Theo Von was like "Chill..🤣

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  • @elitecut
    @elitecut  Рік тому +306

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    • @organboy4690
      @organboy4690 Рік тому +39

      How tf is it legal for you to profit off of stolen, recycled content?

    • @Notsotopofthefoodchain
      @Notsotopofthefoodchain Рік тому

      Your welcome 👀

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Рік тому +1

      That woman's clearly a sociopath.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Рік тому

      ​@@organboy4690how is it illegal? You do know how nations, laws, boundaries, etc, work, correct? Smh.

    • @bobdidit55
      @bobdidit55 7 місяців тому +3

      @@anthonyzulloactually it is illegal, most copyright laws cross over borders.

  • @Speedy.Frog.
    @Speedy.Frog. Рік тому +19936

    Imagine Theo putting in work on a first date.
    “Would you rather be reincarnated as a frog or a salamander?”

    • @davo_t
      @davo_t Рік тому +556

      As i read that, i heard it in Theo's accent😂
      Plausible scenario right there

    • @sarahmcwilliams9196
      @sarahmcwilliams9196 Рік тому +25

      😅

    • @urban_video5949
      @urban_video5949 Рік тому +19

      😭😭😭

    • @earthsgard
      @earthsgard Рік тому +12

      Lol 😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @markusstewart9298
      @markusstewart9298 Рік тому +80

      Uuuhhhmm… could a chose a Dragon? They got them, uhhhmmm, SCALES and claws right?

  • @beaumckenzie90
    @beaumckenzie90 Рік тому +23078

    Theo definitely left her on read at some point 😂

    • @RP-ue9wy
      @RP-ue9wy Рік тому +190

      Hardly. Theo is not attractive

    • @bigdmcgee101mikwilla7
      @bigdmcgee101mikwilla7 Рік тому

      @@RP-ue9wyyou’re the same. You only attract racoons cooter

    • @Chipsandsalsa183
      @Chipsandsalsa183 Рік тому +101

      ​@@RP-ue9wy 😂

    • @beaumckenzie90
      @beaumckenzie90 Рік тому +657

      @@RP-ue9wy not the point..her reaction was the point

    • @RP-ue9wy
      @RP-ue9wy Рік тому +24

      @@beaumckenzie90 i made my my point

  • @Dalex3
    @Dalex3 6 місяців тому +3750

    “Hatch a lil batch” 💀

    • @mattstephens6137
      @mattstephens6137 6 місяців тому +136

      Pretty sure he said, "Hatch a lil bat." Lol

    • @zelma473
      @zelma473 6 місяців тому

      he definetly said "batch"@@mattstephens6137

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 6 місяців тому

      ​@@mattstephens6137no. For some reason TikTok rehtahds think it's necessary to put AI captions on every video, and 99% of the time, they're wrong. He said "hatch a batch."

    • @ShloppyShmeat
      @ShloppyShmeat 6 місяців тому +61

      ​@mattstephens6137 Did you watch with volume off?

    • @wat2875
      @wat2875 6 місяців тому +68

      @@ShloppyShmeat Did you watch with brain off?

  • @stevenbaker7894
    @stevenbaker7894 6 місяців тому +820

    The psychopath smile after she said all love 😂

    • @connorobilly
      @connorobilly 4 місяці тому +20

      Not psychopath, just not attracted

    • @Dub_Northside
      @Dub_Northside 4 місяці тому +39

      The raised eyebrows

    • @MessmerPhase2
      @MessmerPhase2 4 місяці тому +18

      @@connorobillyfr she was joking just being dry about it. I don’t think she was being an ass or nothin

    • @filhanislamictv8712
      @filhanislamictv8712 4 місяці тому +6

      She knew what she doing. The comment was dry as Intentioned

    • @Dub_Northside
      @Dub_Northside 3 місяці тому +23

      @@filhanislamictv8712 She has a chip on her shoulder because she's good looking but looks don't last forever. Personality becomes even better with age. If you're going to pick em? Pick em right

  • @kayekaye6111
    @kayekaye6111 Рік тому +11398

    This is the real life version of when you forget to put “lol” at the end of a text and accidentally sound too serious.

  • @ThReverend6661
    @ThReverend6661 Рік тому +6452

    theo ain’t quick to have kids bc his father had him when he was 70, he knows he can do it

    • @matthewfox1561
      @matthewfox1561 Рік тому +92

      Facts 😂

    • @BluntStuff
      @BluntStuff Рік тому +264

      He hated that about his upbringing

    • @l0lan00b3
      @l0lan00b3 Рік тому +133

      In 9th grade one of my friend girls admitted that her dad was 73. I'm sure she thought about it a lot. Was one of the oddest things, as a kid who's mom was like 30, to think about.

    • @yeahno6053
      @yeahno6053 Рік тому +6

      Bra this is so underrated comment

    • @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH
      @Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH Рік тому +82

      But he resented his father for it. So he probably won’t be repeating the same mistake.

