year and I think it's safe to say that all the mockers and detractors of Cryptoland were 100% right.

  • @snakeywakey4109
    @snakeywakey4109 2 роки тому +1102

    this was so cringe that every embaressing thing i did in my childhood is less cringe and easier to forget

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 2 роки тому +98

      To be fair, that was stuff you did as a child. This, on the other hand, was made by and for adults

    • @JulianR2JG
      @JulianR2JG 2 роки тому +40

      This is scarier than my MLP obsession I was bullied for as a kid

    • @plazmikpond
      @plazmikpond 2 роки тому +6

      @@JulianR2JG Ok

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 2 роки тому +3

      @@JulianR2JG pls sike

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 2 роки тому

      Yep

  • @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar
    @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar 2 роки тому +916

    This illustrates really well how crypto and art can't exist in the same space

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому

      Or can they?

    • @MisterBonez
      @MisterBonez 2 роки тому +80

      @@SirBlackReeds they can’t

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 2 роки тому +40

      @@SirBlackReeds no.. no they cant

    • @psychocrysis2
      @psychocrysis2 2 роки тому +6

      Modern art is basically crypto for rich people.

    • @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar
      @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar 2 роки тому +26

      @@psychocrysis2 nah modern art has thought behind it if you did minimal research. Also crypto already is for rich people pretty much.

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 2 роки тому +385

    "Who is this for? 6 year olds?"
    That's probably why they say the age of consent is mental age.

  • @godzillagamer7512
    @godzillagamer7512 2 роки тому +48

    so we aren't gonna acknowledge the fact that the cryptoland song was straight up just Prince Ali's theme?

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 роки тому +14

      Crypto’s strategy is to steal from talented people so it’s completely in character

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 2 роки тому +2473

    The giant coin mascot reminds me of a poor man's Fiveish.

    • @blakem2494
      @blakem2494 2 роки тому +17

      Dollar store goodcents mascot

    • @methylblue9054
      @methylblue9054 2 роки тому +20

      Literally no circle mascot with arms will be able to stand up to cool spot

    • @RickDeckard2049
      @RickDeckard2049 2 роки тому +27

      lol cumtown bro

    • @natk9313
      @natk9313 2 роки тому +1

      Fourish

    • @SeanTheOriginal
      @SeanTheOriginal 2 роки тому +10

      But with fewer Jewish kids chasing it around

  • @noyoureatowel1606
    @noyoureatowel1606 2 роки тому +288

    This looks like something you’d see on the bowling alley TV screens

    • @weeksweeks9552
      @weeksweeks9552 2 роки тому +9

      On your 30th strike they play the entire video

  • @thehamgineer5814
    @thehamgineer5814 2 роки тому +640

    Watching the animation makes you feel like you're watching a really long bowling cutscene after getting a strike. Actually I take that back this more fits a gutter-ball.

  • @captainbean4219
    @captainbean4219 2 роки тому +7

    4:50 love how those two guys on the far right of the screen teleport back into their animation loops

  • @omnid.slayer7244
    @omnid.slayer7244 2 роки тому +313

    "I think they did a great job of making sure no one would ever be interested with this animation"
    Yea i agree

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 роки тому +2

      Bro, I thought it was just some dumbass cartoon pilot about crypto, I didn't know it was a genuine advertisement for an ISLAND.

  • @capisenior
    @capisenior 2 роки тому +854

    "a lot of people said they needed somewhere to be programming surrounded by palm trees and an open sea view"
    Like, who? What any decent programmer worth his money needs is actually 2 wide-screen monitors, a comfortable chair, air-conditioning, mechanical keyboard, silence and a big mug of coffee. I can't imagine being in a hot beach sweating with sand all over the notebook in your lap with sunlight making almost impossible to see the screen as a developer dream setting.

    • @Justarandomguy654
      @Justarandomguy654 2 роки тому +43

      My dad is a programmer and he just uses on tv

    • @Pan-oy2ck
      @Pan-oy2ck 2 роки тому +99

      I am in college for IT right now, and today, "don't use it at the beach where sand can get in it" was literally in the laptop maintenance section of a textbook.

