I have to confess, I saw this video at the time and mistakenly believed it was someone deliberately posting cringe to ironically mock crypto nerds. I was horribly wrong.
Fun fact, none of this was animated. Crypto land was filmed at the gates of Hell and it just so happens that everyone looks like a badly animated character. But looking at these videos you wouldn’t think that, you would know that.
I love how the promo implies that Cryptoland will be filled with hot women who totally wanna talk to you. Being on an island surrounded by cryptobros sounds like literal hell.
Watching the animation makes you feel like you're watching a really long bowling cutscene after getting a strike. Actually I take that back this more fits a gutter-ball.
that bear in 5:42 deserves better Imagine you’re hunting for salmon when some hunter kills you, skins your fur off, then you become a throw-rug for a fraudulent crypto island
Cryptoland saying "Mental maturity should be more than enough" is a paradox. Anyone who buys cryptos doesn't have the mental maturity to be buying them in the first place.
@@AlejandroRodriguez-lw2pj I just said it as a joke. I don't actually think that. I think some people lack mental maturity, though. Some people just invest because their friend did, or because their favorite youtuber or celebrity told them to. Those are the types of people who lack mental maturity.
I remember when I was a kid around the 2000s and my father tried to get me into computers and internet. He told me that anyone could make a business out of it. For some reason he told me I should start selling jokes (yes jokes). I said that nobody would pay money for something so stupid and worthless. I was so wrong.
@@MattIsntYoung Holy shit it does look like it! These movies are my guilty pleasure, I don't care about what anyone says, they are masterpieces! You made me so happy right now I have so many fond memories that came from these movies so thank you!
I think it’s beautiful that crypto enthusiasts found themselves unsatisfied with a digital crypto land that they needed a physical version to feel satisfied with the idea
Well think about. The crypto pushers dont care about crypto, they just want it to go "to the moon" so they buy real life luxuries. No one wants to live in a digital world if they're rich. They only want to make a digital world and strap people in like the matrix and harvest their money and efforts, while they never even put on a vr headset but rather live in a mansion, drive real sports cars, have real sex with partners and est real lobster and caviar. If they dont say so, then why do you need millions of bucks to live ina vr world. Id believe these visionaries if they gave away their fortunes, ate ramen noodles and vitamin packs to stay alive, lived in. 200sq ft apartment and got their "life fullfillment" out of virtual reality instead .its f'in hilarious, suckers fall for this meta vr crypto land bullshit. Remember, when they have nothing to sell, YOU are the product!
The most bizarre thing about cryptoland is that I don’t think it was ever intended to be a scam. That promo video to me doesn’t look like it was put together by people trying to run a pump and dump, it’s too high effort and feels genuine. I think this is the crypto equivalent of when a church gets a bunch of money and one of the councilwomen says “my grandson does the three dee animation, we should make some cartoons for the kids about the Bible” It wasn’t made to scam people, it was naive
The saddest thing is turning a beautiful natural wonder like a Fiji island into a place based on the internet. Literally nothing about bitcoin needs to involve the outdoors. Imagine destroying a whole island with an extensive networking infrastructure. I can’t think of anything more selfish than taking an entirely indoor hobby and developing a whole island for it.
I mean the irony is that with the amount of pollution created from the process of cryptocurrency mining, all contributing to climate change and rising sea levels, Cryptoland would probably be underwater in fifty years. Edit: If even that long
I think they also said they plan to transform a swamp area in the island into a beach and make artifical islands, which means they're gonna destroy all the reefs and ruin the islands environment, typical cryptos LOL
its not hobby it's super free money time future future future future future future future future future future future future future look at all my monkey jpegs im better than u future future future etc etc
The concept of NFTs is solid, but there's not a single application out there right now that isn't basically a scam or at the very least a waste of money. It's honestly embarrassing that anyone believes their stupid lion or whatever will ever be worth anything.
@@miguelzavaleta1911 It's honestly embarrassing that Charlie's view on NFTs lines up with so many Twitter twerps. These are the same persons who preach "capitalism bad, communism good."
I can imagine the creators of cryptoland telling everyone to go to an airport with their wallets so they can go to cryptoland. And after receiving their payment, they would fly them over a deserted island and just paradrop the cryptonuts into the island and get the heck out of dodge before the nutjobs realize they got scammed. This is a more realistic scenario than a bunch of cryptonuts being able to buy an island from Fiji.
Like their are so many questions on how this government needs to be formed. These guys would need to hire political scientists and philosophers to help them formulate a constitutional convention the formation of an economy and government sectors- oh wait I just realized no philosopher or political scientist is dumb enough to take crypto for payment.
Fun fact! In Fiji, all forms of gambling are regulated by the Gambling Act of 2009. The only legal form of gambling is a game of chance, provided it is played at home and the total maximum prize does not exceed $100. So the Casino is a load of 💩
I challenged myself to watch this full video without cringing and every time I cringed I took a shot. Needless to say, I had the mother of all headaches when I woke up.
Some of my favorite attractions at Cryptoland include: - Rugpull Ranch - Scam Sanctuary - Ripoff Ride - The Price Drop - Bored Ape Avenue - Power Consumption Pool - Crypto Bro Bar - Coin Casino
Down by the beach enjoy the OpenSea Shore and catch sights of the Whales🐳 . And sip on that iced cold Mint flavored cocktail that will have you FOMOing at the mouth🍸 while you LAUNDER in your beach chair.
hearing that charlie will be defending this video staying up is really heartening, larger creators doing this kind of thing with the resources they have is exactly what bullshit like this needs done.
