Such a great blooper. The way he runs his finger under his nose and the deadpan delivery are what make it for me. Might have to rewatch Parks and Rec again.
@@TM25Tk I don't wanna be that guy but family guy did it way before them. Peter said it's like a brown crayon down there😂 then come to find out it was stewies crayon and he gives it back then stewie is like why is my crayon melted and or stinks😂
That's where the "is this clean enough?" Comes in. Sometimes you gotta get good enough to let the b hole heal for a little bit, then go back and finish the job brother 🤣
I'm with you brother. When I see blood and fresh dook on that pearly white wad I get a little nervey. Like is that doody going into my bloodstream? Feels like maybe that's how new diseases come about.
The secret to stopping the never-ending wipe is to use a wet wipe or wet TP and go up inside about .5". That stops the never-ender. Gotta get just a little past the balloon knot
@@jatzke609Im going on 50 and the only place I really had a problem was in Iraq and Saudi Arabia when I was stationed there. Theres something in the air. Never exceeded 3 wipes anywhere else because you just sit back down until its cleared out.
@dm5tv56 being real your never really clean unless you use a wash cloth or wet wipes your bound for streaks due to walking/glute activity throughout the day.
"Hi, you've reached A.J. Hawk. Earlier today I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip, and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
As Flounder says in Animal House "Gee guys, this is great!" Best show ever, and this is why the Pat McAfee has it's private parking space by the front door at ESPN. Keep it the good work, guys; we need to spit it laughing all the time!
Omg this was the greatest 14 minutes of my day today. I laughed so hard I had tears 😂. Just as funny to watch it again and now I will share to see what truths come out from this 😁🤣
Nah man, skid marks is like, 1 or 2 wipes short. 40 wipes is absolutely nuts. If I ever have to wipe 40 times in one go I'm going to a damn hospital that's absurd.
This convo is amazing lol. Personally I got a stomach bug in 2019 and wiped so many times in one day, I left work straight to Home Depot to get a bidet lol. Wasn’t all in one sitting, but if you wipe 10 times and go to the bathroom 7 times in a day…. Adds up lol
You guys need a bidet! My husband was skeptical, and was so convinced after one poop? He went and bought a second bidet. We no longer wipe '100' times, maybe 2-3. AND, our toilet paper supply barely dwindles. We're clean as a whistle! LOL
I dont think we've raised the question of skill at wiping. It sounds like some people might be really bad at wiping, like a soft wiper. You gotta go deep and firm with a wipe, lol. cant be just touching the surface of the poop residue and not scraping it off with authority. 🤣
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Probably havent clicked on a video this fast since AJs Pet Alligator story
RIP Jimmy
@@chucknorris78945Moment of silence for Jimmy
I still watch the Jimmy video atleast once a week. RIP Jimmy, we love you buddy!
I thought it was piranhas???
@@blakemcmullen9856 Piranhas and alligators. AJ is a menace!
This is the greatest ad promo of ALL time. This is better than Dude Wipes could ever pay for
Literally might go re up cuz of this
Dude Wipes! "Destroying America's plumbing & septic infrastructure since 2012"
Pat knows what he's doing and looking out for the environment
@@macdaddy2344 bad troll attempt
@@LemThurdy420he’s not trolling. They are biodegradable
"Sometimes when I wipe, I wipe and I wipe... poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something" - Chris Pratt Parks & Rec blooper
Such a great blooper. The way he runs his finger under his nose and the deadpan delivery are what make it for me. Might have to rewatch Parks and Rec again.
And Aubrey Plaza breaking character after the first "i wipe"
Always sunny in Philadelphia made this joke first.
I went looking for this comment. Glad I didn’t have to search long
@@TM25Tk I don't wanna be that guy but family guy did it way before them.
Peter said it's like a brown crayon down there😂 then come to find out it was stewies crayon and he gives it back then stewie is like why is my crayon melted and or stinks😂
“I don’t want my face and name above that” 😂
had me rolling lmao
Then pat did him dirty on the outro. Barely gave him a chance to get on top of it and say "not me that's AJ"
That damn ticker with a aj solo shot
Connor’s line about blind people tasting it 😂😂😂
You never heard that😂
“You think Kaboly wipes”
Hes so bad like telling brownie he eats 💩
Ty was real quiet during this seg 👀
“I probably been around the 50-75 mark before I figured it out” - Kaboly 😂😂😂
That's the one. My fuckin cheeks hurt.😂😂😂
@@mattdavies4372 which ones? 😂
AJ - Metamucil will set you free.
Sent me.
Killed me 😂
Yall remember in the old studio that poster of AJ pooping ?😂😂
yupps
That needs to be made into merch. I’d buy that poster in a heartbeat.
"I think you might be walking away dirty" 😂😂
best segment this show has had since the pod got forcibly removed from us
R.I.P. the pod.
Why did we lose the POD
don't they pick it back up after football season?
What happened to the pod
Can’t wait for season 2
“That’s what the drones are looking for in Jersey right now” 😂
i read this comment before watching and just died laughing when i cam across it broo lmao
Segments like these are what make the show great. Cold-calling Kaboly was the cherry on top.
