Bernie Mac - On How Life Is (2003) | oop Audiobook
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2018
- Long out-of-print audio edition of Bernie Mac's first memoir. Shared for historical reference. I do not own the rights.
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Bernie Mac -- the star of Fox's The Bernie Mac Show, winner of the prestigious Peabody Award -- is more popular than ever. The Chicago-bred performer and royal king of the Original Kings of Comedy has won over countless fans of cutting comedy and family humor with an edgy show that tells it like it is but never loses heart. No surprise, Mac has earned a reputation as perhaps the truest voice of modern humor. Here, in his debut book, Mac brilliantly captures the R-rated side of his comedic genius in print.
Touring through a wide range of topics with equal parts insight and irreverence, Bernie Mac presents a way of looking at the world guaranteed to make you laugh. Tackling superstar athletes, the movie business, his fellow comedians, his marriage, and, of course, his friends and family, Mac offers side-splitting riffs on sex, religion, hygiene, money, and more. Nobody is safe; nothing is sacred. Not even Bernie himself. Throughout I Ain't Scared of You, Mac turns his humor inward, firing off hilarious self-deprecating salvos about his golf game and his own hypocrisies.
Bernie Mac's hit show and his vital live performances have earned him critical acclaim and international popularity. Now, I Ain't Scared of You reveals his humor whole -- unpretentious, unafraid, and unbelievably funny and raw.
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Mannnn I clicked on this just to hear his voice 💯
We really need Bernie in these PC days. Mt Rushmore of comedy has Bernie on it.
S Carroll nigga on my momma lol
@@shawnrevenge537 DID YOU REALLY LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO IN ITS ENTIRETY?
Marie how did you know that? Took me like 5 days but yeah lol
Feels good to hear uncle Bernie's voice again long live the Mac
Listening to this is amazing, it's feels like sitting here just having a conversation with an uncle. RIP uncle Bernard McCullough.. you will forever be missed. Thank you for sharing yourself with us.
They need to make a movie of this, with this audio in the background
I might do it one day ..a documentary style 🎥
I thank I can pull it off as Bernie
@@unmask50 you sure about that ??
@@ChazziTee yes sir he's my uncle
unmask50 lol yinz are all related huh????? Hahaha
Hearing his voice made me smile😢😗
Same 😊
@@EbonyJ-rt5bb me 3 my hero
Was so glad it Bernie reading.🔥
I miss him
Same.🙂
I got this book, and hearing his voice read it makes it a lot funnier lol
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Bernie Mac, he was so funny you needed a box tissue for your tears. Bernie was one of the Real Kings Of Comedy.
I'm sooooo glad I came upon this !!! rest in peace man
Dawn Dawkins, ME TOO
Did we ever find out how he died
They need to make a movie 🎥 So happy we still have a part of him with this book 📖 Glad to hear his voice 😂
RIP Bernie. Always had a soft spot for you. A special soul indeed. Thank you for this. Amazingly positive, unique, and truly a great addition to my life. You take care.
OMG!! I was bored at work, Bernie just brightened my day!
Hey beautiful 😍
Thank you... this was a pleasant surprise...I really enjoyed this....and he said Phyllis Hyman fought for him to perform when no one else would give him a break... Phyllis was and is one of my favorite singers forever.
Milk nd Cookies joke is CLASSIC! "Him down stairs" lol... (I still see him performing that joke! King of Comdey)... Long Live Bernie Mac 🙏🏾🤙🏽
Yes, glad the nephew is ok w it now. I still want to laugh at it without feeling bad 😏
I tried listening on my headphones while shopping and literally was laughing out loud!!!!!!! Classic. Pure genius.
Really
Bernie never disappoints.such a beautiful soul. RIP
He was funny. I miss him
We MISS you Mac Man!! 👑💯
Thank you so much for the upload!! Bernie Mac was one of the greats who was taken too soon!!! RIP You are very much missed by all the hearts you've touched 💜
Thank you for this wonderful gift! Who the heck would thumbs down words from a legend & genius?! Gone too soon Bernie!
R.I.P. the KING OF COMEDY 👑
I muthaphukkin miss you muthaphukka!! 😢
I wouldn't thumbs down this .... but I was looking for stuff for the home school students to use. As great as the ideas being expressed this isn't suitable for students because of the language.