    • @jinxedpenguin
      @jinxedpenguin 2 роки тому +29

      Not a programmer but a devops engineer so close enough. I like coastal areas but I prefer mountains (like Colorado) lol. Also tons of jobs are in fucking SoCal for this industry so it makes zero sense… and like 75% of the people I have worked with fucking hate crypto, 10 percent invest in it but only as part of their over all financial portfolios, and like the other 10 percent are apathetic. Finally the last 5 percent are crypto bros.
      Also I prefer music while I work but that’s just me

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. 2 роки тому +15

      I mean, being surrounded by palm trees and an open sea view does not preclude all that stuff. The parts you emphasized seem ideal to me. A/C inside, ocean outside. The fact that it's all a bunch of cringey BS is another story.

    • @karen-7057
      @karen-7057 2 роки тому +7

      It's so humid,I imagine it being pure suffering unless directly under A/C

  • @Black-Dawg-Jesus
    @Black-Dawg-Jesus 2 роки тому +688

    So they want to make people believe that you can get rich with NFTs but then decide to make a 500$ animation with 30$ voice actors and a 10$ story writer? You can't make that up, that is so hilarious.

    • @cjallenroxs6239
      @cjallenroxs6239 2 роки тому +33

      They make all that damn money and make this shitty as animation

    • @glumreaper8885
      @glumreaper8885 2 роки тому +49

      Don't forget a $5 songwriter who couldn't bother writing his own music or half of his own lyrics

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 роки тому +17

      I think this is cringe as hell, but something like this would cost much more than $500

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому +3

      Or maybe they just wanted to make a quick buck.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 2 роки тому +15

      From what I have heard in other videos on this topic, they spent $2.6 million on the animation. Where that money went? I have no idea because the animation looks too terrible to have had that much money put into it.

  • @No-Name0087
    @No-Name0087 2 роки тому +34

    I challenged myself to watch this full video without cringing and every time I cringed I took a shot. Needless to say, I had the mother of all headaches when I woke up.

  • @KiraTV1
    @KiraTV1 2 роки тому +3796

    Cryptoland is the gift that keeps on giving.

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 2 роки тому +67

      Your one of the first people who began talking about crypto land
      And exposing this Epstein island 2 scam

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord 2 роки тому

      @HIBA TV penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html

    • @KiraTV1
      @KiraTV1 2 роки тому +53

      @Calmgoodfire I can't take any credit. At this point I just wake up daily with dozens of emails, discord messages and tweets about weird, shady or crazy crypto things and I just pick them out of a hat for content.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 роки тому +2

      I thought that was aids

    • @thememehunterrr6185
      @thememehunterrr6185 2 роки тому +1

      yeah stds for generations to come

  • @LesterPester525
    @LesterPester525 2 роки тому +934

    Watching Charlie stomach this whole thing like a champ makes me feel like I’m the child being protected by the soldier in that one political cartoon, spared from having to face this travesty alone. Thank you for your service, Charlie

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому +1

      Doesn't he make fun of the kind of idiots who are screeching about NFTs on Twitter?

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 роки тому +6

      Yes he suffers and makes millions of dollars for our benefit what a hero

    • @PurpleAmalgam
      @PurpleAmalgam 2 роки тому +9

      @@TheTGOAC well paid

    • @heartnsoulintodeglocc9975
      @heartnsoulintodeglocc9975 2 роки тому

      @@SirBlackReeds no

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 2 роки тому +144

    that bear in 5:42 deserves better
    Imagine you’re hunting for salmon when some hunter kills you, skins your fur off, then you become a throw-rug for a fraudulent crypto island

  • @conkerconk3
    @conkerconk3 Рік тому +9

    1:15 I used to use the winky face after most sentences because I thought it was cool/normal... but looking back now, oh how wrong i was

  • @elektrikkz
    @elektrikkz 2 роки тому +255

    The Crypto Restaurant: "We don't have food, but we have receipts of food!"

  • @Queggletank
    @Queggletank 2 роки тому +2798

    So let me get this straight.
    -making an NFT is costly in ressources
    -NFTs have value by the virtue of being rare
    -more and more NFTs get churned out
    -less and less people buy the higher priced ones creating a market for "cheap" NFTs
    -NFTs have become as abundand and cheap as they can
    -The NFT-craze dies down and so does the value of them
    -the massive ressources needed to create them are wasted on a data construct
    If you would go back in time and tell someone we are burning coal just to store who owns what "rare Pepe" on servers, they would throw you into an asylum. Rightfully so.
    We burn the world for rare Pepe and wonder why the antinatalists are growing in numbers

    • @ninjaslayer0527
      @ninjaslayer0527 2 роки тому +19

      What’s rare Pepe?