A physical island tied to the blockchain sounds like a terrific idea. Until someone hacks your crypto wallet and steals the entire island along with your apes.
@@LoneFullmetal they do have crypto themselves, the whole point is that they get others to drive up the price super high so they can then sell their crypto that they got for basically free since they made it
Not nearly as depressing as hearing this guy talk smack about Troy Baker. Then again, he did commit the cardinal sin of consistently defending The Last of Us Part II.
I swear, we expected this whole crypto and metaverse boom to take over like wildfire but there’s so many missteps that I wouldn’t be surprised that it would end somewhere in summer of 2022.
Nah. It won't end. Currently people (celebrities) realize how easy it is to influence people through trends. The blockchain unfortunately was introduced to the public through NFT's, and unfortunately most are money grabs and scams. Yet - the technology itself isn't a scam. It offers a way to trade securely, without other forces like the government being involved.
Cryptoland is over. They were unable to buy the island. They also found out there were some laws that would have prevented then from having a casino, & they didn't legally obtain the rights for some assets & music used in the video, which got DMCA'd for the use of Crazy Frog.
It was over before it started? It was an attempt to predate on children. The creators are pedophiles who are trying to lure children into an unsafe space away from their parents so they can violate them. They're child predators that's what the whole project was. It was never alive. Of course its over.
@@tenshi_amachi but seriously man I cannot stress this enough, ANYBODY, ANY SINGLE PERSON even ur own mother who in any type of way says that they don't completley 100% harbour distain and disgust for ideas like cryptoland, if they even have an unbiased opinion about it because they think that it might not ALL be a bad idea, they are fucking pedophiles. You should call them that to their face, and say it VERY loudly so that anyone else in the vicinity hears and starts looking. People who support this stuff need to be publicly called out as the child predators they are. NFTs are directly associated with pedophilia.
Bro, I wish I recorded this. When the dude was talking about crypto island with that awestruck gaze, right before the camera completely panned to the island, I got an ad about an island of trash.
Here's the thing about these people. Even if we give them the strongest steelman possible, and this was something they were genuinely trying to do. Not only would they NOT have been allowed to decide their own age of consent, which is fucking creepy as hell... they wouldn't have been allowed to make ANY laws at all. They would still be bound by the laws of Fiji, including the outright ban of gambling which is hilarious when they have a fucking casino in the animation. Buying land doesn't suddenly make it not territory of an existing country.
@@diamondmetal3062 Libertarians? Every libertarian I've ever met has been fine, same with liberals. It's always authoritarians and anarchists that are freaking degens.
Also the camera panning from the inside of the plane to clipping through the window as the model of the guy glitches out is also another sign that this is some *top quality stuff* you’re watching
Bruh im sure i could pull of better camera work with my 1k hours in blender then this stuff. if this cost more then 500USD to make total then they got scammed.
@@Madeleine_des_Esseintes "I can manipulate space, time, and energy. I can compress time. dark matter. dark energy. quantum physics. string theory. I can bend time, so I can travel from where we are now to a thousand years from the future..."
It’s been almost 2 years since the launch and they are still spinning their wheels in the mud, they won’t be able to buy an island but the prophesy is they will buy a private cruse ship called the titanium princess and party it up until they’ll haft to sell the boat after not being able to buy fuel or be legally recognised (tied to a nation), licensed or insured
Don't worry they don't have a chance with buying the island. It literally only two people behind the project and its specifically illegal for Americans to buy it that land, This is what another person said: I joined the Discord server out of curiosity. The founder of Cryptoland did an AMA in voice chat the other night and it was just an absolute clusterfuck. It was hilarious. Among other things: -he made clear they'd developed detailed evacuation plans but had no idea how they were going to deal with sewage in the island - insulted his own audience by explaining they needed competent professionals to do things like manning the resort desks and not 'crypto people' - responded to a question of how they'd deal with waste with 'I don't care' -made clear they have absolutely no background in any field related to this project -responded to a question as to why they showed a casino in the advertising when gambling is illegal in Fiji with 'it's not meant to be literal' -admitted he'd cancelled the agreement to get the island and so didn't actually own it at all. Over the course of the vc it became clear that the project literally only appears to consist of two people - this guy and a woman - and they falsely listed a bunch of random freelancers they worked with on their website to make the project seem bigger and more legitimate.
That's how I've felt about most of this Crypto/NFT stuff. Every piece of Crypto/NFT backed media I've seen out of these schmos over the last two or so years has been the most low effort trash nonsense that's swarmed with bots and copium addicts trying to hype up their digital macaroni art that's somehow generated enough astroturfed hype to reel in Stock investor types and Millionaire Tech bros to keep the grift going. It feels like we're watching the world's most elaborate and coordinated trolling attempt.
I completely forgot Crazy Frog got forced into NFTs by their managers or whatever and they actually don't want to do it and even sent signals that they didn't want to do it to begin with
@@xyx2188 if cryptologic goes to fiji im doomed . *I'm a local*, ill be living near epstein Island. -i will personally try to ruin the island (the people not the nature, Fijian scenery is beautiful when it has good weather) help me-
@@suziebelle3738 At least Dashcon was fucking hilarious (and an embodiment of the absolutely unhinged tumblr spirit). I cant imagine this being... Anything but depressing. Im banishing these crypto-fuckers to the ball pit.