  • @jasonchambers4495
    @jasonchambers4495 6 місяців тому +462

    The eyebrow rise doesn't lie.

    • @Rogerkonijntje
      @Rogerkonijntje 2 місяці тому +17

      yup, good eye buddy

    • @ColmPadraig
      @ColmPadraig 2 місяці тому +10

      I feel autistic when people point this stuff out to me, it goes completely over my head

    • @jasonchambers4495
      @jasonchambers4495 2 місяці тому

      @@ColmPadraig Autistic? Wrong word.

    • @mingsobes
      @mingsobes 2 місяці тому +11

      Came here to see if someone else caught that

    • @DieselJLUx2
      @DieselJLUx2 2 місяці тому +18

      She was into him. Shes just a bro girl and was playing hard ball.

  • @chrissherwood4544
    @chrissherwood4544 4 місяці тому +108

    She has a hardened heart.

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 4 місяці тому +3

      Well said

    • @internetperson9121
      @internetperson9121 3 місяці тому +29

      It happens to a lot of women and men who repeatedly make bad choices in love partners, rather than examine themselves they get bitter

    • @steelearmstrong9616
      @steelearmstrong9616 2 місяці тому

      She don’t have one. She’s a genuine covert narcissist psychopath

    • @DontRespectTheUS
      @DontRespectTheUS Місяць тому +9

      @@internetperson9121Why are you projecting all that on her from one comment? Do you have some special insight into her situation? Literally all she said was “I hope you find one”!
      Seems like it’s you with the issue?

    • @DontRespectTheUS
      @DontRespectTheUS Місяць тому +6

      How? Because she didn’t say “I hope you find a wife” a certain way? Maybe you’re just too sensitive?

  • @dude1458
    @dude1458 Рік тому +5029

    “I meant that will all love”
    *said with the most emotionless stare ever*

    • @aww2historian
      @aww2historian Рік тому +136

      she raises her eyebrows too no poker face

    • @booziebadazz1692
      @booziebadazz1692 Рік тому +118

      “It’s all love I mean this with all love”
      👁👄👁

    • @mariusloveless7880
      @mariusloveless7880 Рік тому

      Her voice is atrocious lol Like she sounds terrible. idk if I’ve ever heard such a strange monotone , awful voice like that before.

    • @auzzzzy
      @auzzzzy Рік тому +77

      @@booziebadazz1692 ssri eyes

    • @daisyesquivel2421
      @daisyesquivel2421 Рік тому +59

      She's so rude

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 Рік тому +2826

    That, “hopefully you find one”, was like the, “good luck” from Taken 😂

    • @chrisscanlon3717
      @chrisscanlon3717 6 місяців тому

      She's the worst.

    • @robertarodriguez9391
      @robertarodriguez9391 6 місяців тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paolodinicola6397
      @paolodinicola6397 6 місяців тому +17

      Sounds a lot more like yeah, 👍 good luck with that buddy.

    • @Joe-hz1nw
      @Joe-hz1nw 6 місяців тому

      She’s annoyed that men can have healthy kids for much longer vs. women

    • @prince-xw3ip
      @prince-xw3ip 6 місяців тому +5

      Underrated 😂😂😂 had to rewind my memory pull up the audio from taken for the confirmation and damn its valid

  • @JesseHuffey
    @JesseHuffey 7 місяців тому +67

    The "Oh Damn" just cracked me up 😂

  • @carlallen6150
    @carlallen6150 6 місяців тому +50

    I think that's the first time I've ever seen Theo get his feelings hurt lol

  • @Staysobereveryday
    @Staysobereveryday 7 місяців тому +3567

    “ I hope you find one”
    All Theo hears
    “ I’m not the one”

    • @elvinkoay1393
      @elvinkoay1393 6 місяців тому +24

      It's funny theo is the that's rejected her at some point. In another episode she talks about wanting to bang Theo every day

    • @Staysobereveryday
      @Staysobereveryday 6 місяців тому +29

      @@elvinkoay1393 she’s playing hard to get , when they make fun of you is cuz they like you

    • @jamesrevere2992
      @jamesrevere2992 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Staysobereverydaythat never happens after your school years. You think girls are playing hard to get with leo dicaprio and making fun of him? Lmao if girls want you they make it super easy for you, anything else and they are mocking you for not taking the hint

    • @FistfulOfGabagool
      @FistfulOfGabagool 6 місяців тому +99

      ​@@Staysobereveryday is that what that means? they must love me then

    • @98ore
      @98ore 6 місяців тому +5

      @@FistfulOfGabagool lol

  • @bonezhb4l624
    @bonezhb4l624 Рік тому +2430

    The sinister way she said "its all love" def had no love in it 😂😂😂

    • @larkmars8182
      @larkmars8182 Рік тому +11

      I’m dead

    • @leo9272
      @leo9272 Рік тому +117

      ​@@larkmars8182 i refuse to believe that you have passed away.