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 2 роки тому +116

      Lol the whole point of antinatalists is that they don't grow in numbers.

    • @bumbleecorp9824
      @bumbleecorp9824 2 роки тому +25

      The funny thing is all nft haters only see the nft value that media portrait. Not knowing nothing behind NFT tech is ignorant and yet you guys still write assays of why nfts are shit. You know a contract with a corporation can be an nft? Yeah no paper just a contract in the blockchain that can never be deleted hence being more serious than the paper contracts we have now. You know that fiat money can be nft? And be used as payment through the blockchain? Oh yeah you dont know anything about nft other than PNGs and stupid art.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 2 роки тому +344

      @@bumbleecorp9824 Dont you have some Furry Porn art to be stealing? Tell us how much money you earned for some Cryptokiddies.

    • @Raskolnikov1996
      @Raskolnikov1996 2 роки тому +24

      @@bumbleecorp9824 welcome to the popular opinion on the internet, of course they don't know a thing about NFTs but is funny to hate something with the virtual homies

  • @orelpuppington5846
    @orelpuppington5846 2 роки тому +239

    6:05 when it comes down to it that “de-stress room” acts as a ball pit…A BALL PIT! Since this looks like another disastrous venture, I will call this Dashcon 2.0

  • @summaryart9091
    @summaryart9091 2 роки тому +85

    Dream style animation 💀

    • @pigsaw.
      @pigsaw. Рік тому +4

      hello neighbor lookin ahhh dude

  • @j0doe1
    @j0doe1 2 роки тому +453

    The response to it was equally as creepy, but who the hell sees a concept for a new "island" for Crypto Bros and their first question is "What's the age of consent in Cryptoland?"

    • @systemerror404notfound
      @systemerror404notfound 2 роки тому +119

      Someone interested in crypto kiddies lmao

    • @rychipuff
      @rychipuff 2 роки тому +116

      i like to HOPE the original comment was a joke but GOD THAT RESPONSE WAS NOT A JOKE

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 роки тому +107

      I mean, the response is still much creepier. Imagine if someone asked Disney if it was legal to abuse their wife at their park and the OFFICIAL account for Disneyland said "Maybe ;)". I also just figured the guy asking was trolling or something. Why the fuck would the people behind fucking Cryptoland respond to THAT, afterall?

    • @jojobizarrelivingstone594
      @jojobizarrelivingstone594 2 роки тому +52

      I hope it was just a edgy joke referencing epstien island but it's still wierd

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee 2 роки тому +7

      They know who's into cryptos

  • @koredekolade9637
    @koredekolade9637 2 роки тому +595

    I'm really happy for the studio that landed this animation gig.
    They're probably the only ones that got money out of the entire "project"
    They might have to use some of the money to change their company name, but a win is a win

    • @guyferrari8124
      @guyferrari8124 2 роки тому +10

      @@johnclark926 stop copy pasting comments

    • @treybilbo3385
      @treybilbo3385 2 роки тому +4

      If they can work on this they can work on anything

    • @keiichi8191
      @keiichi8191 2 роки тому +12

      I wonder if the animators got paid in crypto? Probably not. They probably demanded real money.

    • @johnclark926
      @johnclark926 2 роки тому +2

      @@guyferrari8124 they’re not copy pasted but they are very similar, I just wanted to share my thoughts to different commenters. I’ll delete the reply though, I’m sorry that I kind of spammed, acting like a comment bot is the last thing I’d want to be.

    • @realll
      @realll 2 роки тому +6

      You got assaulted by bots

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 2 роки тому +28

    8:34 That is straight up the ending music of “Prince Ali” from Disney’s Aladdin. Doesn’t matter which one it’s the music all the same.

  • @ElderStatesman
    @ElderStatesman 2 роки тому +4

    3:10 Ripping off Jurassic Park isn't exactly the flex they think it is. Unless T-Rexes eating humans alive is their version of paradise.

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 2 роки тому +294

    It’s totally fair use to talk about this video. What a joke to threaten legal action if people criticize it. That kind of attitude is EXACTLY what I expect from these people

  • @nightsky2165
    @nightsky2165 2 роки тому +522

    Charlie's declaration of war if they try to take him to court was literal chills

    • @y0ucantremember
      @y0ucantremember 2 роки тому +61

      Facts, because you know not only can he do it, he will. And he’ll win.