You gotta love how they have these grand plans for a luxury resort and an NFT restaurant (whatever the hell that is) and whatnot for their paradise island, but I'm not seeing a hint of actual infrastructure that the place will need to stay operational. Where are the waste management facilities? Hospitals and fire stations? Energy grid (and remember, this is crypto mining, so it's going to take a shitton of energy)? Where are they going to get food and other supplies for Cryptoland citizens? Presumably they don't want to be associated with a centralized government, so how will they establish laws and handle crime? This is really basic stuff and they still managed to drop the ball on that. I guess they forgot that once they establish their luxury island, Mom isn't going to be there to cook and do laundry for them.
So they want to make people believe that you can get rich with NFTs but then decide to make a 500$ animation with 30$ voice actors and a 10$ story writer? You can't make that up, that is so hilarious.
From what I have heard in other videos on this topic, they spent $2.6 million on the animation. Where that money went? I have no idea because the animation looks too terrible to have had that much money put into it.
I like how Charlie had to explain how he was misinformed in the beginning; not because he accused them of something they didn't do, but rather that they were way worse than he let on.
@@il_veltro It's understandable that I thought he was better than all the idiots on Twitter who are blindly screeching about NFTs. Those people are the kind of people he'd make fun of, are they not?
This is probably the best crypto-related 3D animation I’ve seen, but it’s still the bottom of the barrel. I’m betting good money that this was animated by Threshold Animation Studios, the same studio that animated Foodfight. The awful lip syncing and the uncanny moment is so iconically Foodfight, I need to find out if they’re credited anywhere or not.
It truly is, but I still don't know how on earth they are going to put the island together they are supposedly going to buy, if at all due to backlash. It also seems like a scam as well.
@@chrysanthemumfire6456 The idea behind NFTs was not for selling crappy images. You do understand that NFT is a specfic token and not the actual monkey png. lol.
Because they can still sell them, majority hates them but a damn good amount of minority buys them. The same way most people won't bother with microtransactions in videogames but then there are people who will throw thousands of dollars in one game.
They had to go with Cryptoland because "The Virgin Islands" was taken.
oof
destroyed
I actually went to virgin island from Philippines and it took my virginity
Golden
Nice pun intended there.
The irony of a physical coin being the mascot for a cryptoland
Like the Flat Earthers "Around the Globe Tour".
Sounded better under the influence
And his name is “Connie”
Should've been individual Crypto Coins providing assistance, NOT A FREAKING FIAT GOLD COIN!
And his name is Conny, like a con man
Love how a cryptocurrency mascot is a physical coin
im pretty sure they made physical bitcoin, i dont think it is anything useful tho
@@Cloakergaming86 WHATS THE POINT.
@@Smelly556 idk, probably just merch for Cryptovros to buy, or maybe it justs work for something
We already have physical bitcoin.. it's called money 😂
@@Cloakergaming86 I thought those were actual tokens that represented bitcoin but then I thought about it and wondered how the fuck would that work? 😂
they somehow managed to make a video look like they both invested too much money for it and didn't pay anyone fairly for it at the same time
this is the best way to put it🤣
Das how dey be.
Amazing work from fbi. Making all the predators assemble on a remote island themselves is such an elegant solution
indeed
Can't wait to go to the island
First thing I thought. This couldn’t have been made by individuals. The CIA wants to desperately shit on Bitcoin
All the creeps on one island so they can just nuke it lmao
The biggest sting operation in history
6:28 that voice line was clearly recorded from a 3rd party, implying the people who made this had no women around to do the voice lines for them
I was looking for this comment.
Had to whip out the fiverr account
Honestly what else did we expect
Genuinely the most unrealistic thing about the whole Cryptoland video is that there are women there
HELP ME!! THE CRINGE!! I CANT STOP THE CRINGE!!
I have to confess, I saw this video at the time and mistakenly believed it was someone deliberately posting cringe to ironically mock crypto nerds. I was horribly wrong.
Crypto and NFT fanatics have no concept of irony.
You're not alone. So did I.
"Cryptoland: a glimpse into the future we all deserve"
God thats pessimistic...
That feels like the corporate version of a suicide cult
Probably will age even worse later. Though how much later is anyone's guess
@@superpokemonbros.9441what do you mean?
@@jakespacepiratee3740 I was trying to extend the joke that the original commenter was making. I didn't do a good job lol
Fun fact, none of this was animated. Crypto land was filmed at the gates of Hell and it just so happens that everyone looks like a badly animated character. But looking at these videos you wouldn’t think that, you would know that.
That would explain the waking nightmares I have about this horror-show.
Yeah the coin is actually an animatronic serial murd- I MEAN “investor”
Only killer bean may save our asses now..
I can confirm this. I was there during the filming. Guy literally refused to leave until we let him film it.
God if hell looks like this I'll try to be a saint, please forgive our sins
I love how the promo implies that Cryptoland will be filled with hot women who totally wanna talk to you. Being on an island surrounded by cryptobros sounds like literal hell.
I used to be a woman and if i some how ended up on this Island i may aswell just explode
Implying that Cryptoland won't go full Epstein Island
Well, to be fair, 90% of the people they show are dudes, so at least that's somewhat accurate
@@crumb.y6449 you can't just use to be a woman though 😂
@@Jaytwisty23 theyre probably trans
Watching the animation makes you feel like you're watching a really long bowling cutscene after getting a strike. Actually I take that back this more fits a gutter-ball.
Lmao that’s so true
Even bowling alley animations are better than this
GARCELLO PFP???
that bear in 5:42 deserves better
Imagine you’re hunting for salmon when some hunter kills you, skins your fur off, then you become a throw-rug for a fraudulent crypto island
Cryptoland saying "Mental maturity should be more than enough" is a paradox. Anyone who buys cryptos doesn't have the mental maturity to be buying them in the first place.
yep
Big ouch.