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD Рік тому +6

      Sounded like my ex when she was being jelly, which was among the sweetest expressions of her particular flavor of love, which I liked so I was fond of it. Theo needs to be be aware his perception can’t always pierce the feminine way and think of the other angles but thats asking a lot from a 2 second exchange lol

    • @omgitsabean15
      @omgitsabean15 Рік тому +13

      @@leo9272 its true, im the casket

    • @andrewvalenzuela4383
      @andrewvalenzuela4383 Рік тому +3

      Nope, said it with ego, she's a hot blonde...not very hard to have kids, and theo....a mid life slightly racist comedian with the same hair, same jokes, same persona, that he had at the beginning.
      He's great, but that's the battle the chose. He can't put on a suit and start a new life, people know him.

  • @Hewhogreetswithfjre
    @Hewhogreetswithfjre 5 місяців тому +14

    “I would like to hatch” 🤣🤣😂😂 Theo you are not a chicken!!

  • @CEOofCTOs
    @CEOofCTOs 5 місяців тому +79

    those soulless eyes

  • @show_me_your_kitties
    @show_me_your_kitties 9 місяців тому +273

    That "Oh damn" was hilarious 😂

  • @Yangmang
    @Yangmang Рік тому +2513

    She responded like that because the question “do you have any children?” hits more of a nerve with women than it does with guys. 😂

    • @nfearther2936
      @nfearther2936 Рік тому +41

      Woah! 🤔 maybe she low key did lol

    • @demJem09
      @demJem09 Рік тому +35

      How do u know? Were u in her brain?

    • @TheTailors1
      @TheTailors1 Рік тому +139

      Right we can’t say for sure… but women certainly get a lot more pressure on this subject and certainly take more issue with being asked the question because of that. That’s just common knowledge @demjem

    • @peaceformula5830
      @peaceformula5830 Рік тому +4

      That was a nice comment dude

    • @vess928
      @vess928 Рік тому +106

      ​@@TheTailors1 dont forget the biological clock, their body and nature adds to the pressure

  • @username25o9
    @username25o9 5 місяців тому +3

    Hatch a batch. Lmao😂😂 Theo is out here killing it. 🤣

  • @tadaasam2036
    @tadaasam2036 5 місяців тому +7

    the eyes up after " i meant that with all love " says all

  • @Rowsy91
    @Rowsy91 Рік тому +1490

    No idea who anybody but Theo is here lol

    • @nevadascaredme7436
      @nevadascaredme7436 Рік тому +37

      Is that supposed to matter? I hope you learn all of lifes characters.

    • @BrianMeehan-mn2mj
      @BrianMeehan-mn2mj Рік тому +19

      Ye we learned a lot from you’re reply Theo was being Theo she was being nasty 🤣🤣

    • @nevadascaredme7436
      @nevadascaredme7436 Рік тому +22

      @@BrianMeehan-mn2mj i don't even think she thought she was being nasty, thats how she treats men she doesn't consider in her league.

    • @Xavierlifts
      @Xavierlifts Рік тому +57

      @@nevadascaredme7436 ur a happy person eh, Jesus Christ

    • @nevadascaredme7436
      @nevadascaredme7436 Рік тому +8

      @@Xavierlifts Allah is great.

  • @themanwithnoname1839
    @themanwithnoname1839 Рік тому +208

    I love how he acknowledged the burn by just saying "oh dayum" lmfao

    • @dlcanady5251092
      @dlcanady5251092 3 місяці тому +1

      Lol. Theo is such a cool dude. Comfortable taking the low key insult here and rolling with the punches making comedy right on the spot.

  • @BigZ52
    @BigZ52 6 місяців тому +2

    Theo is unintentionally funny bruh 😂

  • @stopthebs77
    @stopthebs77 5 місяців тому +2

    That "Oh, damn," was hilarious!! 😂😂 Theo is such an undercover boss!!

  • @martinezjordan704
    @martinezjordan704 Рік тому +422

    It's like " I wasn't about to try for you but you didn't have to go ahead and reject me" 😂

    • @ImprovEyes-fc9fo
      @ImprovEyes-fc9fo 11 місяців тому +22

      He just wants to hatch a lil batch is all

    • @DavidGutierrez-ed7lk
      @DavidGutierrez-ed7lk 6 місяців тому +4

      Lol idk how you got that from this short feels like you projecting a bit

    • @flameon3195
      @flameon3195 5 місяців тому +9

      @@DavidGutierrez-ed7lkThat’s exactly how it sounded. Even though she didn’t intend to make it sound like that she even realized it afterwards. No one is projecting hahah did you just learn that word today?