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 2 роки тому +4

      He is the godzilla this island deserves

  • @markwilson5810
    @markwilson5810 2 роки тому +409

    At this point everyone is just milking the shit out of NFT's its just embarrasing, especially when they made a Stan Lee one

    • @markwilson5810
      @markwilson5810 2 роки тому +62

      i swear i hate these dumb bots

    • @omegaonion7500
      @omegaonion7500 2 роки тому +15

      @@markwilson5810 they are the worst istg

    • @dennisthemenace567
      @dennisthemenace567 2 роки тому +2

      Because people with resources are afraid of them. They want you to hate them too so these useless shits get pushed on you.

    • @lucid523
      @lucid523 2 роки тому +7

      @@markwilson5810 yepp they've gotten worse because people keep clicking the links and so it fucks your account

    • @TheGreyGhoul
      @TheGreyGhoul 2 роки тому +2

      @@markwilson5810 yup, they r EVERYWHERE. And yt wont do shit

  • @DocDocGoose15
    @DocDocGoose15 2 роки тому +4

    I can't imagine anyone seeing that animated ad and thinking "Yes. Good. I would like to be apart of this."

  • @monsieurhender4320
    @monsieurhender4320 2 роки тому +362

    6:38 the saddest thing about this is that Satoshi (or the people behind that name) created bitcoin to fight capitalism, big banking, and was an ecologist

    • @jamesphillips2285
      @jamesphillips2285 2 роки тому +24

      There is a reason they were wiping their ass with the whitepaper. It talks about facilitating "small, casual transactions" that the traditional banking system is unable to (in the first paragraph).
      The banks could not attack Bitcoin directly: so they funded development instead. The Core developers actively block even a modest blocksize increase to meet expected transaction demand. Now BTC is Bitcoin In Name Only. With high fees, unreliable and slow transactions.

    • @kidamnesiak1
      @kidamnesiak1 2 роки тому +82

      @@jamesphillips2285 That's a cop-out. Numerous other coins have come about since Bitcoin, and somehow not a single one of them has prioritized actual, practical use in day to day transactions. It's one half a way to facilitate money laundering/illegal activities and one half Ponzi scheme. There has never been a grand idealistic intention behind any of it. Bitcoin was basically only used to buy illicit items and services for the first several years and then took off as a money making game.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 роки тому +15

      @@kidamnesiak1 Seriously, let's not idolize techbro nutcases

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 2 роки тому +16

      NFTs were initially made to help artists get paid with crypto yet now it's being used for cryptobros to make money off of stolen artwork and massive corporations scamming their consumer base to get richer. Even the original creators of NFTs are disgusted on how NFTs are being used today. Moral of the story: Just because it sounds great in theory doesn't mean it will be in reality

    • @silentswashbuckler8678
      @silentswashbuckler8678 2 роки тому +9

      "Satoshi" programmed they're own form of money and tricked the world into validating it, making them $75 billion dollars at the high. This was purely a brilliant programmer's idea for getting filthy rich quick. It is purely the most successful get rich quick scheme in history, anyone that continues to imagine there was some ideal behind this is totally delusional.

  • @GoldenDBH
    @GoldenDBH 2 роки тому +223

    Dream: "My music video has the worst 3d animation!"
    Cryptoland: "Hold my NFT..."

    • @midknight0693
      @midknight0693 2 роки тому +3

      nobody cares

    • @GoldenDBH
      @GoldenDBH 2 роки тому +24

      @@midknight0693 About what?

    • @Maritime_Memories
      @Maritime_Memories 2 роки тому +17

      @@GoldenDBH about you insulting his little "god". mans more fatherless than batman

    • @Cod3y33t3r
      @Cod3y33t3r 2 роки тому +15

      @@midknight0693you do since you chose this comment specifically and typed nobody cares

    • @IDontLikeHandIes
      @IDontLikeHandIes 2 роки тому +19

      @@midknight0693 **proceeds to shake off dorito dusts from fingers and scratches greasy armpits**

  • @Capitan_Rust
    @Capitan_Rust 2 роки тому +102

    The fakest thing about this announcement is that they think there will be hot crypto enthusiast women on their island.