Everyone who buys cryptocurrency lacks mental maturity? That’s a very bold statement. Why do you think that?
@@AlejandroRodriguez-lw2pj I just said it as a joke. I don't actually think that. I think some people lack mental maturity, though. Some people just invest because their friend did, or because their favorite youtuber or celebrity told them to. Those are the types of people who lack mental maturity.
@juice box whats wrong with investing in crypto? shitcoins and NFTs are god awful yes but why REAL crypto aswell?
I remember when I was a kid around the 2000s and my father tried to get me into computers and internet. He told me that anyone could make a business out of it. For some reason he told me I should start selling jokes (yes jokes). I said that nobody would pay money for something so stupid and worthless.
I was so wrong.
He knew everything
Moral of the story: Always listen to your parents
Your dad was well aware of how stupid humans can be. Now you're aware of it too
Your dad is a prophet
Odd question: But was your father a pretty smart guy or not?
if this is real id like to see electricity, sewage system's water filtration systems, and how garbage is handled on the island. that'll be fun.
FYRE FESTIVAL 2 LETS GOOOO
Well you won't because they failed to even buy the island lmao
@@Colddirector i know, just saying
It won’t
they dump the trash into the ocean because only the digital stuff matters
Watching this animation high with zero context must be terrifying
evil sentient coin man abducts multiple people into an island full of unfunny wojak memes and with for reason talking cars and fake women
The fact that they themselves did get DMCA’d by the Crazy Frog people is great.
Is it just me or did 3:30 remind everyone else of the island they went to in the Scooby Doo movie? I call copycat
@@MattIsntYoung Holy shit it does look like it! These movies are my guilty pleasure, I don't care about what anyone says, they are masterpieces! You made me so happy right now I have so many fond memories that came from these movies so thank you!
@@MattIsntYoung I thought the exact same thing lmao
Why did the French DMCA them?
I dont even see Crazy Frog in this video tbh. Am I stupid? All i see is pepe
Honestly I’m all for cryptoland. Hasn’t it been our goal for a long time to get crypto enthusiasts on an island far away from everyone else?
Fair point
True but this isn’t the way of doing it 💀
initiate the chess ballistic missile gambit
Just leave a Nuke underneath the Island.
@@rukitomikutochi8764 That destroy the island, just plant a bunch of snipers.
"I'm not a fan of forks -chuckles- y'know" is now officially my new pickup line. It's actually smoother than butter.
My sister sent me the cryptoland video with no context and I fully believed it was a surrealist shitpost until now
NFTs are a super easy way to tell if a content creator actually respects their fanbase or not
@Caroline 💋 penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html
Absolutely agree. Too many "creators" are pimping their audience with NFTs
Fucking Christ the bots
@YeaMan you may, but you sure don't have basic spelling skills
*Looks at Konami*
Yeah, that tracks.
Cryptoland looks like it's straight out of a failed 90s animated movie that went nowhere and was lost to time, it's amazing.
a lost media
No, it looks like the scooby doo movie
its food fight lmao
Wasn’t there a similar ad for Blockbuster Video?
I actually thought it was that dream music video.
It's been over a year and I think it's safe to say that all the mockers and detractors of Cryptoland were 100% right.
so we aren't gonna acknowledge the fact that the cryptoland song was straight up just Prince Ali's theme?
Crypto’s strategy is to steal from talented people so it’s completely in character
I think it’s beautiful that crypto enthusiasts found themselves unsatisfied with a digital crypto land that they needed a physical version to feel satisfied with the idea
Well think about. The crypto pushers dont care about crypto, they just want it to go "to the moon" so they buy real life luxuries. No one wants to live in a digital world if they're rich. They only want to make a digital world and strap people in like the matrix and harvest their money and efforts, while they never even put on a vr headset but rather live in a mansion, drive real sports cars, have real sex with partners and est real lobster and caviar. If they dont say so, then why do you need millions of bucks to live ina vr world. Id believe these visionaries if they gave away their fortunes, ate ramen noodles and vitamin packs to stay alive, lived in. 200sq ft apartment and got their "life fullfillment" out of virtual reality instead
.its f'in hilarious, suckers fall for this meta vr crypto land bullshit. Remember, when they have nothing to sell, YOU are the product!
@@iwontreplybacklol7481 well everyone is not and i mean not doing what the rich want we don't love metaverse because holy fuck it create by Facebook
damn the replies were so real they got disappeared lmao
@@jesseraiden4505 oh shit they did
That’s such beautiful irony 😂😂
The fact that the coin’s name is “Cony” as in giving the impression he’s a con artist is hilarious lmao
Cony 2021?!
@@lizando1326
The automatic Google translate. Oh no.
@@lizando1326 lmao the translator 😭
w-w-what?! what does it say? I can’t turn it on for my own comment
@@lizando1326
It said “pussy 2021”
"Crypto is in my chromosome" is genuinely the best line in this
Ohh self burn! Those are rare
The most bizarre thing about cryptoland is that I don’t think it was ever intended to be a scam. That promo video to me doesn’t look like it was put together by people trying to run a pump and dump, it’s too high effort and feels genuine. I think this is the crypto equivalent of when a church gets a bunch of money and one of the councilwomen says “my grandson does the three dee animation, we should make some cartoons for the kids about the Bible”
It wasn’t made to scam people, it was naive
I'm from Fiji and crypto is literally illegal here, we aren't allowed to buy or sell crypto so this is definitely a scam lmao.