    • @dreamkitty
      @dreamkitty 5 місяців тому

      @@flameon3195y’all are def projecting. all the comments trying to make it sound like she’s hurt is a massive cope. talk really can’t fathom that this woman doesn’t want theo lol

    • @MadisonClemons8426
      @MadisonClemons8426 2 місяці тому

      She didn’t reject him

  • @Reaper0514
    @Reaper0514 Рік тому +333

    That eyebrow raise after she says it was all love 😂😂😂

    • @michaelbonade4667
      @michaelbonade4667 6 місяців тому +24

      Yup…they can’t help themselves

    • @connorjohnston7692
      @connorjohnston7692 5 місяців тому +17

      Demons

    • @jkb1O5
      @jkb1O5 5 місяців тому +4

      Dude! HY! God Catchhhh : good catch

    • @godbyone
      @godbyone 5 місяців тому +1

      Sounded like dude

    • @robertTUBEbrazeau
      @robertTUBEbrazeau 5 місяців тому +3

      hahaa no disrespect to TV he’s a funny guy… but I’m kinda with Brianna on this one 😂😂😂

  • @kimberlyanne8549
    @kimberlyanne8549 4 місяці тому +21

    I just don't understand how you could be mean to Theo. He's so pure; that's like kicking a puppy or a toddler.

    • @internetperson9121
      @internetperson9121 3 місяці тому +5

      Angry hearted people hate puppies, they don’t want to see anything else enjoying life

    • @tommygertcher2747
      @tommygertcher2747 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@internetperson9121 He's in his 40s, I think she is just a little bitter about her own situation.

  • @freddyfox5002
    @freddyfox5002 6 місяців тому +2

    "Good luck with that" type of energy

  • @freddiesoverbite6162
    @freddiesoverbite6162 Рік тому +735

    That was definitely a “I hope you find one but it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me.”

    • @gemeu1129
      @gemeu1129 Рік тому +23

      Thought the same shit 😂

    • @jared9504
      @jared9504 Рік тому +47

      she actually had a mad crush on theo and was just nervous lmaoo

    • @mikesptacekgmail
      @mikesptacekgmail Рік тому +11

      Dude sounds incompetent and lacking confidence so why should she be attracted to him

    • @D-A-A-
      @D-A-A- Рік тому +111

      ​@@mikesptacekgmail seems like you dont even know who theo is 🤣🤣

    • @mikesptacekgmail
      @mikesptacekgmail Рік тому +11

      @@D-A-A- I do, but for people that don't, that would be their initial perception of him. When everything a person says is preceded by uh and um and and they sport a mullet with bowl cut sideburns, it leads one to believe they're dealing with a window licking mouth breather.

  • @thekraken4886
    @thekraken4886 Рік тому +3144

    Who are the other people? Theo doing a charity podcast.

    • @dgh4918
      @dgh4918 Рік тому +179

      Bro hahahahaha charity podcast..

    • @bigdmcgee101mikwilla7
      @bigdmcgee101mikwilla7 Рік тому +465

      @@speedymose4965I dont even watch that shit and i know this aint from there

    • @clc3707
      @clc3707 Рік тому

      @@speedymose4965 lmao Theos lucky to be on it? More like they’re lucky to ever have someone as big as Theo von on their shitty platform, not to mention wrong podcast

    • @MuazEljallad
      @MuazEljallad Рік тому +74

      ​@Mossmember213 what you talking about Willis

    • @Hawaii567
      @Hawaii567 Рік тому +107

      @@speedymose4965 that’s not call her daddy Lmao. That’s barstools “BFF’s” podcast.

  • @Erasmuserynngaard
    @Erasmuserynngaard 6 місяців тому +2

    Shawty's running on infernal ice. Damn! 😂

  • @EvanSanchez-pd4fg
    @EvanSanchez-pd4fg 2 місяці тому +2

    "We should listen back to it cause it sounded hella different to me"😂😂

  • @brentrazz6355
    @brentrazz6355 Рік тому +277

    There was hate in that well wishing! 😂

  • @Evilempire-dg8dz
    @Evilempire-dg8dz Рік тому +501

    Theo is going to have kids at like 70 😂😂😂😂

    • @remindmewhy
      @remindmewhy Рік тому +61

      If that's the case, then
      like father, like son.
      I just hope Theo finds peace and happiness, however that unfolds. ❤️ Love this dude 😊

    • @tylerallen9293
      @tylerallen9293 Рік тому +27

      Just like his dad

    • @junkiedropouts3186
      @junkiedropouts3186 Рік тому +43

      The Von legacy stretching 3 centuries in two generations

    • @peaceformula5830
      @peaceformula5830 Рік тому +3

      Like Count Dracula

    • @kelliott7864
      @kelliott7864 Рік тому

      Tal palo, tal astilla.

  • @lgs888
    @lgs888 6 місяців тому +12

    just hearing that womens voices makes me not want to care 💀💀💀

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 5 місяців тому

      Your incels hate for women is interesting 😂 hope it keeps you up all night

  • @romanjacobs1794
    @romanjacobs1794 6 місяців тому +2

    Her answer was equivalent of "I wish I could meet a guy like you"

  • @ZrankFappaH
    @ZrankFappaH Рік тому +326

    Literally every question she asked was passive aggressive af 😂

    • @CJ-yf5cr
      @CJ-yf5cr Рік тому +41

      Yup, she reminds me of Amber Turd 😂

    • @SHNASTDOG
      @SHNASTDOG Рік тому +19

      Reminds me of bri Larson. That's not good

    • @anshuuu9708
      @anshuuu9708 Рік тому

      What podcast was he on?