    • @Dudesidabe
      @Dudesidabe 2 роки тому +1

      TRUE

    • @megsley
      @megsley 2 роки тому +6

      hot crypto babes* are waiting for you!
      *hot crypto babes not included

  • @ilikegames5848
    @ilikegames5848 2 роки тому +12

    'This looks like an old pc game that came in a cereal box'
    I dunno, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 was pretty legit.

  • @huntah6150
    @huntah6150 2 роки тому +266

    I also like how they dont even own the Island yet. And its actually legally impossible for them to as the sale of the land restricted US citizens from buying it.

  • @Trainlover1995
    @Trainlover1995 2 роки тому +64

    The thing that stood out most to me about this short was the blatant use of copyrighted music. There was music from Jurassic Park, Grease, Aladdin, Crazy Frog, The Godfather, Super Mario Bros., and Superman.

  • @hhylia
    @hhylia 2 роки тому +677

    "You can hate, or you can create" is somehow even more cringy than "don't hate, appreciate."
    just marginally, though.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah it's a shame he fell off like that, NFTs are taking the best of us

    • @EricToTheScionti
      @EricToTheScionti 2 роки тому +2

      Hate and create...its cakles a gulag

    • @Greenpixel16
      @Greenpixel16 2 роки тому +28

      "you can hate, or you can create".
      - people who dont create

    • @eba1029
      @eba1029 2 роки тому +4

      Dont be shy give it a try!

    • @arandomuser1723
      @arandomuser1723 2 роки тому +5

      I'd rather hate than create scams

  • @lethalcheese5771
    @lethalcheese5771 2 роки тому +16

    "Like Bored-Apes but with Hitler"
    That aged well.....

  • @aabahdjfisosososos
    @aabahdjfisosososos 2 роки тому +553

    I love it how crypto went from something named as secure and a different way of money to scamming people and selling digital pictures.

    • @siemanokolano3208
      @siemanokolano3208 2 роки тому

      I OPEN THE PADLOCK WITH FIRECRACKERS!
      ua-cam.com/video/MvntcSBrUmY/v-deo.html

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord 2 роки тому

      @@siemanokolano3208 penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html

    • @adlg5158
      @adlg5158 2 роки тому +36

      5 bots in less than 3 minutes, that must be a record

    • @AgentAnime95
      @AgentAnime95 2 роки тому +9

      It was a scam from the *VERY* get go what the f are you talking about??

    • @charleysimmons427
      @charleysimmons427 2 роки тому

      screenshot go brrrrrrrtt

  • @Termsofseve
    @Termsofseve 2 роки тому +277

    i really really hope this somehow gets to the "we have an actual island and people are getting on it" stage. i can't wait for internet historian to make another upload.

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 2 роки тому +5

      Fyre Fest needed a comeback. I went to mention Fyre Fest and as soon as I thought it Charlie said it. I think we’re getting a Fire Festival sequel for sure

    • @SatelliteEnthusiast
      @SatelliteEnthusiast 2 роки тому +9

      Ahem. They won't have any defenses. They'll have a stupid coin mascot to try to stop people they don't like lol. AHEM. My point is that we could easily raid em, operation overlord style and screenshot everything

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 2 роки тому

      @@SatelliteEnthusiast it’ll be easy. We’ll have actual military weapons and they’ll have receipts of digital weapons

    • @funnyman5070
      @funnyman5070 2 роки тому

      The whole project is dead

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 роки тому

      @@SatelliteEnthusiast They wouldn’t have a government either since nobody thought that far ahead so it would be perfectly legal

  • @DarthViperious
    @DarthViperious 2 роки тому +330

    I'm horrified that even snippets of Jurassic Park's theme or the soundtrack of Aladdin were used for Cryptoland.

    • @AndreUrzua1
      @AndreUrzua1 2 роки тому +4

      Did they bought the rights to use that to be able to DMCA people that reacts to the video?

    • @jasperwong2970
      @jasperwong2970 2 роки тому +18

      That’s how most nft artists work right

    • @TheShadowOfInnocence
      @TheShadowOfInnocence 2 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure I heard a grease rip off song in there too somewhere

  • @michaelrobert6386
    @michaelrobert6386 7 місяців тому +3

    Love the lack of transition from the plane interior to exterior. The camera just clips through the window.