Considering moving to fiji now
Considering moving to Fiji now
ayo im packing my bags and goin to fiji
me and the boys otw to fiji
Considering moving to Fiji
The saddest thing is turning a beautiful natural wonder like a Fiji island into a place based on the internet. Literally nothing about bitcoin needs to involve the outdoors. Imagine destroying a whole island with an extensive networking infrastructure. I can’t think of anything more selfish than taking an entirely indoor hobby and developing a whole island for it.
I mean the irony is that with the amount of pollution created from the process of cryptocurrency mining, all contributing to climate change and rising sea levels, Cryptoland would probably be underwater in fifty years. Edit: If even that long
That’s actually a good point I didn’t think about.
@@thecosmicradiation exactly! The irony of these people in particular developing “paradise” is so gross to me
I think they also said they plan to transform a swamp area in the island into a beach and make artifical islands, which means they're gonna destroy all the reefs and ruin the islands environment, typical cryptos LOL
its not hobby
it's super free money time future future future future future future future future future future future future future look at all my monkey jpegs im better than u future future future etc etc
The fact that the Cryptoland song literally ripped off Prince Ali from the live action Aladdin and no one notices is bonkers
Dream style animation 💀
hello neighbor lookin ahhh dude
Calling someone who buy NFT an "investor" is like calling the drug dealer a "Pharmacyst"
I will share your wisdom.
The concept of NFTs is solid, but there's not a single application out there right now that isn't basically a scam or at the very least a waste of money.
It's honestly embarrassing that anyone believes their stupid lion or whatever will ever be worth anything.
@@miguelzavaleta1911 It's honestly embarrassing that Charlie's view on NFTs lines up with so many Twitter twerps. These are the same persons who preach "capitalism bad, communism good."
@@SirBlackReeds now say it without crying
@@SirBlackReeds commies are smarter than NFTs nuts
I want cryptoland to be real so we can see a live action Lord of the Flies
it takes a few days before they realize they can't eat cryptocurrency and promptly resort to cannibalism
I can imagine the creators of cryptoland telling everyone to go to an airport with their wallets so they can go to cryptoland. And after receiving their payment, they would fly them over a deserted island and just paradrop the cryptonuts into the island and get the heck out of dodge before the nutjobs realize they got scammed.
This is a more realistic scenario than a bunch of cryptonuts being able to buy an island from Fiji.
@@aaroncabatingan5238 better they construct fake buildings in a desert island, drop them there, offer some cheap food and leave they there.
Like their are so many questions on how this government needs to be formed. These guys would need to hire political scientists and philosophers to help them formulate a constitutional convention the formation of an economy and government sectors- oh wait I just realized no philosopher or political scientist is dumb enough to take crypto for payment.
Imagine the Internet Historian video about this
6:55 i didnt know that cryptoland had a prisoner of war camp
"a crypto degen with a crush for crypto kiddies" brother what????
"mental maturity should be more than enough"
So basically, no one who would buy crypto.
Lmao
Haken fan spotted in the wild wow
frat mentality
"A crush for crypto kiddies"
Thats when you know its gonna be a good animation
What you are about to see here is a ratio
@@powEnvy the idea of "ratios" is just stupid. Twitter is a toxic cesspool.
@@powEnvy hahahaha lol hahahaha
its cryptokitties; some collectible project.
@@lotus_flower2001 ratio
Fun fact! In Fiji, all forms of gambling are regulated by the Gambling Act of 2009. The only legal form of gambling is a game of chance, provided it is played at home and the total maximum prize does not exceed $100.
So the Casino is a load of 💩
Apparently Crypto is also illegal in Fiji, so it's massive scam
I challenged myself to watch this full video without cringing and every time I cringed I took a shot. Needless to say, I had the mother of all headaches when I woke up.
Not gonna lie, the Crypto coin with a terrifying face looks like a messed up version of Thomas the Steam Tank Engine but it's gold.
Holy shit Crypto Wars 2: Attack of the Bots
I FUCKING THOUGHT THAT THE FACE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING
Ok but can I buy the Thomas the Tank Engine NFT? Take my money
*NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE*
@@WDWatameVirus they've got us pinned down over here, save yourself while you still can
Some of my favorite attractions at Cryptoland include:
- Rugpull Ranch
- Scam Sanctuary
- Ripoff Ride
- The Price Drop
- Bored Ape Avenue
- Power Consumption Pool
- Crypto Bro Bar
- Coin Casino
-Metaverse Merry-go-round
-The Bitcoin Mines
-Screenshot Slingshot
And don’t forget the Non-Fungible-Tower of Terror
@Tisna Rahani no
Down by the beach enjoy the OpenSea Shore and catch sights of the Whales🐳 . And sip on that iced cold Mint flavored cocktail that will have you FOMOing at the mouth🍸 while you LAUNDER in your beach chair.
Because people with resources are afraid of them. They want you to hate them too so these useless shits get pushed on you.
They will store their garbage in the 'Pump-and' Dump.
I find it ironic that the mascot for crypto currency is a physical coin
"Like Bored-Apes but with Hitler"
That aged well.....
2007: Bioshock is great, but Rapture is so unrealistic.
2022: Cryptoland...
Can't wait for them to put crypto currency into little girls turning them into little sisters and have the mascots be big daddies
ua-cam.com/video/6ohH6rrFJPU/v-deo.html 🙏💯
This is the setting of Bioshock 4 after all.