    • @anshuuu9708
      @anshuuu9708 Рік тому +19

      ​@@CJ-yf5cr he probably left her on read sometime, like a gay said somewhere above

    • @michaelbuettner1487
      @michaelbuettner1487 Рік тому

      @@SHNASTDOG Bre’s a gun,

  • @teezwilliams22
    @teezwilliams22 Рік тому +121

    “We should listen back to it” was CRAAAZYYYY 😂😂😂😂

    • @DaOne510
      @DaOne510 Рік тому +8

      Hi Teez, why don’t you take a seat over there. Go head take a seat. So…..What was so crazy about it?

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 Рік тому

      ​@@DaOne510 lmao

    • @coldblackice
      @coldblackice 6 місяців тому

      @@DaOne510 LMFAOOO

  • @shelleypurdon7592
    @shelleypurdon7592 18 днів тому

    "Hatch a little bat sometime..." 😂😂. Love Theo Von he is so genuine and goofy with just the right amount of twisted!

  • @GoldDigger199
    @GoldDigger199 6 місяців тому +2

    You are a funny Theo.... Appreciate you making me laugh

    • @omartino9179
      @omartino9179 4 місяці тому

      I thought theo was cool but in the video he tries making up a story but the girl caught him cause it was actually a story from a show and theo got mad calling out other shows that steal from him

  • @jerrycummings9766
    @jerrycummings9766 Рік тому +81

    She said, "Good luck with all of that.""😂😂

  • @ibrarali84
    @ibrarali84 Рік тому +131

    The Children questiom really got to her

    • @jefferyhodges8835
      @jefferyhodges8835 Рік тому +11

      I noticed that after he asked her if she had any children she fired right back at him quick I don't think he realized that he might have touched a sore subject for her

    • @dinosaur_madde1991
      @dinosaur_madde1991 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, and the way Theo instantly repeated the "no children" after she has answered that may have hurt her, that's why she had this cold attitude afterwards

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 11 місяців тому +2

      she don't want any. i don't understand this. all love for what?

  • @swingtag1041
    @swingtag1041 5 місяців тому +2

    She looks at him with contempt

  • @SIGMA_BOY211
    @SIGMA_BOY211 26 днів тому

    Love von bro protect this guy all Time😊

  • @tylerwilson5534
    @tylerwilson5534 Рік тому +801

    Poor girl thinks love is just a word.

    • @ancientfuture9690
      @ancientfuture9690 Рік тому +28

      Most people do until they have their heart broken.

    • @charliesmith4086
      @charliesmith4086 Рік тому +32

      @@ancientfuture9690 Most women*

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 Рік тому +2

      It kinda is

    • @tylerwilson5534
      @tylerwilson5534 Рік тому +14

      Oh no much more than a word. It's a powerful beautiful force. Like gravity. Can't explain it but u know it when u feel it. Keep looking brotha man. ✌️

    • @danyo6317
      @danyo6317 Рік тому +3

      @@ancientfuture9690 dang son, you just give out this wisdom for free?

  • @thebluefus
    @thebluefus Рік тому +164

    Theo wants kids but he ain’t going to find a wife in the podcast arena. These girls are sociopaths and narcissists

    • @harrisongwin6859
      @harrisongwin6859 Рік тому +21

      hardly anyone in the social space deserves love. None of them are selfless or caring or genuine. The things you need

    • @tomvalveede6808
      @tomvalveede6808 Рік тому +8

      ​@@harrisongwin6859
      That's why so many guys have chosen Not to marry!
      So many times these marriages end up in divorce and she will take her former husband to the
      Cleaners!
      You stay smart and safe!
      God bless you! 🍀♥️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

    • @harrisongwin6859
      @harrisongwin6859 Рік тому +1

      @@tomvalveede6808 thanks Tom

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 Рік тому

      And most importantly fatherless hoes

    • @jebes909090
      @jebes909090 Рік тому +4

      To be fair, whos gonna want to have kids with some.random.guy that they just met on a podcast 😅

  • @MrParker700
    @MrParker700 6 місяців тому +10

    This man is a gentleman for not roasting her lol

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 5 місяців тому +4

      This woman was showing mercy for being generous with her roasting.