April 21 was my Birthday and listening to this was the best gift I've received in 42 years OMG I still can't stop laughing.
I remember reading this book years ago… my biggest mistake is reading it on the subway. I was literally laughing so hard that I cried. People looked at me like I was crazy. Great book and even better in audio.
Looking for an Audio Book to go to sleep too. Its going to be impossible to sleep to this LOL. Might have to start my morning off to this.. Let's see..
Just happened to have come across this...the man's a legend
RIP MY BERNIE MAC. RIP STANDS FOR REPLACEMENT ISN'T POSSIBLE NEVER WITH OUR BERNIE MAC.👼👼💕💕❤❤
Right On
God bless you big man
@@donnajacksunn489 😘😘😢😢🙏🙏
@@canadianwolverine2447 🙏🙏🙏😢😢😘
we have funny comedians but ant nobody like Bernie Mac one of a kind,
Bernie Mac. Damn I miss him. Too funny for words.
I don't ever wanna see anybody cry! #God's gift
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WHOYOUWIT!!!
It's good he got the chance to record his own book.
RIP Bernie Mac
I totally love Bernie! He is and was the greatest man ever to walk the planet! RIP Mac! You will live forever in our memories!
When the Bernie Mack show came on i wouldn't talk to anybody. He always brought it with all he had.
😂😂😂😂 I’m dying....had my 21 year old on the floor....SIP BERNIE....we miss you so much....you will never be forgotten
1:19:54 Too true for music. As I’ve gotten older, the “real” classics sound so much better. Something about hearing real voices and instruments instead of auto tune. It’s about as good for the soul as listening to the voice of Bernie narrate this story. So much more of an intimate experience.
Smoking my dab pen, listening to this. Lifes good man. Lifes good. Long live the mac💯🕊
Bernie Mack! Respect man, he was an intelligent man. You listen to this, knowledge! The Mack Man! R.I.P., you left us way too soon brother man.
One of the best, miss you B.
Miss Bernie Mac, he was one of my favorites.
I really miss you Mac Mac. Sorely missed. Hugs and kisses to heaven 😘💐🌻💐🌼 Rest In Peace in heaven. My number one comedian. Irreplaceable
Rip Bernie..made my day to check this out...
This was fantastic to listen to. I started it last night and finished it this morning. Thank you to the uploaded.
A MOVIE NEEDS TO BE DONE ASAP
Ya
I learned a lot RIP Bernie Mac
All time favorite comedian really miss this guy.
I smiled the whole time ❤
R.I.P. Bernie. Love ya brotha! 🙏🔥✊
Ya
R.I.P Bernie Mac.Thanks for posting.
There’s No Comedian that can make me laugh like Bernie...Mike Epps is good, the rest are way behind but Bernie’s was just Great
Thank you for this. Ima read the book now. Bernie is the only one to tell it like it is. That's why they got him. I love him to life.
i need his voice as my inner monologue 😂
So glad I came across this Bernie was my favorite comedian had me laughing till I choked😄😄he will forever be missed RIP
The Legendary , Berine Mack.Man what can I say.the best who did it. RIP MY GOOD BRO.
This was enjoyable, miss this guy like crazy.
Hidden gem
The Bernie Mac Show plays on my local network!
Wow! This is just what I needed in such a time as this! Needed to laugh, hearing Bernie's voice again made my heart Smile! ~;O)
Ya
Big Mac, May the good Lord up above bless you and keep you by His side. Time for you to rest, and until we meet again.. God speed 🙏🇺🇸🇨🇦💯
Thx alot for posting Mr Bernie Mac!!!!!!
Rest In Peace Bernie mac
It's just the beginning and I appreciate this so much. Continue to Rest Easy King 👑❤️💯💪🏾
Omg I have tears down my face laughing so hard at this 😭😭😭😭😭 God bless you for uploading this! ❤️❤️❤️
R.I.P Legend. Bernie Mac.
I just want to hear as many hours of this as I can get.
Voiced his own audiobook 🤯
Update: YOOOOO this shit got me LIVING!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It's great to hear his voice after all these years 👏🏽👏🏽
I sit here and listen to this for over 4hrs long and I enjoyed every minute of it. Bernie is such a wonderful up standing guy, and he is such a jewel and definitely missed. R.I.P Bernie Mac. I love you and the man you are/ were. Gone way too soon!!!🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽
I got this from the library in summer 2008 was so influential for me
Tried to find this on Audible, just CD only. Thanks for posting!