Even with the social revolutions, body modification and insane junkies with super powers, I would rather live in Rapture than Cryptoland any day
@@bullseye5202 atleast its fun
hearing that charlie will be defending this video staying up is really heartening, larger creators doing this kind of thing with the resources they have is exactly what bullshit like this needs done.
First human reply
Yeah if it goes down he makes less money
@Slicky stop, we don trust links no more. Or ur just some bot by a lonely nobody.
@@Glacialgaming hype
@@thymii6946 ignore it, literally just pretend they don’t exist
'This looks like an old pc game that came in a cereal box'
I dunno, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 was pretty legit.
The coin mascot scares me
this feels like a really outlandish idea for a kids themed birthday party
I cant finish the video!!! THE CRINGE!!! THE CRINGE!!!!!
imagine a kid getting crypto on their birthday, I feel sorry for them
Ya
"Mum, can we get some bitcoin for my birthday?"
"We have bitcoin at home sweetie."
It's more like Gmod prop hunt map by one and only, VanossGaming
A physical island tied to the blockchain sounds like a terrific idea. Until someone hacks your crypto wallet and steals the entire island along with your apes.
Not just the apes, but the lions and Hitlers too
*NO! My limited edition George floyd NFT*
NO NOT MY PICTURES OF MILDLY INTERESTING PICTURES OF A LITERAL DRYWALL
NOOOO SOMEONE STOLE MY PURPLE-GREEN MONKE
Anything Anything! But the Epstein NFTS!
4:50 love how those two guys on the far right of the screen teleport back into their animation loops
3:26 pause it riiight there
It looks like the kind of thing you'd see after hitting a strike at a bowling alley.
@Silvia🦋 penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html
Nightmare fuel then 😃
That would be so fucking funny, like you can't bowl again until the entire 10 minute animation is over
why are there so many spambots, youtube needs to put their money into combatting spam instead of removing the dislikes
It’s more like the thing you get when you gutterball
"Who is this for? 6 year olds?"
That's probably why they say the age of consent is mental age.
Epstiene island 2 electric boogaloo
2:22 E P S T E I N I S L A N D
The fact that they made the mascot look worse than the mcdonalds happy meal mascot is astonishing and horrifying
It's strange, about 9% of the world's currency is in crypto and yet this is the best animation they can do 🤔
What do you mean? They smashed Disney and Pixar!!!
The thing is they don't have crypto themselves, they're just trying to scam other idiots out of their's.
@@LoneFullmetal they do have crypto themselves, the whole point is that they get others to drive up the price super high so they can then sell their crypto that they got for basically free since they made it
Do you think there’s one person who owns it all?
@@Pyjama_S I'm sure the FBI owns quite a bit still, they bought up a hell of a lot of bitcoin when it first started out.
"theres no dislikes so it must be good" was so depressing to hear lmao
Im gonna commit mass m7rder in Cryptoland
@@JOwaky Ok Hitler take a deep breath
Not nearly as depressing as hearing this guy talk smack about Troy Baker. Then again, he did commit the cardinal sin of consistently defending The Last of Us Part II.
The joke is youtube doesn't show dislikes anymore because the videos that they want liked are getting nuked with downvotes.
Honestly, that island suddenly makes Guantanamo Bay look very attractive....
that birdseye view of the coin and dude in the coin vault was so menacing
I swear, we expected this whole crypto and metaverse boom to take over like wildfire but there’s so many missteps that I wouldn’t be surprised that it would end somewhere in summer of 2022.
@Caroline 💋 penguinz long lost nft ua-cam.com/video/P4YTwlA1jHo/v-deo.html
SOO much bots
I seriously hope. I hope
Nah. It won't end. Currently people (celebrities) realize how easy it is to influence people through trends. The blockchain unfortunately was introduced to the public through NFT's, and unfortunately most are money grabs and scams. Yet - the technology itself isn't a scam. It offers a way to trade securely, without other forces like the government being involved.
Crypto won't die lol.
Cryptoland is over. They were unable to buy the island. They also found out there were some laws that would have prevented then from having a casino, & they didn't legally obtain the rights for some assets & music used in the video, which got DMCA'd for the use of Crazy Frog.
so like everything crypto: for morons, by morons
It was over before it started? It was an attempt to predate on children. The creators are pedophiles who are trying to lure children into an unsafe space away from their parents so they can violate them. They're child predators that's what the whole project was. It was never alive. Of course its over.
thank fuck
@@Toxicetc So Epstein’s island 2.0? Damn.
@@tenshi_amachi but seriously man I cannot stress this enough, ANYBODY, ANY SINGLE PERSON even ur own mother who in any type of way says that they don't completley 100% harbour distain and disgust for ideas like cryptoland, if they even have an unbiased opinion about it because they think that it might not ALL be a bad idea, they are fucking pedophiles. You should call them that to their face, and say it VERY loudly so that anyone else in the vicinity hears and starts looking. People who support this stuff need to be publicly called out as the child predators they are. NFTs are directly associated with pedophilia.
I can't imagine anyone seeing that animated ad and thinking "Yes. Good. I would like to be apart of this."
Bro, I wish I recorded this.
When the dude was talking about crypto island with that awestruck gaze, right before the camera completely panned to the island, I got an ad about an island of trash.
Here's the thing about these people. Even if we give them the strongest steelman possible, and this was something they were genuinely trying to do. Not only would they NOT have been allowed to decide their own age of consent, which is fucking creepy as hell... they wouldn't have been allowed to make ANY laws at all. They would still be bound by the laws of Fiji, including the outright ban of gambling which is hilarious when they have a fucking casino in the animation.