  • @arsalan12345678910
    @arsalan12345678910 4 місяці тому +1

    Yo Theo, such a real one for saying “we should roll back to it”

  • @normanwhite4478
    @normanwhite4478 Рік тому +16

    "we should listen back to it" I'm dying lol

  • @josephcoon5809
    @josephcoon5809 Рік тому +1260

    That is a psychopath. She only mimics emotions to fit in with normal people.
    Edit for all the other amateur psychologists…
    I was focused on the corners of her eyes when she smiled. There are particular muscle groups controlled subconsciously when certain emotions manifest that cannot be emulated consciously suck as crinkling at the corners of the eyes when smiling/laughing. That’s the “dead eyes” people notices when such actions occur.
    Sociopathy, as I understand it, is an emulation of actions with actual emotions so that a sociopath can sincerely smile. Whereas, a psychopath has a truncated ability to feel emotions forcing them to fit in by copying what they see without ever really feeling the emotions associated with those actions.
    In short, sociopaths AND psychopaths will emulate certain actions, but psychopaths lack the subconscious triggers for a full emulation.
    Just for shits and giggles, since nobody else looked it up, this is from an article in Psychology Today:
    “Traits of a sociopath
    Sociopaths are characterized by volatile behavioral patterns. These individuals often demonstrate emotional outbursts and a lack of self-control. Sociopaths can form attachments to other individuals and in general, enjoy being around other people although they have no regard for rules put in place by society. For individuals already genetically vulnerable to these behaviors, sociopathy is set in motion by specific environmental factors such as a troubled childhood, traumatic interpersonal relationships or a history of abuse.
    Traits of a psychopath
    In contrast to sociopathy, psychopathic behavior result more from genetics or congenital injury (such as a head injury at birth), than from environmental factors. Psychopaths are extremely manipulative and can easily gain other’s trust, however they do not form attachments to others. Individuals with psychopathic traits lack empathy and therefore feel no remorse when causing harm to another individual. Their actions are often preplanned and the crimes they commit are often highly organized and meticulous. Psychopaths are usually deemed more dangerous than sociopaths because they show no remorse for their actions due to their lack of empathy. Both of these character types are portrayed in individuals who meet the criteria for antisocial personality disorder.”
    Just so that everyone understands, EMPATHY is one of the critical differences between sociopathy and psychopathy because to empathize, one must understand how an emotions feels which psychopaths find impossible.
    Also…it COULD be Botox…
    Side note: some on the spectrum also do not understand emotions fully, so yes, I do not know, as an absolute fact, that this woman is a psychopath. However, I will point out that I have certain traits in common with a psychopath through intentional conditioning. I do not get emotional about many things that people today get emotional about. I’ve studied enough of the brain to understand what emotions are, what their purpose is, and when they are actually valid. One such discrepancy with society at large is the reluctance to be offended by language. It is not a natural response, nor is it a useful response to be upset when someone call you something you don’t like.
    Words are processed in the Wernicke’s Area.
    Concepts are processed throughout the cerebrum.
    Emotions are processed in the limbic system.
    For a word to have “power,” all three areas have to be connected which we colloquially call “LEARNING.” Don’t learn to be hurt by words and you won’t be hurt by words.
    There’s plenty of free information about the brain and how it works, and I suggest everybody study it to have a better understanding of yourselves. The more you understand your brain, the more control you have over your mind. The more control you have over your mind, the less control others have over your mind.
    I’m always down for a discussion.
    Cheers 🍻

    • @kyleemerson
      @kyleemerson Рік тому +128

      That’s not what a psychopath is

    • @fregg1379
      @fregg1379 Рік тому +152

      Are you okay?

    • @coldarcticoasis
      @coldarcticoasis Рік тому +32

      ​@@kyleemerson All he said is that she was and outlined a symptom. She might be or not but seems to lack empathy or sensibility. Your textbook definition from google is not cut and dry son.

    • @dustinwainwright6429
      @dustinwainwright6429 Рік тому +19

      *sociopath

    • @thugginugly1941
      @thugginugly1941 Рік тому +40

      Bro everyone in here is wrong.. Mimics emotions? Please playing into it would’ve been like “awwh perfect maybe the 2 of us could go out” yano the obvious lead up but she makes it funny by saying “well hopefully”… like who is she mimicking and even if so how does that determine anyone a psychopath OR sociopath? Y’all are on about nothing…

  • @thewallflower7483
    @thewallflower7483 16 днів тому +1

    It sounded like all hate not all love 😂

  • @aidenfiddler5703
    @aidenfiddler5703 Місяць тому +1

    That felt so shady on her part LOL

  • @silver8o077
    @silver8o077 Рік тому +90

    That Jeff gordon jacket goes hard lmao

  • @neverbored3
    @neverbored3 Рік тому +20

    That sounded like "Good luck with that"

  • @ScottyByrd
    @ScottyByrd 7 місяців тому +1

    Theo was like you had me at the first half

  • @ofbrn3821
    @ofbrn3821 Місяць тому +1

    This feels like the line in Full metal Jacket:
    "Do your parents have any children that live? I bet they regret that"
    No its all love, i meant that with all love 😂

  • @illkissyourightnow
    @illkissyourightnow Рік тому +115

    Theo heard “Do you want children?” and took it as an offer

    • @mercedesbenzcee6738
      @mercedesbenzcee6738 Рік тому +10

      Exactly bro.. at least im not the only one that read into that convo 😂

    • @elvinkoay1393
      @elvinkoay1393 6 місяців тому

      Nah in another video she talks about wanting to bang theo all day long. She's just salty theo doesn't feel the same way

    • @cliftonfurney5083
      @cliftonfurney5083 6 місяців тому

      And it wasn't even on a reservation....lol

  • @victorious2178
    @victorious2178 Рік тому +472

    Women think it’s so cool to be bland and emotionless now like a kardashian. I swear the kardashians ruined the world

    • @pippip9927
      @pippip9927 Рік тому

      If a girl is dumb enough to idolize the Kardashians they weren't working with much to begin with. They only ruined the ruinable.