Welcome
Loved this. Thank you.
❤❤❤❤😂
Thank you soo much been wanting to get the audiobook forever
This was so damn good
Wow.. Thank you for this gem
Wow I needed this on my long night at work!!!!! MISS U UNCLE BERNIE
this is so good I've listen over and over again thank you for this,
Thank you so much for posting this. Legendary!
Thx for this.
U welcome
RIP Bernie Mac .. He a legend.. He is missed greatly.
Yes
I love this.. Thank you for sharing.. RIP B. Mac
Wow 🙄 Bernies Here In THE Spirit 😊
This is great! Thank you so much!
I started reading this but didn’t get to finish it so glad I found this
Reelblack One you have my gratitude for this audio, it bring me the type of joy I can’t put in to words . Your really appreciated and for this to just be one the of many hundreds of timeless projects you have in your collection. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bravo sir 🫡 Please continue your great work.
Thank you for this upload. I’m praying they don’t take it down lol
A REAL one. Thank you Bernie Mack for the insight. Right on time ✨💆🏾♀️✨
really miss you Bernie..RIP
i was looking for this thank you brother
There will never be another Bernie Mac I am over here dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🎉🎉🎉😂
This man was my hero.
As HONEST as a Lovely Man can be. Bless Him His Memory Family and Truth 💓💓💓🌟
I've been watching Bernie Mac Show reruns on the Aspire channel and forgot how funny he was. A couple of my favorite lines:
She knows my baby can't skate. She's got the coordination of a bumblebee.
😂
From the "A Christmas Story" episode about the dog the kids wanted to keep:
Come on now. You see these kids. They're sneaky! Deceitful! I don't want to have to kill one of them. I'm telling you, it's Christmas! You send me some help, lord. Send me an angel, an elf. Send me one of them lucky midgets with a pot of gold. I'm desperate. Somebody going to get physically hurt. Gonna be a discrepancy.
😂
I'm glad I googled "Bernie Mac book." I can't wait to listen to this. ❤
I sure Bernie Mac. I hope that his family was able to stay in family even though every Bernie Mac is great!I sure miss him.
Loved his show...binged watched the whole series,...so real and funny as hell!!!
This is another book? I didn't know that he wrote another book. I thought he just wrote "Maybe You Never Cry Again". 😩 Man I'm missing out on a lot
Great Book 👍I Read IT 20yrs Ago ,RIP Bernie Mac 😊
RIP what a Legend
R.I.P BERNIE MAC Thank You!🙏☝️ We miss that charisma
One of the best to ever do it still a role model, still got us rolling laughing😂
I'LL ALWAYS LOVE 💕 YOU BERNIE MAC!!!! OH! I MISS HIM SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS ; IT HURTS SO GOOD. 🙏🏼AMEN🕯️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
It was good to hear his voice teared up. 4:09:46: 3/18/19
The last joke is priceless lol
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Great upload
1:59:40 SO THAT'S WHERE BERNIE GOT THAT DENT ON HIS TEMPLE FROM - RHONDA'S HAMMER. LMFAO!!! : ) RIP, KING!
Picked a hammer up and slapped THE FUCK OUT'EM!!!!!
You can tell what era we experienced" I don't care if we share only moments a day, I just don't wanna be lonely" Main Ingredient". A lot of marriages stood the test of time whith these lyrics❤
This is real talk.The man. I honor Bernie Mac memory, contributions and achievements. However, by listening to his audio recording, I had never thought much about him, I now can say, I understand Bernie Mac and the MAN. Telling it like is whether you like it ,or not, won't stop the show, or lose sleep. I identify with Bernie Mac and most of, his stories, struggles, pain, humor and why comedy is so important to him and the world, because it disarms the adversary and arms the comedian with tact and charismatic humor.
Therman! Therman! I love when Bernie does that story....I'm so weak!😂😭 I was rolling my hhair and all of a sudden I heard a thumpp! This book was as lit as I knew it was going to be. Love ❤
After hearing this I had a bad dream. A damn potted meat sandwich,, Ahhhh!!!