Buying land doesn't suddenly make it not territory of an existing country.
Epstein Island 2.0
@@avantail or reddit island 3.0
It’s a thing with finance bros and libertarians, for whatever reason, they’re all pedophiles.
What if they try to make it a country tho?
@@diamondmetal3062 Libertarians? Every libertarian I've ever met has been fine, same with liberals.
It's always authoritarians and anarchists that are freaking degens.
2:41
The way the texture and rendering on his shirt suddenly changes from one frame to the next is an immediate sign of quality assurance
literararly started the render with the wrong texture for like the first 2 hours. you cant make this stuff up.
Also the camera panning from the inside of the plane to clipping through the window as the model of the guy glitches out is also another sign that this is some *top quality stuff* you’re watching
@@96blocks the more you watch it, somehow the worse it looks
@@Vitoreo and then just swap it out abruptly and hope no one notices. Shits wild
@Julo Micha Both marvels of animation. They somehow managed to regress the field by 20 years
This just feels like an elaborate bait shitpost
This gets funnier and funnier at every rewatch considering how much of a joke crypto and nfts are nowadays
Friendly reminder: this animation, and its marketing, actually cost $50,000
Obviously these guys are sound investors
Reminder- the animator had two 0's at the end of the bill one he heard this was for cryptocurrency.
A few more of these and you get foodfight nfts
Bruh im sure i could pull of better camera work with my 1k hours in blender then this stuff. if this cost more then 500USD to make total then they got scammed.
@@duroorud527 Dude that fucking movie is Studio Ghibli compared to this shit
they're putting 'crypto' into every sentence like they used to do with 'quantum' in bad sci-fi movies
@SML ain't no way 😱😱😵💀💀💀
Thanks for the Neil Breen flashback! :D
@@Madeleine_des_Esseintes "I can manipulate space, time, and energy. I can compress time. dark matter. dark energy. quantum physics. string theory. I can bend time, so I can travel from where we are now to a thousand years from the future..."
Can’t wait for it to come full circle and have some dumb shit try and sell some Quantum NFT’s
It’s been almost 2 years since the launch and they are still spinning their wheels in the mud, they won’t be able to buy an island but the prophesy is they will buy a private cruse ship called the titanium princess and party it up until they’ll haft to sell the boat after not being able to buy fuel or be legally recognised (tied to a nation), licensed or insured
Even bowling alley screens can compete with that in terms of animation quality.
Troy Baker: "You can hate, or you can create. What'll it be?"
*Everyone in collective unison choses hate*
Chooses.
@@ibeamy choosed.
@@accountlol7409 chused
This comment reads like it’s from undertale
@@ForkliftCertification744 "You're not sure why, but hate was the correct option this time."
this was so cringe that every embaressing thing i did in my childhood is less cringe and easier to forget
To be fair, that was stuff you did as a child. This, on the other hand, was made by and for adults
This is scarier than my MLP obsession I was bullied for as a kid
@@JulianR2JG Ok
@@JulianR2JG pls sike
Yep
8:33 - Has Disney sued them yet lol, cause that is literally the ending to Prince Ali from Aladdin
It's not a good sign about our culture when he says "He went on Twitter and shot himself in the foot" and I 100% believed he actually did that
It's mind-boggling that this is actually real, this entire project honestly seems like a giant parody of itself.
Don't worry they don't have a chance with buying the island. It literally only two people behind the project and its specifically illegal for Americans to buy it that land, This is what another person said:
I joined the Discord server out of curiosity. The founder of Cryptoland did an AMA in voice chat the other night and it was just an absolute clusterfuck. It was hilarious.
Among other things:
-he made clear they'd developed detailed evacuation plans but had no idea how they were going to deal with sewage in the island
- insulted his own audience by explaining they needed competent professionals to do things like manning the resort desks and not 'crypto people'
- responded to a question of how they'd deal with waste with 'I don't care'
-made clear they have absolutely no background in any field related to this project
-responded to a question as to why they showed a casino in the advertising when gambling is illegal in Fiji with 'it's not meant to be literal'
-admitted he'd cancelled the agreement to get the island and so didn't actually own it at all. Over the course of the vc it became clear that the project literally only appears to consist of two people - this guy and a woman - and they falsely listed a bunch of random freelancers they worked with on their website to make the project seem bigger and more legitimate.
Such a waste of land.
It could have been Jurassic Park in there.
@@dudebruh8534 I wish they did buy the island so I could laugh how much of a failure it would be
That's how I've felt about most of this Crypto/NFT stuff. Every piece of Crypto/NFT backed media I've seen out of these schmos over the last two or so years has been the most low effort trash nonsense that's swarmed with bots and copium addicts trying to hype up their digital macaroni art that's somehow generated enough astroturfed hype to reel in Stock investor types and Millionaire Tech bros to keep the grift going. It feels like we're watching the world's most elaborate and coordinated trolling attempt.
its mostly middle aged men having an identity crisis
I completely forgot Crazy Frog got forced into NFTs by their managers or whatever and they actually don't want to do it and even sent signals that they didn't want to do it to begin with
That sounds so dystopian
#FreeCrazyFrog 🤚😔
They did portray the investor accurately by having him say "crypto" at least once every 5 seconds
They fr brought in budget Cappy from fallout to advertise crypto 💀
“They allow kids on their island”
*this can’t be good…*
On the bright side there will be less insufferable people on the mainlands
@@xyx2188 if cryptologic goes to fiji im doomed .
*I'm a local*, ill be living near epstein Island.