    • @mick9708
      @mick9708 Рік тому +43

      Who hurt you?

    • @zkrat7085
      @zkrat7085 Рік тому

      @@mick9708he’s right though, fk the Kardashian’s and f u too

    • @jacksoncowsert6964
      @jacksoncowsert6964 Рік тому +4

      And genuinely think thats what she’s doing 💀

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 Рік тому +19

      So the same thing a good portion of men do? A lot of guys thinking that acting like a robot is "stoic"

  • @jamesrobinson2138
    @jamesrobinson2138 16 днів тому +2

    Misery loves company. She’s mad she can’t keep a man and have kids soon so she doesn’t want anybody else to or be happy.

  • @Follow-The-Spiders
    @Follow-The-Spiders 4 місяці тому +2

    It’s even worse when your parents talk to you like that. . Especially when you’re young. Happening to me right now. I’m only 23, man, and my family and mostly parents are just expecting me to have a full ass family before 30. Shits hard to deal with dude.

  • @MultiNKnight
    @MultiNKnight Рік тому +11

    "Hatch a little batch" 😂😂

  • @boof6566
    @boof6566 13 днів тому

    “Trying to hatch a bat at some point” god that’s going in my brain and never leaving😂

  • @kasRose311
    @kasRose311 6 місяців тому +1

    “We’ll text” 😂

  • @The13ab
    @The13ab 8 місяців тому +5

    Theo smashed and dipped after giving her the “I think you the one talk”

  • @zingzong5
    @zingzong5 Рік тому +9

    That Jeff Gordon jacket is fire

  • @ethelberht985
    @ethelberht985 5 місяців тому +1

    Theo was like chill yet he was jist bekng sensitive 😂

  • @jaket5751
    @jaket5751 Місяць тому

    Theo is the star and don’t you forget it.

  • @mitchelltaulbee9091
    @mitchelltaulbee9091 Рік тому +6

    Her eyes said it all lol

  • @rbux1636
    @rbux1636 Рік тому +37

    Her face when she said "I meant that with all love" made it seem like she really didn't 😂

    • @Thedudemannn
      @Thedudemannn Рік тому +5

      When it comes to women, actions ALWAYS speak louder than words…

    • @rbux1636
      @rbux1636 Рік тому +3

      @@Thedudemannn I mean that doesn't just apply to women, that's with anyone really lmao

    • @Thedudemannn
      @Thedudemannn Рік тому +4

      @@rbux1636 applies to everyone but what women say and what they do are usually two different things. Men are pretty straightforward…

    • @rbux1636
      @rbux1636 Рік тому

      @@Thedudemannn yea, that is unfortunate

  • @ClassicalEndeavor
    @ClassicalEndeavor 5 місяців тому

    Theo is my kinda comedy, everything he says makes me laugh.

  • @geminixx523
    @geminixx523 Рік тому +40

    I meant that with all love is just as dismissive. 😂

  • @philyroberts72
    @philyroberts72 Рік тому +118

    I think she's made herself known to Theo but didn't get the reaction she wanted! Go on Theo. Legend💪🔥

    • @ruelharris7253
      @ruelharris7253 Рік тому +6

      That is hilariously ridiculous to think that is how she feels based on this conversation. I can say with almost 100% certainty that never happened, based on her interaction with him.

    • @demJem09
      @demJem09 Рік тому +2

      Proof u do not know how to sense someone 'made themself known' if u think this 15 seconds is it

    • @philyroberts72
      @philyroberts72 Рік тому +7

      And you can't prove otherwise so I'm sticking to my Theo'ry.

    • @kin3249
      @kin3249 Рік тому

      Salty comments are women guaranteed 😂😂😂

    • @michaelbuettner1487
      @michaelbuettner1487 Рік тому +2

      She wanted that little Theo batch

  • @GongasTopG
    @GongasTopG 6 місяців тому +1

    Kevin Hart and Don Cheadle all over again 😂

  • @elj1678
    @elj1678 6 днів тому

    If fake love had a face 😂

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 Рік тому +7

    Theo saying children instead of keeeeedz is a good start.

  • @GeekExtremist
    @GeekExtremist Рік тому +89

    From now on, any time someone asks me if I want children, my response will be, "Yeah, I'd like to hatch a little bat sometime." 😂

  • @paultshin3382
    @paultshin3382 6 місяців тому

    She is so dry , and genuinely sincere 😂😂😂😂

  • @danielmurphy601
    @danielmurphy601 4 дні тому

    “We should listen back to it because it sounded a little bit different “

  • @bigdmcgee101mikwilla7
    @bigdmcgee101mikwilla7 Рік тому +93

    Its that eyebrow raise. Crazy lady.

