Such a great blooper. The way he runs his finger under his nose and the deadpan delivery are what make it for me. Might have to rewatch Parks and Rec again.
@@TM25Tk I don't wanna be that guy but family guy did it way before them. Peter said it's like a brown crayon down there😂 then come to find out it was stewies crayon and he gives it back then stewie is like why is my crayon melted and or stinks😂
The secret to stopping the never-ending wipe is to use a wet wipe or wet TP and go up inside about .5". That stops the never-ender. Gotta get just a little past the balloon knot
@@jatzke609Im going on 50 and the only place I really had a problem was in Iraq and Saudi Arabia when I was stationed there. Theres something in the air. Never exceeded 3 wipes anywhere else because you just sit back down until its cleared out.
@dm5tv56 being real your never really clean unless you use a wash cloth or wet wipes your bound for streaks due to walking/glute activity throughout the day.
"Hi, you've reached A.J. Hawk. Earlier today I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip, and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
Nah man, skid marks is like, 1 or 2 wipes short. 40 wipes is absolutely nuts. If I ever have to wipe 40 times in one go I'm going to a damn hospital that's absurd.
As Flounder says in Animal House "Gee guys, this is great!" Best show ever, and this is why the Pat McAfee has it's private parking space by the front door at ESPN. Keep it the good work, guys; we need to spit it laughing all the time!
I dont think we've raised the question of skill at wiping. It sounds like some people might be really bad at wiping, like a soft wiper. You gotta go deep and firm with a wipe, lol. cant be just touching the surface of the poop residue and not scraping it off with authority. 🤣
Omg this was the greatest 14 minutes of my day today. I laughed so hard I had tears 😂. Just as funny to watch it again and now I will share to see what truths come out from this 😁🤣
A few years ago I was listening to a podcast with Jelly Roll. They said get the dude wipe bidet…..that one comment changed my life. Boys and girls, get one. You’ll never regret it. The aim 🎯 on that thing is spot on
As you get older you can’t just wait to build up a big one anymore. A good sneeze can creep up on you and afterwards you got a major problem! So if you go early, often times you are still having to wipe the last of it a dozen times! Get a basic bidet that just squirts water, no ac power needed. Use the wet wipe, squirt the water and wipe again. It will save you from having to hop up in to the sink each time! 😂😂😂
Probably havent clicked on a video this fast since AJs Pet Alligator story
RIP Jimmy
@@chucknorris78945Moment of silence for Jimmy
I still watch the Jimmy video atleast once a week. RIP Jimmy, we love you buddy!
I thought it was piranhas???
@@blakemcmullen9856 Piranhas and alligators. AJ is a menace!
"Sometimes when I wipe, I wipe and I wipe... poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something" - Chris Pratt Parks & Rec blooper
Such a great blooper. The way he runs his finger under his nose and the deadpan delivery are what make it for me. Might have to rewatch Parks and Rec again.
And Aubrey Plaza breaking character after the first "i wipe"
Always sunny in Philadelphia made this joke first.
I went looking for this comment. Glad I didn’t have to search long
@@TM25Tk I don't wanna be that guy but family guy did it way before them.
Peter said it's like a brown crayon down there😂 then come to find out it was stewies crayon and he gives it back then stewie is like why is my crayon melted and or stinks😂
This is the greatest ad promo of ALL time. This is better than Dude Wipes could ever pay for
best segment this show has had since the pod got forcibly removed from us
R.I.P. the pod.
Why did we lose the POD
don't they pick it back up after football season?
What happened to the pod
Can’t wait for season 2
“I don’t want my face and name above that” 😂
had me rolling lmao
Then pat did him dirty on the outro. Barely gave him a chance to get on top of it and say "not me that's AJ"
“I probably been around the 50-75 mark before I figured it out” - Kaboly 😂😂😂
That's the one. My fuckin cheeks hurt.😂😂😂
@@mattdavies4372 which ones? 😂
AJ - Metamucil will set you free.
Sent me.
Killed me 😂
Connor’s line about blind people tasting it 😂😂😂
You never heard that😂
“You think Kaboly wipes”
Yall remember in the old studio that poster of AJ pooping ?😂😂
yupps
That needs to be made into merch. I’d buy that poster in a heartbeat.
“That’s what the drones are looking for in Jersey right now” 😂
i read this comment before watching and just died laughing when i cam across it broo lmao
JJ Watt segments are must watch. Easily the best part of the show every week without a doubt.