-i will personally try to ruin the island (the people not the nature, Fijian scenery is beautiful when it has good weather) help me-
Ah yes, cant wait for crypto epstein emerged from this
Well hey. At least all the scum will be in one place. Makes it easier to deliver justice in the form of heavy firepower.
Epstein: *visible happiness*
I honestly hope that SOMEHOW cryptoland becomes a real place. just because I want to see how much of a catastrophic failure it ends up being
Except for the pedo part
i want it to be dashcon 2.0 where everyone goes there on their own violition and suffers because of it
@@suziebelle3738 At least Dashcon was fucking hilarious (and an embodiment of the absolutely unhinged tumblr spirit). I cant imagine this being... Anything but depressing.
Im banishing these crypto-fuckers to the ball pit.
Maybe have pirates invade the whole island. Voila, real life Far Cry 3
You gotta love how they have these grand plans for a luxury resort and an NFT restaurant (whatever the hell that is) and whatnot for their paradise island, but I'm not seeing a hint of actual infrastructure that the place will need to stay operational. Where are the waste management facilities? Hospitals and fire stations? Energy grid (and remember, this is crypto mining, so it's going to take a shitton of energy)? Where are they going to get food and other supplies for Cryptoland citizens? Presumably they don't want to be associated with a centralized government, so how will they establish laws and handle crime? This is really basic stuff and they still managed to drop the ball on that. I guess they forgot that once they establish their luxury island, Mom isn't going to be there to cook and do laundry for them.
Love the lack of transition from the plane interior to exterior. The camera just clips through the window.
9:46
bismerched 🤌
So they want to make people believe that you can get rich with NFTs but then decide to make a 500$ animation with 30$ voice actors and a 10$ story writer? You can't make that up, that is so hilarious.
They make all that damn money and make this shitty as animation
Don't forget a $5 songwriter who couldn't bother writing his own music or half of his own lyrics
I think this is cringe as hell, but something like this would cost much more than $500
Or maybe they just wanted to make a quick buck.
From what I have heard in other videos on this topic, they spent $2.6 million on the animation. Where that money went? I have no idea because the animation looks too terrible to have had that much money put into it.
"Cryptoland - a glimpse into the future we all deserve"
*What have we done*
A better question would be, what have we Not done?
Where did we go wrong in the pathway of evolution of mankind?
and worse- if it has oits own age of ceonsent that means its possibly *its own nation*
Humans needed to be punished sooner or later
is that the british spelling of glimpse or something
3:13 THE BACK ROTOR WASNT SPINNING
1:15 I used to use the winky face after most sentences because I thought it was cool/normal... but looking back now, oh how wrong i was
I like how Charlie had to explain how he was misinformed in the beginning; not because he accused them of something they didn't do, but rather that they were way worse than he let on.
Judging by his takes on NFTs, that wasn't the only thing he was misinformed on.
@@SirBlackReeds damn that really hurt you huh
@@SirBlackReedsdude we dont care
@@stmsin You do considering you replied.
@@il_veltro It's understandable that I thought he was better than all the idiots on Twitter who are blindly screeching about NFTs. Those people are the kind of people he'd make fun of, are they not?
The amount of work that has been put into this animation is unbelievable to me. lol
This is probably the best crypto-related 3D animation I’ve seen, but it’s still the bottom of the barrel. I’m betting good money that this was animated by Threshold Animation Studios, the same studio that animated Foodfight. The awful lip syncing and the uncanny moment is so iconically Foodfight, I need to find out if they’re credited anywhere or not.
Tbh it's pretty shitty but for NFT standards it's the best lol
It truly is, but I still don't know how on earth they are going to put the island together they are supposedly going to buy, if at all due to backlash. It also seems like a scam as well.
had some good nostalgia with your vids ngl
It’s both way too much and not enough. Amazing.
The animation reminds me of the movie “foodfight”
I love how they used actual Jurassic Park music in it lmao
I don't get how companies don't get that most people don't want NFTS after every person has been hated for trying to sell NFTS
Cause they don’t make it for people like us; it’s specifically to get more money out of everyone that has fallen for NFTs wallets
I guess you don't really know what an NFT is do you
@@chrysanthemumfire6456 The idea behind NFTs was not for selling crappy images. You do understand that NFT is a specfic token and not the actual monkey png. lol.
Because they can still sell them, majority hates them but a damn good amount of minority buys them. The same way most people won't bother with microtransactions in videogames but then there are people who will throw thousands of dollars in one game.
Idk why you would even throw money at an NFT like... Why
The giant coin mascot reminds me of a poor man's Fiveish.
Dollar store goodcents mascot
Literally no circle mascot with arms will be able to stand up to cool spot
lol cumtown bro
Fourish
But with fewer Jewish kids chasing it around
that coin mascot is the single most terrifying thing I've ever seen when it started singing i actually wanted to hide
Sad this never happened, I wish there was an island where all the cryptobros could go to so we wouldn't have to see them anymore
This illustrates really well how crypto and art can't exist in the same space
Or can they?
@@SirBlackReeds they can’t
@@SirBlackReeds no.. no they cant
Modern art is basically crypto for rich people.
@@psychocrysis2 nah modern art has thought behind it if you did minimal research. Also crypto already is for rich people pretty much.
This looks like something you’d see on the bowling alley TV screens
On your 30th strike they play the entire video
They really expected someone to invest to a project that was promoted with a cartoon that looks like a car insurance commercial from the 2000's
5:52 Oh my god now I know why that character coin needs to be a meme.