All-timer.
This may be the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I'm in tears. Thanks guys.
Worst is a messy one at work with that sandpaper tp. Aint even clean before ya start bleeding
That's where the "is this clean enough?" Comes in. Sometimes you gotta get good enough to let the b hole heal for a little bit, then go back and finish the job brother 🤣
Jesus Christ dude 💀
I'm with you brother. When I see blood and fresh dook on that pearly white wad I get a little nervey. Like is that doody going into my bloodstream? Feels like maybe that's how new diseases come about.
@@xXxFroztyyhe’s not even lying that’s straight facts
JJ Watt segments are must watch. Easily the best part of the show every week without a doubt.
More JJ and less A Rod
Surpassed Rodgers appearances awhile ago
I genuinely had a dream he was signed and starting for the Steelers while TJ was hurt. Please, Pittsburgh will love you forever
Hands down 😂😂😂😂
JJ is our new Rapsheet
I’m glad someone finally put the word out on this conundrum. I thought I was wiping way too much. Glad to know other people are in the same boat. 😅😂
I had a 30+ today I feel this convo
Riiiiiight
gotta wet wipe it, then shower an hose it out boys
Bidet
100 wipes is literally a whole roll of paper 😂
That’s like practically a whole 6 pack of rolls
And how would you know? 🤔 🧐
It happens once in a while
Toilet paper is overrated
If you don’t feel like wiped with 40 grit sandpaper after, is it really a dump?
This is exactly why I love the PM show. They don't worry about taking themselves too seriously.
99 wipes and he still ain't done 😂
The secret to stopping the never-ending wipe is to use a wet wipe or wet TP and go up inside about .5". That stops the never-ender. Gotta get just a little past the balloon knot
Bro what are y’all talking about. I can’t be the only one who has never experienced that.
I'm pretty sure I would've disagreed with you before I turned 30...lmao
Bro, the secret is to sit back down because you're not done pooping. It shouldn't even be a secret. Are people this naive?
@@jatzke609Im going on 50 and the only place I really had a problem was in Iraq and Saudi Arabia when I was stationed there. Theres something in the air. Never exceeded 3 wipes anywhere else because you just sit back down until its cleared out.
"the balloon knot"🤣🤣🤣💀
JJ losing his mind is the best part. 😂
“Taste” deserved a bigger laugh. 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
@PatMcafee - AJ has never experienced never a ghost wipe? Best feeling in the world. In and out.
The only thing better is sitting down and it ends up just being a big fart! Especially as you get older and simply cannot take that risk!😂😂😂
@@BrianScott721000% 😂😂😂😂 u could be laying bombs all day and don’t think anything of it until u feel it lol
This is the type of journalism i come to see from this progrum
If I get to 10, I’m just hopping in the shower after that.
Average should be at least 5 or 6 depending on what you eat 😂
true
@@xcreenplay7264my brother in Allah...normal should be 1 or 2
The average is wipe until you’re clean. There’s a lot of dirty buns out there, apparently.
@dm5tv56 being real your never really clean unless you use a wash cloth or wet wipes your bound for streaks due to walking/glute activity throughout the day.
Was listening to this in my headphones live at work my boss came and told me to lay off the reefer 😂 I was crying from laughing so hard
No wonder his basement was flooded 😂😂😂.
Great point
LMAO
Better call C&J 💀💀
Dude wipes save you thousands and thousands of dollars
This is the content the fans want! 😂
Kaboly never disappoints…. I’ve never been more of a fan of a sports journalist than that man.
LEGEND
When Kaboly said 50 to 75 and Pat laughed, that was genuine joy at the response.
The BEST
this whole conversation with the ESPN logo in the corner is quite surreal
One time, I farted and blew the toilet paper out of my hand.
Why you farting on your hand bro? 😂
That's like dropping the ball right before the end zone and it ends up as a touch back
AJ uses one piece of paper at a time.
He splits the 2-ply as well... 😂
AJ uses the same piece every time
Thats top notch ESPN content right here
Bro that thumbnail 😂🚽🧻
"Hi, you've reached A.J. Hawk. Earlier today I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip, and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
Pats revelation of AJ’s life is always great
He always has something wild going on
4:40 start here lololololol I literally can't stop laughing and a piece of candy flew out of my mouth.
The roars of laughter coming from the back room is the best part. 😂😂
It’s like wiping peanut butter out of a fur coat.
😭😭😭💩💩💩
Bruh the thumbnail has got me in shambles 😂😂😂
As Flounder says in Animal House "Gee guys, this is great!" Best show ever, and this is why the Pat McAfee has it's private parking space by the front door at ESPN. Keep it the good work, guys; we need to spit it laughing all the time!
Lol he doesn’t even work at the espn studios bro do you even watch the show?
I got a buddy that doesnt wipe at all. Claims because he doesnt drink coffee, hes clean. We call him, Clean Break.
LMAO
Sounds like he's a ghost poop specialist. Those are the best ones lol
@@erikaedwards7313 Ghost poops are the best, they are literally a blessing. I wipe I check, I see just one hair, feelsgoodman
Deep enough squat you don't have 2. Perfect technique
You tell him he's an absolute Viking warlord.