More JJ and less A Rod
Surpassed Rodgers appearances awhile ago
"I think you might be walking away dirty" 😂😂
100 wipes is literally a whole roll of paper 😂
That’s like practically a whole 6 pack of rolls
And how would you know? 🤔 🧐
It happens once in a while
I use bamboo toilet paper seems to go faster
The secret to stopping the never-ending wipe is to use a wet wipe or wet TP and go up inside about .5". That stops the never-ender. Gotta get just a little past the balloon knot
Bro what are y’all talking about. I can’t be the only one who has never experienced that.
I'm pretty sure I would've disagreed with you before I turned 30...lmao
Bro, the secret is to sit back down because you're not done pooping. It shouldn't even be a secret. Are people this naive?
@@jatzke609Im going on 50 and the only place I really had a problem was in Iraq and Saudi Arabia when I was stationed there. Theres something in the air. Never exceeded 3 wipes anywhere else because you just sit back down until its cleared out.
"the balloon knot"🤣🤣🤣💀
I had a 30+ today I feel this convo
Riiiiiight
No wonder his basement was flooded 😂😂😂.
Great point
99 wipes and he still ain't done 😂
If I get to 10, I’m just hopping in the shower after that.
Average should be at least 5 or 6 depending on what you eat 😂
true
@@xcreenplay7264my brother in Allah...normal should be 1 or 2
The average is wipe until you’re clean. There’s a lot of dirty buns out there, apparently.
@dm5tv56 being real your never really clean unless you use a wash cloth or wet wipes your bound for streaks due to walking/glute activity throughout the day.
Worst is a messy one at work with that sandpaper tp. Aint even clean before ya start bleeding
JJ losing his mind is the best part. 😂
This is exactly why I love the PM show. They don't worry about taking themselves too seriously.
BIDET GET A BIDET... changed my life! SO GREAT! tom segura convinced me.
a top 3 decision in my entire life. changed EVERYTHING!!!!
The aim….i almost flew off the seat the first go. Of course I went full throttle and didn’t get a kiss even
But with that said, it’s a life changing moment
I don’t like the French and I don’t like water slapping around while I’m crouched in the air.
@@Mr.Weskerswhat’s it have to do with the French and have you ever tried it?
@PatMcafee - AJ has never experienced never a ghost wipe? Best feeling in the world. In and out.
The only thing better is sitting down and it ends up just being a big fart! Especially as you get older and simply cannot take that risk!😂😂😂
This is the type of journalism i come to see from this progrum
One time, I farted and blew the toilet paper out of my hand.
Bro that thumbnail 😂🚽🧻
AJ uses one piece of paper at a time.
He splits the 2-ply as well... 😂
AJ uses the same piece every time
This is the content the fans want! 😂
"Hi, you've reached A.J. Hawk. Earlier today I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip, and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
“Taste” deserved a bigger laugh. 😂😂😂
Was listening to this in my headphones live at work my boss came and told me to lay off the reefer 😂 I was crying from laughing so hard
Kaboly never disappoints…. I’ve never been more of a fan of a sports journalist than that man.
Pat and the guys who can’t comprehend this are the genesis of “my husband has skid marks in his underwear”
Nah man, skid marks is like, 1 or 2 wipes short. 40 wipes is absolutely nuts. If I ever have to wipe 40 times in one go I'm going to a damn hospital that's absurd.
Bruh the thumbnail has got me in shambles 😂😂😂
If you don’t have a bidet you’re living in the Stone Age 😂😂😂
I was trying to contain myself from bursting out laughing at work during this whole segment🤣
This may be the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I'm in tears. Thanks guys.
This segment is taking "this show stinks" to a new level.
As Flounder says in Animal House "Gee guys, this is great!" Best show ever, and this is why the Pat McAfee has it's private parking space by the front door at ESPN. Keep it the good work, guys; we need to spit it laughing all the time!
Lol he doesn’t even work at the espn studios bro do you even watch the show?
I got a buddy that doesnt wipe at all. Claims because he doesnt drink coffee, hes clean. We call him, Clean Break.
LMAO
Sounds like he's a ghost poop specialist. Those are the best ones lol
@@erikaedwards7313 Ghost poops are the best, they are literally a blessing. I wipe I check, I see just one hair, feelsgoodman
Deep enough squat you don't have 2. Perfect technique
I dont think we've raised the question of skill at wiping. It sounds like some people might be really bad at wiping, like a soft wiper. You gotta go deep and firm with a wipe, lol. cant be just touching the surface of the poop residue and not scraping it off with authority. 🤣
probably AJ's crooked fingers stray far away from the target area, impeding a successful wiping
One of my top 5 moments in my life was getting a bidet 5 years ago....absolute life changing and no chaffing.