    • @Fred.PimpStone69
      @Fred.PimpStone69 Рік тому +13

      I’ve been hurt to brotha

    • @chashmal10
      @chashmal10 Рік тому +9

      Yo forreal! Didn’t notice the first time. Wow

    • @mjkpolo7313
      @mjkpolo7313 Рік тому +3

      nooo I think that's a facial queue that she likes him, you raise your eyebrows when you see something you like

    • @reddyreddy2618
      @reddyreddy2618 Рік тому +7

      Yeah something is off with that

    • @jimbeanmcqueen64
      @jimbeanmcqueen64 Рік тому

      @@mjkpolo7313 Nah dude look at her entire face and expressions her eyes are wide, face stoic, monotone voice, and all while saying “its all love”. That eyebrow raise is the tell that she didn’t mean a damn word she just said and most likely feels the complete opposite.
      Some malevolent shit dog.

  • @gogobobfrapples
    @gogobobfrapples Рік тому +12

    She meant it was love but she definitely meant it to say that it's not going to be with her.

    • @connorobilly
      @connorobilly 4 місяці тому

      ​@user-ld2lo4yg7b that's not what we all get from it

  • @MoonChild-hy2vb
    @MoonChild-hy2vb Місяць тому

    They look inlove!,..Theo is a smooth operator lololo

  • @pinkled4429
    @pinkled4429 Рік тому +29

    I want Theo to host the Oscars

  • @ryanr8645
    @ryanr8645 Рік тому +106

    Ooooo love to know the background on that interaction. She’s salty about something

    • @SWNelson7
      @SWNelson7 Рік тому +11

      She's probably mid 30s with no children. It makes women mad/scared whether they want to admit it or not.

    • @MGoBlue92
      @MGoBlue92 Рік тому +1

      ​@@SWNelson7 she's like early 20's lol you can't be serious thinking she's in her 30's 😂

    • @SWNelson7
      @SWNelson7 Рік тому +2

      @@MGoBlue92 really? She looks like she's been partying for the last 10 years. Grunge vibes.

    • @eddyspaghetti90_
      @eddyspaghetti90_ 11 місяців тому

      Shes also white, they age like banana's in the fridge

    • @aurale9180
      @aurale9180 7 місяців тому

      @WBscorned
      Lmfao speak for yourself, hun

  • @medievalknievel
    @medievalknievel 5 місяців тому +1

    She has the tone of a Los Angeles robot

  • @Mojo_Jo_Jo_
    @Mojo_Jo_Jo_ 15 днів тому

    That’s a hurt lady right there that’s definitely been turned down by Theo 🤣

  • @scottbroyles2114
    @scottbroyles2114 Рік тому +59

    she has the same stare as a great white shark, those eyes are emotionless . back away, get back in the boat..

    • @dantom6850
      @dantom6850 5 місяців тому +5

      Lifeless eyes... like a doll's eyes... don't seem to be living at all when they come at ya... until it bites ya!

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 5 місяців тому

      Why do males get so bitter when a woman does anything?

    • @connorobilly
      @connorobilly 4 місяці тому +1

      Not like he has a choice, she doesn't like him

  • @roar4393
    @roar4393 Рік тому +23

    Theo is my top 5 favorite famous humans. His Dad was 70 when he was born, so he has plenty of time

  • @jeremybrown9102
    @jeremybrown9102 6 місяців тому

    That subtle eyebrow raise said something

  • @spikenomoon
    @spikenomoon 6 місяців тому

    What she said was total legit.

  • @sethburro6031
    @sethburro6031 Рік тому +6

    Hahahaha we should listen back to it... that crazy lady is way to comfortable being rude then saying oh it was all love with no smile

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 Рік тому +18

    Theo dad had him at 70. Theo grandad is from the 1800’s!! Theo’s got time

  • @lukemehalick370
    @lukemehalick370 6 місяців тому +1

    I think she wants to have your babies. Thats why she said that in that way. She wants you to find a wife, she just wants it to be her.

  • @isaacwinters6954
    @isaacwinters6954 6 місяців тому +2

    There was a slight eyebrow raise after she said it was “with love”
    Do what you will with that info

  • @jadenbroomes4425
    @jadenbroomes4425 Рік тому +62

    She definitely the “Oh Bless you heart” type of person😂

  • @johngarza9195
    @johngarza9195 Рік тому +7

    She wants that Theo Von Demon spawn. 😂😂😂

  • @GrenadeWil
    @GrenadeWil 12 днів тому

    He said I would like to hatch a lil bat sometime 🤣

  • @user-pr1op1ds6d
    @user-pr1op1ds6d 6 днів тому

    Man, She's Gorgeous n my Dream Bat girl! 😂

  • @Bingbong1226
    @Bingbong1226 Рік тому +5

    Homie in that purple hoodie or whatever color it technically is felt that too😂

  • @MotivationalAngel777
    @MotivationalAngel777 3 місяці тому

    She was like - dont you dare think about picking me. 😂