BIDET GET A BIDET... changed my life! SO GREAT! tom segura convinced me.
a top 3 decision in my entire life. changed EVERYTHING!!!!
The aim….i almost flew off the seat the first go. Of course I went full throttle and didn’t get a kiss even
But with that said, it’s a life changing moment
I don’t like the French and I don’t like water slapping around while I’m crouched in the air.
@@Mr.Weskerswhat’s it have to do with the French and have you ever tried it?
At 12:07, we hear the most real WTF ever. Ever.
Tone was in peak form today. Preach brother! 🤘
LOL! I cannot believe this was a conversation.😂😂😂😂😂
Omg this was the greatest 14 minutes of my day today. I laughed so hard I had tears 😂. Just as funny to watch it again and now I will share to see what truths come out from this 😁🤣
This is the best and longest dude wipe ad I’m happily watching lmao
I was trying to contain myself from bursting out laughing at work during this whole segment🤣
Greatest Segment in Sports Show History! Laughing so hard!
This segment is taking "this show stinks" to a new level.
I started dying laughing when Mark said 50-75 😂
Most offices in America have AWFUL toilet paper. It’s like printer paper. As long as it doesn’t bleed it’s a good day.
That’s that John Wayne TP, tough as nails don’t take sh*t off nobody
6:39 “I appreciate Jj doing that” is so goddamn funny 💀
Watching this during a 40 wiper rn
One of my top 5 moments in my life was getting a bidet 5 years ago....absolute life changing and no chaffing.
Only use toilet paper to dry now.
Props to chat suggesting calling Kaboly 😂
We are at the end of December.. this is by far the best thing I've watched all year
TP on first & second wipe if needed. Wet wipes two or three times or as needed. TP wipe to dry.
I'm a huge fan and this is by far the funniest segment ever....I'm dead😂
Pat and the guys who can’t comprehend this are the genesis of “my husband has skid marks in his underwear”
Nah man, skid marks is like, 1 or 2 wipes short. 40 wipes is absolutely nuts. If I ever have to wipe 40 times in one go I'm going to a damn hospital that's absurd.
Thats why real men dont wear underwear. No evidence to be found
This convo is amazing lol. Personally I got a stomach bug in 2019 and wiped so many times in one day, I left work straight to Home Depot to get a bidet lol. Wasn’t all in one sitting, but if you wipe 10 times and go to the bathroom 7 times in a day…. Adds up lol
The absolute worst is a gas station dump when you only have to work with single-ply TP.
After 5 I'm jumping in the shower.
One of the best segments ever, holy hell that is funny!! 😂
This is by far the best and most relatable segment on the show
My stomach is hurting laughing so hard at the words of Kaboly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SINGLE HANDEDLY saving ESPN, while talking 💩 🍦 💩 ❤❤❤
JJ knowing the Parks & Rec Chris Pratt marker moment is the perfect reference.
Ty just stayed out of it😅😂
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a room by myself in so long
Pure gold. Up there with the Ohio St band coming to AJs front door. Thank you.
That was a much needed laugh today. Thank you.
Aj needs a bidet 😂
Japanese toilet 🤌🤣
“You are pooping in your hand” 🤣 I can’t talk I wipe a lot.
AJ is a national treasure
Dbut sent me with the "lets get a checkup boys" 😂
You guys need a bidet! My husband was skeptical, and was so convinced after one poop? He went and bought a second bidet. We no longer wipe '100' times, maybe 2-3. AND, our toilet paper supply barely dwindles. We're clean as a whistle! LOL
Pat needs toilet training all together. He stands for wiping like a 3 year old.
JJ segments are always the best , bunch of dudes just casually chopping it up 🤣🤣
the fact chat got kaboly on here to ask is gold 😂
This conversation is one the most important in modern society. Had to be had😂😂
I am a grown ass man howling laughing 😂
“They sent wallets …”. Hard to pick that comment up. Funny
The call to Kaboly was unbelievable. This show deserves an award
Kaboli is the most Pittsburgh guy I’ve ever seen.
AJ cheeks are bleeding "I'm good"😂😂
This show is the best 😂
I feel this conv so much lmao Dude Wipes changed the game for me, I was also a high volume wiper prior to dude wipes.
Always appreciate the poop talk 😂😂
This is the type of content I watch this channel for. 😂😂
9:53 that’s definitely the face of someone who doesn’t wipe
I disagree, you can't risk the swamp ass
the fact they brought on Kaboly 🤣 hooooly
Was this segment on ESPN or after
Exactly my question
Lmfao at work rn 😂😂😂
One of the best episodes ever!!!!!
You owe me a new computer.. I spilled coke over mine laughing at this. Fkkkkk
Crying laughing at this segment😂
I dont think we've raised the question of skill at wiping. It sounds like some people might be really bad at wiping, like a soft wiper. You gotta go deep and firm with a wipe, lol. cant be just touching the surface of the poop residue and not scraping it off with authority. 🤣
probably AJ's crooked fingers stray far away from the target area, impeding a successful wiping