Only use toilet paper to dry now.
Lol AJ says "dudes talking about blood need to get that checked..." come on, after 20 wipes your butt is raw 😂
AJ is a national treasure
When Kaboly said 50 to 75 and Pat laughed, that was genuine joy at the response.
I'm a huge fan and this is by far the funniest segment ever....I'm dead😂
Most offices in America have AWFUL toilet paper. It’s like printer paper. As long as it doesn’t bleed it’s a good day.
Segments like these are what make the show great. Cold-calling Kaboly was the cherry on top.
All-timer.
Aj needs a bidet 😂
Japanese toilet 🤌🤣
After 5 I'm jumping in the shower.
TP on first & second wipe if needed. Wet wipes two or three times or as needed. TP wipe to dry.
Pats revelation of AJ’s life is always great
He always has something wild going on
SINGLE HANDEDLY saving ESPN, while talking 💩 🍦 💩 ❤❤❤
Pure gold. Up there with the Ohio St band coming to AJs front door. Thank you.
Dbut sent me with the "lets get a checkup boys" 😂
Tone was in peak form today. Preach brother! 🤘
Omg this was the greatest 14 minutes of my day today. I laughed so hard I had tears 😂. Just as funny to watch it again and now I will share to see what truths come out from this 😁🤣
It's nice to know I make a lot less money than these guys, but I'm still living a better life with my bidet 😅
The absolute worst is a gas station dump when you only have to work with single-ply TP.
You should do a colonoscopy live on the show 😂
Kaboly went from sounding reasonable to 50-75 wipes real quick.
You won't get this conversation with SAS, Lebatard, Cowherd or the NFL network.
this is the real locker room talk
This is awesome. Jimmy Pataro has steered ESPN in the absolute right direction
Greatest Segment in Sports Show History! Laughing so hard!
This conversation is one the most important in modern society. Had to be had😂😂
They gave these fellas a show on ESPN. Thank God.
Tremendous segment!
Lmfao 😂 you don't know where it's coming from haha I'm dead 😂
I didn’t know I needed this in till I saw this
DAWG IM 40 and a SHOWER
One of the best episodes ever!!!!!
Brah..Bidet changed my life at 44! Im in 😂😂 over 40 wipes
A bidet is the best invention that has been created to this point
This is the type of content I watch this channel for. 😂😂
A few years ago I was listening to a podcast with Jelly Roll. They said get the dude wipe bidet…..that one comment changed my life. Boys and girls, get one. You’ll never regret it. The aim 🎯 on that thing is spot on
PAT needs to have the ass doc pay a visit to the thunder dome😂😂😂
this whole conversation with the ESPN logo in the corner is quite surreal
I havent laughed this hard in a long time.
Unhinged 🤣 love this
As you get older you can’t just wait to build up a big one anymore. A good sneeze can creep up on you and afterwards you got a major problem! So if you go early, often times you are still having to wipe the last of it a dozen times! Get a basic bidet that just squirts water, no ac power needed. Use the wet wipe, squirt the water and wipe again. It will save you from having to hop up in to the sink each time! 😂😂😂
This is the greatest video to ever hit UA-cam
"Poop in my fingernails" is not a song, is a spoiler
9:53 that’s definitely the face of someone who doesn’t wipe
I disagree, you can't risk the swamp ass
Lmao isn’t the saying you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it. Wiping more than 10 times, you’re playing with it. 🤣
This is the best convo since Orlovsky's "Fart Heard Around the World"
(which coincidentally featured Kaboly)
Was this segment on ESPN or after
These types of talks remind me of the locker room 😂
“They sent wallets …”. Hard to pick that comment up. Funny
lol this made my day, thank you gentlemen.
AJ with another certified hood classic
"that's what the drones are looking for in Jersey..."
LMAO Don't flush them! Probably should get a Costco card!!!😅
That infinite wipe glitch sucks when you’re in a port-a-can at work. I Think thats where the saying “ I don’t have time for this ishh” comes from.😂
You gotta make sure 😂
I see a toilet and AJ in the thumbnail, I already know it’s going to be a banger
What kind of toilet is this guy working with...lol...how many flushes?that should be your next sponsor 😂😂
I got a bidet. I used to love pooping at work but not anymore
Gold Bar Content Right Here 😂🥇
Tone: it’s usually after McDonald’s hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just buy a bidet and get it over with 😂